/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

boongs

>>197468

I would just like to clarify that I do not actually plan on doing any boongs today.

>>197461

>What have you got planned for today?

Family stuff and waiting

I'm going to go out and spread Love, Joy and National Socialism to the masses.

>>197471

All you will spread is misery.

>>197470

>waiting

On tables?

>>197473

Yes, my tables should be delivered very soon

>>197472

Or AIDS.

>>197475

Bitches love AIDS

Going to go to my nans for lunch then to my cousins for tea.. maybe.

Lunch is going to be a bit funny. Two of my uncles have passed sort of recently and the most recent's family are having Christmas with their other side so lunch will just be nan, dad and myself.

>>197477

Is the missus going with you?

>>197478

Nah, that's part of the reason why we had tea there last night.

>>197479

Does your Dad have a missus?

>tfw no fat boong gf dressed as santa

>>197473

No, just waiting for things to happen which means i will spend some time here because not much happens at christmas

>>197476

True.

>>197480

A few that I know of.

>>197485

Not fat enough sorry

>>197485

What gender is that?

>>197487

Both depending on your preference.

>>197487

It's a brothersister

I got well drunk last night NEETs. I drank beer in the park like a boong.

>>197490

Why not use your NEET cave?

>>197490

Good work! Keep it up, a 3 day bender.

>>197491

I was trying to be social.

>>197490

I had a few whiskys for the first time in a while

It fucks you up when you're out of practice

>>197495

>tfw no friends to go rape people with.

>>197492

>>197494

I don't know if my liver will survive another one.

>>197495

It's mostly homeless people and muggers after dark. I left so the homeless guy could have his regular spot.

>>197496

Convert to Islam. All the cool kids are doing it.

>>197496

I somewhat

>Know That Feel

>>197501

No! it is red wine and beer, today.

>>197501

I'll have some whisky later on

which I bought from Craig, sorry Dan

i got a really squeaky computer chair and it is so annoying.

>>197504

Is it made of shitty Chinese steel?

>>197505

Im not sure but there is a very high chance it is.

>>197506

Be careful some of our stronger competitors in Nurgle 2018 fuzed/fuzzed to a chair competition can break those chairs quite fast.

>>197507

If I wanted to see

CELLULITE

I would have Googled more executive sized women.

>>197505

Some NEETs can destroy even high quality Australian steel.

>>197508

Unfortunately i am not a strong competitor maybe next year, when the current competitors died out.

>>197510

Those are the top 5 competitors.

>>197511

>when the current competitors died out.

Good idea, there is always next year.

I have snuck the booze in my brothers room

have you NEETs ever thought about getting a latino gf, they're pretty cheap at the moment.

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-12-23/venezuelan-women-young-14-escape-socialism-selling-sex-hair-and-breastmilk

>>197514

>earning around seven dollars per john.

John is really traveling around the world.

>>197515

If no one enters i will, although i am barely a foreman but if no enters i am sure to win.

>>197517

If we can get some good executives, I will to raise the prize pool but at the moment it will probably be able to buy you a few goons.

>>197507

Nk why are you perving on the sis

>>197511

>maybe next year, when the current competitors died out

If I can eat their bodies before you I will win

fuck its nice to drink some spirits for a change

goon fucking kills me

>>197519

He's showing off the women he's bring to the NEET compound.

>>197522

IS NK's sister gonna be the communal gf then ?

Did you NEETos get anything good for Christmas? I picked up a gift card, some cash, chocolates and socks

>>197514

It might be hard to get them into the country.

>>197523

I was under the impression we were all meant to bring a women in. am i wrong?

>>197526

One woman each ?

I think you overestimate us m8

>>197521

>goon fucking kills me

It pickles you.

>>197524

Pretty similar, cash, gift cards and shirts.

>>197524

My brother got me a book by an author I like.

That's all I got.

>>197524

i got a 20 dollar watch that im never going to use and some shirts that are too small

i appreciate the thought but things like this are why i insist people dont buy me gifts, id rather they just spend it on meat or something for a good christmas meal

>>197527

Probably, but i am sure it will be more than one commUNNAl gf.

