/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

*honk*

To suck off the dog or not to suck off the dog

>>215557

What a dilemma.

Don't know if I'll make it through today. It's all too much.

I took doggo for a walk and now i am all sweaty

>>215559

Stay strong mate. You can do it.

>>215561

Have a shower.

Fucking horrible nights sleep, weird fever dreams and constantly waking up coughing and sneezing.

Mum made me an egg and cheese toasted sandwich

>>215565

What a good mum.

>>215565

How much good boy points did you spend to get that.

>>215564

At least you didn't bleed to death from your nose.

>>215569

I washed my sheets and pillow covers. The reddishness from the blood came out, but there's still a large yellowish stain, the colour of urine, which I think comes from the same pigment that you get in urine.

>>215570

Yeah blood is hard to wash off

You need to soak a blood stain in cold water.

Nappysan that motherfucker

had kfc for lunch

people i dont even talk to at work are asking me what happened yesterday

only one girl actually asked after his well being rather than the details of the incident

21 degrees today in Shitbourne, going to pick up some shit from a shop soon.

>>215574

>his well being

He didn't get hit by a car, he just acted like a violent cunt at work. He was not the victim.

>>215574

>had kfc for lunch

What did you get?

>>215577

a regular size twister combo

>>215576

I wasn't there and I dont know the Guy but things are seldom black and white, sounds to me like he was just as much a victim as anyone

>>215580

I did not. I am cutting down.

Astra giving me trouble, emission light came on and theres hissing behind the air filter. Probably a shit hose, revs are fine and engine power is fine so I'll probably leave it till the weekend

>>215582

Do a burnout

KEK my h8niggers@nuke.africa address received an email from a Nigerian scammer.

Starting to think there might be something to nofap.

Was getting shit done for the past fortnight, not a heroic effort, but more than usual.

Had a wank last night and I slept in to nearly noon when I was getting up with the sun beforehand, feel tired and unmotivated, dragging my feet and generally depressed.

Might go back to bed.

>>215585

Yeah, I'm thinking the same. Even immediately post wank I'm hit with a depressive feel.

>>215586

I don't know if the test boost is real, but it seems to fuck with my hormones/energy levels regardless. Different from having a root. I'm usually upbeat after that. Usually. Derpy happy, tired, but motivated. Is chipper the word? Seratonin may be the cause, I dunno.

I might try not to wank for a while and take notes. Can't make any promises though.

Another day on earth

>>215582

>hissing behind the air filter

Probably the rainbow serpent that white man trapped inside the the engine to power the car is trying to get out.

A dare iced coffee and a chicken cheese toasty for lunch

>>215590

Good idea. Going down to the bakery for the first time in forever, getting an iced coffee and one of those spinach ricotta things or a vanilla slice.

>>215591

Living dangerously. Spinach ricotta and a vanilla slice.

I hope my boy Cruisey is doing okay at work today.

>>215593

Was it him or webber who had the coworker spergout the other day?

>>215594

It was Weber. Cruisey would be the co-worker sperging out.

>>215596

Cowanking

>>215597

The neets who wank together, stays together

I hate it when you forget what you are going to do.

>>215600

That wasn't it but it doesnt matter.

>>215574

Was she cute? Ask her out.

Also, now's your chance. Strike while the iron is hot. They're all paying attention, ask them all around for a BBQ on the weekend.

If dan is a psychiatrist, what kind of doctor is Craig?

>>215593

Doing better. Thank you. I submitted a couple important documents to NDIA and went for a drive. Even called job prospects to retry to get a Work for the Dole thing happening.

I will get my NEET slaves eventually.

>>215604

Podiatrist, he loves stinky feet.

>>215603

Do you think his rape dungeon is big enough for all the potential victims?

>>215595

You know me well.

>>215607

He'd be the victim.

And then make them feel guilty about it

>>215605

What sort of activities do you intend having the work for the dole NEETs do?

>>215606

Wrong, he has a license to practice colonoscopy.

>>215612

That is just a hobby.

>>215602

She is actually. Russian accent too. Already married and had a kid last year I think.

>>215596

Working towards a better world.

>>215611

Cop a lashing without any backchat.

I want them to build a communal garden for participants.

>>215617

With shade cloth?

>>215614

Ask her around for some juicy meat. Tell her to leave the kids and bloke at home.

