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NEET General #278 - Beat The Heat Edition NEET 01/16/19 (Wed) 08:45:27 No.209523 [View All]

It's rather hot, isn't it NEETs? I'd recommend having an icecream or maybe some icy cold goon if you want to beat the heat.

OLD: >>208778

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NEET 01/17/19 (Thu) 21:50:19 No.210237

File: c4699947828d300⋯.jpg (66.64 KB,852x480,71:40,nom.jpg)

>>210232

We might have to lower our standards a bit, and start off with something like this

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NEET 01/17/19 (Thu) 21:50:50 No.210238

>>210235

I aim to please. I was not expecting to wake up an hour late though and feeling groggy.

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NEET 01/17/19 (Thu) 21:51:36 No.210239

>>210237

>Seppo trailer park tier

Yeah nah.

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NEET 01/17/19 (Thu) 21:53:19 No.210240

>>210233

Does the restaurant have an online menu?

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NEET 01/17/19 (Thu) 21:54:29 No.210241

We could all move to Italy and drive out the normies in this village: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jan/17/italian-town-sambuca-sicily-dozens-homes-for-sale-one-euro?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=twt_b-gdnnews&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1547751561

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NEET 01/17/19 (Thu) 21:55:22 No.210242

>>210241

Sicily is mafia turf.

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NEET 01/17/19 (Thu) 21:55:57 No.210243

>>210242

They kill one of our guys, we kill ten of theirs. Bada boom bada bing! Capiche?

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NEET 01/17/19 (Thu) 21:59:29 No.210244

15 min late so far, need to rush now.

Have a good one.

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NEET 01/17/19 (Thu) 22:02:09 No.210245

File: e586535523c7bfd⋯.jpg (5.9 MB,4160x3120,4:3,IMG_20190117_144237.jpg)

>>210166

Yeh vb wasn't that nice

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NEET 01/17/19 (Thu) 22:23:27 No.210246

>>210244

Have a nice day. See you when you get back. Try and post a cheerless depressing lunch pic today please. It is all I can wank to any more.

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NEET 01/17/19 (Thu) 22:46:06 No.210247

>>210172

Dan doesn't say kek

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NEET 01/17/19 (Thu) 22:47:38 No.210248

>>210199

I have to drink decaff coffee because you can't take dexies and caffeine at the same time

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NEET 01/17/19 (Thu) 22:56:57 No.210249

File: 11e81efe03d1dc0⋯.png (118.92 KB,757x474,757:474,LordDan.png)

>>210247

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NEET 01/17/19 (Thu) 23:18:07 No.210250

>>210248

Surely 60mg of caffeine is nothing compared to what the dexi meth is doing?

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NEET 01/17/19 (Thu) 23:19:04 No.210251

>>210250

Pretty much: https://www.drugs.com/drug-interactions/caffeine-with-dextroamphetamine-450-0-843-0.html

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NEET 01/17/19 (Thu) 23:20:58 No.210252

Lovely little morning shower in the humid weather today.

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NEET 01/17/19 (Thu) 23:21:32 No.210253

>>210252

Golden.

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NEET 01/17/19 (Thu) 23:26:59 No.210254

>>210253

Oak.

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NEET 01/17/19 (Thu) 23:31:45 No.210255

>>210254

Fruity

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NEET 01/17/19 (Thu) 23:44:45 No.210256

>tfw unwell

Had to do a fasting blood test this morning and almost fainted. Got up to stand on the weight and said "I feel light headed". Lost my vision completely and took 20 minutes or more before I could physically get myself to leave.

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NEET 01/17/19 (Thu) 23:48:01 No.210257

Desperately waiting for a call back about a job

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NEET 01/17/19 (Thu) 23:49:04 No.210258

>>210257

Go to Dan's and he'll prescribe you something to help make the time flow faster.

