/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Hey I inspired that pepe

>who are you quoting

>>183065

Who is this homosexual asian gentleman?

>>183072

He looks more like a rapee to me mate

>>183073

At least he's not a weeb

>>183075

There is nothing wrong with that…

>>183074

Yeah, that guy loves a cockatoo

>>183077

Don't we all

>>183073

Get him to post here

>>183073

Sounds like he is on the noble path to NEETdom.

>>183080

Maybe his brother got all the fun

Well neets it's been real fun but bedtime is calling once again. Sleep well, friends.

>>183079

I worry that he posts on image boards already, he oftens says things like 'reeeeee'.

>>183080

It's only noble if you follow the Otaku path, otherwise you are just a loser.

>>183084

Jews paid for sorry day

>>183039

You'll get acid reflux as well. The best thing to do is wait a few hours for the food to digest, then you'll be too hungry to fall asleep and have to eat again.

>>183085

https://www.jta.org/2008/02/13/news-opinion/world/jews-key-to-aboriginal-reconciliation

You're actually right wtf

>>183084

This is one redpill too many

>>183087

Yeah, I was somewhat surprised.

>sorosy day

>>183091

Who are you quoting?

>>183093

Your fat whore of a mother

>>183092

Fucking hell

>>183096

You are a very rude person.

>>183095

You need to add karen in there

>>183101

Australia is all about being rude

My foul mouth has uncovered nofunNEET as the >who are you quoting

poster

>>183105

I am such a person, it's true.

>>183107

Degenerate fr*g poster.

>>183101

>>183108

Frogposting is a corner stone of this board, as per Rule 16

>>183104

you must be a melbourneNEET

since real Australians are indeed upside down

>>183106

kek

>>183109

I hate you.

>>183110

I don't care.

>>183111

I live in SA.

>>183114

so you're possum?

>>183115

>was was a wise choice

indeed

>>183117

kek

South Australia in latin is Anus Miserablis

>>183114

>I don't care

I would like to bring this NEET to the attention of the Council as a potential agitator for the another NEET civil war.

>>183122

Councilor here, I personally deem him actually as something stopping a war from breaking out

Like Hue, the hate towards him unites the Gen

>>183123

I don't hate nofun, he's my little weeby buddy.

>>183124

Lies , Terra Australis translates as home of smelly stupid black people

>>183127

I'm first generation Aussie and that's got first in it so I come first.

I am most Australian.

>>183128

Get back on your boat.

>>183127

Mum's side is 9th generation

Dad's is unknown since I dunno his birth dad

>>183130

I mean the minimum is seventh generation, I have no ancestor that came to Australia earlier than that.

>Dad's is unknown since I dunno his birth dad

Heh.

>>183128

Watch out you'll offend those who hate the /pol/ish

>>183131

well let's be honest none of us beat NK since his family has been in Australia for 70,000 years

>>183133

Oy vey !

>>183135

Australia means south land

Boongs are from this southern land cuz

>>183135

Personally I don't think they qualify as human.

>>183136

Australia itself is a Latin word. Calling natives Australian is ridiculous, they didn't know Latin nor had they ever even heard of it. It was not Australia before we came here, we made it Australia.

>>183137

This too.

It was accepted for a while that Abos were the missing link between man and apes.

But then the apes got angry about it.

>>183139

Boongs are a textbook example on that not all evolution is good

nite

dehumanised aboriginal flatulence

>>183143

A truly horrifying clip, but not in the classic sense of the ones you usually post with jump scares and monsters and that kind of thing

humanised caucasian belching

An abo just showed me his waggyl

>>183095

I refuse to believe this conspiracy

>>183150

I meant It's. How embarrassing.

I'll post this in recompense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXiqPJNK3ZI

Anyone itt

>>183152

Yep

>>183153

>>183153

Do you have a gf?

>>183154

No, I wish I did though, do you?

Morning all.

About to drive to the coast to help my mother with more stuff.

Didn't realise it was Schoolies week down there. They better not eat all the pies before I get three.

Fuck NEETs 5am, but it's been a productive evening. Night Night NEETs

Goon / Good Morning NEETs.

>>183159

Morning.

>>183160

Based on what you just wrote, I’m not surprised your comprehension is fucked.

>>183156

Let's hope driving-neet gets lucky and scores with some schoolies whore

>>183158

Holy shit. DCC still exists in this the year of our lord 2018?

