/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

No bum rash

>>200460

It is sad that I remember that post.

>>200478

bum rash poster wasn't rash enough

>>200473

>tbh

Is there a more passive-aggressive lower case acronym in existence than that?

>>200482

smh

>>200482

imo no tbh smh

Fuck you NEETs

My thread is better, it's got fat chicks

>>200485

fat women are not okay

>>200485

No OLD >> (You)

>>200487

As an old person I find this very offensive

Fucking afterhours phone, got a boss calling a coworker to call me to let me know that I got an email about a late shift change and then that guy wont answer.

Gonna crack open a beer, neets

It won't be long and I will be NEET again.

2019 Year of reformation to my roots.

>>200493

Why do you keep doing this to yourself?

>>200494

>my roots

Can you grow back hair?

It used to look like a step backwards but maybe NEETlife is what was always intended.

>>200495

Why do I want to be content and happy?

>>200493

What do you mean by this?

>>200496

No but they can transplant it from your arse to your head

>>200498

Aren't you the NEET who goes on spending sprees, complains about money, gets a shift and then cancels the shift. Nothing wrong with the NEET lyfe, but these choices would take a lot out of me.

>>200499

You know what I mean.

>>200501

No, I am frugal and never miss any work.

>>200497

No you were miserable.

>>200503

My apologies then.

>>200504

Depression isn't misery, especially when in good company.

>>200505

Now you must fight him with swords

>>200506

A bit concerning tbh

Do you guys think 1 NEET with a sword could beat 4 boongs in a fight ?

Back to wagiedom next week.

>>200509

Boongs are pretty rough, it will have to be a perfectly sharpened sword.

>>200510

Just imagine how angry Mr Shekelstein is that you aren't earning him money right now

>>200502

Are you just expressing frustration but will go back to the slave pens, or are you making plans to stop working?

>>200511

Yeah, Make it 4 drunks boongs

I saw that something had dug a hole at the base of one of my sweet corn plants this morning. I filled it back in and there seems to be no permanent damage. But perhaps an ominous sign of things to come.

>>200510

I know that feel. Only six months until the next week off!

>>200517

Honestly though I've been bored shitless, probably should have saved my Holidays and planned a trip somewhere.

>>200514

I cannot under-estimate how sharp the sword needs to be to cut through them. God knows what it is inside them.

>>200516

I released predator mites on my plants yesterday so if any mites do show up they'll get gangraped to death

That down time sure did suck, had to post in auspol. How the fuck do people still use 4chan with the captchas and low image size

>>200518

Yeah i know that feel too. It feels like the time is constantly getting sucked away. Got any destinations in mind for next time?

>>200522

People are attracted to the fact that there are lots of people on 4chan, unlike here where boards are very slow.

>>200525

Sometimes it's just fun to piss into an ocean

>>200526

>an ocean of piss

>>200523

Still planning on doing that moto trip through kosciusko, albury and then down to the lakes entrance in vic.

>>200527

every boong's wet dream

>>200530

No, I might buy a bottle tomorrow though

>>200530

No, I will be tomorrow night though.

Pulverised aboriginal anus

had a chicken sandwich my brothers

Prolapsed aboriginal anal

>>200540

>export is high class

Only if you're a boong

>>200543

In mind and body I just may be

>>200544

I boong therefore I am

>>200547

They can't keep their hands off him

>>200547

I'm fairly impressed with that chair

I left half a carton of emu had my mates place

wonder if its still there bros

>>200333 (checked)

What a waste of trips. :(

Which one of you is responsible for this?

https://twitter.com/ChillyOfTheBite/status/1075332773835988992

>>200548

Triglyceride enhancement is a mark of wealth, thus the ladies know they can be looked after.

TRIPS

>>200555

Low effort because I was in a rush. I meant to say if trips we're all gonna make it.

Afterhours crisis finished, movie ruined, time to get ready for dinner do with in laws at 5

It's all too hard.

>>200559

> too hard

Have a wank

>>200559

tfw married?

>>200560

Too hard, have one for me.

>>200557

IDK considering that flag.

>>200562

There abouts.

>>200564

He just seems to edgy, maybe he does but that edginess isn't evidence in his posts.

>>200564

>>200567

*most of the time, it does exist but it seems to go away after a few hours.

>>200565

Women

>first they suck your penis

>then they suck the life out of you

Not sure if I should have used a spoiler…

>>200552

Nobody hear sees enough sun to get a farmers tan like that

>>200570

I genuinely lol'd

>>200570

>Boong airlines

>>200552

lol

>>200578

>nice big soft nose

>>200580

aboriginal nasal penetration

Actually that's a line of porn I've never seen.

