/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Big poo

I'm lactose intolerant.

>>258459

>>258460

Sloppy poo.

>>258460

I'm aboriginal intolerant.

Homeless rehabilitation commune

>>258465

I meant the splash of white stuff.

>>258465

You know how to tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

The alligator says see you later

The crocodile tells you to fuck off

>>258468

What is on the other 24 discs?

>>258445

What a nice comfy pepe!

>>258397

Vinnies next to lizbef train station has some ripper deals cuz

I hate wh*toids.

>>258459

I thought this was boong semen at first glance.

>>258460

>>258463

Causes >>258462

>>258471

The old cunt said "bless you" to me when I dropped off a few boxes of books there.

>>258409

Mong cunt

>>258476

When I used to spend more time around that area, there was one next to rite price in Eliz South across from holden that was run by the air force. She didn't say anything.

>>258411

Misso eats them, they're better than our orange looking ones.

>>258469

There are eight harry potter movies

>>258472

Hate begets hate.

>>258480

There are not.

>>258480

They're all shit.

>>258432

You can find joints in there if you're lucky. Also the botanic building in the center or whatever it's called is cool.

>>258483

<Sperg out incoming

>>258469

all eight Harry Potter movies on Blu-ray, DVD and UltraViolet and more than 45 hours of special features

>>258449

Why do you think I'm always insulting you?

I've never said anything too narky to any of you disease riddled virgin cum rag neckbeard faggot cunts.

>>258485

thicc

>>258485

Fat bitch.

>>258482

There are so

I want to race mix with a cute Jap maid.

>>258485

That'll be your ass if your not careful on the streets.

>>258485

bitch needs to walk more

>>258483

The third one is pretty decent

Harry Potter fans are mong cunts.

>>258491

i forgot the last one as split into two

>>258488

No, thank you, Possum 2.

>>258494

She's walking the streets finding a new lover now.

>>258497

You need to improve your harry potter knowledge

>>258499

Caliente!

I hate possum.

>>258503

I love possum

Harry Potter is poopy not good.

>>258503

>>258504

It all depends on how hungry he was for a piece of orange.

>>258504

Fuck you.

>>258495

oi harry potter u can fuck off said the potions master professor christopher hitchens who wasnt dead in harry potter world

Sloppy lactose intolerant poo.

Rothmans blue 25g pouch please.

High quality indigenous orgasm.

Easy to get over confident and fuck shit up when you're doin good aye neets

>>258509

Sloppy lactose intolerant Jew

>>258512

>when you're doin good

I don't know such a sensation

>>258508

Wrong again, HP was rated PG they would never have said Fuck

>>258514

neither does he

>>258517

These Prince Harry images keep getting weirder

>>258518

You never Watched Harry Potter and Hermoine's MILF then

>>258520

lol seems more of a prince Charles thing tbh

>>258521

Vile post

Iz ther way 2 spoiluh imij in omnichan ???

>>258518

o cripes, said ginger ron, watch out, it hermoione… she a feminist hary

hary potter made a note not to try to have any kindd of reason debate with hermone

>>258524

Dial post

>>258524

Vial post

At every occasion, I'll be ready for the funeral

I still hate possum.

O possum who art in shed

11/24

>>258532

hallowed be thy baseball mound

>>258516

>leaving

wew

>>258533

slow

when is shire fixing my airbag problem

>>258537

https://youtu.be/bKRoTBUf6EQ?t=107

No job no mates no girl

A 24" monitor and a case of beer

TEARS COME STREAMING DOWN YOUR FACE

I HATE POSSUM

>>258539

Livin' the lyfe

>>258541

no you don't

>>258535

A lot of NEETs leave the NEET lyfe m8

>>258537

What's wrong with yer airbag?

>>258523

I remember that scene well

You're a boong Harry!

>>258538

As powerful as his wank juice

>>258540

Tears make for good lube tbh

>>258545

My Commodore started bleating about an airbag fault on the way home today. I will have to catch the train until I can get somebody to look at it.