>>215616

Based

>>215618

At least it shows they use it.

>>215622

Once, pissed after 2 bottles of Grange.

>>215618

I wonder if that was orchestrated.

>>215619

>>215620

I'll try and find out whether she had a C-section or traditional birth first.

>>215616

he better make me lunch

>>215627

>tfw no one to make me lunch

>>215628

>iktf

>>215629

>iktiktf

Got what I wanted from the shops, (new headphones) still got a couple things to get done.

>>215631

What sort of headphones did you get?

Another day another TFW stressed

>>215632

Noise cancelling ones, because I'm sick of waking up every fucking time NK rapes me, so with these I'll sleep sound while he gives the stealth reach around

>>215634

Block out NK’s rusty trombone unna

>>215634

I've always found the sound of his heavy breathing comforting

>>215636

I listen to our heartbeats sync up while he spoons me.

>>215636

>>215637

Extremely homosexual

>>215638

You've come to the wrong board, homophobe!

What's on the Council meeting agenda tonight?

>>215640

Sodomy

>>215640

I will move a motion that NK be recognised as the traditional owner of the board, and a second motion that we recognise Cruisedog and Webster's struggles in the workplace.

>>215643

I will be voting against your first motion, further debate will be needed for the second motion.

Pro-Weber motions will gain no support since Weber resigned from the Council. He was the only one that used to vote for them.

>>215645

I thought he was exiled

I have already tabled a motion banning banjo and funk aka negro sex music from the board.

>>215646

He was bullied into disappearing for a while.

>>215649

Even if you genuinely looking for a job, that advert tells you all you need to know about management.

>>215646

He tendered a formal resignation statement, admitting he had lost the support and confidence of the heads of the council and that his position was untenable.

>>215651

I think you'll find Possum forged that document.

>>215652

a scurrilous accusation!

Possum is above reproach.

The eternal Possum.

>>215654

I know somebody who pretended to be their own character references (using different voices) who came unstuck when he used this exact phrase when taking each phonecall.

>>215655

(((Possum)))

>>215647

feel like a drink

I don't know if there is something wrong with it, or I have a brain tumour, but this bottle of red wine has a fish oil aftertaste.

>>215660

I have almost finished it though, so I will soldier on.

>>215661

having any snacks with it weber

>>215662

I had a packet of bacon nearing its expiration, so I cooked it all and made two rather nice sandwiches.

>>215663

I put salt on the bacon because Possum said it was important.

>>215660

Are you sure it's not fish sauce your drinking

>>215665

Yes. Yes, I am.

It was a Jim Barry 'Cover Drive' if CricketNET is reading.

>>215667

I've never had it go wavy like that.

I agree with the council.

>>215670

more gay sex?

>>215670

The general lack of attention and/or reading comprehension really works to the council’s advantage sometimes.

>>215672

This is why their needs to be a full of big brain NEETS from the council.

>>215673

Cull*

>>215647

Shiit ya'll

>>215670

That is the correct attitude.

I have caught up. Very few posts worthy of (You)'s.

1234 I declare a thumb war

check em Now it's time to Have a wank

>>215677

Have a (You), (You) rude cunt.

>>215675

Knocking/Frailing/Clawhammer sucks donkey dick.

>>215677

You weren't here, you do not know what we went through

Fucking windy

>>215670

When's state enforced homosexuality going to happen? Many of us neets might finally lose our v plates.

>>215682

Shut up shire

>>215684

I would rather be a wizard.

>>215684

just walk up to the girl you're interested in, look her in the eye and give her a firm handshake

easy

>>215680

Nah man.

This isn't really claw hammer but it's cool.

Huh, apparently Brendan Fraser gets slightly unjusted today. No more alimony.

>>215691

Too bad he hasn't had a paying gig in a coon's age.

>>215687

Nice Bulge

>>215685

Fucken' blowing a gale.

>>215687

>IKTF

>>215690

>This isn't really claw hammer but it's cool.

He is playing a guitar. Claw hammer is a banjo style that involves strumming with the thumb coming to rest on the top (drone) string. The name comes from the shape of your hand if it were wrapped around a carpenter's hammer with the thumb pointing up.

>>215692

nah, he's got some netflix series, or something, never bothered checking it out

>>215681

I know all of what the NEETs go through.

>>215696

Mong got fired liek six times.

