/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>214795

I never fixed mine.

I think we've had this pepe.

>>214801

A Labrador will have the whole thing gone before you’ve even unwrapped it properly.

>>214762

I've noticed that there's no orange ones like you told me there were.

I only get the 3 pack 4mg ones anyway.

>>214805

Yes we have. What a lazy NEET.

Lazy Repetitive NEET

I was making a new thread but this mundane, pedestrian NEET got in first.

>>214799

I have had 3 Zooper Doopers tonight

>>214809

Unoriginal boring NEET

>>214805

>>214808

Maybe back on /aus/, I had the same suspicion before I made the thread but I check the catalog before making it and it wasn't there.

>>214811

no one ever give me a zooper dooper

>>214764

Cheers argie, that's a weird looking potato.

iirc all potatoes come from your neck of the woods (S. America). Never knew they grew above ground before.

>>214815

m8 it is a tomato.

>>214813

>I check the catalog before making it and it wasn't there.

Good NEET, you shouldn't need to check though. Soon you will be able to feel, then you won't need to know.

>>214816

I dunno, one of you two are having me on.

Maybe it's like the old saying tomato potato.

>>214771

I can't haggle. I think that's part of the reason for my frugality, every purchase I get rooted.

>>214820

I remember how you got raped with all the extras on your laptop purchases.

>>214774

That would be a terrible feel.

>>214813

I am sorry for defaming you then.

>>214821

Yeah, I go in to shops, get flustered because there's more than one option then just pay for shit so I can leave.

Shopping sucks arse.

>>214818

It's OK. You've probably not seen vegetables outside of your KFC burger/wrap.

>>214822

I have never been able to love my car. It has negative associations because of my overpaying for it.

>>214826

How much did you overpay?

>>214777

>Walk away and get a coffee

>$5 latte

You can afford $3300

>>214825

Don't fucking talk down to me cunt. I have the best unused garden bed of all the NEETs.

>>214821

All the shit we told him not to do.

>>214829

I'll fuckin' bury you in it, cunt.

>>214829

We will see if you are able to grow anything.

NEET fight….awesome, let the bitch slapping begin

>>214826

You should name it. Name it something androgynous to confuse people at the petrol station when you start going on about how you love filling it and how it loves it when you get it to the brim.

>>214833

I'll drop a flappy man tit on his head.

Speaking of gardens my sweetcorn has been partially killed but it is mainly the top parts that got fried by the heat I think the plants are still alive. I don't know. I will keep watering them and hope they are still growing the cobs even if a lot of the leaves and the stamens are dead.

>>214831

>>214832

I'll lay you both down in my dirty bed and have my way with you two at once.

>>214836

>stamens

v. sexual

>>214837

ur comin 1st 3rd and 5th in a one man jerk off contest m8

>>214839

I'll make you come next and then after me again.

>>214830

You talked to me in techno jive.

>>214819

Why won't you tell us where the land is?

>>214841

thats bullshit you jive ass cracka

>>214836

Doesn't sound like there'll be a whole lotta shuckin' going on.

>>214843

Turkey*

>>214844

>>214845

I mean what I say you fucking wigger.

>>214847

Thaay call it the white house, but that's a temporary condition. Ya'll dig?

>>214828

when I say coffee, I mean iced coffee

also costs $5

>>214850

Don't get high on your own supply, Dangles.

>>214850

J U S T

>>214851

Looks fine to me.

>>214851

The green bits look very healthy.

>>214850

Better than only realizing yesterday was.

>>214850

Give up the goon.

>>214856

Yes the parts that aren't dead are healthy.

>>214850

You did not just realise that mate. It has been on your mind at regular intervals for the past several weeks.

>>214858

>>214856

>>214859

That one doesn't look damaged at all.

>>214863

looks like my left nut

>>214862

Good lord, you are misconstruing yo.

>>214861

nah I only just thought of it, is there another NEET who's been talking about their birthday?

>>214863

The watermelon plants only suffered minor damage. The ends of the vines withered and died but most of the plant stayed healthy.

>>214864

Proofs?

>>214864

what happened to your left nut?

>>214865

The goon is doing him good. His green bits show us that fact.

