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you didn't link to the old thread ya Boong

LIVE NOW

Had Weet-Bix for breakky.

*ahem*

QUEENSLAND

>>298557

BEST STATE !

Quiet morning.

>>298526

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>>298530

>>298538

Good morning NEETs

>>298533

Good morning my friend.

You know you have a weight/obesity/binge eating/appetite regulation problem when you buy the exact same shirt but in four different sizes. And end up wearing them all at various times. I have the 3XL and the 4XL in the wash right now.

>>298567

Fried witchety grubs

>>298567

im the same with jeans. pisses me off.

terrible thread

>>298567

>>298566

The old gen is still active.

>>298587

apparently someone cured bum rash

>>298588

I guess it isn't.

>>298588

Too active. That's how the bum rash got spread around.

>>298566

>>298571

Good morning.

I'm off to work. Hope most of you have a pleasant day.

>>298591

>>298592

I dreamed Cruisey was helping me clean out a storage locker with his miniature ute. The lady at reception was my aunty.

>>298595

I get my Cruisey sex doll today.

>>298593

Have a nice day. See you when you get back.

>>298596

You did not.

>>298593

have fun

>>298598

I DID FUCKING SO YOU CUNT

I think I might have a fast day. No food, only black coffees (orally).

>>298602

Looks nothing like the sensual studmuffin that is the real thing.

>>298603

>not having coffee enemas

Almost like you want to be a shit cunt.

>>298603

VILE

>>298605

CLASSY

I am making a formal request for the thread title and pepe to be changed.

Fuck Rebecca's juicy thighs

Fuck seppo's

Fuck this gay arse thread

>>298608

im more upset about the clean bum and cured rash

>>298608

Why are you so mad? its only a thread.

>>298613

Might have been Archie Luxury.

Monk how many oaties did you drink yesterday?

>>298617

2. Unfortunately I desperately wanted more.

After the second one hit me I just went back to my old habits and wanted to drink all of em and stay up late and play my music real loud etc and have a 'party' by myself.

Really disappointing, I couldn't just 'appreciate' the buzz so to speak, just wanted to go 0-100 like I used to. I'm glad I could resist that but its most likely because I had to meet some guy at a different property who was dropping off some furniture at 8am today.

Maybe I won't be able to moderate, at this point I'm thinking I'll just have to totally cut out drinking by myself, unfortunate because I very rarely meet and drink with other people.

>>298616

I feel embarrassed for him

>>298618

>I'm thinking I'll just have to totally cut out drinking by myself

It looks like that would be the best way to go mate. Some people just can't do moderation. You probably shouldn't drink while out either. Not everyone drinks. It isn't mandatory.

whats for lunch everbody ?

>>298525

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>>298592

Good morning

>>298621

Biscuits and bubble tea

This stupid fucking pajeet retard whos booking me in for a job interview can't tell which name is my first and which is my surname

>>298618

I feel the same but im gonna head into town thisafternoon. Crack open a goon and use the buzz to go to a club later. The smoking area is kino where i go and always plenty of random people to chat with …

>>298621

One cup of black coffee (orally).

What are you having? Roast lamb and potatoes? Pizza and Brie? Guzman y Gomez fries? Carbonara? Boiled fucking chop it you slack cunt sauce pasta?

>>298625

What do you chat about with randoms?

>>298622

Good morning Shitey. How did you sleep?

>>298624

Having to deal with Pajeet on the phone has made life worse for everybody. It should be illegal.

>>298623

whats bubble tea

>>298626

Vile. Im gonna make a egg and cheese toast with mayo and 2 different guzman gomez sauces … yummy BRB

A received a call from a private number before followed by a voice message regarding the job interview from last week. I wonder if I got the job or if they are just giving me a courtesy call

>>298628

I slept quite well. I turned the heater on tonight as a I wanted to see how much it would raise my electricity bill. How did you sleep?

>>298630

Milk tea with tapioca pearls. I had a one made from taro yesterday

>>298631

Only one way to find out.

>>298633

>How did you sleep?

Quite well thank you. Got about nine hours.

>>298632

At what point will you consider yourself too old to be hitting the clubs on the weekend?

>>298634

I will give them a call now

>>298636

the place i go is a classy mature crowd

when im dead and buried i guess….

>>298637

Good luck.