Possum made a garden bed and a baseball mound (and boke a window like an irresponsible lout).

>>215700

He got a job/s? Did he move out of the warehouse? Hope he's doing better, although I'm sure his chad privilege will carry him far.

>>215697

It doesn't need to be on a banjo though.

>>215696

Nah, I leave apple cores on top of a shelf and it comes along and eats them occasionally.

So far the dog hasn't eaten it, but she's nearly caught it twice now.

>>215701

He has a place and a chink misso even.

>>215701

Monk picked up a Chinese tinder slag when he was studying in Indonesia and brought her back to Australia with him.

He posts here regularly but doesn't answer anyone's questions or respond to replies to his comments. He has worn out his welcome.

>>215702

Oh ok. I thought guitars were strummed generally apart from people who deliberately finger pick?

Also a guitar doesn't have it's top and bottom strings one octave apart does it?

>>215702

>>215697

>>215706

Yeah, they're both E's.

>>215703

You are not the NEET he was referring to m8.

>>215707

>>215709

Thanks. That'll teach me for gobbing off. Banjo is the only stringed instrument I know. Before that it was classical piano.

>>215708

Her name is Gook Lady m8

>>215711

In that video he goes on about Travis Picking, my dad has a banjo and that's how he plays it.. sort of. I thought claw hammer was a guitar thing, not a banjo thing.

>>215705

>He has worn out his welcome.

wew, bit rude.

>>215710

I had a possum in my shed

>>215715

I've had possums in my yard a few times

>>215715

Towel and a hammer will fix that right up

>>215714

He is the one who is rude mate. Don't let your lust blind you to the truth.

>>215713

The style I am learing is called Scruggs style after Earl Scruggs. Earl himself claims he was just emulating people in his home town, but he was the one to get famous for it.

Plastic thumb pick, metal picks on index and middle fingers.

Pinky and ideally ring finger are anchored on the drum head near the bridge.

Right hand picks forward and backward patterns called rolls (typically eight or sixteenth notes), left hand picks out individual notes from the chords.

The top short string is a G one octave above the other G (D-G-D-B-G from bottom up) and is called a drone string because that's what it does when plucked repeatedly.

>>215713

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fingerstyle_guitar#Travis_picking

Coincidentally this section is immediately followed by a paragraph on frailing and clawhammer and the difference (as the author sees it).

>>215718

I am not so easily swayed.

>>215720

>>215719

I've tried to use the clip on picks and they feel funny.

>>215705

That is untrue we did not meet on tinder.

And I often don't reply because I don't like being in the spotlight recently, namefaging isn't so fun.

Anyway, got $200 for a cashie today, fuck yeeeah cunnos

>>215589

It's one of the air intake hoses, pretty much know which hose it is but I don't really have the tools to find the hole or change the hose (and a spare hose for that matter)

Gonna drop that shit box into RAC tomorrow, hopefully for the last time

Had a few beers

>>215724

Time to buy a new car cuz.

>>215644

Change neet day, its offensive to native posters

>>215725

It's still early you can have a few more

>>215726

This, get a new car you boong

>>215726

>>215729

I've been looking at some cars for a while, probably will avoid private since their all complete shit and you can smell shit from the ads,dont wanna waste my time with that

>>215725

Bought some sangria

I've been looking at BMW 301i's, thoughts neets?

>>215724

The abos you could fit into the boot one of those 300c would be fantastic. I saw one driving past me today and thought of you.

>>215730

Yeah go with a dealer, at least you get a 3 month guarantee or in some cases a warranty.

>>215731

>BMW

Best German cars, still shitheaps.

>>215731

>>215734

Like Mercies, older models can cost you thousands to repair. I knew someone who plowed money into his and lost money selling it.

>>215730

Why do need a sedan? Do they need to ride in comfort in the boot?

>>215730

Get a plain white van.

>>215735

Mercedes used to be excellent all the way up until 2000, then they went to shit.

>>215737

with butchers hooks

>>215734

>>215735

I dunno, I feel like everyone is just larping when it comes to cars, its all speculation to me

>>215740

This NEET >>215737 knows what you need from a vehicle. A good rusty one will add to your sex appeal tbh

>>215740

It's just German cars in general are overpriced, unreliable and expensive to get fixed.

>>215742

Good luck with it mate.

Why is there so much animosity towards me?