>>183160

Yeah, I used to read a lot and take pride in my immense nerdish consumption of books and think I was special even though it meant I never played sports or touched a boob. Then at the age of 25 I discovered these things called 'metaphor' and 'allegory' and 'subtext', and realised I was an autist who hadn't understood very much at all.

>>183028

>>183026

Pink text came in only a couple years ago iirc and I think it was because there were spergs saying that greentext was just for quoting

>>183057

Too early.

Good morning NEETs, what's for breakfast?

>>183123

>Councilor here,

NoFun was an original member.

>>183168

morning, coffee

>>183156

Morning, have a good trip down there. We are having ours at Victor Harbour, Weber goes there occasionally, I hope he isn't this weekend.

>>183169

NoFun is a national treasure. I wonder what music he listens to.

>>183172

Weeb shit.

>>183173

But what weeb shit because if it is just anime soundtrack then that is rather depressing.

>tfw you wake up and realise eating all 8 sausages was a bad idea last night

>>183176

Big poo

>>183177

Ya, big urgent poo

>tfw no gf to impregnate.

>tfw no NEET to practice on

>>183117

>This is why possum doesn't post here anymore

I'm glad

HueNEET post more gross pictures of your finger hole to make sure he's gone for good

>>183148 You know how to treat the NEETs here.

>>183182

>>183181

Please improve your mood.

>>183180

>IKTF

>>183183 My mood is already good

>>183185

One piece

>>183171

That was me. The little darlings were still in their sleeping bags when I rolled into town.

>>183185

I read that comic about the guy with the big sword that you think is gonna turn into gay porn the next page but never does.

Does that count as weebshit ?

>>183188

Blast boomer rock to get them in a good mood.

I thought you were Shire.

>>183189

That is weeb shit. The book is backwards. Lots of the anime books are.

>>183185

Morning.

Family guy.

Don’t forget to vote a couple of times today, Monk. Have a democracy sausage or five for me.

>>183190

I wish I was Shire.

>>183193

Hey Dawg

Wekum ta yutub

>tfw 5am Saturday morning smoking buckets

>>183195

He hasn't got the class you have. Go to the Pt. Elliot bakery and get a pie, I want to see if they are as good as you say they are.

>>183197

caravanNEET or NK?

You should stop smoking bucket bongs, last time I did I coughed up blood.

>>183199

Neither

My lungs are cast iron, or maybe rotten paper mache, it varies a bit.

>>183197

Wikipedia has a page on gravity bongs.

>>183199

I had thick, chunky pleurisy for years from billys, change to a pipe.

>>183201

Bloody seppos with their fancy names and wikkis

>>183185

>tfw Karen calls you a shill

>>183204

She calls me Daddy

>>183206

That's because you don't fill your car up with 98, they can smell the difference when you pull up.

>>183207

They love the diesel.

I have to fight them away from my ute the filthy bitches

>>183206

I find it amusing people saved that spear girl I posted once.

>>183208

As long as it's the premium stuff, they again know the difference.

>>183209

Spear girl has been the subject of many a NEETs frantic night time self manipulations I'm afraid.

>>183209

spear girl a cute

>>183215

Science unna on the right looks more like a gook

Or an indo

>>183216

>more like a gook

>IKTF

Dan keeps all the hot boong chicks for his personal harem

esoteric goon suit

aboriginal cultural costume

enhanced aboriginal man

>>183225

>after a week on the slim fast diet

Just say meth

>>183228

secret woit carnts potions

>>183206

>>183210

>>183215

>>183224

>>183227

How long are you going to edge for m8? Just finish the job already.

>>183233

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ochre#Australia

>>183234

Then what do they do with the dog poo ???

I just learnt that Aladdin is from china. how strange.

Still can't work out if this is satire or not.

https://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/9-things-aboriginal-people-have-in-common-with-racist-people/

>>183237

It's satire.

>>183238

All I got from it was that Weber is an aboriginal.

>>183240

Katter has patrician taste.

>>183241

He's had more hot boong threesomes than any man alive

>>183237

Lefties have trouble with this sort of humour because most of the time they have a point but they dont even know it.

>>183240

>DirtyOldCunt.jpg

kek

>>183237

>Blood

>Implying abos have red blood

Abos have yellow blood, this is a fact

Wholesome Koori Threesome

Hungry Jacks is easier but that requires me moving. Might just cook some onion rings.