>>197524

I bought myself device for keeping beer cool.

>>197524

a game, a book, a water bottle and some money, for now.

>>197530

>i appreciate the thought but things like this are why i insist people dont buy me gifts, id rather they just spend it on meat or something for a good christmas meal

iktf, I once did the strained fake smile wojak one Christmas when someone got me something really shit and my face dropped and I did the grimace just like in the meme

>>197533

She does seem like a women who can handle multiple NEETs.

>>197532

a fridge?

>>197537

A portable device. It is like a beer thermos but it is bigger and keeps the beer cold not hot.

>>197538

So an ice pack cup holder like device?

>>197538

so an esky?

>he didn't expect the Spanish inquisition

>>197540

>>197539

It is a refillable container that fits 3 or 4 big beers worth of beer. I can refill it at one of my local breweries.

>>197542

We require more information.

>>197543

oh ok, how much did that cost?

>>197543

Inform us morely

No-one should take their goon so seriously as to buy special devices for it.

>>197543

such things are beyond me

>>197545

>>197546

https://www.ebay.com.au/sch/i.html?_nkw=growler

I think a growler is slang for some type of sex act.

>>197551

Apparently it's also a vagina and a poo

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Growler

>>197552

NK = low quality growlers

>>197547

This is blasphemy against Dan.

>>197553

Stop bullying NK about his small unmanly growlers

When I was out in he backyard earlier I heard a sheep or a goat bleating somewhere nearby. Not sure what that is all about.

>>197556

Well apparently your neighbour got a sheep or goat for christmas

>>197556

Do you have muslim neighbours ?

The birds built another nest in my letterbox. completely packed. That is three times now I have removed one. Will they ever learn?

Only the best chinese metal was used

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/news/30storey-sydney-building-evacuated-over-cracking-noises/news-story/dad28af4aad5ff11cf968102635824f9

>>197560

The chinks still put asbestos in everything as well.

>>197560

Clearly the architect was a crackhead

>>197557

It's normally not permitted to have a pet sheep or goat on a town property. Some bogan neighborus I had years ago had a massive spergout against the shire because of just such an issue.

Merry Xmas cumguzzlers

>>197556

Sacrifice for the summer solstice

>>197562

He was always a little sideways.

>>197564

You too matey

>>197564

you too doll bludgeon

>>197563

When I was a kid some bogan neighbours had a goat for a few days.

Then they chased it round the yard, butchered it and cooked it over a fire and had a party.

I was about 6 when this happened and I'd be feeding the goat through the fence, it did my head in.

>>197564

Merry Xmas, why are you up so early? Is Christmas the one day that demands it?

>>197564

Merry Christmas you boong.

>>197570

Like to suck on some dick?

Time to get boonged at the pub

>>197573

Shameful

>>197575

I am just going to eat some old tinsel.

>>197575

god just looking at this makes me want to spew

>>197577

That is good tucker

>>197575

Going to have baked beans for lunch and some cold KFC for tea

Who's on th piss

>>197570

He's at his dads and he knows that he needs to stay on guard

>>197582

Looks like fun

>>197586

Have a nice day. See you when you get back.

Christmas hangover

Anyine get anything good

>>197570

Its 11am in victoria

>>197526

I thought we all had different roles

NK, cruisey and monk would secure the women, Shire and possum would supply the land while weber and I supply the food

>>197592

Are you an executive?

>>197593

fat but not an executive

>>197594

Keep trying and you will get there mate.

>>197595

i will

Some place s have fat shaming

/ausneets/ has Executive Encouragment

>>197591

I shall provide the drugs,gambling,prostitiution and extortion.

>>197598

I shall do the accounting work for the compound

>>197599

You had better not embezzle our NEETbux.

>>197598

Craig I already told you that you're not allowed

>>197599

NK is the only Jew allowed in the compund

Roast is in the oven and looks nice going in, let's hope its nice coming out

Over Christmas already. I texted work people and now feel shit.

