/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Bum rash was meant to be the last post

>>210288

I made a post saying bum, but no one made the rash post. I did my best NEET, I really did

>>210289

Well all we can hope for is that the rash grows.

>>210290

the rash comes and goes

bacon rasher

>>210291

Has the part that spread disappeared yet?

>>210292

It's a bacon rash. 'Rasher bacon' is made up advertising nonsense.

>>210294

Most of us don't wipe our bums with bacon though m8

>>210295

Why not?

Thinking about a 4 hour early mark from work. Tbh

>>210298

Approved.

Thinking about a 4 hour wank. Tbh

>>210298

See >>210299

Tell them about your councillors appointment at Dan's.

>>210300

Denied.

>>210302

Let's see you stop me

>>210300

>>210299

>>210303

I'll jam a chicken twistie so far up your japs eye you'll never ejaculate again.

>>210305

OK now I am erect. Thanks.

finally got my UAP text

when do i get to fight demons on mars?

>>210307

>tfw still left out

>>210307

you must face your own demons first

>>210307

I've had two texts from clive

Both about how annoying texts are

>>210309

sorry for calling you John

>>210279

I play the flute and the tin whistle. Got called a faggot all through highschool for that, except year 12 of course since the bogans had dropped out by that point.

Any recommendations for where I should buy some sunnies? I left mine on the bus again and they expensive $30 cancer council ones.

I'm on day four of nofap today. Feeling the urge but I'm holding it together. I know days five and six will be the worst. I've never made it to seven so I'll be interested to see what it's like.

Unemployed at the shopping centre

Smelly aboriginal smegma on toast

>>210315

You can do it!

Today is day 5 for me, and it's more than half over.

I think next week is when I'll start to feeling it.

>>210318

Thanks mate. I figure the urges have to either die off or plateau eventually which is keeping me going. I feel more energetic already but I'm not sure how much of that is a placebo.

>>210316

Keep harvesting the >>210317 and stay employed by selling it.

>>210321

Could you farm it?

Still no word on this job. Getting worried and disappointed

self propelled aboriginal blow job

>>210326

But if you buy 2 you can lie to yourself and say ones for tommorow

>>210322

Depends on how many boongs you have.

>>210330

What's the going rate these days, per head?

>>210325

How?

>>210331

About $0.50 to $0.55 per kilogram, demand is extremely low.

>>210323

Go visit Dan and ask if he's got any jobs available. The craft beer isle always needs a good clean after the boongs leave.

>>210335

Approved.

I've been wanking extra to try and balance out the damage to the universes wanking karma

Fuck is my dick sore

>>210337

Are you using lube?

>>210338

Yeah, it's costing me a fortune.

It's a hard task but someones gotta do it.

Why are motorcycles allowed to be so loud?

>>210339

Wanking from 9 to 5, is the only way to balance everything out.

>>210340

I also wonder this

>>210341

I'm doing the wanking for 4 NEETs m8, it's taking my every wanking hour

>>210344

Time well spent.

>>210345

TGIF, amirite neets?

>>210346

Praise the Lord.

>>210346

I am expecting pictures to be taken at Dan's.

Good arvo NEETs, fucking scorcher at work today, time for a hard earned gook beer.

>>210348

I'm going to craigs

Home!

>>210350

Pictures are still required, preferably where I can see those beautiful boong eyes.

>>210352

That's a lot of wanking time.

>>210352

Hang in there m8

>>210352

pasty white legs and hella gay boots

>>210356

wagie attire.

>>210349

Hello mate. Enjoy that gook beer.

>>210352

You need to do some squats to pop those quads.

>>210359

He does not need any exercise as he has a full schedule of wankingplanned for tonight.

A hard earned thirst deserves a big cold wank and the best cold wank is abbo porn wank

>>210360

The better shape he is in the more stamina he will have for longer wank sessions.

I don't want to buy peanuts from China or Argentina. Don't they grow them in Queensland?

>>210363

You will eat those chink peanuts and be happy young NEET

Do you want those poor chong peanut farmers to starve to death ?

>>210363

Racist

>>210361

>abbo porn wank

Why don't you get us started then mate?

Can I opt out of my health record using a proof of age card instead of a license?

>>210367

I'd say so.

Holy fuck, lol

Look what I found …..

https://www.aboriginaldatingsite.com.au/

Umm excuse me! Some of us are in the midst of a nofap streak! Please spoiler the human-looking aboriginal girls.

>>210371

Why not just go to cenno?

>>210373

Bottom pic looks like Alan Rickman in the Harry Potter movies.