Nuro how is your hairline holding up?

>>298633

> I turned the heater on tonight as a I wanted to see how much it would raise my electricity bill

if you know how many watts it is you can easily work out how much ur heater will cost to run, just grab an old electricity bill and see what you get charged per hour

here is one of many online calculators

https://www.rapidtables.com/calc/electric/electricity-calculator.html

There was a Chinaman dressed in a fancy Lindt outfit in the lollies aisle at Coles. Big chefs hat and all, handing out Lindt samples. He even has "visitor" sticker on his arm

This country gets weirder by the day

>>298643

did you get a free sample?

>>298643

>tfw no chinaman to hand me chocolate

>>298639

I called them back, it was a courtesy call

Lindt is over rated. Nasty bitter chocolate.

>>298647

its good if its free though

I find this burger thread offensive

>>298644

No. I was on my way to the water aisle.

>>298635

That's good to hear

>>298642

Thanks. It will be interesting to see how much it has used

Dog next door doing a lot of barking.

>>298652

Rape it

>>298649

Toughen up princess.

>>298652

It might be a furry pretending to be a dog.

I slept horribly, the alcohol kept me awake. And it was so cold last night.

Today is basically a write off, already lethargic after my morning run around.

Having a pre-lunch oatie before I begrudgingly call my Nana.

Passed 1 of 3 subjects at uni last semester.

>>298656

Oh Monk…

>>298656

You just reminded me to check out what i got for my subjects.

>>298658

i went well i got 2 distinctions and 2 credits.

>>298646

how courteous was it ?

>>298659

Well done mate.

>>298656

>>298658

>>298659

Are you two looking forward to next semester?

>>298660

They said that there was an overwhelming amount of applications and that I went well in the interview despite not getting the job

>>298646

Bad luck mate.

>>298663

sounds like you did pretty good. Don't be discouraged.

>>298662

Yeah, it starts on Monday. I'm only doing two subjects this time, should be much more manageable.

This time I will make sure I actually put the work in during the first 4 weeks, I always let it slip and tell myself I'll catch up but then I'm always running behind and just scraping through.

If I stay off the piss I will get it done easy

Applied for some EMR/data analyst roles this week. Hopefully I hear something back

>>298658

>>298656

What are you studying?

>>298666

I got a job in clayton and an interview in st kilda

>>298662

Yeah, its my last semester and i have gotten a lot better at time management so it is no longer stressful.

>>298667

Bachelor of applied commerce majoring in accounting.

>>298665

That's good. Do they give you access to the unit outlines to allow you to revise the content before the units start?

>>298668

Well done

>>298670

Only the first few weeks are available I think.

One second year unit, one 3rd year. One is kind of a bluge, the other I likely already know most of the content.

14 degrees today in Shitbourne, I'm going overseas for two weeks for an aunts wedding, so when I get home from the wage I need to get ready to leave for the airport. Apart from that I'm very disappointed with this seppo thread. Blindly worshipping Americans and copying every stupid thing they do is one of the central reasons Australia is a shadow of its former self.

>>298673

Rebecca is a seppo. Every other NEET has apposed said Americanism.

QUARANTINE THE VIRUS

GODLIKE

>>298673

> Australia is a shadow of its former self.

wait till the Chinks are done with us…

>>298674

im not a seppo but i was able to watch all the salute to america thismorning it was comfy

but only 5 minutes of ABC at lunch before i felt sick … our television has gotten unwatchable

>>298677

imagine if Australians actually owned guns

>>298673

>Blindly worshipping Americans and copying every stupid thing they do is one of the central reasons Australia is a shadow of its former self.

Prove it faggot

>>298673

Where are you headed? Somewhere in Asia I hope

Lethargy.

Tiredness.

Waiting to go to bed.

>>298683

Have some more oaties. They will perk you right up.

>>298669

You must be looking forward to finishing your last semester

>>298672

Have you started revising?

>>298673

Be sure to post some pictures of your trip

Need a work

45 minutes until preparation for work begins

I think Nofun only appears when beccy disappears.

Hmm.

Can't wait for this fucking day to end.

When writing 'fucking' on my phone, the next words that pop up are NEETs, coworkers and flogged

>>298689

>>298688

Did you have lunch today?

>>298650

>water aisle.

That's weirder than an Asian lollyman

NBN neet have you got onto support yet for your NBN problems?