Guys with tiny cocks fucking women up the nose

>>200559

Stay strong. You will get through it.

>>200584

I found it >>183095

>>200586

You made me google nose sex

I hate you now

LET'S GET THE NEET PARTY STARTED!

>>200588

Post results or it never happened.

>>200588

No-one made you do anything. You need to take responsibility for your own choices.

>>200590

Google img it yourself m8, it's a strange bloody world

>>200591

That's true but I'm gonna blame you anyway

>>200589

That is pretty good. If I had more skill and energy you could make something pretty good by splicing that music video with some NEET videos and posts.

>>200581

When did Pepe come out of the goon closet?

>>200588

There is nothing wrong with traditional Jewish mating rituals

>>200594

Wojak looks slightly happy too

The future is frightening

To Dan, or not to Dan, that is the question

>>200597

'Tis nobler to Dan

>>200589

This is how you get the party started

>>200599

zoom zoom

>>200599

We are all crabs though…

>>200592

>bloody

I am even more erect

>>200601

Maybe if we add enough goon we can swim out of the bucket

>>200603

Follow him.

>>200603

I will sue you for defamation, neet

>>200603

ONE OF US

>>200605

Then rape both of them

I wonder if a janny can ban a BO.

>>200610

The bigger bucket awaits.

>>200610

Where do crabs usually go after the bucket, neet?

>>200611

Keep us updated my EscalationPrivilegeNEET

>>200611

and thus began the NEET Revolution

>>200612

>>200618

>wiping off eyeball sweat

>>200620

Frogs have a waterproof film over their eyes.

Little BO wiping sweat off his eyes

He tells the truth but I know they are lies

Claims I am paranoid and I was in misery

Wants NEETs to emerge from the bucket and be free

From my side I see what in store

For NEETs who strive and work for more

A bigger fall from the same faltered step

Back to the bucket's goon filled murky depths

I forgot what I was trying to say mid way.

>>200623

Someone needs to escape the bucket. I need to know it can be done.

You have been selected for the role.

>>200624

Do not listen to this schemer! It is naught but a trap, my misguided neet!

>>200624

I will be the shamed NEET

>>200627

You still have so much more to give

milkedNEET

Time to face the day.

>>200627

You will be the loved and supported NEET no matter what happens. If things go south they go south. We all know what that is like. But before it happens we need to make sure you truly give it everything you have. I know it is hard.

>>200631

Don't do it it's not worth it

>>200631

Good luck. See you when you get back.

New Years Eve tomorrow night, lads.

>>200635

I'm home alone so I might get a sneaky goon bag

>>200635

Thanks, calendar NEET.

>>200636

>… hard

Should have also been in bold.

>>200640

n-not yet

Could go a dexie

>>200643

Don't dream, do

>>200643

You boong.

>>200643

Low quantity poos are in your future.

What do you NEETs have planned for NYE?

wonderful holiday gooning

>>200647

loneliness

>>200647

dunno since I'm not sure how other than an overpriced uber I'd be able to get back from the city if I went there

>>>/pol/12616361

Hadn't been to pol in a while and decide to make a post. I thought it would help with server stability and all that stuff to.

>>200651

You homo boong

>>200652

Now you could see every single post in the thread by scrolling through my post, I thought it was pretty neat to be honest.

>>200652

>>200653

Plus /pol/ gives back so much to the Gen and I thought it was time to give back.

>>200649

Same but I don't really care.

I hate NYE because the fireworks send my doggo crazy and I can't go to bed until they are finished.

>>200655

Your failure was participating at all. Don't make the same mistake next year. Work on steadily improving your life and the gf will come when ready.

GF2020 vision, my friends

>>200651

Disgusting

>>200660

I thought it was more insightful post in the thread than anything else.

>>200660

Was it disgusting because I missed a post?

>>200651

kek

Doing an interesting poo.

Big log I had to struggle to push out, then came the spicy diahrrea built up behind it in an awesome wave. How satisfying

>>200664

You boong

>>200664

You better post a picture.

>>200667

I do not wish to see such a thing. The description was bad enough.

RECTAL

PROLAPSE

>>200668

How will we ever know it happened without a picture?

>>200654

/pol/ isn't /pol/, /pol/ is /neocon/ the true /pol/ is /tv/

>>200673

Did I at least make a good effort with the post, it took me a while to click every post?

>>200674

You didn't call Trump a Jew so 2/10

>>200676

:^)

Cry "Goon!" and let slip the dogs of dan

>>200677

I will always love u though

>>200680

:^)

>>200679

>Not drinking goon

Lol

>tfw depressed

>>200679

shut up boong, I drink fancy

>>200685

>he drinks goon

>he calls me a boong

Sure thing Pemulwuy.