>>183231

>>183228

>>183233

>>183240

Come on guys, you know the rules - all poop images to be spoilered

>>183248

Yell out to mummybot to get you some.

>>183249

>poop

Are u a burger?

>>183248

need a recipie?

>>183252

Put in air fryer. Wait.

But that wait is as long as it would take me to go get a burger, it is a hard choice for someone as lazy as me.

>>183253

Oh I thought had none and thats why you wanted to go to HJs, NEET you boong just chuck them on and have some fruit or some chips if you really need to eat

>>183254

The onion rings were behind stuff so I put some vege hash browns on.

>>183255

I wish I had a freezer big enough that I could say that

Mine is shit

>>183256

Mine is pretty small I just pack it with shit.

>>183258

I haven't got a card to buy stuff online with.

>>183257

My fridge is a bar fridge and has a freezer in the same spot so if I turn the freezer up too high it fucks up the food in the fridge

>>183258

>1 chip

he went to all the effort of bringing it to them

>>183260

Oh, yeah. Mine's bigger than that. Look on gumtree, I got mine for $150

>tfw rich NEET with real size fridge and spare bar fridge

>>183263

If I buy a real fridge my bar fridge will be in my room as a goon fridge

>>183264

If you end up like that your goon will be bottled.

>>183265

A sack chiller

>>183265

Might even have a real cork in it.

>>183266

By becoming a rich NEET you might be able to entice one of them too.

>>183267

Do you sniff the cork?

>>183268

kek

All the hot boong chicks get wet for a NEET with 2 fridges

>>183273

>BWS

Get out, just go

>>183273

>Also, while I was standing in line at BWS last night I saw someone buying passion pop.

Did they ask NZNEET if he remembered his License this time

>>183273

I recommend learning how to make moonshine

>>183276

Why not toilet wine?

>>183277

You lose too much from accidental flushing

I miss seeing NK in those nice shoes when he visited Max.

<Complaining about extra protein in your snack

https://www.9news.com.au/2018/11/24/10/58/woolworths-maggots-fruit-nut-mix-sydney-wetherill-park-store-gift-card

>>183273

Why don't you use the time you have now to complete gf18?

What were you studying m8?

>>183282

At some point i start to think you are some sort of method actor, and from that i have really started to enjoy your posts. it is basically an art form.

>>183283

Who are you quoting?

>>183284

I'm not though…

>>183285

my brain

Did my chores for mummybot and got a pepper pie and a vanilla slice from the baker. Schoolies are all up and wandering about in packs. Some girls dressed very inappropriately.

>>183287

any good looking enough to complete gf18?

>>183288

Considering I’m old enough to be their father, no comment.

>>183285

Your more enjoyable if i think you are, so in my head you always will be. i imagine you just thinking about how you can write things that stay true to the character and i really admire that sort of dedication to the character. This post >>183148 is a work of art that shows a lot of thinking went into how to post like the character you have been so far. i am really interest to see how this character develops and the emotional arcs that happen to them because you truly have turned this character to a thing of your own.

>>183273

CCNA or Network+ would be the place to start with networking I guess. CCNA will be more Cisco specific, but also more thorough probably. I never looked at Network+, but Security+ was a bit of a joke.

>>183059

Hey I made that pepe.

>>183199

Is caravan even around? I see way too few typos to believe that.

>>183245

I'm glad the internet is around, learn something new everyday.

>>183258

I am trying to forget ubereats right now thx.

>>183282

Just put up with it, most NEETs aren't on our level and we have to learn how to relate to the kids of today.

>>183293

Cisco makes networking hardware right? I'll take a look at the CCNA syllabus and prep materials, thanks neet.

Bought some SteamRail Ghost of Eyre Pale Ale. Get it back home and see on the can it’s made by LiquorLand. Probably in Craig’s bathtub or wheelie bin.

>>183296

You had better study up, those tests cost more than 20 goonbags.

>>183296

>CCNA

I'm curious about this too. If you find any good instructional material, can you link it here?

>>183296

Yes. They also own a million other network device companies like Linksys and the like.

>>183298

I don't plan on taking the test unless I find a way to make bux with the qualification. I'm only wanting to learn for fun

>>183302

How much do those cost? They're kind of ugly

>>183290

good to hear Uni is going well, you have plenty of time to prepare for GF21

What is an acceptable time to begin drinking beer, neets?

>>183302

Of course its not an act you cant break character now it would be jarring to the audience, i applaud you on your dedication though

Can someone find me some good 2018 black Friday videos of people going ape and getting trampled? It's hard to find good new videos.