>>298687

>iktf

I wonder who gets more regular sex, Shire or Cruisey

>>298694

The real question is who gets more regular wanks

It's been several days since taking any fluoxetine or seroquel

>>298694

Definitely Shire.

>>298696

Well done. How do you feel?

>>298695

Probably Cruisey.

>>298697

Surprisingly okay

>>298696

Had any brain zaps yet?

Living vicariously through peoples vacation blogs while doing little to make it possible for myself. Hmmmm.

>>298702

I'm planning a holiday for next year or maybe the year after, will go to Nambucca, uranga area maybe

>>298704

Hello Shire. Nice to have you back amongst us.

>>298701

None yet, maybe all the negative withdrawal effects are drowned out by the dexamphetamine

>>298704

Yeah I've been going to be relatively early and waking up relatively early

>>298705

Cheers

>>298706

>Yeah I've been going to be relatively early and waking up relatively early

That's good, all the work you do probably helps too.

I can't believe he just all of a sudden goes cold turkey and is sleeping well in a couple of days.

I am seething with jealousy.

>>298567

Stop buying Chinese sizes! An XL in an American Trump shirt will fit you!

>>298704

whats with the candle?

>>298709

Is it suck trumps dick day?

>>298711

Why are you so salty?

>>298710

Girl musks

>>298708

iktf

>>298629

Don't speak to to a pajeet on the phone. It is like giving internet trolls attention. It just makes them grow in numbers and power.

>>298712

Because trumps a downie and american poofter sport and nationalism is retarded

>>298708

He's doing well, been thinking about ditching these anti-depressants I am on, but perhaps they are the reason I feel good.

>>298715

They don't give you any other option.

>>298692

Its working a lot better today it hasn't dropped out once that i am aware of. Maybe it just took a few hours who it to normalise itself

>>298673

The Americans are loyal mates. They will have our backs as long as we do not become a Chinese or muzzie colony.

>>298717

As much as I hate those drugs I think that yes you should stay on them for awhile longer

Oh baby

https://www.bikesales.com.au/editorial/details/husqvarna-svartpilen-701-on-sale-now-119170/

>svartpilen

>black spear

Bit pricey.

>>298679

The Australians who believe in freedom already do own guns. If enough people disobey the law, it becomes unenforceable.

>tfw without america we would have been a japanese colony

how depressing

>>298717

Bro do a long taper if you can

They have fucked me up every time I have tried to come off

>>298719

good to hear

>>298718

Use underhanded methods to get management phone numbers and call directly if you have to. DO NOT speak to a pajeet!

>>298724

Not really, I could be eating a whale pizza right about now, and a garlic bread

>>298720

… or as long as they do not become a Mexican colongy.

>>298696

Of you were ever going to cold turkey an ssri it would be Prozac

Such a long half life

Be careful the next few weeks though

>>298721

This particular anti-depressant I am on is the only one that has had any significant effects compared to others I've tried, it's actually reduced my anxiety significantly, it's even cured my fear of heights which is interesting.

>>298725

Yeah all the other anti-depressants I've come off have been hell, nausea, brain zaps, insomnia and fatigue.

All this american propaganda shit is annoying, if you wanna be a seppo cocksucker go some where else this is an aussie board Cunts.

>>298731

10% dose reduction a month seems to be the best for harm reduction

>>298728

i mean that its depressing that we aren't a Japanese colony.

I really need to start working out before my receding hairline really pics up the pace

>>298732

Hmmmmm

>>298735

What is the connection between the two?

>>298733

I think my Dr did something like that to get off Cymbalta.

>>298735

Embrace the bald

>>298739

Won't be enough to please her.

>>298741

You're a smart cookie NoFun. Have you ever heard of that theory that the Japanese wanted to Invade India and eventually link up with the Germans if they managed to conquer the Soviet Union?

>>298589

>>298739

There are no warships in Brisbane.

>>298740

> her

Imagine being so Schitzo a neet projects the one girl who visited this forum onto a grown man

>>298744

>Imagine being so Schitzo a neet projects the one girl who visited this forum onto a grown man

Just a bit of bantz darling

>>298746

hmmm

>>298746

I'll stop trump posting if cruisey changes my name back

>>298743

Vaguely. Again unlikely because of the scale and pointlessness of India. That's kind of what they were doing in Burma anyway, trying to take India but then I am not sure how far they realistically intend to go there, same with the Germans. Once Germany had reach Southern Iran and it's oil(the lifeblood of the British Empire) They would not have really had any need to go further.

