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A N A L V A L E

>>303094

Just how does he do it?

Good night friends.

>>303110

Good night my friend.

>>303110

Goodnight

Wanked night

I am imagining NK scraping a bit of uneaten sausage roll pastry off his plate into the bin.

>>303115

Vile

>>303115

I eat it all

Sexually active aboriginal seniors

I heard nuerofen was so desperate a Jewish banker paid him $20 to suck a boongs cock on camera so he could go buy goon and a box of crackers

Mates misso had a severe sperg out in the hotel room

Like severe

Fuck bros

That girl is on her period

For better or worse no mini-NEETs yet

Seriously thinking about quitting my job tomorrow.

>>303122

Why would you ponder such a thought?

>>303123

They are giving me the shits

>>303124

Have a wank

>>303127

We knead to dough if they bread with crust.

And they should span them on their backs but they don't.

Honk.

I'm not a flood though..

Helped my cousin clean out his dad's garage today, then went and bought a kebab for lunch, they are quite different to the ones you can get in Australia, as here they cut a bread roll in half and put the kebab meat and filling in that instead of using the flat breads they use in Australia. Might go for a bike ride today, as I couldn't either yesterday or the day before because it was too rainy.

>>303135

Sounds yum.

>>303137

Cute girl.

Still thinking about quitting.

Up in real NEET hours.

>>303137

>>303138

Good evening NEETs, what are you up to?

I'm about to have a cup of tea and watch some David Attenborough while trying to fall asleep.

>>303140

I'm drinking a glass of green tea with honey and listening to music while lurking the internet. I just woke up.

>>303139

Quitting what? This morning is my second day of no smoke.

>>303141

Why did you wake up now? Does that happen often?

I'm thinking about quitting work, there's a lot of factors as to why. Thing is, boss still owes me $5.5k that I loaned the company to pay their bills.

I was wearing a hi-vis because I didn't want to wake misso up looking for a jacket. I think it's the first time I've wore it. It made me too hot, I had to take it off. I wonder why he gave it to me. I've had it for years and it's been in the spare room.

>>303142

I went to have a nap at around 5 yesterday afternoon after I finished my uni orientation, social interaction even though I didn't actually talk to anyone like the sperg I am drains me quickly, but didn't wake up until now. I'll probably go for my 30 minute walk in an hour or two and then start playing Final Fantasy XII which arrived in the mail yesterday while I was at orientation.

Could you sue your boss over the money you loaned him?

>>303144

Is the orientation the first meeting you have with them?

Forced socialising drains me too.

I doubt I could sue, there was no paperwork signed.

>>303145

It was more to get accustomed to the uni and how to use the uni site for schoolwork. I start properly next Tuesday.

Shit luck there, shouldn't have given the cunt a cent.

>>303125

Do you want us to guilt trip you or not?

>>303146

Good luck with your studies. All I got out of doing my studies (I went to an RTO(tafe type thing)) was an excuse to go outside and work on social skills. It helped a lot in that way.

I shouldn't've but it's too late. Hopefully he pays it back soon.

>>303147

Guilt trip me into quitting or staying?

>>303148

We can do whatever you want. I recommend a firm wank and continuing on with life.

>>303149

Yeah, I'm thinking something similar. At least until he pays me back. I have over a years annual leave which I can take out and try and find another job.

I should probably take a week off and get some interviews before quitting.

The escort is getting closer to getting booked in tomorrow. They did not answer my enquiry about price… I typed a very specific email but they did send a cross a new head shot.

>>303151

Asian or white?

>>303152

White. The Asian guys either have a bad reputation or look awful in their pictures.

>>303154

Well good night. I have a big day planned for tomorrow.

>>303155

Good night NEETo.

Horny.

HORNY.

HORNY

HOOOOOOOOORNYYYYYYYY

I AM SOOOOOO HOOOOOORNYYYYYY

FUCK MY MOIST LITTLE BOI PUCCI

FUCK ME I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HORNY!!!!!!

I JUST WANKED OFF MY GRANDMA

>>303164

Who paid who?

>>303157

>>303158

>>303159

>>303160

>>303161

>>303162

>>303163

>>303165

I wank her off for free, I'm a good grandson after all.

>>303167

You have a kind heart.

>>303170

SUCK MY BABY PENIS

>>303170

Good morning NEET.

>>303171

Do you have an innie?

