/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

NSW!

Bum gash

SHIRE

You stole me fuckin’ mug again!

>>183814

>>183813

I would like to respect our first Australians tonight.

by falling asleep at 2:30am surrounded by my own stink

Shitbournesober :(

Did the NEET who went out that weekend spend that $500 gambling?

>>183827

Push somebody on the tracks

>>183827

wanna meet at madame maxines tomorrow?

i have no idea where it is, my trucker friend from hs just told me its good

>>183828

He just needs to add some boot polish to his face and he'll be fine.

>>183827

Don't tell your chicky babe what you get up to. Your conscious needs to be tamed.

>>183827

Somalians will be out celebrating labor's victory tonight. That's an expensive looking watch you've got there.

>>183832

*their wearing

>>183831

Now he’s between jobs she’ll be counting every shekel he spends.

>>183832

They won't know what that means. If anything there will just be modern hippies with silly hair celebrating.

>>183836

Still a good person to push onto the tracks

>>183835

I was more to the point of that he needs to have a shower to remove the smell of perfume from his pecker.

>>183832

Who would vote for liberal housing development projects and 'tough on crime' bollocks anyway. Labour is probably the black pill in this scenario and their policies to workers are better than liberal migration. Don't be a good goy. I voted lib Dems.

It's a $100 watch.

>>183838

We don’t condone adultery here.

>>183839

It was a vote between a giant douche and a turd sandwich.

>>183840

Because we condone degenerative ways?

>>183842

None of us are adult

>>183841

This is why possum votes

Some gorgeous chink slags on the train tbh meets

Feeling rapey

>>183844

This is why possum doesn't vote here anymore

Feeling that urge to chat up mummybots in front of their sons. Get to fight and fuck like the Irish scum I am.

>>183845

Show them Little Mao

>>183845

Take some pics.

>>183848

Turn that into big Ho Chi Mihn

>>183845

Take creep shots

>>183839

tl;dr

put the major parties dead last. always.

>>183843

We are mummybots special boy.

>>183852

She says that to all the strapping young men.

>>183842

>>183843

>>183840

should i have a (several) hooker party(s) at my parents house, or buy a GPU and a HMD? I think its gonna take awhile until they have good wireless HMDs and i might have money again by then

>>183854

Ask little Mao.

>>183854

on the other hand i got a RSI from using PC 16 hours a day and still use the computer 16 hours a day but instead of vidya just watch old anime

Have any of you NEETs wanted to tell story but cant be bother to write it out so your just like meh.

>>183855

as in the communist leader, or the girl at the whore shop?

Where the single mums at?

>>183857

i wrote it out but it was shit

I wish beer didn't make me piss so much

>>183845

this

>>183850

>>183856

acquire hookers until you have RSI in your salami

>>183827

Don't urinate on the train

>>183860

Share it.

>>183857

Many times but I have told a lot of them plus some NEETs think I'm skiteing so I don't want to now.

>>183860

also a fear i have were you write it out and post it but no one response and you dont get the (you)'s for all your effort.

>>183863

Me on the left.

>>183868

That is the way of the NEET, same with OC and photos and videos. They claim they want it but they're too lazy to read or watch.

>>183868

If it is at least mildly entertaining, I will give it a (You).

>>183867

>skiteing

I dont know what that means, im guessing lying but i probably wrong

Skimpy cheap piss fueled single mums.

>>183870

I enjoyed Craig and UNNA series but left disappointed that we only got four parts.

>>183872

It's like talking yourself up, boasting.

>>183870

Sometimes the idea of a neet video is better than the actuality. NK has a deep understanding of this, which is why he gets drunk and posts pictures of his poo instead of continuing to make great videos

>>183875

Ahh do you have an 11 inch penis?

>>183877

I don't like sharing the intimacies of it all. I'm not out to offend.

>>183878

Your thundercock offends me with or without precise measurements

I miss the country parties where they all whore themselves like nature intended.

>>183880

top tier negro sex music

>>183876

NK's videos are like fine art. They get better with each viewing.

>>183881

That whole album isn't bad.

>>183882

Nightmare on NEET Street is a timeless classic

Good night all.

I shall get up early and drive back to Adelaide.

>>183885

Sleep well and drive safe friend neet

>>183885

Watch out coming back, it'll be cold and wet on the road especially coming down the hill.

