/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

I want a list of the most:

Classy

NEETlike

Depressed

Inter-personal

Etc..

>>214051

I've got the Biggest Penis

I name myself BIGPEANISNEET

Anyone itt

I am still in the old thread, I have not seen this one at all. I am going to be waiting there all night.

>>214047

I was wearing three, now I pretty much just wear one. There are two that still fit but the grey one with pinstripe tartan thingo is a bit tight when I sit down. The darker charcoal one was very loose and when I got it I was going to go back and ask to exchange the pants because they were too big. Now they're just right and the belt is one notch over.

>>214054

I will fix this for the small brained NEETs.

I want a list of who the small brain NEETs are from you.

>>214055

You might have to get your nan to let everything out.

>>214052

Denied. Proof not provided.

>>214052

You missed the pringle can post in the last thread.

>>214051

Such lists are useless. Most NEETs do not even know who is who. they did not even know the difference between Cruisey and Shire until I told them.

I am the only one who knows, and that is why I learned to hate. I saw too much. I looked where I shouldn't have and I paid the price. It destroyed me.

Dan closes in an hour, the dexies are kicking in and I'm slowly getting the motivation to get drunk again

Why mum?

>>214062

>getting the motivation to get drunk

You are using them wrong you boong.

>>214025

Possum knows what he's done and why I can't forgive him

>>214058

>>214059

Crap, I must be gooned I spelt pens wrong and when I looked down I saw two of them, making it look big, Closed one of my eyes and it has shrunk down to nothing.

>depressed Small Penis Neet

The aborigional nationalist trigger me so much they complain about racism and nationalism but they them selfs are very much both, fucking sectarian cunts

>>214066

You have hyped this e-penis for too long. Until we see pictures I will not believe.

>>214057

When I was still a support worker, I decided that I would wear grey pants and suit shoes with a decent shirt to all shifts. I was told that there were some participants that demanded that so I thought I'd do it for everyone. I got nan to do the legs up on four different sets of pants and then about a week later I went to a shift where I had to administer enemas and lots of personal care stuff and realised how stupid that was. Nan fusses over stuff and although I know deep down she likes having something to help with she gets all pissy about it and I shouldn't put it on her.

I don't know if I told you but she was a tailor when she was younger, as well as some other stuff.

>>214049

>Monk thinks he is

Monk is a baby, not even a man at all. I was fooled for a while by the ample leg hair but I wised up.

>>214065

I want a list of the top 5 unforgiving NEETs and the top 5 self righteous NEETs.

>>214061

Stop looking at the mod page. I looked at it just then for the first time in at least a week just to link the old gen to this one. There is no need to know. Presume everything is a shitpost except for the nice posts.

>>214062

You drank so beers then drank a whole bottle of vodka in one sitting? Get yourself in Dan's

>>214069

>some participants that demanded that

Some of these cunts seem to think they are nobility and their support workers are servants.

>>214063

I want a list of the top 5 self reliant NEETs and why they are such.

>>214072

It’s like when you’re a sysadmin you don’t read the staff emails because then you know for sure everybody hates you instead of just suspecting they do.

>>214067

Why? Because they point out you are occupying a foreign land?

>>214074

Ironic given they’re pants shitting mongtards.

>>214070

His leg hair is very ample. Very ample indeed.

>>214069

In a previous thread you said participants have a right to choose their support workers. I thought they had a choice to pick an agency and put in their preferences, but who they get is up to the supply of workers.

>>214077

You are a troublemaker.

>>214079

Perhaps too ample.

>>214077

They dont own it the cronie goverment does and aparently I just because im white I dont have birth rights to this land? There dumb reactionarys

>>214076

Everyone loves you man. Really, I think 99% of the time everyone here really appreciates that you post here. You sometimes get a bit high and mighty but that hasn't happened for months. You are one of, if not the most loved NEET.

I think most of the posts that could be taken harshly are just NEETs shit stirring.

>>214084

Which NEET do you think you are talking to?

>>214074

They have a right to it. Person Centred Practice is built around choice.

>>214085

It doesn't matter. They all love you.

>>214076

Respond to their emails with rape threats, become the rape administrator

>>214086

You have been brainwashed by this modern bullshit.