>>214865

Negro Sex Music (NSM)

Haven't seen a single Dan posted today

>>214872

See >>214850

>>214873

At least he'll won't be depressed about it now.

>>214874

Keep up the good Dan work mate.

>>214875

only impressed

>>214871

N.I.C.E.T.Y.

Forget your shoulders and move your hips with me baby.

>>214877

>tfw severely impressed

>>214878

Obscene

I've only had 2 darts today and they've both hit me like a freight train

Something is happening to me

>>214878

during those first few seconds with that squelching sound I thought it was actually one of the xvideos links

>>214881

>Something is happening to me

Something is always happening to you but the story always ends the same.

>>214883

At Dan's?

>>214882

Take off your pants and give it a few minutes, you might feel like you're in one.

>>214880

>Hey baby

You get it?

>>214883

>the story always ends the same.

Laughing at your posts and how you always identify me, yes.

>>214878

>>214881

maybe lay off the darts then big boy

When is the Monk sex tape dropping?

>>214890

>IKTF

aboriginal vape club

>>214888

That is cold, dry and impersonal. You want something sticky, wet and unifying.

>>214890

Soon mate, its a compilation, it takes time

>>214893

>subtitles are automatically activated because nobody can understand what this nigger is saying

>>214895

>listening to music for lyrics

You touch with your hands, you feel with your heart.

>>214895

Ebonics is complex.

>>214897

Shiiit

>>214894

Just drop a few stills as a preview.

One last one, this is such a good tune. Especially for something recorded in the 60's.

>>214893

needs more reverb

>>214902

Which one are you?

>>214903

the one bent over, a normal council meeting for me

>>214902

Hot!

>>214905

>>214904

>>214901

The first minute and a half was cool.

>>214907

>I Know That Air Conditioning Feel

>>214910

Hey that's my remote control!

>>214911

I know, I snuck in last night and stole it

>>214910

Thats disgusting, turn the heater on

>>214910

It's cool for me on 26, how do you handle that temperature?

>>214914

He might be an executive.

>>214914

I put tracksuit pants on with a Jacket and ugh boots

>>214913

Your use of disgusting is now exciting me.

>>214917

ever had a ripstart?

>>214918

Nah yeah nah yeah nah

>>214917

I can use you in an exciting and disgusting way if you like?

>>214920

It won't be the same m8

Back from work, the constipation and bloating has passed

>>214922

It will be back unless you change your lifestyle.

>>214915

Mine's set on 16 degrees, as befits my CEO status.

>>214923

He needs an enema

>>214925

He needs a spiritual enema.

>>214926

Won't that cause more problems?

>>214927

Well bantered.

>>214925

I just use the garden hose

>>214929

On extra strong?

>>214929

worst fleshlight ever

>>214930

I turn it the full way up until my anus is full then I squirt it all over the fence and wipe my bum with the laundry drying on the line

Is it too late for a new thread?

>>214931

It's called a Chinese fleshlight

>>214932

have some self respect man

>>214932

Looks good.

>>214932

can I have 5 or 6 slices please

TO THE NEET

WHO

RECOMMENDED

THE

M8000X MOUSE

.

.

.

THANK YOU!1!

It is surprisingly NOT shit!

>>214938

You sure can.

>>214939

Would you like a Zooper Dooper?

>>214936

I can hardly breath.

>>214943

I can hardly breathE either.

>>214933

That'll get it nice and clean.

>>214940

No worries m8, glad it worked out for you

>>214944

No pizza for you.

>>214941

Thank you kind Sir

>>214939

Does anybody else actually feel sad sometimes when looking at a sad Pepe/Apu?

>>214942

What colour ZP would you give him????

>>214948

That's OK. I'll file this away and throw it in your face in your hour of need.

>>214951

Whatever colour his heart desires.

>>214952

Fine, have a pizza and go away.

>>214953

You're eating this wrong. The outer perimeter pieces are nicer than the squares in the middle.

>>214956

I do not like to move around that much while scooping it in.

>>214953

Massacred

>>214956

No, you must carve a path in the shape of a benis

>>214957

I transfer the select slices to a plate first because I am a classy NEET.

>>214960

You're on a list of classy NEETs and everything.

I only had one more slice. I am binged.