>>183287

This is a very strange post considering you are a 40 year old man.

>>183305

When you come back from Dan's.

>>183308

At least he didn't take any creepshots

>>183308

He's our special and cherished man, thank you very much.

>>183308

He's hoping that youthful mindset will help him score with some 18 year old out on schoolies.

>>183309

That would be three days ago

>>183313

Any time is beer o'clock as long as you don't have to drive.

>>183309

I usually start drinking in the car on the way back from Dan's. I find this softcore attitude of 'wait until you get home' unbecoming of ausneets.

>>183315

>A bit over $100 on average

You got hebrewed, my friend

>>183315

That's a lot of money for ugly shit. Could've bought a car for that much.

>>183316

Some local go getters begin drinking while they wait for the bus at the dans bus stop.

>>183299

No worries. I'll let you know whether I find anything useful.

>>183300

thank you

>>183304

Thanks neet. The goal is ~10kg weightloss while gradually increasing my lifts, wagecucking over summer and finishing uni. I've been assured that the gf will come after that. Tell me your goals neet.

>>183316

Depends on where you live. Don't most states have open container law that will hit you if you drive while beering, despite being under the limit?

>>183317

More like gave some nip NEET enough to live for another week.

>>183318

that would a cheap fucking car. it would probably be a trolley with an engine if anything.

>>183322

The nips that make anime toys are not struggling financially

>>183323

As long as it gets you from A to D

>>183323

>>183318

My car cost $500. So yes I have spent more on Fumos than my car, I don't care much for cars though.

>>183325

What does your car look like?

>>183302

What kind of ammo is in that can?

>>183323

I one day aspire to own a horseless carrige.

>>183325

Please take photographs of it, preferably outside of Dan's.

>>183325

how much Kms has it done?

Could you leave your car outside of Craig's forever? Would he break it open and utilise it?

>>183330

I imagine the undercover surveillance cops would report it before too long

We need to set nofunNEET up with a hot boong chick.

One sniff of her smelly abo vag and he'll forget about all this silly chink nonsense and start drinking goon and smoking bongs like the rest of us.

>who are you quoting?

>>183332

There's be some cheap weeb toys at cashies the day afterwards

>>183333

>>>>who are you quoting?

>>>who are you quoting?

>>who are you quoting?

>who are you quoting?

who are you quoting?

>>183334

>no honestly m8, these chink dolls are worth a hundered bucks each !

>>183308

What? I’m 38 and I don’t think girls should be walking around in denim underpants.

>>183337

I'm 43 and I think they should

>>183337

Half of them wear these weird one piece things where you can see their ass from behind now. The evolution of slutty clothing is a strange beast.

>>183340

I would like to know what you are talking about.

>>183337

im 22 and i disagree with your sentiment

>>183336

Seriously, who are you quoting?

>>183340

Regardless, I don’t like the prick implying I’m a perve.

>>183340

a Jumpsuit?

>>183345

That sounds like the word I was looking for

Are the young NEETs the weird ones for hanging out with the old NEETs or are the old NEETs the weird ones for not fucking off because there are 20 year olds here?

>>183343

You from the future once you have evolved into BoganFunNEET

>>183347

There is nothing weird about encouraging naive 20 year old boys to drink until they don't know what they're doing

>>183347

we're all weird m8

>>183347

Every board on 8chan belongs to me, nothing weird about posting on my site.

>>183353

Very cute. I'm a bit disappointed there are not anime stickers though

>>183350

>IKTF

31 days till chrismuss

>>183352

My main mate is in his 50's. It's not normal.

>>183337

Still don't know if it's worth voting today. I live in what is essentially a safe labor seat.

>>183353

That's a fine looking NEET machine for $500, is it reliable?

>>183358

It’s not worth a fine. Get ticked off and have a snag at least.

>>183358

I suggest you vote in favour of young women wearing denim underpants

>>183357

It's not the kind of friendship portrayed in TV shows but it is completely normal to be friends with an older neighbor or someone of a different age who shares your interests.

>>183362

> shares your interests.

He doesn't do that either.

>>183327

It says cal.30. Not 30.06 so I think it's 7.62 Nato. It's just the box not the ammunition but I have some belt links.

>>183354

I want to get some but anime car stickers are hard to find, once I saw somebody here who had them though.