They could tell I didn't care and I could tell they were just replying as a courtesy.

>>197603

What are you roasting?

>>197604

Those are the little courtesies that grease the wheels of society. Do not over-think it and dwell on it more than is necessary.

>>197605

Which women are better looking?

>>197605

Don't worry about IQ of females, its non issue

>>197610

Are they starting to flower? Better get some bees in there

>>197612

Another boong. You should go and hang out with Monk in the park.

>>197610

Shit that's a lot of weed

>>197606

Pork

>>197615

I hope the crackling comes up well.

>>197524

A book, bluetooth earbuds and a clotheshorse.

>>197617

Which book?

>>197614

weed!! I thought he was growing tomatoes

Can we all just remember how good of a song call me maybe was.

https://8ch.net/n/res/718736.html#718738

Great aboriginal news

>>197621

Its actually a test to see if more nks can be grown

>>197507

much, much more please

>>197624

For that you would have to fertilise with low quality poo.

Funny feel for lunch.

Every other year there's been more people.

Feeling a bit melancholic.

>>197622

I'm afraid this will not be possible

>>197623

Very wholesome

>>197619

What a kind man

>>197624

Well … I have just cloned the next generation of plants.

Hey NK, would you mind if I cut one of your fingers off ?

>>197627

I know those feels. I had Christmas lunch just with my mother once. It had always been much bigger.

>tfw severely depressed

>>197631

I'm not nk

>>197637

try harder

>>197638

Pepe has really big legs, is he part gondola

>>197631

You can have one of my poos

>>197643

If I clone poo I will just get more poo

>>197639

will do

>>197644

Nk is 35% inferior poo, 25% weed, 40% emu and all dexies

>>197646

those are some expensive ingredients

I'm rethinking this whole cloning NK business model tbqh

Merry Christmas cunnies

sinking pints with my brother at the pub with the fam, depressing. Food was complete trash. Just gonna get loaded before I have to deal with meeting the step family and pretending to be normal before leaving without a goodbye

A festive season it is, eagles on the speakers and VB on tap

Boong fucken lyfe

>>197648

Did the misso come?

>>197649

That's a bit personal m8

What are you boongs up to?

>>197651

Smoking bongs, might have a drink in a little while

>>197651

Drinking some beer I bought yesterday.

>>197653

>>197652

What ya going to drink bros

>>197654

Takeaway beer from my local brewery. It is exceptionally good.

>>197654

Glenmorangie

>TFW won't be able to drink for a couple of days

HE'S STILL CLIMBING IN VIEWS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e039ODdE_fs

>>197659

I'm gonna click on your kink but it better fucking not be that spastic you keep spamming

>>197659

Oh, fuck you

Fuck off with this shit

>>197659

Are you him?

I just had some trifle it was on point.

>>197663

Nice. I always enjoyed trifle.

>tfw no trifle

I'm angry NEETs. Angry at the shit state of my life.

>>197666

Look within NEET.

>tfw no gf

>tfw no trifle gf

>>197670

What are you up to shire

>>197671

At my parents place with the gf, sister and brother in law, we had a pork roast and are now getting Dan’d

>>197670

Merry Christmas

>>197672

Tremendous

>>197658

Nk you boong

My cousin looks like overweight Richard Nixon

>>197676

Hot

>>197676

Nobody licks our dick

>>197679

Kek

Would it be rude to go home?

>>197681

Probably but if staying will do your head in then fuck them

Fucking /n/ deleted the boong thread

>>197681

Not at all you have stayed long enough.

Unorganised B grade ex celebrity super group singing fake Christmas carols.

TV is shit.

>>197682

Spooky

>>197683

I'm supposed to be going to my cousins for tea tonight with them.

They're not doing my head in, my dads asleep and I was for about an hour. Nan's watching the carols.

Those white dogs deleted my thread on /n/

>>197682

I saw that exact same image floating outside my window last night, I quickly ducked under the covers and had a wank

>Casey bloody Donovan

That is not a hot boong

>>197691

You replied to it now it won't go away.

>>197688

I'd say head off then, they won't mind.

