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 No.316656 [Last50 Posts]

Some dark posts lately… turn to the darkness fellow Neets you have been BAD !

OLD >>316659

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 No.316658

>>316656

You got the number wrong. And no link to the old thread.

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 No.316660

>>316656

Of course Nuro makes a shit thread. What a mong cunt.

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 No.316662

>>316644

I only clean the cum stains from under my desk when I move house.

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 No.316671

>>316658

>>316660

Blame yoursdwarfs for not making making a proper 420 THREAD

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 No.316672

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Abandon this one.

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 No.316749

>>316656

NUROFEN PLUS IS SIMPLY THE BEST

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 No.316753

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 No.317427

UNNA

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 No.317430

FUCK YOU NURO

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 No.317431

you fucking retard

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 No.317432

>>317283

Thats the way I like it so I'll never get board

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 No.317433

>>317432

That's the way uhuh uhuh I like it.

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 No.317434

I HAVE OVEREATEN FOR A FEW DAYS IN A ROW NOW

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 No.317435

>>316753

You should replace the coffee with a shotgun barrel.

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 No.317436

What a shit gen.

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 No.317437

HORNY.

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 No.317438

>>316656

Certain customs have been handed down to us by our sacred neet ancestors with regard to the creation of new threads. Let's see if we can codify them:

1) The image must be one of a pepe that has not been used in any previous thread.

2) The pepe must be green

3) The thread number must be one more than the previous one

4) It must contain a link to the previous thread

5) Is there a 5?

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 No.317439

I despair.

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 No.317440

>>317438

5) The thread must not be made by nuro.

6) The edition must be unique.

7) The body of the post must relate to the theme of the edition.

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 No.317441

We all know you can blankpost by posting t@rrant

No one is impressed mate.

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 No.317442

torrance

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 No.317443

Possum wouldn't have tolerated his nonsense.

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 No.317444

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 No.317445

>>317441

I didn't until just then.

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 No.317446

Filter it to 'please ban me' and then do so.

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 No.317447

Shire hasn't posted. I hope a car hasn't fallen on him and crushed his muscular body.

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 No.317448

>>317365

William Cooper seems both sincere and reasonably intelligent in person, but I haven't seen him present evidence to support the claims he's making.

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 No.317449

>>317441

fuck off you zionist

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 No.317450

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 No.317451

Just got a letter from the NDIA saying my application had been recieved on the 23 july, it was actually emailed in on the 26 June and they will get back to me in about 3 weeks time, sigh, these things take time

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 No.317452

>>317451

There's absolutely no reason for those pricks to take so fucking long.

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 No.317453

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Webby's theme tune.

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 No.317454

>>317451

Good luck.

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 No.317455

>>317441

I knew that in the past, then I forgot about it and was recently impressed when I would see blank posts.

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 No.317456

File: 7fc7cc612bdaad2⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,26.13 KB,500x324,125:81,sh.jpg)

>>317447

You forget he is made of steel, nothing can hurt him

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 No.317457

>>317456

You're right. I was silly for worrying. He's probably just staying away from Nuro's god awful threads.

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 No.317458

>>317456

I thought it was only his penis

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 No.317459

I remember when people thought my threads were terrible.

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 No.317460

>>317459

Thankfully Nuro came along to make ours look great in comparison.

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 No.317461

File: daa0f4f72502d9f⋯.jpg (121.45 KB,791x590,791:590,is.jpg)

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 No.317462

>>317461

The guy in the middle played Jean Valjean when Les Miserables toured Japan.

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 No.317463

>>317462

His performance on the show was always very theatrical.

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 No.317464

>>317462

No one cares about The Miserable Lesbians.

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 No.317465

>>317464

A strange comment.

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 No.317466

A disappointing thread.

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 No.317467

>>317466

That's Nuro for you.

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 No.317468

==STEEL PENIS==

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 No.317469

File: 4259ec4a40149fa⋯.png (147.73 KB,260x260,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

These Jamie Oliver chili, rosemary and garlic chicken bobs aren't bad for $6 a two-pack. Cheaper and healthier than KFC.

