/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

BOX HILL

>>195950

Get fucked Craig you toothless old cunt.

>>195912

That is an interesting thought.

>>195931

That would help me go to sleep these days, the one I went to sleep to today was one by Graham Hancock

>>195953

It is a place, and the gook image you posted is annoying because it reminds me of the gooks that have flooded into it like a plague.

And a plague of gooks did descend upon Box Hill

And there was wailing and gnashing of teeth

>>195962

A fantastic and accurate post

>>195964

A complimentary post

>>195942

i got slightly bullied because i dont really talk to anyone, which is fine because its true.

>>195970

Goodnight oriental fancier.

>>195966

You fucked it up. The girl should be visible, and her clothes invisible.

>>195974

That me every time I pass a Dan's, I see the man smiling at me and feel like he is pleasing to see me on my travels

I'm going to go to bed and watch the rest of the movie. Night Night NEETs

>tfw hungover

>>195978

Have a goon

Morning neeties. 9 days left to finish gf2018 - how are your prospects?

>>195912

So that explains why NKs mum is such a beast in bed

>>195974

oh yeah I laugh a bit every time I see his face

>>195980

>>195983

>>195984

Goon / Good Morning NEETs.

>>195984

Good morning my friend.

I got nine hours of uninterrupted sleep.

>>195986

I didn't

>tfw congested

>>195987

Have some vicks.

>>195988

Have some vicks

>>195923

Have you vicky2 with mods?

>>195988

>>195989

Don't worry m80s, I'll be munching on those Vicks lozenges.

vick

Viking Vick vigorously vandalised Vicky's vagina

Battered vicks

>>195985

>>195986

Morning ladies

>>195986

I was wondering where you got to this morning. Good to hear.

Just did the pruning, it needed another go over. I think the funny weather has made it think it's winter again and they started shooting suckers again.

Plan is to clean the backyard up a bit and run over everything with a whippersnipper then prune the roses out there, I've left them a bit long plus some are getting choked by grass and weeds.

The hardest bit will be tidying up, I have a sofa set out there that has been tore up by doggo and the lounge is cut in half. I was trying to break it up so I could fit more in my ute. One ute load to the dump is about $70, no wonder people just dump shit on the side of the road. I don't want to put it out the front because some knobhead will probably set it on fire.

>>195997

Won't burning it make it easier to transport because it will be lighter?

>>195998

That's a good idea, I also have to clean the lounge room. I will apply the same tactic.

>>195999

M8 the distressed look is what is in in fashion. I wish I could have such a hip lounge room.

>>196000

>tfw fashionably distressed

>>196001

>IKTF

Everything I wear is to

fashionably distressed aboriginal gangbang

>>196003

How do you get distressed aboriginal skin?

I smell really bad right now. i sort of enjoy it in some sick way.

Keep having dreams of infidelity

>>196006

You want to get cucked?

>>196005

Have a wank and continue to build that aroma

Extreme aboriginal anal

>>196008

haha its a lot worst then that, i guess you could technically say i have already wanked twice today.

>>196010

Bestifully fragrant NEET

>>196010

>>196011

*beautifully

Yo 8cupNEET, i tried the vola again. Let me know if they work now and I'll start alerting the other boards.

HEY NEETS

I like boobs

>>196014

Flat chested aboriginal women

>>196014

i agree you do like boobs

>>195997

Well done mate. Good on you for getting stuck right into it first thing.

How many days off do you have?

>>196018

I'm back on thursday.

>>196019

It would have been nice to give you until January 2nd off. Do they have a good reason for having you back on Thursday?

>>196021

He must polish the bathrooms with a toothbrush

>>196020

i like your conviction NEET good work.

>>196020

Good luck mate, you'll get there.

>>196024

lewd

>>196024

Wh-where d-did the crabs go?

>>196027

Does he usually have crabs on his balls ?

>>196021

We need to make the rosters for the following week, plus then I will get the after hours phone for that week. I was asked if I wanted it off but I said I might as well go back.

>>196028

I thought that was our crab bucket we can never escape from?

>>196030

Maybe the balls are really crab eggs

>>196024

You have nice looking balls m8

>>196032

Interesting point m8, I never thought of that.

