/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

CARLTON DRAUGHT

rash

bum

>>198960

>>198960

>>198977

Hot

You're hot.

>>198964

Good OC.

>>198979

I was 41 degrees today.

>>198981

Hot.

I like this pepe even though he works for cenno

>>198982

Yes.

>>198983

I like the hottie behind him.

>>198983

He is the IT guy showing those boomers how to log into Facebook.

>>198985

She is the alpha and keeps discipline in the break room by slapping them around when they get uppity.

>tfw you NEETs made a new thread when I was catching up on the old one because I fell asleep on the couch because I smoke too much pot

>>198988

I demand my (You)'s.

>>198987

>discipline in the break room by slapping them around

Hot

.

>>198989

I got (you) covered bro

>>198983

>>198964

This pepe shows us that 5/6 Cenno women wear glassed

My last visit to Cenno was 20 months ago

Fucking hell

This time next week it'll be 2019

Time is like an elusive nigger with a boong nailed to it

2>5>3>1>6>pepe>background man 1>background man 2>boong flag>4

>>198953

I take it properly but I take extra doses at night when I'm drinking or else I just fall asleep and whatever left I trade for weed

>>198964

6 months ago, the real question is when you were last at MAX

Just wanked for a whole hour

>>198999

Beat my 40 seconds

>>198997

Have you tried crushing the pills and injecting them into your testicles ?

>>199001

I'm not sure that would be a good idea

>>198998

>the real question is when you were last at MAX

7 months ago

I have been eating Hillview brand cheese slices all night.

>>199004

Surely coon has to be the official neet cheese (besides dick, of course)

>>199005

If we had an abo NEET he could have coon dick cheese

>>199002

Gives the boong prostitutes something to work for.

>>199006

Unfortunately our resident abo neet got jewed out of the dick cheese business

>>199007

>How to get free blowjobs from boong chicks

>"I just injected my balls with amphetamines, you want some ?"

>>199009

Some of the boong ladies I attended high school with would probably have unironically fell for that trick.

Big yellow coon cheese

Still got over 2k on my cenno debt

That feel when no longer a youth allowance boong living at my mums house spending my meager cenno bux on goon and pot

big yellow cheesey coon

>>199012

>That feel when no longer a youth allowance boong living at my mums house spending my meager cenno bux on goon and pot

I know that feel. Sometimes I miss having to budget so heavily

>>199014

>Considered youth at 23

>>199016

We are talking about welfare recipients

>>199015

You can stay on it for a lot longer if you are receiving a payment or completing the study that is continuing beyond the age where you can apply for it. I did.

Anybody know a way someone could get away?

>>199019

from?

>>199016

it means asian

>>199019

drink goon

>>199017

>>199016

I have found the NEET gen theme song

It was on the good ship Venus

By Christ, ya shoulda seen us

The figurehead was a whore in bed

And the mast, a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger

He was a dirty bugger

He wasn't fit to shovel shit

From one place to another

Friggin' in the riggin'

Friggin' in the riggin'

Friggin' in the riggin'

There was fuck all else to do

The captain's name was Morgan

By Christ, he was a gorgon

Ten times a day he'd stop and play

With his fuckin' organ

The first mate's name was Cooper

By Christ he was a trooper.

He jerked and jerked until he worked

Himself into a stupor

Friggin' in the riggin'

Friggin' in the riggin'

Friggin' in the riggin'

There was fuck all else to do

cont.

>>199022

That's waht I though too, didn't know it was Lenny Kravitz.

>>199026

The second mate was Andy

By Christ, he had a dandy

Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock

For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Flipper

He was a fuckin' nigger

He stuffed his ass with broken glass

And circumcised the skipper

Friggin' in the riggin'

Friggin' in the riggin'

Friggin' in the riggin'

There was fuck all else to do

The Captain's wife was Mabel

To fuck she was not able

So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits

Across the barroom table

The Captain had a daughter

Who fell in deep sea water

And by her squeals we knew the eels

Had found 'er sexual quarters

>>199029

>>199026

A bit lame.

>>199030

I'm not sure how it relates to NEETs.

low quality aboriginal prolapse

large quantity aboriginal pooflaps

>>199032

I am sorry if I upset you NEET.

revenge-filled aboriginal glassing

My pineal gland is trying to crack open the flouride case formed around it by our subtly poisoned food and water sources.

If a boong and a nigger are racist to each other then who commits the hate crime ?