>>298749

I am not sure I approve of that colour scheme.

I spoke to a guy about motorbikes for hours the other day

I really wanna get one, but he told me I'd be best spending upwards of 4k plus 1k on gear if I wanted a half decent Ninja 300

I was thinking the total cost would be like 3k or something

>>298748

It's to late now trumptard.

>>298748

Probably a good deal.

>>298677

I want to hug you with my nuclear powered star spangled arms.

But first, let me put down my hamberder and beer.

>>298677

What a treasonous thought, if anything the monarchy should be given more power. Ideally we should have our own.

>>298756

y-you too

>>298759

Maybe Australia can poach Trump for that executive position in 5 years?

>>298759

Who would be our first king/queen?

>>298756

Go away Chaim.

>>298761

Pence 2024.

Trump for Straya 2024.

The more that dog barks the more real the idea of saying something becomes.

>>298766

Go back to /pol/

>>298765

The one your neighbor wanted you to do something about?

>>298768

Yes.

>>298767

Being American will never be poofter sport.

>>298769

I hear people are now feeding dogs CBD to calm this type of situation.

>>298767

/pol/ is full of Gerrys. I'm a proud American, who loves Australia as much as I love my country. Not some Lindbergh smelling, goosesteppin' gerrybanging, worship piece of shit.

I am again thinking about all the different way my life could be by the time I'm 28.

If I could stick to good routines I feel like I could make something of myself. I really want to see how far I can take this life, but once I put these plans into action I become overwhelmed.

>>298772

God damned Kr*uts

>>298773

Just sink a few oaties and stop worrying about it all.

>>298773

Like you said, routine is the key, once you start working that will become your routine, just zone out, do what needs to be done, get the day over with.

>>298772

>>298774

We worship the Scots here! What could possibly be more Australian/American than a Scotsman!

>>298776

That is a bit depressing. Isn't there any more to life?

>>298777

The Scots are almost as hard as you cunts.

You live on an island where everything is trying to kill you. And what do you do? Crack a beer, and laugh. Brings a tear to my eye.

>>298779

>Isn't there any more to life?

Whatever free time you have outside of work.

>>298777

Scots'men' are skirt wearing homos.

>>298780

Back to Reddit scooter.

>>298782

Skirt wearing homos who can kick the shit out of pretty much everyone, from what I've seen.

>>298784

They actually only really thought the English, and lost quite often against them too.

>>298786

Pretty sure us Mericans are the only ones who've beat them. Then again, I'm kinda drunk and don't really wanna look up historical facts, because it's Freedom Day.

>>298782

AC DC = Aussie Scots

Trump = Merican half Scot

…on and on.

>>298788

Good lord

>>298787

No, they lost more than they won against the English and in the battles they did win it was usually due to English mistakes(such as at Bannockburn.

>>298791

Eh, well at least they know how to party.

Those Kilt wearing fucks know to to drink.

>>298790

>>298791

They are the only people to defeat the full force of the Roman Empire at its height.

>>298791

England/Scotland wars were more like civil wars at that point. They did not actually lose anyway.

>>298793

Neighbours wife is pissed about him going to the pub after work again.

>>298764

It's gonna be Tucker Carlson in 2024

> Your welcome

>>298797

How's a man supposed to unwind after work if he can't knock back a few pints with the lads?

That woman is crazy.

>>298793

Girl with the violin is qt

>>298794

Those were the Picts though? the Scoti came later from Ireland.

>>298796

Excellent song, need to get this album.

>>298755

good work

>>298798

>based Tucker

Not only is he a fellow SoCal boy, but he's absolutely done with everyone's bullshit. I'm voting for him, if he runs or not.

>>298800

The Scots genetically are more Germanic/Norse than most of the English. They are the Picts.

>>298756

(You)r welcome I have worked with a lot of your officers at some secure locations and they were always based as fuck

>>298800

The whole album is a love letter to 80's underground metal. Celtic Frost, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest and Motörhead filtered through Darkthrone.