They are rebuilding that nest again. I can see them at it.

>>197694

I think we're supposed to be going together

>>197695

You should just let them and make a little bird bath next to it for them

>>197695

Hire gunclubNEET to shoot them all

>>197696

Plans change. You were never that definite about it.

>>197697

>good angelNEET

>>197698

>bad angelNEET

>>197697

Where will the postie put my letters?

>>197701

Up your bum

>>197701

Mate, you are evicting them on Christmas.

>>197702

Now we're talking.

Already a bit too gooned

Still got a lot of piss to sink with the fam

Jersey Boys are shit

We did it

>>>/b/8548663

>>197705

Sink the fam with a lot of piss

>>197707

Kek

They made hex the boongs penis

>>197710

>Rich ladies, imagine this.

>>197703

Fair point. I will wait until tomorrow.

>>197701

perhaps they can learn to share

>>197713

You are naive. You do not know these birds like I do.

Sexual poo

>>197715

At least you are finally admitting it you boong.

Christmas cones cunnies

>>197718

Would you say it is a

>fistful of awesome

?

>>197719

I'm there m8

>>197719

Christmas cumguzzlers

NK you boong

Will you swap one of your fingers for an oz of buds ?

>>197723

Why does Craigs dick have traffic intersections tattoo'd on it ?

>>197723

Low quality poos again.

>>197723

beautiful

>>197724

kek

>>197723

Thank you nk, you are a national treasure

>>197725

They're unique poos

>>197725

My cloned NK's shall be genetically modified for better pooing

I'm adding 8% pajeet

>>197723

Pathetic dexis poo

>tfw depressed

>>197731

Well there you go

You were severely depressed before

>>197732

A marginal improvement

>>197732

A Christmas miracle

Bong on boongahZz!!!

/b/ is offended by the abos

I am pleased

>>197735

But I smoke buckets

If the boong moves it'll fall over

Anyone itt

>>197738

I'll rape you

>>197738

yes darling?

>>197739

Not if he consents first

Unna

>>197738

Yeah I'm here, post some aborigine pics I'm running out

I need some good abbo porn to get this wank goin

>>197745

Post above yours should do ya

>>197741

The rape will be quick and brutal he won't have time to consent, it will be ambiguous at the very least

>>197745

Wank to my poo, it's basically abo porn

>>197747

If they consent afterwards is it still rape ?

>>197724

They're supposed to be veins

>>197667

I look within and see nothing but a young man headed towards total failure.

>>197749

I don't hang around for a chat after a raping, when I finish I quickly leave and seek out a new victim

>>197745

Abbo Hentai When?

I'm going to have a drink in 11 minutes

I went home. It's hot. I'm getting naked.

>>197756

It was her own fault for dressing that way

>>197757

Rule 29.

All NEETs must wear at least a pair of cumdies while posting in the Gen unless exemption is given by at least 4 council members who shall inspect the nudity.

>>197754

Before you do anything drastic.

>>197760

Lol, no.

I have a no drink before 2pm rule

>>197759

There's a hidden clause with that rule stating:

Rule 29; Paragraph 7; …unless at least half of Council Members are already naked prior to inspection…

Half The Council are always naked.

>>197763

Damn that fine print

>>197764

Damn that fine arse

Tis the season

FUCKED UP FAMILY THREAD

I fucking hate my mother, i hate her so much.

The fact that she will hapily celebrate christmas with my family, makes me want to vomit.

She's a filthy piece of shit, a golddigger. She's is genetic garbage.

This is a person that can only take and steal from others, but wont give anything back in return.

Her biggest victim is my dad. And to see her abusing and using him, solely for her own needs is SOO FUCKING DISGUSTING. Maybe even more disgusting is the way she does this: Piece by piece, reaaaaaly slow. but not to obvious/noticable.

Like taking candy from a fucking kid. My dad is just way too kind for this cruel world. Everything that we had was due to him, and he litteraly never asked anything in return for it.