>>303173

My bellybutton is an innie because I'm not a fat cunt.

JAZZ JACK RABBIT

>>303174

*not an executive cunt

>>303176

Fat cunt.

ELECTRO SHOCK THE COCK

>>303177

*Executive cunt

>>303178

I love a good roast chicken tbh

>>303164

Hue NEET?

This is what happens when you don't watch Possum.

https://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/flock-of-over-50-native-birds-die-after-falling-from-sky-bleeding-from-eyes/news-story/28c0dd88171b5e2feb074dd4c198ee77

Good morning NEETs.

My day is off to a bad start.

I got my usual morning coffee from the Hungry Jacks drive through near work.

Served by a reasonably pretty girl in a muslim tea towel thing.

She filled the cup so full that when she handed it to me it sprayed out of the sippy hole and onto my crotch.

>>303182

As one wit said in the comments: Probably just testing out the new 5G network

>>303183

>>303172

>>303170

Good morning friends.

>>303182

He just wanted a bit of orange.

>>303183

Was the coffee hot?

NK how are you managing two jobs?

>… was not seeking the services of a sex worker, but the services of a specially trained sex therapist

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/woman-with-multiple-sclerosis-granted-sex-therapist-through-ndis-on-appeal/news-story/bcffd3b5fdeaa7296225dc4e9e13ee1e

>>303188

>“The applicant is afflicted with multiple sclerosis, and has other related conditions, which make the prospect that she will obtain sexual release of any kind without the intervention of a sexual therapist unlikely,” he said in the judgment.

>>303187

What do you reckon?

>>303170

>>303172

>>303183

Good morning NEETs

>>303185

Good morning my friend.

>>303190

Like most take away coffees I buy, barely hot?

>>303150

This sounds sensible. Maybe increase the pressure on them to pay you back sooner rather than later.

>>303192

These ones are so hot they develop skin on top.

This idea that people NEED sex or their lives aren't worth living, and that you are better off getting tugged on by a prostitute than being celibate is nonsense. A completely depraved society.

>>303150

It's always easier to get a new job while you have a current job.

>>303191

Morning.

>>303195

People need touch contact, m8. It's well documented.

>>303170

Don't think you have escaped answering those questions.

>>303194

Ask the first aid officer at work to kiss the sore area better.

>>303198

Then they should find volunteers to give the disabled wholesome hugs. Maybe chaste massages. Not prostitutes for sex! Crazy.

>>303201

Don't worry m8, I'll keep you updated with the juicy details if the adventure moves forward.

>>303128

Well bantered.

>>303202

With pics please.

>>303201

What if some nice volunteer girl is giving me a nice wholesome hug and I accidently have sex with her ?

>>303205

You will go to jail where you will get as many hugs as you like.

>>303207

Depends who is giving them. It might be a nice big cuddly Maori man.

>>303130

>The reason I dislike alcohol is I just Played Total war three kingdoms which I don't like, it;'s stupid

Oh, the relevant moral NEETs will be happy to know I failed entirely to debauch myself and instead fell asleep on the couch quite early.

>tfw you plan a drug and whore binge but are old

>>303212

That is for the best. You need to age with dignity.

>>303211

It is all protein.

>>303213

A NEETs dignity is like his undies, able to withstand horrible events and multiple washings

Up n at em cunnos

>>303216

You on with that latina bird tonight?

>>303217

Yeah, getting cocktails at 1 or two different venues.

She seems keen

>>303212

That's a shame. I found out my paracetamol (Panamax) was made in India. I consumed poo quality drugs last night.

>>303218

>getting cocktails

can you afford cocktails?

>>303218

You need to be more forward than you were with that girl the other night. She was a total slut and you almost ended up not having the nerve to even go home with her.

>>303220

He has a cock

She has a tail

>>303221

Yeah I know, I think this chick lives in the city. I've just never invited myself back before. We'll see how it goes, I'll have to just be cockier

>>303220

For myself

>>303203

Thank you, I thought that wasn't bad.

Time to do this fucking shit.

>>303227

Have a good day. See you when you get back. Don't sperg out at anyone.

Telstra guy is coming in half an hour

What is he even gonna be doing? I plugged in the router after the NBN guy came and it was setup within the hour.

I hope hes not gonna be working on disconnecting the old line or anything

>>303229

>Telstra guy is coming in half an hour

How did they notify you of this work and did they specify what access they needed for your property?