>>210371

>>210373

>NEETs are actively seeking out unna fanny

welp.

>>210376

Are you new here?

I gotta say, the single abbo women there are VERY unattractive even by dating site standards

>>210377

No, I thought unna was only something NK was interested in.

I tried updating my cenno address about three months ago when I moved in but upon logging in today I found it hadn't been saved for whatever reason. I've done it now but are they going to be angry about three months being more than 14 days?

>>210375

kek

>>210380

How old is she? Considering she only has one grandson she must only be in her late teens or so. Looks quite a bit younger than that though.

>>210383

I think it's their age in the top left

>>210384

Or it could be how much they charge

>>210385

Bottle tops?

>>210385

Cents an hour?

>>210384

But she doesn't look close to fifty by abo standards.

I wasn't brave enough to look at the gay boongs, someone else can do that

>>210389

Imagine the smell.

>>210390

Smells Like Gay Boong was Cobains original song title but they made him change it

>>210393

Well dressed wagie.

anyone got any zooper doopers?

>>210395

Yeah, why don't you come on round and show you an unna zooper dooper?!

>>210379

You fool, prime unna is a delicacy we all crave.

>>210392

Looks like some sort of carbonara

>>210395

Yeah got a few in the freezer.

>>210398

>Yeah got a few in the freezer

can I have one please

>>210392

Lovely

>>210393

Very nice

>>210396

No one likes cola.

>>210393

Where do you recommend buying trousers from? I'm after something a bit dressier than jeans.

>>210381

Can somebody please help me out here?

The food cravings are upon me again. Jude Law body 2019 gets further and further away.

>>210399

Sure

>>210404

If you don't buy it, you can't eat it.

My manager is looking over my work. I'm nervous.

>>210407

You did a good job NEET. There is nothing to worry about.

>>210405

Ya better make sure it's a fukin green one or there's gonna be trouble

>>210407

Just reflect any criticism back on his as shit management.

>>210410

*back on him

>>210407

Just imagine him getting slapped in the face with boongs dicks

And try not to laugh or get aroused

>>210390

>>210392

>>210407

Have you been taking breaks between wanks? For fucks sake neet, I'm on nofap along with a bunch of the other neets, the rest of you need to be working overtime.

>>210393

Yes, I do. Does it help?

>>210395

>>210389

>>210407

You did a 10/10 job.

Anyone got a cone?

>>210418

Have a gooninstead

>>210403

I’ve updated my address 3 months late and they didn’t kick up a stink so

>>210421

But did were you a fragrant NEET?

>>210403

They would only be angry if your failure to notify of your change of address gained you money you weren't entitled to.

Anyone itt wanking?

>>210424

Certainly not. Disgusting habit.

>>210402

I got these from Roger David, there are some cheaper places about though, try yd or Ed Harry.

>>210400

Thank you.

>>210426

I think Roger David has gone out of business.

>>210410

That's my trick, I'm not sure if it works every time.

>>210407

Your work is spectacular

>>210415

I use it a lot, it's worn down my heels.

Just shredded a leftover chicken breast and put it on three dinner rolls with salt, pepper and mayonnaise. Very nice.

>>210431

>three dinner rolls

A lot of empty carbs.

>>210432

Yeah. That was the last of them though, so >>210406

>>210418

Yep, got heaps

>>210434

Chop us out aye

Apparently Hinch is in trouble for revealing that the yid girl who got murdered in Melbourne the other day had her box set on fire by the guy trying to destroy evidence.

Apparently it was an aborigine who killed her.

>>210437

Jew killed by a boong. Poor NK must feel conflicted…

>>210437

Yeah, News Ltd has blurred his face but left neck, arms, and hair unblurred.

>>210437

Another known sex crim who was out on bail.

>>210438

Sounds like someone was trying to create a new NK ….

This is disturbing

>>210439

Apparently international news sources revealed who she was and he was probably just reading those sources to his viewers

>>210443

Nah, somebody in Vic Pol told him about the genitals.

>>210430

Nine inch heels?

We'll hear a lot about mental health, broken family, and lack of Government services. Boo hoo.

>>210438

She wasn't a Jew she was an Israeli Arab.

>>210448

A Hamas terrorist you say?

>>210445

Some reveal what's under that black box, enough have been burned out.

>>210451

Looks like a boong with his nose, but definitely like a curry. Probably a hybrid.

>>210452

a burry? a poong?

Do land rights allow you to poo in the street?

curried boong sounds very unpleasant

>>210455

Are Jews sounding a little less threatening now?

