/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

SOUTH AUSSIE

You stole my bumrash.

>>302344

I have had them.

>>302345

I did a while ago, he didn't even prescribe cream.

It's only a little blood.

>>302350

The early NEET gets the bum rash

>>302352

If it's just a bit on the paper don't worry

If the dunny bowl goes red go see a doctor

>>302351

>non groped way

We'll see how gooned you get tomorrow.

>>302355

Yeah, that happened and was when I went to the GP.

>>302356

If I don't get post an /ausneets/ girlbum pic I'll post my ex wifes nudes

Assuming I get drunk enough to do either

Which I will

This I do solemnly swear on the wanks of my ancestors

>>302354

i thought Bum Rash was curable ?

>>302359

I've heard if you eat the anus of a Virgin NEET it can cure it.

>>302358

Your tribute to The Council is very admirable.

NEETgod pays you great fortune.

>>302360

I'm not getting anywhere near your bumhole Monk.

You are my BUM RASH

My only BUM RASH

You make me happy

When POO is WANKED

You are my BUM RASH

My only BUM RASH

Please don't take

My BUM RASH away

>>302363

Hey, here is the NEET Gen

Forget about the troubles in life

Have a big goon, it's not easy

When you gotta wank upon that NEET

That's why

You poo

That's why

This is wanked poo, I'll give you wanked poo

Good night everyone

>>302365

Nice to see you in your NEET attire.

>>302366

Night mate.

>>302366

Are you sleeping at Maccas ?

G'night anyway.

>>302365

GET 4G YOU BOONG

>>302364

>NEET karaoke

>>302370

I was going to change these as well but they illustrate my NEET feels anyhow.

>>302371

I don't know how to youtube here but my reply would be Wenches and Mead by Alestorm if I did

>>302373

Make me do things , bastard

cheers m8

Good night friends.

>>302375

G'night

Dreamed I got assraped.

>>302124

It is indeed.

>>302134

Not true, I can get Emu from my local Dan's in Shitbourne, although it's like 55 bucks a block.

Had a haircut in the morning, then some cabbage stew for lunch, now I'm just waiting for the rain to clear up so I can go for a bike ride.

We need more neets sharing their fashion choices

Can't sleep.

I went to the rah today to do a shift with a participant. I did it because then I can make notes and organise it for the support staff as they will be doing the shifts ongoing. The guy has recently been diagnosed with brain cancer, I think I mentioned it a while back. It's fucking knocked him hard. His mobility is shot, he staggers heaps and he can't form sentences coherently. I can tell he's thinking them and he's understanding words but the fine motor function isn't working.

He fucking cried and said that he doesn't know why this has happened.

He has already been through so much and has multiple health complications but this is fucked. When I rocked up, he spent about a minute trying to say hello then just kissed my hand.

Don't get attached they said.

It's gut wrenching seeing someone do downhill so fast.

>>302320

Lovely OP Post

>>302381

:( Sounds very difficult mate. Life is not fair.

>>302365

>Classic white NEET stains

Fell asleep early. Doggo woke me up early wanting to go out. Feel tired and shitty now. Won't be able to sleep though.

>>302384

>tfw mummybot makes me change my clothes when they get stained

Feeling remorseful for bullying Weber.

Goopzzznzzz fellas.

Last day of the slave today.

Gonna NEET it up for around a week before I start the wage

>>302390

Good morning.

Had to take doggo outside again. He is burdened by evil poos.

>>302390

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>>302392

Goon morning.

>>302392

https://www.cuteness.com/article/give-dog-metamucil

>>302393

Good morning.

>>302394

that would make the problem worse.

>>301808

You boong, I know about Lancias, how the fuck do you have one

>>302388

he looks like a faggot now

I've got orientation at uni today.

>>302399

Good luck.

>>302398

He just looks different. I wouldn't say he looks like a faggot.

>>302401

well I do

what a name

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ufuk_Talay

The media finally acknowledges that cultural diversity on their graph is a problem:

https://www.news.com.au/finance/sydneys-latte-line-that-hides-citys-shameful-secret/news-story/44000bf4c9c9c58834c19dcf1b754d70

>>302404

We need less non-whites in Australia.

>>302403

>>302404

>>302405

There are racist NEETs posting.

>>302406

Aw, diddums.

>>302406

The fact of the article is that the latte line means that everything below it is negative. They listed cultural diversity next to unemployment and domestic violence that are both going up.

We need to bring back the White Australia policy.

