/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Western Australia something something

I might pre-pay my funeral this week so Mummybot doesn’t need to worry about that.

>>300083

Very considerate.

>>300082

Just how does he do it?

>>300077

>>300078

>>300079

>>300080

>>300081

Flawless combo.

Doggo and I are back from our walk. I kept the brolly sheathed.

These anti-bum rash posts are disturbing.

>>300087

I can't give you an exact time but I'm trying to get there before noon, I have a few things to do in between now and then though.

>>300029

Nah, unna. I forgive you, but not for dsp, for Day of the spear.

>>300088

We can only hope it returns with resistance to antibiotics.

>>300083

I hope you get out of your slump soon. I worry about you.

>>300030

Get in to bum fingering.

>>300091

I hope it infects all the anti-bumrash NEETs.

>>300031

Yes. Made me uncomfortable.

Another day beckons

I hope the drill whirls with speed today as he pushes it into the letterbox

>>300096

Are you an impersonator NEET?

>>300033

Hmm

>>300038

What does mum think of them?

>>300095

>Made me uncomfortable

Hot

>>300099

No I am not.

Possum is going to moan like a giddy Japanese schoolgirl as cruisey grunts and slams his bit through the holes and starts to drill.

>>300101

She complains they hurt her wrists a bit.

>>300102

It was very intimate. Would've been fine if it was angry buttsecks but it was love making.

>>300060

Fuck, that's an old pic.

Where have you been hiding? Who are you?

Did you have a daughter when you were here before?

Are you that other NZ NEET that had his misso knocked up?

>>300103

I was thinking a NEET would be able to roughly guess the suburb where you live if I gave a time but I wont be posting as soon as I get there anyhow. Yeah, no worries, I'll let you know when I head off.

>>300104

what kunt

I'm a massive slut, please fuck my face.

>>300111

yeah, i'll drop my schlong right down your throat cunt after you shave your beard.

>>300110

I'm going to leave his holes as piles of smoldering shards, if it rains there'll be steam coming off of my bit.

>>300109

I was thinking of that. So long as there is only a departure post and no arrival post it will be fine and "a NEET" won't be able to work it out.

>>300113

I was impersonating.

I will be Ausneets waifu.

>>300115

>"a NEET"

>>300120

There is only one NEET that would try to work it out.

>>300121

I would try and work it out if I wasn't the NEET going.

>>300122

Your NEET Lore wouldn't be good enough. You would guess Broken Hill.

>>300123

Shit, I better leave soon.

we need a Neet Tracker

>>300126

I thought John left?

>>300127

We need to shit in your mouth.

>>300109

It’s easier to wait for a six garlic breads post and then phone each of the Dominos stores in metro Adelaide asking if it was them that handled the order.

Glow in the dark CIA niggers know where he's located.

>>300092

I haven’t bothered getting out of bed today.

It's overcast today.

It's still overcast.

Grey skies are gonna clear up, put on a happy face.

>>300138

Please no.

>>300135

Mate, I'm not sure what to say but I hope you'll be ok.

Everyday is sunny, some days just have some more clouds than others.

Climb above the dark clouds neet

Alright Posso, I'm about to head off. I'm going to take my time (get breakky and fuel and whatnot) but I'll be there when I am.

>>300143

See you soon m8.

>>300143

>breakky

>>300083

Get a good deal?

The bongs last night have me feeling like a spaced out boong today.

Gonna have to force out this to-do list today

>>300107

I poo pants

conspicuous red rape pants

>>300148

Give up the bongs.

Fuck Centrelink staff are useless.

After my first eye appointment I had to go there and drop off a Medicare banking form so they could refund me the money.

I've just linked my Medicare through the myGov website and I can see that the dumb bitch transposed some numbers in the banking information and two EFT payments totaling $150 have gone fuck knows where.

>>300152

Dole bludging cunt

>>300154

I love big poo

>>300155

fuck you, you stupid nigger

>>300155

I am shocked, absolutely shocked, to find we have people on welfare here on ausneets.

>>300158

I'm not even on fucking welfare.

>>300158

They're absolute scum, taking from the hard working man to feed selfish needs

>>300159

It's called newwank

Big black boong dick

>>300163

I wish you'd bump into your anti-matter self.