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 No.317470

>>317462

culturedNEET

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 No.317471

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>>317470

I only know because of this video

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 No.317472

>>317471

Andrew Lloyd Weber's The Phantom of the Barbecue

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 No.317473

>>317469

Learn to do it yourself instead of giving that downy money.

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 No.317474

gunna go to wollies in a bit

what do you guys want

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 No.317475

>>317473

Yeah I know. But it's easy to chuck something straight out of the freezer into the oven sometimes.

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 No.317476

flabby thighs you fucking mong

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 No.317477

>>317474

the most attractive checkout chick they have

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 No.317478

>>317373

Where is this?

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 No.317479

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 No.317480

>>317478

(shit)adelaide

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 No.317481

>>317475

Learn to do it yourself instead of giving that downy money.

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 No.317482

>>317291

Keep at it.

>>317367

Get a chook.

>>317417

It's Dan.

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 No.317483

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>>317474

2l coke and a party bag of doritos

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 No.317484

>>317480

Thebarton

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 No.317485

>>317481

I know how to cook.

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 No.317486

>>317483

Good luck in the Nurgle 2019!

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 No.317487

>>317484

The Barton highway?

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 No.317488

>>317443

Want a go cunt?

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 No.317489

>>317482

>Get a chook.

>>317469

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 No.317490

File: 483eba952edce60⋯.jpg (53.38 KB,650x366,325:183,jom.jpg)

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 No.317491

>>317446

Second.

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 No.317492

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 No.317493

>>317486

I plan on taking a nurgle army to a tournament in 2020 so I'll tell you how Nurgle 2020 goes

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 No.317494

>>317489

He needs to learn to do it himself instead of giving that downy money.

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 No.317495

>>317487

I don't know if you're from Adelaide and sending up Eastern States newsreaders, or are an Eastern States dick.

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 No.317496

>tfw wondering what Webby's heart beats per minute rate was today

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 No.317497

>>317486

Today was meant to be the start of my weight loss journey but I have failed miserably

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 No.317498

>>317451

They're shit cunts.

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 No.317499

>>317488

You'd lose this slapping contest.

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 No.317500

>>317397

You're still Nuggo to me.

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 No.317501

File: 642d7cd596c86a5⋯.png (109.45 KB,441x600,147:200,èggpepe2.png)

>>317474

Zip ties, some non-homogenised milk and pasteurised eggs.

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 No.317502

>>317495

I'm an easterner but I'm not from a state

The Barton Highway is a hint

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 No.317503

>>317496

One day it will just stop and I will have a moment or three to contemplate what has just occurred.

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 No.317504

Eggy fart.

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 No.317505

>>317501

I miss when they were called chicken periods

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 No.317506

>>317497

It's a cheat day, have a cheat day tomorrow to make up for it.

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 No.317507

>>317503

>I will have a moment or three to contemplate what has just occurred.

I hope you think of me and the NEETs.

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 No.317508

>>317491

Thirded

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 No.317509

>>317490

I'd break Brenda's pelvis.

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 No.317510

>>317447

He didn't post last night either.

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 No.317511

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 No.317512

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.317513

File: d6fc66a1a55b592⋯.png (1.17 MB,640x638,320:319,BardPepe2.png)

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 No.317514

>>317509

>>317511

Who wouldn't want to push her down some stairs?

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 No.317515

>>317510

I hope he's OK.

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 No.317516

>>317484

Ah yeah, thought it looked familiar. It's behind the road that the tram goes down and the ice arena is on and before Henley Beach Rd.

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 No.317517

Any NEETs here that live in Adelaide itself?

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 No.317518

>>317517

I doubt it.

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 No.317519

>>317505

Some NEETs are no fun. Rules are rules.

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 No.317520

Smoked paprika and garlic salt is really nice for seasoning chicken breasts. Just a tip for any of you NEETs that cook.

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 No.317521

>>317515

Me too.

