/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

I have a headache and maybe hay fever

MELBOURNE

BOX HILL

BOX HILL

PARENTS HOUSE

>>198224

????

I thought Monk and I were the only NEETs in Shitbourne

I didn't drink any alcohol today because I had to drive

>>198226

Why do you call him "Monk"? If you lived with him you'd know he's anything but.

>>198227

Same, I might have some scotch a little later

>>198223

Don't get stabbed.

>>198225

Me too, NEET.

>>198228

Monk's GF how did you find this place

>>198228

I did not choose that name, he has been called that by the gen for over a year now

>>198228

He's a monk because he wished to be on at once much the same reason we are all referred to as neets

>>198231

He sits on this weird little facebook all day avoiding me.

>>198235

>weird little facebook

I am very offended by this

>>198235

Kek, are you aware on the contents of this site and the people who use it

>>198116

Thank you. I love you too.

>>198236

So am I, we are far superior to that shitty site run by that funny looking jew

>>198239

Aren't we a shitty site run by a funny looking jew Jim Watkins

>>198239

People say that on FB about twitter.

>>198240

We're a shitty site run by law enforcement under the guise of a weird looking jew

>>198242

Isn't that true of Facebook

>>198131

You're not real

>>198240

Yes we may be, but ours is better

>>198243

That one is run by the jewish cabal under the guise of law enforcement under the thinner guise of a weird looking jew

>>198172

Excellent to hear man.

>>198246

Isn't that true of here except the jewish cabal is the the jew boong cabal

>>198249

So that's where export comes from

Bitches want to change history.

>>>/b/8549162

>>198250

lmao

>>198251

yikes

>>198065

You need to stop race mixing and keep your nana happy

Had a blew with the misso

about sugar

So is 4chinks down again ?

>>198260

Don't think so

>>198261

THEN WHY IS THERE AUTISM ALL OVER THE WALLS AND CEILING YOUNG MAN ?

>>198262

Where?

>>198262

<I DONT KNOW AHHHHH

>FUCK

<FUCK

>FUCK

>>198265

get a cork

>>198265

Sleep in the shower

Doensn't matter if you poo yourself then

>>198267

excelent

>>198268

My sister used to make my bro in law sleep in the bath when he was pissed

apparently he would shit the bed

>>198270

nighty night NEET

Hope you had a good day

>>198270

Thats the old rape road

>>198272

It's been the ruin of many a young bumhole

from random import choice

c = choice(["Wank", "Don't Wank"])

print(c)

>its a drunken violence episode

merry christmas

>>198274

There is no choice, only Wank

>>198277

mother son incest ntr dojins, dan murphy r34, amateur missionary

>>198279

fuck oright then

My tumesced bros

>cant fall asleep, goes on phone

>get tired and want to sleep

The cycle continues. I hate not having my daily 3L of goon

>>198283

Did cenno cut off your goon allowance ?

Does anyone want to adopt a NEET girl for Chrissie? Has consent.

>>198285

Hmmm…

Has she been had her shots and been de-flea'd ?

Chrissie is over, i hope you NEETs did the right thing and spent it with family.

>>198285

if this NEET is ok with living in my wardrobe go right ahead, its quite spacious in there

>>198287

I did not

But I called my dad and texted my brother

>>198288

Careful m8, we don't know if she has fleas or not yet

>>198289

your right would hate to get fleas into my mothers house, speaking of mothers you should give yours a call, it is the season after all.(unless you still live at home or shes dead)

>>198290

De-flea'd, shot, and not yet defiled.

>>198288

Do you want it long term? Living situation might not be optimal.

Time for a sleep. Night Night NEETs

>>198293

Night noight

>>198293

Sleep tight

>>198291

Consent is key

>>198292

are you suggesting that my wardrobe is not a the best most optimal in NEET living, i am offended

>>198292

I too am offended at your insulting of his wardrobe

I think you owe him an extra NEET girl as compensation for the insult

>>198296

Pics

>>198297

I only have 1. Why are you up so early?