If he's gay and has solar panels Dan Andrews will have him out on parole in under 10 years.

>>210456

One day a jewish curried boong shall arise and shit in our streets then charge us for it

The bloke's Facebook name was Kody Wrex. So half caste boong.

>>210458

>>210464

>tfw severely impressed

By that change in mood

There isn't yet a suppression order in place, so naming him is fair game.

So depressed half caste boong pajeet asks jew girl out, gets shot down and rapes and murders her then sets her vag on fire ?

>>210466

It's typically expected that the media doesn't report on it because when they called you as a juror and has read any article is inadmissible based on those grounds.

I wonder what Kody Wrex thinks about shifting Australia Day?

>>210469

It wrex it

>>210468

Most people will lie at jury selection and claim no bias and no prior knowledge of the case at hand. I certainly would. Any non-white would be going down regardless of evidence.

Will this be not as big in the media since he is a Poong?

>tfw been jury selected twice and never got picked

>>210472

There's still some toxic masculinity headlines and a vigil or two that can be held.

>>210474

Clearly it was white oppression drove him to it

>>210473

>jury selected twice and produced medical certificate twice

>>210475

More like jewish oppression

>criminal record and technically government job so no jury for me

>>210476

The last time I got called for one case and rejected

It was a young boong burgled and beat an old white guy

I was there with my shaved head

>>210477

Ah, of course

He was striking a blow for Palestinian freedoms

>>210479

Yeah. Defense can object right off the bat to jurors without knowing anything. An early-twenties girl I worked with in a previous job got selected and because it was a rape case for a girl of a similar demographic, all the young women were summarily dismissed.

>>210481

I would have been asking for the death penalty bought back

>>210476

Surely a neet who gave a forthright expounding of his political views while being interviewed for jury duty would likely be excluded.

>>210483

There is a bit where they ask if you hold any views that would bias you in the case

I do wonder what would happen if you said "Yeah, I'm a nazi"

>>210483

Nope. They're also a wakeup to that. If you try and dodge it by saying outlandish things like "I hate niggers!" they can basically force you to do it or force you to at least stay there for 2 weeks or whatever the minimum duty time is.

Be honest, who is this?

https://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/aussie-pedo-hunter-asks-to-court-to-spare-him-jail-time/news-story/5063fa28e2e9a9e8aa05216ed2c46d3e

>>210486

I can't trust a man with a lopsided beard

>>210486

I know the court reporter, so it's not me.

It's actually sad SAPOL expended more effort fucking this dude than the paedos he exposed.

>>210485

I imagine a jury full of skinheads tattooed with nazi insignia would be quite impressive.

>>210489

It would. But they'd be presiding some white collar fraud crime committed by a white german or something.

To wank or not to wank, that is the question.

>>210486

Be honest, who do you think it is?

>>210491

Wank.

>>210492

You know that NEET.

>>210494

Is it Mong?

>>210495

No, I would imagine he's pretty handsome.

>>210496

Is it Monaro?

>>210497

Never heard of him, but it sounded it was someone from here based on what they have told us before if you read the story.

>>210498

Well that's a relief. It's not me.

Has a named NEET really admitted to pretending to being an underage boy online?

>>210499

>Has a named NEET really admitted to pretending to being an underage boy online?

john probably did

>>210501

I just glossed all over that stuff.

>>210501

At lot of us may actually be underage boys. I mean, what sort of loser adults would hang around here all day reading and posting the shit that gets posted here?

>>210503

The perfect Mutt

>>210505

I want to know what the official name for that cunt smasher move is.

can someone link me the neet discord server?

>>210507

discord.gg/uPhsfcp

Not talented or anything but im good at making drone ambient sfx and noise with basic fruity loops tools and just a few samples like kicks or high hats. A few synths can do also.

>>210510

everyone is good at something

>>210504

Oh stop, you're being too kind again!

>>210511

NK's good at wanking.

>>210511

what an honor hearing that out of the mouth of the blowjob champion

>>210514

Whose the Load swallor champion?

>>210515

woody fox

>>210464

I am glad you are feeling impressed.

>>210471

>Any non-white would be going down regardless of evidence.

What a complete plonker you are.

>>210518

I don't care what you think.

>Meanwhile at Hues

https://efukt.com/20940_Brazillian_Fucks_600_Men_For_Nothing!.html

>tfw 31.3 degrees inside 34 outside

NK why don't you have a catchy wanking tune?

https://efukt.com/21213_Horribly_Catchy_Musical_Pornography.html

>>210522

He's got that ice cream truck melody. Works every time.

