/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Almost missed it, didn't see the post count.

>>199722

Poor doggo

>>199726

I was unaware too. Well done on the save.

>>199723

>Are you ready?

I suppose. I don't have anything planned to try and snare the big get. I might sit it out.

>>199723

Is the 99999 or the 00000 the more valuable get?

>>199730

I know the answer to this but I will not tell.

>>199731

I think it is the nines. You will probably just say whichever one you get is the more valuable one.

>>199730

200000>199999

>>199732

It is the nines but Boong Wizard didn't know that. Good work.

I think I am going to need both gets to have any chance of making it.

>>199736

I keep hoping something good gets it.

>>199730

what ever one the boong wizard strikes on

I am back in from throwing five buckets of balls against the mattress. I worked my way back to about 5/6ths of the proper pitching distance by the end. I can see now that it is possible.

My arm is pretty sore and so is my right hand side where my ribs are.

>>199739

are you trying to be a baseball star

>>199740

I just want to be competent enough not to embarrass myself playing in a lower division of the local league.

>>199739

Good work mate, great to hear you are making progress.

>>199742

>what would you do if you returned from Siberia a free man?

Your mum, LOL

>>199742

>Having GFE sex with a prostitute

Crikey mate you'd be better off in the gulag than doing something as sad as that.

>>199745

Good luck mate.

>>199742

Form a crew and go trawling for chicks.

>>199745

RIP Monk

>>199745

have fun

Some guy is singing to his radio outside and he sounds like NK

I don't see the Astra but should I panic

>>199749

We should have a NEET trawl through the town one day

>>199752

You should accept your fate with quiet dignity.

The pain that awaits is playing on my mind.

Got the jitters.

Listening to drills in the waiting room.

I hate this.

>>199756

The Pasito tax is due.

>>199755

Ah you found a rare pic of what NK uses when the Astra is being serviced

>>199673

Cheesy's absence has caused me some great anxiety, I hope he is just cocoon mode right now and will come out of everything fine. He was manipulated in a disgusting manner.

#weareallcheesy

>>199757

For every pleasure there is a price.

>>199759

Has he been posting on that awful discord?

>>199759

I hope he's doing alright too.

>>199759

>manipulated in a disgusting manner

He knew she was crazy.

>>199759

He's probably just busy with that job he has.

>>199765

A beautiful Pepe.

>>199763

The biggest mistake was that he thought he could stop her from being crazy.

>>199769

Very nice. I remember that one.

>>199769

Nice.

>>199768

Yes and he thought that because he is crazy too that meant they would make a good couple.

It is past 11 o'clock again. I need to refill my beer container.

>>199773

Tip it all down the sink.

If you know someone is a shitty person is it wrong to not out them to the world as shitty people?

>>199775

Personally I mind my own business with that sort of stuff, if they are a shitty person doing shitty things it will eventually be evident to most people.

>>199774

Probably the smartest option.

Dan is actual behind a lot of the anti Alcohol talk

he convinces you to throw away your alcohol then when you think you gave up he shills you to get back on it, so he increases sales

>>199775

Why do anything at all?

>>199775

Most people are stupid and will blame you as the messenger.

They should tax people in aus for being unintelligent jfc

>>199783

They should tax your mum

>>199784

She'd just pass it on to her customers in the form of increased rates

Neets, what do you use for internet? I feel like I'm getting jewed by optus for $60-70 a month, but I do need unlimited GB's for all the torrenting I do.

>>199787

I do Aussie Broadband $79 a month for unlimited NBN.

>>199787

iiNet, $70 a month for unlimited, not on the NBN yet though.

>>199787

internode/iinet/whatever you want to call the SA internet monopoly now, unlimited adsl2+, 49 a month.

No nbn in our area until mid next year (who wants nbn anyway it's kinda shitty unless you luck out and end up in a new housing development)

My face is numb but there was very little pain. I had a little chinese woman. The poojeeta sidekick was not very good. She knocked my teeth with the suction thing a few times and then dropped it, I ended up drooling. The dentist said quietly 'cut' (they have code words for all the stuff - makes patients feel less scared) and the sidekick said 'you want scissors?'. She must be new.

>>199787

Probably the best idea is to keep track of your daily usage using one of those programs and then decide. I'm on the unlimited plan but I could probably go down to a limited plan depending on my usage but they're probably would be months that I may go over it.

>>199792

Glad things went okay. What exactly did you get done?

>>199791

Some of those brainlet memes are very creative.

>>199792

> I ended up drooling

I do the same thing after a few Goons

>>199767

There are disgusting people out there who would probably walk in and expect more and more without paying any more. I'm guessing it's their way of making a bit of money back from those clients.

>>199796

You can't use spellcheck when writing on a meme.