>>196031

It has come a long way since the last picture, cool.

>>196033

hot

aboriginal lesbian ball rubbing

I wish had the dedication to garden and to set up a space to excerise…

My current plans are deciding what's going to be for lunch.

>>196038

Ah, fuck. I haven't started.

>>196038

>iktf

>>196041

I hope you enjoy those hydroponic strawberries

>>196042

They are getting nice and fat

>>196043

Almost ripe and ready for the picking.

>>196044

Nah, probably late January

I was musing on strength today. Attentive NEETs would be aware that I have been doing my regular strength training via the power rack since March this year.

Many people who "work out" do it to improve the way they look. and that is certainly a motivation. But what people overlook (and I had overlooked myself before I started) is the general feeling of well being that comes from feeling strong.

It is hard to describe. It is like there is a spring in your step. You have an awareness of your own strength and the movement of your body. It is a very satisfying feeling.

This morning I picked up that big black lounge you can see in the corner of the photo I posted. I picked it up very easily to take it to the shed, whereas when I had originally moved it last year I could only drag it and even that caused me to be covered in sweat and feel like I was going to die.

I recommend that all NEETs exercise and do strength training. It really does make you feel better.

>>196046

Sounds like a trap.

>>196046

my biggest fear is the fear of failing. if i don't start i cant fail, where as if i start i might fail and i only have myself to blame and i don't think i can deal with failure right now. i know this is a very negative thought process that has hampered me. if i could stop thinking like it i would, but it is very ingrained in my psyche.

>>196048

I feel like that too.

I'm going to go get a morning whopper.

My biggest fear is embarrassing myself in the gym and failing to make friends with someone who could spot me. Also learning all the exercises

>>196050

I set-up a home gym in the shed. You can learn everything you need from watching YouTubes.

18 degrees today in Shitbourne, will be going out of town today.

>>196052

Have a nice day.

I got two whoppers and two iced coffees. I'm working on my figure.

>>196054

>two iced coffees

600ml ones? That is truly decadent.

>>196055

I am engorged. I'll save one of the ices coffees for later and give doggo some of this one.

>>196056

I gave my doggo milk once and it gave him the wet squirts. Apparently dogs are lactose intolerant.

>>196057

maybe your dog is a chink

My dog can handle anything. He eats fucking bananas.

>>196059

Are you sure he isn't a goat?

>>196060

He said nay.

>>196061

Well bantered.

>>196061

haha

>>196064

You need to learn to drive and eat, neet

>>196064

You should buy an insulated bag to keep your fast food hot on the way home.

>>196064

You should just move into the HJ's dumpster to save time

>>196065

I was, I ate the onion rings and fries, but there are too many sharp turns to get into the burger. It was lukewarm when I started eating it and cold by the time I got half-way through. I left feedback (not blaming the staff) since some couple had a strange coupon and they recooked their food, it pissed me off that my shit got cold. The food from there has never been that cold, it has been warm but not hot but this was yuck.

>>196067

Good advice, I would have saved money.

If time is money then NEETs are the richest in the world.

>>196069

Our degenerate lifestyles will cost us decades at the end though

>>196070

Live not very fast, die young

>>196071

Dan almost looks like Craig there ….

>>196073

Dan died 15 years ago. Who do you think wears the Dan suit to public goonings now?

>>196075

What did you do to that frog?

>>196074

Th..then wh..sho wore the Dan suit at my house last Christmas ?

>tfw you can now communicate soley by pepe

>except for >tfw posts

>>196080

i can barely communicate

>>196081

Use wank code

>>196081

Frogposting was invented for people like you.

>>196082

fap fap fapfap fap fapfapfap

>>196083

Is that you NoFun?

>>196087

No. Anime avatarfagging was invented for the exact same reason. Like a true neet I am a centrist, allowing me to feel superior to both sides of the argument

>>196086

Is that kid on the sniff?

How did the kris kringle things go for you wagies?

>>196090

Probably.

>>196091

the what now

>>196091

I gave him that big picture I got, I don't think he liked it.

I got a notepad and a box of chocolates.

>>196094

Wagies, means NEETs who have jobs.