>>214078

You could be that one day too probably today if the metamucil and dexies don't sit right

>>214089

I am easily influenced.

>>214080

They get both.

>>214091

Good. I am going to mould you into the shape I want.

>>214086

We need one for the naughty NEETs who are instantly redirected to low quality aboriginal porn.

>>214081

I have recently ventured beyond the precipice and now I am on a new level of irony.

I think I am starting to believe it.

Wish I could wage tomorrow.

>>214094

Meant for >>214088

>>214093

I'll get the pringles can.

>>214096

<Unlikely

>>214096

I felt a bit like that too, it's almost too much free time.

These uppity wagies shitting on free time.

>>214082

I want to watch him shave his legs while singing fever.

>>214100

Dan's goon tax will take it away from you.

>>214101

I could be getting paid for this.

>>214102

Hot.

>>214103

I do not have time for Dan.

>>214106

Have a wank then.

>>214083

What?

>>214107

I have time for that, but I will need shaved NEET legs.

You all get #1 on my list for not following instructions.

Not one list.

>>214109

We all need smooth…

>>214110

Thank you!

Where’s the fuckin lists

Fuck your lists.

>>214111

make sure you moisturise or you may get a bum rash.

>>214115

Hot, is this the origin of the bum rash?

Who else here is watching nadal get raped?

>>214116

>>214117

I was watching the stressed doco but came here to hide from my insecurities.

>>214119

You might want to leave again when the lists drop..

>>214120

You better be writing them up.

All of you better be.

>>214118

I wish, I wish m8.

The percussion in that sounds great.

>>214117

I wonder what rape NK is up to?

>>214058

Looks like we have a winner in the Biggest Homo category

>tfw just wanna feel alive, man

>>214125

List form.

>>214124

Looking at plump tush.

>>214127

Australia Day NEET Honours

>>214125

M8 we don't have your list and it's out of date. I have already been awarded a similar title.

>>214126

Just go to Dan's.

>>214128

Mine?

>>214130

This is why we need a list.

Homoerotic NEETery is a very competitive field.

>>214132

How ample is that derriere?

>>214117

I forgot it was on, looked at the score, proceeded to reforget it was on

>>214133

We all can't be no.1

>>214137

Not until NEET Communism is established, that is

>>214135

Mild to moderate

>>214138

Are we going to revolt against Darth Possum and his apprentice Cruisey?

>>214051

Classy NEETs

1. Weber

2. NEETKing

3. Monk

4. Shire

5. MonaroNEET

6. Shire 2

>>214140

No, unless he implements a rape tax.

>>214140

Say the word and I'll post my dick knife

>>214141

Classist NEETs*

>>214142

10% of every ejaculation is a fair and reasonable compromise

>>214143

You need to work on getting to Dan's. Dan and I are worried about you.

>>214145

Where do I send it to?

>>214146

Tell Dan to buy out the first choice near me because he's too fucking far now

>>214147

ScoMo the cum slurping Homo

>>214148

How is he supposed to afford that when neets getting cheating on him?

>>214149

I wonder if sending your semen to a powerful political figure would be some kind of very serious crime

Note: I am not planning on doing this

>>214147

NK so he can frame you for his crimes against humanity.

>>214151

They'd legislate a national DNA database overnight, with testing completed within a week.

>>214149

I wonder if sending your semen to a powerful political figure would be some kind of very serious crime

Note: I am planning on doing this

>>214119

In what way is it revealing your insecurities? What is it saying?

I think I might have depression

>>214152

I had been asking for his autograph but he wouldn't give me his mailing address.

>>214150

He affords is by have two times the sales numbers of his closest competitor, BWS, which he also owns

Dan is making a fucking killing while don't be surprised if First Choice ends up like Master's

>>214153

What if you send some one else's cum?

>>214153

In the interim, they'd just have Sarah Hanson-Young and the male Greens members doing taste tests.

>>214154

I too am considering sending Abbott some about semen

>>214156

I'd recommend not having it tbh

>>214159

You'd be tested at gunpoint.

I think I am moderately impressed

>>214161

He could read these letters in the goon tent.