>>300163

Fuck tight boong anus

Brutal aboriginal gangrape

Gentle Aboriginal spooning.

>>300168

NO!

http://www.longecity.org/forum/topic/71485-my-wonderful-50-day-experience-with-therapeutic-doses-of-methamphetamine-desoxyn-healed-my-mind/

Need some meff

Boong poo

>>300170

If you don't even have the secret channel then don't bother,

>>300154

thanks neet, very nice pepe

Boong sex with goanna

>>300173

Fuck you not my friend

>>300165

abloo bloo

>>300176

Screaming shit

Mass produced poo

>>300180

The 50 meter turning circle on that car must be fantastic.

>>300181

I think it's meant to go pretty much in a straight line, like a train.

those coopers red tops did a number on me bros

>>300183

The bubbles send it to your brain faster.

>>300178

You can't compete with pajeet

>>300183

You need to be South Aussie or have a permit to drink red and yellow top Coopers.

>>300110

I thought you said my name for a second there.

I hope we will get some candid shots of cruisey drilling possums box

i bet he doesnt even own a transfer punch set

So scared of "a neet"'s power levels

>>299851

Not bad Shire, not bad at all.

Some decent slaps.

I am imagining a young muscular Shire with long hair boppin' playing guitar behing his head.

>>299891

Was fucking an 18 year old roastie nympho upper-class meth lesbian few years back. She was pretty loose and didn't like frangers, I didn't get HPV** luckily.

>>299896

I'd give you a sniff.

>>299999

I'm gonna whittle 9's into my spear in preperation.

Bless you wizzy.

>>300001

So close..

>>300000

very well got.

>>300022

>tfw severely impressed

>>300085

A question for the elders.

What's the councils stance on SA's new proposed ban on single use plastic?

>https://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/sa-to-ban-a-range-of-singleuse-plastics-under-proposed-legislation-to-be-introduced-to-state-parliament/news-story/18607a4fc2b4c14e9b8336d3a876428f

>>300192

Every takeaway company will have to switch to single use woods

>>300192

But where am I going to find used pregnancy tests to lick if that law passes?

>>300193

I heard the government will make a push towards chop-sticks.

>>300194

Might have to take a trip to Melbourne to indulge in said fetish. I bet the city is littered with em.

CUUUUUUUUUUNT

>>300192

This happened long ago in degenerate places like melbourne

>>300197

err it's a national first

>>300192

I'm all for it.

single use possum

>>300200

Possum is very used.

>>300204

not great but not terrible either. i was more upset about the helicopter crashing at the wrong time.

i have researched the reactor in depth and to this day no one know how or why the reactor power plumetted to 70MW instead of 400MW when doing the turbine rundown test just before the explosion. Thats what really caused the Xeon 135 poisoning and kicked off the chain of events …

>>300130

Poo goes down the shower drain not the mouth.

>>300205

The explanation suggested is that the night shift staff running the test weren't trained in the test protocols or experienced enough to understand what was going wrong.

My understanding is that we don't understand a lot of about the details of how the test was run - most of the operators died of radiation poisoning in the following weeks, and the soviet state picked Dyatlov as the fall guy to take all the blame. So we may never really know.

Coming to soon NK's

>'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated

>>300211

do you draw these on a table?

>>300212

tablet*?

>>300212

I drew them on my Ipad.

Terrible experience at Bunnings today. Wanted to buy a big wardrobe (I am not NK):

>I have visited multiple stores this morning trying to find a decently priced one and the last place suggested by one store was Bunnings

>Get there and find the section after being directed.

>Spent 15 minutes looking at wardrobe organisers that you put inside a built in the wardrobe?

>With staff assistance finally decide that I am going to buy the wardrobe

>You have to buy the cunt in three parts

>The base is $450, $75x3 for the three doors and then $150 for a set of draws that I wanted two of. So around $1k without delivery. I am told that's around $40 so pretty cheap.

>Finally find an employee and worked out what I wanted. Most importantly confirm each item is in stock and he confirms it with that machine they carry around. This takes about 10 to 15 minutes.

>I take pictures of each of the barcodes of these items to take with me.

>Told to head to the Trade desk to organise delivery. I finally find the Trade desk after going to the Information desk by mistake.