>>214962

You will be bulging in the wrong places.

>>214963

The spleen?

>>214964

The pancreas and liver.

>>214953

I hope you degreased your pizza.

>>214966

Very erotic

>>214953

I can see some quality poos happening

A whole come of kief

>>214966

I name this mountain, Diabetandrogeny.

>>214969

Just keeping myself from salt malnutrition.

>>214966

Unattractive

>>214968

The grease helps it slide down my office.

>>214970

Like the gen has never seen.

>>214966

Are you under a dooner

>>214972

Don't climb it, it might erupt.

>>214979

Hot

>>214974

You what mate?

>>214975

>>214978

How do you eat pizza?

>>214983

Usually in my cumdies on my sweaty $70 desk chair

>>214983

From a plate with a knife and fork.

>>214984

>$70 desk chair

richNEET

I am going to go and enter the food coma. Getting something on the telly will be difficult.

My old laptop is hooked up to it and it needs to be fucked around with to get it to hook up to the wifi whenever I open it. It's fine once the net is connected but I am sweaty and lazy and that seems like a big job at the moment.

rich tea biscuits

>>214984

Where are the photos?

>>214985

No one does that. Is that you NoFun? Also is this >>214974 you?

Where is the sweaty bulge photos?

>>214990

No and No

>>214992

What purpose does the bath mat serve?

>>214994

Saves ruining the chair when happy accidents occur.

>>214987

Have a good coma mate.

>>214994

Undercarriage sweat sponge

>>214994

Catches the bum sweat when he wanks

>>214998

Why doesnt he just use next days t'shirt like the rest of us

NEET undercarriage sweat

So who are you NEETs going for in the Superbowl?

>>215001

That team with the Air Jordan guy on it

>>215001

Faggot burger, go home

>>215001

Whichever team of niggers does the best protest kneel.

>>215001

Patriots.

>>215002

Arousing

>>215001

I just watch it for the ads

>>214890

When is the NK sex tape dropping?

>>215009

It would be a wank tape.

Post more war rigs

cliev parmer fleshlight

This classy NEET is going to bed.

>>215014

goodnight NEET, touch your butt

Post more war pigs

>>215014

Nighty night

>>215014

Goodnight sleep tight

The 2021 Hollywood Blokcbuster of the year: A fragile young NEET neckbeard is identified online and fabricated into a murder plot, arrested and falsely imprisoned. The film follows his journey through a prison sentence and the ongoing case.

>>215019

It sounds good but i dont know if i would pay to see it.

>>215020

A hand mirror is cheap

>>215021

>>215021

but i still dont know if i am willing to pay for it.

>>215023

Is it more or less expensive than shazza on off pay week?

>>215024

More

>>215025

What is your mirror made out of real glass of something?!?

Paul was good at making lovely simple little songs.

>>215026

Its made out of bohemian crystal.

>>215028

The only bohemian around here is your spine

>>215002

Looks like the abos there invented fire

>>215031

unnnaaah!

>>215031

He's gonna Rob the local dans

>>215031

probably a pig hunter for a mine site

unimpressed with youth/child culture for Australians today.

bit of rose-tinted glasses but all kids TV shows and movies in this era are just complete and utter dogshit. I can't remember the last time there was actually a half decent Hollywood movie, probably around 2014/2015. Video games are shit and there are few developers who aren't just in it to milk everyone for a quick buck.

There aren't many little aussie animal cartoon shows or anything, the days of "true Australia" seems long gone. Now we just consume whatever the Americans give us. Half the time they don't even bother putting an Australian accent on our directly-imported advertisements anymore. It's just globohomogayplex and just really weak and pozzed rainbow cartoon people. Everything modern is just so gay, there isn't much I can say other than that. I want something real that actually inspires something, I want media inspires and motivates, anything that makes me feel something other than depressed.

>>215037

Build a wall around it and fill it with water

>>215037

Lol

I wanna hear the audio

/ausneets/ is a multicultural board.

>>215039

Goodnight

I am going to watch Bladerunner

>>215039

Sweet dreams malnourished NEET

>>215040

He's just going on about how the world is a smorgasbord for your dick and how it's so great that now we don't need to travel the world like our colonial forefathers in search of ethnic biddies.