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NEET 01/17/19 (Thu) 23:50:13 No.210259

>>210258

>Dr Dan, Time Lord

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NEET 01/17/19 (Thu) 23:58:10 No.210260

File: 3db736da399acba⋯.jpg (79.05 KB,940x627,940:627,227.jpg)

>Ngiyampaa elder Beryl Carmichael says her water isn't fit to drink

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NEET 01/17/19 (Thu) 23:59:56 No.210261

>>210260

I wouldn't drink some old boong ladies "water" anyway

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NEET 01/18/19 (Fri) 00:08:39 No.210262

>>210260

Tell her to go on the goon or boong standard if she's worried about her weight

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NEET 01/18/19 (Fri) 00:16:31 No.210263

Goon morning

>>210174

I have many computer skills from being a hikki since I was 14. I would get a job but muh degrees and muh experience.

>>210188

My dog loses it with thunder too, starts shaking and opens the closet door to hide in there.

>>210230

Fuck, thats some bad luck m8. Sounds like it's rigged tbh.

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NEET 01/18/19 (Fri) 00:39:27 No.210264

I am back in from today's power rack session. I was doing my pitching practice afterwards and disaster struck. I missed the mattress and the ball went through the shed window. Glass everywhere. I couldn't find the ball afterwards either. It must have gone over the fence and been lost in the mass of ivy over there.

After the disaster I picked myself up and threw another bucket of balls. I can't let myself be deterred.

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NEET 01/18/19 (Fri) 00:40:58 No.210265

>>210263

I wish all my doggo did was hide when there was thunder. Instead he tries to dig through the carpet or tries to dig through all the cables behind the computer. I have to get up to stop him I have no choice.

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NEET 01/18/19 (Fri) 00:44:41 No.210266

I just had sex

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NEET 01/18/19 (Fri) 00:45:07 No.210267

>>210266

LIAR!

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NEET 01/18/19 (Fri) 00:45:48 No.210268

>>210264

Now you have a garden tap AND a window to replace.

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NEET 01/18/19 (Fri) 00:46:54 No.210269

>>210268

I don't think I will bother replacing the window.

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NEET 01/18/19 (Fri) 00:47:41 No.210270

>>210269

Could use that aperature to install the airconditioner for the Possums.

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NEET 01/18/19 (Fri) 00:56:57 No.210271

File: ea32039698572d9⋯.png (509.2 KB,477x700,477:700,ClipboardImage.png)

>>210209

>>210211

I will recruit NKs cousin to deal with Cricketchad

26 degrees today in Shitbourne, should go check if I won the powerball.

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NEET 01/18/19 (Fri) 00:57:12 No.210272

>>210264

You're becoming a hardened warrior

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NEET 01/18/19 (Fri) 00:59:26 No.210273

>>210271

Someone in Sydney won it.

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NEET 01/18/19 (Fri) 01:00:58 No.210274

>>210266

gross.

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NEET 01/18/19 (Fri) 01:02:02 No.210275

>>210273

Maybe I still won a few hundred, that would be nice.

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NEET 01/18/19 (Fri) 01:06:21 No.210276

File: 6c7fb1c32d2d5cc⋯.jpg (62.71 KB,720x960,3:4,5fb33f18f3a3ca49bb1b01a972….jpg)

Time for some tasty African goon NEETs

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NEET 01/18/19 (Fri) 01:07:10 No.210277

>>210276

That's for sambos.

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NEET 01/18/19 (Fri) 01:08:29 No.210278

>>210275

>>210276

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NEET 01/18/19 (Fri) 01:09:44 No.210280

NEW THREAD

>>210279

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NEET 01/18/19 (Fri) 01:11:30 No.210281

File: ed2072accdc6ec3⋯.jpg (42.45 KB,474x608,237:304,download (72).jpg)

>>210277

It's for him

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NEET 01/18/19 (Fri) 01:13:29 No.210282

File: 9874e47eb1f1764⋯.png (1.15 MB,1366x442,683:221,ClipboardImage.png)

>>210281

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NEET 01/18/19 (Fri) 01:16:09 No.210283

>>210281

Why not call it just Coon's?

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NEET 01/18/19 (Fri) 01:17:11 No.210284

Big

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NEET 01/18/19 (Fri) 01:17:20 No.210285

Abo

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NEET 01/18/19 (Fri) 01:17:26 No.210286

bum

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NEET 01/18/19 (Fri) 01:17:28 No.210287

Poo

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