>>214163

As long as the give a helping hand im fine with being tested

How do they test its your cun, do they hire a hot young gin to wank you

>>214167

Dan's dominance has forced Craig into taking a second job

>>214165

I've spoken to Howard about this and Tony actually does frequent the gen, he's actually the one we call ASIONEET

>>214168

i thought it would be a wftd job tbh

>>214169

You can't say that, it's in violation of ausneets law

>>214168

I'd rather be jerked off by craig then by an asian so its all good

>>214168

It's his wifes decision and now that he's missing all of his front teeth he's offering addon services during this test.

>>214171

Kevin like I know you want things under wraps even since Tony spanked your bottom but look it's all good

>>214173

>TFW Craig has a wife and I dont

>>214174

Sorry

>>214175

Wife is a generous label

>>214169

I wish, he'll never leave Sydney unless forced to.

>>214175

im sure some of the NEETs here will be willing to share.

>>214176

Youz best be sorry cuz now gimme back mah goon

I am going to bed. Goodnight sumptious mulch NEET.

>>214177

She he doesn't like that it when you use that tone! Craig told me with a bloody mouth.

>>214181

Goodnight NEET

>>214184

With some diet subkist I hope

>>214178

ASIONEET is in Canberra or in unna terrortory trying to find nk when he isn't home

Tony Abbot is in Canberra or in unna terrortory trying to find nk when he isn't home

Hmm

>>214184

Thank God, I can rest easy now! I wish you many wanks tonight.

>>214184

Tsk tsk nk, don't drink and drive

>>214184

nyet king

>>214179

Yeah but i want a white one or at least an abo

What is Rape in Russian

>>214191

Bolshevism

>>214186

Tones is is Mosman m8

https://mobile.twitter.com/TonyAbbottMHR/status/1089054399865925633

>tfw no boong reflection in the BoongKa

>>214191

Ask the Germans

>>214194

NK archivists disappointed yet again

>>214195

So the word is Jews

>>214194

You mean the shitty car banner I did

>>214196

>Severely

>>214199

Pooing

Neetkings dad

>>214201

The dogwanker

>>214198

No, a secret picture of himself in the car with the vodka and there was a reflection of him smiling at the camera. It's why NK always takes the picture on the side away from the reflection when in the drivers seat.

Wonder if nk still has depression

>>214204

the only thing depressed in that car is the accelerator

>>214205

kek

>>214204

We are his support workers and he's on the right path.

>>214207

Gook night.

>>214184

>Iron Maiden

Good taste NK

19 degrees today in Shitbourne, got back to my place around lunchtime, had a sleep, got up around 6 and had a few wanks and some mi goreng before watching the tennis, might go to the gym soon.

>>214210

>a few wanks

You NEETs need to get yourselves under control. You need to learn moderation.

>>214193

Which is in Sydney his home

>>214207

Goodnight oriental fancier.

>>214211

whose mummybot are you?

When the time comes, who here is going to donate part of their liver, kidney etc to NK?

>>214212

Which is neither Canberra or unna territory.

>>214215

NK is a spirit not a person

>>214215

Plenty of boongs around Perth that would trade it all for a carton

>>214216

I said when he's not at home he's in Canberra or unna

Sydney is his home you boong

>>214215

I will pay 50% of the cost of his headstone.

>>214217

So he'll latch onto the next person?

>>214218

Would he want a damaged organ?

>>214221

A non damaged organ would probably be rejected by his body

>>214221

If you want nk to take over your body you need to make an offering of dexies, weed, emus and a hsp

>>214211

I haven't wanked in a couple of days so had to make up the deficit

>>214217

traditional noongar spirit

>>214220

That's very generous of you.

>>214222

<Very likely

>>214141

Thank you for making a list.

Depressed NEETs

1. me

>>214227

Tumesced NEETs

1. Me

You can be depressed and tumesced

>>214181

Sleep tight strangely out of character NEET.

That movie sort of ended up sounding like a sales pitch.

What would you do if a boong walked up to you and said "possum is a gay Jew cunt unna ey"

>>214230

I was impersonated.

>>214231

Tell him Aye before Unna except after Cunt.

>>214230

I am 10 minutes in to the film and I can already smell the snake oil.