Went outside and looked at the stars. Probably been about a year since I actually took a minute to do that. I was thinking about how I'm sort of so self involved and I'm not taking any time to appreciate my surroundings and existence. While thinking that I started thinking about posting that here so I guess that defeats that idea.

I also have a quick on my toe that is too small to grab but I want to and it's annoying me.

>>215041

Your underpants are multi-cultural

>>215045

>tfw can hardly see any stars

>>215046

They are full of pro biotics.

Good night friends.

Neets do you ever just get v frustrated with your desk/ computer area i bought a new desk and music stuff

AND NONE OF IT FUCKING FITS AND THERES CORDS EVERYWHERE LIKE FUCK ITS ANNYING

>>215035

That's why you shouldn't watch TV, Hollywood capeshit movies or play video games. Drink goon and wank instead like a real man

Lethal UNNA militia

Raped aboriginal poo

Should I pull an all nighter to fix my sleeping schedule NEETs?

>>215035

>>215037

This is pretty much every fucking supermarket in around the CBD or in the outer suburbs, the two areas where non-whites are most prevalent, all of this shit is so horribly depressing, the culture is just a mix of the very worst aspects of Marxism and capitalism. It's all just so fucked and we have next to nothing in our power to stop it, some people believe that getting involved if some sort of politcal group can help, but at this point that's wishful thinking, if your group goes too far against the grain on things the media will be very quick to paint you as a boogeyman. Shit is really really fucked NEETs, and there seems to be no way out.

Time to sleep. Night Night NEETs.

>>215059

>tfw depressed

im awak u dirty niggerz

>>215050

You need a shitload of cable ties.

>tfw impressed

>>215045

That sounds nice. I think we do get too self-involved. I am too self conscious to even go into the backyard unless I have to. I am too scared of being seen and judged by the neighbours.

>>215066

pay day bro?

>>215067

Yes

>>215066

>Fill the car up with petrol

Don't forget to take a few huffs for yourself, help you get through the day.

>>215069

I don't sniff and drive. I will wait until I get home.

>>215066

Put air in the tyres.

Good morning friends.

>>215061

Have a coffee.

>>215065

I will help build you a lattice. They will not be able to see what goes on in the backyard and your doggo can poo in peace.

Are you still taking him out the front?

>>215065

>iktf

>>215074

I think he needs a NEET working bee.

This is sort of good news.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-01-30/snowy-hydro/10683112

There's an interesting graph about 3/4 down.

>>215076

I work for tendie wraps and smiles.

I had a participant's mum on the phone yesterday ask me if 'm working 6 days a week now and that I'll burn out. She started going on about how burning out will knock me for 3 months.

She said that I better not be as 'they need me'. I'm guessing a support worker was saying about it.. dunno why. Sort of a good feel but on the other hand, bit strange that support workers and participants are talking about me.

I spent two hours on the computermabob yesterday speaking to a mexican american who was walking me through some product we had bought. Google stalking suggests she isn't a total gollum.

>>215079

You should find out just how far that MILF is willing to go for her special little boy.

>>215076

>NEET working

You should've stopped typing after you got to 'NEET'

I'm about half an hour behind schedule, I fell back asleep and was woken by my dad calling me back. I called him yesterday about the broken cornice.

He just told me to sort it out.

I was tempted to tell him to bulldoze this place and build some units but I tell he's about to sperg whenever I bring shit like that up.

I better get a move on anyhow and have a shower. No innuendos today.

>>215082

It's not work if you're doing it for a special little marsupial.

>>215085

I'm sure it will be totally worth the $30 for a ticket and a choc top.

>>215086

As a student i can see it for $8 on monday.

>>215087

I just remembered CSU didn't put an expiry date on my student card when I did my Masters 8 years ago. I've used it a couple times when I went to the cinema with Mummybot.

>>215088

A victimless crime.

>>215087

As an actual neet I can see it for nothing as soon as a torrent of it is made, with a box of goon from money I saved by not paying for a movie ticket.

>>215091

Nothing, i hate to eat while watching a movie because then i have to focus on 2 things at once. i might have a drink though.

>>215091

Chips.

Wage. Now.

