/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

and the rash lives on.

Should a NEET beat his meat in the heat on the street for a treat ?

>>209533

The rash will persist until Karen returns.

Fuck ice cream, have a Zooper Dooper.

>>209535

Karen puts the lotion on his bum or else she gets the hose again

>>209534

The street for the NEET to beat his meat for a cold goon treat.

three for twenty eight after eight overs

go renegades!

>>209535

Fantastic! I hope it spreads to other NEETs.

>>209523

Good thread OP.

>>209538

I would greet that NEET beating meet in the street with a goon treat if I could eat a stew of meat because I'm elite.

>>209542

But would you NEET from Crete such a meat stew treat instead of your NEET meat?

>>209542

Suck goon from my teats, you dumb dumb NEETs.

After 4 months of trying NEETs i finally did, i

>>209544

>tfw still left out by Clive

>>209546

Fuck NEET that's hot!

>>209549

J U S T

>>209456

Sixers are an absolute joke of a team

hurricanes, strikers and heat are the NEET man's teams

>>209546

You disgust me

People like you should be

>>209552

wow, that's a bit harsh m8

Poo

>>209555

they were lesbians anyway m8

>>209555

Better luck next time. you should have taken pics

>>209557

I really should have

>>209555

Nice digits m8 and may be next time for GF2018.

>>209558

I am disappointed. Are you a Tits or Ass man?

>>209559

>tfw no time machine gf

>>209559

>GF2018

That would be quite impossible.

>>209560

both

Been thinking about aboriginal anal

>>209563

You clearly are a NEET of high standards.

>>209564

Thinking HARD about it ?

>>209566

Pretty dam hard

I discovered a porn star I like with an amazing bum so I've been doing the opposite of nofap

>tfw made 6 /Aus/pol's

Fuck that site.

Found this on the Urban Dictionary and edited:

>NK was so spun on dexies, he wanked for 6 hours straight before he crashed violently into a languid stupor.

>>209568

>IKTF

>>209570

Is that the definition of "Jewboong" ?

>>209572

Umm… no

>>209572

We could each have a family pack from McDonald's.

Sex tourism general

>>209576

I have been thinking Vietnam tbh

>>209573

I have researching NK's life.

>>209568

Well who is it?

>>209578

Be careful, we never found the bottom half of the last researcher.

>>209577

There is this cute Vietnamese girl who works at the local bakery.

>>209580

He's probably preserved in a better place. I'll keep an eye out though.

>>209581

begone boomer

>>209581

I want orgies m8, I have unrealistic and most likely dissatisfying dreams.

>>209585

Disgusting prostitute.

>>209555

Trains a good place to sniff petrol and get money off cunts

Pull ya fuckin head in NEET

>>209586

Do you wonder how much milage she has left on her anus before she gets a colostomy bag?

>>209588

Sort yourself out

>>209589

If I zoom in closely will I see his reflection?

>>209586

Lol, yep

>tfw disgusting prostitute fetish

Who here has a foot fetish?

>>209596

Just microwave it m8

>>209596

Don't nuke it unless you have to

Put it in a paper bag in the cupboard, weathers warm it'll be good in a day or 2

>>209598

His degenerate ways cannot wait mate

Boong in heart, boong in soul.

>>209596

It is good that you have made a friend at work. Not so good that he is a degenerate, but it is better than nothing.

There's been so much neet firing recently I can't keep track. Who's actually lost their jobs?

>>209597

Nah I have a half ounce still so I'm not desperate, I'll probably hang it in the shed since it's hot and dark in there

>>209603

>dark in there

The storage cave

>>209603

When I used to grow years back I'd dry for a week and cure for 2 weeks.

The pot I kept for myself I'd cure for 2 months, It gets heaps nicer

>>209603

When I wank, I'd wank uninterrupted for a week and cum for 2 weeks.

The cum tissues I kept for myself I'd cure for 2 months, It gets heaps nicer.

>>209607

I have a dog though.

>>209608

Wash it's penis.

>>209609

yeah get all that Smegma off

>>209610

One of the NEETs would love that.