>>298678

At least the chinks have the graciousness to tell us that they a raping our country in the asshole without lube. The Americans just spike your drink, rape you and pretend that nothing happened and that you're best friends.

>>298680

Literally every piece of socially liberal ideology that /pol/ will get upset about originates from American media and spreads throughout the world, the whole ultra-consumerist lifestyle is also an American export.

>>298681

Somewhere in Eastern Europe

>>298794

Well the Germans wiped out a number of legions and even the legion that the Scots were said to have wiped out was actually just a myth. There was a legion stationed in Britain that stops getting mentioned of(it was probably disbanded) so people romanticised this and made the myth that it was wiped out entirely(but an event like that would have been noted).

>>298795

No they weren't, Scotland was an independent nation. The Jacobite wars were wars from when they were part of Britain.

Going to get ready to leave for the airport now NEETs.

>>298807

There were still many Scots fighting alongside the English and considering themselves British. It was a civil war type situation.

>>298807

The Romans got absolutely fucked by the Scots. There is no denying that even for Italians.

>>298803

The Picts were the indigenous britons who lived there before the Scoti came from Ireland and displaced them.

This foreigner came and turned the conversation LOW QUALITY.

>>298809

It was not a civil war type situation, there were two completely separate nations, the Kingdom of England and the Kingdom of Scotland.

>>298810

They didn't though, the Romans just stopped advancing north, like they did in many places.

>>298812

I came here to express my love for Straya. Not start an off topic conversation about the history of ethnic Scotsmen.

Don't blame me if everyone else went off on a tangent.

>>298811

That is a myth that has been disproven relatively recently.

>>298808

I hope your not like my Dad and wants to get to the airport an hour early just incase…

>>298815

Leave fatty.

>>298813

The emporor of Rome himself was stationed in York with all his armies for decades in attempt to capture Scotland!

>>298806

The chinks are ruining my country as well by buying up ports and land (illegally I may add).

I'd say nuke the mother fuckers, but that's just start a domino effect that would lead to real life Fallout.

>>298818

I'm only fat because your mom buys me McDonald's after I fuck her in the ass.

>>298815

Nearly every U.S. president has been a Scot. Australia has strong Scots traits too.

It is a strong unifying factor.

>>298819

No he wasn't. The Emperor of Rome tagged along for the Invasion of England and then left.

>>298816

>doubt

>>298822

Only one I can name that wasn't, is JFK. He was Irish. And Nixon too, I think.

>>298820

MacArthur not nuking China in the 50s during the Korean War was tragic blunder …

>>298821

>mom

>>298824

The confusion comes because the native Irish in Ulster Ireland were replaced by 80% Scots 20% British. Genetic data does not support an Irish-Scottish link any larger than the English-Irish link or Norweigian-Irish

Did the aliens ever give you the anal probe Nuro? Maybe that is where your enema fetish originates. You may have repressed the memories.

>>298826

Eisenhower had enough of nuclear war after WII. I understand his reasoning, honestly, but McArthur was right. All he proposed was a series of tactical strikes on bordering military bases with (what was then) northern Korea.

Dwight stopped him, and fucked everyone up for the next century.

>>298828

Ah

>>298830

The mistake was made when the USA stopped at Germany in 1944 when they should have destroyed the Soviets as well instead of letting them keep half of Europe and then spread their ideology throughout the world.

>>298832

"After we took Berlin, we should've armed every able bodied German male, and sacked Moscow." - General George S. Patton, U.S. Army

>>298833

>After we took Berlin

hmmmm

>>298831

Although, they did over time adopt the Gaelic language to replace their originally Germanic language as did most of the Norwegians who settled in the British Isles. The reason is unclear. Maybe trade.

Or possibly to strengthen alliances with the celts.

Quality aboriginal anal

>>298835

Wait, no, the picts were celtic britonic, the scots adopted a germanic language.

big abo poo

>>298839

Finally a decent post.

Big celtic bog

>>298841

Well bantered.

>>298829

Do you know how many alien races there are and which one should the globalists teamed up with.

> don't get me started

>>298838

Traditional history was that they were a Celtic people. More recent history suggests they were a Germanic people who adopted the Celtic language. Scots and Picts are the same: The only difference is the Scots may have higher admixtures Norwegian, Danish, English than the Picts likely had.

>>298844

How big was the probe they used on you? and was it electrified?

First day I didn't browse the board at work.

