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NEET General #285 - Summer Goes On Edition NEET 01/29/19 (Tue) 07:27:21 No.214793 [View All]

The schoolkids and wagies are all returning to school and work now, but summer goes on, let's appreciate it while it lasts NEETs.

OLD: >>214049

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 18:53:41 No.215505

Woke up with a nose bleed and my pillow covered in blood. I wonder if it's possible to bleed to death in your sleep.

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 19:00:31 No.215506

>>215505

Morning. I hope not.

Morning all.

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 19:51:03 No.215507

Good morning NEETs.

>>215490

You need to stop taking the naps in the evening. You need to find some way to deal with the tiredness. Sorting out your diet and getting some daily exercise might help.

>Maybe my body wants me to go back to NEETdom

It is the devil that wants that, not your body.

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 20:13:02 No.215508

>>214907

>having an Aircon

What a poof

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 20:14:12 No.215509

>>215500

Morning

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 20:15:21 No.215510

How dare a magistrate, a female one at that, criticise another woman's choice of clothing for a court appearance?

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fashion/problem-with-magistrates-lecture-over-womans-inappropriate-court-outfit/news-story/77b6c6e0d3f72569ebcefccfc6969fbd

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 20:54:58 No.215511

>>215505

Maybe it's my anxiety disorders, or hypochondria, but there's something very disturbing about seeing a large amount of your own blood on something. Need to wash this asap and hope it comes out.

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 21:01:51 No.215512

File: ca2300c6ab462b6⋯.png (230.69 KB,1000x800,5:4,1540382267323.png)

I am really sick of my job

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 21:03:33 No.215513

>>215511

>>215505

Take a photo of it please.

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 21:05:42 No.215514

No sign of Cruisedog yet this morning. I hope he isn't going to be late for work.

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 21:08:26 No.215515

>>215514

I just assumed this was him: >>215512

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 21:21:33 No.215516

>>215514

I feel we should try other names for him, eg Doggycruiser.

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 21:24:19 No.215517

>>215516

Cruisemeister

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 21:24:40 No.215518

The Cruiseinator

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 21:30:23 No.215519

>>215505

That is a worry.

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 21:30:52 No.215520

What have I walked in to?

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 21:31:40 No.215521

>>215509

>>215507

>>215506

Good morning friends.

I am late, my head is spinning.

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 21:32:09 No.215522

>>215507

The devil wants my body..?

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 21:32:18 No.215523

Trayvon Cruise

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 21:35:15 No.215524

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

What's my mother fuckin' name?

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 21:35:44 No.215525

>>215521

Good morning. Keep calm. Remember to relax maaate.

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 21:38:17 No.215526

>>215505

Don't mean to alarm you, but I have had a couple of very bad nose bleeds where it just wouldnt stop, and I was telling a m8 who is an ex ambo and he said yeah people have been known to bleed out overnight from it

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 21:41:31 No.215527

>>215526

I think you did mean to alarm him.

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 21:42:19 No.215528

>>215525

I resent that line on my whiteboard, I will keep it there because people keep saying it and they'd notice if I wiped it off.

It sometimes feels like my stress is a joke to others.

The best bet would be to just stress, remain at a heightened sense of alertness.

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 21:43:00 No.215529

My mother keeps swearing at the computer. its pretty funny.

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 21:43:39 No.215530

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 21:45:05 No.215531

>>215528

Your stress is not a joke but it is ridiculous.

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 21:46:28 No.215532

>>215529

What she is doing is a form of domestic violence.

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 21:48:02 No.215533

>>215532

>What she is doing is a form of domestic violence.

Proof?

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 21:48:59 No.215534

>>215533

Now you are victim blaming.

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 21:50:32 No.215535

>>215534

ok

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 21:50:47 No.215536

wage. late. bye.

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 21:51:07 No.215537

>>215534

That computer dressed like a slut

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 21:52:07 No.215538

Geelong is a weird town

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 21:54:26 No.215539

Weber please update us on the mental state of your co-workers today

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 21:57:46 No.215540

>>215539

So far so good.

That one is away for the foreseeable future.

The Network guy seemed OK when I spoke to him about something this morning.

The weird British HR woman, whose name I don't know and just think of as sourpuss, fidgeted impatiently outside the kitchenette while I finished making a cup of tea.

Haven't encountered anybody else yet.

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 22:01:17 No.215541

>>215540

>fidgeted impatiently outside the kitchenette while I finished making a cup of tea.

Can these people not even stand to be in the same room as you?

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 22:01:44 No.215542

>>215536

Have a good day mate. See you when you get back.

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 22:03:02 No.215543

>>215541

That kitchenette is about the size of a toilet cubicle. Enough room for 2 normal size people, or me and somebody else if their comfortable with me.

She's also just a rude cunt who hasn't done more than grunt at me a few times in passing in the 18 months I've been here.

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 22:08:40 No.215544

>>215543

It sounds as if she is trying to assert her dominance over you

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 22:13:15 No.215545

>>215526

gonna sleep with a bandaid over my nose from now on

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 22:14:03 No.215546

New Thread soon

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 22:21:31 No.215547

>>215545

Put a tampon in each nostril.

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 22:25:06 No.215548

>>215544

She's not senior HR, just does some pleb teir shit from what I can see. I could beat her in a fist fight.

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 22:27:28 No.215549

>>215548

Aren't you the guy who gets out of breath putting on his shoes? That HR bitch would beat the shit out of you.

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 22:27:58 No.215550

>>215548

Prove it

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 22:28:36 No.215553

New Thread: >>215551

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 22:28:48 No.215554

scabbed

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 22:28:55 No.215555

over

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NEET 01/30/19 (Wed) 22:29:03 No.215556

bum rash

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