RACIST POST

I am going back to bed to try to get some more sleep. Good night NEETs.

A N A L V A L E

>>302411

Goon night.

What a cutie, getting help to budget his bux for prostitutes:

https://www.9news.com.au/national/proposal-to-let-sex-offender-edward-latimer-use-centrelink-payments-for-prostitutes-wa-news/8fd77e5f-230a-4ba8-95c6-5b6622a8df61

>>302408

That line will disappear from the picture some time this morning.

Environmentalists claim another life

https://www.9news.com.au/world/woman-killed-by-metal-straw-uk-inquest-told-of-catastrophic-brain-injury/6695c14f-cfe9-40d0-9d6a-e4a5b116604f

>>302395

>>302393

>>302391

>>302390

Good morning friends.

>>302383

Cheers mate.

>>302397

I don't think it's his.

>>302418

Good morning my friend.

Doggo wouldn't let me get any more sleep. I had to take him outside again for another liquid eruption. There are a few spots on the laundry floor too.

Looks like I am staying up now.

>>302414

A bit of a misleading story. Anyone can sue their cennno bux for whatever they want. No one has to "let" you use them for prostitutes.

>>302422

Coffee enema's are only for NEETs, what have you learnt?

>>302422

He needs bulking agents as that article described. Look at what NK achieved last night with bulking agents >>302210

>>302423

It was recommended to him and he may be offered financial counselling to be able to budget for this expense.

>>302425

If Doggo ever produces a poo of such poor quality and quantity as to be comparable to NK then I would be very dissatisfied.

>>302426

Yes that's right.

Thinking about Webby swiftly denying user rights to silly employees. Is it his special birthday today?

>>302429

G'Morning NEETs

Happy Birthday to me etc

>>302429

My special birthday??

>>302431

We'll compromise.

I'll have the birthday and you can be special.

>>302430

Good morning.

>>302434

Good morning Nuro. Doing your WFTD today?

>>302430

>>302433

>>302434

Morning.

I think it was 10K that was having the special birthday.

D E V A S T A T E D

The UN has removed the official video

>>302437

This NEET knows his lore

I am Wanking The Dick today.

>>302435

Nope finished for the week. then two days next week and ill be having a few weeks off.

You wouldnt believe it but the actual places contract is up and they need install lighted exit signs before salvation army will renew their contract….

so that gives me a few weeks to sign up for a course and get out of it :)

>>302427

Now I kinda wanna see Doggo and NK in a poo off contest

>>302443

What sort of course are you thinking of doing?

>>302445

I wanked continuously between 92 and 94 when the Eagles won the premiership

>>302447

>lunch with my DAD

That sounds nice.

>some new jeans.

Next size up?

Very late, better go to work.

>>302450

Have a nice day. See you when you get back.

The dregs of last nights whisky have a vile reek.

There's probably a moral in there somewhere.

>>302446

my doc actually recommended i do philosophy at open university but i will probably do something business related for the NEIS as i plan to start a business later in the year…

>>302449

nope i have lost a little weight thank god. I need some 36/34 stretch jeans to ride in … normal jeans are too rigid

>>302452

dont worry youll sweat it out

>>302447

>my DAD

I bet you are going to hit him up for money.

>>302453

>i plan to start a business

Good luck mate.

>>302455

I pity rebeccas dad tbqh

>>302457

Nuro's Dad may have inflicted the mental damage that made Nuro turn out the way he did. You never know.

Nuro more like Pooro

>>302459

poo not poor

what the fuck am i going to do today

>>302461

Clean your room/house/car/body/clothes.

>>302461

wank off the dog/dad/mum/uncle

>>302463

You leave my dogdad unclemum out of this

I get my exam results tomorrow. I've been doing well the last two weeks, trying much harder at the gym, studying independently, cleaning etc but I'm worried that I've failed my exams and getting the results is going to trigger a grog/porn relapse.

>>302467

Just set yourself a really minimal goal.

Had a fucking terrifying nightmare. I'll type it up in a minute.

>>302458

She wouldn't be a lesbian if she didn't have daddy issues.

>>302467

I will sell you an ounce of ambition

>>302470

>I'll type it up in a minute

I have been waiting for this nightmare for 20 minutes now.

I would like to register a formal complaint with the management, this service is appalling and will not do.

>>302470

You'll forget it in a minute. If you don't write down your dreams within seconds of waking up you tend to forget them.