>>198297

>so early

So late, WA NEET

>>198300

Sorry for underestimating your wardrobe and thanks for the feet.

Goon >>198265 / Good Morning NEETs.

I am up. Going to be a period of hot weather. Looks like tomorrow could be a sweet corn and melon killer of a day. Feeling worried.

>>198290

>(unless you still live at home

Who's the NEET here who doesn't live at home?

>>198305

> I will change the channel away from the Karenposting show

It is about time.

That's not very nice NEET

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/son-allegedly-shot-mum-in-the-head-with-nailgun-on-christmas-day/news-story/e454adf91df8d5394fdc5d24f04150b0

>>198307

You can only take so much. So many of us have had our lives ruined by bad parenting. And then they blame you for your fucked up life even though they were the ones who did it to you.

>>198308

Then you get on the goon, find a nail gun and decide to finish it all?

Feeling like I'm comfy this morning, it's that weird time of the year when Christmas is over but it's not new year's yet. always a relaxing time of the year, unless you're at the shops surrounded by normans that is.

>>198309

It happens rarely. Part of the effects of the childhood abuse is you feel guilty about everything and don't want to upset your abusive parent(s).

>>198310

I find it a strange time. The normies are all home and they act weird.

>>198300

I can not imagine you in a suit unless it's to go to court.

>>198315

Good morning my friend.

>>198317

Get down and sweaty.

>>198305

>I will change the channel away from the Karenposting show.

>>198305

>I will change the channel away from the Karenposting show.

>>198305

>I will change the channel away from the Karenposting show.

>>198305

>I will change the channel away from the Karenposting show.

>>198305

>I will change the channel away from the Karenposting show.

>>198305

>I will change the channel away from the Karenposting show.

>>198305

>I will change the channel away from the Karenposting show.

>>198305

>I will change the channel away from the Karenposting show.

>>198319

You know …. I think he might change the channel away from the Karenposting show

>>198303

Geez, you're right. I presumed we were past the hottest bit. Tomorrow and Friday are going to be swelters.

>>198310

Misso asked me if I wanted to go to the cinema today.

>>198312

>act weird.

??

>>198320

We won't be able to call him Karen anymore.

>>198326

Stuck dangler in dingers.

It's too hot to do any yard work and I'm getting bored of the computer.

>>198328

Sounds like it's time for a goon and wank break

>>198328

I have some fancy 18 year old scotch but I don't really feel like it.

>>198330

I'll drink it for you

>>198331

You are very generous.

>>198332

I am very generous when it comes to other peoples booze

>>198333

It that why you're not allowed back in Dans?

>>198334

Yes, After that time I yelled "Party at Dans, All drinks free" they banned me for life.

It is 11 o'clock. I have just cracked my first beer.

>>198338

I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk.

>>198339

I thought about doing a 12 step program but it sounded too much like exercise

>>198323

They do things they don't normally do. Their schedules change. Unfamiliar people come over to their houses. They have parties. They stop going to work.

I don't like these sort of unpredictable things.

>>198322

What did you say?

I am in from the power rack. It gets hot in that shed. I might have to start doing my lifting earlier in the mornings. Right now I wait until after nine because I can be quite noisy in there clanging the bar on the rack and more recently I have been doing my throws against the rebound net and sometimes I will miss the ball and it will hit the metal side of the shed with a large noise.

>>198342

I'm still sitting here naked.

>>198344

It is too warm for you to get me all hot and bothered with such remarks today thank you.

>>198346

Taking off your clothes can help you cool down.

>>198348

My aura would heat up until it was intolerable.

>>198349

>until it was intolerable.

Maybe for some.

22 degrees today in Shitbourne, have to help mummybot with some packing as she is going away for 10 days tomorrow

>>198352

The parcel just took a few days off for a Christmas break

>>198354

It just called in sick a few times like Monk.