>>199796

Telstra are a pack of cunts. Only use their prepaid to get the better coverage and speeds when I need them. Other than that everything else I go with competitors even if it uses Telstra network simply because they charge so much. If it wasn't for the boom in ADSL 2+ companies like RPG and their unlimited plans I very much doubt we would have unlimited NBN as prevalent as we have it now. Telstra stop to plan would probably be 500 gigabytes for $120 per month, if we had no competition in the internet market.

>>199800

* companies like TPG

>>199797

How was last night's goon session?

>>199800

I get unlimited from them for about $70 a month.

>>199803

How many fillings have you had in total?

>>199805

Four but this is the second one I've had replaced so six. They said that I need one in a molar.

This one had an estimated cost of $114, ended up being $334. It's an expensive hobby.

>>199802

it ended badly

>>199806

Implants in teeth are close to $1000 each and that's similar price for a full tooth veneer where they replace the full front of the tooth. Otherwise you can go you can go with dentures part or whole mouth.

Dental work is expensive but having teeth that aren't in constant pain and usable is a very pleasurable experience. People judge you more when you are younger and have dentures.

>>199807

How?

>>199791

why does that windmill have a sails and a water mill.

>>199809

Sometimes things completelly overwhelm me and the only way i cope is by selfharm

Seeing Aquaman tonight against my will, what am I in for

>>199810

It was designed by a brainlet.

>>199811

May be you should switch to a goon-lite diet and increase the number of wanks get that gold standard lube tyst NK uses, I can imagine a pump of that lasts him all night.

>>199812

Against your will?

Worth a good laugh:

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/babies/the-top-bogan-baby-names-of-2018-have-been-revealed/news-story/99d3f160fc07c3ae82bac5bc20a4104f

Feel like a boong

>>199818

With a bit of a pong?

Feeling up a boong

>>199819

Yeah I'm fragrant

>>199821

Are you executive?

>>199822

I weigh 97kg

You tell me bro

>>199823

More a foreman, you gotta keep growing to get into the higher categories.

>>199823

How tall?

>>199812

>>199815

I am going with someone tonight to see that movie, I hope (You) are not them…

>>199826

A blind date?

eclectic boong clothing

Upon reflection I really liked the clothing that NK had last night. The pants with the zippers would make a beautiful noise when you're hearing the footsteps getting closer and closer.

>>199827

Nah, catch up with a friend a grew up with I haven't seen for months. There isn't much on that we both liked and I am happy to have a comfy catch up with him

I'll also add that from now on you should discard any posts after this one with someone addressing themself as "VaporNEET". Anyone including myself no matter how much begging there is should not believe the identity. Since BO is still too lazy to add tripcodes. I shall post without my name from now on.

~ VaporNEET (for the last time)

>>199830

We had tripcodes, they were shit and none of us are that special that anyone should care who posts what.

If you want to know who's who, work on your NEETlore.

>>199831

I didn't think we ever had tripcodes.

Cut down a tree, did some pruning and filled the bin, time for some nothing.

>>199832

It was for like two days.

>>199830

>~ VaporNEET (for the last time)

geez haven't heard that one before

>>199835

Maybe he is NoFun. Funny little coinkidink that when he left NoFun returned then when NoFun leaves VN comes back.

massive throbbing aboriginal sore toe

>>199837

Stop putting it where is doesn't belong.

>>199838

My mum always said don't put anything smaller than your big toe in your digeridoo

Aboriginal baby rape

>>199833

Well done mate, it would have been tempting to call the dentist visit enough for the day.

22 degrees today in Shitbourne, planning to go buy some petrol today while it's cheap.

>>199842

Have a good sniff mate.

>>199840

A poor taste combination of words.

>>199845

marsupial underwear abstract theology

>>199843

>>199844

Nah I've still the Carltons I bought from Dan's so I'll be getting fucked up like a white fella.

naked gnostic possum

satanic possum worship rites

Watched some YouTube videos and despite my efforts I just can't fold a t-shirt properly. I'm such an incompetent waste of life

>>199841

I have a blister and the numbing on my tooth is wearing off

Sardonic Possum

>>199852

Sounds like time for a whisky

Sardine poss sack

>>199851

Sounds like you need a mummy gf

aboriginal sardine sack orgy

>>199752

I've noticed quite a few NK accents in the wild I'm the past few years. I guess Papa Boong was a busy man

Someone post a bulge pic please. It has been too long.

>>199860

Homosexual

>>199861

Sterile, that bulge has no personality.

>>199860

Homosexual thoughts will send you to hell. Resist your urges, delete your monk penis folder.

>>199864

>delete your monk penis folder.

I would rather die.

>>199861

That is a depend bulge.

>>199867

That's like saying the next NK binge will be aboriginal themed

>>199868

I bet NK doesn't even eat goanna.

Why haven't the boongs opened up Kentucky Fried Goanna ?