See you all later.

>>215094

Have fun!

>>215091

Pour the entire bottle of Ice Magic straight into the ice cream tub.

>>215096

I remember once my sister put Ice Magic in the fridge so that it wouldnt go off. i was very disappointed when i couldnt have some.

>>215097

I refrigerated a bottle of it too, with much disappointment. I don't remember why I put it in the fridge though.

>>215056

That never works

Abo ice magic ejaculation

>>215085

Any good rape scenes?

>>215101

How much did the Long island ice tea cost?

>>215103

no

>>215104

Mad Max would approve

>>215104

dogneet?

>>215105

I don't remember, I was too drunk afterwards. But probably more than a box of goon.

>>215072

Good morning my friend. What a sweet little song.

>>215094

Have a nice day. See you when you get back.

>>215079

They all talk about you because your unorthodox behaviour has made you notable. Some of it is good and some of it is bad.

>>215074

>a lattice.

This will not be adequate. The fence itself is a wooden pale one and it has gaps all along between the pales. Also the land slopes and you can see in over any lattice. There is already lattice on top of the fence outside the part where my kitchen window is but they still saw me when I was accidentally perving on the daughter.

>>215109

Good morning.

It was on the radio on the drive home yesterday.

>>215109

Why have you been getting up so late recently?

>>215110

>some of it is bad

I'm just a wild beast, they were fools to think they could tame me.

>>215113

I was up early. I left to go shopping before you got up. My capsicums scanned at the wrong price so I got them free.

>>215114

You need to tame yourself.

>>215077

Why don't they just do nuclear? If they can fit a reactor in a submarine, then why not throw a nuclear genny on the back of some trucks and take the power where it's needed? Seems a lot more practical then digging a 1km deep facility under a mountain range prone to tremors.

Bet the cunts will privatize it anyway. Fucken druggos.

>>215104

isn't chicken meat? so what's the other meat? it's a mystery.

Day 3 of the alcohol detox and I'm feeling good.

>>215119

Good on you mate stick at it.

Had to leave work early due to a fuggen cold/flu thing again NEEToes, Dr Pajeet has given me the rest of the week off and a prescription for some antibiotics which I won't bother with.

>>215117

Nuclear is too expensive, and reactors on trucks wouldn't nearly cut it, we have a small research reactor in Sydney, that is bigger than anything that could be put on a truck and it only pumps out 20mw.

>>215111

We will grow a vine and the lattice will be connected to posts then a shade cloth veranda facing inwards

>>215115

Ah yeah, I forgot

>>215122

It's less expensive than a 4+billion dollar hydro plant that will produce less power. Darwin habour has American ships that can plug their reactors into the grid and power the city, if need be. Reactors a stupid small and powerful these days and would be even better if they invested in Australian scientists to have a crack at building them.

If it's too big for a truck, then put it on a fucking boat. Or just build a bigger fucking truck. We have the uranium here, we should be using it instead of selling it to the chinks. Comparing current technology to high tech from the 1950's (the Lucas Heights reactor) is a bit disingenuous though. It was built 60 fucking years ago when indoor plumbing was high technology.

It's the retarded fucking watermelons that hate white people that wont let nuclear happen. Fucking retarded commies. No wonder they all starve.

Nuclear NEET commune

>>215121

>which I won't bother with.

Why not?

Work day's only a quarter over, feel like it's been going forever.

>>215125

They are too expensive to maintain, and the current reactor at lucas heights was built in 2008.

>>215127

They don't work for colds and viruses.

>>215121

>Dr Pajeet has given me a prescription for some antibiotics

This is why antibiotics don't work anymore. Fucking third worlders

>>215129

It was built in 1958 and nuclear isn't expensive to maintain unless you're keeping a geriatric 60 year old clunker running. Nuclear has the cheapest operating and maintenance costs of any form of power generation, because uranium is cheap as fuck to mine, enrich and dispose of.

If it was a modern plant, like the kind of reactor American boats have, it could power a city for peanuts, you fucken druggo.

>>215132

That's the old one, there has been a new reactor there since 2008.

26 degrees today in Shitbourne, feeling tired already.

>>215133

the nuclear medicine one?

that's not for power generation, it's for medicine and shit.