>>302468

>women

I know we like to blame jews for everything, but if you look closely at the causes of western civilisations decline you'll see the real problem is the eternal roastie.

>>302473

It will be the same nightmare the rest of us have, the one where NK traps us in a dark alley…..

>>302475

>you'll see the real problem is the eternal roastie has never offered me a go

>>302477

it's not fair

>>302476

And then takes out his bible and starts pounding good morals and behaviour into us again and again till we plead him to stop

>>302478

neither is a black gin's bum

>>302480

What if she gets her anus bleached ?

A haiku:

Garlic bread is good

Always in my head, it's good

Eat it all, I would

>>302481

your bum is more than your anus, you duffer

poojie asked me to help open her wireless mouse and then took my last two AA batteries

>>302482

Garlic bread my foe

Always I lust after it

Garlic bread desire

>>302483

I resent your accusations of dufferhood

>>302470

Alright, so I went to a fish and chip shop to have something to eat in celebration of something that I don't remember. I thought everything on the menu was small and inexpensive. (Like snack sized and two or three dollars) I ordered what I thought would be a simple meal for $9 or $10. It turned out everything was huge and more expensive so I was down $97 and had heaps of food to deal with. I did the pay wave thing on my eftpos card but then realised it wasn't mine and I had accidentally used someone else's. I tried explaining to the woman that there was a mixup but she didn't believe me and I had to try and explain to the police what happened but they didn't believe me and this caused a scene in public.

>>302466

>>302484

She's just using you for your electricity m8

>>302489

didn't even get a quick wristie out of it

>>302490

Whats worse is she might put those batteries in her dildo after you left

>>302487

That's pretty messed up, a true NEETmare

>>302484

>>302492

>>302493

>tfw no battery powered poojie

>>302491

Then she puts the batteries back on his table when no one is looking

>>302495

She is literally stealing his wanks

>tfw depressed

>>302500

please head to your nearest caltex for your 4c sniff voucher

>>302495

Refuse to accept those batteries back unless they pass the sniff test.

>>302503

Who gives somebody batteries and then asks for them back?

I am back in from the power rack session.

I rue the day I laid eyes on that first garlic bread. So much ground lost. The bulge is winning the battle. And not the good kind of bulge.

>>302500

We were told to delay celebrating your birthday so you'd have a chance to turn your life around and feel a genuine sense of accomplishment at turning a year older.

>>302505

Have you tried chewing garlic gum?

>>302461

go on an adventure

>>302504

A former neet might just be capable of such behaviour.

another day in paradise neetos

>>302508

or he could try the garlic bread patches

>>302494

When sex robots arrive, I'll bet they never make or sell poojeta models. They'll probably only come in northern european and east asian models.

>>302501

>>302502

>>302506

>>302507

Cheers NEETs

>>302507

Been smoking and playing with my plants this morning, gonna have a pub lunch and a drink and then see how I go

>>302513

The poojeta models will be badly programmed and break down at embarrassing moments

Wheres my farrrrrken tax return you whoite dog carnt!!!

>>302517

But they'll be cheap

>>302519

the goon of sex dolls

>>302520

>2038AD

>The average NEET habitation unit has 6.5 broken poojetabots piled behind the couch

>And they smell

>>302453

Wank delivery?

>>302524

Nothing but a strategically placed iron bar.

>>302524

>>302525

No-one ever calls craig for phone sex

>>302526

>>302524

lol

>>302526

Kek.

>>302496

>Slowly getting my shit together, but always a bit embarrassed about the wasted time and fuckups I've made.

Never too late monk. I believe in you mate.

I was going to get something different at Subway today, but one of the girls who serves me started making the usual and I didn't want to make her look silly.

>>302529

Craig calls them.

>>302535

Could phonewankerNEET be craig ?

Evidence says no, I say yes

Lunchtime, day's half over and I haven't done any of 12 goals I wrote down to do today. Have any neets accomplished anything?

>>302538

I washed 3 towels and put them on the line to dry

>>302538

I fed and trimmed my plants and I've just showered and I'm off for a river smoke.

Slight accomplishing.

>>302538

Just parked and now going into cenno to get some Medicare rebates

Free goon money

>>302538

worked out how to change the batteries in a mouse

solved my sccm problem

>>302542

>tfw I know where those batteries have been

>>302538

Had a wank

Robbed a bank

Shagged a skank

Gonna score some crank

Turns out you can do it all on myGov

I'm a retard

>>302500

happy birthday bro

Gonna go into the city and have a mooch around. Considered making the pilgrimage to joondy dans. Its a bit much for a pic for the gen.