>>199870

Gonna is my spiritual animal unna can't eat it, I eat wombat instead

>>199871

White cunts are not allowed to eat it, or turtle. It's not fair.

When you eat goanna it makes your body stink, it stays on your body for weeks too.

>>199873

> it makes your body stink

Boongs must eat a lot of goannas

I'm surprised there's any left

Goanna fragranced indigenous elder

I learnt an interesting point at the dentist today, they said that the quantity of sugar you consume isn't as important as the frequency in which you consume it. The enamel needs time to heal after sugars.

What do you cunts do all day? I've come to just looking at my desktop wallpaper and have absolutely no idea what to do.

I just drove to Coles for no reason.

I'm bored out of my fucking mind, and it's worse because it's my precious non wageing time

>>199879

I would like to eat that.

>>199882

My cat said that too

>>199880

Aboriginal dexie enriched semen is good for your teeth

>>199881

Smoke pot,shitpost,play vidya,read, go for walks

>>199881

Welcome to my world

>>199881

Click update.

>>199881

I'm in the same boat. I just feel so low energy, I feel like I'm wasting my day.

>>199888

Trips suggest you are in fact wasting your day.

>>199881

I was doing a bit of my puzzle and im going to the sydney fc game tonight, other then that i do shit all.

>>199880

Are you going to change your behaviour in light of this information?

>>199879

That's no goanna.

>>199894

Yeah it is, He showed me his goanna card

>>199881

I mostly read books and make dumb posts on the internet

>>199895

It was a fake ID.

Tfw only one hundred to go

>>199893

It means I should drink all the pasitos at once.

>>199897

Never trust a goanna

>>199899

Do those mints of yours contain sugar?

>>199881

did gym and played red dead redemption 2 all day

>>199890

It's so rare to see boongs that dark

>>199901

I don't think so.

>>199903

That's just because the ones in the city are white cunts.

Those birds got the message and stopped trying to build a nest in my mail box after I confiscated their eggs.

>>199906

Did you eat the eggs ?

>>199906

>confiscated

another word for Murder

>>199907

I find those boongs use of whiteface to be culturally insensitive

>>199906

Infanticide

>>199911

Careful you might unsettle me.

>>199913

NoFun is a boong.

>>199914

Why didn't he have sex with his sisters then ?

>>199915

They were more interested in lesbian action with his mum.

>>199916

This is what happens when families take anime together

>>199918

>when boongs give their arms and necks a really good wash

>>199919

kek

>>199922

He looks like a gay viking

I bought that monitor riser today and it makes my screen look better. I am glad I stopped looking at getting a new monitor at the moment.

Has a cone, not so bored now

>>199925

Is it one of those bright orange ones?

I'm feelin pretty fucked in the head lads

I can't stop thinking about fucking a boong sheila.

Go ahead post pics and ask me "Do you really want this?" But honestly I've been fighting this shit internally for years.

So yeah, off to dans i guess.

>>199930

Yeah sure, there are some legit attractive ones, but I'm really into the ones no one would/should touch.

>>199931

Thanks dan :')

>>199932

Ah, you've caught sickcunts disease m8

>>199935

Is she cheaper or more expensive than >>199927

?

>>199936

Are you blind ?

It's clearly the same aboriginal

>>199936

You get both for the price of one

>>199937

>Are you blind ?

They have different hair colours and boongs aren't going to go out to get their hair colour changed.

>tfw buried under a pile of fat smelly old abo women

>>199939

It has semen in its hair in the 2nd photo

so close to big digits

>>199940

You are gonna need some >>199879

its too hot to wear jeans tonight, i guess jean shorts should be fine.

>>199946

Wear cumdies

>>199946

wear nothing but a sock on your dick

>>199947

Of course i will. i need that strong scent.

>>199948

Caliente!

>>199949

*Manly fragrance

>>199946

The socially smart term is jorts

>>199952

Jorts sounds like a Swedish poofter

>>199953

Should be an executive tbqh

>>199957

>Tucks in his gut

He truly is a man of class.

>>199958

Can't have the little executive member getting lonely

As Boong Wizards social secretary I would like to announce he will not be taking part in the upcoming quints race due to aboriginal scheduling conflicts

I'm gonna play vidya

Good luck and may the best NEET win everyone gf's

>>199960

Sounds like a trap.

>>199960

What vidya?

>>199962

Project Zomboid, playing online with some mates in a minute

>>199964

how indie of you

>>199965

Tbf the game is also known as Nigger Death Simulator 9000

the tension as everyone prepares for that GET

Posso lives up to the GET

>>199967

the calm before a storm

>>199970

Don't try it.

Would be funny if BO deleted the board at 199999

Nobody wants to post

I don't even have any ideas for a get post.

>>199973

He should. We have been here too long.

I have read 200,000 of your posts.

There is no rational reason why anyone would do that.

