/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

First for Drinking Responsibly

>>196716

Very well said.

>>196712

Do the naughty NEETs get a lump of poo for Christmas?

>>196719

Morning.

>>196715

WRONG

The thread linked is the proper thread and it is edited when it doesn't meet the standards. I think the thread was simply an early Christmas present from NK.

I am not saying my morning again…

Had a beautifully fragrant bum gas this morning.

>>196721

stirringNEET.

>>196723

That's what has happened when shit threads have been made before. I thought it would continue…

I like this Pepe

>>196725

Sounds like he needs to mellow out.

>>196719

Good morning my friend.

>>196721

Pictures cannot be edited or new ones added. A thread with no Pepe at all is useless and must be destroyed.

>>196725

He seems like a massive loser. Way too old to not have woken up to himself yet.

I woke up with a sore arm. It had been too many years since I last threw anything in earnest.

I will need to take a couple of days off I think before I do my next throwing session.

>>196733

He is a little faggot.

>>196734

Why don't you like Sean Penn?

>>196736

Because he thinks being a loser and a dick head makes him cool.

>>196737

I don't think he ever implied he was cool.

>>196738

Are you so blind?

>>196739

I guess so, he seems self depreciating more than anything. I don't know much about him though.

Im going to try to not eat anything today till dinner. its going to be hard.

>>196740

>he seems self deprecating

It is fake. His whole life is dedicated to seeking attention from strangers.

I am eating margarine'd toast.

>>196732

Get into hardcore wanking and build up that arm strength.

>>196735

Beatiful

Why does eating toast give me indigestion, but eating bread doesn't?

>>196747

Its probably better to ask a doctor.

>>196747

Aboriginal bum demons in your colon

Large aboriginal breasts

>>196747

Could be a Tumor

Will our special little boong be celebrating Hanukkah this year?

>>196751

ITS NOT A TOOMAH.

>tfw Chad cousins will be over soon

>tfw no hot boong gf

>It was then that NEET found himself in a moral quandary

>Do I follow the way of Dan or the way of Craig ?

>>196758

>tfw no ugly boong gf

>>196759

He should follow the advice of LifeLineNEET.

>>196761

He just keeps telling me to take my clothes off

>>196754

>Chad cousins

Ben Cousins' younger, chadder brother.

I did the dishes. I hadn't done them since before I cooked that turkey the other day. things were starting to grow in there.

>>196762

That's good advice to get an early Christmas present.

Still no update on that parcel I am expecting.

>>196764

That scared me m8, that shit would be foul.

>>196767

Have you asked the sender to lodge a complaint saying the package is missing?

>>196767

That must be more than 2 weeks late now

>tfw no aboriginal freedom rights

>>196769

>>196770

It is an international parcel so I figure I will need to wait a bit longer for them to consider it lost. I will wait until the one month anniversary of it being sent.

>>196775

Goon comas for all?

Remember NEETs, a wank a day keeps the gf thoughts away.

Feel like shit

>>196778

What is going on? Have you been on the goon?

>>196779

Bottled going yes.

Not mentally prepared for Christmas

>>196780

What sort of mental preparation does Christmas require?

>>196777

>IKTF

Did the chrissy shopping and had breakky with dad. Got everyone scratchies because I'm thoughtful like that.

>>196783

>Got everyone scratchies because I'm thoughtful like that.

you forgot me

>>196783

>breakky

Keak

>>196784

I got you a scratch and sniff with a blindfold instead.

>>196786

>>196785

That's how it's done.

Just called the rego office. Seems I'll be on my P2's for another year, glad I called rather than just rocking up.

Achy Breakky Eggs Benedict

>>196787

Hot

>>196788

That's the way you do it

>>196789

My grandpa loved that song. He actually bought it on CD. It was the only music CD he had.

>>196790

You probably could have read it on a letter they sent you. But maybe your filing system is not up to standard.

>>196796

What beautiful sentiments. Thank you mate.

I will think of you when I strap the Christmas turkey outfit on this year.