There was apost a couple days ago saying that a NEET was going to leave. I didn't think it was him.

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 No.317522

>>317517

You mean the CBD?

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 No.317523

>>317521

He'd have put his flag on for that, surely?

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 No.317524

>>317520

Add some dried parsley.

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 No.317525

>>317523

Who knows.

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 No.317526

>>317522

Just the city of Adelaide. I'm considering studying there at the University of Adelaide. I've never been though and don't really have much experience with larger cities.

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 No.317527

>>317520

That works particularly well if the breasts are skin on. S&P, garlic powder, fucking chop it you slack cunt powder, and smoke paprika. Same goes for whole chooks in the kettle.

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 No.317528

>>317526

All the good NEETs are in SA.

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 No.317529

>>317525

The fucken BO would, assuming his IP wasn't jumping all over the place.

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 No.317530

>>317526

There are some student apartments in the CBD, but I think most students live in the inner suburbs.

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 No.317531

>>317529

I am the 'BO', also don't call me that.

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 No.317532

>>317529

Ask Father to look it up for us.

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 No.317533

>>317531

What's wrong with calling you the BO?

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 No.317534

>>317531

chop chop cunt

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 No.317535

>>317534

Fuck you, do you want me snooping to see who posts what?

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 No.317536

>>317533

Call me Father.

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 No.317537

>>317535

Possum kept track of me day and night.

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 No.317538

>>317536

No. You're BO.

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 No.317539

>>317526

the Adelaide CBD is literally one square mile too. It doesn't take too long to get your bearings.

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 No.317540

I hope Cindy didn't make Shire stop posting here. You can't entirely trust orientals.

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 No.317541

>>317540

The only good orientals are the ornamental ones.

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 No.317542

File: e6006827840280b⋯.jpg (986.3 KB,1080x2220,18:37,Screenshot_20190730-184906….jpg)

Doing some homework

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 No.317543

>>317542

Mulled wine. What sort of hipster establishment are you frequenting?

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 No.317544

>>317542

What is the homework about?

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 No.317545

File: 4d250a76ce2d9ed⋯.jpg (30.11 KB,341x500,341:500,dad.jpg)

>>317536

Hi Daddy

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 No.317546

>>317545

bobs are too far apart; too barbecued chicken looking

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 No.317547

>>317526

UoA has great facilities and decent student culture. The (old) library is particularly lovely.

Full of rich Chinks and Pajeet's but.

>>317543

>Mulled wine.

Is that just mead?

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 No.317548

>>317497

>weight loss journey

Such an American expression.

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 No.317549

>>317546

>bobs are too far apart; too barbecued chicken looking

Exactly the type who would call their Father "daddy".

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 No.317550

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I have the month of August to learn Cripple Creek. Using this retarded-looking fuck as my role model. I bet his brother is his father.

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 No.317551

>>317547

>Full of rich Chinks and Pajeet's but

That seems to be every uni here though. Is there much accommodation in the area surrounding the uni or will I need to rent a room a fair bit away?

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 No.317552

>>317547

>Is that just mead?

I think there's a difference, but I'm not knowledgeable enough at this point. Mulled wine can just mean warmed, I think..

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 No.317553

>>317549

Not that I'll ever know, but I suspect I'd lose my gorilla dick in an instant if some sheila came out with that mid coitus.

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 No.317554

>>317474

See if you can find that asian qt I saw there last time, get some zip ties and bring her back.

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 No.317555

File: 453904d801df304⋯.jpg (89.47 KB,736x603,736:603,453.jpg)

>>317542

>such smooth skin

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 No.317556

>>317552

Mulled wine is read wine + spice, served warm.

Mead is fermented honey + water.

Wikipedia to teh rescue. Good to know I wasn't entirely off base with the mulled wine.

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 No.317557

>>317550

I wonder what he'd say if he saw you.

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 No.317558

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 No.317559

File: fd4b774e51f97ae⋯.jpeg (7.17 KB,300x168,25:14,boogie.jpeg)

>>317548

It's actually a good metaphor, because most people eventually return to where they started.