Oh and this exchange called cryptopia got hacked and I had a bunch of crypto on there.

JUST

>>209613

R A P E D

>>209613

How much?

>>209612

Don't think of it as personal and psychological collapse…think of it as being one step closer to DSP

>>209616

It's only a matter of time until he picks up his GF2018.

>>209616

If I go into cenno and staple my balls to the counter do you think they'll give me DSP ?

>>209613

This is what happens to naughty goyim who think they can use currencies that haven't been approved by (((the proper authorities)))

>>209618

That only gives you a temporary exemption.

>>209620

Temporary till they find a staple remover ?

>>209621

Exactly.

>>209618

m8, that's how I got mine. Although the rules have been tightened since then.

>>209623

Huh, might have to use a rivet gun then

I'm down to me fucking kief lads

Made the misso dinner and won her back but I'm out of piss and it's not yet 10

>>209625

Make mad passionate love to her to wear yourself out and go to sleep m8

>>209625

Give up your booze and drugs and start being a responsible adult.

>>209627

G'night m8

>>209627

Nighty Night

>>209625

I keep telling you about the importance of making up with GookLady. She'll be there soon once you call her.

>>209624

You can try but they are use to these stunts…

Anyone itt have depression

>>209634

C H I N K E D

>>209635

There's a small depression in my front lawn

Anyone itt impressed?

>>209637

#MeToo

>>209640

You're such a cutie!

>>209640

Looks like the before picture of that NEET who shaved his head.

>>209642

>>209641

*He's

>>209642

Kek, I have more snot under my nose

>>209640

A tablespoon of concrete a day would help you.

>>209645

Thanks for always being there for us m8

>>209648

>that file name

>>209648

That nigger always makes me laugh.

If I ever see him I'd probably shake his hand

then wash mine

>>209650

Would soap really do anything m8?

>>209652

Would it really clean everything?

>>209653

No, you're right.

If thine hand hath got blackened then cut him off.

It shall be done.

>>209653

Drink the bleach to be extra sure

>>209656

I find that Asian girl slightly disturbing

G'night m8

>>209656

Night, hopefully I fall asleep at some point.

>tfw depressed

>>209659

Have you tried not being depressed ?

>>209656

Goodnight oriental fancier.

I'm more baked than a barbeque shape right now

>>209656

Too much implied consent

>>209627

Good night recruitment NEET

>>209662

Are you sure you're not fried?

>>209666

checkii-u9ogudt5g bv /,,,

>>209669

I will try to remember but if I don't Happy Birthday.

I thought at the time that would be the point of no return and however I was then would be what I'd have to learn to get use to but I think that was the point where my life did a big turn around.

It's not the end of the world, 25 is like the millennial version of 18. You better pull your finger out though if you haven't. Life waits for no-one.

There's people talking and walking around the streets, plus it's really hot.

Shit mix for trying to get to sleep.

Need to fire up like cruisey did.

Morning all.

Got up at 4.30. Barely slept all night on account of the heat.

science neet here.

what would you do if you learned you were actually retarded?

>>209674

get a second opinion

>>209635

yes

Fuck, it's neary 6am again. Night Night NEETs.

>>209544

>TFW no text

Also gotta kek at what it says

Morning NEETs, slept terrible.

>>209681

I thought it was hard to join the army if you were a NEET.

>>209673

>>209682

>>209683

Goon / Good Morning NEETs.

>>209683

>>209684

Good morning.

>>209672

That is very kind but at times it feels more like burning out.

>>209686

Good morning my friend. Don't panic.

>>209686

Is it time to panic?

>>209691

Panic that you're not going to make your 9:00 am appointment at Dan's?

>>209691

Yes I would Kent.

>>209692

Yes because Dan gives out harsh punishments.

>>209693

Is it time to crack each others heads open and feast on the goo inside?

Dan will always reschedule for you.

my pee smells like poo!

>>209695

distinct lack of goo in some cases

>>209690

>I hope I don't get any withdrawal symptoms

You'll feel distracted shitty and a bit headachey for a few days

>>209699

An evil prophesy.

That NEET who has an account on Seeking Arrangement: Have you ever contacted any of them?