Cruisy why do you hate me now

>>215745

It's because you smell. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

Smelly NEETs get no love.

Anyone itt have depression

>>215745

You can't ignore people who are trying to talk to you and expect them to remain favourable to you.

>>215749

No.

>>215748

Poor management, things became even worse after the 2008 financial crisis.

>>215748

We are going to have to do No-Jews-February. I had forgotten abut it until I saw that low quality Jew post.

>>215749

I'm impressed

>>215753

I agree there needs to be a final solution to deal with the Jew posting.

>>215749

Heres how you stop having depression (the real way):

A healthy diet

Consistent sleeping pattern (wake up early)

Do something constructive every day

In a matter of weeks you will feel the force of all your previous successes pushing you forward.

The problem is you're stagnant and stuck there because you're not doing anything to change that, because you're depressed. Chicken and egg.

Literally just do it, imagine you're the captain on the bridge of a (space)ship, and the ship is your life. Just do what needs to be done.

>>215758

It's a meme bro

I'm sorry I coerced a sincere response

>>215759

Are you going to share them with your gf?

I am going to go over to Aus/pol/ to recruit some better NEETs.

>>215762

Have fun!

>>215758

A very simplistic view of depression, one born from ignorance

>>215764

You sound like someone who has a psychological need to hold on to your depression.

>>215759

Be careful, they get you pretty hammered.

>>215765

lol, hardly as these days Iam not actually depressed

>>215767

How did you escape?

>>215723

>namefaging isn't so fun.

I like to know what my notable NEETs are up to.

>>215731

I like the look of them too.

>>215764

Depression is a very simple thing. But leave it unchecked long enough and it becomes something you identify with and then you feel helpless. Realising that its really stupid to cry about mummy doesnt love me and no gf is a step forward.

>>215742

Thank you for taking a pic.

>>215745

Fuck you, I haven't said anything nasty about you.

>>215750

When did I treat him that way?

I used to get a bit pissy that Weber didn't reply to my replies but that was ages ago.

I like all the NEETs.

>>215772

I don't think that pic was his.

>>215774

>I used to get a bit pissy that Weber didn't reply to my replies but that was ages ago.

What the fuck cunt.

I give everybody a go except green zooper dooper cunt.

Are you trying to push both of us away?

going shopping tomorrow, going to pick up some booze

used to drink kahlua and milk but I got mocked for it and stopped for some reason

never had a white russian though

or a b52 for that matter

>>215757

These posts will be deleted.

It will be cool to be the only board that doesn't go on about them. We've been talking about them for the best part of a decade. It'll be an interesting and hopefully nice change.

Bitchy NEETs

>>215775

Oh, it's nice anyway.

I asked a couple days ago for him to take a pic of his garden.

>>215772

I dont have a camera so I just grabbed a picture of jasmine from jewgle

>>215781

Goodnight oriental fancier.

>>215776

I'm not trying to push anyone away.

I just want everyone to get along.

>>215781

Good night mongoloid neet

>>215780

I think he is the NEET that doesn't have a phone. or claims he doesn't

>>215784

You need to explain yourself. I don't think I've ignored anybody except maybe a few posts asking for private information.

>>215784

You are self sabotaging with these misdirected outbursts.

>>215768

hard question, the meds, time? a combination of both maybe, I have had 3 major episodes over the last 20 years barely survived the first 2, I mean it's a great suggestion like >>215758

said but that will never fix ur depression, people like that have never been really depressed and suicidal so they dont understand, and honestly I would not want them to ever know what it is truly like

>>215632

Just a pair of JBL in ear ones for 14 dollars

Going to the gym soon NEETs.

>>215786

I don't. It was a strategic move. Only have a home phone because it was too much of a hassle to get internet without a phone connection for some retarded reason.

I have something to admit

i find it difficult to differentiate neets

>>215762

I am not going to stop you this time. You should go to /int/ or somewhere else. You're the one that doesn't want Jew enthusiasts and whatnot, you're going to the hive of the low teir chan inhabitants.

>>215793

We were there once. You keep forgetting.

>>215792

I am the angry Green Zooper Dooper NEET

>>215787

I was informed otherwise.

>>215794

I choose to forget.

>>215793

>low tier

so you're pro jew and an elitist

hmmmmmm

>>215781

Good night.

Might give the council meeting a miss tonight. Could be rougher than usual.