>>303230

Email

No

I told the NBN guy I could set it up, and did (only had to plug it in)

Dunno what the telstra guy would even do, ADSL line is still active too

>>303195

the monk life is underrated

>>303199

> no one expects the neetquision

My Dad gave me 100 bucks and and change. I bought two pairs of straight stretch 36W32L jeans that were $30 each and did a food shop with the remaining $40… My food shop actually was $104 because i needed to stock up on a few luxuries like exfoliating face wash and magnesium tablets etc

>>303233

>a food shop with the remaining $40

So three four goon bags then?

>>303234

three or four

>>303234

uh nope i never buy alcohol infront of my parents because ill get a lecture and look of disaproval

>>303236

They sound like sensible people, you should take whatever advice they give you

>>303237

what just work 40hrs a week at whatever job you can find and then retire and just watch NPC free to air television all day ?

Bitch please….

>>303238

For a middle aged female asio agent you sure do an amazing impression of a 14 year old boy

>>303239

>>303236

your lucky to have people who still care about you

>>303241

*you're

No wonder no one cares about you.

Imagine being so mentally ill you think being a dole bludging drug addict living below the poverty line is cool and rebellious

>>303243

I want to be a slacker drug addict with money. That's why I'm going to uni to become an accountant because I don't want to do any actual manual labour.

>tfw I'll never have a cutie Scandinavian trans gf

>>303241

Im very lucky my Dad and Nanna J have been really good to me…

>>303246

>Telstra

Get fucked your mong cunt.

>>303243

imagine being in a position where you can pick and choose what you want to do with your life

imagine not being "obligated"

>>303250

Like how you choose to go to wftd and not drive a car? :^)

Nuro if you want to live an alternative lifestyle and not be an NPC that is your choice but you can't be cadging money off relatives at your age. You must feel guilty and soiled about it all. That is no way to live.

>>303251

i already got out of WFTD i only have 3 days left

and i got a new licence and 12points at the beginning of the year. I have a running car and money saved for rego. I just need to get it Road worthied…. im not in a hurry to cage or wage TBPH

>>303250

>imagine not being "obligated"

this is fine but it works both ways

like society being obligated to prop you up

I can't stop thinking about that smol girl I met at the orientation yesterday. I doubt I'll ever see her again but she was so cute.

Feeling pretty awful today from a bad nights sleep. I am not going to be proceeding with the escort experience. I am instead planning on attending an Anime event. I am not sure if it is more or less degenerate than the escort experience.

>>303252

>Nuro if you want to live an alternative lifestyle

oh fuck off your just as retarded as my parents … sometime events happen that make it impossible to work and just knock you out of society its a joke… car / licence / health / family / housing issues can pile up pretty easily and lead to cascade failure…

all those problems are easily solved by money and there doesnt seem to much of it these days… even if you are working

>>303256

>I am not going to be proceeding with the escort experience

Good decision.

>I am instead planning on attending an Anime event.

Go on grindr when you are there and get chatting to a qt anime lad.

>>303257

>your

*you're

You're the retarded one mate.

>>303257

You can easy take home 800 a week with no skills

Why don't you put your hackerman skills to work? I'm sure you could pick up a helpdesk job pretty easy

You must be getting tired of the boong life

>>303258

>Go on grindr when you are there and get chatting to a qt anime lad.

How… did you know??

>>303261

>You can easy take home 800 a week with no skills

How?

>>303263

Get a job putting shit in boxes

>>303261

housing and health issues have fully wrecked me … but now i am settled somewhere stable and got my health back im ready to re-enter the workforce … but as i said i have some interesting business opportunities popping up later in the year and i would prefer my own business to working for someone else ….

Home from work lads had a vomit, still not feeling good, must be a bug or something I've picked up.

>>303267

You need to be able to type properly first you retard.

>>303268

That is no good mate. Take it easy and hopefully it won't last too long.

>>303270

Yeah just going to rest up.

>thinking of Shire's muscular abdominals flexing as he vomits

>>303267

wat sort of business?

>>303268

hopefully its some shit food and not a bug

i had the worst gastro of my life a few weeks back

good luck mate

>thinking about Cindy's raw wet pink beat up pussy with gastro germs working their way up her vaginal canal

>>303267

Looks like we have successfully shamed another NEET back into real life. Another /ausneets/ success story.