Do not seek an arrangement. Where is your dignity?

What a chaotic rush. Time to wage.

>>209703

Have a nice day. See you when you get back.

>>209702

I'm just curious what the going rate is for most of them vs conventional prostitution.

From the profiles I've looked at, many are plain at best, uneducated, and seemingly unworthy of any sort of 'lifestyle' being provided for them.

>>209705

It is probably because the men on there are moderately wealthy as in like $150k a year so no 10/10 will go for them when they can get someone who is on like $400k+ a year. as for prostitution i have no idea.

>>209704

It's going to be a long day, I have a sign up at 5:30 this afternoon so I probably won't be home until 8.

boob backwards is

dood

>>209707

Make sure you take some time out for yourself. They can't expect you to work yourself to death.

I just ate a couple of Balfours chicken and vegetable pies. They were dreadful. Way too salty. It is all I could taste. Balfours has really been left behind. A terrible company.

glenelg backwards is glenelg

Hard rape

>>209713

>>209714

Goon morning.

>>209709

i've noticed this board likes shilling for mister murphy™

juice?

>>209713

holy shit!

melbourne backwards is still gay

bundoora sideways is abo porn

>>209722

Do you ever have that

>want to comb NK's hair feel?

NK is going bald the poor bugger.

>>209726

North Korea is going bald?

>>209728

I wouldn't be surprised if the famine intensifies.

>>209728

its the latest fashion trend

>>209731

You have added too much favouring sachet.

does NK mean anything else on this board, though? i've seen it mentioned a couple of times.

t.newfag

>>209733

>newfag

How new are you? How did you find this board?

>>209735

is that your answer?

I just finished playing through Black Mesa again. I really like the bit where you are in the reactor with the deep blue water. Feels like a swimming pool. Really good atmosphere. A very good game.

>>209733

Lurk more you will find out the answer eventually, like i did.

>>209735

i've known about the board for a while but not sure how. probably saw on the fron page.

i haven't lurked though and probably shitposted a few times but never really lurked.

>>209738

or i could just ask. like i'm doing now.

is it some kind of secret?

>>209733

Nightmares

>>209740

Watch this classic and you may understand.

>>209741

i'm not seeing it

>>209743

k

>>209743

>6:03

tl,dw. just tell me.

>>209745

Get out you cunt.

NK

Neet Keno

??

>>209746

board owner was seen yesterday suggesting that he advertise his board on /pol/ because he said "this place needs new blood"

>>209750

he said /auspol/ which is not the same thing.

>>209750

We need the right blood, not AIDS-infected blood.

>>209751

whatever. same principle.

>>209752

i asked a simple question.

>>209750

That definitely cant be right, he hates any mention of the jews here

>>209755

>he hates any mention of the jews here

He probably wouldn't appreciate any of my gay porn then.

>>209757

as in lesbians?

>>209755

i remembered the board wrong. he did say /auspol/, not /pol/.

be that as it may, i asked a fairly simple question and i'm running out of interest.

>>209756

dan murphy abo porn night mare?

yea nah fuck it.

>>209683

Depends how autistic you are, just get some basic fitness, apply to join, go to a YOU session, see what roles look good and go from there. Just don't be some sperg and have a little confidence. Also DFR will lie to you, so do some real research on roles. Also it will probably take a while since you likely cis white scum.

>>209759

Your interest means nothing

>>209760

i wasnt planning on joining or anything this is just what i heard.

>neet king

wouldn't have killed you to simply say that

bye

>>209763

>wouldn't have killed you to simply say that

You dont know that, his power is something to be feared.

>>209763

Don't come back.

>>209763

>wouldn't have killed you to simply say that

Could have m8

>>209768

Low quality non-aboriginal porn

>>209768

Get some goon into (You)

>>209765

Are you tempted to reach into those undies?

>>209768

This is some better posting. Nothing like some low quality porn.

>>209763

your loss, remember one of the other nice neets has been handing out free Zooper Doopers

>>209773

That NEET has never paid for drugs, not once.

>>209771

>severely

>>209775

That is a comb-over mate.