So the year is almost up do we have any goals in 2019

I kinda want to learn Noonga or some other Abo language, is there a good resource for that

I have short story i saw a guy go into an erotic massage/brothel place… that is all.

>>183888

Got it Hitler

>>183890

were you that guy

>>183889

I might take a trip some time next year. Shop at a different dans for a week or two, shitpost in another room for a while.

>>183886

where's the Weed NK

Wheres the sniff

>>183893

Will you shitpost on the ceiling

>>183895

If it can be done then it is worth doing

>>183892

no, i dont really like 40 year old Asians.

>>183887

>>183888

Thank you.

>>183899

Don't bully Shire's GF

>>183893

What about a NEET road trip convoy to Joondy

>>183897

Maybe but here I've had a couple NEETs get angry. They are probably the pure NEETs and I forget what stories I tell so I might be repeating myself.

>>183904

Mika Tan with more experience.

We made a vow we'd always be friends.

How could we know that promises end.

>feels man

>>183866

its about a guy who breaks thru the barrier between universes and what he sees in those seconds and meets aliens with an advanced consciousness.

if you want unreadable drivel read fanfiction on say fanfic.net

>>183889

I'm gonna have a wank

>>183908

Do it backhand. I was once and my dad caught me.

>>183908

Wank the Dog 2019

I believe in setting realistic goals

>>183877

>>183913

Nighty night.

>>183914

You too.

>>183902

Make sure to visit joondy liquorland please

Kinda want a cone.

>>183916

Fuck no but I will visit Mildura Liquorland on the way, since there's a good chance I might be able to see Craig in the flesh and hear his voice, or at the very least Ross

>>183919

I would unironically go there if I could get a photo of Craig.

>>183920

I feel if we are unironically going to do a NEET convoy from Sydney/Melbourne to Joondy then Mildura Craig's for sure is a stop

#craigphoto2019 is a realistic goal

>>183921

Us SA NEETs would have to meet you there.

>>183923

unless we're going Priscilla style and our destination is Broken Hill

>>183924

tbh fuck going across the Nullarbor.

>>183924

Priscilla went to Alice anyway, which probably suits us better.

Real UNNA.

>>183925

t. Cheesy’s Mum.

>>183927

He's had enough bad influences from you lot.

>>183925

>>183926

What we need to do is Sydney NEETs start off going to Canberra, and then Melbourne to pick up Bowral and Monaro, then Monk and Sperg, then they will go to Mildura, where the SANEETs have already arrived and the convoy will join back up and then head to Joondy from there

If we have a QLDNEET I don't know about then fuck I need to change everything

>>183929

Why wouldn’t you just pick up the Adelaide NEETs in Adelaide?

>>183931

because the SANEETs want to see Craig too

>>183931

Because then we miss out on Craig.

>>183930

>ancient NEETs share a jar of goon

>>183934

sperg knows who he is so probably not.

>>183932

Kidnap Craig?

>>183929

you can make a google map trip for exact trip route

>>183935

Now we keep it all to ourselves and dont share.

>This is why possum is no longer here.

>>183934

SpergNEET is the NEET who calls himself SpergNEET, if that's you then yes you're spergNEET, if not you might be a nameless NEET

>>183929

Bowral is on the way to Canberra, and if we go to Melbourne Via Mt Mt Kosciusko national park we can pick up Monaro too.

>>183937

I am not joking. It'd be cool to get a photo of the only man capable of tackling the Dan menace.

>>183941

Who?

>>183934

Where is the katana?

>>183941

>Via Kosciusko National Park

Fuckin kek I live in Canberra

>>183943

No idea, never heard of him. Some NEETs have all sorts going on in their noggins.

>>183946

Mondeo NEET maybe?

>>183947

Mundine

>>183950

Mundane

>>183950

I thought Anthony Mundine was NK

>>183948

FUCK YEAH

>>183948

Could do almost all of that by train

>>183948

The distance to Perth even from Adelaide is fucking huge.

Though I could take a bus to Yass to cut out time but also so Sydney NEETs get to see the Mcdonalds MYass sign

>>183918

So she betrayed Craig to help Dan?

is Dan my step dad now?