The bullying of nuro is a bit rough, a lot of us have probably been in similar circumstances, I kind of know how feels about being exclude from society, it can take a long time and a lot of effort to re-integrate.

>>303274

I don't think it's because of food, I've had no diarrhea, just a nausea, a spew, headache and chills, gonna pop some Rebecca's juicy thighss and have a cuppa.

>>303273

A friend is moving his bike / machine shop to a large industrial space. He has also teamed up with a large wholesaler. im going to help him build his new shop and if that goes well help run the business.

>>303272

>>303275

Vile and uncouth

>>303275

Inappropriate.

>>303278

Sounds great mate. You should spend the lead up time cutting down on the drugs and booze.

>>303170

>>303172

>>303183

>>303185

>>303191

>>303197

Good morning

>>303279

I only posted the first one, Shire, because I love you.

>>303282

Morning Shitballs.

What does the day have in store for you?

>>303282

Good morning Shitey.

>>303283

Love you too

>>303284

>>303285

Good morning. I might go have a volunteer. What does the day have in store for you?

>>303277

We are trying to help him

He's gone off the rails a bit like a lot of us have.

The difference with neuro is hes very defensive about it and almost proud of his boong habits. We'll clean up his lifestyle and in 5 years he will be posting pics of his young daughter riding with training wheels on a bike path by that river in Brisbane and drinking goon-free smoothies and oral cappuccinos

>>303278

In time you might even be in charge of a small horde of wfd neets

>>303288

I know but it's a bit heavy handed, all he really needs to do is cut back on the goons and he will be able to think more clearly.

>>303287

I am at work. Apart from leaving the office to get some lunch, my day will not be particularly eventful.

Have you seen the hapa recently?

>>303288

Also speaking of kids, I'm going to be an uncle on Monday.

>>303268

I've got a case of the runs but I feel fine.

>>303292

When are you going to have your own?

We are all anxiously waiting for pics of you and your cute hapa kid on the motorbike with Cindy standing next to it with a big smile

>>303293

this makes the bees look massive and that is not a good thought

>>303294

I did a type 5 - 6 this morning, but not complete liquid.

>>303295

I don't know if I want kids.

>>303297

I think I have just had too much coffee.

>>303299

Hmm

I've been eating less fruit of late and I have now come to understand why some neets claim shitting is an arduous experience

>>303299

Cool but weird looking.

>>303301

Why have you cut back on fruit?

I keep running to the toilet and I'm worried what my roommate thinks.

>>303304

She probably thinks you have diarrhoea.

>>303291

It’s been a couple of weeks since I’ve seen the hapa. What are you having for lunch?

>>303268

You may have the flu

Shitey have you considered going on one of those dating apps?

>>303305

I think I do. I think I have it all out though.

>>303308

I’ve posted my dating app misadventures here in the past

>>303308

https://www.aboriginaldating.com.au/

https://www.dateaboriginals.com/

>>303310

You haven't had any luck? What goes wrong?

>>303303

because I was lazy and didn't do any shopping over the weekend

>>303306

I am not sure yet. The immediate vicinity choices are Subway, KFC, or Bunnings.

>>303314

A healthy subway is your best option.

>>303312

They don’t reply

>>303314

I recommend Subway

Telstra poo man has been and gone.

I've had 4 coffees already, bad mistake.

Now I can get my day started.

>>303317

What did he do?

>>303318

Calibrated the phone line or something

>>303318

left a fine persistent odor of curry

>>303319

>im definatley going "that" uncle no one talks about

I have been that Uncle for a number of years now.

>>303322

i had an uncle like that too …. barely met him and he was a hard drinker and smoker and he suddenly died of a heat attack at the age 40… absolutely rocked my family back in '96

Sloppy caffeine and nicotine induced spicy poo

Need a Subway eating banjo playing cybersecurity expert bf

Need an ASD employed middle aged pain killer addicted cyclist lesbian gf

The board goes quiet when all of ASIO knock off for lunch.

Subway has been retrieved and consumed.

Had to wait literally 3 or 4 minutes while an asian woman tried to leave her parking bay a couple over from mine. They really are terrible drivers.

>>303328

How many inches did you do?

>>303328

I have trouble parking too. I don't know how people do it.

>>303329

12 give or take

>>303325

…said no girl ever

>>303330

I didn't help she had one of those Tarago things. Far too big for her limited spacial awareness.