Why racist???

>>258550

>>258540

>>258549

Probably nothing too serious, just need to plug in an OBDII scanner and see what the fault is, probably a short circuit or maybe one of the sensors.

>>258544

say it ain't so

>>258552

The driver's door developed a rattle of some sort when you close it a couple of weeks ago. I'm wondering if the bag or sensor in that door has the issue.

>>258554

Don't be so sure

>>258055

>>258554

There is always someone https://www.beyondblue.org.au/get-support/online-forums

>>258557

Lifeline are also good if you want a good wank

>>258558

Please do not masturbate to mental health services

>>258554

Do we mean so little to you?

Me want die. Me sad boy.

>>258559

I am mental about keeping hard and want the health services to know about it.

>>258561

Have a wank

I am going to watch some TV and go to bed.

Good night everybody.

>>258561

you have wank. you have goon

>>258563

I'll wank into your ear.

>>258567

nerds deserve to be beaten up

>>258524

I was referencing this, btw what's your favorite movie

>>258564

Night good buddy.

Goin down the hard road

>>258566

How much?

>>258567

Use unfiltered indigenous porn as code.

>>258570

Big thanks to the merchants guild

>>258572

That's originally from this. When I heard that song by hilltop hoods I knew they had ok taste. They also have a piano like in one of their songs from Kosmik Blues by Janis Joplin

>>258569

Prince Charles has a son called Harry.

NOOT NOOT

>>258569

>>258577

One of the aboriginals had orange hair like Harry.

>>258569

Love the expression in his eye

>>258570

kek

>>258576

Very good. Thankyou

Time to get comfy

>>258584

calm down a bit NK you aggro boong

>>258582

this one is probably his best vid though ben 10 flash games is also kino

>>258580

>>258499

All the chicks on bumble and tinder are just so fucking hot and popular, how could I even compete? Feels bad bros

>>258588

You're pretty in your own special way, neet.

>>258585

The soothing tones in his voice relax me. I wish I was NK.

>>258587

Caliente

>>258588

You're saying that as if you're a woman, if so there is many a fine single neets here :^)

NK are you aware of the impact of NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAs on your liver?

Thinking about an angry confrontation with my Dad

>>258593

Steal his wank

>>258593

At least he won't firmy grab your ass.

>>258595

*firmly

>>258594

Feel like I'm a bit of a 'normal' agro cunt.

Id just fucking love to crack the shits and fight everyone in a restaurant or something but I know my bullshit meme-tier mental health issues wont excuse it so I cant.

Kinda wish I could just go work on a farm and chill out or something ya feel

>>258597

I think everyone secretly wants to sperg out every now and then. Unfortunately to do so is bad for society and as a result bad for us all, but that doesn't stop the urge.

>>258597

>>258598

Have a wank

>>258598

Aye indeedy cunt

I think that's what's wrong with soceity these days

In the past if you wanted to sperg you'd punch your wife or go to war but these days not only can't you punch a wife but you're not allowed to have one and the wars these days are not only pointless but theres no brute strength any more just sitting in a sand dune until you see Assad

Good on RapeDad .

Despite the fact that he dresses as a clown he actually makes sense here.

What are we supposed to do wait for the ticking time bomb to go on a rampage? No thank you.

Take the wanks first, go through due process second. That's how it works, and that's how it should work.

This is a low baseline bar that RapeDad acknowledged and in the future we may have to move the bar even further depending on the conditions and environment.

Pol posts are fun to edit

Goon night.

Thinking about how the ex would smile at me in the mirror on the wardrobe door as I lay in bed

Fuck man

>>258603

Never had a gf but the thought gives me the feels.

14/24

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints

And then I smoke two more

>tfw depressed

Where did everyone go lol

>>258609

wagies gotta get up early for the wage

>>258602

Night.