>Wait 10 minutes to get served with only one employee managing the desk, which includes renting equipment and trade purchases for vehicles that drive in

>The woman says I need to check the items are in stock. She says I need to either bring the fucking packaging over or bring the employee. I bring the employee.

>Walk back to the other side of the store. Talk to the same employee again. I explain what happens and he comes with me. I am at the store for about 40 minutes at this point.

>Have to wait for this woman to serve two customers before I talk to her. I wait 10 minutes.

>The employee I brought over explained everything I told her before: the item is in store, and I need the delivery, which is her responsibility?

>She starts adding up the items then goes to organise delivery. She looks up the item and explains the base of the wardrobe is 100kg and is very heavy. I cannot get access to standard delivery that is much cheaper.

>Bunnings will only deliver to the door they will not bring the item inside. I have to pay $90 for the truck plus $20 for assistance.

>She says I should get a flatbed truck with a crane for extra $50 on top of $120 but they will not move the item beyond taking it to my door? She recommends the truck with a crane so delivery is around $170 to my door only.

>I feel defeated at this stage after spending almost an hour in the store. I leave.

>Reflect that the woman did not calculate that the wardrobe is 100kg split over two cartons which I have a picture of.

>Say fuck it and head to the Salvos. Bought what I need for under $200 with delivery. I need to add the bar to hang the clothes, and I will be set.

Really considering making a complaint. The whole experience was a waste of time. At least the other staff in other stores I visited were upfront about everything.

>>300215

This sounds traumatic

Wonder how this letter box is going

>>300216

I kept my cool mostly but I was very annoyed at the end. It was not a small purchase and I was treated like an idiot throughout the whole experience. Each store I visited I asked the same three questions:

1. How much does it cost in the configuration I wanted?

2. How much is delivery?

3. Do you assemble the item for an extra fee?

I researched each of the stores before I visited but felt that Bunnings had the weaker range. Until I saw how much more customisable it was at a cheaper price. Without the draws I wanted the wardrobe was about $300 cheaper.

>>300215

>>300218

Bunnings staff are shit for the most part.

The store itself doesn’t even sell good stuff, it’s just an extensive collection of low to middle grade stuff.

If you want proper metal working tools, or carpentry tools, or even simple shit like layout die or more than two choices of brazing rod, you can’t get it there.

>>300218

Does your city not have an IKEA?

>>300217

They’re probably still eating garlic bread and shit talking me.

>>300204

How many episodes is this show?

Does it have some decent violence and hot boobs, or is it all drab science nerd shit?

>>300220

>Bunnings staff are shit for the most part.

Probably why people are stealing so much from them. I have heard of stories of people stealing thousands in stock from them.

>>300220

I am in NSW and I have travel towards Sydney. The traffic and people get worse the closer you get to Sydney

>>300223

First part of the post was meant for >>300219

>>300224

They were both me anyway, friendo.

>>300226

bit racist tbh

Me and Cruisey should offer a service to NEETs where we accompany them to places like Bunnings and when the staff are rude or useless we can step in an be all like

LISTEN HERE YOU MONG CUNT

and get the NEET the assistance he deserves.

>>300228

thanks Melvin

>>300229

I am more passive aggressive around these issues. If I did purchase it and received the wrong delivery option, I would make a written complaint. I would then settle for free delivery.

I recently got a laptop refunded in full when they used the wrong warranty option to repair the item. I did not even let them fix it beyond identifying the fault and just sent the cunt back to them for a full refund.

>>300231

Once I’m home and discover something then yeah I’ll write passive aggressive emails and shit. But if I’m in the shops and get the run around I start acting like an unhinged loon. They’ve already decided they’re better than me, which is why they act the way they do in the first place.

>>300221

We did discuss you.

>>300203

>>300188

>>300217

The letterbox has been successfully replaced. I put Cruisey straight to work. We had to make a trip to Bunnings to get a few necessaries, and then Cruisey masterfully drilled the correct holes and mounted the box.

He threw the little paper stickers from the screws on the ground like a boong, but I managed to pick them all up and properly dispose of them in the bin.

Other than that it was a very impressive display and I am very grateful for him assisting me.