>>209775

I ''really really want to comb that hair now.

>>209776

You never told us what happened when you went on grindr.

>>209779

He now has a colostomy bag, leave it at that

>>209775

Im pretty sure that is Boong pubes you have glue to your head.

>>209780

Sounds like he had a good time.

>>209779

tbh I was too creepy and went too fast into the relationships with people I wanted to meet. Probably from a lack of experience but they wanted to chat and meet up though, but they blocked or ignored me? The creepy over 50 crowd kept sending dick pics, which meant I blocked them and one guy was getting closer to where I lived turn off all location settings immediately if you use any of these apps. I got a torso picture from some random as well who was older than me, but I do not want to be dominated in a relationship. I want a nice sensual relationship with cuddling and fucking that goes both ways. There were also some underage prostitutes on there who wanted work, which creepy since that would attract the worst kind of people.

>>209775

I'm concerned about the seemingly tidy state of your vehicle

>>209784

He has to clean out the evidence regularly.

Feel like buying some choccie milk neetos

>>209783

Isn't grindr just for hookups? I don't know if it is wise to try and find a relationship on there.

>>209787

gays are just for hookups tbh

>>209775

>Camera angle carefully positioned to hide the yarmulke

>>209787

>Isn't grindr just for hookups?

It is and that is what I was trying to do. The end goal was working towards a relationship, but you need those interpersonal skills of understanding how to talk and connect with others to start relationships that can you can build upon. Grindr is a good way of meeting a bunch of people fast and building on parts of those skills of identifying who is a creep and who you could begin a relationship with. It was a good learning experience to push those boundaries, but it is not something I am as interested in now as I was before I started.

>>209788

I like you. You can stay.

>>209791

Why can't you just hang around parklands and toilet blocks like other degenerate faggots?

>>209792

He's been here for a long time now

>>209793

Because I don't want to meet people like you?

>>209794

that's true. I even posted in the neet gens back on /aus/ before this board was made and we all went here. it'll be quite a bit over a year at this point, won't it?

I have bought a ticket in tonight's Powerball. $100 million up for grabs. This could be our NEET commune.

>>209797

>our NEET commune

One powerball and I'm outta here

If I got the full 100 mil I'd probably buy you guys a goon and some kfc

>>209796

This board is over a year old now so it certainly is. You're here forever, neeto.

>>209797

We could have our neet submarine by now if all the lottery ticket money from the previous four years had instead been wisely invested

>>209799

We could have our NEET commune now if the goon money from the 4 years had been saved

>>209800

But it would be populated by ghosts

>>209799

oh boy, how time flies. i bet i told myself i'd get a job back then. it's okay though, i'll get one tomorrow. or maybe i'll just wait for lotto neet to win instead.

>>209801

That is true

Thirsty goon seeking ghosts

>>209802

As a neet who actually followed through on such a commitment, it's not worth it at all

>>209804

Just what I needed to hear. Thanks for rousing me from this unpleasant fever dream. I can always count on you fellas.

>>209803

The perfect place for pacman to do his stuff.

Imagine if we had a fun an productive time at our NEET commune

>>209807

sounds gayer than a council meeting

>>209807

it would devolve into a total shitshow with some neets refusing to pull their weight

The NEET commune would need to be run with a firm hand and strict discipline. Corporal punishment would need to be meted out to lazy NEETs.

>>209811

No need for unnecessary violence, simply take away all forms of chicken from them until they contribute.

>>209810

Some neets have more weight to pull

>>209812

The physical punishments would also serve as a sexual release for more perverted NEETs.

>>209814

Or rewards

>>209813

Executive NEETs would not be allowed at the commune. They would put too much stress on the furniture and structures.

What mental health services would be available in the commune?

>>209817

There would be a suicide booth and that is all.

>>209817

REEEing classes for suppressed and repressed neets

>>209819

What about the depressed?

>>209818

It would have to be very intuitively made. No one would want to clean it and no one would want to use it if the corpses just kept piling on and stinking up the place.

>>209820

There could be a wank booth next to the suicide booth but it would have to be intuitively made as well. Perhaps recycling could be the solution to that problem. How do plants react to semen? Make the wank booth a greenhouse and use semen as fertilizer.