>>199038

Having wanks +/ goons +/ binges.

>>199038

The infantry is like a home for people who can't handle living by themselves and need constant supervision and mothering.

>>199037

Mine has calcified and is dead. I am happier this way.

>>199039

African, this is UNNAs land.

so what should I do for New Years

>>199044

Stay home on the NEET gen.

>>199039

The nigger because they would beat the shit out of an abo in a fight

>>199044

Inject goon into your urethra

>>199041

Living by yourself is easy, just so lonely and pointless

>>199042

Mine feels like it's trying to break free, I think it is the reason for my all too regular migraines.

>>199049

You need to drink a litre of tap water a day to put it back to sleep.

>>199046

We need to set up these fights.

I think there'd be good money to be made in bets and spectators

Goon, goon everywhere but not a drop to drink

>>199046

Fuck No, Abos have the power of dexies on their side

>>199052

Have a goon

>>199052

Very profound.

>>199053

and rape.

>>199056

Don't be so sure about that one

>>199057

good bum, chink admirer

>>199053

They'll be too tired to fight from all the wanking

>>199057

Good Night Asian girls bottom

>>199057

Gook night.

NEET party in the hoooouse tonight

Everbody gonna have a goon goon goon tiiiime

>>199063

Till the coma hits.

>>199063

(Sponsored by Craig)

>>199065

(Blowjobs not included)

I just heard that goat/sheep again.

>>199068

That thing better not show up in my dreams tonight.

>>199069

It is slightly disturbing

Has anyone ever pooped the bed?

>>199071

Have you?

>>199071

I sneak into other NEETs houses at night and poop their beds

>>199073

I hope it was a high quantity poo.

>>199074

Lol, no, I save those for when I'm at home.

Visited NEETs get low quality sloppy poo

>tfw severely impressed

>tfw severely undressed

>>199076

I recognise that depression.

>>199079

Is that Freo depression ?

>>199080

Looks similar to Pt. Adelaide depression. Somewhere near Pelican Point depression.

Come on, Port Adelaide depression

>>199081

I guess one port town depression looks much the same as another

>>199084

G'night m80

>>199084

Sweet dreams sunbaked NEET, hopefully this cool change brings in some coverage for your melons and corn.

>>199083

A man looks out to sea,

>>199086

xx

>>199085

Thank you. How kind.

>>199090

G'night m8, sleep well

>>199090

Good night mate. You will get through it.

>>199091

She needs to put a cardboard box on them.

>>199092

>>199093

Thank you.

>>199082

lol

>>199091

gimme gimme

>tfw no sunburnt gf to rub soothing lotion on

I pood three times today, all of the bad stuff I ate on Christmas is finally gone

>>199099

If only your soul could be so easily cleansed.

>>199100

My wank will go on

>>199102

Why does that poster show lots of naked boong kids ?

>>199104

Well done mate.

>>199076

That looks like the cbh building near Rockingham

>>199103

Because they switched from goon to dexies and get naked before the rape, much more efficient

>>199108

Pepe never hurt anybody. He is a frog of peace.

>>199107

>much more efficient

They've had 40,000 years of practice to perfect it

>>199109

Pepe raped NoFun's mum and murdered his dad

>>199111

Nothing wrong with that.

>>199112

He vowed on that dark street corner to fight the fr*gposters wherever he could find them with the power of anime

What's something good to mix with cider?

>>199114

Toilet water

>>199115

I'd rather not mix beer with it.

Uhh fuck NEETs I keep feeling weird as if I was back at my parents still but I'm back here 100s of KMs away

>>199118

I read that initially as aboriginal arnie stodgman

Are you Agorist?

>>199122

Lol, this place does weird things to your brain

Today my NEET lunch will consist of a 2am 30cmx10cm piece of gingerbread house and a single piece of chocolate, topped off with a cup ofgreen tea and lots of water to stay hydrated.

anyone itt

>>199128

yes

Night Night NEETs.

Goon / Good Morning NEETs.

>>199131

Morning

C H I N K E D

https://www.sbs.com.au/news/nsw-police-investigates-officer-after-video-shows-him-telling-driver-go-back-to-china

>>199133

Shouldn't that be POO'd

Here you go

P O O E D

https://www.9news.com.au/2018/12/27/19/34/adelaide-taxi-driver-attacked-by-passenger-who-refused-to-pay

>>199135

WHITED

>>199136

W H I T E D

https://www.9news.com.au/national/2018/12/27/13/53/wild-wayne-reynolds-queensland-a-current-affair

>>199137

Good morning my friend.