A man with a big fat missus is never respected.

merry christmas from SLO. i'm gonna stay alone forever i guess. feelsoneofthosemoodsman

>>198317

do your elbows ever hurt? mine do after i do it a lot and i don't think i'm doing anything wrong.

>>198357

Happy Christmas Slovenly NEET.

>>198357

I get knee pain from squats but that is all.

>>198356

If she has big fat tits there can be a certain degree of respect.

>>198357

> i'm gonna stay alone forever i guess. feelsoneofthosemoodsman

Any thing particular happen or is it just one of those moods? because i always go through those moods whenever i talk to a women. its not fun.

>>198361

just one of those moods and yeah, i know what you mean. why even talk. next time, i'll just quietly stare them dead in the eyes until they walk away.

>>198362

I try and go full Buddhist on it and detach myself from any expectation when i speak to them but in the end the only time i speak to them is when im drunk, and deep down inside i know im lying to myself.

NEETs please try not to sound like neckbeard incels when you write about women. It is not good for you or anyone else here.

I am going to KFC for food because I'm bored.

>>198366

Bring me back a 10 pack of wicked wings please.

>>198365

>NEETs please try not to sound like neckbeard incels when you write about women

In what way exactly?

>>198363

oof, you're really hitting it close to home

>>198315

Good afternoon and thank you. I was not going to say good morning to anyone else till someone replied back to me no one also said good night back to me last night which was disappointing this morning

>>198325

This also made me feel uneasy given that a replacement name has not been provided.

>>198344

Caliente!

>>198367

I got a small potato and gravy to dip them in as well.

>>198373

I don't endorse that. Feed it to the dog.

>>198370

I notice that there has been less good mornings as of late/.

>>198374

What are you going to dip your wicked wings in then? I didn't get any aoli

>>198376

I take them raw.

>>198371

I think I will just keep calling animeposters Karen. It is better than detachedtonsilNEET

>>198377

madman

>>198375

I only give good mornings to NEETs who merit them now.

Can barely afford the rent due today

Think I've been sacked

Rough 2 day bender hangover

>>198381

That looks an awful lot like one of NK's toilet bowl pics.

They are not swimming in oil. You got ripped off.

>>198383

I should've spoilered.

>>198380

So do I.

>>198384

It's like a whole different menu.

I should've got another mountain dew. I have finished it and only finished one zinger, the popcorn chicken, nuggers and half a pack of wicked wings.

>>198382

Why do you think you've been sacked?

>tfw hungover like a boong

>>198382

Is this Monk?

>>198390

I see you are becoming in tune with the auras.

Monk frustrates me. We told him not to take those sick days. Why does he do these things?

>>198391

> auras

I sniff the posts to see which one of you made them.

>>198365

we are supreme gentleneets

>>198393

I don't like the thought of some random NEET sniffing my posts.

>>198395

we can smell your fear

>>198396

And his last meal

>>198382

You should apply to be on Struggle Street

It feels like a Sunday but it is Wednesday my dudes.

>>198392

>Why does he do these things?

He is NEET.

I have awoken from my food coma.

>>198393

What does this one smell like.

>>198400

I had hoped he would escape.

>>198401

Welcome back. Did you have the meat sweats while you slept?

>>198399

I do not know how I will cope going back to work, especially after next week when the public holidays are over.

>>198403

We all rise to our own level of incompetence and then remain there.

Some of us struggle and fight it more than others.

>>198404

I have a sore jaw and neck, I think I tried to continue eating the pillow.

Food will be upon me soon NEETs.

>>198408

You sound like a strong contender for Nurgle2018

>>198409

Are you the platter for tomorrow's meeting?

>>198410

I think nurgle 2020 is more likely for that NEET. He is a slow but steady gainer.

>>198412

If he can master this sleep eating I'm gonna bet the house on him for 2019

>>198412

It is all in my ass.

>>198340

I do the 12 wank program

how have you all dealt with christmas

I'm going home soon which means having some good cold goon

>>198414

It will be.