>>209823

She's an idiot

>>209823

That must be fake. why was someone recording?

Nothing quite as discouraging as seeing how shit the outlook is for your planned future career.

fuck whirlpool

>>209826

I told you there wasn't much work in shark wrestling m8

Should have stuck to the abbo handlers degree

>>209826

they are bitter and negative people. Do not heed what they say.

>>209828

This. Vast majority also do not speak with any experience or authority on whatever the subject is.

>>209832

You will get diabetes.

Big dirty grog bog at a highway servo

>>209834

Take the opportunity to reflect upon the state of your life.

Entirely liquid goon poo

seriously thought I wouldn't make it and would have to suit myself in the car

>>209836

You're full of suit

>>209836

No stains?

>>209839

You should have a wank to celebrate

>>209839

Well done mate. Stay strong.

>>209840

He should not.

>>209743

The scene at the bus stop with the boong is a very deep and significant one, it portrays the deep spilt in NK's identity between his true traditional noongar roots and the whitefulla person he's adopted to fool us.

>>209839

Time to go visit the wankhaus

31 degrees today in Shitbourne, might go buy a powerball ticket.

>>209843

NK is a very deep and spiritual man, caught between two worlds.

>>209844

A tale of two wanks

>>209839

Good work mate.

I too went another night without a pull.

Haven't noticed any super powers yet, but am probably sneaking more glances at IRL sheilas.

Also the lady at the newsagent told me my lotto ticket was the winning one. Surely she wouldn't lie to me?

>>209850

Stay wagin' I guess…

>>209852

Disgusting.

>>209852

butthole

No lunch post from my boy Cruisey. I hope he is not having a stressful day.

I just finished reading the thrawn trilogy, it was good.

>>209855

maybe he had a healthy lunch that he couldn't post about.

>>209857

Or immigration finally caught up with his misso and deported her.

When elected, United Australia Party will ban unsolicited political text messages which Labor & Liberal have allowed. Auth http://www.unitedoz.net/

The bantz of this cunt

>>209855

I had no time to post

>>209856

Yeah they are pretty good. the new ThraWN BOOKS ARE SHIT.

BO can you please ban post 209902 if the poster fails to acknowledge their palandromic digits?

>>209862

*palindromic

>>209859

>The bantz of this cunt

We need more executive leaders tbh

>>209859

He is pretty good.

>>209861

I wasnt planning on reading them. i was planning on reading the Jedi academy trilogy next.

Gonna win the 100mil bros

>>209867

Me, not you.

>>209867

Not if I win cunt, when I win I can stop being a wagie and finally return to the NEET life.

>>209867

can you buy me some new pants if you win?

>>209869

If I win, I'm not going to resign immediately. I'm going to become as utterly retarded as possible and see how far I can push things before they sack me.

>>209870

I would but they would have to come from the Mr Big section at Target.

>>209867

can you buy me some piss bottles if you win?

I'm running out, and I don't want to have to leave the cave

Horrified Aboriginal wank

>>209876

>>209873

i would prefer it from Johnny Bigg but if i have to go to target i will.

>>209878

Ed Shearer is having a going out of business sale.

>>209877

Beautiful NEET King

>>209879

Isn't that the singing britbing ranga

>>209881

the clothing chain maybe i have the name wrong i dont know anymore

>>209878

>Johnny Bigg

I would let you pick two items online and everything else would come from Target or an a physical store so we can fit them on together

>>209880

That's

>Meanwhile at NK's

>>209872

>balancing a can on your leg

Very risky behaviour, neet

>>209883

I love the idea of executive NEETs going on a shopping trip. The other shoppers would tremble before us.

>>209886

perfect for that aboriginal porn collection

i wonder how long some NEETs here have search the internet for the perfect aboriginal picture.

>>209890

the tale goes that neet king accidentally deleted the only copy of it during an intense goon binge

>>209892

I reckon those two would make beautiful kids together.

i dont like abbos

The first white settlers got a lot of boong pussy

>>209895

Why?

>>209895

abbos don't like you neither