>>200687

We've all mounted a few gays here and there

>>200688

And there is nothing wrong with that.

>tfw we really need Rule 1 No Poofters again

>>200690

Those were the bad old days. We were ignorant.

>>200691

But if we lower the standards any more there'll be NEETs "accidently" sucking cock again

>>200691

I predict in the future we will tolerate unspoilored poo and aboriginal porn posts

>tfw impressed

>>200693

Never.

>>200692

Cut the homophobia, very unaustralian of you. If NEETs want to suck cock they should be allowed to suck cock.

>>200696

>Cut the homophobia, very unaustralian of you

Lol, fuck off poofta

>>200696

Yeah fair enough, if they want to pound each other up the arse, whom are we to judge?

Doesn't matter if the rest of us think it's fuckin queer

Homosexual ass pounding would be some of the less queer behaviour documented here.

big neet bum

Goon filled aboriginal gang bang

>>200700

You're not wrong m8

Some of the love ballads that some of the NEETs write each other would make an orgy of gay arse pounding stop and blush

hardcore goonbag sex action

hairy stinky neet bum

>>200703

A NEET bromance is a beautiful thing.

>>200706

In the eye of the beholder an unspoilered poo pic can be a beautiful thing

beautifully fragrant executive NEET

aromatically fragrant executive

respectable employed well groomed aboriginal

Don't think I'll drink tommorow night

>>200711

Why not ?

>>200711

Smart choice.

>>200716

Absolutely beautiful.

>>200716

kek

>>200716

Very well memed.

>>200716

Fuggin' kek m8

>>200711

Trying to steal the first post of the year with your magical sobriety induced reflexes, huh?

thick abo penis

>>200721

Gold coast would get new years first wouldn't they ?

big abo poo

>>200723

I don't know, all the eastern states blend together in my mind

Escentric blue Astra

>>200716

up there for /ausneets/ meme of the year award for 2018

this one's beauty is in its simplicity

>>200655

Many neets are now attempting creepshot 2018 instead. You'd be amazed how many romantic relationships started with the guy trying to take an upskirt of her using his phone.

>>200727

very bigly word neet

>>200730

Poorly spelled and dubiously used.

Erotic blue Astra

>>200731

It's apparently some kind of perfume world. That neet may be a homo, but at least he's a teaching homo.

>>200732

I believe the official name is Cry Blue

>>200731

>dubiously

Word for the day

>>200729

That's how I met my ex-wife.

Except the phone was my penis

>>200736

How many megapixels is that?

>>200737

14" of megapixels bby

Warning, may be smaller than advertised

>>200731

The spelling is correct?

>>200735

Indubitably

>>200740

Indubiously

>>200741

Insidiously

>>200740

>Indubitably

my dear Watson

>>200742

Insatiably

Prolapsed blue Astra.

>>200744

Insanity

>>200746

Everyday

A N A L

A B O R I G I N A L

P R O L A P S E

>>200748

Close the gape.

>>200749

Close the Gash

>>200751

Apply soothing lotion.

>>200752

Or else get the hose again

NK how is your policy going to close the gape?

>>200750

Looks like Craig stole your iron bar too Dan

>>200754

Rape the gape till it closes up out of shock

>>200755

Perhaps Dan has upgraded to the shotgun to show the boongs he's serious now.

>>200757

I wish I had the skill to photoshop Dan onto a Clint Eastwood movie poster now

>>200758

That would be a good idea.

>I can't remember if I've had 5 drinks or 6

>So, do you feel lucky NEETs, Do you ?

Now the goon cave is clean, can we get a video now?

I think I napped too long earlier today. It is my usual bed time now and I am not feeling tired at all.

I have been thrown out of balance.

Woolworths does a 5 pack of 2 minute noodles for just $1. I tried the beef flavour they were actually pretty good.

>>200763

Thanks for the tip. Just be careful with the amount of sodium (i.e. Salt) means they aren't always the best to have all the time for extended periods of time.

>>200762

Have some goon.

>>200766

How much are those?

>>200764

I put the flavouring sachet in the water as they boil and then drain them before eating.

>>200723

New Zealand is the first part of Australia to get New Years

>>200758

gimme the eastwood poster and if I don't die of goon once I finished this 8chan cup shit I'll make one for you

>>200770

Goodnight

>>200763

They go well with cheese. Dump a huge handful of shredded cheese in when you're finished cooking them.

>>200773

Are you sure? that doesn't sound right.

>>200774

trust me, beef noodles + cheese = a god tier neet eat

>>200775

I will try it.

>>200686

>Pemulwuy

More NEETs need to know their culture.

