/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>156575

I just replay old ones over and over.

=-SUTHO SHIRE==

MUSTANG

>>156584

FUCK

I wonder if NK was conceived on Christmas Day

I failed to make the bum rash post, I am sorry if I disappointed you because I disappointed myself.

>Hate my work, every day is suffering

>Having no job strikes fear in my heart

fml

>>156588

Christmas rape.

>>156588

If he did people would be crying their hearts out under their beds on the 25th of december, not exchanging gifts.

>>156590

Can you hold out and find another job?

>>156595

>tfw no poon

>>156594

I don't think so

>>156595

Wisdom

>>156598

You're dehydrated

>>156598

Better composure, clean the toilet and eat more of those snack packs to create even bigger poos.

>>156598

28 years and never a single decent poo.

>>156578

>tfw we will never forget his birthday now

>>156600

Where's the mustang?

>>156604

>>156598

You need more grain and roughage in your diet

>>156606

I have mentioned this to him many times, also more meat.

>>156602

I do unique poos

NK how bad is the hairline receding?

>>156609

Gonna force them in the dumpster these days

>>156605

Like pottery

>>156613

*Snap*

Each day my precious collection grows bigger.

>>156611

Don't you set-up a rape trap?

>>156619

mius front or something.

Morning lads. It's time for the gym.

>>156621

Gotta work out those big pom legs

>>156622

Those were manlet legs.

>>156623

I'm not a manlet, I'm 5'11".

>>156620

thanks

>>156616

Only so many people go near the dumpster, usually I just end up raping illegal dumpster who throw their trash in

>>156623

They were pretty solid.

>>156627

Yeah they were.

>>156626

When can I request the Emu cave video?

BOOMER SATURDAY IS UPON US

>>156629

When you clean your room

>>156632

Mummybot does a lot of the cleaning these days, so that isn't a good idea.

>>156631

YOU CAN'T DODGE THE RODGE.

>tfw gotta drive 430km tomorrow

>>156636

Wank every 70km

>>156636

Are the police looking for you?

>>156637

I don't think my gf will appreciate that.

>>156638

nah.

>>156623

was a nice bulge

>>156634

Time to play driving rock music like a true boomer.

>>156641

fuck's sake, meant for >>156636

>>156639

>I don't think my gf

Why that far south?

>>156643

Romantic getaway.

>>156644

Why not Huskisson or even Vincentia?

>>156645

Further down south, Sapphire Coast is nicer and I'm stopping in at Ulladulla to see some friends, they own a cafe down there.

One of my favourite things in life is going to the local pub with my family every Friday and getting a pub dinner.

>>156647

>tfw all the comfy pubs have been turned into modern bright trendy shitboxes

>>156648

The pain of modern life.

>>156618

Have you never laid eyes upon the jewfro?

I wonder what NKs real life name is

>>156635

It does not at all feel like 260 generals have passed since that little comment chain

>>156648

My local pub is still alright but they're trying to turn it into a restaurant pub.

Then again 10 years ago people used to get knifed in the carpark so it's probably for the best.

>>156652

Nigel

>>156652

Probably some generic bible name or something

>>156652

Isaac McUnnason

>>156654

Kinda the same with my local pub now, it still dark and has the comfy 80s interior but no more stabbings.

night all

>>156658

Youth of today are so lazy, can't even be bothered stabbing each other any more

>>156659

Good night.

>>156659

G'night earlybirdNEET

>>156659

Nighty night.

>>156660

As an 30yo boomer I am surprised I never got into a pub brawl, it feels like I missed out.

I am smashing this 10 pack lads

>>156664

Good lad.

Got a developing hole on a back tooth that has eaten away at the enamel that I noticed while cleaning my teeth. It doesn't hurt but how long does it take for these things to develop?

>>156667

Neets seriously, where do I get torrents now

>>156668

Rarbg.to is good for shows and porn

>>156668

He's already told you that.

>>156667

See a dentist as soon as possible. Don't wait.

>>156670

I did get a sense of dejavu posting that

>>156673

How dare you speak to NK's dad that way

>>156290

This is worrying.