>>196095

What if he lived in a box sized apartment?

Is it possible to not participate in those sort of office things? I would hate having to get a gift for someone and having to pretend to like what someone got me.

>>196097

He doesn't and he could've put in on his office wall. It's on the floor of his office.

>>196096

You're over complicating things.

>>196098

No.

>>196098

I've refused before.

The fat office women who love that shit will get angry at you though.

>>196102

Or someone would give you the money to participate because it's obviously because you don't have the money and then you'd be even more fucked if you didn't do it.

Socks, thongs and no pants. Bogan Life.

>>196104

An American thong?

>>196104

>socks with thongs

>>196104

Where are the socks placed?

>>196104

Put some pants on please it is too distracting knowing you are sitting there like that.

>>196105

>>196107

A thong hanging from each ear and the socks up his bum

>>196108

During summer I would bet a solid 5/6 neets are letting their stick flop out in front of the general

>>196110

I'm scratching my balls while I type this

>>196112

We know

>>196111

You should have killed him and burned his strange alien footwear

>>196099

Strange, it looked like a nice picture. He couldn't even used the frame if it was nice for something else if he really didn't like it.

>>196114

It was definitely a power move by him that's for sure. i felt some what intimidated.

>>196108

I am not sitting.

>>196111

They are for women who wear half shoes.

>>196109

The door is open.

>>196117

>tfw dangling

>>196118

its a man thing now as well to show a bit of ankle between the shoe and jeans.

>>196116

>the chad sandal half sock VS the neet shoe

Fucking boss texting me, I ring him back and he sounded annoyed that I had rang.

Then don't fucking contact me.

>>196122

I'm not flashing my ankles at strangers !

Do you think I'm some sort of whore ?

>>196124

I prefer being phoned to being texted. Texts are more annoying in my opinion.

>>196110

>that one prude NEET

No wonder the sacrament doesn't always go as planned.

>>196127

>>196125

>>196127

He's just playing hard to get

>>196115

Meh, he's a nice guy and this kris kringle shit ends up with everyone getting some shit they won't use.

The other lady there got me a gift that was socks and chocolates. I will use them.

naked aboriginal power gathering

>>196122

My cousin had those pants that are tight at the bottom.

>>196132

And now he's gay ?

>>196126

Yeah, he wants a reply I guess. And more to the point it was take the work shit to work on Thursday. What else was I going to do with it?

>>196133

Nah but he has long hair.

>>196135

is he cute?

>>196136

Ravishing.

>>196131

sacred aboriginal semonary

>>196137

is he spoken for?

Incestual neet romance

>>196138

based boong baby batter

I told my mate I'd see him at 12 to go for a cruise.

I better go, I am feeling lazy. I don't think I will end up cleaning the backyard today or this weekend.

>>196139

He speaks for himself and has a missus.

>>196140

There should be a rule that if NEETs have sex with each other they both get banned

The fuck? He texted my personal phone as well then huffs when I ring him.

Just thinking about work has made me grumpy.

>>196144

Banning it just makes it hotter

>>196146

>NEETs Gone Wild

>>196142

Have a nice time. Drive safely please.

>>196144

for some reason i dont think possum or cruisey will like that rule.

>>196148

Yes mum

>>196144

The whole Council would be banned.

>>196151

We need a neetvolutionary leader

>>196149

Fuck you all, I'll ban anyone that opposes the sacramental rites to enter The Council.

>>196148

Thanks. Is it double demerit points because it's near xmas?

>>196153

I'll just continue meandering my way towards a slightly better life, thanks

>>195912

So that explains why NKs mum is such a beast in bed

http://poal.me/v7kaaq

>>196158

your mum

>>196158

fuck off

>>196155

I'm not sure.

Would the cops uses a parked suzuki 4wd with P plates on it as a base for a radar trap? I drove past one parked on the side of the road and it looked like someone in some sort of uniform was sitting in it. I was speeding too.

>>196161

you boong

>>196161

your crop makes it look a bit like a flag

>>195981

>>196157

Why double post?

>>196165

He wants that 200k early

>>196165

because I never realised I made that post

>>196167

I wish we could replace the ? flags with this

>>196153

I like the sound of that. 2018 has been a rough year for me, but hopefully 2019 will be the time for me to put all I've learned to practice. Hang in there NEETs, we're all gonna make it.