I slept in today.

I am going to go out and give the old veg a water and do a few lifts on the power rack.

>>199142

Good luck, I hope the garden has been coping well in this weather.

>>199139

Morning.

I'm off to wage.

There is a beautiful peacefulness to life at the moment, but it is sort of eerie as well.

>>199145

Post Christmas and NYE shut down with a lot people off the road in cities on holidays. I drove yesterday to a shopping centre in peak hour and it took the same time as non-peak time that during peak typically adds 15 to 20 minutes to the drive.

>>199144

I hope you have a nice day mate. I will await you.

>>199143

Thank you for those kind sentiments. The garden is doing well. I was very pleased with what I saw during today's watering.

I think there are new people living in the house behind my shed. Whenever I am out there I can hear them talking. They sit outside in their little courtyard garden. It is very distracting.

>>199149

Rape them

>>199149

Throw poo over the fence

>>199152

We must cool down the sun with a chill out song.

>>199152

I am sorry for your loss.

>>199152

They're in a better place now m8

unless it's the compost heap

>>199152

Bring them back with the power of wank

>>199155

they are in a compost heap

>>199156

already tried m8

I have been planting aboriginals at the back of my yard.

I hope to get a good crop next year.

>>199158

They require a lot of petrol to make them grow.

>>199159

I'm using a 3/10 goon/petrol mix

With a bit of added poo

aw fuck NEETs its warm as fuck

>>199161

Are you in your gfs arms?

>>199162

No I an't got a gf It's just fucking warm here

>>199164

literally would turn down sex from her and prefer to wank instead, might just be a troll pic

>>199160

Have you got a comfy dumpster for shelter?

>>199167

No, I'm going to let them live wild till I harvest them

>>199168

If you let them go too wild they will take over your garden and maybe even cause damage to your house.

Its not even 12 and the day already feels like its gone on for ever.

>>199170

It's not even 9am and I'm stoned again

>>199170

Have a nap.

>>199171

That is not good.

>>199172

Too hot.

>>199174

Thank you.

>>199175

No problem babe ;)

>>199177

I cant do the dishes, im too busy going shopping also im borrowing your credit card. see ya.

The stress of being broke is overwhelming and ruining my already crushed self esteem

>>199180

Stop being poor then

>>199180

Same I'm horrendous with money

We should gather the NEET gang together and go round to various MAX's and extort money from the employees

>>199182

see

>>199181

>>199184

see

>>199178

>>199180

Monk you have fallen back into your old habit of just posting here to boast about how much you have fucked up your life and then not responding to anyone who tries to interact with you.

>>199186

I remember not that long ago he said he had like a few months rent saved up so he wasn't worried when he got sacked

Wonder what happened

Thinking about my boy Cruisey.

>>199189

sexually ?

>>199186

its almost as if he is boasting.

>>199190

No comment.

Im going to go for a swim in my pool, anyone want to join me.

Thinking about my boy cruisey's misso

is there a place in australia where its cold all year

im over the heat

>>199196

Maybe an island off the south coast of Tasmania.

31 degrees today in Shitbourne, a pajeet came by today to install the NBN, haven't tried it yet

>>199192

>>199193

>>199194

>>199195

Caliente!

>>199199

Reflect

>>199198

I have an Eastern European guy install my phone at 5:30 pm when he came and he sweaty as fuck working in the sun. Poor cunt did a good job, but he looked absolutely fucked from a hard days work and I was the last job he needed to do.

>>199200

With

Did that NEET who wanted to see that escort ever get around to it?

>>199201

That sounds like the start of an erotic story.

>>199196

Thredbo Village or Charlotte Pass in the snowy mountains

>>199204

Slavery: An installers tale with the NBN.

Abos

boongs

>>199201

Should have given him some goon.

>>199207

I believe he is on the council

>>199207

That is Weber I think.

>>199213

THE ABBOT

NOBLE STENGTH

IT'S A SIGN

>>199152

I've been meaning to build a little shade canopy for my plants. It will probably just be made out of an old bed sheet and some tree branches though I think

Make sure to water every day btw, and always in the morning or evening when the sun is lowest.

>>199216

I always water in the morning. I avoid watering in the evening because if you leave the plants damp at night fungus and mold and disease are more likely to grow on them.