The Autism Project Update #19

All's going well. Plots and data visualization today.

Decided to adopt a dog, because I have read they are good at helping autists.

>>300237

>Decided to adopt a dog

It is a big decision mate, with long-term consequences. Think hard about it.

>>300235

> He finally gets a new letterbox

> wont recieve any mail for weeks

calling it

>>300233

>They’ve already decided they’re better than me, which is why they act the way they do in the first place

Why can't I be more like Webby?

>>300235

>I put Cruisey straight to work.

>Cruisey masterfully drilled the correct holes

Hot!

>>300238

Decided to adopt a dog Decided to foster a relationship with a dingo.

>>300236

>gay robot from the original Star Wars

Have you ever visited /r9k/?

>>300241

There was one hole in particular where he drilled up and down repetitively and it was extremely erotic.

>>300240

>They’ve already decided they’re better than me

This is in your imagination. It is very difficult being a customer service worker. You have to deal with some very narcissistic and entitled people. I try not to add to their psychological burden with in-store tantrums.

>>300235

>In NEETs we trust.

>>299554

Beautiful documentary, cheers for posting that.

>>300237

What breed of dog?

>>300247

I enjoyed it too.

>>300245

>I try not to add to their psychological burden with in-store tantrums.

That's very thoughtful of you

>>300245

I must ask, but just who are you quoting? That was quote of Webby's.

>>300235

He coordinated the supports that you needed in order to have your letterbox replaced. He does his job well

>>300252

>He does his job well

He must have been so sweaty after all that work.

>>300222

5 episodes. Like game of thrones it has a relentlessly bleak and dire tone, with horror movie overtones. Unlike game of thrones there are no nude scenes of Emilia Clarke.

>>300252

Very true.

> NO PICTURES

they fucked something up…..

>>300257

More details.

>>300238

>>300248

Actually already have an Australian Cattle Dog. I just thought it appropriate to recognize dogs are an autists best friend in one of my updates.

>>300258

Hmmm

>>300261

Awful post. All doggos are beautiful.

>>300261

See >>300262

>>300262

Why did you add the go to it again?

>>300261

imagine not wanting a female kelpie…

> clever girl

>>300266

Who are you quoting?

Go away NoFun.

>>300261

I don't trust people who don't like red heelers.

>>300265

Great doggos. She's my best m8

>>300266

good post

Is train neet here?

>>300274

>>300268

>>300219

I need a hammer and some wd 40

>>300274

>these people also don't even deserve to be charged as much, they shot down a plane flying over a war zone

Thanks Russia

>Since Russia's illegal military intervention in Ukraine in 2014, NATO has been taking extra reassurance measures for its Allies. Among these is the boosting of NATO's air policing missions.

https://www.nato.int/cps/en/natohq/topics_52060.htm

>>300274

>>300261

Hmmmmm

Is no fun a dog hating communist?

>>300283

I don't hate dogs in general just Australian ones and some others. I don't hate the class system either just peasants.

>>300284

UnAustralian.

>>300286

Australia in these times also supports grown adults watching children's cartoons so you should be a little bit grateful and more aware of your situation.

>>300284

what is your opinion on white dogs?

I put some "product" in my hair to look sexy for Cruisey, and now I am hesitant to put on my beanie because I don't want hair product getting on it.

Are you meant to have a shower to wash this shit out before you go to bed? I don't want it on my pillow either. I already had a shower before I left. Are you meant to have two every time you use this stuff?

I should never have tried to be this fancy.

>>300290

Whats rick and morty?

It all makes sense.

>Sherif Girgis’ story came to light this week when he successfully sued a Perth deputy mayor who he claimed gave him bad advice on how to invest the money.

>Mr Girgis, who was working part time in a cinema when his life changed forever in 2007, sought help from City of Joondalup councillor Russell Poliwka.

>In 2012, Mr Girgis told Mr Poliwka he had only $5 million of the initial $30 million prize.

https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/investing/perth-man-sherif-girgis-wins-at-supreme-court-after-losing-fortune/news-story/9dedd1b7f979e29421d24f8a7b67bef1

>>300291

look into Taft styling powder rather than goopy product

>>300292

That show that people were talking abut all the time, or was the show called Adventure time but Rick and Morty were the main characters? Well I don't really care either way it was something like that.

