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NEET General #261 - Christmas Eve Edition NEET 12/23/18 (Sun) 20:43:49 No.196712 [View All]

Not a creature was stirring, not even a NEET.

Old thread: >>195940

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:18:47 No.197417

Merry Christmas NEETs,

Beautiful weather on the east coast. Too old for presents but have plenty of goon, strawberries and feeling very sore yet comfy from my time in the gym on Sunday. Very comfy indeed, might go for a walk this afternoon.

This is it NEETs, NEET and be merry!

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:19:48 No.197418

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Good morning friends. Hope you all have a great day, merry xmas.

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:20:04 No.197419

>>197417

Merry Christmas NEET.

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:20:26 No.197420

>>197417

>walk

*wank

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:22:04 No.197421

>>197418

Good morning my friend.

Merry Christmas.

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:24:30 No.197422

>>197393

I did not have the easiest night either. I didn't get to sleep til about 3. I think partly due to all the coffees with my dad last night and there were people walking about getting me a bit paranoid.

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:25:41 No.197423

>>197422

>people walking about

I hate hearing voices or footsteps out on the street at night.

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:25:44 No.197424

>>197422

Was there a dexi fueled wank session?

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:27:35 No.197425

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>>197397

That is the almighty posso.

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:31:02 No.197426

>>197415

That was not what I was expecting either.

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:31:48 No.197427

>>197425

What a lovely song.

xx

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:31:58 No.197428

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>>197421

You too mate.

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:33:29 No.197429

>>197424

It was like a flooded engine.

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:33:31 No.197430

>>197428

Beautiful.

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:35:25 No.197431

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MRRY CHRISMUS YA WOIT DOGS

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:37:20 No.197432

>>197429

Hot

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:37:42 No.197433

>>197431

Happy Invasion Day Cuz

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:40:48 No.197434

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>>197432

It wouldn't start.

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:40:58 No.197435

>>197429

How many boong chicks did you have?

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:44:11 No.197436

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>>197431

Have a good one.

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:45:35 No.197437

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>>197435

Not enough. Never enough.

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:48:13 No.197438

I am thoroughly enjoying all this boong posting. Especially the festive feel to them, thank you.

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:50:04 No.197439

>>197438

You have to know your culture.

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:50:06 No.197440

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I think this santa's been hitting the digeridoo a bit much

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:51:23 No.197441

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>>197438

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:53:19 No.197442

>>197441

Baby no like boong santas fragrance

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:53:28 No.197443

>>197441

You wouldn't want to leave your kids alone with that Santa.

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:53:51 No.197444

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What did you partnered NEETs get the gf for Christmas?

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:54:13 No.197445

>>197444

Bukkake

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:54:45 No.197446

>>197444

Nothing.

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:55:15 No.197447

>>197442

>boong santas fragrance

Wood smoke, fruity lexia, 95 unleaded, BO, and Keen's Curry Powder.

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:55:50 No.197448

>>197446

Did she get you something?

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:56:34 No.197449

>>197448

Nope, we don't usually get each other birthday gifts either.

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:57:22 No.197450

>>197449

It sounds either enlightened or dysfunctional.

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:57:50 No.197451

>>197450

Almost both.

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 21:59:00 No.197452

>>197451

Did you used to get each other presents at the beginning?

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 22:00:02 No.197453

>>197452

Not for Christmas or birthdays.

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 22:00:12 No.197454

Tfw no curvy gf to wrap herself up as my Christmas present

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 22:00:34 No.197455

>>197454

You would need a lot of paper.

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 22:01:29 No.197456

>>197454

I tried to wrap myself in alfoil for a costume once

It was very uncomfortable

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 22:02:47 No.197457

>>197456

Worth it to stop them reading your thoughts though.

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 22:04:59 No.197458

>>197457

Lol, I was actually trying to dress up as a foil.

For the innocent NEETs a foil is a small quantity of marijuana rolled up in foil

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 22:05:01 No.197459

>>197457

Doesn't work when you accidentally wrap them in with you.

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 22:05:37 No.197460

>>197458

Degenerate

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 22:08:18 No.197462

>>197460

>Degenerate

I am slowly degenerating

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 22:08:39 No.197463

>>197462

What will be your final form do you think?

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 22:10:05 No.197464

>>197463

A puddle of pure NEETium

Nearly new thread time

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 22:10:21 No.197465

New thread: >>197461

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 22:10:54 No.197466

CHRISTMAS BUM

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NEET 12/24/18 (Mon) 22:11:01 No.197467

Santa's bum rash

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