>>156295

>agent Cruise Control

heh

>>156303

I hope there is a follow up further in the gen.

>>156312

Either Sage, Caregiver or Citizen.

It is hard to judge or perceive yourself.

I am probably Citizen, I am quite average.

>>156317

>tfw one day younger than NK

There was another NEET who's bday was yesterday too.

>>156328

>any sort of personality.

Many of us don't have one of those.

>>156336

Just give her the dick. A good ol' dicking is good for the soul.

>>156349

Beautiful.

>>156357

>the AirportNEET.

We have heard you say this before.

>>156389

>Corporativism, consumerism

This is my thoughts on it too.

>>156483

Is it a new one or an old one?

>>156497

I would refuse euthanasia. The dead only know one thing, that it is better to be alive.

Even with all the suffering.

>>156514

I have a bunch of those goosebump cards and the ones where there is half a monster on each of them and you put the top half with the bottom half on the next card. I'm sure one of you remember what I'm on about. They were all crinkle cut on the edges.

>>156538

Enjoy man.

>>156581

I would not put it past some of you.

>>156589

Your fortune: bum rash

Fucked my back pretty bad

Hurts to walk

Fuck sake

>>156618

Kikes!

>>156636

Why's that?

>>156639

Oh, yeah, I remember now.

Have fun with your mates.

>tfw slightly drunk

>>156656

I call him Jason.

I bet there's at least one Jason here.

>>156692

I wrote them all in the previous gen then copy pasted them here.

>>156693

You are evolving.

Comfy aboriginal rape

>>156679

>There was another NEET who's bday was yesterday

Was it you? I didn't comprehend the references at the time.

>>156694

Feeding on (You)'s which I didn't get from the catch up.

>>156696

A few days ago someone said that they were turning 28 on Thursday and I said hat I was too.

>>156697

You didn't give me any catch-up (you)s.

>>156698

Oh shit. Happy birthday for yesterday mate. I am sorry I didn't understand.

>>156699

>>156699

>>156699

Sorry but then again, you need to ask why.

>>156701

Your standards are too high.

>>156700

Cheers. All good but today is NK's day.

Hopefully we get an elbow pic out of him.

>>156703

That would be living life executively.

>>156703

Aren't elbow pics reserved for NEETettes?

>>156703

I would prefer not to see any more of his body to be honest.

>>156705

Or a kneecap.

Post it you fucking hobgoblin.

>>156706

I would prefer to see more of his body to be honest.

My boss texted me today and asked if I wanted to go out for drinks with him tonight and that he was paying for all including an uber home.

I said no.

>>156710

Is this the gay boss?

>>156710

Why?

>>156709

Once you see that part it is forever imprinted inside you.

>>156711

Yeah.

>>156712

I prefer not to think about it.

I don't think he would try anything. I think he's just lonely and hasn't got any friends but thinks his workers are his friends. He is going out with two other workers today too.

He said it would be "a boys night out". The other two aren't gay either.

>>156710

Should've took him to Dan's for a goon and got the uber home.

>>156713

I only prefer obscure angle pictures of NK

…He just texted all good.

Right this second, after hours since I posted that I was having tea with the family.

He is here

>>156714

I would never get drunk with a gay boss tbh

>>156717

>He is here

He is not.

>>156719

>>156719

>>156719

IT'S YOU ISN'T IT ?

>>156720

Is someone getting a visit from RapeNEET?

>>156715

I am very interested in what actually will go on. I don't know how men have fun together drinking in town. Especially since he is pretty classy, I bet he takes them to a wine bar and drinks scotch.

One of the guys going doesn't even drink.

>>156717

You'll fit right in here come Monday meanneet

NK should post his face

You need to be careful about drinking in public with work colleagues. You need to be able to keep yourself under control.

>>156723

They probably just drink and talk about things. That tends to be how it works with normoes

>>156725

Imagine if he looked like a normal person though. It would ruin his entire persona

>>156726

This is good advice, drinking with work crew can get messy.

Only worth doing if they have nice tits

>>156727

NK you should make that Emu cave video

>>156729

I appreciate you too beloved NEET. Have a nice night with the two other work colleagues.