>>196170

>Hang in there NEETs

Not literally I hope

I'm starting to realise that I'm generally a pretty unintelligent person. A fucking horrible realisation

>>196172

It takes a smart NEET to know how intelligent he is

>>196170

>2019

>The Year of the NEET

>>196172

Possum you boong

Why are American possums so fucked looking?

>>196178

A lot of possums needed for a 3XL executive boong coat.

>>196180

A shedload of them

When will we get the 2018 neet awards

>>196182

Early 2024

Be patient

>>196182

Being a neet is its own award

>>196182

NK has won beating out Dan

>>196185

>NK has won beating off Dan

Craig came 3rd beating off Boongs

The only thing NK will win is the award for lowest quality poos.

>>196188

>quality

*quantity

>>196190

Both

>>196186

Fuck I was going to make that post

>>196189

10/10

>>196187

Craig came in last, UNNA came in 3rd

Hey NK

Does the loss of the Poo Crown weigh heavily upon you ?

>>196188

Dan Murphy was the guy with the big poo

>>196195

Dan's poo's have been known to shatter the toilet

Any neets succeed in gaining a lot of weight this year? Nurgle entries close very soon

>>196194

He won't be awake yet… You'll have to ask later on.

>>196198

Are you NK's social secretary ?

NK rapes all his employees and they have to sign non-disclosure agreements so they can't tell anybody.

>>196199

That's classified.

>>196201

You poor neet

>>196201

I bet you're the one who took his taylor swift poster

>>196203

I wish.

>>196205

yes we know, your gay

>>196205

go ahead

micro pepes

>>196205

Could be smaller tbqh

>>196209

I bet you say that to all the vaginas

Incredibly depressed today

>>196211

Go for a walk.

>>196212

I've gone to Kmart and Coles.

All the normies out shopping has hurt my self esteem. I'll never make it

I am not confident this beard is going to work. It is like each hair is too far apart. It is not dense enough.

It has only been 12 days. I will keep going for at least a month.

>>196214

You need to redefine what making it is for you.

>>196215

There are plenty of people around with shitter beards than that. Is it fairly even or are there some bald spots?

>>196217

There are a couple of spots where it is more bald than the rest.

>>196213

I didn't have any friends to play splitscreen with. I do miss playing games with my brother though

On the piss early

>>196221

Is your life in crisis?

>>196222

Mine might be

>>196223

What is going on?

>>196221

What's your poison?

>>196222

Fearful of the future.

>>196225

Coopers, them some bottled goon later

>>196224

Not much different then usual except I'm hungover and I get depressed from drinking. So I don't drink often.

>>196229

I thought that was a frog image at first

>>196229

No and no.

>>196231

Why not? How is it going to be worse than the big providers? Tpg wants to charge me $140 more for installation than exetel and it's also going to be an extra $10 per month.

>>196232

I have told you before to go with Aussie Broadband.

The other ISP's all have congestion during peak normie hours.

Still can't accept the fact I'll never be rich

>>196234

Should probably accept that the moment you realize your parents aren't rich tbh

>>196233

Stop bullying me, $10 a month is a lot of money okay? Also some roastie called me from aussie broadband after I gave my number to check my address, and I didn't like her tone.

How do you know they all have congestion though? Can I trust you?

>>196230

>IKTF

>>196236

It all depends on how you use your internet from 6:00 to 11:00 pm (i.e. peak normie hours). If you do not care about your speed during these hours and can deal with the congestion, just sign up with the cheaper plan. My 100mbps can slow down to half speed during normie hours (typically it's a lot less) but it doesn't impact normal web browsing. I just change when I download my big files to earlier in the day and don't notice much congestion with TPG during my normal internet use.

>tfw someone left the cake out in the rain

>>196239

>My 100mbps can slow down to half speed during normie hours

Fucking hell, the nbnco needs to be stopped. I had better internet in europe 10 years ago.

So then it's $10 extra for less congestion. But since the aussie broadband plan is $79 for nbn50 and exetel is only an extra $10 for nbn100, I might as well just get that one and then even if it throttles to 50% it should still be as good as the aussie broadband one with potential double speeds throughout the day.