>>196796

You write like an engineer/tradie.

>>196797

I will think of you when the plucking begins.

>>196798

Tough cunt in a ute.

>>196799

Soft cunt eating lollies.

>>196800

heh

>>196796

Very thoughtful.

>>196796

Thanks cruisey

>>196803

>>196802

You're welcome.

Opening some plonk. A big few days of drinking ahead, starting in style

>>196805

>plonk

That is what my father called his goon. Bad memories.

>>196796

Thanks m8.

>>196806

Coolabah

>>196808

Did I tell you about the time he wanted to send me on my bike with a note to buy goon for him even though I was only a kid?

>>196809

Go on.

>>196810

This.

I hope this heat wave isn't going to kill my veggies off. It would be a big disappointment after such a good start.

>>196796

Tanks m80

>>196811

>>196810

There is not much more to say. He was at home getting gooned but the cask of Coolabah Riesling ran empty and he wanted another one. We only had one car at that time and my mother had taken it to work.

My father was too lazy to walk to the bottle shop so he told me he was going to send me on my bike to buy the goon for him. He thought if he wrote me a note to give to them they might sell it to me.

Anyway I didn't end up going. I didn't want to and I guess he realised it wouldn't work anyway. I was about 12 at the time.

>>196791

Stop it you're making me hungry.

>>196796

Touching. Great effortpost.

>>196814

>I was about 12 at the time.

Is this the story of how a young aboriginal boy could have become a man, or did that happen later on?

Time for a can and some pistachios

>>196818

In aboriginal culture a boy becomes a man when he hunts and traps his first goon bag

>>196820

How does the rape factor into all of this development?

In some tribes to become a man you have to take a shit in the craft beer aisle and dodge Dan's iron bar on the way out the exit.

>>196822

>tfw just a boy

>>196813

>>196816

>>196817

No worries, merry xmas

>>196823

>IKTF

Scum

>https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-24/hungry-jacks-advertises-internships-for-summer/10665548

>>196821

It is assumed he will rape the goon bag before returning to the tribe

>>196826

Wew I thought apprenticeships were bad

>>196823

I cheated because I did it in Mildura Dans so Craig got used as a decoy

>>196829

They didn't even hire any gay boongs for the film the racist cunts

>>196832

NK is very easy to find too why wasn't he cast

>>196833

I don't think his (((ancestry))) would allow it

>>196832

Cultural appropriation

>>196834

Jew/Boong would be much more diverse and inclusive.

>>196826

Pretty scummy stuff, it was posted yesterday but it is still pretty bad stuff.

>>196827

>tfw Dan's on the goon

>>196828

Sacred stuff

>>196829

kek

>>196836

>I still have a dent

Don't shit in the craft beer isle then.

>>196836

Well Craig'd.

I bought my Christmas bottle from Craig this morning.

Sorry Dan, it's hot and he's closer.

>>196834

But 50% of all porn actors are Jewish with the other 50% being negros

>>196841

That liquor land isn't Craig's that's a nz independent stire

>>196838

Ur on da goon

>>196844

UNNA GOONA

>>196842

NK origin story.

>>196843

That's Craigs BWS

>>196847

>Craigs Big Wet Sister

>>196846

Fuck I need to finish making that

>>196849

I wondered what happened to that

>>196847

No BWS is Dan's stingy sister

>>196851

I've been heaps busy and I don't have access to the computer

Wholesome liquor whores

>>196853

>I've been heaps busy

>>196854

I bet she breaths loudly and has a stale sweaty smell.

>>196854

Wholesome whore lickers

>>196855

Yeah mate, I've had no time off till now

>>196857

I thought you took the day off.

Do you get a penalty rate?

>>196856

You'd still do her

>>196857

Lol I thought today was a public whoreliday

>>196856

And makes loud shoveling noises

>>196858

Undeserved NEET abuse

>>196859

Which NEET are you?

>>196863

During sex ?

>>196863

From her thighs.