Also NK have ever had this "the only smellz" problem?

https://efukt.com/21049_It's_Only_Smellz.html

Aboriginals have two nostrils, one for leaded and one for unleaded.

Question: How many NEETs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

>>210526

none, we would all be too lazy

>>210527

I saw my mother today. She told me that my sister called the local mental health people on her and tried to get her detained again. The mental health people visited her but didn't detain her. That is why I didn't call them myself, I knew that my mother isn't bad enoough to get detained right now.

My mother is thrilled with her victory over them and my "bitch" sister.

>>210527

Thanks m8, it keeps me going. It disrupted my rhythm around Christmas when I didn't get the Friday picture because you posted earlier in the week.

>>210293

It has been ok lately.

>>210529

The answer was 'none we would get mummybot to do it for us' so you are pretty much right.

Fucking afterhours phone.

I was sending out participant rosters and accidentally sent a roster to the wrong participant, the one that received it it a fucking board member.

I had to send one support worker her roster 8 times because they changed so fucking much today and yesterday.

>>210534

You need a job that you don't bring home with you. You have taken on too much stress.

>>210530

NK?

>>210536

I replied to him by accident.

>>210319

I like this sweater more than the other.

>>210327

The crust is the worst part.

>>210537

Thank you for the clarification.

>>210541

If your NEET lore was up to standard you wouldn't have needed it. But I did make a mistake with my reply link so I deigned to explain.

>>210363

They do, they no doubt cost more.

Not that I would ever dream of spending an instant elsewhere, but what other imageboard like forums are there out there besides 8ch and 4chan?

>>210544

Efukt forums?

>>210398

>carbonara

It was a tuna fettuccine

>>210404

There is no shame

>>210420

He has two left hands.

>>210522

Because every wank is unique

>>210427

Yeah, I heard that too. I have only been clothes shopping a couple times in the past year and that was to get my suits.

>>210432

He filled them with chicken.

>>210445

That looks almost identical to NK's hair.

>>210547

I can't have you see me in this condition. You are expecting Jude Law.

>>210548

Frogs are ambiphibious.

The right to bear wanks will not be infringed

>>210555

Dog wanks are more common around here.

>>210539

Yes, we all need to be government workers.

>>210551

An empty carb can't be filled, only accompanied.

>>210559

NO, shes a dirty whore who cares

The ex-owner of this site paid $300 for unlimited licence to use this content and they got pissed off when they found out how he was using it:

https://efukt.com/2341_The_Orgasm_Of_Death.html

>>210559

No

https://efukt.com/20590_Suicide_By_Dildo.html

>>210559

Cheeky monkey grin.

>>210559

what is the male equivalent of filters?

we need this intel to help with gf19

>>210561

didn't watch it, it would just be complete garbage, anything from that site is crap

>>210564

Loads of ugly bitches use them on dating sites, if they don't have at least one normal photo that's not on some angle they're mongs

>>210565

Garbage you say?

https://efukt.com/21091_Water,_Knives_and_Used_Toilet_Paper.html

>>210568

Toot sweets, a nice little number.

>>210568

I would rather watch this, which I do, great sound, great video, fun story 10/10 for me

https://efukt.com/20936_LOL:_Dude_Kills_Fly_During_Rough_Anal.html

>>210569

that was fun

>>210570

well , they say everyone finds entertainment on their own intellectual level so good for you m8

>>210530

Fuck, did you ever discuss it with your sister?

>>210573

No, none of them have my phone number. I don't like to deal with them.

>>210542

>deigned

>>210572

https://efukt.com/20988_13_Most_Ridiculous_Orgasms_Ever.html

>>210553

I have no expectations.

>>210575

You deigned on muscles last knight.

>>210554

HAH!!! Very good.

>>210578

They were thick and slightly salty.

>>210580

Usually they just taste of soap. But it depends where you eat.

The threads going all purple again …

tfw will never be a kid again watching wholesome childhood movies

>>210582

https://efukt.com/21008_Broken_Dreams,_Broken_Buttholes.html

Poo wank

Exposed aboriginal ejaculation

What did you get from Dan's NK?

>>210589

Got herpes from a 60 year old boong by the dumplsters

Tfw no Jewish tram gf

>>210592

She's burnt out m8

Noah Webster is usually credited with creating American spellings that have fewer letters than British spellings such as color and flavor, and canceled is the recommended spelling in a Webster's 1898 dictionary, but this Ngram appears to show that canceled only overtook cancelled in American books in the early 1980s.