>>196241

it's not nbnco, it's the resellers not buying enough bandwidth, I'm with exetel 100/40 plan I generally get about 80 Mbps download in the evening and thats running a VPN 24/7

>>196241

Again, it depends on what you do with your internet connection and how badly you need a quality service. That is your decision based on your budget. I don't care that it once throttled itself all the way down to 50% because I eventually got the movie I wanted and I didn't need to speed anymore. It could have been a wider network issue, but given the drastic change in speed in twenty minutes period from almost line speed to throttled speed made me think otherwise. Although I can handle it and I don't mind having a cheaper connection for it with TPG, especially when I was on ADSL since it was so much cheaper with more data.

>>196242

>I generally get about 80 Mbps

I get about 80 to 90 Mbps with a connection to a server in the Netherlands.

Yuck the new court piracy blocking order for ISPs is blocking a range of sites I use now requiring me to use a proxy…

>>196244

Thankfully Aussie Broadband is never named as one of the ISPs which are required to do the blocking so I am okay for now.

>>196244

What sites?

You can just change your dns for torrent sites

Butthurt about the weekend being almost half over

>>196245

One added benefit.

>>196246

>What sites?

2ddl; 8maple.ru; 9anime.is; Addic7ed; Anilinkz; Animefreak; Animeshow; Avxhm; azmaple.com; Bilutv; Bt-scene; Cartooncrazy; Cmovieshd; Ddlvalley; DailyTVFix; Dnvod; dramacity.io; dramahk.me; Fmovies.io; Glodls; Gogoanime; Hdpopcorns; hindilinks4u.to; hkfree.co; icdrama.se; icdramase; ilovehks.com; IPTorrents; Kantv; Kimcartoon; Kissanime; kisscartoon.ac; m4ufree.com; Masterani.me; Myanimeseries; Nyaa; Nzbplanet; Ondarewatch; Openloadmovies; Opensubtitles.org; Otakustream; Phimbathu; Putlocker.ac; Putlockerhd.co; qooxi.net; Rmz; Rutracker.org; Scnsrc; Seasonvar; Seriesfree; Solarmoviez; Soul-anime; streamtvb.com; Subscene; Subsmovies; Torrentday; Torrentfunk; Torrentmovies; Tvbox; Tw116; Two-movies; Ultra-vid; Usabit; VexMovies; viewasian.tv; Vkool; Vmovee; Watchanimeonline.me; Watchcartoononline.com; Watchcartoononline.io; Watchonlinemovies; Watchseries-online; woaikanxi.cc; Yify-movies; Yifysubtitles; Ymovies.tv; Zimuzu; Zooqle.

According to Torrentfreak:

https://torrentfreak.com/australian-court-orders-isps-to-block-181-pirate-domains-including-subtitle-sites-181220/

I tried accessing Torrentday and it failed to load, so they are blocking it now. Even the mirror sites are listed so someone who was involved in listing the sites knows a lot of about them.

>>196247

You need to see the glass as half full.

>>196248

>someone who was involved in listing the sites knows a lot of about them.

We have been betrayed.

>>196250

>We have been betrayed.

Pretty much, since a registered user of the site is only able to view the mirror sites and they were listed for a bunch of sites.

The new neighbour is having his boys over for a party in his shed again. The dogs are out there too.

Looks like I will have to skulk out with my doggo on his leash for him to take a piss on the other side of the house as is becoming normal now.

My quality of life has worsened.

>>196252

>My quality of life has worsened.

Write distributing letters to meth lady and sign them as your next door neighbor.

>>196252

Screw em m8, walk out naked, if they look over or make a comment scream out "Fuck off cunt"

>>196254

I am the quiet crazy type, not the loud crazy type. I don't think I could do it. It is a shame.

>>196252

The cunt next door to me has his mates over and plays loud music every weekend. It's so interesting listening into their loud bogan conversations too.

>>196256

What do they talk about?

>>196162

I don't think they would go that far but their quota is probably annually and they need to fill it. I know they don't just use commodores anymore.