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 No.317560

File: ab3bfb0c1014f33⋯.jpeg (4.53 MB,3024x4032,3:4,5A173396-AB42-4E6E-9D3C-E….jpeg)

>tfw depressed

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 No.317561

>>317483

Don't forget some cheese, avocado dip and salsa to go on those doritos.

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 No.317562

>>317560

that's not dinner, that's morning tea

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 No.317563

>>317560

Do you work in a hospital?

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 No.317564

>>317563

oh for fucks sake

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 No.317565

>>317559

I know that feel.

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 No.317566

>>317557

we have a flag for that

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 No.317567

>>317566

Aw Shucks

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 No.317568

>>317560

>tfw no one to cut the crust off my sandwiches

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 No.317569

50 minutes into watching Taken. A load of silly action nonsense. I may have enjoyed it when I was 14.

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 No.317570

I don't think I have ever dipped a chip in my life. A real man eats them plain.

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 No.317571

>>317570

Me either. I have a severe aversion to dips and the like.

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 No.317572

Both Shire and NK are missing. It may be that Flabby thighs is finally moving from the observation phase to the round up phase.

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 No.317573

>>317571

My mother ate some bad avocado dip once and then shat explosive diarrhoea all over the kitchen floor.

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 No.317574

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 No.317575

>>317572

It's concerning. Even if he's not ASIO, he's making this place uncomfy at times.

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 No.317576

>>317572

you mean he is killing namedNEETs, it's just like the movie Watchmen

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 No.317577

>>317576

He tortures them for information first.

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 No.317578

File: 8d8a712e3d967f0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,22.97 KB,474x355,474:355,blue.jpg)

>>317577

I would be the big blue guy

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 No.317579

>>317551

>That seems to be every uni here though.

True.

>Is there much accommodation in the area surrounding the uni

I believe there is a fair amount of student accommodation however I only know of one person who stayed there and it was free for him due to winning a scholarship. I would assume it's expensive.

>>317552

>>317556

Makes sense.

>>317553

I'd say it'd be either one of two extremes;

severely erotic or severely off-putting.

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 No.317580

>>317497

If it's any comfort to you today was meant to be a day when I Got Shit Done, and I haven't done a single thing. I blame it all on taking benzos early in the morning. Anyway, one thing about being a neet is that there's always tomorrow to try again.

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 No.317581

>>317576

he'll never get me

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 No.317582

>>317579

3 (You)'s!

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 No.317583

File: 9b53c8998745267⋯.jpeg (6.67 MB,3024x4032,3:4,A9332E19-ABD0-430F-8EC7-D….jpeg)

>tfw impressed

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 No.317584

>>317583

holy moly

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 No.317585

>>317581

Who watches the NEETs

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 No.317586

>>317585

The Night WatchNOOT

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 No.317587

>>317579

Oh I won't be living on campus. I'll be renting a room, hopefully within walking distance of the uni and a supermarket.

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 No.317588

>>317583

I'd bash you for that lemon tart.

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 No.317589

>>317583

Looks nice, but is lacking something to lubricate that chicken.

Save that dessert and bring it home for me please.

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 No.317590

>>317585

It should really be 'Who fails to employ, educate or train the neets?' I don't know the latin for that, but I bet Boris Johnson does.

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 No.317591

Feel like a fucking cunt for looking at what posts were made by which NEETs.

Don't make me do that fucking shit again.

Shire said good morning on Saturday, that was the last post with his flag.

Fuck you all for asking me to do that.

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 No.317592

>>317583

I know what you did there, you stole the meat off another patient and put in on your plate as well

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 No.317593

>>317591

Thank you for sorting it out BO-Dad

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 No.317594

>>317591

Don't be so precious.

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 No.317595

>>317589

The chicken is quite dry, but that was to be expected

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 No.317596

Thinking about 7 inch NEET gorilla dicks again. This sort of thing never used to happen to me before I started posting here.