Well I did, until that faggot created this thread and which point I closed my browser.

Can't be bothered catching up.

>>298848

Bit of an overreaction m8.

>>298830

Right on. I love MacArthur .. his headquarters was based in Brisbane during WW2 .. I have personally visited his office.

The building is now called MacArthur square in Brisbane and believe it not hosts our big inner city Apple Store :/

The number of well known Australian Scots is very high.

>>298845

From what I know, the Picts were the abos of Scotland the ones who the Romans had a hard time with and built that wall to keep them out of Roman Britain, then an Irish tribe called the Scoti came over and then they became the Scottish by the middle ages and spoke Scots which is a germanic language influenced by the Anglo-Saxons, Norwegians and Danes.

>>298848

>Calling Rebecca a faggot

Rude

>>298666

Are you already unhappy with the hospital job?

>>298854

A depressing image.

>>298699

Shires misso took him to the doctor when his dick broke for 3 days.

>>298857

An awkward doctors appointment.

>>298852

I know that was the traditional thinking. Untrue if you look into it though. English, Scottish, Irish, Norwegian have a large amount of crossover though. There are still some places in Scotland that speak Norse or Gaelic too. The readoption of a Germanic language from the English came later on and is mostly what is there today.

American/Australian/Scottish. We are one.

>>298858

Please refrain from posting pictures of council meetings.

I haven't eaten since around 6pm last night and I have to fast from 8pm tonight.

Manager emailed me some bullshit this morning ahead of a meeting on Monday about my FY18/19 performance, and I unloaded on the company in reply email at 3:30pm and walked out.

>>298862

Have a feed

>>298862

Still time for a streetwise feast.

I wish KFC had a few dessert options. The closest thing they have is sugary drinks. How hard would it be to have a freezer with some bavarians and ice cream cakes or something like that?

>>298865

The SA ones (or at least the one on Anzac Hwy) has been pushing some chocolate moose shit every time I've ordered.

>>298862

>emailed me some bullshit

Are they unhappy with your performance?

>>298866

>chocolate mousse

I have not had that pushed at me. Sounds interesting.

>>298868

neet bdsm

>>298868

Looks just right for giving an old fashioned probing.

>>298871

hmmm

>>298872

It kinda does, it's fucking heavy too and solid as fuck, feels like it has lead inside it or something.

>>298867

No, not at all.

At the end of financial year there is a bonus that is up to 10% of salary and they ask some questions and shit. They aggregate all the ratings, so even if I get a 9/10 for everything, the fucktards I work with will mong that down to 7-7.5%.

Anyway, they stupidly ask questions about what could have been done better etc etc

So I went them for not honouring the EBA when my senior colleague disappeared for six months (I was supposed to get his pay) and why shouldn't I contact Fair Work Australia.

Asked about the double standards with regard to internal promotions and advertising the job externally. 3 people in my wider department got promotions without interview or external candidates applying. I had to interview for the position of the guy who disappeared and lost out to a fucking munter from England.

Basically they asked some questions they weren't going to like the answers to.

>>298868

It's a fishing gaff when/if the cops ask.

>>298869

I've not taken them up on it. Looks like some little 2 inch pudding cup shit.

>>298874

good for you mate

>>298876

That would not satisfy my urges.

>>298875

All good.

>>298878

your urges are Insatiable

>>298874

Have you had a good honest think about why they didn't want to promote you?

>>298871

I too got that vibe.

>>298881

Well my manager (who had been there about a month before my colleague went off his tits) has her office right near my desk. There is like an 8" grill at the bottom of the door, so even if she closes it for privacy I can hear every word.

When I threw a spanner in the works and applied for the job, she had a meeting with the division boss and told him and he basically said something to her along the lines of "well that's not going to happen".

So it was a political decision of some sort, not an ability decision. I was tainted by the previous guy.

The interview I got was 15 minutes long and included a 100 meter walk each way.

I'm not massively fussed. I have recruiters hitting me up every week or two. Just need to wait for something interesting.

>>298883

>>298883

The only thing I hate more than waging is office poofter sport

>>298884

Oooo a word filter appears out of nowhere

>>298863

Ordered a mcchicken burger, a large fries, 20 nuggets, and a large chocolate thickshake

>>298886

A well balanced meal.