>>215135

The old one was a research reactor too, had an output of 10mw.

>>215136

We need portable reactors. Dump them in the desert when we're done with them. Or use them to defrost Antarctica.

Way better than that solar shit that needs to run for 13 years to be carbon neutral. They don't even last that long.

>>215132

Your talking about SMR's (Small Modular Nuclear Reactors)

currentlly not viable from what i've read

https://nuclear-news.net/2017/12/04/small-modular-nuclear-reactors-not-economically-viable-but-uk-govt-is-funding-them-anyway/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_modular_reactor

>>215137

Probably better off just building a few modern large ones a long the coast, i don't know about portable ones, I know Russia has some floating ones on what are essentially barges. I don't really have any problems with nuclear power other than the costs involved, and I think if it was feasible the government would have already done it.

>>215139

>if it was feasible the government would have already done it

>NBN.jpg

yeah nah they're fucken clueless cunts

>>215138

How are they not viable? What do you think keeps nuclear subs in the water?

Just left a scathing feedback review kind of thing the uni does after each semester. Grilled the fuck out of them for having so many chink students in MY classes

>>215140

>What do you think keeps nuclear subs in the water?

I think the point of it is so they can stay underwater for extremely long periods of time.

What a fucked up morning.

>>215130

>Relax Maaate!!

Did they write that there for you?

>>215123

It is a nice dream.

I am back in from shaping the pitching mound. I haven't done any pitches yet I will do that tomorrow or the next day. I hope the mound will be up to it. A proper pitcher's mound is made out of a special mix of clay and sand to give it the right firmness. My pile of dirt could end up being too soft. We will see.

>>215141

I hope it was completely anonymous.

>>215147

It wasnt

>>215142

if you don't like nuclear you hate the environment

>>215123

My jasmine I bought survived the heatwave and grew a couple of inches even. Good thing I put it in a planter instead of straight into the ground.

I want to get some berries to plant along the fences. Raspberries, currents, I don't give a shit. Currently planning on extracting a shitload of apple suckers and potting them to see if I can get them to grow. All my herbs are doing well, even if some got a little sunburned. Only the lavender I got seems to be doing nothing. Not dead, but I'm not sure if I'm over-watering or if it's just stressed from the heat.

I'm currently on Youth Allowance and am changing unis but sticking with my current course.

How do I notify centrelink?

I tried updating the details online but they wouldn't let me add the new uni as they see that I'm still studying at the old one until the end date.

Should I change the end date of my study for the old uni even though I haven't completed the program?

>>215141

What uni?

>>215150

Go in and see them. Bring any paperwork.

>>215150

Why are you changing Unis? Also i have no idea about your questions

>>215153

I'm changing address due to personal circumstances. The new uni is better ranked so that is nice to have I guess.

>>215152

Yeah, probably the way to go. Thanks mate. Tomorrow will be nice and cool so it will be a good day for going out.

What paperwork should I bring? I know about photo id, birth certificate etc but the uni admissions stuff is all online.

>>215154

Proof of enrollment

>>215155

>>215155

In what form? I don't have any physical proof.

>>215156

You need to get it from the uni, on mine you can generate it online, kind of like an invoice, you might have to go into your student centre or whatever

>>215156

You should be able to download PDF copies of everything. Upload them on the Centrelink app.

>>215144

I think they are under the impression that I have an issue with stress.

>>215145

Soon mate.

>>215149

Post a pic of your garden

335 Days to complete GF2019!

>>215162

Plenty of time. I will get started later.

>>215161

don't have a camera

I'm planning on buying a phone sometime in the next couple of months, I'll upload it then

>>215130

I have a callosal agenesis.

Trying to write a basic PHP image upload script with db attached, already getting nervous that its too hard for me

>>215167

You'll be right

keep going

>>215167

You'll be fine.

I'm reasonably comfortable with it if you have questions.

>>215166

One less month of summer, and this very executive unfriendly weather.

>>215167

And when you finally do learn to code and apply for jobs, you'll find they only employ pajeets on 476 visas

>>215172

That is not true. Do not be discouraging.

>>215172

Pajeets write terrible code. People are starting to wake up to it.

>>215165

I bet.