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 No.317597

>>317591

No, thank you. We would worry about you to if you stopped posting

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 No.317598

>>317596

I imagine it swinging around a little bit depressed.

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 No.317599

>>317596

It helps to think of it as a 7 inch pencil dick

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 No.317600

>>317596

It's not gay or wrong, just so long as you don't wank to the idea of other neet's giant gorilla dicks more than once a day

Also, I think gorillas probably have small dicks.

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 No.317601

>>317597

We almost need some register of neet details to check on the well being of neets who go AWOL. Too bad that is the exact opposite of an anonymous imageboard.

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 No.317602

>>317596

He only gets 7 inches when he measures from his arsehole to the tip

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 No.317603

>>317583

Do you work at a hospital?

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 No.317604

>tfw no cruisey bath pic

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 No.317605

File: 2fc4d33b5d913d3⋯.jpg (75.52 KB,694x530,347:265,fpm.jpg)

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 No.317606

>>317605

successful troll is successful

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 No.317607

>>317604

>no bubbles

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 No.317608

I don't use spring fucking chop it you slack cunts enough. Every time I have them in something they go really well. Very versatile.

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 No.317609

>>317608

what about shallots though

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 No.317610

>>317605

You got trolled nigga.

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 No.317611

File: 78cf9e95be68171⋯.jpg (50.32 KB,678x710,339:355,wokiu.jpg)

Wish I was shiteys age and starting uni.

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 No.317612

File: 401abbb95a9329b⋯.jpg (25.96 KB,413x395,413:395, _4a7a6190d0473d410f79ca89….jpg)

>>317606

>>317610

You're welcome.

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 No.317613

>>317611

We all have such wishes and regrets but it does no good dwelling on them.

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 No.317614

>>317600

>>317601

>>317604

>I Know / Share These Feels

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 No.317615

File: f3c9561fab6c5ca⋯.jpg (56.95 KB,620x400,31:20,trm.jpg)

>>317606

>>317610

we all knew it was a troll, can't you lot just play along once and awhile and have a bit of fun? Sheesh

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 No.317616

Feeling guilty about that streetwise feast, I took mummybot's kelpie for a walk earlier in the afternoon but I think I should go for another walk to burn all of it off.

>>317542

If this is Monk don't drink too much of those beers.

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 No.317617

File: d223f729f82839a⋯.jpeg (13.73 KB,280x180,14:9,1234.jpeg)

>>317613

I know poss.

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 No.317618

>>317616

no way would monks hands be so smooth and hairless

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 No.317619

>>317616

>I think I should go for another walk to burn all of it off.

Yeah, that's not goign to burn off the 10,000 calories you consumed today.

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 No.317620

What's the best way to store waxed cheese once you cut some of it open?

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 No.317621

>>317620

glad wrap or an air tight container

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 No.317622

>>317616

13,440 Kj will take a bit of walking off

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 No.317623

>>317621

Cool. I was going to use some greaseproof paper against the cheese, followed by gladwrap.

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 No.317624

>>317618

he may moisturise

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 No.317625

>>317582

3/4 'aint bad.

>>317560

>>317583

Very bipolar posts.

>>317587

I wasn't talking about campus living, I'm not even sure if there is campus accommodation. There are heaps of student apartments scattered across the CBD but.

>>317591

You're doing gods work Cruisey.

>>317621

Can confirm, did this earlier today.

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 No.317626

>>317622

Melbourne to Ballarat should do it.

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 No.317627

>>317623

If you leave it for a while and develops surface mould just cut off the top layer and it's usually got eatin UNNA.

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 No.317628

>>317619

>>317622

>>317626

I think I might walk to the shops in Box Hill and back, it's nearly 8km there and back from my place. Probably won't burn all of it off, but it will be a good start.

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 No.317629

>>317627

>usually got good eatin' UNNA.*

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 No.317630

>>317624

only thing of his thats moist is the helmet on his 7 inch neet stick

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 No.317631

well NEETs I probably should start looking for a job now

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 No.317632

>>317628

That is a good way of looking at it.