>>183957

craig was a soft cunt, UNNA

>>183948

Shit that means I have to drive to Mildura.

>>183955

The dexies will keep you awake for the long drive

>>183961

This is why possum left

>>183961

yes

Let's all just meet in Melbourne and invade Tasmania, we'll turn the entire state into a NEETcommune.

>>183954

I went on the Indian Pacific from Kal to Adelaide, took two days I think.

>>183962

Because it misses Adelaide?

>>183964

I could do that, my NEET cruises are about that far anyway.

>>183969

You don't call wagga wagga wagga.

>>183954

when i checked it was 5 times more than flying

>>183970

Oh so you call Wagga Wagga Wagga Wagga

>>183965

Remember that one time we actually had the idea to buy some land and work together to build a cabin for each of us?

>>183973

Yeah..

>>183972

That's right because calling Wagga Wagga Wagga is wrong.

>>183974

Remember /namibia/

>>183975

To a seppo this would make no sense and I love it

>>183974

Could still happen if this job I'm waging doesn't work out.

>>183977

Some words are so fair dinkum that you have to say them twice.

>>183973

yeah. ive decided the money would be better spent on hookers and dan.

i havnt spent it yet but i figured id either be paying 99% or 1%

>>183980

I've wasted that much on the pub and hookers and I've had enough. There's gotta be more to life. Waging is so hard and I don't know if uni or a trade is the answer.

It's all so tiresome.

>>183981

the answer is in mildura

>>183981

It's in our blood to be exiles. Exiled from our birth right and without a home. I think the genetics capture everything. I have an urge to give up everything and start afresh, I'll probably still have it after doing it.

>>183983

>>183982

I think the worst part is not having a gf like I did in highschool. Like I go to work but I care so little for myself that I just don't do anything worthwhile. Then it's back to work.

If I could come home to a smiling face it would mean so much.

>>183984

I kinda know the feels but I feel my akwardness would make living with GF very weird

>>183986

>>183985

It's not even sex or lust, it's just a friend and love. I think I will just have to be content with myself and someone will come along. Night neets.

>>183986

what is it like knowing you're never alone

>>183987

Oh certainly, I do have friends but yeah even I wish I could get hugged by cute gril

Not sex or any shit that would be nice just a hug

>>183988

Really lets the notion that you'll never be understood hit home. If no one's there you have hope of all the sparkly eyed shit that is unattainable.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Disappointment_(Australia)

kek

>>183987

Night mate.

>>183990

I feel that it's impossible to understand someone fully even if you've been though a lot of the same shit

It takes just one thing for shit to be way different

>>183993

Yeah me too. There was one girl when I was 15 - 17 that understood who I was at that time. It was the purest and most real love I have or will ever experience. There were a few special moments that changed who I was forever and that led to giving up everything else to try and relive them. I miss that shit so much. We went through a fuckload, most of it was me, that was when I got all fucked up and why I ended up on dsp. I feel immense regret for not breaking up with her as soon as it started, she went through more than what most people do in an entire relationship in that short time and she was so young.

Sorry man, I haven't thought about this shit in a while.

But yeah, even going through the shit, even together will not help you see eye to eye.

Gf's are for fags

Rape is the answer

>>183994

Ah mate it's all good, drink in the goon and let it all out

>>183995

I just looked her up. I could only find one photo. You are probably right.

Remove the emotional/interpersonal component.

>>183995

UNNA is the way

I suppose I'm saying this because me myself am a hermitted person with shit not many others deal with, and all that

>>183996

Cheers man. I still have all the letters she wrote me when I was in hospital. Some have tear marks on them.

She was drunk once a year or so later and in front of her new bf she came up and kissed me then showed me her wrists and said that she did it all for me.

>>184000

>When I was in hospital

>Showed me your wrists

Fuck man, I'll let it keep it to you though I suppose you did dodge a bullet even if you're with a negro

I forget is she your GF or your wife

>>184001

I've talked to shrinks about it and studied psych for a few years. I think it's because the negress is the least representative version of my mother from the opposite sex. I say opposite sex because I guess I could be a homo and that would be even less representative but I'm not gay.

That gf was a big deal and even with that sort of shit, there was a lot, there was still some really nice stuff too.