>>214234

They got my hopes up but over sold the N.E.T. thing

>>214236

Good nice Big Succulent NEET. xx

>>214233

Doesn't cunt unna aye fit your rule since aye is after unna and cunt

>>214192

It was a rapers paradise

>>214235

I bet I have less money than you

>>214239

70kg of water retentiveness.

>>214241

I gooned abos ones or twice

Living in a Rapers Paradise

>>214242

I want a list of poorest NEETs.

>>214237

What are you doing to entertain yourself while you drink?

>>214237

I bet it doesn't.

>>214243

You are full of love and kindness.

>>214245

I want a list of most porous NEETs.

>>214245

That neet that said he had 30 bucks or so would be a close competitor

>>214248

Mostly homebrand pringles.

>>214243

The human body is 80% water

You're a 87.5kg normie

>>214203

I remember that, I bought some red square and posted the photo and went home. Checked the neet thread and weber was yelling at everyone and the picture was deleted and I had no idea why until I looked at the photo in my phone.

I looked like a smelly kiwi in the steering wheel

>>214251

200 grams at most.

Poorest NEETs

1. Me twenty cents

2. Hue NEET 5 bucks from blowing Pele

3. The NEET with $30

>>214249

1 >>214252

2 >>214237

3 >>214201

4 >>214154

5 >>214096

>>214254

I only had half of them, so 80gm.

>>214246

Probably watch star trek or listen to shit music, maybe a few wanks when my sexual energy is restored

Good night friends.

I hope you all have pleasant dreams.

>>214255

There needs to be a re distribution of wealth in the council

>>214258

The less I know about your sexual energy the better pleased I will be.

>>214255

Can I be on the list for being morally poor?

>>214258

Which Star Trek Series have you been watching lately?

>>214258

what star trek are you watching?

>>214261

I'm in the council too, how could they do this to me

>>214263

I still win

>>214264

>>214265

>>214266

Maybe you should stop taking the sexual bribes instead of the monetary bribes

>>214265

>>214264

>>214258

Please don't remind me of the time Possum and Dan fucked up in Penalties

>>214270

I don't understand this comment.

>>214269

Look if Howard offers to let you touch his eyebrows you take it

I regret nothing but an empty stomach

>>214270

Craig the dumb cunt dived when the opposition slowly chipped it down the centre. We all know who is truly to blame for that embarrassment

>>214271

8chan cup, round of 16

/ausneets/ v /strek/

It got to penalties and the team dropped the ball, except Monk

Monk should be the gold player not Possum

>>214274

Wasn't it possum who scored the injury time equalizer though?

>>214273

Craig also sold the lousy goon that made /unna/ lost

Craig is a /christian/ plant

>>214275

Monk did

Monk carried the team in that game

>>214277

Oh, in that case I have to support your complaint

>>214260

I feel a poo coming on actually

>>214264

>>214265

Deep rape 9 and enterprise, finished watching voyager last year.

I was thinking about watching the new one but last time I tried I turned it off after 15 minutes

>>214280

You are being quite loquacious tonight. We don't usually get this much out of you.

>>214280

>enterprise

I never watched much of that. Is it any good?

>>214280

What about the tribute by McFarland, I heard its good

>>214282

I Didint like the pilot episode (all ST pilot episodes suck) but I kept watching and it got better

>>214284

Swolecraig?

>>214284

So Picard is Craig's descendant selling synthagoon in the 24th century?

>>214289

fantastic stuff

>>214289

Very well shopped.

Really need my stomach to settle so I can put more alcohol in there

>>214292

This is when you switch to some sniff.

dogmatically positioned large intestine

>>214292

Might be time to crack open a water, mate

Time for a yummy mcains pizza

>>214297

you better not be NK

NK is rotting from the inside out.

>>214300

Like vaping but for degenerate boongs

>>214300

we all know what australia's purest means

>>214298

It was good. Thanks

Aboriginal anal prolapse

>>214304

Reconstructed aboriginal rectum

>>214305

Licking aboriginal rosebuds

>>214067

This, they should own up to it and team up with Pauline and Tony to take back australia

Have a wank

>>214308

Have 2 wanks

>>214308

Rip your dick off

>>214311

I bet you are familiar with all of Larry Clark's degenerate films.