I'll see you on Tuesday and will get my head back in to work mode.

but really good night

>>156730

Sweet dreams are made of these.

FUCK YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH BOOOOOYYYYYSSSS FOOOTY DAYY

>>156732

If you are still feeling stressed on Tuesday just come to my office first thing and I will give you a full body massage. I know just how to relieve a man's tension.

Thread is now gayer than sodomy

>>156736

Us four could have an intense aboriginal orgy and it would still be less gay than those two

>>156735

I am aware you are well versed in Japanese remedial massage but if you think you know a more submersive therapy, I am a man with an open mind.

Hey NK, want to get gayer than sodomy with the NEETs?

>>156739

With him it's all power and is thus not gay

>>156730

Good night oriental fancier.

>>156740

NK is a power top.

>>156743

those "japanese" girls are actually chinese pretending to be a more desirable oriental

Getting attention from girls recently bros. Feels good. Only things I changed was my clothes and hair.

>>156745

So the clown suit is working well then ?

>>156746

on second thought, I think it's the ice cream van

Does it get better lads

>>156749

No.

>>156749

>>156748

>your clothes and hair.

You can't see personality.

What else are they supposed to be attracted to?

>>156752

Your musky manly fragrance

Evening neets

I made it to Shitney

Also holy fuck I forgot

Happy birthday nk you boong

>>156748

You can't but I can

What's a boong?

>>156756

Abo

>>156756

Noonga

>>156749

yes, so long as you keep striving

I was broke and aimless a week ago and now I've got a reliable income and an educational future for the next four years, thank God I was trying hard earlier this year or I'd be homeless right now

>>156759

Don't fuck it up

Wish I never disgraced myself so badly and I could reconcile with BO

>>156754

Evening, welcome to shitney.

>>156759

What are you apprenticing in

>>156762

I'm heading to shire tomorrow

Should I expect a riot

>>156764

Nah you'll be good.

>>156756

Koori

>>156765

Oh :(

>>156760

I dare not fail again because I now know the suffering it brings

>>156763

shit kicking and a specialised uni degree

>>156756

It's the noise abo's make when you run them over

>>156767

I think the race riot was a once in a life time thing tbh.

>>156756

Petrol nigger

>>156768

Oh so you get actual money then

>>156757

>>156758

They're a curious bunch aren't they? They don't seem as violent or troublesome as niggers despite being dumber. I've always found it interesting that there's an entire race of people who are almost all literal retards.

Post your abo greentexts lads

>>156770

Too bad cronulla aren't in the finals

Can't have a sportsball riot then

>>156774

My old man was very disappointed.

>>156773

>They don't seem as violent or troublesome

Mate

>>156773

>in joondalup

>go to Dan's

>get my goon and then notice in my car there's some rubbish I want to chuck out

>go behind the Dan's to chuck it in the dumpster

>this half abo half Jew then gangs me and rapes me

>tfw raped neet

>>156774

The boomers might riot tomorrow if the iggles lose

>>156773

One of my acquaintances is half abo, he's a top bloke.

>>156776

He's right though

How often do you here of Sudanese gang attacks but how rare the same for abos is

You here Mouri gang shit but not abos

They seem placeted like a dog, maybe its the petrol, goon and weed

Think I might make an active effort to give up the piss NEETs

Just feels dumb and embarrasing now tbh

>>156776

Of course they are, but as bad as niggers?

>>156779

I imagine 50% white DNA would do a lot for one of them

>>156778

Nobody likes collingwood though

>>156780

They're not as bad but they commit a lot of crimes and frequently assault people. There is also a lot of violence between rival mobs of abos, although since they're too retarded to use guns the worst case scenario is usually stabbings

>>156779

Nk?

Don't we have any fine quality abo porn to show our new pommy NEET ?

>>156785

Nah.