>>198343

If your worried about neighbours complaining just make autistic noises when it gets loud in the shed, that way the neighbours won't do shit

>>198415

>Step 1

>Accept that a higher power isn't gonna wank you off

>>198416

How was Dad this year?

>>198347

Perfect raping weather

>>198416

I have been alcohol and stressful family situation free this year, it's been nice

>>198417

Oh my.

>>198422

Well done mate.

>>198418

I wish to know more about this tactic.

>>198419

I am not ready to accept that.

>>198426

>tfw no god wank

>>198422

Are you the NEET that played table tennis with his sister? I thought about that a couple times, that was a nice story.

Good to hear it was stress free.

>>198418

>worried about neighbours complaining

I have a thing called a conscience (a bit overactive to be honest) and I don't fear complaints I fear upsetting or irritating other people even if they never complain and never mention it.

Stressful aboriginal wank

>>198429

>a thing called a conscience

You wanna get rid of that m8, It'll do you no good

Stress-free wandjina fellatio

>>198429

I turn the stereo up loud first thing in the morning and walk around the backyard naked slapping my balls up and down while I yell at the crows in the trees as they caw back at me

>>198428

I am not, but I enjoyed that story too

>>198431

I am trying

>>198420

well weedman dad got annoyed at me after I told him I got evictedbut I thinkk we're sorting something out

Why are escorts so expensive on a NEET budget?

>>198416

I did nothing and celebrated nothing.

>>198438

You have to show them your healthcare card to get the cheaper rates

>>198438

To stop us learning how to breed

>>198437

Did you tell your Dad the full extent of the sins that got you evicted or did you play it like you were the victim?

>>198438

Inflation.

>>198438

because prositute are for the rich Jews and Pajeets only, no white boys allowed

>>198438

It is your soul which pays the heavy price.

>>198444

A lot of them say NO PAJEETS on their ads

>>198442

I kinda hid a bit still but I think he knows, even so I bet the land lord is doing it for shekels because when I was looking I fucking saw a unit on the same lot as mine in the same condition for $70 more a week

>>198437

That's good.

Ugly chink whores thinking they're worth $100 an hour.

>>198449

>100 an hour

And most degenerates only use a quarter or that anyway

>>198446

thats just put up to get rid of the poor low caste pajeets, only the high caste pajeets who are doctors and ceos are allowed

>>198450

I need cuddle time though. That's 55 minutes alone.

>>198452

Sad

>>198453

Not everyone can cuddle with your mum like you can.

>>198454

She's far more affordable than 100 bucks an hour

>>198455

But not everyone lives in the ghetto.

Our fathers have failed us. It is time for a new beginning; nay, a NEET beginning.

>>198457

I'd say it is the other way around tbqh

Trannies are fucking gross.

>>198459

Want to to share anymore insights with us?

>>198460

The sun is still shining so it can't be all bad. Actually it just went behind a cloud.

>>198460

Do Not stir Hot coffee with Your penis

>>198461

Thank you for enlightening my day.

>>198462

Thank you my special little boong.

>>198459

Beats taking the bus though

>>198464

I learned that one the hard way

Boxing day Kino

>>198466

But did it improve or detract from the taste?

>>198467

Won't be long before we have neetposters younger than that video

>>198469

We have posters younger than my keyboard

>>198470

Shouldn't you be mowing your lawn or something?

>>198471

Already done

I mow it at 2 seconds past 7am for that extra annoyance value

>>198470

how old is your keyboard

>>198474

give it a clean, jesus fuck

>>198475

Lol, that's an old photo

It's a little cleaner than that now

>>198475

I am not him, but I believe that the grime enhances the typing experience.

>>198474

Some of those cumstains could be frogposters by now if they had been put inside a woman instead

>>198475

My keyboard has backlighting underneath the keys, so you can see just a whole array of dog hair, crumbs and pubes underneath between the spaces. And if you scrape your fingernail on literally any key, you will collect dirt sausages

>>198479

Disgusting.