…

can we just get this over with

>>199975

Something simple like world peace. or no more chinese in australia

>>199972

BIG GETS FOR LITTLE POSSO

>>199976

There is no rational reason why anyone should do anything

>>199979

If you were truly ethically superior you would not do this to me.

Vote 1 for unspoilered Poo picture

>>199976

Should I end the board? I will do it.

>>199981

>If you were truly ethnically superior*

>>199982

Let's start 2019 with another celebrity neet banning ceremony

>>199981

OK

>>199984

..On the other hand.

>>199985

/aus/ is probably up for grabs, I doubt anyone really mods that.

>>199977

>IKTF

>>199988

Slow down.

Dont want to miss the get.

It's so close.

Wasted palindrome

>>199987

That place should be left alone like that radiation filled town in Japan

>>199991

it's so tight

>>199994

You're so tight.

No girlfriend

The suspense is killing me

I am touching my penis

Neet

>>200000

well fuck

>>200000

(hide)

>>200000

That is a curse

>>199999

WWWWHHHHHAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!!

You made me a fool, I had one for you and deleted it

>>200007

You can handle it. It would have just shamed me.

Cones

>>200009

You boong.

Bored hasn't been delted yet

>>199999

Thank you by the way, I am glad you got the 9's.

Should I delete the board now?

>>200012

I was aiming for the 9s.

>>200008

YOu are very sweet and I hope you get the bountifullest crop imaginable.

>>200000

Do you get some sort of financial benefit if you marry an UNNA?

>>200014

The 9's were the special ones.

>>200017

BoongBux

>>200015

I will think of you when I am squeezing the melons to check for ripeness.

>>200013

Where would we go

>>200021

You do that with all your vegetables.

>>200020

It sounds like a pretty good deal

>>200023

There was a zucchini with a slight curve that got me thinking the other day.

>>200022

>>>/hgg/

>>200025

Oh my.

>>200025

There was a bikie's penis with a slight curve that got me thinking the other day

>>200029

Did you drizzle it with olive oil and stick it in your grill?

>>200030

Extra virgin olive oil

The UNNA gf's are going to disappointed when they find out the NEETs are gay.

>>200032

They probably didn't want the NEETs touching them anyway.

>>200033

We are taking you to the muslim reform camp and thats final.

Then the Gen dies once the get has been received.

>>200036

I get sleep after a successful climax.

>>200038

I wonder how many ways that poor boy has been abused. Very sad to think about.

>>200033

I saw what you got up to in the council chambers.

>>200040

You were not meant to take the blindfold off.

>>200039

That's why we have Opal fuel.

>>200032

The best thing about unna gfs is that they look exactly the same as unna bfs

>>200036

We could have gone out in a blaze of glory, instead we shall fade away

>>200000

we are all doomed, at least GF19 is a lock

>>200047

See >>199955

>>200047

That bulge will not satisfy me.

>>200049

Your zucchinis make all of us emasculated, none of us can live up to your desires.

haven't seen an abo in years

>>200051

Leave your door open with a couple dexies under your pillow.

>>200053

You shouldn't have posted that.

>>199982

#FREETHEPOO

>>199499

NK are you getting fat again?

You look a bit beefy here but it is hard to tell.

>>200056

No, I weigh about 75kg at 6'1 I just don't have chicken limbs

>>200058

You need to get a gf. Let someone into your lonely life. Share your soul with them. Let all of those dark secrets out.

>>200059

Bring me dat 98 for Christmas ya dog can't sniff coal unna

>>200062

It's good you're letting all of those dark secrets out.

>>200062

lol

good news NEETs

I have found a new place to live

That's several quints now that have promised boong gf's

I shall be severely displeased if 2019 isn't just one big festival of hot boong chick sex

>>200067

with or without mummybot/roommates?

>>200000

thank you boong wizard for offering us your daughter

>>200062

Kek

"traffic intersections penis Craig" strikes again

>>200070

without roomates and definantly no mummybot

>>200068

nah but it's basically no bigger

>>200066

I went to dans yesterday but Didint take a picture

>>200075

kek

>>200067

Well done mate. Take better care of this one.

>>200077

That is Weber in the red cape.

Feel like having a nap neetoes

>>200080

Do it, but not too long.

>>200080

No Naps November

>>200077

Top center

>>200073

>without roomates and definantly no mummybot

now that's comfy, looking forward to it?

>>200083

I prefer the dark basement, you could eat rats and cockroaches and Bury your poos in the dirt

>>200085

>Bury your poos in the dirt

I like to release mine into the wild like God intended it

>>200081

Sounds very ominous

>>200067

Congrats mate. Any good?

>>200084

I'm without roomates and mumbot as is, I just was forced to move due to an ending lease

>>200088

It doesn't even have a kitchen but honestly I don't care as long as I have somewhere to goon

another year of not accomplishing anything