>>258604

Night.

>>258606

Fuck sake, hurry up.

Spending my final $30 on uber eats then calling it a night and resigning myself to the depths of the Yarra river.

>>258603

Man, you need to snap out of it. Don't be a sad cunt.

>>258614

Save that $30.

Went to a car yard on the way home. It was closed so I texted the number asking when they open. The guy keeps texting me now.

I ate so much food. Had a big spag bog with sundried tomatoes and put broken bits of babybel cheese in it. Finished it off with cheap brand fancy icecream.

Having a stir fry

Having a beer +/ study

Hmmmmm

>>258614

You gotta be more rock bottom than that to be worthy of the yarra

Had my daily feed

>>258603

Same, except with my dad

>>258609

I found an old hard drive and went down memory lane

Fuck this bros

>>258625

You mean wank lane

>>258627

That way won't result in the hottest neet romance of 2019

>>258628

There's basically no porn except for a few degenerate european "art" films. I'm a pure neet at heart.

>>258629

CALIENTE!

>>258627

Mah it was alright, he seems like a cool guy, maybe a bit strung out for cash for crack and with a bitchy attitude.

I wouldn't've known that if I was a big brained NEET using the internet.

>>258633

Interesting Hmmmmm

I've had my daily meal but I still want something tasty from uber eats

>>258638

have a few glasses of water then reconsider

16/24

>>258640

I knew from the beginning you wouldn't make it. Bet you're not even feeling drunk anymore.

>>258640

we have no proof of these numbers

>>258642

I'm a little drunk, but definitely not maggoted. I reckon I might make 18-20 and call it a night.

>>258644

Don't pussy out, think of David Boong

>>258644

You should've ended at six.

Went to mcdonalds after work, had a nap and a couple of wanks, then had some leftover pork roast from Sunday with rice for dinner and visited the gym. Sleep time now. Night Night NEETs.

>>258648

>child care

>that flag

help

Hmmmmm 22 dollars for a pepperoni pizza with chorizo

Could feed me for 4 days theoretically

>>258647

very productive, have a sounds sleep (You) deserve it.

>>258649

>>258569

>>258650

But you're not even hungry and you will just eat it because you're bored.

>>258654

Is that bad?

Drinking because I'm bored too

I bought some garlic from woolies. They have both Australian and Chink garlic, I went with the former as I have a fear of Chinese made/grown food. The garlic is basically flavourless unless I'm doing something wrong. I put several little cloves that have been peeled and sliced into scrambled Chicken Periods, minced kangaroo, soups etc and generally don't notice it. I tried crushing it in a soup to see if that would make a difference (I used 3/4 of a bulb in a four serve soup) and I didn't notice it except for the crushed bits which tasted faintly of garlic. Frying it with onion (starting with it in the cold oil) or dropping it in a soup to simmer doesn't seem to make a difference. Am I doing something wrong? Is this some dodgy garlic? Can I get Australian or otherwise non-chink garlic elsewhere?

>>258656

That's some dodgy garlic.

>>258657

Should I risk another batch from woolies?

I've just got absolutely no idea what to do with that five buck note in my cars cup holders lads

>>258659

Five boong hookers for a week, got some money left over for some sniff too.

>>258655

I'm drinking because it FEELS GOOD UNNA

>>258656

Sounds monsanto as fuck, unironically grow your own.

Or shop at a farmers market when buying food. Local produce (that isn't mass produced) is usually much better. And it's better to support based small businesses.

Fuck (((Woolies)))

>>258658

NO

>>258661

>unironically grow your own.

Alright, I'll head to bunnings tomorrow.

>>258663

Good little NEET, there was another NEET a few weeks back who was buying some garlic online that'd won a bunch of awards.

>>258648

Spooky

>>258660

They'll know he has that $5 and upp their prices

I got that scabby skin on my dick from wanking too long with my crusty cumrag, might rub some vaseline on it

Cant believe the fuckin maccas near my joint isnt 24h or delivers

>>258667

I wash my three cumrags each week.