>>298886

Top choice, McChicken is always my go to with McDonalds although I prefer a strawberry thickshake

>>298886

That sure is an expensive way to order Clown food. *HONK*

>>298891

says the guy who spends 300 per week on 14 goon asks and 5 or 6 lamb roasts

>>298868

What a piece of history.

>>298891

Absolute gronk tier reply.

I wonder how Webby dealt with the women in accounting today?

>>298891

Don't be low quality Nuro.

>>298894

There is no such thing as the executive meal deal now they are being responsible about people's health

Gonna bust out the guitar again

>>298896

> 24 nuggets $10

> large fries $3.50

> mc chicken $4.50

> thicc shake $3

If I was gonna binge on food I would spend more than 20 dollars differently … that's all I'm saying

>>298899

Also I would get some mcmuffins and hash browns to microwave for the next morning

>>298900

>microwaved reheated fast food

Absolutely vile.

>>298900

I was going to commend you for working to improve the dietary habits of NEETs before I read that microwave comment.

>>298901

Eh, McDonalds basically never goes out of date due to preservatives, I'd still rather it fresh from McDonalds though.

>>298903

>McDonalds basically never goes out of date due to preservatives

That is an urban myth.

and they didn't include a straw for the thickshake

>>298905

Spewin

>>298904

It is a true urban myth

>>298901

Vile is the time a mate of mine got a bacon and egg mcmuffin and put it in his jacket pocket and then passed out on my couch

>>298908

So you got a free bacon and egg mcmuffin for supper?

>>298905

They could tell you were beyond mere sips.

>>298910

well they didn't include a spoon

The Autism Project Update #18

Finally got back into a full day of coding today. Spent a large amount of time solving statistical and mathematical foundations of the program I was building. Spent too much time catching up on ausneets posts in arrears.

>>298907

No

>>298909

There was no mcmuffin. Only paper and ooze.

>>298912

What are you going to do when you finally get the job? My question is are you going to enjoy it?

>>298913

I am certain all of us NEETs have consumed Maccas that was left on the couch or in a jacket for a few days. I don't ever hear reports of illness from it.

C H I N K E D

https://www.news.com.au/news/national/chinese-beggars-revealed-to-be-professional-after-police-crackdown/news-story/5c743d10e9d1cf1c7745ecfa8dc31b8e

>>298915

No. I will not enjoy it. But, if I can keep the depression up, I will be good at it and I will get paid well.

I have begun to enjoy coding things for myself, but I have a hard time believing I would actually enjoy the job.

>>298918

Then are you going to hire a gang of boong prostitutes?

http://www.righto.com/2019/07/software-woven-into-wire-core-rope-and.html

>>298920

High speed wank music.

>>298920

Very nice. I could smell the mcmuffins.

>>298920

How much does Cindy hate us now for getting you to start playing the guitar again?

>>298921

I suppose the most pressing motivating factor is being able to leave my parent's house. They don't allow me to bring home the boong prostitutes.

>>298925

Thanks.

>>298926

She thinks I can play well, but it's too loud for her, my amp is a donk.

>>298924

Not bad but all the action is happening at the rear of the shoe, leaving the front too plain and a general sense of lack of balance.

>>298922

Good post

>>298923

Heavy Wank

https://vocaroo.com/i/s14OGgX9Crhe

>>298932

WTF have you NEETs started wearing shoes? American shoes? How do you afford them?

>>298933

Scandalous

>>298935

Chicken breast, cous cous, vegetable stew.

>>298935

Chicken breast, couscous and zucchini

>>298935

Chicken poos and wees and dirt

>>298935

Free

>>298595

>miniature

It's how you use it that counts.

The comfy catch up is on

>341 posts

Busy NEETs.

I just had a good food, wasn't big enough though. Had Nachos and two quanzichillas (I forget what they're called, fried round bread things with taco type stuff in them)

Was good.

>>298942

Sounds yum.

>>298941

You are an astute NEET.

>>298944

It's how you use it that counts.

>>298942

I'm about to have a succulent Japanese meal.

>>298604

It's close though.

>>298946

A six pack of Asahi is not a meal.

>>298931

It inspires big poos.

That other thread didn't have an OLD in it either.

No better than this one.

>>298950

That's a good looking yiros.

>>298950

I didn't know you supported cuisine.

>>298948

I've already had those.

>>298949