I mean, I tried to kill myself in front of her afterwards too because I was upset at her and we'd broken up. There was one guy who she had a thing with behind my back so at first I hated him but then ended up moving in with him and we lived together for a year or so, I think that was just to get back at her because she wanted to see men fight for her. She actually hated that heaps and all through this we kept trying to be friends. Then I was mates with her brother, he was like my best mate and I never told him any of the shit that went down between us til about 5 or 6 years later I did and now I haven't talked to him (or her) in about 4 years.

Misso is my gf but we've lived together for ages and in her culture that sort of is marriage plus I am against the institution of formal marriage.

>>184002

Why are you against marriage

>>184002

Also fuck life can be weird ey

It's almost been 3 years since I've seen my High School best friend I'm 21 so that also is a big deal too

>>184003

It's an union before God and we make it a legal and economic agreement.

>>184005

I feel like we have the opposite opinions here, since I see religion as a way of getting people to agree on social norms, akin to laws but something holds more deeply

Maybe because I've never been brought up as religious I see religion as a tool rather than a fact

>>184004

>I'm 21

Yeah man, that can be a heavy blow. There used to be a NEET here (/aus/) called basedNEET who made some videos that go on about that and how it is not their fault, or your own that the relationships fell apart, it's just what it is and being bitter and resentful achieves nothing, well that's what I got from it anyway. I'd already sort of come to that conclusion but he made it relatively succinct and to the point. You are still at an age where you can meet new people, you really should. It gets harder to break from the loneliness the longer you leave it and I do get that is a big ask or whatever but you don't want to become accustomed to being depressed and lonely.

>>184008

Yeah that's true, granted for us it just was a case we did two different things, now I'm up in the city doing shit and he's studing in his uni shit

Fuck though maybe I should ask if we can hang out during my time off in the holidays

>>184007

I think if you need to get people to do it, it isn't real. They need to choose to do what is right with full freedom to to fall. Some of the most righteous people I have known have no need for religion in that respect because they have learnt through other means how to conduct themselves.

>>184009

Yeah, I'd suggest you do. It is very hard to make and find friends and personally I don't think it is worth the effort now days.

>>184006

Spoiler that shit.

>>184010

Religion wasn't made for the pure of heart, it's to tame those who'd sin

Honestly in the current climate the nature that is being bread is contrary to that of religion

>>184011

Oh I have a few friends and shit though

>>184013

I agree with that.

On a similar note, I think people often mistake the message for the messenger, same with politics.

I think if the general masses can come across an appropriate way to behave and treat one another, whatever they call it doesn't matter.

Part of why I stopped going to mass was because I dislike the feeling of something being pushed and I'm a reactionary so I end up just arguing a point that is a counter. I've done it for years here and especially on /pol/ when I went there to the point that I started to prove shit I was against to myself. I'm unsure if that is a common trait anyone else has but if religion or any doctrine of thought is pushed I push back.

>>184016

Ye

Honestly I can't understand what /pol/ is any more

It's a mess, I can't tell if it's pro (((Trump))) or against him, whos a shill and what side the shill is shilling for

Honestly fucking /v/ is better for political discusions as a national socialist

>>184015

Im gooned and that means long winded posts

>>184017

When the Trump thing started it was for the most part just funny. Then it turned out he was a non-interventionist so I supported that. I think every country should determine what they do and how they do it without any involvement from outside forces. That's basically impossible in this media age where the internet and media is everywhere and all companies are conglomerate run enterprises with foreign investment. But anyway, yeah on that point I thought he was pretty cool then I shilled for him through the election and the year up to it. I thought he'd lose even on the day. Imo you should steer away from calling yourself anything, judge issues independently rather than from a political/social platform, it is too easy to automatically lump in with the same view that someone else who is calling them selves a NatSoc has.

>>184019

I thought it was obvious he was going to win since he was ralling support from the working class and was going to claim the working class states he did Ie Michigan and Wisconsin

Though yeah I also fell into the trap of believing he was anti intervention, then the Syria bomb happened, but it's ok 4d chess lol, then it happened again, then he moved the embasey then Iran, then Iran again, it's fucking tiring how hard he backflipped then, especially when its so fucking obvious is that the way you deal with the middle east is that you don't, let them deal with their shit

>>184019

Also the way I view National Socialism is very differnt to many others so really I just label it as a brand of my own personal politics rather than to lump myself in others beliefs

>>184022

Why are showing us a lewd raimu NoFunNEET

>>184019

>>184020

"drain the swamp" always meant making it so jews cant take away guns or increase taxes on banks who write the laws the government enacts in america above 0%

i wonder if anyone ever thought it had something to do with making it so that corporations COULDNT pay polititions to do their bidding. or taxing banks.