>>300294

I have added it to my shopping list I will give it a try.

>>300294

Is that how you cover your bald spot Nuro?

>>300293

Should have invested in a NEET Commune

>>300297

excuse me but i have an excellent flock supported by strong celtic genes. My father is pushing 70 and still has a full head of hair….

>>300299

The first warning sign he was getting raped was:

>City of Joondalup

>>300300

I was bald by 20 because of my strong British genes. Grandfathers still had full heads of hair at 80.

>>300304

Fresh warm bread and olive oil?

>>300305

And maybe a rub of garlic.

Can't stop thinking about becoming a nomad.

>>300306

You're not going to win the Nurgle 2019 with this defeatist attitude >>300304 . Get that bread cooker and your friend can always keep us updated if you win when you become fuzed/fuzzed to the chair.

>>300307

what is stopping you?

>>300308

>tfw no speed dealer sun glasses

>>300310

I have got Doggo to take care of.

>>300308

A good retrofitted van would be my solution.

>>300312

take doggo with you

>>300314

You can't enter National Parks with a Doggo. Plus my Doggo gets car sick and is high strung and anxious. The lifestyle really wouldn't suit him.

>>300304

Breadmakers are excellent. They save you coin on expensive bread. You can buy higher quality flour. The bread is fresh. You can determine the grain composition. It is healthier. That sounds like going the opposite direction of obesity.

>>300303

thats hair all ecxtacy users eventually get…. totally not me….

>>300318

>That sounds like going the opposite direction of obesity.

He can consume a loaf in a single setting. It is more about the amount he will consume than the quality of the consumption.

>>300320

>setting

*sitting

I have 12 x 600ml bottles of water and have set my alarm for every hour between 7pm and 7am.

>>300322

Silly.

>>300323

you judgemental fuck

>>300261

I assume they have pixelated out the huge white dong she is performing orally on.

>>300324

Sorry.

>>300322

I don't know if thats such a good idea

good night all

>>300328

Goodnight

>>300328

Good night.

>>300329

Goon night.

>>300331

Gook night

>>300322

Is this a poo bulking strategy?

Raped poo

>>300335

as long as its not 2D there is still hope

> trans

> cunny

> furry

also inoperable

>>300336

you sound like an expert

Hungover as shit, took a couple go pills hoping they'll give me the strength to get in the car and search for food.

>>300339

Why don't you turn over last night's boong woman and get some witchetty grubs to eat?

>>300340

Hot

>>300340

I dragged her outside when she stopped breathing, don't want no dead boong smell in the house

>>300342

>dead boong smell

Pretty similar to living boong smell tbh

>>300338

there are mind viruses lurking on the internet… know your enemy … protect yourself especially from games and gamers

>>300341

If he opens her up with a knife for warmth tonight she'll be.

>>300346

>>300000

>>300346

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.

NK get some chinkies.

>>300349

How would this effect his quality and quantity? We need to look at the bigger picture here.

>>300350

Perhaps he needs a HSP, they use to make big poos.

What is something sweet but also relatively healthy? I always crave something sweet after a meal but I can't keep eating all this chocolate and packets of biscuits.

I think just plain pieces of fruit would be too plain. I still want that dessert feeling.

>>300351

NK has never had big poos.

>>300148

Give up the to-do list.

>>300352

will strawberries not do?

>>300356

They are sour usually.

>>300187

Kurt?

>>300188

I mangled it pretty good. Ravaged his box and munted his holes.

prolapsed NEET letterbox

>>300359

When will we get the pictures or recorded moans?

>>300202

Nice looking area.

>>300361

Yeah but I need to edit it. We got caught up when we found some awesome degenerate things.

I also went to protein NEET's on the way home and recorded him talking I need to edit the fuck out of that.

>>300211

You're very good

>>300363

> talking I need to edit the fuck out of that.

yeah seen that all before, simply a money grab to make us pay now and again when you eventually release the "special extended editions"

>>300366

I am glad you arrived safely mate. Nice photo.

>>300366

Pretty pic.

>>300369

Where is that Pizza from?

>>300369

Those look like big pizzas.