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 No.317633

>>317631

The ABC's always looking for young eager NEETs

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 No.317634

>>317633

but I can't read

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 No.317635

>>317625

>I wasn't talking about campus living

Ah, okay. My bad.

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 No.317636

Truckle Bros' Mature Cheddar cheese (200g) is not bad. A bit of a pain in the bum to cut, but otherwise a pleasant experience.

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 No.317637

>>317634

as long as you can group think you'll be fine

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 No.317638

>>317634

just bluff your way for the first couple of years

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 No.317639

>>317634

If you have sense of touch you can clean bums.

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 No.317640

>>317636

it would be easier to use a knife m8

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 No.317641

>>317635

Good luck though mate, what are you planning to study?

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 No.317642

>>317639

Tony stole me bum

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 No.317643

>>317641

Something within the Bachelor of Arts. Still in the research phase though so I might not even end up in Adelaide.

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 No.317644

File: ef38acaebfc2393⋯.png (366.44 KB,460x666,230:333,Tony8.png)

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 No.317645

>>317643

Fair enough, keep us updated.

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 No.317646

>>317611

Why, so you could watch chads slay mad chink pussy while you get none? You can do that from the comfort of your own bedroom, thanks to /ausneets/

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 No.317647

>>317645

I am thinking of majoring in geography.

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 No.317648

>>317646

I enjoy Monk and Shitey's erotic adventures.

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 No.317649

>>317647

I would have thought that fell under science not arts.

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 No.317650

>>317644

>dat proctology glove

Holt shit tones is based.

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 No.317651

>>317648

I regret helping Shitey become a chad.

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 No.317652

>>317647

Fair enough, I almost did anthropology once but after realising how much essay writing was involved I pussied out.

>>317649

Geology does.

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 No.317653

File: f619e8f4509ad69⋯.jpg (12.16 KB,340x227,340:227,Tony2.jpg)

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 No.317654

>>317651

You did a service for the whole gen.

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 No.317655

Gee fellas, I think I might be horny.

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 No.317656

File: f2bb5e1dd19259f⋯.jpg (240.79 KB,668x843,668:843,durryunna2.jpg)

>>317655

Wanna wank each other off?

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 No.317657

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 No.317658

>>317656

Fuckin' oath.

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 No.317659

What should I know if I'm going to do intensive-mode courses? Are they much harder to do than regular courses because everything is crammed into a few days, or are they not as bad as they seem because you only have to focus on one subject at once? How should somebody who is easily exhausted and has a one hour commute undertake a trimester's worth of them? I'm assuming there's some people here who went to uni and had it go south, so what do?

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 No.317660

>>317659

I did trimesters when I did my Masters degree. It wasn't that bad.

There shouldn't really be any difference between a semester and trimester, except the summer one is a couple of weeks shorter than the regular first two semesters.

You also get no holidays apart from the 2 weeks between semester 1 and 2.

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 No.317661

File: a97cca652560000⋯.jpg (39.38 KB,1000x665,200:133,ebf5aaae356d280654b33eadb8….jpg)

Day four of nofap. Making better eye contact and improved confidence. Still struggling to pay attention to academic pursuits.

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 No.317662

Chad neets How do you progress freindships into relationships? Talked to a mate today about the yank but he gave me two contradicting answers.

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 No.317663

>>317662

Rape her without her knowing it's you.

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 No.317664

>>317663

Then console her.

Then rape her again!

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 No.317665

>>317659

Make sure you actually understand the content. I was not understanding lots of shit and not bothering to learn it because I didn't want to think about it. Fucking bombed my final exams.

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 No.317666

>>317662

I'm just a fat piece of shit, so take this with a grain of salt, but general consensus seems to be not to get into a friendship with them in the first place. Just make it clear you're all about a relationship.

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 No.317667

>>317664

You get it.

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 No.317668

>>317666

Im not that kind of person

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 No.317669

Slept two hours. About to go to the gym. Very cold for a poor little neet.