>>196796

a severely kind gesture

>>196868

A few of those girls look genuinely retarded.

I'd still do them though

>>196868

I wonder if Dan has a Harem like that.

>>196869

You deserve it.

>>196872

I'll have to refrain from asking what your misso is wearing

>>196870

The third one looks nice, the end one looks like a bitch.

What do you think the thumbs up on a flat hand thing that Debbie is doing is about?

Seems sexual in nature.

>>196873

Mud and beads.

>>196871

NK posts them sometimes, they have french ticklers on their chins.

>>196874

>the thumbs up on a flat hand thing

It's sign language.

I think she's saying They all went down on me

I gotta go play some chess NEETs

Wish me luck

>>196877

Kathrine looks like she's about to scratch he face. Jealous bitch.

>>196878

Good luck NEET.

Leon's got a prezzie for yas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3eoUpEWNOw

>>196853

>>196849

I enjoyed and would appreciate a re-post if someone could to save to my NK folder.

>>196881

Unsettling.

>>196882

>17 minutes

Can I not accept?

>>196881

Fuck

>>196882

Are you Leon?

Why's this shit keep getting posted here?

>>196887

>Why's this shit keep getting posted here?

Attention I guess.

>>196878

Good luck

>>196890

Get your hands out of my cookie jar.

>>196890

Oh, shit. I didn't see that bit.

>>196887

>>196888

When I raised the point about him being a writer, he wrote in such a way indicating that it was him. I don't know why he doesn't respond to our posts about his video. We aren't going to make YouTube accounts to comment on the video.

>>196893

I told him to have a goon+/wank and that no one gives a fuck but then deleted it because it was probably mean.

>>196894

>goon+/wank

That's not very nice, he needs to have one of each. Did you also include him having a binge?

>>196896

No. You only get that after a job well done.

>>196897

He looks a little skele, I think a binge is important to help him bulk up. That's the important issue here he is not addressing.

>>196894

I gave him a downvote.

>>196899

I did too.

>>196899

>>196900

Keep them up unless he posts here responding to us.

>>196901

If he timestamps his elbow here i will give him a thumbs up.

>>196902

Good plan m8.

>>196901

I will even if he responds, he's got a lot of fruity ideas, basically a meme of a person.

>>196904

He's pretty entertaining to listen to with his comedy. I turned off the radio to listen to him.

>>196906

He's using some pretty big words m8, we should listen them.

>>196890

It looks like he has cleaned himself up a bit since his first video. People must have told him he looked like a neckbeard loser.

Hey, neets. I hope you have a nice Christmas. If you feel down i know how you feel, because for a long time i used to feel desperate around this holidays. Just do something you like.

So, again, Merry Christmas, neets.

>>196909

Thank you Argie. Merry Christmas to you too.

>>196909

Cheers man, you too.

>>196909

Merry Christmas Argie, haven't seen you in a while, hope all is going well.

Have absolutely no idea what to do

So depressed I can't even scroll on the internet anymore

Sitting on the couch drinking wine. What a sad case I must look like

>Last Christmas in my 20s

>Spent alone just like the previous 12

JUST

Monk post a picture of your stovetop please. I hope you are keeping it clean. It was in a disgraceful state last we saw.

>>196913

Stop feeling sorry for yourself.

>>196914

I have spent a lot of Christmases alone. It doesn't bother me.

>>196913

I dunno what to say mate, I know I wouldn't like to be told to just cheer up or something when I've been your state, other than it will pass.

>>196915

>Stove inspections

>>196836

Amazing OC.

>>196850

Would

>>196888

Waste of chinktrips.

>>196914

Long 20s.

Long pig

Short pig

>>196924

Much less flavour

Fat sow.

>>196927

My god.

>>196927

That is sad.

gay boomers get out >>196931

>>196931

pretentious, posturing guitar masturbation.

>>196933

Vai is pretty good though.

Fuck spilt my beer.

>>196935

Unfortunate.

>>196936

Tragic.

