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vile pepe

>>301595

Just how do (I) it?

Caterine seems very sweet

Sutho Shya

>>301599

You're our special goon machine, never change.

What is the best van available in Australia to convert to a campervan?

https://renegadevids.com/2017/02/20/putin-rasputin-by-boney-m-parody/

>>301602

Toyota Hiace

>>301602

Holden Astra

>>301602

commie commievan by holden

>>301601

>goon machine

I used to drink red wine out of the bottle. Now i drink Sauvignon Blanc out the sack. I have saved countless red wine stains on my dress shirts and sheets. I have more room in my bag not carrying around glass bottles and my roomates and neighbours cant hear all bottles clinking on bin day.

> BLESSED BE THY GOONSACK

>>301607

You are moving backwards. Bottled wine > goon sack > metho on the rocks

>>301607

>I used to drink red wine out of the bottle

Fancy shit or goon quality shit

>>301607

You'll probably get your neetbux canned if you combine your goon habit with your wfd habit

>>301608

for some reason I picture you as someone who wanted to be a policemen when he was in high school but failed the test to get in the police academy

>>301611

he needs to drink so hard it gets him on DSP

>>301614

Who doesn't like a tall glass of it on the pebbles.

>>301613

#Hope

Why doesn't anyone ever add boot polish to their Metho to fancy it up?

>>301611

We live in a victim culture. Alcoholism is an illness. You cannot punish someone for being a drunk. The government can't. If they try you just need to posture as a victim of discrimination.

>>301618

Does this mean I can wank at work and claim it is due to my sex addiction?

>>301618

unless you're white then it's your fault, you're not allowed to be a victim you born bigot

>>301612

> "It's got a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas."

>>301619

claim its part of your indigenous culture

>>301621

>He posts about cops being NPCs and then when faced with a reply he drops a movie quote

lol what a liberal

>>301623

He said "Sweet summer child" before. He is a reddit NPC.

>>301623

> some asks for good second van

> i say excop hyundai iload

> someone else projects their thoughts of my childhood upbringing on me

fuck off cunty

>>301626

>excop hyundai iload

>good

>>301589

FIRST POST BEST POST

>>301523

>>301526

It's Controller isn't it?

>>301555

you're*

>>301582

Very nice edition.

>>301605

Rape van

>>301627

i know someone that does about 750km a week for his business in one `\(%)/`

Violent masturbation

>>301634

Peaceful masturbation

Goodn**ight

>tfw tired

>>301639

>>301638

Good night.

>>301640

tfw feminine handwriting

>>301645

you can always tell how mentally stable people are by how they draw the number "5"

> he is all right and sound mind

>>301646

that Pepe is so tranquil im gonna have to have a spliff and meditate on his level of comfyness

BRB

>>301638

Goodnight

>>301647

You say some weird shit

>>301650

"5" is the hardest nuber to write

> prove me wrong

>>301649

Goond Night

>>301653

Very nice. How much did they cost?

>>301653

very sexy

>>301653

Snazzy

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-48906126

I'm sorry ausfriends, I tried to ship you some cocaine, but it didn't make it.

>>301657

sounds like a new potential NEET Commune location

>>301621

It's ok, if you don't have what it takes to be a cop you can still make it as one of the s from that movie.

>>301654

I got them on sale for $111.96. Their original price was $159.95

>>301655

>>301656

Thanks

>>301660

>I got them on sale for $111.96.

Well done mate.

>>301653

They would fit nicely inside an aboriginal man's anus

Second day without a wank, my shoulder feels a lot better and I was able to do my weights today. I remember this old crack head I knew and he needed a shoulder replacement. Wondering if there's a connection between speed, wanking and shoulder pain…

>>301663

>a shoulder replacement.

I have never heard of that.

>>301664

I think it was some operation to do with his shoulder, he told me a story of how he had to get stitches on his dick from a meth wank he was going so hard

>>301665

>stitches on his dick

He probably tore his frenulum.

>some operation to do with his shoulder

Probably a shoulder reconstruction.

>>301653

Nice one, Shitey.

Watch some videos on caring for leather shoes. They should last you a considerable while if you look after them.

dick reconstruction

>>301647

the belief im most attacked for, is the belief that my High IQ makes me a Target

>>301626

The Fact Remains That Your A Guy From Reddit, And Im A Guy Who Posts On A Website Thats Somewhat More Prestigious Than Reddit

>>301669

>>301670

Nuro have you worked out how to stop your name getting word filtered yet?