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 No.317670

File: 98a21147d459efc⋯.webm (2.74 MB,1280x718,640:359,1548398038543.webm)

>>317661

>>317662

>>317663

 well a thousand posts later and you neetss have been so bad so you should be punished *spank* 

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 No.317671

>>317660

did you do intensive-mode courses though? As in you do one course for a few weeks and then another course, and each course is delivered on a day-to-day basis instead of a weekly basis.

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 No.317672

>>317671

No.

Without knowing anything about them, unless you're particularly autistic or asian I would avoid those.

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 No.317673

>tfw two weeks and no poo pictures

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 No.317674

>>317672

Is it possible to channel pre-existing autism down the right avenues?

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 No.317675

>>317672

They're probably also of dubious value in the long run. Craming for something and promptly forgetting it is worthless.

They did a study around the time I was in year 12 where they re-examined students in the new year after 12 and the failure rate was ridiculous.

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 No.317676

>>317670

Hit me daddy

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 No.317677

>>317673

Too weak for poo pictures

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 No.317678

If a neet poos and doesn't take a picture, did he really poo?

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 No.317679

File: 88cc37e268b3793⋯.jpg (1.94 MB,3264x2448,4:3,IMG_8574.JPG)

File: 52144efb1c7e50d⋯.jpg (1.78 MB,3264x2448,4:3,IMG_8575.JPG)

WENT TO COLES TODAY AND GOT AN EXECUTIVE DISCOUNT…

>AWE YEAH

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 No.317680

>>317678

He did if his neighbours could smell it.

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 No.317681

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 No.317682

>>317679

How's the cheese on those?

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 No.317683

>>317679

Horrendous

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 No.317684

>>317679

5 pizzas for $20, pretty good deal.

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 No.317685

File: 46d091b67ad2f69⋯.jpg (46.32 KB,787x703,787:703,2019-07-30 20.35.01 media.….jpg)

>>317681

SUCK MY JUICERS DIK

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 No.317686

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 No.317687

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 No.317688

>>317685

That could be used for fresh juice enamas.

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 No.317689

>>317688

Pineapple juice

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 No.317690

I should go to the gym but I don't really want too. Hmmmm.

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 No.317691

>>317690

Go. Push through it NEET.

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 No.317692

>>317690

Do it.

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 No.317693

File: 20cb7cbdbd0de36⋯.jpg (205.95 KB,960x699,320:233,1466663224032.jpg)

>>317682

really good mate. never lacking

>>317684

its a fine deal

>>317688

>>317689

that would be a waste… for (You)

>>317690

>>317692

>>317691

do it im glad i got out of the house …..

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 No.317694

>>317693

Not a bad image Nuro. Well posted.

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 No.317695

Feel slack to go for my walk but I want to try to lose 20kg before February next year.

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 No.317696

>>317694

thanks pal hope your having a comfy one … you earned it !

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 No.317697

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 No.317698

>>317696

>you earned it !

Hmmmmm

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 No.317699

>>317697

You're right, fuck it. I'm off.

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 No.317700

File: a562d9a1a0b3ae0⋯.jpg (14.71 KB,320x320,1:1,a562d9a1a0b3ae06144f0fc24a….jpg)

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 No.317701

>>317695

Better to start tomorrow, when you're fresh and energetic. Right now a late night visit to the maccas drive-through is probably the best way to advance your goals.

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 No.317702

File: 965deb57b5129d9⋯.png (79.54 KB,512x512,1:1,HMM.png)

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 No.317703

File: a496f5a51ef72b1⋯.jpg (99.08 KB,470x595,94:119,1437361326301.jpg)

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 No.317704

>>317702

thanks pal hope your having a comfy one … you earned it !

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 No.317705

>>317704

< spliff in bathroom and another ciggy

i urned it

> second pizza in oven

i proably have not earned it ;)n

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 No.317706

>>317705

>spliff in bathroom

What a massive boong.