>>214250

Back from the gym. Had a shower and cooked up a massive feed. $15 petrol and $20 food. Zero til Wed night neets. Feel good except for this fucking house I'm staying in isn't solid, and all these little aphid bug critters have been crawling in and going for the lights. Nothing grinds my gears more. I've dealt with moths, mozzies and flies but these little fuckers are so numerous I got the vacuum out and put the brush attachment on and went along the ceiling and sucked them up. Didn't want them going in my food. But every 20min there'd be more of them so I'd do it again. Insanity I tell ya. Anyway so I left the dining room light on and went to bed. Thank fuck there's none in my room. It's only one month though until uni so I'll just have to bear it.

>>214207

Wowee those are some melons.

>>214215

I've only got one kidney so nope.

>>214245

>>214250

>>214255

I'm at 95c now.

>>214313

Tell us the story of your missing kidney please NEET.

>>214314

Well I was actually born like that. Only advantage (and disadvantage) is that I'm pretty lightweight on the drinks so I get drunk pretty quick but generally if I don't drink any water I'll get a bad hangover.

>>214311

Lets find out

>>214313

sounds like you need a bug bomb

>>214317

What is and how do? Bunnings has them? I was thinking a bug zapper but I don't want to attract more.

>>214315

Have any stories of having too many

>>214318

Bunning will have them, look at reviews of each brand at productreview.com because some are complete shit

Mum has tonnes of fly catcher at her hone

They stink when they're full but they're arent as many

She used to get a couple kilos a summer and I think its less now

>>214319

If I had too many I wouldn't be a neet as I would have sold them.

>>214320

Cheers.

>>214313

yeh, i remember those little fuckers, if you leave the lights on they swarm onto your roof by the hundreds and if you spray them with insect killer they fly around and cover all your furniture in tiny dead insects, best you can do is vacuum them and place some bug bombs around the outside of your windows, try to let less light leak outside. not much else though, fuckers go away after a week or 2.

>>214322

Goon is cheap

>>214325

Ok how about we hit the town

>>214323

Thanks, I'll try it.

>>214324

So is a wank

>>214326

Dare say it's past lockout

>>214327

Fiercesome bruh

And it might be time for bed neets. Night.

>>214330

I'm still kinda lurking around

>>214330

Yeah I am, might grab myself a beer soon too.

Should I have a cone bros?

>>214334

yes sperg you should

>>214330

Yeah cuz

>>214335

Th-thanks

Does nk get concerned about how everyone sees him on the thread like he's just some rape daemon and not a human bean with emotions and shit

>>214337

Sperg gimme sum

granted it would nice if I could find some way to get some growing since ACT is making it legal to have up to 4 plants of any size

>>214335

>>214339

I haven't had any weed since last week, that poster is someone else.

>>214340

Sperg you boong, gimme sum

Sperg does your dealer live in upper gully? Bit of an ice addict? Mine does

>>214341

I finished it all

>>214342

No, he's a friend of a friend, lives out in Gippsland.

Fuck, I'm tired. Night Night NEETs.

>>214345

Have a bucket

Cant find my lighter

Might have to macgiver the electric stove to smoke a cone

Ningen

>>214343

Is he DargoNEET

Rape

Cumming to nigerian bitches on instagram

Ttw world of warcraft soundtrack brings you to tears

Alcohol increases your ability to drive.

>>214356

Into old people and through the shop doors at Craig's.

>>214357

Imagine a drunk old person driving, the destruction they would leave would be crazy.

>>214358

A lot of them shouldn't be driving with or without alcohol.

1. Tabitha

2. Cindy Starfall

3. Shaniqua

1. Astra

2. Honda Accord

3. Commodore

4. Pajero with clunky diff

>>214360

>>214361

Can probably combine these rides.

Morning NEETs

>>214363

Good morning buddy!

>>214338

We try and draw out the real NK but he resists all attempts. He is very badly damaged.

>>214365

That only draws out the boong in him.

Anyone hear about how some school kids in Queensland are wearing specially made 9XL uniform which is 59'' inch waist or 150cms. Which is fucked, they would have to have special chairs in the schools just to hold them.

>>214367

Probably Pacific Islanders or Maori.

>>214367

Far out.

All through my schooling there was literally one, maybe two, fat kids.

I didn't get fat until I was working and sitting in front of a computer 16 hours a day.