Mount and Blade: Bannerlord will NEVER, EVER come out

>>196939

Norf supremacy

>>196939

>Ahmed

>white

Stroke it.

>>196941

They're wearing their favourite footy players guernseys

>>196942

That one was a circle jerk.

>>196944

You couldn't've finished watching it.

>>196945

I got the gist of it with well-selected skipping.

>>196938

Did you ever play the Brytenwalda mod for mount and balde? fuckening amazing.

>>196947

What are your favourites?

I am a Cherry Ripe man.

>>196948

>you fall and hit your head, losing 2 int permanently

top meme

>Mount and Blade

That is the game Varg plays all the time isn't it? I have never played it.

>>196949

I've been enjoying the boost's, there all gone now.

>>196952

*boosts *they're

The boost is an underrated one. It goes below the radar a bit.

>>196953

The turkish delights are good too.

>>196950

Pretty much lol, first time I played it, as soon as I walked outside the village you start in I got kidnapped by a band of outlaws.

>>196954

I have to disagree there. Foul things. I also noticed that in my tin of Favourites the Turkish Delights had been manufactured in some dodgy country.

>tfw no vaguely Turkic gf to put into a Chinese concentration camp.

>>196956

Eww, Poland. Why did you have to tell me that?

>>196958

I was envious that you had Favourites and wanted to spoil them for you.

>>196958

POLAND FIRST TO FIGHT

>>196961

That's why your family left.

>>196960

Well done chessmasterNEET.

>>196962

No, we left because we're Jewish.

>>196957

But you would be seperated, and she would be forced to marry a chinaman,

are you a cuck

Check my dubs!

Apparently Cadbury does something called a "Moro" bar. I had never heard of it. Has anyone seen one?

>>196964

Oy veyy

>>196966 (checked)

>>196967

Yeah, it's a mars bar.

>>196971

Her chest is not hairy enough for Turkish.

>>196973

HOW CAN YOU TELL !?!?!?

>>196971

Turkey is whiiiiite!

gross nose piercing tho

>>196973

Her dick's dark enough.

>>196967

They have them in those those cadbury share things, they are similar to a mars bar.

>>196977

She looks very molestable

>>196978

Cabury Favourites**, not some shar thing.

>>196977

Busty turks.

>>196947

What a wholesome executive!

>>196982

I would mount that bust.

>>196969

>Und now with this gold star, I make you the sherriff of Auschwitz.

>>196982

Turkey bust og wholesome lust

aboriginal bukkake Christmas decorations

>>196987

Are they scented?

>>196988

#smellslikeboongsemen

A cone before the pub

>>196990

Euros are the real Aussies.

>>196990

Adam will no longer be there because he couldn't reach his quota for the year.

>>196990

Don't feel bad m8

>>196991

You boong.

>>196991

>Getting high and drunk on the birthday of our Lord and saviour.

>>196990

I told you more than once to go with Aussie Broadband.

>>196997

Is it Dan's birthday today?

>>196993

>we're sorry Adam, your figures are too low

>Good luck finding new job

>Goes to pub.jpeg

>Adam thinks of loving wife and daughter, now to starve in gutter like boongs

>tear rolls down face

>goes to toilets

>sudduko

>>197000

Well bantered. Good use of trips.

>>196999

I wish it were that easy. It is going to take at least quints to get me to make it.

>>197002

Thank you.

>>197003

7777 it's between you making it and the wizard.

>>197006

I don't think that will improve my life.

>>197005

What is that gif?

>>197012

Sorry m8, just taking the piss.

I'm sure adam just went home had a few bongs and banged his fat gf.

Poor Adam, maybe 2019 will be better for him

>>197012

>didn't stop to think about what's ethical.

Why pay $20 extra per month to speak someone in Australia when chances are they can do as little as their Chink counterparts.

>>197015

>tfw no fat ADSL gf

Now I wonder if Adam buys his booze from Dan or Craig

>>197019

He's sucking on the dregs of goonbags thrown in the trash.