>>199217

I didnt know that

Rock bottom

fat aboriginal bottom

frail aboriginal escort

>>199218

neither did I, a great NEET gardening tip

shit bros we are going to hit 200k posts soon

>>199224

Well stop washing it

>>199223

I hope it is something good that gets it.

>>199227

It better not be that boong wizard

>>199227

>>199229

200k post will be about gardening

>>199228

This post is too early.

>>199230

I'm guessing it will be a big poo

It's actually two sets of Quints , 99999 and 00000.

And Boong Wizard shall get both

>>199233

We hope so

>>199207

Yeah that's Weber and indeed on the council on the 3rd highest spot

>>199235

What are the rankings on the council?

>>199236

Possum

Cruisey

Weber

Monk

Shire

Monaro

>>199236

We all have a good rank after the meetings

>>199237

Where is NK? How does the council understand and communicate with the boongs?

>>199237

>Monaro

lol who?

>>199239

NK is seperate to the council, he raped Cheesey one time which lead Cheesey to dump Tabitha in shame and leave the council, after that incident he is now the leader of the sacred dreamings and controller of the Dexie spirits

>>199240

Never heard of him

What is a better place to buy a car cover, Supercheap Auto or Repco? Is there any difference between these places? My car is getting shit on by birds and a flowering native tree.

>>199242

>tfw no tree that shits on cars

>>199241

>leader of the sacred dreamings and controller of the Dexie spirits

A fitting position.

>Never heard of him

kek

>>199243

Weird flower shit lands on car, moisture from any amount of rain or moisture overnight makes them stick to car like the consistency of bird shit but it is 10 times more frequent.

>>199242

>flowering native tree

Just get the abo's out of the tree m8

And give the car a good wash

>>199198

Are you on HFC?

>>199247

Nah, he's on KFC

>>199223

Gotta get it done before 2019.

>>199248

IP over fried chicken shiiiiiet would probably work better than Telstra's shitty cable tbh fam.

>>199249

we need the dexies to hit 200k

>>199250

Well I'm going to look up African Internet Speeds to see if you're right

>>199249

That's only 1 whole thread away and we've got 3 days

>>199247

What's HFC, I'm on cable broadband atm

>>199255

How often do you take the car out mate? Would be a bit of a pain having to put a cover on and off all the time.

>>199199 (checked)

I see my efforts are paying off.

>>199199 (still checked)

Did you think of Carmen?

>>199252

>African

You already told us you live in Shitbourne.

<mfw race riot at Chelsea beach

<mfw importing the third world

<mfw becoming the third world

>>199254

HFC is when they deliver non-working NBN over Telstra cable, instead of fiber.

>>199256

It depends some days it would stay in the boot when it's used more frequently, but other days it can stay there for a day or two. That's when it starts building up the shit.

>>199260

I'm from Canberra, what's the chelsea beach riot, did Cronulla 2.0 happen?

>>199263

Dig out an underground carpark for it next to the tree

>>199257

Thank you for the feedback.

>>199258

>Carmen

Who?

>>199263

Is it a recent/valuable car? My car is 15 years old so I just let it get fucked up now. It is already past the point of it mattering.

>>199265

Council wouldn't let us build a car port because it wouldn't fit into the design of the street. God knows what they would do if I did this.

>>199264

Niggers chimping out on the beach, happens every couple of weeks in Shitbourne, I can't believe that there are still people in that cities that don't want to kick the blacks out.

>>199268

I hate that sort of shit with councils

>>199267

A recent car. I am thinking about this:

https://www.supercheapauto.com.au/p/coverall-coverall-car-cover---bronze-protection-suits-small-medium-vehicles/375470.html?cgid=SCA01021302#prefn1=size&segment=1&prefv1=Small+%2F+Medium&page=1

If it fails I can just buy a new one but my only concern would is will water stick the fabric? My plan is just to put it into the boot, but I don't want mold to start growing in the boot when the car gets hot because the cover is still wet/moist.

>>199268

I told you this before, you can't have a fancy carport when the rest of the compound is the aesthetic dilapidated aboriginal tent look

>>199258

>>199266

Also why the specific question?

Can we build a trebuchet in the NEET compound ?

I wanna chuck big rocks about

>>199274

He's stalking you

It may be love

>>199266 (checked)

Carmen was the mnemonic to help you remember Caliente. she's an actress

>>199275

yes but only if you can find some way for the rocks to come back once they are thrown

You must follow boomerang law

>>199271

>>199273

You can anything built in the Shire with State approval bypassing the council. The council is a pack of cunts when it comes to building approval through them.