>>214370

The children should be removed from their parents.

>>214371

For real. That's some kind of bizzaro feeder relationship with their kids to get like that.

>>214373

Even if there's a genetic predisposition to weight gain, it still comes down to calories in/calories out and the immutable laws of thermodynamics.

>>214313

Never had an aphid problem inside before

On a separate note.

Did you know some ants farm aphids? They 'milk' them and the secretion that they get they feed to the larvae. They tickle the aphids with their antennae to get them to seep out the 'milk'. It's pretty weird. One of the things that make humans seem so high and mighty is that we have domesticated other forms of life. Maybe ants are on par.

>>214376

Good morning. How did you sleep?

>>214376

Good morning my friend.

>>214360

>>214354

>>214377

Shit house. Bunch of knob heads periodically woke me up every hour or so doing burnouts and yelling.

>>214378

Sup baby.

>>214380

>Sup baby.

want sum fuk

>>214380

Keep wageing and you can buy yourself a nice house in a suburb away from all the hooligans.

>>214382

I'll end up next to weber and hear soft, greasy thuds all night. Like a hydraulic ram lubed up with canola oil.

>>214381

Wants big fuk

This looks like a fun hobby.

>>214382

the unattainable dream

>>214372

Some parents don't have the skills to parent and their children are always hungry, which they feel is their responsibility to feed them. I don't think a lot of parents are aware of the problem until their children are huge.

>>214367

Nurgle 2029 is going to be a hard game

>>214385

fun but expensive too I'd say

>tfw no longer desire anything

feels unmotivated man

>>214389

I might have said this before, but for a while there I did some consulting to a scuba shop in Adelaide.

The owner's office where I would sit was laid out like a mini museum with photos and vintage diving bells and stuff he'd found over the years.

Anyway, that got me interested in trying it and then I discovered that no dive school in Australia will let an asthmatic try it.

>>214391

You don't have to tell them you are asthmatic.

>>214392

As I understand it, there are very good reasons for the ban.

>>214391

I can't recall you talking about that. I was an asthmatic as a kid but grew out of it.

>>214393

>no dive school in Australia will let an asthmatic try it.

Why?

>>214396

That should be pretty obvious m8.

>>214396

https://underwater.com.au/article/id/10245-scuba-diving-and-asthma/

Second paragraph.

I'm hungover

shit on toast

>>214394

>I was an asthmatic as a kid but grew out of it.

Same here but I don't think I actually was it was just that my mother was crazy and kept taking me to doctors and telling them I had symptoms that I didn't actually have.

I had to wear a knee support thing for a while because she told the doctors I couldn't control my legs properly.

A had a coffee now im buzzed NEETs.

>>214402

It will go right through you.

>>214401

I had multiple asthmatic attacks and went to hospital lots of times for it. Strangely enough, it sort of cleared up around the time I started smoking. That probably has more to do with that being the same time I went through puberty.

How bad did you keto diet NEETs get cravings for carbs?

After a meal I always crave something sweet. How do I deal with that situation on keto?

>>214404

Do any neets here not have/had asthma?

>>214405

It will pass after a week or so, sugar is really addictive. Biggest problem I had with keto was constantly feeling tired and generally being limited to a small variety of food.

It gets old really quick.

>>214407

>constantly feeling tired

That is a concern. You cannot live like that for long periods.

>>214408

Yeah that's why I stopped doing it, but it is great for weight loss, that's the only benefit, everything else that is said about it is probably a meme.

>>214406

There's a strong correlation between NEETs with asthma and shit mothers. So no.

>>214406

Never had it.

>>214411

You should give it a go, get some asthma in ya.

>>214412

I don't even know how you get it, isn't it a genetic thing?

>>214413

You just need to find someone to sell you a bit.

>>214361

Where is my car

>>214415

At Regency Park. It has been defected.

>>214416

>It has been defecated

fixed

>tfw ate an entire family pizza and a garlic bread last night

My shit this morning was monstrous

>>214419

How much did that cost?

>>214420

The shit or the pizza?

>tfw don't want to drink but miss the sensation of taking a trip to dans

>>214421

Both.

>>214421

At Domino's in India, you can hand the shit in and get a partial refund on the cost of the pizza.

>>214424

Excellent shitpost