>>215798

Meme Magic is Kabbalah ritualism. You need to study it in great depth to understand the power of palindromes and digits.

Once you understand, you are better than the average imageboard user.

>>215788

Your a misdirected outburst.

>>215792

I am the NEET that wants to expand her elbow pic collection.

>>215803

*you're

>>215802

Good lad.

>>215800

No spit tonight.

>>215802

oil and brakes and all that other stuff good?

>>215805

Your a you're.

>>215800

it's ok for you, i got a text saying my role for the night would be anal buddy….

>>215801

>kabbalah

low rent bastardization of Sumerian practices

remember that kikes steal everything, even their mysticism

>>215802

>the inner workings of the rape mobile

Very few have seen this and woken up anywhere other than a dumpster.

He is either hiding it less or he's going after us all tonight.

>>215811

The Torah was written in Babylon. It is theirs.

>>215813

Clean your tusks before bed, Mr!

>>215781

This gook night girl is less creepy looking. Shame about the low level of boobage

>>215813

I thought you were on a recruitment mission.

Sweet dreams dear overlord NEET, only you can tame this unruly lot.

>>215808

Probably

>>215813

Good night

>>215815

Those aren't tusks, they're dental penises. But they should certianly be washed.

>>215817

I cancelled the recruitment mission. We will just have to make do with what we've got.

>>215814

Sinai is in Egypt

The actual book was written 2nd century AD

>>215811

Why do we not have a single sumerian meme then? Where did all their magic go?

>>215822

Sure you're not thinking of talmud?

I'm going to bed too fagjews

>>215824

According to what I remember from catholic school Moses went up Sinai for commandments and the fist 5 books of the oral Totah. That's in Egypt.

Shit was only written down after the Romans did the world a favour and killed all the kike priests, the Kohanim, in the second century. The scholar caste; rabbis took over and started the written tradition somewhere in the second century. Proving that nature triumphs over nurture and jews will always jew.

>>215826

I believe BabylonNEET was referring to the idea that the torah was composed around the time of babylonian exile, and much of the ancient history in it invented or stolen from other peoples' myths, in order to provide judaism with a false and ancient past. Naturally neither religious jews or christians would like that idea.

>>215827

The flood story was almost certainly copied from much older stories in Babylon - like this one from 4000 years ago.

>>215827

He's about 2 and a half thousand years off.

Fucked if I know though. Not a historian.

>Sumer around 4000 BC, maybe earlier

>Akkadians around 3000 BC

>Egyptian unification around 3000 BC

>prominence of Classical Greek city states around 2500 BC, some earlier, some later

>Babylon around 2000 BC

>Assyrians around 1700 BC

>Hittites around the 1700 BC

>Roman Republic around 500 BC

>Alexander the Great around 300 BC

Sumer is not Babylon.

>>215587

It's the feeling of low prolactin.

>>215830

how do I fix that? breast milk?

We'll i'll be fucked, I've just had one lens fall out of my glasses and the screw is missing too. Posting with one eye closed. Can't afford new glasses at the moment either

>>215832

Have to tape them up like a hard core nerd. Or get an eye patch.

>>215832

the lens should just pop back in

you can get eyeglass screw kits at some reject shop places, or ask your optometerist if they can fix it

>>215832

I'm using prescription sunnies at the moment because I lost my normal glasses.

>>215835

Thats a fucking classic

>>215833

All taped up, this will have to do

Dsp bro shouted dominos

>>215838

Why do I get the feeling 2 neets are having private neetups

>>215838

>>215837

What a nice fellow.

>>215839

Surprised to hear this sort of judgemental attitude in this day and age, after all it's legal for them to get married nowadays.

It's not a meme bros

I'm depressed

Nothing worthy of snacking on in the whole house

>>215844

It's summer, plenty of bugs in the backyard you could eat

>>215844

gimme ingredients you have on hand, I'll play masterbatechef

>>215843

I am sorry to hear that, I also have the depressions.

>>215843

6 minutes until mandatory jewposting month

I don't like the longnose tribe

>>215852

hey there fellow /cow/ poster

Jim's phoning it on

esoteric semitic postings

>tfw already broke no fap february

Hardcore aboriginal pornography

Sleep time. Night Night NEETs

Morning Bludgers!

>>215860

Good morning neets and wagies. Welcome to mandatory jewposting month.