>>301653

Very suave.

>>301673

The scratchings of a madman.

>>301675

5

>>301675

The pen not working added to the effect.

Need casual sex

>>301678

You do not.

Need a Latina gf

>>301672

> Nuro have you worked out how to stop your name getting word filtered yet?

Possum post until my IP gets B&

>>301682

>tfw thinking of a white columbian chick who I was into

>>301685

la di da

Write the number 5

>>301685

Kek

>>301687

it will be a mess.. those classy shoes are hiding something …

>>301689

五

>>301692

What's the meaning behind how they write the number 2?

I’m going to head home now, I have no internet at home but that’s okay because I’ve downloaded some more episodes of Lucifer to watch. Goodnight everyone

>>301690

NURO HAS THE REAL SHIT

use this information sensibly and do not do any MAJICK with it

>>301692

Beautiful

>>301694

Good night Shitey.

>>301694

night though dude i pay optus $45 for 100GB on my phone and tether it to all my computers… sign up nigga !

>>301699

Good night my friend.

>>301702

I don't think anyone here cares about that crap.

>>301703

Some do.

>>301703

I care, so think of it more as do you like what I'm making rather than you caring or not, I don't want to put out something you don't like even if its for something you don't care about

>>301694

Goodnight

>>301699

>Beccy sets me off on a tism trip.

POTTERY

>>301702

high quality production values would watch

Latina has offered to show me her favourite places around Melbourne and teach me some Spanish

Another challenge has appeared

having a nurofjewen

wtf are we allowed to say the jew word now

>>301710

Pussy hound

>>301710

Sounds like too much work.

here is our home kit I'll get to work on our away kit which I'll probably base on the West Coast Eagles SA NEETs got the last one unless we want to run a SA kit again or if we want to run something based on Seroquel or the Shire

>thinking about Rebecca's juicy thighs and wanking

>>301709

I named him.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>301720

are you reeeeeeing about the kit

>>301719

It is well past your bed time.

>>301683

nurophen?

nurofin?

>>301712

jew

>>301710

Ask her to show you your favorite places around her.

Did my 30 minute walk then had a nice shower. Feels good man.

>>301729

You should try walk wanking,burns loads of calories and gets you on the crimes toppers website

It's raining today and I'm feeling rather depressed NEETs, there's a bunch of bikes in the garage so I'm thinking of getting one in working order and going for a ride later.

Can't stop thinking about wanked poo

>>301732

an absurd and iconic moment

>>301731

I ride my bike on the freeway against traffic

>>301730

I wanked on a stray cat I found during my walk.

this youtube addiction is fucked

been watching nonsense all day

>>301736

I'm watching Cr1tikal videos.

>>301735

HOT

One time I snuck up on a crow and grabbed it, stuck my dick all the way up its ass until it came out of its mouth then I ejaculated on a pelican

>>301739

>implying your dick is big enough for the crow to even notice

>>301741

im fucking depressed

>>301602

>ctrl+f holden sandman

>0 hits

you a bunch of poofs or something?

>>301743

Cum in my ass and find out.

Ended up going for a short bike ride into the nearby town for some beer, other than that I read some books and helped with some chores around my cousin's place, might go get a haircut tomorrow so I look nice for the wedding on Saturday. Going to sleep now.

Gooooooooodmorning my special little fellas

>>301684

You sure that wasn’t just Cocaine Cassie?

>>301746

>>301747

>>301684

>columbian

*Colombian

>>301739

hot

Good morning friends.

>>301747

>>301746

morning

>>301751

bitumen cracks, film at 11

>>301755

>>301752

Do any of you cunts know how to drive Microsoft SCCM?

>>301755

> be a burger

> see an australian wearing shorts and boots

ITS STEVE IRWIN ! CRIKEY

>>301757

>Microsoft SCCM

I don't even understand what it does.

CUNT

>>301757

Is it a wank related tool?

>>301757

>micro$oft anything

No and I suggest you don't.

I am feeling pretty soft after those three wanks this morning tbqh

Up n at em neetoes

>>301759

>>301762

>>301764

Thanks for the assistance, NEETs.

>>301766

Beat em and eat em

>>301767

We are a well of knowledge.