>>199270

>>199269

We can't ban violent blacks so we ban alcohol instead.

t. Shitbourne

it didn't work

>>199279

Big rubber rocks on a string ?

>>199277

I hope so ;-)

>>199278

Ah, that was it as the name seemed familiar. I couldn't remember where it was from and it was starting to annoy me.

>>199280

NSW Government isn't that smart especially in terms of construction

>>199281

Well of course that wouldn't work as that just stirs up the aboriginals, what you need is more Alcohol, and more dexies so that the abos can force out the negroids

>>199282

boomerang shaped rocks

>>199286

We'd need a treboomerangchet then

>>199284

We live in a freeish country and I don't live in a building estate so I don't see why I can't do what I want within reason to the property. Design aesthetics is bullshit and that is why the State approval was introduced, so you can go straight to the Land and Environment Court when it all falls through.

>>199283

The system works.

>>199277 (checked)

Dubs confirm as do I

>>199288

I don't feel like we live in a free country, nothing I say matters

>>199285

It's Africans, not boongs. Victoria has the lowest incidence of boongs (per capita) out of any state except maybe Tasmania.

hairy aboriginal buttock harness

>>199291

You need to start saying less ridiculous things.

>>199293

Hot

>>199292

What about the ACT

>inb4 not a state

Then you don't count NT in terms of boongs and thats retarded

>>199294

thats the mind of someone who got used to having no power

>>199294

This country was built on saying ridiculous things

>>199298

such is life

>>199296

NT is max boongs.

>>199299

Nice dubs.

>>199299

We set ourselves this first goal: by 1990 no Australian child will be living in poverty

>>199300

I thought Joondy was MAX Boongs, do they even have MAX in the NT

>>199301

That failed when we abandoned WAP and thought Eugenics was bad for some retarded reason

>>199303

All NEETs would be gassed if we had eugenics. Or at least sterilised.

>>199302

I think the NT is basically boongs,poo and humidity

>>199304

You gotta take the good with the bad.

>>199304

Which is a good thing, think if we were dead we wouldn't suffer

>>199304

Lock the average bunch of NEETs in a small room and they'll gas themselves quick enough

>>199308

Lovely

>>199308

The average NEET already locks themselves in a small room

>>199309

Exquisite

Hey Neets,

I'm trying to print out a naked anime calendar for an 'ironic' weeaboo I know. Will vistaprint handle naked anime girls? Where could I get them done otherwise?

>>199314

You certainly should not get naked anime girls anywhere near normies. You will be reported to the police and prosecuted.

Do not make the calendar at all.

>>199315

Are you being serious? The pictures are of characters available in a steam game?

>>199316

I am being serious. The normies will not understand. If any of them look under 18 you will be in big trouble.

>>199317

Is there a Chinese of Japanese printing service I could use instead?

>>199318

Just don't do it. Get some new friends too. Leave all this anime nonsense behind.

>>199314

Depends on the age of the characters and I would attend the place in person to see how the people react when making the inquiry. You don't want some prude reporting you to the police and it is easier to walk away at that point.

>>199320

I wanted to do it over the internet.

All of them are over 18, should be fine eh?

>>199321

Well done NEET.

>>199321

God bless Murdoch-chan

>>199322

>All of them are over 18

But do they look over 18? Do not risk it.

>>199314

I wouldn't

>>199322

Check the company policy before you take any action, then stand your ground if it within your rights. It is pretty risks if you get someone who reports you.

>>199319

>Get some new friends

This is good advice.

>>199321

Good job, NEET. Keep it up.

>>199314

have a read here

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_status_of_drawn_pornography_depicting_minors#Australia

>>199330

Thanks, any suggestions then for a gift for an ironic weeb?

>>199331

A good smack upside the head.

If trips, we're all gonna make it fam.

>>199331

If JoJo Battle Royal comes out on PS4 buy him that

>>199333

Trips aren't enough.

So close to home time.

Some of you NEETs have been having those dirty thoughts again.

10.

>>199337

What ever do you mean?

Could really go on of those ice creams which have lemon lime ice stuff on the outside them vanilla ice cream inside.

I can't remember what they are called

>>199340

I think I know the ones you mean. Haven't had one in years. Don't remember the name either.

>>199331

Dakimakura