>>302543

If she can pleasure herself with a triple-a dildo, she's going to be overwhelmed by your 4 inch monster dong.

>big dick NEETs

>>302549

I'm going to the kelmscott Dans later

Unless I get lazy and see craig instead

>>302552

wanna go for a drink bro?

was going to go to manchester united open training at the WACA but it's all sold out.

>>302553

which NEET are you ?

>>302554

No name I guess ,The Albany executive

>>302556

Ugly mutt

Dogs are for pedos

https://www.gazman.com.au/jackets-casual-jackets-soft-touch-harrington-jacket-cjkw19030-440

Might buy this jacket bros

There was a bogan couple with screaming kids near where I normally have my river smoke

Had to walk in the mud for a bit and I could still hear them

Much less peaceful than usual

>>302563

Clearly cannons 'do' need ammunition.

>>302563

If you hadn't mentioned the anime they wouldn't have asked

>>302564

No you hit people with them.

>>302566

That's assault though

>>302563

they could probably smell the weeb on you

>>302568

That anime has no arms or nose

It's almost a Rimworld pawn

>>302563

This is why anime is a bad influence on today's youth. Well, that an the futa.

>>302573

I don't think I've ever seen a goonbag in an anime, what a disgrace

>>302466

Anyone?

>>302575

I've spent the last four hours pacing around the house nervously making cups of tea and talking to myself. Fucking anxiety is killing me.

>>302576

You'll be right, nigga.

On the bus bros

>>302579

any weird cunts on there?

>>302466

you'll be fine m8, i'm sure you did ok

>>302582

Perhaps france simply had a more pleasant climate that could support more people with medieval farming technology.

>>302580

Just asians and a few lad blokes wearing tns

At the traino now

>>302583

France is much bigger than England. England is now 130,279 km2 and France is 551,500 km2. It's more the economics and manpower of the Hundred years war that happened during this that interests me.

>>302582

That's very interesting but what does it have to do with chinese cartoons?

>>302583

Thinking about tanks while I plow my field.

>>302390

>>302391

>>302393

>>302395

>>302418

>>302421

>>302430

>>302433

>>302434

>>302435

>>302436

>>302467

Good afternoon

>>302561

I need to get some new business shirts

>>302586

Maybe nothing, but Jeanne d'Arc does feature in quite a few of them(but she is always blonde and soft, not black headed and harsh like she was).

>>302466

>>302575

>>302576

Have a wank

>>302467

>Do benzos rob you of your ambition?

They make me very paranoid after taking them by spiking my anxiety in the morning after and I continue to be in a zombie state for the next day.

>>302479

Hot

>>302594

I'm not actually sure that is drawn bu a Jap, I know many images of her are not.

>>302496

>Have to go to cenno today

Then schedule a wank in.

>>302598

No reason why you can't do the two concurrently. The best time to schedule a wank is during your interview for DSP eligibility. Can't hurt your chances.

>>302500

No one directly told me whose birthday it was >>302429. I was going to wish them a Happy Birthday and had a Pepe lined up, which is why I asked the question. (You)s matter.

>>302599

Good point. Perhaps it could even fast track his when he claims that is how he'll earn his money if he isn't paid today.

>>302589

Good afternoon Shiteman.

>>302548

>What’s up? My name is Eddie and I’m here to say:

>Kindness is the key, it’s the only way.

>I love being kind, I feel it in my heart.

>I need some lil’ homies to spread kindness off the charts.

https://starwin.com.au/products/my-kind-book-by-eddie-betts

Awake after an afternoon nap. Having my coffee.

>>302555

>>302554

I hope these two NEETs meet up and compare poo pictures.

>>302601

I'm imagining a neet standing on a busy street, begging for donations by holding up a sign 'gib $$$ or I'll pull it out and start wanking'

>>302560

kek

>>302606

It'd work better if you followed them round with that sign giggling

>>302606

>'gib $$$ or I'll pull it out and start wanking'

I imagine a far more complex situation:

>NEET is fed up with the wait at Cenno.

>Approach middle aged, fat, depressed, white woman.

>Drops his pants and starts wanking furiously.

>Starts yelling about the lusting NEETs on the Gen wanting the bulge.

>He turns around to moon her and starts a monologue about how they'll pay extra for this ass, which he is now slapping.