>>196163

your a boong

>>196169

You can. I had to make the unna flag on /unna/

>>196172

Yeah.

>welcome home banner

I don't have it on this laptop.

>>196174

It'll stop about March.

Realising I was unintelligent and generally not very talented was a real step forward in my personal development. You need to look on the bright side of things like this.

>>196178

>>196177

He sustains the legitimate owners of this land.

>>196263

Or stop thinking about it which shouldn't be too hard for him.

>>196179

Opossums are a disgrace to marsupials everywhere. They look like a rat crossed with a weasel.

>>196186

In that place it is called rockin' out.

>>196267

Put that coat on - that and nothing else - and leave the door unlocked. I will be around soon.

>>196269

Hot

>>196197

I probably gained about 5k, that's around a 1/14 increase.

>>196269

Hot

I will be naked except for the bit covered in possum.

>>196200

Then how do you know?

>>196271

Do your suits still fit?

>>196215

Does it tickle?

>>196275

Yeah although the one that was a bit big is a better fit now.

>>196252

I am sorry this has become the norm. Are they the rough, violent type or just loud?

>>196253

This is a half decent idea.

Just cut the roof of my mouth biting down on the edge of a corn chip. the perils of the NEET life.

>>196279

You will only be half decent in that possum coat.

>>196280

I was going to make a post about how I've been doing gardening and how my hands ended up all cut and full of poison but that isn't really anything compared to that.

>>196281

The other half is up for grabs.

>>196276

It will depend how ticklish you are and which parts of your body.

>>196282

Were you wearing gloves?

Imagine if there was a lurkerNEET who had saved all of the pictures and videos we have posted and his NEETlore was impeccable, he had dossiers on each of us and knew everything about us except had never posted.

A NEET like that would be like the Messiah of the Gen. The Council overlord.

>>196284

Lewd. I hope the possum coat isn't as tickley as the rest of you.

It's decided, time for my quarterly night of watching apocalypse now and drinking piss

>>196287

Possum fur is smooth, luxurious and sensual.

>>196289

i got possum fur gloves. they are nice.

>>196285

Only on my left hand, I think it's easier to use the secateurs without a glove but the backyard was in a way and my right hand got the most. I pruned back three bushes that haven't been touched in probably a year or so and a kangaroo tail that I have never really touched.

>>196290

I have some too. It is New Zealand possum fur.

>>196291

I always glove up both hands. I get cuts on my wrists still.

>>196290

Someone else is putting their hands in possum?

>>196286

Only if he could highlight my best posts.

>>196292

mine are too, i got them at a store in Berry

>>196296

They have a big possum problem in NZ. Over there they are a pest species and you can kill them. Ours have more rights than most people.

>>196295

I'm sure the promisedNEET highlights all of our best posts.

And I am telling you right now if those possums touch my sweet corn or melons that will be it they are going to be poisoned.

>>196299

I want him to remind me of them.

>>196298

yet we still cant hunt down and kill pest humans, how disappointing.

>>196297

Strewth a fair bit of work to do there.

>>196300

You say that but you basically hand fed them your cucumbers.

>>196304

The NEET life has hardened me since then. I am a different man now.

>>196301

>>7298

Beautiful story

https://www.9news.com.au/national/2018/12/22/17/21/blacktown-alleged-copper-thief-suffers-burns-to-half-his-body

>>196302

Thank God.

>>196303

Yeah, once I cut it all up it should fit into the bin although I almost filled it this morning doing the front yard.

>>196306

Unfortunately that's not me, but thank you.

>>196310

I was only stalling.

>>5982

>>196309

I have a massive pile of tree branches, weeds, leaves and other similar stuff. I fill the bin up every time it goes out but the pile doesn't get much smaller. There is always more getting added.

I am going to get that rubbish removal man in again in the new year.

Time to take doggo out for his last toilet break of the day. Hopefully the neighbours won't see me. I don't want anyone to know I am too frightened to use my own backyard any more.

>>196313

>iktf

>>196311

A good post but not for me.

>>196312

I was thinking about getting a skip but I don't know how it could get out the back and if it's out the front someone will probably burn it.

>>196315

Obviosly I am not the NEETmessiah.

Feel like shit