Wage time. Take care.

horny f ???

>>301771

>>301770

>>301768

I need a big titty Jap gf

Gonna have my second coffee and then do some pushups before heading to Coles.

Yuse cunnos want anythin?

>>301775

Chicken breasts.

NANCY PELOSI

=

>>301746

>>301747

>>301765

>>301765

Good morning.

>>301753

Good morning my friend.

>>301770

Have a good day. See you when you get back.

>>301775

Get yourself a few packs of condoms.

>>301779

You didn't say good morning to me. :(

>>301780

I bought a pack of large condoms yesterday.

>>301781

Good morning. I am sorry for the oversight.

>>301777

Hide Post

Crouching Cruisey

Hidden Possum

Pooing possum

Wanked webby

Constipated Craig

Deadly Dan

Miserable Monk

Sensual shire

Willy Wanker Weber

Cunt Crusher Cruisedoggo

For a couple of years now I've been getting increasingly angry about the state of the world. Reading about all these fucked up rapes and shit going on and how many of them get away with it because of the fucking traitors in the government. I'm not on the verge of doing something extreme like subscribing to PewDiePie but I've become increasingly aggressive in my rhetoric towards leftists and I'm worried it's only going to get worse.

>>301775

Good shit mate. I'm only just waking up as I spent the night drinking and catching up with my brother but I've been getting my shit together. Very disappointed in monk for drinking.

>>301790

There's nothing wrong with using whatever language you like.

Don't hit anybody first, but defend yourself if set upon.

>>301790

You need to look inwards to find the source of your dissatisfaction with "the world". It is really just a dissatisfaction with your own life that you are projecting outwards.

Don't become one of these sad lonely memes crapping on about pedos in the government and NPCs on the streets.

Look to your own life don't worry about everyone else's.

>>301793

>Don't become one of these sad lonely memes crapping on about pedos in the government and NPCs on the streets.

Don't become Rebecca

>>301793

Decent advice.

>>301795

Ancient Aliens was a great show.

Ancient Aboriginals

>>301746

>>301747

>>301753

>>301754

>>301779

>>301783

Good morning

>>301800

Looks like a car from GTA.

>>301801

Good morning Shitey. How are your feet feeling after wearing those new shoes?

>>301803

I am worried about his financial situation.

FROM LITTLE THINGS, BIG THINGS GROW

>>301804

Why?

>>301804

Are you his accountant?

>>301802

out of all of you i bet only shire knows what it is….

FROM LITTLE THINGS, BIG THINGS GROW

>>301809

>>301805

Have a wank.

>>301808

I bet Shire knows how to get wordfilters removed too.

>>301808

1977 Wanker Shitmobile 9000

>>301806

I was in a very comparable situation to him and fell on my ass, essentially ending my adult life as I knew it.

I hope he is putting away a little emergency NEET fund for unfortunate situations.

>>301812

It's a Fagmobile.

>>301813

He seems to be doing very well. I don't know what you are talking about.

>>301815

His rent is high, but otherwise he seems to be doing OK.

>>301807

I am his wank accountant.

>>301817

No wonder you are concerned then.

Natalia Dyer is one sexy skeletal bitch.

>>301818

He's been accessing and repaying too many wanknow loans

>>301820

>He's been accessing and repaying too many wanknow loans

High interest wank-day debt slavery

>>301822

>High interest wank-day debt slavery

Booked in today with the tax accountant. Expecting a big wank return.

>>301824

The accountant's fees will be half your strokes.

>>301825

I have paid too many wanks according to the online single system reporting system on mygov, but I do have HECs and other obligations I need to cover. Will be an interesting appointment.

>>301824

I like the way the media was reporting everybody was going to get another $1080 back and totally failed to mention it's actually a sliding scale.

>>301827

>totally failed to mention it's actually a sliding scale.

Do you have any accurate information on how it is calculated?

SA NOOTs should buy a jet together: https://www.mgs.net.au/auction/viewauction.html?a=8357

>>301829

Thank you I am going to claim those wanks back.

>>301830

>15% in fees?

Is that a joke?

>>301830

Weber’s shout

>>301833

he might have posted it

Strong winds blowing

>>301837

>Indigestion, wind and heartburn

A tablet designed for NEETs?