>Woman prints out the DSP forms with his information.

>Stamps them as approved.

>Woman tells him he'll receive his next payment in a fortnight if he covers up his money shacker.

>They leave together in her car

>>302609

Isn't that how Cruisey and his missus hooked up ?

>>302588

Good advice.

>>302610

They met at centrelink? That's so romantic!

My river smoke was unpeacefull due to screeching children and my pub steak was average and the pub was distinctly lacking in nubile lusty large breasted maids seeking my penis.

I think I may just have to accept a meh birthday

>>302615

I am sorry you haven't had a great day mate.

>>302617

Cheers m8, I'm just being a sook really, not on a downer or anything

>>302619

I would eat that cake off a fat ladies bum

There was a girl at the uni orientation that would have barely made it to 5'0". She was a cute little spinner.

Fucking dies after I make my spinner post.

Fucking forgot to take my pills this morning, felt like shit all day, god damnit.

>>302500

Happy bday m80

>>302622

Women should be between 5' and 5'3" in height

>>302623

>>302622

I am wanking to gay porn. I don't how much to contribute to that discussion

>>302625

She wouldn't have even been 5', it was hot. She wore cute boots as well.

>tfw you're talking about hot little uni chicks and THAT neet comes up and starts wanking to gay porn

This is why the commune will never work

>>302626

Hot

>>302627

>She wore cute boots as well

That is also on my fetish list

I may have to fight you for this girl. Is she white ?

>>302628

>THAT neet comes up and starts wanking to gay porn

*That NEET has been and continues to wank to gay porn until he reaches that climax.

>>302630

Yeah. Would have been even better if she was wearing stockings.

>>302625

speaking of which..

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=skTz3_1562791322

>>302631

This could cause serious problems for the commune

Will we have 2 wanking rooms or will we have to wank in shifts ?

Will straight NEETs have to clean the room after the gay NEETs and vice versa ?

>>302633

Manlets, when will they learn?

>>302628

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>>302634

I am pleased to announce that I have finished.

>>302633

I was hoping that would be a link to a hot short woman

I was disappointed but also amused

>>302615

I try and do stuff I don't normally do on my birthday, so at least I'm likely to get memories out of it even I get no other presents.

>>302637

I had faith that Shire would be above posting links to the tawdry and base. And my faith was rewarded.

>>302636

Good, normal heterosexual NEET posting may now resume.

Please give 5(five) minutes warning of any future homosexual masturbation.

>>>/pol/

test

Now I'm going to look for pornstars that are shorter than 5'0"

>>302641

When will this be amended.

>>302641

What pol were you testing?

>>302644

one

>>302644

l3fty one

>>302633

I'd like to think he's jewish.

Russia was full of aboriginals before the communist revolution

They killed like 6 bazillion of them but you never hear anyone talk about the boongacaust

>>302649

We dont talk about it because aboriginals dont actually a corporeal form.

>>302651

good luck

>>302651

Feel better mate.

>>302647

Again

Jew = ish

Jewish = ishs

>>302651

Don't forget to have a wank

>>302651

Cindy poisoned you last night?

>>302652

>>302653

Thanks.

>>302655

Too sick to wank

>>302656

Forgot to take my anti-sadbrain pills

>>302657

>Too sick to wank

I hope you get better soon.

>>302657

Take twice as much happy pills now and a dick pills

>>302649

that's because slavs are the boongs of white people

>>302657

>Forgot to take my anti-sadbrain pills

I don't think they really work like that mate. That if you forget one dose suddenly there is some significant change. That is not how they work.

I have a fetish for short petite women too

>>302662

I like short fat women because they have hilarious proportions

>>302661

If you abruptly stop taking them you get withdrawals, nausea, brain zaps, headache ect

>>302663

>IKTF

Pushing out a stubborn but painless poo.

>>302666

no pain no gain you silly boong

>>302664

That's usually after a few days isn't it? I know when I stopped taking my tfw depressed candies it took a week for the brain zap ride to begin

>>302414

Is that RapeDad?

NK WATCH OUT

>>302668

It depends I guess, all I know is I feel like death.

>>302664

I don't think that stuff starts happening because you took your dose 8 hours late.

>>302670

It could be.

>>302671

I blame Cindy and the bad posters today.

I wonder how much money Nuro managed to inveigle out of his poor long suffering Dad.

>>302675

>inveigle

I am not going to give this a nod, after you ignored my word the night before last.

