NEET General #343 - Late Night Seroquel Edition NEET 04/24/19 (Wed) 14:38:22 No. 259209 [View All]
Do you often find yourself not being able to get to sleep? Then perhaps Seroquel is for you.
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 08:50:14 No. 259912
>>259910
If you see a boong wearing red sunnies, run.
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 08:51:08 No. 259913
>>259912
>If you see a boong, run.
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 08:51:31 No. 259914
>>259913
>>259912
I very much doubt many neets could outrun a boong
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 08:51:43 No. 259915
>A life dedicated to wine
Maybe Dan Murphy was an honorary neet?
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 08:52:26 No. 259916
Volunteered today for 8 hours
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 08:52:57 No. 259917
Struggling to get nuggers #19 and #20 down. That chinky I had for afternoon tea filled me up more than I realised.
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 08:53:03 No. 259918
>>259915
Honorary boong
>>259916
Good lad
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 08:53:16 No. 259919
>>259916
I posted a picture for you this morning and you ignored it.
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 08:53:42 No. 259920
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 08:55:40 No. 259921
Can you get KF and maccas delivered? Cant find em on uber
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 08:58:14 No. 259922
>>259921
KFC don't do ubereats.
Maccas might be up to the store. I just got some.
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 08:58:57 No. 259923
feel like some nuggets now
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 08:59:15 No. 259924
>>259920
They're in now.
I'll probably go and have a shit and then feel hungry again.
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 08:59:47 No. 259925
Having a quiche
>>259919
I apologise
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 08:59:56 No. 259926
>>259923
ubereats is a very expensive way to consume nuggers
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:00:47 No. 259927
>>259926
I usually have very economical home brand nuggers
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:03:24 No. 259928
>>259905
Red rape pants and red speed dealer sunnies.
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:03:43 No. 259929
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:04:18 No. 259930
>>259929
Depends what you're doing.
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:04:34 No. 259931
>>259856
Do you have erectile dysfunction
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:04:45 No. 259932
>>259929
Depends what you're doing and how much experience you have. Took me a few years to get to that point.
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:06:17 No. 259933
>>259932
If it's your first job, then yeah $48-50k is nothing to sneeze at.
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:06:24 No. 259934
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:06:55 No. 259935
>>259922
The one at Miranda uses deliveroo
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:07:05 No. 259936
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:07:07 No. 259937
>>259931
When I first started the anti-depressants, yes.
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:08:03 No. 259938
>>259935
I've only ever met one Miranda. She was a year below me in primary school and punched me for called her Miranda Hi-Fi, which was a stereo store that advertised in Adelaide all the time back then.
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:08:27 No. 259939
>>259930
>>259932
Ward clerk
>>259936
No, but I'm running on a wank deficit since starting antidepressants
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:08:34 No. 259940
>>259937
I had it even after I quit them, mainly I think due to fapping and watching porn. I couldn't get hard enough to fuck my hot gf (at the time)
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:08:50 No. 259941
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:09:14 No. 259942
>>259939
When you're a rich wagie you can hire suspiciously employed asian women to wipe out your wank deficit
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:09:23 No. 259943
>>259939
>Ward clerk
What does this entail?
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:11:18 No. 259944
>>259905
You fucking boong
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:12:06 No. 259945
>>259940
brewer's droop and the beetus probably also plays a part in some noot's erectile disfunction
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:12:37 No. 259946
>>259943
Handling the administrative side of the ward, clerical stuff
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:13:09 No. 259947
>>259940
Pretty much all the anti-depressants I've taken in the past have caused broken dick syndrome, but this time when I complained to my doc about it she prescribed me some dick pills, was a lot easier than than I thought.
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:13:27 No. 259948
>>259946
Your own office to wank in?
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:13:40 No. 259949
>>259946
Sounds like reasonable pay for now then.
Don't get too caught up in the numbers, just focus on doing a good job for a couple of years. The rest will follow.
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:14:00 No. 259950
>>259948
My own ward to wank in
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:14:32 No. 259951
>>259950
full of patients you can wank off
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:15:22 No. 259952
>>259951
Surplus boong semen
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:16:03 No. 259953
>>259949
Yeah, that's the plan. There's also casual shifts that I could pick up once I start
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:16:22 No. 259954
>>259951
Patient wank extortion
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:16:35 No. 259955
>>259947
having a good stiffy is a human right and doctors know that can be tried at the hague if they dont give you dick pills
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:17:17 No. 259957
>>259953
Just think to yourself "what would Monk do?" and do the exact opposite.
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:17:21 No. 259958
>>259954
I'm going to report you to the wank police.
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:17:37 No. 259959
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:17:39 No. 259960
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:17:46 No. 259961
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NEET 04/26/19 (Fri) 09:18:14 No. 259962
Ethical Wank Distribution
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