>tfw your keyboard is 1.2% your DNA

>>198479

NK you boong

>>198478

I could probably repopulate the planet with that keyboard tbqh

>>198480

One time I was eating chips and a fairly large crumb broke off and fell between the keys, but not underneath the keyboard. I couldn't get it out with my fingers, so I improvised and used my mouth to suck the chip out from the gap. The problem is that I sucked up and swallowed years old dust and doghair at the same time.

In fact, it wasn't just one time. It was many times, and I would still do it today if I was wealthy enough to afford chips.

>>198484

Vile

>>198484

>In fact, it wasn't just one time. It was many times

Too much honesty there neetbro but I hear ya

I've shaken the tobacco crumbs out of my keyboard and smoked tobacco/cat hair/dust bits when I've been desperate

>>198487

Low

>>198488

Addiction will make a humble sober church going NEET into a grubby grovelling whore

I bet some of you don't even clean your penises

>>198490

One time I was cleaning my penis and a fairly large crumb of smegma broke off and fell between the keys, but not underneath the keyboard. I couldn't get it out with my fingers, so I improvised and used my mouth to suck the smegma out from the gap. The problem is that I sucked up and swallowed years old dust and doghair at the same time.

>>198491

Why does your penis have keys ?

>>198479

>pubes

Caliente!

>>198484

Lovely.

>>198492

To play with.

on topic of disgusting NEETery

>tfw my ear has gotten infected (on the outside) right on the earlobe and it was getting pussy today just the more fun to squeeze

>>198491

This is why I love the Gen!

>>198496

Dont smell it

>>198496

Just be careful mate that it doesn't spread to inside the ear as an ear infection can be an extremely painful affair.

>>198496

>it was getting pussy today

tfw your ear is more romantically successful than you are

Gooey ear pussy

>>198497

>come for the NEET advice, stay for the smegma eating posts

>>198502

>come for the NEET advice

That was a mistake.

>>198503

You might misunderstand me m8

I have a fetish for NEET advice, I cum for the advice

Come to the NEET advice.

>>198502

>>198503

NEET advice is normally pretty good, I enjoy the Gen for for the diverse amount of opinions that are posted.

>>198506

quit your job and become a monk

>>198507

Nah.

I advise all NEETs that they should

>>198509

I have been doing that my whole life.

>>198509

>>198509

So true m8, so true.

>>198510

>IKTF

>tfw

>>198496

>tfw no infected ear to impress the ladies with

>>198509

This is discrimination against small brained neets

>>198515

Sounds like a bunch of vagina person nonsense

>>198516

That is why I am going back to sleep.

Well it looks like Trump fucking pussied out again after Israel reeeed, will we ever fucking get out of the middle east, jesus christ

>>198326

Did you know the biggest danger to dingoes is racemixing?

>>198519

Is it about getting raped while pooing in the street ?

>>198520

Got my free meal from Jack's today. Some werid cunt delayed the drive through while changing their order at the pick up window, using a coupon they have never seen before and then handing back the food?

>>198520

honestly fast food workers and also receptionists and other jobs where you do nothing deserve $4 while apprentices and qualified workers in those fields deserve double what they earn

>>198520

>15 hours per week

>4 dollars per hour

lol

>>198522

yeah with actual dogs isn't it, it's really the case with the abos where they'll go extinct because of racemixing and not because of petrol and stolen generators

>>198521

Not until we reduce our oil use.

>>198360

I respect tits every day.

My first job when I was 17 In 1992 paid $4.20 an hour full time rate.

>>198527

>with actual dogs

WHITE

>>198525

Is that you apprentice NEET?

>>198527

So we're literally fucking the abos to death ?