>>200690

>Rule 13: Feel free to bugger each other to death

>>200767

I usually find them in the bin outside coles, they're expired and drenched in garbage water but they still taste good

Got to the tea thingo an hour late then realised it was a buffet. Missed out on an extra hour of engorging.

Was good. Had heaps of muscles as well as a whole bunch of other stuff including a whole plate of deserts. There was a very nice pav and a pineapple mouse.

I think these are very good words to live by

>1. No poofters.

>2. No member of the faculty is to maltreat the "Abos" in any way whatsoever—if there's anyone watching.

>3. No poofters.

>4. I don't want to catch anyone not drinking in their room after lights out.

>5.No poofters.

>6. There is no rule six.

>7. No poofters.

>>200782

> No member of the faculty is to maltreat the "Abos" in any way whatsoever

The Council is entirely made up of gay abos.

>>200781

*mussels

*mousse

I am glad you had some good grub.

>>200784

grubbe*

>>200782

What about rape and poo pics?

>>200790

$20???

Back in my day boongs would suck you off for 50 cents!

>>200791

That falls under rule 2

Picked these up on my binge

https://www.aquila.com.au/buxton-brown.html

Thoughts neets?

>>200795

Homosexual

>>200794

I can't live in a world where I can't exploit aboriginal anuses

exploited aboriginal anus revolution

revolting exploited aboriginal anuses

New year new neet

Good night friends. I better crash, another thrilling day at the wagerium awaits.

Can't wait to turn 25 next month

>>200804

That is when the developmental process is over.

What date?

>>200804

I'm turning 25 months old next month

17 degrees today in Shitbourne, was out in the CBD today, to buy some things I wanted, it wasn't fun, at least 8chan is back up now.

>>200807

Mum?

Except she is 48

>>200810

want me to email them for you?

Hi NEETS I have returned for New Years. I'm about to go to sleep so goodnight

>>200810

>4 million gbp

Your mummybot will be ecstatic

>>200813

Yeah I won't be needing that bitch anymore

>>200810

it's raining tendies

>>200782

You sound very defensive about poofters mate

Have to be awake in 3 hours for a shift in the slave pit. Depressing, just gave up on sleeping and looks like it'll be another all nighter at the wage. Gonna be a fucking hell of a day and all my Nye plans with the Misao are out the window. A shit end to the year.

Could fuckin go a dexie that's for sure.

Big rape

Ripped gape

>>200816

It's refering to this

https://invidio.us/watch?v=kh66yZj3qlk

Woolies nightfill stacker here, what's the worst that can happen if I accidentally came into work and worked a shift I was not on the roster for? I normally work every Sat, got the mssg from my line manager saying if I could come in, forgot to reply, assumed I did (just woke up). Only realised today.

fuck this

>>200821

fellow woolies cuck here

nothing

don't worry about it

just apologise if you need to and explain it

woolies is almost impossible to get sacked from

>>200823

Thanks anon, made me feel better. First real job in 3 years of trying in my small arse rural 15k pop town

This is going to be a shitty fucking day

Macca's isn't even fucking open yet

Sitting on a main road that is quieter than I've ever seen

Might go get some food soon, or I might pop a sleep. Night Night NEETs.

Fatigue is setting in quickly. Euphoria slightly coming on.

>>200830

Are you sniffing petrol?

>>200831

My body is a vessel

I am it's pilot

Morning neets! Less than 18 hours left to complete GF2018. What desperate measures are neets taking to try and win this one?

>>200829

Have a wank while waiting.

>>200832

Jet fuel isn't cheap m8, you must be on the DSP.

>>200833

Goon / Good Morning NEET. Searches for prostitutes offering GF experience today on the Gen will sky-rocket.

>>200837

Did it taste good?

>>200838

Me and a few NEETs spit roasted him.

Also today, a year ago, Vietnam Holiday NEET was on holiday.

>>200839

I remember VietNEET but not pumpkin NEET for some reason. Not many NEETs have gone on NEET holidays later this year, I enjoy beating their holiday updates.

>>200840

*reading their holiday updates

we could only beat to Monk's updates tbh

A year ago, I told you all about my mother and pushed the quinoa diet I never started, Monk had given up cigarettes for the last time, We talked about irrigating the inland with the Bradshaw Irrigation scheme, lottoNEET didn't win the lotto, NK first laid eyes on Craig, possum called my nicabates stupid, A NEET stalked a highschool girl and talked to her in kmart..

>>200842

>A NEET stalked a highschool girl and talked to her in kmart

That's still beating most of what we achieved for gf2018

>>200841

I jacked off to his 7/11 trips. He was so vulnerable walking around the suburbs at 4am.