>>258663

I cannot find the NEET who posted the award winning garlic strains, I'm assuming it was Cruisey and it was one of the posts he deleted.

Here are a few links I'd check out:

>https://www.diggers.com.au/shop/herbs-and-garlic/garlic/

>https://www.theseedgarlicshop.com.au/#/

17

Biggest poo in the loo.

>>258667

>>258243

>>258672

Biggest boong in the commune

Fuckin BASS CUZ pop a pill!

Wish I could pop some mollies with me dad aye

>>258675

>BASS

>pop a pill

>>258677

AW SHIT IM FEELIN IT

>>258678

TAKYON

I STAY NOIDED

IVE SEEN FOOTAGE

MONG CUNT

>>258682

CREEPS UP BEHIND ME

KAH-WIT IT NOW

BULLS ON THE PARADE

DUNA, DUN DUNA, DUN, DUNA,

DUNA, DUN DUNA, DUN, DUNA

Burpin somethin nasty on number 18 lads

PASS THAT SHIT

IVE SEEN IT, IVE BEEN IT

CANT DELETE IT

I don't know dude, I just, I just drink blood dude.

19

>>258691

CHUG, CHUG, CHUG

DONT JUUUUUUUUUUMP

The crystal fields of ketamine unna

RALLY ROUND THA FAMILY

WITH A POCKET FULL 'O SHELLS

>tfw no gf

20 beers cunt!!

>>258698

>tfw severely impressed

21

gonna call it and go to bed to watch ASMR head massage videos

>>258700

Good night champ, hope you have a peaceful slumber, (You) earned it.

I'm also gonna hit the hay.

>>258701

22

night cuz

gook morning

>>258703

morning

>>258704

how is it NEETie

>>258705

shite

it's 10 degrees

i have to shave and shower

and catch the train to work

>>258706

10 degrees is good though especially this time of day, I kinda worry how you'd act in a -10 degree morning

>>258708

God Damn it Shane Dawson

https://theconversation.com/of-bunyips-and-other-beasts-living-memories-of-long-extinct-creatures-in-art-and-stories-113031

>>258710

Fucking HueNEET

I hope Monk has a good swim. It will help him get nice and clean for his first customer tbh.

I was thinking it would be nice if we could make a profile outline on one of those gay escort sites together:

"Straight acting man, open to new experiences and ready to please."

Goon / Good Morning NEETs.

>>258658

I've just been getting the jars of crushed ones. I've had no issues there.

I shaved and showered and washed my penis and bottom hole thoroughly.

>>258716

>>258714

Good morning.

>>258707

I usually feel the cold less than other people. I am now wearing a tshirt.

>>258718

Morning.

>>258717

Not thorough enough.

>>258721

How do you know?

>>258659

Can of tomatoes (the one with herbs) and some pasta.

>>258722

You can still walk.

>>258668

The hamburgers just sit in there all night, alone, unattended.

>>258670

Pretty sure it was Posso, I have given up on my garden.

>>258712

I hope Monk gets his fucking shit together.

>>258713

Hmmmm

Another day on earth bros

>>258729

Glory to God in the highest.

ScoMo's misso has some pretty nice knockers.

>>258728

I have read a lot of these profiles m8

>>258730

Praise be Dan!

>>258731

Writing him a letter with a 5 point plan on how you'll use those knockers.

>>258703

>>258704

>>258714

>>258716

>>258718

>>258720

Good morning

>>258735

Morning big fella.

Having a wait in cenno

>>258738

Shouldn't it be open already? I thought you dealt with that shit yesterday. Didn't they give you an advance?

>>258738

Post a picture for us.

>>258739

I'm here to update my job details now

>>258738

thats one place I don't miss

>>258741

Should've done it yesterday.