>tfw drunk but I scored the highest in a splatoon game

fuck my lazy team ey

>>184026

naughty nofunNEET, are you on the goon

>>184025

i almost fucked a girl who kept trying to tell me to play it despite not owning a wii or whatever. dodged a bullet

>>184027

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>184020

>the Syria bomb happened

That was what really kicked me in the guts, I excused the kike behaviour prior to that but that was my whole shill, that he was staying out.

>>184021

I view it very different myself and being with a black chick it makes it impossible to even talk about because people have the idea that it is just a social movement (race relations).

I think I'm pretty left wing tbh, I am ok with social freedoms, public money spent on the local public (in particular the ones that are already here), I'm for healthcare and subsidised education, relatively high tax etc. but because I am against letting just anyone in, low immigration numbers and I'm anti-foreign investment I am lumped in with the right. I think the diction of left vs. right is the best d&c they have. Porky is the kike but not all of them are Jewish.

>>184028

I really like the game matey

>>184026

Those nails look dangerous.

on the precipice of goonvana tbh neetos

>>184033

Did you smoke those buds?

>>183991

>Aboriginal Australians are known to have lived in the Mount Disappointment area

wikipedia is full of racist white dogs

>>184030

Honestly my opinion on Porky is that really capitalism in general is a Jewish state of being

Even if you're not actually jewish, if you're a big billionaire and actively fucking over poor whites you're acting as jewish as someone eating a cream cheese bagel with lox, wearing a yamacha singing "Hava Nagila"

And really my whole autistic speheal is that what is seen as left and white makes no sense to, and eveyone forgets the authoritarian v libertarian axis

I mean I laugh everytime I see someone who'd call Macron left wing when he's as ardent capitalist when they come, same when they call National Socialism "Far Right" when they are Centrists economically

I almost sent something into CNN autistically explaining the whole thing and that NatSocs fucking hate the Alt Right

>>184033

same tbh

>>184034

I do not do illicit drugs, friend neet

>>184035

>tfw groin injury

>>184039

A nice trip to your local professional asian masseuse should fix that right up

>>184036

I think even with those two axis it sort of makes it a bit too simplified, maybe another so that there is both social, political as well as economic freedom.

Even then it's much more complex than that.

>>184042

sleep well landscape posting neet

>>184041

yeah politics is always confusing but honestly the fact remains that we're in a political system where if Stalin was a pollie today he'd be deemed a far right Nazi

>>184045

You know you can just not post, right? It's the same as a ban except without the mods having the put in any effort

>>184045

you post raimus when you go to sleep

Also why dont you drink

They're playing Stacey's Mom

Time to go home and smoke cones unna

>>184049

Unna hook me up with a dealer

>>184051

>Those hands

I dub you niggerNEET

>>184053

nite

i too will sleep after a wank

a hard wank

>>184051

Have a public wank

Anyone here have experience making beef bone broth? I know it's a simple as fuck recipe, just wondering if anyone has any tips for making it or adding things to it.

anyone itt

what the fuck am I going to do tommorow

>>183918

Thank (You)

Morning all.

Back home safe and sound.

Morning NEETs.

>>184065

Morning.

Bit chilly this morning neeterinos

Morning NEETs. How is your local Sportsteam going? any Sporting event you are looking forward to? Im pretty excited for the Australian Open.

>>184069

I'm enjoying argies engaging in their national pastime

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-11-25/boca-juniors-river-plate-match-players-vomit-from-tear-gas/10552492

>>184070

They are a crazy bunch

>>184062

>don't use the large pot". So I made 1kg of rice on the large pot.

bad NEET

>>184073

Watch out for wild boongs

>>184065

Good to hear, what time do you leave? Does it wake mum up by leaving at 5?

>>184069

There's no sports on at the moment that I'm in to. I only really watch afl, even then it's only a few games a season.