>>183359

The seller actually haggled for it to be sold for less but I refused, that would be beneath me. If it's advertised as $500 I will pay $500. So far it is, I don't drive much though.

>>183360

You don't get a fine for local ones.. I don't think so anyway.

>>183364

>The seller actually haggled for it to be sold for less but I refused

You are the anti-jew

>>183364

>once I saw somebody here who had them though.

I remember that guy. I kind of assumed he was you all this time

>>183359

Guaranteed to get you to Dan's. And the cruise control is so good it will get you back even if you've passed out from drinking all your goon before you got home.

>>183354

It really should have some pictures of 12 year old anime girls on it, shouldn't it?

>>183363

you should take him out Dumpster Diving one night

>>183364

>I want to get some but anime car stickers are hard to find, once I saw somebody here who had them though.

go to /o/ on 4ch, search for the sticker thread.

>>183369

Hot, I am imagining a fine looking executive in one of those!

>>183369

I approve of this

>>183365

State elections are AEC run, just like Federal ones.

>>183363

Well done NEET, you've refuted my claims. Good one. You got me.

Tell me NEET, since I'm obviously wondering: what's the basis of this friendship? Just let me know, I'm all ears.

>>183372

I do not approve of this

>>183370

I'm not fooling for your tricks again.

>>183369

>just show us this coupon!

Show them your bum.

>>183376

He's thinking about you in lycra.

>>183360

I've told the electoral commission I'm homeless, which means it's not compulsory for me to vote.

>>183365

m8, I once got fined for not voting in a council election where I didn't even live in the electorate. Which is why I declared myself of no fixed address to the AEC.

>>183379

That would get

H O T

>>183375

We used to go to an adult school together and smoke drugs. I don't smoke drugs anymore. I wasn't trying to 'prove you wrong'.

>>183320

Good to hear it.

I don't really have any goals, I have been there and done it with most of the usual normie bucketlist shit and it hasn't brought me really any happiness.

Just listening to music, lifting weights and getting comfy shitposting with you guys is what I enjoy as well as reading about history. I'd like to go and do something really noteworthy one day with my life like in an action book or video game but I guess that is a bit childish.

>>183364

>anime car stickers

Chinks on ebay churn them out with no reguard for copyright. You can get 100 for 4$.

>>183369

What is the point of denim if it doesn't cover all of your legs, brambles will fuck you up. Women should just wear swimsuits everywhere if that is the look they are going for.

>>183385

>Attractive Women should just wear swimsuits everywhere if that is the look they are going for

>>183382

Understood. By the way, the last three words of your post… who exactly are you quoting?

>>183369

Are these cunnydies?

>>183353

We should have an annual NEET Grand Prix, each NEET has to buy a car of $1000 or under, preferably from scumtree, as for the race location that can be decided on, the winner will be given a Dan Murphy's card.

>>183387

Oh.. it's you. I was worried I'd offended someone.

>>183389

>scumtree

kek

But in all seriousness who is going to fund this prize? I am pretty dedicated at this stage in supporting the Nurgle 2018 if we can get verified entries.

>>183392

We might be able to get Dan to sponsor the event.

>>183390

It's not me, but you are degenerate.

>>183384

What kind of lifting are you doing? I finally got back to my PB of 85kg 5x5 BP this morning, I think new music made all the difference. I feel great, and NEET, there is nothing childish about wanting to be valued and respected by people for doing great things. The man who invented the self-cleaning cumdies, does anyone think he's childish for his heroism?

>>183395

>you are degenerate.

you are a degenerate.

>who am I quoting?

>>183397

Both are coorecte.

>>183398

*goon

>>183399

Who?

>>183396

right now Im just doing weighted pull ups 3x a week, want to be able to do 2 pl8s for reps by the end of the year

I use to run a program my brother wrote me but it got boring, I plan on getting back at it again properly when I have more time

I think he is not childish one bit fellow fitNEET, we should aspire to his ways

>>183397

kek

>>183406

I just want to club womenfolk and drag them back to my comfy cave.

>>183406

I just want to go bush and knock up UNNA grils.

>>183406

I just want to watch anime on the dole and ask people who they are quoting.

>>183406

I hope one day I can be respected for my pop figure collection and being manager at maccas. Maybe also for my john deere ride mower.

>>183410

>john deere ride mower

Any anime stickers on that?

>>183411

Just nvidia and monster stickers.

>>183413

degenerate

>>183414

I am not…