>>258744

Bye

>>258744

see ya m8

>>258745

I wonder why they have a boong flag there

>>258745

High Quality Cennoposting

Got an employment agency meeting today at 1pm … i have had a 2 month medical exemption and havent seen them for a while … should be interesting.

>>258749

that looks like riverside landing sav blank or someone pissed in it. Hard to tell.

>>258752

ha ha thats exactly what my cert said. I go to this one called Tursa and they are really good. Ill touch base with them.. im really keen to know if the two month exemption included work for the dole or if they wanted me to make it up. We shall see.. will be off to my based 4chan browsing GP tomorrow regardless

>>258745

Thank you.

>>258753

You only get medical certificates for a set period each year. I think it is a three month period, beyond that they want you to apply for the DSP and that is something I would discuss with your doctor.

>>258755

>>258753

Max bullshit is bad but I think you have twelve months before WFTD. Gives you enough to apply for the DSP.

Gotta switch from the optus pre paid plan since they're still blocking 8chan,dont wanna root my phone so I can change the dns for my mobile network

>>258757

I just use Private Internets Access android app. Simple one press off and on each time I want to view 8chan while on 4G.

>>258757

VPN you mong cunt.

>>258757

fun story: Im with Optus and bought a Vodaphone 35gb prepaid sim for a burner phone when i was about to go over my data allowance with 10 days left.

Anyways it seems 4chan has blocked the entire IP range of vodaphone pre paid in australia due to abuse. I was unable to post with it.

>>258762

VPN YOU MONG CUNT

>>258762

>burner phone

Can you actually activate it without giving them your name and address?

16 degrees today in Shitbourne, another quiet day at the wage I'm glad that tomorrow is a public holiday.

My Pepe mug is missing again.

>>258755

you get a max two medical certificates each year and those are a max of 2 months each. remember this.

>>258763

dude i have a VPN that supports P2P and TOR on my debian macbook air, JB iphone 6 and 5…

another nice work around is just to carry another phone around thether it your primary phone and just change the DNS in the wifi settings

>>258766

perhaps someone accidentally broke it and put it in the bin

>>258770

Don't say that

>>258767

Thank you, the more I know!

>>258772

just remember cenno can also reject them at any time

Morning fellas

Having a hangover

>>258773

this can happen when i went in there was line of people all with medical certifactes / DSP applications for "depression and anxiety" lol

but seriously i needed it i got burned by out by 2 horror house moves and just family shit and health … debating weather to get a second

tips for cenno medical exemptions

- Only 2 granted per year

- Maximum 2 months each

- Make sure your doctor fills in every single box i had one blank and they wanted to reject it

- Make sure he states the condition is temporary and likely to improve or else they will dick you into applying for DSP that you wont get… they do this a lot from what i hear

>>258773

depends if you have been a good boy. they owe it to you considering the trouble they get from most dropkicks who cant be bothered to learn "the system" and to "tick those boxes"

>>258774

Got any big plans for today? Parents, swimming and or meeting new people?

It's nice to have a little mate in the corner of the screen, reminds me of that microsoft office paperclip thingo

>>258778

>It's nice to have a little mate in the corner of the screen

Dan?

>>258779

Dan lives in all corners of my mind, but not my screen

>>258769

>4chan

Mong cunt chan.

>>258768

>macbook

>iphone

You really are a retard.

>>258758

Do they have a free service? I'm using Orbot's VPN mode on my android at the moment but it's quite slow but I can't complain for a free service

>>258784

proton vpn is another good free one

>>258758

I have nord vpn it's just a pain in the ass always having it on

>>258764

Don't think so, 10 years ago it was no problem

>>258787

I've had my number since 2004 when you Didint have to give pajeet your license number, problem is I've used to to call 000 a couple times and they know who I am now

>>258784

Not free but on Black Friday I got a years subscription for $58 USD. Expensive but considering they have severs in Sydney, Melbourne and Perth that are pretty fast I find the expense worth it. If you are just using it intermittently I would recommend a free one if speed isn't an issue but cost is, like >>258785

>>258786

Private Internet Access apps are pretty user friendly. All I ever do it click on the browser tab or app for whole connection VPN then click on. I changed from Nord as their application kept glitching that it was on when it was not working and I had to keep an eye on whether it was still working (I think Nord had a cheaper Black Friday sale though). Have not had a problem yet with PIA, fingers crossed.