>>303331

If you gave it is okay, if you took then it is gay.

>>303334

incredibly narrow minded for <current year>

>>303334

Giving is actually gayer than taking really, because you physically have to be aroused to do it.

>>303336

A real man is always aroused.

https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/feral-dog-teen-spits-on-mcdonalds-worker-in-vile-video/news-story/d7dbb2a592a9c0e3366f7efb0face6d9

>>303338

Even the journo calls it vile.

>>303338

Vile

Some rather uncomfortable poos today.

Not feeling very keen on this date tonight, its also >flogging down and I'm feeling quite lazy today.

>>303341

Have a comfy night in

>>303342

I've been doing that for best part of a month

>>303342

I only have nights in, apart from banjer and air rifle and I haven't done the latter for months.

>>303343

Go out then.

>>303344

Wouldn't mind getting into shooting.

>>303325

>IKTF

Hobo here, im in country NSW. lots of shit talking bogans.

>>303347

Equally as many wanked poos though?

>>303347

Are you sniffing around the bins there mate?

>>303349

Not yet going to wait for tonight, dont want the pigs giving me any trouble.

>>303350

Who is really the pig here though?

>>303347

What area are you hoboing it up in?

>>303351

Very well put.

>>303351

The cops

>>303352

Some place NSW

>>303354

Excellent.

Uncomfortable poo at chaddy before going to Uniqlo.

Maybe me and shitey have used this same loo

Missing the sunshine

I'm horny.

I AM HORNY

>>303358

>>303359

resist the temptations of the flesh

>>303358

>>303359

Have a wank

>>303356

You've caught his poo disease

>>303358

>>303359

I'd bend you over for a tenner

>>303362

Apparently in this day and age if you have unhealthy poo you can pay to get some healthy poo shoved up your bum

>>303363

gay

>>303364

Wasn't this what NK was going to do before they reviewed his poo pictures?

>>303366

I'm honestly not sure if it's a real thing or hipster shit

Stool transplant

>>303365

He wants action. I am ready to stand and deliver.

>>303364

You can probably get some pervert to pay you for it if you look in the right places

Need to get my beard trimmed

>>303371

In the living room please.

>>303369

>I am ready to stand and deliver

Your cunny or your life

>>303373

I'm sorry, we only deliver internal stools

>>303372

Don't forget to do downstairs.

>>303376

hmmm

>>303375

:-(

>>303377

We can review both upstairs and downstairs trimming efforts, if pictures are provided. cost is one (1) vile and must be provided upfront

>>303379

I am unsure how Possum feels about crotchbeards and the trimming of

Someone needs to break into Nuro's place and swap his coffee enema with one of NK's poos, this will change his ways.

>>303381

Depends on what day the poo is, some are very low quality and quantity.

When I was young people shoved E's up their bums

Now it's all coffee, the youth of today is weak

>>303383

I really don't know why people did that, it's not like it would get you higher or something.

>>303383

The young lads these days are all about shoving D's up their bums

>>303384

Likewise, Even if it got you 10% higher I'll stick with non anal drugs

>>303385

Degeneracy abounds.

They should be out putting their D's up young ladies bums

Might have another spew

>>303138

Thanks, it's me.

>>303389

I don't believe you.

>>303388

Have a vom

>>303392

That dog is probably like the projectile vomit

>>303392

That hundemat will make me vom even more

>tfw

>>303395

Misery music is for edgy 15 year olds.

>>303395

Sad

>>303356

Uniqlo has some nice business clothes. I bought some of kando pants from there and a nice slim fit shirt as well as an Italian leather brown belt. What did you get?

>>303396

ist peaceful.

Can you run a diesel vehicle with cooking oil?

>>303399

It's uncanny and disturbing, try this.

>>303401

Yes

>>303401

It can also be used as lube.

>>303400

Some fuck at work has one of those.

>>303228

Too bad.

>tfw left work 5 hours early.

>>303232

Monk life is paying for it all in Rupees and HPV.

>>303404

I likem, very simply and good off-roader, just a shame there's no diesel option.

>>303233

>magnesium tablets

Oral?

>>303402

I find this pretty relaxing.

>>303400

A NEET owning a Jimny would bring back bad memories

>>303238

>twf only 38 hours p/w NPC

>>303242

Yore*

>>303244

>to become an accountant

heh

>>303413

Tbf slacker drug addict with money is one of the top NEET goals

>>303412

ȝore*

>>303257

>sometime events happen

go on

>>303416

>sometimes these events involve a penis and a shopping centre

>>303414

7.2K is ahead of the curve.