>>198530

Is that a euphemism or an actual rate

>>198528

It's not the fucking oil you fuckwit, Norway, America and Russia have shit tonnes of oil and keep it to themselves, this isn't about oil at all

It's about geopolitical alliances in there that are worth more than the lives of our nations to these fucks

>>198530

That could buy you a lot more back then though

>>198532

you know it

Seriously what the actual fuck do office workers do because it doesn't look like they do anything

>>198530

old man NEET

>>198534

No that was the pay rate

>>198536

Very true.My rollies back then cost $8 or so and a carton was under 20

>>198531

Yes those Actual dogs are dogs brought over by the evil white man

>>198533

yeah us also the arabs and negros are starting to get into the unna puss

>>198412

I'm a hardgainer in the gym

>>198535

Why did burger land push the death of that journalist under the rug? Saudi Arabia clearly did it and they had the audio to prove that those in the top tier of their politics ordered the killing. Burger land came out saying how good they were and they did nothing wrong. Did they do this for the good will?

>>198530

that was in 1992 so really that was like $20 an hour

>>198537

shitpost on reddit

>>198540

>>198531

GIRLS

>>198542

Oh because you can't offend Saudi Arabia else they'll let slip about the 9 hundred and 11 dogs Israel and America are hiding

>>198546

FUK

>>198533 (checked)

This is how the Chinese fix their "ethnic minority" problems. We should do the same. No more of this "welcome to country" bullshit.

>>198548

UNNA

>>198548

DOGS

>>198544

is that what you do cruisey

>>198543

Yeah, pretty much.

I think I took home $130 and it seemed like a fortune

>>198549

So what do the chinese men do since they're argubly in a worse spot than white men

>>198550

You fucked up.

>>198542

Jamal was a foreign intelligence asset embedded in a media organization. That's not what "journalism" is, fellas.

>>198557

It's like a US politician getting a person killed because they said bad things about them. Their position or role does not give a justification that makes it ok for them to be murdered.

fat grubby smelly aboriginal penis

>>198545

I also remembered this gem

https://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/disabled-transgender-jewish-aboriginal-woman-becomes-member-of-royal-sydney-golf-club/

Yes I know its satire

>>198525

> apprentices

low quality aboriginal anal

>>198556

==NO CUZ U FUKED UP, WOIGHT CAHNTS FUK UNNA DAWGZ

>>198524

How did you get a free meal?

>>198561

I know I'm shitposting but honestly I still think people are overpaid

>>198564

He pulls out his penis and won't put it away until they feed him

>>198558

Jamal was a spy, he played the game, he lost.

The real question here is why did the American media get 6,000,000x more buttblasted about this one non-citizen then they did over four dead servicemen in Benghazi? Really gets the noggin' joggin'.

>>198563

Mean IQ 63 cannot into redtext.

>>198537

You just worry about your job and I'll worry about mine.

>>198554

They go homo.

>>198567

Saudi Arabia then would have been well within their rights to lock him up indefinitely. Killing him and then committing parts of the crime in a foreign country beyond their consulate does not mean they should get off scot-free.

>>198552

I post here.

>>198566

I submitted feedback because I almost paid $13 for the meal and it was extremely disappointing that the burger was cold when I got back home. This solution to resolve the problem was a free meal and I just went up there and show them the message they replied with and got the meal.

Some of these posts smell extremely strange

>>198565

Me too, everyone is overpaid.

Fried dimmies at the beach

>>198575

Sniff this one.

>>198573

I find it funny people having the time to have a break at work let alone having the time to post here in work hours

The food cravings are hitting me hard. I am never going to be able to get that Jude Law figure.

>>198574

You are the reason they only pay them $4

>>198580

Don't get garlic bread.

>>198582

I don't have any money. I would have to borrow it from my mother to go on a binge.

>>198579

Some people go for a smoke, some go for a coffee, some have lunch breaks.

I post on /ausneets/.

>>198578

You disgust me

>>198584

all those things seem alien to me

>>198583

No having a binge

Have a wank instead

>>198581

No need to thank me m8.

Sometimes i wonder why i have a phone and then i remember it is so i can go on the internet when i am away from my computer.

>>198589

same

Under TRUE COMMUNISMSMS fast food worker is paid same as nuclear physicist

>>198591

True communism would probably automate both positions.

>>198589

If you can't access aboriginal porn on the go, what's the point of life?