>>184075

Morning neet. Camels are weird looking cunts

>>184079

Good morning my sexually promiscuous friend

>>184069

I'm quite looking forward to the v8 bogancars today

>>184081

>today

Didn't know they were on.

>>184082

It's the last round of the season

>>184068

TANKS DANIEL

>>184079

morning

>>184085

morning

>>184079

Every morning you give out so many (you)'s but never get that many back. How do you do it?

>>184088

Karen has a generous heart

Good morning fuckwits

I am extremely hungover. This was a terrible mistake. I'm gonna take a week off the piss and get productive against. I'm too old to go out and waste the whole weekend.

Time for a morning beer unna!

>>184090

>unna!

i-is this post a moment of clarity for our resident degenerate? I never thought I'd see the day

>>184092

>>184093

Does Dan pay penalty rates for Sunday morning shillings?

>>184093

I'll be right mate. Lookin forward to it

>>184095

I think I might join you. I'll smash a six pack today and some wine and then try and get my shit squared away this week.

>>184095

How did you explain the lipstick to the missus?

The amount you kids spend on grog is astonishing. No wonder you don't own your own house.

My job agency wants me to write a thing up about how they helped me gain employment, I am apparently the best result they have ever had.

>>184098

I have a mortgage.

Drinking and eating is all I have to look forward to.

>>184099

>only result they ever had

>>184099

Make sure you mention us too

>>184098

Haha yesterday my dad was going on about how in his day kids never use to get as drunk as they do now. it was pretty funny.

>>184098

The money saved from not getting on the grog wouldn't be near enough to get a house, so it's put towards easing the pain from the future that awaits.

>>184103

And he's telling fibs. My old man tried that shit with me and Mummybot called him on his bullshit. Second time they met he had vomit on his tie.

>>184105

>Second time they met he had vomit on his tie.

Classy

>>184104

For $200 a month you can pay off a house.

>>184102

Ok.

I'll put it as an online community for emotional support.

>>184107

Maybe if you live out in rural areas, also don't forget you need a deposit.

>>184108

Sophistry like that makes it easy to see how you broke the neet cycle

>>184107

Only in boongtopia

>>184106

He threw a party at the house he was boarding at when they went away once and somebody spilled an entire keg of beer in the house and their floorboard warped. There were also beer footprints on the ceiling he didn't notice.

>>184093

A whole day?!? My goy, you have to learn to walk before you can fly. The first step is just to have one dry hour. And make that hour tomorrow, not today.

>>184094

Naah, those well paid cushy union jobs are gone, replaced by neoliberalism and a labor party whose policy priorities are gay marriage and importing as many somalians as possible.

>>184110

I wasn't NEET, just in between gainful employment.

>>184111

>>184109

You NEETs sure are good at making excuses.

There are not enough bulge photographs on this board any more.

Why even come here if not to be titillated by a good NEET bulge?

>>184116

We follow christian morals now neet, our days of thinly veiled homoeroticism are gone

>>184117

A good bulge is not a sin. Some would say it was a blessing.

>>184116

Degenerate December is only a week away.

>>184119

I think we forgot to turn it off last time

>>184119

Detox December

>>184121

There has been too many improvement months, NEETs need to unwind and indulge their inner depravity.

I want to indulge all over nofun

Let's start with End November Endeavour

>>184124

That is way too wordy for a Sunday morning

>>184125

I am copping it from the gf for being too hungover to go grocery shopping so retreating to bed and the gen, beer in hand

>>184126

I can't imagine the beer is going to improve her mood

The grunt at 2:47

>>184127

i dont think he is the type of person to think things through.

>>184129

He's doing better than many of us so it must work out

>>184127

>>184129

She understands my situation. Isn't making me breakfast like usual though. Trying to find a way to sneak in a cone and play Dota but she's sat on the couch watching Netflix and looking like a witch

>>184131

You might as well still live with your mummybot at this point

>>184131

A mate of mine got married years back.

Within 3 months she'd banned him from cones and WoW.

He'd get up at like 2AM and have a smoke and play till 6AM and sneak back into bed.

>>184133

And some of you want to make it.

>>184134

That bitch drained the life out of him.

He used to be a life of the party sort of guy and now he's a househusband who basically does >tfw depressed posts on facebook.