>>301830

There is even a machine for sale to help our executives get in it:

https://www.mgs.net.au/auction/viewauction.html?a=8375

>Lift Capacity: 15,000 kg

>>301840

It could life them up but they still wouldn't fit in the cockpit.

>>301841

Even if use special NEET lube™?

>>301843

one out of three isn't bad, is it?

>>301843

The third question can be the person you stalked and molested, they might also be your childhood friend.

>>301847

Cringe.

>>301848

>>301850

See >>301849

>>301852

A three course feast.

Is this your only meal of the day to be eating that much food?

>>301852

>>301856

>>301855

Yes

>>301856

>>301857

I'm feeling particularly ravenous this afternoon. I am yet to have dinner

>>301852

I would have used a spoon, not a fork to tackle that slop and rice dish.

>>301803

The shoes are feeling good. There's some slight slippage on the heel but I don't think it's anything to worry about

>>301804

>>301806

>>301807

>>301813

>>301815

>>301816

I have enough money at the moment. $3500 in my savings and I did my tax return yesterday and will be getting $1700 back

>>301859

Why not both?

Female roommate asked me when I'm going to bring a girl around and if I'm asexual. She is part of why I haven't done so as she is nosy as fuck.

>>301860

You are doing well mate.

>>301862

just ask the roomate if she's dtf

>>301862

You need to bring one around just to throw off the smell of that asexual slander.

>>301852

Very envious right now.

>>301867

Yeah, she is like 1/32 heeb or something. She really cares about it and is defensive as fuck of them. She is like those middle class suburbanites that find out they are 1/64 boong and get really into boong socjus type shit but with jews instead.

>>301869

Big poos

There are rosemary bushes all down my street and I want to use some in my cooking as coles are jewish as fuck with fresh herbs. I'm growing some in a pot but that is new so I can't use it yet. How should I clean the street rosemary and should I use it at all considering it has been out in the street?

Having a second serving of chocolate ripple now

>>301869

>>301872

Absolute madNEET.

>>301871

in before rebecca recommends bleach

>>301871

Just pick some from the inside part of the bush. Don't bother cleaning it unless there is visible crud on it. You will be fine.

Who would be the heaviest neet? I can deadlift 125kg at a bodyweight of 75kg as a beginner and am curious to know if I could deadlift even the most successful executive.

BACK ON MY BULLSHIT

Yesterday was good boys. I had halfa drink and was feeling buzzd, hit the vapes no somking and i was fucking up in the clouds. Then my mate brought out his new vape and i was soaring. Hungover did a shoot this morning, sent out some jobs.

But now im blazing again 000000000.

>day 0 no green

>day 0 no booze

>day 0 no fap

>>301869

Executive

>>301877

Sounds terrible.

>>301628

Isn't OP post first?

>>301877

>Hungover did a shoot this morning

Heroin/meth?

>>301881

cum probably

>>301882

Perhaps, a shoot could also be him getting paid cash for someone to take pictures of his body.

>>301872

you are out of control

>>301885

Good luck.

>>301885

>>301884

>>301887

Good luck, keep us updated.

>tfw depressed

>>301891

How much is it going to cost?

Wonder how Cruisey is going with that hot MILF in the office.

>>301892

160 for the service Almost 500 for the tyres I will find out about the belt when I pick it up I guess

>>301893

Wonder how weber is handling that new poojeea in the office

Very low quality memes today. Feel like I'm on tumblr

>>301896

Hello Shire, I am going well. How are you? What cars did you work on today?

>>301895

Which one?

The one who was suppsoed to get out of my area on the 30th is still here. Her belongings have encroached into the area where my laptop dock resides.

>>301896

Those are generously wide parking spaces. Very nice to see.

>>301900

Rub your penis on her belongings

>>301900

I hope you have been warm and friendly towards her.

>>301899

I'm doing good, worked on a Mazda 3, Holden Colorado and a Toyota Corolla.

>>301904

>Holden Colorado

In my opinion you'd have to be a goose to buy one of those over the alternatives available.

>>301901

Cunt of a place to get to though, it's behind a pub/hotel.

>>301906

I think you did a video of it once on your bike. Very crowded and busy.

>>301903

It has been very warm in here. I am back to dressing for summer because she turns the heater on.

>>301905

I guess they aren't a bad ute, was simple enough to work on, it's actually the same as an Isuzu D-Max, but yeah if I was going to get a Ute, I'd either go for a Hilux or a Mazda BT-50.