And because of that, all he ever got was a abusive whore to spend his money on.

i just wanted to get this off my chest (english is not my native languege)

how do i find/contact a hitman on the internet?

Merry christmas guys

>>197767

Poor Dad. That's not very good.

Merry Christmas.

>>197767

You are terrible person

What sort of son would have his mother murdered on Christmas ?

You bring great shame

>>197769

post bulge

>>197767

Polish neet?

>>197772

He needs to go pull the yule log.

>>197773

He could give it a good polish

fuck boong wizard

Have a goon +/ binge +/ wank

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>>197779

?

Damnit

Boong Wizard has been thwarted

>>197777

angel gods quads checked

>>197777

I have no goon but I shall have a whisky and a bingwank

>>197777

had my wank at exactly midnight last night

I am offended.

I too am offended

what are we offended about ?

>>197783

Have that instead.

>>197784

Have another.

>>197786

>>197785

See >>197777

>tfw you have to see “that” cousin tonight

>>197790

"that" cousin her or him ?

>>197790

Me too. He's alright. Unless, you're him and that cousin is me.

>>197789

A Merry Christmas to you to.

>>197789

Cheers NEET.

I'm not gonna post a pic when I do the wank though

>>197792

Someone needs to photoshop that figurine into a pajeet street shit photo

>tfw the baked beans I had for lunch are starting to produce large amounts of uncontrollable wind

Might have depression

Are we on track to beat /aus/ or hit 200k or whatever the 2k18 goal was besides gf2018?

>>197800

We flogged /aus/ a week back I think

>>197801

>undertale

Sorry to hear about your gender transition, NEET.

>>197796

Disappointing.

>>197802

FUCK YEAH

Also check my dubs.

Family is watching love actually. i never really liked that movie.

>>197805

>Also check my dubs.

no

Might be impressed.

>tfw undressed

>>197803

not undertale it's Binding of Isaac m8

Dubs and boongs smell bad

>>197777 (ch-ch-checked)

You fucked up and now we're not going to make it.

>>197778

You tried and failed

>>197811 (checked)

Dubs confirm.

>>197812

We are all going to make it Dan's/Craig's, no need to worry.

>>197809

Post lurid pictures.

Goddamn

I may eat some food before I consume another large whisky

Hey fellas where do I download torrents now since the gubbermint remove PB and KAT? Want to download some old vidya.

Weber

>>197816

don't, just fucking wreck yourself.

you only get one chance a year

>>197817

>tfw dejavu

>>197817

You ask the same question every month or so.

>>197819

JUST

>>197819

I've been smoking cones since 4am too

>>197817

http://gamestorrent.co/

I'd be careful tho

>>197821

It's probably asioNEETs pajeet replacement half arsing it and just asking us once a month who to report

>>197817

Get a VPN. I use Private Internet Access as they havld a super cheap sale on Black Friday sale. It has a Sydney server and I have no problems with it unlike other provides that use to go nuts when changing between servers. I am very lazy and cannot be bothered configuring openvpn so I use the default apps they provide me

>>197824

>>197826

Thanks neets. Found a PB proxy.

>>197825

It is indeed an interesting paradox that to discover these websites, the user themself has to commit an act of piracy that they are not exempted from under the relevant legislation.

>>197817

USENET

It's the magic decoder ring of the internet.

>>197828

Do as we say, not as we do

>>197757

Hot

>>197757

Spicy

Some chick I went to school with got an apartment for Christmas because she shat out a child with her basedboy husband.

It’s a small one and in a NPC off the plan manafactured suburb but still just blows my mind as it’s still 150k+

My mummybot pitched in to buy a barely working clunker when I got my first wage quest all those years ago and I still feel guilty.

>>197828

>>197824

Unironically don't even use that site, I just know it exists from a family member, no joke

>>197827

good luck NEET, merry christmas

>>197832

/Picante/

I am hot,sweaty,smelly and half drunk

Could really do a boong chick tbh

>>197833

property prices are inflating so much, and have been for near 15 years now. I hope the overlending the banks are doing will make them crumble. But I doubt it, more likely it will destroy everyone but the banks