>>184121

Don't do dexis December.

>>184136

Jam Dexis Up Your Japs Eye January

>>184138

I am starting to feel more favorably towards Craig, not a friendship nor an acquaintance type relationship but less of an enemy.

>>184138

How strong is Craig's arse?

>>184138

How much for a point

Could easy go a meff fueled wank sesh

>>184138

Crave Craig's Cum Cramuary

>>184141

Just ask the boongs out the front mate, they'll sort ya out

>>184138

I know what you mean

It's like he's gone from "that cunt" to "that cunt craig"

>>184139

Me too and he's so much more accessible rather than all the way over in Joondy. Craig is a man for the common NEET, Dan turns the wild rapeNEET into a dexie fueled wagie.

He is not to be trusted.

Disdain Dan December is coming

>>184146

Dildo Dan's Dingus December

>>184144

Meant for >>184139

>>184135

IKTF

>>184115

$100,000 borrowed for 4.64% (we are the most reliable borrowers so we are charged a higher amount) with NAB paid over 30 years will cost $119 a week. We increase that closer to $200,000 amount. What house including taxes (i.e. stamp duty) can you buy with that amount? Even a unit anywhere in NSW would really be pushing it unless its in the middle of no where. I don't want to live in a house that doesn't have main powers and water (plus sewerage preferably). I am genuinely interested in what property you are considering buying.

>>184140

Vice grip that can crack walnuts, you've seen his misso, she doesn't put out except for the new converts from the tribe of Dan.

>>184150

>unless its in the middle of no where

That's what I'm after and I want to be a slumlord. You can get dero bogan houses for less than $200k and cenno/rent assistance pays most of their rent for them.

>>184150

Yeah, I couldn't be bothered dropping numbers on him, but even a mortgage for a house in Lizbef is more than that.

>>184152

Then you get derro bogan tenants who trash the place

The Dan's near my joint has a kosher section

No bs

>>184154

Trash the place and don't pay rent either.

>>184153

It's around $400 a month for a semi detached. How much are you paying rent?

>>184155

Craig is the man.

>>184158

The era of Dan is coming to a close.

>>184150

you can buy houses an hour out of areas like Tawoomba and Albury for like $150,000, it's doable just you need to jump through hoops

>>184158

I still go to your shop for my good whisky Dan

But I buy the cheap shit from Craig

>>184158

Don't worry, it's just Craig shills, I still love you

>>184164

You alone.

>>184155

I'm trying to think what isn't kosher in most beers and spirits? Other than some of the dairy-based liqueurs.

Are Wigeddy grubs kosher ?

>>184166

They get blessed. Dan is not to be trusted.

>>184166

Anything that hasn't been blessed by a foreskin removal man?

>>184168

>>184169

Can't Dan just whack a 'Bless This House' sign above the front door?

>>184166

I thought Jews can't have alcohol, except for shitty salted wine

>>184155

There are Dans in England?

>>184169

I actually got drunk on stolen communion wine once.

I felt decadently diabolical.

>>184171

Somebody should google this shit or something

>>184173

is communion wine just normal wine

>>184173

I ate a packet of jesus wafers while cleaning the school chapel one Friday detention.

>>184175

It's either the blood of Christ or some wine a bloke in a dress muttered at depending how you wanna go.

>>184173

>>184176

REEEE IT'S SUNDAY!!!!

>>184174

Apparently they can drink but getting drunk is a no-no

I guess the boong side of things removes that limitation from NK

>>184179

Yeah. Beer is out too, according to google.

>>184177

i mean taste wise you git

Lets make a crypto bounty on craig pictures, could be a fun way to pass the summer. I will throw in 15$. 30$ for a video. 40$ for a funny video of him selling meth or bashing dan.

>>184152

My mistake, it would be nice to get away from everything. The only problem with borrowing now is the new regulations ARAP or whatever the regulations are around borrower. It is going to be extremely difficulty for anyone on Cenno to get a home loan unless you have another source of income or someone is willing to be your guarantor + contribute towards the payment.

>>184179

there are liberal jews who break the rules a lot especially in NYC/New England

>>184181

Lol, sorry.It was just plain cheap wine.

>>184182

Imagine if the actual Craig found this board

>>184183

I am wagie and I still live like a NEET for the most part.