>>300369

What is the white sauce? Mayo? Or that ranch stuff Americans talk about?

>>300221

I wouldn't call it shit talking.

>>300367

>>300368

Thanks NEETs.

>>300370

Boutique pizza place

>>300371

18 inch

>>300372

Tzatziki, it's a lamb yiros pizza.

>>300375

>18 inch

Six has always satisfied me.

>>300229

>deserves

I'm glad someone else gets what it's about.

>>300377

It's the girth m8

>>300377

I gave the dog the garlic bread.

>>300380

Lucky dog.

>>300232

Yesterday my dad referred to seatbelts as bottle openers. Try one of them.

>>300243

He would find that incredibly vile.

>>300244

Strip the sides to get it to gape just right.

>>300252

lol

Thanks.

>>300382

They prevent a lot of people from spilling all over the place.

>>300256

I did, I had to re-drill the holes because I fucked it the first time, they were off centre. Even now it's a bit crooked.

>>300386

He was saying that's all he used them for.

>>300388

Cool.

>>300343

White fella DARNT know da difference

>>300261

Hmmm.

>>300349

Think its time for a trip to koondoola… The de xies have killed my appetite. Could have a few cones but I'll drive like shit

>>300265

>female

I don't think I could handle having a bitch.

>>300393

Get big food then have cones.

>>300291

lol wat?

I noticed you had a haircut

>>300396

>I noticed

And yet no compliments.

>>300298

I didn't mind it either.

>>300380

Why are you calling Possum a Dog

>>300398

Hmm.

>>300400

Guess what I'm calling 'garlic bread'.

>>300403

Hmm.

>>300402

Some of those look binary.

>>300403

Hot.

>>300402

me second from left

'CAUSE ALL I REALLY NEED IS SOME COOL SHIT TO MOB. LIKE DRIVING DOWN THE STREET TO THE BEAT OF A BLOWJOB.

Whip your nipples.

>>300409

into shape

>>300410

Shape it up

>>300411

It all worked out fine.

>>300394

last place i rented owners upstairs had a young femal kelpie called "elie" i got to play with her take her for walks and and not have to feed her or clean up after here…. she was awesome

>>300388

great pic

>>300413

do doubt you got a play date out of it :P …

possom could of had it sorted in 5 mintues weeks ago… but as if anyone would take adivce from Rebecca's juicy thighs plus…

>>300298

Bro it is completely ruined.

Watch Community same writers p good

>>300261

I unironically think that we should ban this poster

>>300417

You needed to be humbled.

= ish

Tbqh

Fuckin 40 min wait for my China man food

Did monk have sex with the poo?

>>300423

Not yet. The rash is cured until then.

>>300423

I don't think so.

>>300422

Good choice. Reward this waiting with a cone.

Train neet?

I had a big wank before it was very messy.

>>300429

I miss him

Would their be many aboriginal prostitutes on the train for him?

I'm so painfully bloated

>>300431

If there's no aboriginal prostitutes it's not worth doing in the first place

>>300411

Yeah, I did it with my letterbox about a year ago and didn't fuck it up but I did a real number on this one. Partly because I presumed it would be like a 15 min job. It didn't take long but I just rushed and thought it would go as planned.

>>300414

My dog before this one was a kelpie, male though. I've only had male dogs. The going on heat thing and their rags would fuck me off.

>>300435

Get them desexed and you don't have those problems.

>>300189

I knew it.

>>300418

I hate Dan Harmon with a passion

>>300420

why would i talk about myself in 3rd person ?

>>300438

Cruisey's reaffirming voice calms the on edge Possum.

H O T!

Goon night NEETs. I look forward to reviewing the other videos in the goon morning.

>>300441

But what about me?

>>300442

Good night.

>>300441

>>300446

was this filmed on a potato?

Also i made a neet beet rate please

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1k1Njcrk84u

>>300442

Good night

>>300450

Do they give you free prawn crackers?

>>300452

When you said "Big Mushroom" I should have said "Big Mushroom Head". I don't know what was wrong with me, my brain wasn't working correctly. Also I sound very depressed.

>>300454

Fire

>>300450

oh shit nigga that carpet just gave me the biggest craving for sweet and sour pork ….. fark

>>300457

With some fried rice.