>>156784

So what you're saying is that tribal conflict has not evolved in 230 years other than getting a sharper stick to poke the other abo with

>>156786

Wish I could help but I'm hundred of kms away from my computer

she's too tight UNNA

>>156788

Booze has had its impact on the culture too, the abos of ages gone by probably didn't stumble around calling each other dogs

It just goes to show that there's more to the race debate than IQ. If it was as simple as that, abos would be the most violent, yet the negro, scoring more than a standard deviation higher on average, is far worse.

>the abo is as dumb to the negro as the negro is to the white and as the white is to the jew

By the way noticed two things about Sydney

It apparently ok to park on the left hand lane in a lot of roads so you have to avoid that lane

And there are way more brown fellas than I was expecting

>>156791

Abos aren't really anything like africans beyong being a bit brown and not being the brightest. I think pacific islanders are basically the same in terms of brainletism and not being ultra violent (except for when drunk or to their spouses)

>>156790

They probably had eating fermented finger limes and got in that though

>>156792

The art of giving aids

>>156795

Fun fact abos and nigs are two further most different races

Which was the most powerful/advanced abo tribe?

>>156797

Makes sense tbh, the americans haven't been over there as long and the africans and asians had a lot of historical contact with euros. Abos were completely isolated for a long time, like a curse in an undisturbed tomb

>>156791

Nah that would imply the nig is parasiting the abo

Its like whites v chinks really

>>156799

>long time

Only 50,000 years mate

>>156795

Islanders are some of the most niggerish people I've been around.

>>156798

Maybe the noongas

Though the Ngunwalls called a place now known as Canberra the abo word for "breasts"

>>156803

>called a place now known as Canberra the abo word for "breasts"

/our abos/

>>156804

>Wajuk

neat

>>156805

Ngamba was the name

>tfw depressed

I watched youtube videos of sheep and lambs and now I'm sad thinking about how much life in the natural world sucks

Nasty, brutish, short

>>156803

>>156804

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Unaipon

Do you know about this guy? I always thought they'd teach about him in schools as a magic negro-type figure to make kids more accepting of darkies.

>>156808

Have a chop

>>156809

Only know about him because of the $50 note.

>>156791

>that spoiler

You fell for a meme. That 115 number is not representative of jews in general, it's from one small study of some ashkenazis IIRC

>>156809

He was mentioned in school because he's on the 50 buck note, but he's not some kind of boong messiah

>>156809

government goons jump at every chance to venerate abos, this guy didn't even do much but he's called "the Australian Da Vinci" and he totally invented hicopters with boomerangs kiddo

>>156809

Tbh school didn't go much into the abos

Really in general school glossed over history and I didn't find out what ww1 was about until I left school

>>156810

Not a bad idea. Farm animals have it good compared to wild animals perhaps unless they're factory farmed

Saya mau enak2 banyak :(

>>156814

Reading on wikipedia, he tried to invent a bunch of perpetual motion machines, if he had a brain he would of realised it is impossible.

>>156815

My school went into abos a lot because I grew up an area with plentiful boongs. There were separate classes for boongs to learn boong languages and things too

Did you guys watch Rabbit Proof Fence when you were in primary school? We did. I remember watching the scene where the whitefellas talk about improving half castes into quarter castes into eighth castes and some ethnic kid sitting next to me said "fuck you" under his breath to that scene

>>156815

That's odd, I'd expect (((((they))))) would use the whole abo thing as a tool to instill white guilt in little 'uns as relentlessly as they do with slavery for the yanks and the empire with us. Did you do much about the """""Holocaust""""" in school?

>>156820

I watched it on year 6 camp

>>156817

Monk, apakah kamu mabuk

>>156820

Me and my gf at the time went and watched it stoned, was pretty funny.

>>156761 PedoNEET?

>>156820

We did all that anti-racism bullshit, sang fucking "we are Australian", four years of muh holocaust, meanwhile the whole district was white and I never saw a minority til I was 16

>>156821

Not really, we were dumb country kids

Like we knew ww2 happened and Hitler was a bad man who gassed the 6 gorillian but it was glossed over and I never did a test on ww2 at all

>>156732 >>156729 Get a discord

>>156821

I would assume it's becoming more common after our PM apologized for a lot of things that happened to the abos. There are currently dumb movements to get rid of our foundation day because youse cunts bullied the abos when you arrived here

>>156826

>>156821

I count myself lucky that I missed all the holocaust worship classes

>>156829

>tfw we can just blame it all on the eternal bong

>>156830

Same

>>156832

ETERNAL ANGLO

>>156832

Rename your pic to "NK lines up his next rape victims"

>>156832

How come they had those fat boong stomachs even as freshly-captured hunter gatherers?