>>301907

Yep

>>301908

>dressing for summer

Hawaiian shirts and cargo shorts?

>>301908

>tfw miss the warm summer weather a bit

>>301883

could b

Fuck i just had some KFC too, the hotrods are goodf

>>301885

nice neet

>tfw impressed

with the size of my tax returnbut probably not when I get auditedI have receipts and for home office expenses I went towards a lower figure than he recommended. I do work from home longer than I stated so I'll be right

>>301913

Noice one mate, 1 less cent to the government is good

Holy shit

>>301915

She'll be right m8

>>301916

Yeah, nah, fuck that.

>>301915

Just a front bearing failure they will be good. Its not an enngine fire just heat from friction.

If the rear thrust bearing went they would be in trouble.Agent Jay Z's videos re kino

>>301896

4 cyclinder bro manual

what do you think the damage will be?

>>301918

Yeah looks like it's just sparks from the spinner getting into the fan behind it still sketchy, good thing it has another engine.

What kinda plane was it? look like an MD-80 with the engines mounted at the rear like that.

>>301919

Well if it's the timing belt that needs to be replaced, significantly less than a V6 Camry, probably like $350 - $400, if its just a fan belt or something maybe like $150 - $200.

Weber are you eating healthily and drinking moderately?

>>301924

He is drinking only the finest goon and dining like a boong prince of debauchery

>>301925

Good on him.

>>301922

Do you maintain this car much?

Having a beef jerky

>>301928

Nice.

Having a mint and a smoothie.

>>301930

What's in the smoothie?

>>301931

beef jerky

>>301924

Yesterday I had a subway for lunch and some wine for dinner.

Today will probably be the same. Lunch certainly was.

I certainly won't be driving anywhere for dinner. The drive home was bad enough.

Reee want my fuckin tax back I'm sick of being broke

Missus is cooking some Korean chicken thingy.

>>301935

Nice.

>>301935

By chicken do you perhaps mean cat?

>>301937

No.

>>301934

Why don't you fuckers budget and save a bit through the year?

>>301938

That was a test and you both passed.

>>301939

Nah

>>301940

NEETlyfe

>>301933

Incidentally this was being dealt with when I got my Subway today: https://www.instagram.com/p/BzuCOP4gmA2/

NFI how they managed it.

fat frolicking fluffers

Missus is putting ginger beer on the chicken.

>>301945

This doesn't sound very traditional Korean.

Perhaps she should phone Cruisey's misso?

>>301946

She's mixing some chilli paste thing up with garlic and soy sauce.

>>301947

That I can understand. Just not the Bundaberg ginger beer.

>>301947

keep us updated as this meal is prepared.

>>301948

It's going to be deep fried and then smothered with the chilli paste.

>>301950

Spicy poos

>>301951

Hot bums

>>301952

Since it's fried chicken

Big bum

>>301953

Bums can be both big and hot

Not VN, promise

>>301955

>A rare Shire indoor image

rich concentrated red and blue fruits, dark chocolate and rich mocha notes with hints of spice and cedary oak

>>301957

Lovely

>>301957

Pepperjack Shiraz

>>301959

Which vintage, smarty googler?

>>301960

2017

>>301961

wrong. 2016

The Autism Project Update #20

Past couple of days have been really difficult. Too happy. Too content. Not enough sleep. Too much time on 8chn. Too much of a sense of community, especially from ausneets. I even went outside during the daytime one of the days. I went to a store and interacted with the humans. I talked to a girl and reciprocated interest for a few minutes before I remembered myself and put a stop to it. It should be obvious that I have failed the past couple of days. Went completely the wrong direction. I need to fix this now. I will be taking a few days or maybe a week away from the NEETs to try to sink further back into my depression. Next update may be more optimal.

>>301964

Speaking of the commune, $80mil powerball tomorrow, if I win we will live in luxury for the rest of our lives.

Last episode this season. The boongs are trying to raise 60k for season 3's production costs.

>>301966

Buy me a ticket and I'll pay you back when we get the commune settled.

>>301967

surely there's just a government grant form they can fill out?

>>301793

Terrible advice. What the government does directly affects my life and if I want any chance of fixing it, I have to be dissatisfied enough to take action.

>>301969

The boy's would never take hand-outs from gubbas unna