>>303417

Once upon a time, Beccy was a barista.

>>303263

Dominatrix.

>>303419

I don't like this story of events.

>>303267

>im ready to re-enter the workforce

go on

>>303419

Unfortunately he was ill on a VERY IMPORTANT day of his training hence the "stirring the coffee" incident

>>303421

She takes the panadol to hide from the shame

>>303422

poof

>>303422

Very nice, how much?

>>303275

wew

>>303427

The male models do kind of scream HOMOSEXUAL

>>303276

We're all going to make it.

>>303427

I desperately compensate for my NEET status with pretentious clothing

>>303428

50 bucks

>>303418

>7.2K

11.6 last time

I shall achieve my name on average

>>303282

Good afternoon.

>>303432

>50 bucks

>>303432

>NEET status with pretentious clothing

What happens if some girl you go out with thinks you're extremely wealthy or something?

>>303288

He'll probably avoid the training wheels because they're NPC jew ZOG tools.

>>303436

She'll have sex with him ?

>>303292

Congrats mate.

>>303438

What if she wants more than that? a gold digger, so to speak.

>>303293

heh

That's pretty funny tbh

Nature developed both of them to do the same thing.

>>303440

He can give her just a tiny little bit of NEET gold and reap the chad reward

>>303440

Well she ain't messin' with no broke.

>>303440

She'll keep sucking until she finds out

then she'll continue sucking in the shed

>>303299

Seems like a waste.

>>303301

Having fruits in your bum loosens it all up.

Gold diggers are just crack whores with pretensions

>>303304

Morning sickness.

>>303314

Get the Garlic Bread Subway.

I'd really like to be a sugar daddy tbh

I'll find some cute jungle gook in the village and shower her with a middle income lifestyle

>>303444

This would be the most hilarious thing, dressed very nicely and look respectable, "wanna come back to mine?"

Shed time.

>>303319

>VILE

lol

>i have been in charge of a few WFTD neets last year

Bit jealous tbh

>>303450

I'm still trying to find a drug ho

Not sure where to order them from

>>303326

>>303325

Kiss.

>>303451

Never knew you had such patrician taste, thought you liked similar music to Weber

>>303454

Vile

>>303439

Thanks

Off to the date I go then NEETs

I will update you later if I get a chance.

>>303341

Fucking flogged down her too.

Nice and comfy in front of the heater and in trackies.

>>303455

I like all music, but mainly metal/alternative, looking forward to Tool's new album coming out.

>>303458

Good luck m8

Give her one up the bum for us

>>303458

Have fun m80

>>303456

Not before kissing. They need to take their time before getting nasty.

>>303463

I bet your the sort that holds hands without gloves on

>>303347

How do you get around so much?

And why?

>>303464

Yes, but I keep a pair in my pocket at all times.

>>303466

Whore

>>303371

That was the start of our four NEET chandelier last night.

>>303380

I'm not.

>>303468

I was quite impressed when you balanced those 2 boongs eifel towering Rebecca on top

Thinking about erotic shed shenanigans

>>303384

Yes it does. You are missing out doing just oral.

>>303471

>>303388

>>303415

Very clever.

>>303422

>I need a fairly slim fit.

Are you even trying for Nurgle?

>>303430

You could make them scream HOMOSEXUAL

>>303433

Is that gross or net?

>>303473

>>303474

>>303450

The Philippines calls for me. In 25 years.

>>303458

Write /ausneets/ on her tiger stripes.

>>303465

No commitments and its fun.

>>303467

A prepared whore.

16 minutes wait for the train.

Hope I can sneak in a pre date pint somewhere in the city

43% battery and I didn't brush my teeth.

Not off to a good start

>>303485

Give it a shake may be you'll get a few more percent out of it.

Had a spew and a poo

did you spew on your poo or poo on your spew?

>>303487

>tfw empty

?

>>303488

Good question.

>>303488

Poo'd on my spew

>>303333

boong wizard doesn't even try anymore

>>303455

what the fuck is this supposed to mean?

I keep messaging randoms on Grindr with random NK comments.

>What do you suck in?

>What makes you better than the real Dyson, human Dyson?

Is the next comment to someone?