>>156798

Kiwis.

>>156836

All dem whitchety grubs

>>156837

The mouris are nothing compared to the one man NOONGAR army NK

There was one abo tribe that actually had the beginings of farming and shit, I think some other abos killed them though

>>156840

Crabs in a continental bucket

darndy noongar

>>156819

How well recorded was the local language, know any words?

>>156841

I still shake my head thinking of the NEET's story about the missing aboriginal crib in the 10-abo NEEThouse

>>156840

Remember abos knew fire, burned the entire fucking continent and forgot fire

In only 40,000 years

>>156843

Woit Carnt - My fellow Australian

Gizza Durry - May I bother you for a cigarette good sir

>>156845

They had the bow when they first got here too

But they forgot how to bow

>>156846

Kek

>>156843

I never learned any of it myself, I didn't even pay attention to the actual second language classes let alone the ones I wasn't in. I think the local tribe is a reasonably big one so I assume the language survives pretty well.

>>156847

Imagine if they went in theatre, how rude that they forgot how to bow

>>156851

Leave a couple of sneaky 20s hanging out of your wallet next time you walk into cenno and you'll receive all the toothless gobbies a man could want

>>156851

I had a dream where I told Malcolm Turnbull to cenno so anything can happen

>>156854

*took malco

>>156826

>sang fucking "we are Australian"

That brings back memories.

Even back then everyone thought that whole thing was complete saccharine bullshit.

>>156847

I'd like to see the excuse making that goes on as to how that happened.

>>156850

I'll give abos credit they managed to somehow kill them off and burn all of Australia in the process

Night neets

>>156858

Sleep well friend neet, we look forward to your companionship again tomorrow

>>156858

Nighty night.

Naughty NEET.

>>156809

>Allan "Chirpy" Campbell, reported to be a great-nephew of David Unaipon, failed in an attempt to negotiate a settlement with the Reserve Bank of Australia for using an image of Mr Unaipon on the Australian $50 note without the permission of the family. Campbell's argument was that the woman (who had since died) originally consulted by the Reserve Bank was not related to Mr Unaipon.[25] Campbell was seeking $30 million in compensation, plus ten years legal fees, plus a number of non-monetary items. The request for compensation was turned down. Campbell later claimed compensation from eBay who used images of the Australian notes in an advertising campaign.

>thirty million dollars in compensation

Looks like abo jews are closer than we thought

>>156862

>plus a number of non-monetary items

How many goon casks exactly ?

Drank half the Passion Pop bottle slowly over the half hour in my stein glass with some salt and vinegar oven chips.

Feels good to have a low tolerance.

>>156864

girlneet?

>>156865

*molestation intensifies*

What are we drinking for Oktoberfest?

>>156867

We're an octsober imageboard

>>156867

Nk's semen

Are you inebriated, hueneet?

I noticed Aldi sells kegs and longneck imported beer from Munich.

>>156873

Your flag has red stars

HueNEET has been partaking of his nations national white powder methinks

>>156871

>>156868

>>156874

>>156875

>>156877

Pretty good.

Do one about "kids these days don't understand the Beatles like we do, pop music was different in my day".

>>156881

hello neymar how are you

>>156884

>wojacks

fucking bogan cunt it's wojak

I have a girlfriend

>>156887

fuck off

>>156887

based normy

>>156887

One of these days I'm just not going to wake up

>>156893

leaf

>>156894

Please do not insult me, I'm a burger. This is just a proxy

>>156893

Because you would have entered a goon coma?

Good morning / Goon morning NEETs

Morning all.

Plan for the day:

petrol

air in the tyres

supermarket

mcdonalds

dan

shitposting

afternoon nap

dinner

shitposting

bed

>>156897

Morning mate. Our posts must have passed each other.