>>258790

I have transcended the desire for female companionship

>>258790

I talked to wahmens that wasn't a cashier or a relative yesterday for more than

30 seconds the first time in over six months. But much like >>258791 I couldn't really care for it.

>>258792

>I talked to wahmens that wasn't a cashier or a relative yesterday for more than 30 seconds the first time in over six months

CasanovaNEET

>>258793

>CasanovaNEET

Livin' the dream.

Surprised I was able to drink so many beers last night

Time for some home nudism

>>258795

>Time for some home nudism

Again another opportunity to make money.

Is the CSS boong smoking a pipe or eating a poo

>>>/coxg/9

We need to spread the awareness.

>>258797

I thought it was a dildo.

>>258797

>>258799

Either way it's added to the block list.

>>258797

He's doing whatever you want him to be doing

>>258801

Good stuff.

>>258792

>>258793

That basically like having a 3 way by our standards

>>258804

What would be the equivalent of a wild orgy?

Goin down the hard road

>>258805

Having a woman brush ap against you on the train accidentally

>>258807

That's the stuff of dreams

>>258809

Might have to catch the tram to see you today Daddy.

>>258810

>Daddy.

You're going to fit well into the new change in career.

>>258809

That's okay Dan, I'm sure the wagies won't mind if I park at the traffic lights outside while I peruse your wears

>>258812

They'll cheer you on with the honk of life, yell beautiful words at you and they'll want you to have their left over drinks that are mostly just melted ice.

>>258812

Get this >>258769 printed for your back windshield.

24/24

When are (You) going to buy Ship Smart?

https://www.danmurphys.com.au/shipsmart

>>258818

I use an independent alcohol delivery service. Their markup is only like 4 bucks

>>258819

>independent alcohol delivery service.

Gook lady?

>>258815

a true neet success story

>>258820

Similar

>>258818

Why would I need that when I own a car?

>>258823

You could have a bottle of wine delivered each day for only $50? Even if its costing you $0.5 a day to drive to Dan that's at least >$150.

>>258824

Ah I see, this is for advanced alcoholics

>>258825

*Dedicated fans

I have a growing fear of foreigners observing us. There is a screenshot of here on /k/ right now.

>>258827

Why would they be interested in us?

>>258828

Don't be such a boong. You'll be on the fucking metho and sniff before too long.

>>258827

Share it with us.

>>258828

>I have $4 in the bank

That's at least one long neck.

>>258828

goonbags were invented for people like you and you still buy bottles

>>258833

They dont deliver bags mate

>>258834

That seems like a demographic oversight

I want to get up early for the ANZAC Day dawn service but I've been going to bed about 1am. I'll need to get gooned tonight around 9ish so I can be up early tomorrow.

>>258836

>Intoxicated man poos, pees and vomits on the fallen solider.

>>258836

Just go to bed after the service

>>258837

I'll be fine when I wake up. I don't tend to get hungover even when fairly drunk.

>>258838

I'll be more liable to miss it and I consider it a bit disrespectful to lack such basic discipline.

>>258839

>I'll be fine when I wake up.

So I won't get to see that beautiful smile on the news?

Think the toothache is starting to excrete pus or something, tastes weird

Any ideas before I punch it out with a beer bottle, cast away style?

>>258842

See Dr Pajeet for some antibiotics before the infection travels deeper.

>>258828

Full blown boong

The dude gave me a free can (yes, a can) of wine

Nice bloke

>>258845

Maybe he saw your post and felt bad