>>210594

>a dick

If you can't see the Adam's apple, a John surprise awaits you.

nasty noongar nuptials

>>210598

Good onya NEET

excellent musician here:

@dannyocoulson

https://www.alignable.com/aledo-tx/coulson-and-associates

coulsonsecure.com

>>210600

you sold me at the flag friend

please don't shill without reason or context

>>210602

Sweet dreams my sweet NEET

>>210602

Gook night.

>>210605

Goof night walrus.

>>210605

Good night.

>>210607

>>210606

Thank you NEETs. Much love to you.

Just wanna wank to ladyboys

>>210609

That's a new one.

>>210610

May be he's transforming into John?

>>210611

Maybe we all are.

>>210605

Sweet dreams my delectable NEET, in my eyes you have already achieved Jude bod 2019

>>210613

xx

>>210613

>>210614

You two need a private canoodling thread

Mods have gone to bed. TIME TO BE NAUGHTY!

Any NEET caught being naughty will be forced to partake in the canoodling.

>>210279

I can sing half decent.>>210314

>>210314

Servo

>>210335

Broke mine today. Feel like a failure

>goon

Ended up staying in Sydenay after uni tests neets. Did better on the maths. Just been hanging out at my wealthy friends place near bondi. Feel like a priveleged neet.

NO!

Me and the misso have just discussed children seriously for the first time. She always said she wasn't very interested but I got it out of her.

Desire to breed intensities

HEY HEY NK !

HOW MANY BOONGS DID YOU RAPE TODAY ?

Big day tomorrow. Night Night NEETs

>>210564

>male equivalent of filters

money?

>>210620

None

Had to get an uber home from a mates house and it a was a negro driving, wasn't worth raping him.

Friends had been drinking since 12pm so I gave them some dexies to keep them awake

>>210626

Morning!

Fucked up my nofap streak last night. Might start wearing boxing gloves to bed.

Good Morning NEETs

>>210626

Hit the day running. i like it.

>>210627

you might as well wank all day since you broke it and start again tomorrow.

>>210626

>>210627

>>210628

Goon / Good Morning NEETs!

>>210630

Chopin has such nice music, although i prefer Liszt, but it is still relaxing.

>>210632

Yes.

That recording was adjusted to 432Hz as opposed to the traditional 440Hz. That's an interesting rabbit hole to jump down if you've a spare hour or two.

>>210633

I do have a spare day (maybe) but i aint going to look in to it. i just downloaded Kotor 2, so im going to play that.

>>210634

I had to look that up. It looks quite good.

>>210635

I've finished it before but since the game was rushed out at release a lot of the quests and i think a whole planet plot line was cut. So all the assets they made for the game where still in folders so there is a mod that restores all the cut content.

>>210619

Ah fuck, welcome to the headache.

>>210619

Can you afford a couple of children at this point in time? They're very expensive.

>>210625

>I gave them some dexies to keep them awake

Shameful display you should've sold them

>>210633

>(((432Hz)))

There's a reason why the nazi's introduced 440hz.

>>210640

It's not that simple.

>>210640

https://roelhollander.eu/en/tuning-frequency/goebbels-and-440/

>>210640

>>210641

32 sounds better.

>>210644

Yes. Also makes 'clearer' wave patterns in water if that makes sense.

>>210645

I guess how it harmonises with itself.

>>210642

>>210644

>>210645

It turns out that by tuning A4 to 442.385 hz, F#6 will come out to exactly 1488 hz. We have discovered the /pol/ approved tuning.

>>210647

I suspect /pol/acks would be more approving of Pythagorean tuning.

>>210647

>tuning to f sharp

i doubt it.

>>210648

Because they're autists?

>>210648

When I used to mess about with guitars, I used to hate the B string because it wasn't in the same ratio as the others.

>>210648

>>210647

Hey heres am idea guys.

You want us to shut up about jews how about you leave out the bitchy /pol/ comments.

I have no problem returning to shitting in the left full time here if you keep it up.

>>210652

>left full time here if you keep it up.

That's going to cause a lot of sperg outs, but it might be what is needed.

I blame the water

>>210650

That was what I was getting at.

>>210652

Calm down little fella. I'm an inhabitant of /pol/ and /pol/ack is used there regularly.

>>210652

>>210653

>I have no problem returning to shitting in the left full time here if you keep it up.

What does this mean? im genuinely confused.

>>210658

oh never mind it is meant to be shitting on the left

Remember NEETs semen is the cure to all of lifes problems