>>156898

>>156899

A very solid plan for the day. Please do everything as earily as you can due to the long weekend traffic.

>>156900

Yeah, I usually do th epetrol and air at 5:50 and the supermarket opens at 6. Get Maccas on the way home. It's only Dan I have to wait for at 9.

Morning neets

>>156898

m8, don't overdo it - my plan for today was 'go to the gym', and 30 minutes of being awake, even that's sounding like too much hard work. Might just watch a movie.

>>156902

Don't skip the gym, mate. It might even wake you up a bit.

hppybdayfags

>>156903

I'll just work out mentally

I hope this wasn't NK

https://www.9news.com.au/2018/09/28/15/08/kangaroo-torture-accused-faces-court-western-australia

>>156906

They were bikies apparently. NK won't belong to any organisation that would have him as a member.

test

>>156908

get out

I'm from /britfeel/. We've lost one of our posters and he's been spotted here, we'd very much like him back. He's recognisable by his large thighs, so hand him over.

>>156911

Do you think he'll be able to squeeze out of that hole?

Australia post thinks I have been a good boy and is delivering my Emus today.

>>156876

>>156858

At least its not a red flag with yellow stars

>>156910

He's out behind Joondy Dan's, I wouldn't get him if I were you

>>156907

Except isn't he a hired rape for the council

>>156912

As long as he isn't an exec then probably

Morning all

Big day ahead of me

>>156781

Good stuff mate.

>dumb and embarrasing

It absolutely is.

What a fucking production, NEETs.

>Go to usual petrol station at 6:50.

>Witches hats blocking all entrances.

>Drive around to the petrol station on the other side of the shopping centre.

>Stand there with the pump in the car.

>Notice the lights are off inside and the sign on the door says they open at 7am.

>Go to the supermarket

>Skip McDonalds

>Go to another petrol station

>Stand at the pump

>Eventually notice the pre-pay signs

>Go inside

>Wait 10 minutes behind some shitskin ordering cakes and pies for his shit nugget children.

>Frozens probably thawing out in car

>Order $60 worth of petrol

>Car actually needs more, but I can't guess how much it will take

>Girl doesn't know how to ring it up

>Fetches some other ranga cunt

>He gets bolshy when I complain about being treated like a would-be thief

>Eventually get the petrol

>Only 3/4 filled car

>Drove home.

>>156920

Time to find a new petrol station…

>>156920

Sounds like pretty minor stuff. Not worth getting upset over.

>>156921

The one I went to I normally never use on account of the owners being filthy leb criminals.

>>156922

I'm just set in my routine and don't like variance.

>>156923

>owners being filthy leb criminals.

Be careful they don't add anything to the fuel.

>>156925

Sugar makes the car go faster

>>156927

It's put a hole in my back tooth. On the plus side, my Emu has just arrived from Australia Post. It's not everyday the postie package guy delivers you a slab.

>>156929

How I ate a slug and became disabled in one simple step:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2018/03/08/a-young-rugby-player-ate-a-slug-on-a-mates-dare-now-hes-paralyzed/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.8ec915ebbb4a

>>156930

I warned you cunts about snail brain parasites, and now it's come to some other cunt eating a slug to prove it.

I WARNED YOU

>>156930

>became disabled

*earned the DSP

>>156929

>going outside

FakeNEETs plz go

>>156934

It was good that you spoilered that

>>156935

I try to do the right thing by the rest of you.

I found these while looking for another Pepe.

>>156937

Hue's nipples look like that.

>>156938

I'll have those ones and you can have hue's

>>156939

No thanks.

>>156940

Too late, I already faked your signature on the contract.

>>156910 Sorry mate you'll have to catch him first. None of us can keep up

>>156903

>>156902

Do 100 pushups as soon as you get out of bed, you'll be wide awake even if it's only 5 degrees above freezing

>>156941

I shall be calling Centrelink about you on Monday.

>>156943

Can I have a poo first ?

>>156944

I'll tell them I identify as an Abo

>>156946

I give up.