>The aim of the test is to identify HPV

>>302676

>>302675

You both need to have a wank

>>302678

You need to shut the fuck up, you cunt.

>>302678

you should mastuprate

>>302675

is that how he bought the fucking Lancia?

Jesus christ rebecca

>>302680

Don't worry I am. I have lined up 30+ porn videos I need to download for a good wank session.

>>302679

See >>302680

>>302681

Look at teh rest of his lifestyle. It's not that of a man subsisting on $500 a fortnight.

>>302683

The frequent long trips are also suspicious

Might get a curry tonight. Damn that battery stealing poojie.

>>302684

He should take more of those. The board returns to its semi-peaceful nature for the duration.

>>302682

I've been sorting my porn collection so it's under 1 directory and not splattered all over my hard drive. It's taken all fucking day

>>302687

Now all you need to do is delete the directory

AW SHIT IM FEELIN IT

>>302688

After he has burned them to DVD.

>>302689

Constipation?

>>302689

That's my knee, not my penis.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-07-11/ndis-to-pay-for-sex-therapist-after-landmark-ruling/11298838

the future looks bright for dspneets

>>302687

I have one directory system. It helps when wanking.

>>302693

Where can I get my cert 3 in cripple fucking?

>>302695

Your local Liquorland

>>302693

Watch the about face the first time a NEET DSP type bloke tries to do the same.

>>302695

Wouldn't even need to choke 'em, just turn their oxygen bottles off.

>>302698

HOT

NEETz start to mumble, they want to rumble

Mix 'em and cook 'em in a pot like gumbo

>>302690

>DVD

I'm afraid not. I didn't get a 32 TB raid array for nothing.

>>302701

Unless it's hooked to a 65" TV capable of 4K or 1080p you are wasting your time.

>>302702

…75" actually

>>302703

…111" actually

The male escort I emailed has responded to me. Thinking about whether I should proceed.

>>302705

filthy wretch

>>302705

go for it, you only live once

>>302706

I am.

>>302707

I should. Mainly wanted to see if it is something I like.

>>302700

>rumble

>gumbo

The technical term for what you did there is actually a rape rhyme

When you force words that don't rhyme to sort of rhyme

>/ausneets/

>where even poems get raped

Two buses and a train to meet up with my friend and his misso for half an hour. They neglected to tell you had to be staying at their hotel to use their bar lounge and wanted me to wait around until they were done getting their free piss. Fuck that. On the way back to my sisters.

>>302705

Why are you paying for gay sex ?

Can't you just hang out in a park toilet for a while ?

>>302709

Take it up with those dumb niggers NWA.

Got 4 tenderloins from Nandos with extra hot sauce.

Very nice, but quite small.

>>302712

Well it didn't work out for >>302414 so I can't imagine it working out for me. I also want a discreet service that I can walk away from.

>>302713

Aren't they all dead ?

>>302716

Only Easy E as far as I know. He died of AIDS contracted from F Mercury.

>>302717

Nigger be pumpin ass on the downlow he be dyin of the aids cancer yaknowatimsayin ?

>>302717

>NEETs

>Wank

>Abos

Do any NEETs have attractive sisters ?

>>302721

Is this a trick question?

>>302722

nah, just a bored one

Nofun had 3 hot lesbian sisters

Although that does sound a lot like one of his animes now I think about it

Christ on a bike. I was about to email back that male escort and I get a phone call from a private number. It is some child wanting to talk about Tafe? Creeped me the fuck out, it felt like I receiving a call from Max about WFTD. I eventually emailed back that male escort. Since talking to this escort I have not felt the need to wank?

>>302726

Plot twist

The child is the escorts son and he's getting chucked out of TAFE because his dads always off sucking cock

>>302453

>i plan to start a business

Nobody wants coffee enema's while their bike gets repaired.

>>302728

They don't want their bikes covered in jizz or shit talked either

>>302727

I do not want to engage in any transaction involving children in any degree. The name he was saying was not my name or the escorts name. The child was really passionate about this Tafe course so maybe he will end up in WFTD if he picks a meme course?

>>302727

Plot twist 2

The child is now the Escort after the father broke his back in 3 places performing an unusual sex act

One of my coworkers is a cunt. She kisses the boss who cooks arsehole so well that she's going to become manager. All she does all week is half arse a roster.

Fuck these arse licking faggots. Thinking about quitting.

>>302731

Plot twist 2

The escort is john , the child is a goonbag

>>302733

*Plot twist 3