>>197017

A terrible attitude.

>>197018

She would taste of oxidising copper.

>>197017

It's only $10 extra and it would go towards supporting our economy and keeping the flame alive instead of that money leaving the country and going to the chinks.

>>197020

He will be in trouble if he scavenges too close to NK's dumpster.

>>197020

Poor adam, having to fight dumpster boongs for a scrap of kfc skin

>>197021

This is not an attitude, it is reality.

>>197024

I doubt NK leaves a single drop.

>>197022

sensible chuckle

>>197023

I'm sure Aussiebroadband is entirely Australian owned.

>>197025

I could never do those magic eye puzzles.

Adam Starts a GoFundMe campaign to feed his starving family

>no one donates

>>197029

It is. They are a great company.

>>197029

Well that's what Adam said. He wouldn't lie, would he?

>>197032

t. Adam

>>197032

Oh. Well there you go. Why didn't any of you tell me to go with them?

>>197031

>Adams Goundme is reported to the tax department

>Adam is audited and now owes Govt $50,000

>>197034

This may be the case.

Adam is now a NEET and wants his job back.

>>196913

>>196994

>>197033

Adam is a Jewish name

>>197022 (checked)

>tfw going down on your fat gf and she tastes like pennies

>>197036

>wife leaves him for another woman because of the shame

>>197037

>Adam is now a NEET

If this keeps up he'll be sucking boong cock in a few posts

>>197039

Oy vey

>>197042

>tfw jews follow your gf around trying to sniff her vagina

>>197042

Look at this goyim, I bet he doesn't even sort his pennies by year.

>>197035

Did you ask?

>>197043

More like

>follow your son around trying to get his foreskin because the volcano demon demands it

>>197043

Is that why nk is such an adept rapist, the Jew in him let's him track down copper vaginas

>>197044

Yeah, you need to sort your pennies by year so that you know which ones are worth more because of inflation

We should do No Jews January. Ban any mention of the Jews for a month to see if it can make some of the NEETs a bit less silly and boring.

>>197047

That combined with his boong halfs natural talent for rape

>>197049

Sounds like something a jew would say

>>197049

I wonder (((who))) could be behind this terrible post.

>>197049

I feel like this is a good course of action,l but I doubt it would change the reactionary nature of NEETs.

>>197049

>>197054

Happy Hannukah my fellow white person.

>>197054

>but I doubt it would change the reactionary nature of NEETs.

Fuck you, I think it would

>>197056

Well by all means, go ahead.

>>197057

No chance, I'm not doing it now.

>>197057

I think that NEET is being exaggeratingly reactionary for comedic effect.

>>197049

They would not have the self control to do this

As a counter offer how about we pick one day in January where we try a bit to say nice things about yids

>>197049

>We should do No Jews January.

>Ban all Jews for a month to see if it can make Western Civilization great again.

>>197062

They are really good at taking over Palestine

>>197062

They're really good at shooting a 4yo kid through the eye socket at a long distance.

>>197062

They're really good at subverting their host nations.

>>197064

I'd quite like to have sex with some jewish women

I had a thing for Rachel Weisz years ago

>>197050

>>197049

Remember last time retarded bans happened on the NEETgen, remember that it also was in Janurary

I stayed gooned

I've seen footage

Get up

NEETS, follow NEETS

Gooned

>>197065

That 4 yo kid knew what he was doing

Little shit had it coming

>>197062

They are really good at getting people to hate them.

>>197067

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silent_Holocaust#Referring_to_assimilation_of_Jews

>>197062

NK is alright

>>197070

The yids got him before he could grow up and migrate to Germany and rape some white girls. I guess I'm saying a good thing about the yids here like >>197062 wanted.

>>197075

I wish she was my mummy

>>197075

I want to assimilate her rat milkies.

>>197074

I don't mind Israel tbh, let them and the arabs kill each other forever.

Still don't like jews though

>>197076

kek

>>197049

>No Jews January

A misleading title