It's not a meme bros

I'm impressed

It's not a meme bros

I'm compressed

>>215837

He's a top fella.

>>215849

Why do you care?

>>215859

Do you give him a discount?

I don't think I've asked, you've probably told us but what do you sell?

>>215867

Good morning.

>>215870

He has a hardware shop.

>>215873

Something about this picture is very unnerving.

>>215867

Good morning my friend. What a handsome lizard.

>>215874

The lady is doing Pepe's shoe up.

>>215877

Very well done mate.

>>215875

Hey baby.

Im going to watch Ant man and the Wasp. You wagies have fun at work.

>>215882

Have a nice day mate. See you when you get back.

Just saw a young tradie give someone the finger and yell at a cyclist

And I thought I was a ragie wagie

>>215885

I knock cyclists off the road and drag them into my boot

I have finished watching Ant man and the wasp. it was alright.

I am back in from the power rack and pitching practice. I threw 72 pitches off the mound. The proper full distance. Both speed and accuracy were poor. The mound held up okay but was a bit soft.

I am starting to question whether this baseball comeback is going to be a good idea. I am really not very good. I think a few minor successes as a youth gave me an inflated and distorted opinion of my abilities.

>>215889

Do you know how well they pitch in the competition you are trying to enter?

Jew-Free February

This is a notice reminding you all that Jew-Free February is in effect for the full month of February. This means no mention of the Jews whatsoever. It doesn't matter if you use a spoiler, or make some "clever" reference to them that hints at them without stating them outright. It is all banned and will not be tolerated. No images either.

If you have an accident then you will get one warning. If you do it on purpose you will be dealt with severely.

This is for your own benefit NEETs. We want to get you out of bad habits of thought and behaviour. Get those fedoras off your lovely NEET heads. Jew obsession is for internet weirdos, not vibrant NEET dynamos ready to make their mark on the world.

>>215890

Yes, they all throw much harder. If I pitched I would get hit all over the field. The batters would think it was Christmas.

>>215891

Amazing

>>215891

Ok Hitler

>>215892

Well i guess the only thing to do is train more, im sure there is a part of you that likes to throw a ball at a target.

>>215894

>train more

I will keep practising but practice can't turn you into a fast thrower. It is a talent you are either born with or not.

>>215895

Have you thought about steroids?

>>215895

Surely there is a technique to it? obviously having strength or a long lanky army would naturally help though.

>>215891

Put in a word filter for jew to be changed to aboriginal

>>215888

Eight (You)'s! I am truly blessed.

>>215891

What if I was visiting my maternal grandmother who happened to be Jewish? I couldn't mention the story here.

>>215900

Don't play games.

>>215901

I'm gonna dig up ur baseball mound tonight. I will try and wheeze quietly.

>>215897

Yes there is technique "mechanics" but there is a limit to how hard you can throw. It is genetic.

>>215903

You could use a sling like a Palestinian child.

>>215903

So basically you need Fast Twitch Muscles. in that case it would be pretty much all genetics but im sure you can get to a decent level in the local league without perfect genes for pitching.

>>215904

You are playing games again.

>>215891

How Childish

Feeling shitty and depressed today for no apparent reason.

Oh well, keep pushing forward I suppose.

>>215885

Bicyclists deserve it.

>>215909

Don't play games please.

>>215889

You are a star.

>>215891

>vibrant NEET dynamos

Bless you.

>>215913

That is nice of you to say. I don't believe it though

I am going to stop taking the creatine. I think it might be why I am accumulating fluid around my ankles.

>>215891

Yes, welcome to facebook

>>215917

NEET likes this post

Time for my post lunch wank

>>215915

You need to believe it

Get out your ban hammer.

They are asking for it.

Off to woolys, youse blokes want anything?

>>215933

Home brand ice cream cones please.

Took the astra in for a service this morning anyway, they can't fuck me on the tube since I know what it is

>>215933

Some Fawlty Towers dvd's if they have any please

Just called Job Prospects, MAX, APM, Job Statewide.. On the phone to Status. Workskill is next.

Hunting down NEETs.

>>215933

A custard tart and an iced coffee.

Cheers.

>>215938

I haven't had a good custard tart in years.

>>215937

You are the enemy now.

>>215940

You will all play out my fantasies or I will make you do work for the dole indefinitely.

>>215939

Me neither, I would also like a chicken and mushroom pie.