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 No.317707

File: 98ce109ffb89eac⋯.jpg (296.61 KB,1300x1950,2:3,Miyata Manamo, Sasaki Kumi….jpg)

Goodnight NEETs

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 No.317708

>>317707

Goodnight girls.

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 No.317709

>>317707

Tonight gooknight girls are blessed with both quantity and quality. Goodnight.

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 No.317710

>>317707

Goodnight

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 No.317711

You know, for my poem yesterday, I mentioned 12 NEETs by name and only got 4 NEETs hand out (You)'s.

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 No.317712

>>317711

You reduced me to a stripper and prostitute customer.

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 No.317713

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>317712

What would you have preferred me to reduce you to?

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 No.317714

>>317713

my ideal BMI

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 No.317715

>>317700

Feels good, glad I went.

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 No.317716

>>317711

you didn't know who I was so I didn't know about your (you)

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 No.317717

>>317706

 you boong 

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 No.317718

Daddybot wanked me. I said no but he still wanked me.

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 No.317719

>tfw depressed

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 No.317720

>>317711

Fuck them all.

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 No.317721

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 No.317722

>>317715

Good job.

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 No.317723

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 No.317724

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 No.317725

>317711

I didn't see it. Link it and I might.

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 No.317726

>>317725

How did you fuck up replying to that comment?

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 No.317727

Wonder how much of that yalumba goon nuro has drunk tonight.

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 No.317728

I want to fuck a Jap woman.

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 No.317729

>317726

I omitted the (you). And also yours in case it's a trap.

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 No.317730

>>317729

That's retarded. You're retarded. Stop being retarded.

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 No.317731

>>317727

My bets on every last drop of the 2 litres.

>>317728

Go for a trip to Japan and get it out of your system.

>>317729

Confirmed for flabby thighs.

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 No.317732

>317730

I hope you drown in the scat of a thousand furries and become so turgid that even Jesus wouldn't want you if he didn't already.

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 No.317733

File: abed48d8acdbe17⋯.png (152.6 KB,482x357,482:357,1331980047171.png)

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 No.317734

>>317732

Jesus doesn't exist

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 No.317735

>317734

See, I said Jesus doesn't want you. He's just not there for you.

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 No.317736

LOW QUALITY

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 No.317737

File: 3f913cebcc158f3⋯.png (23.86 KB,300x100,3:1,3f913cebcc158f3f6492702c57….png)

>>317736

That's us baby.

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 No.317738

How long has this shit existed for?

http://8chanmania.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Dan_Murphy

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 No.317739

>>317728

I’d prefer a hapa

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 No.317740

>>317739

First you fuck the jap woman to make a hapa, then you fuck the hapa. Must I do all the thinking around here?

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 No.317741

I think I'm going to need to have a tooth pulled out.

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 No.317742

>>317741

What is wrong with it?

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 No.317743

>>317742

It's sore.

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 No.317744

File: 6ff5394e6ae1415⋯.jpg (150.91 KB,900x900,1:1,6ff5394e6ae14155fe7978d179….jpg)

>>317738

Only the elders know.

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 No.317745

>>317743

Have it looked at by a dental professional.

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 No.317746

>>317743

I think I'm going to need to have my ass pulled out.

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 No.317747

>>317745

I can't afford that.

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 No.317748

>>317746

Just push it back in.

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 No.317749

>>317747

If you look at my ass I'll look at your teeth.

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 No.317750

>>317744

Good Dan image.

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 No.317751

"One sense of "normal" is statistically normal: what everyone else does. The other is the sense we mean when we talk about the normal operating range of a piece of machinery: what works best.

These two senses are already quite far apart. Already someone trying to live well would seem eccentrically abstemious. That phenomenon is only going to become more pronounced. You can probably take it as a rule of thumb from now on that if people don't think you're weird, you're living badly."

http://www.paulgraham.com/addiction.html

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 No.317752

>>317751

>abstemious

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 No.317753

CHICKEN PAPRIKASH

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 No.317754

>>317744

Good OC

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 No.317755

>>317753

Gypsy trash.

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 No.317756

Is the red text meant to only be visible by highlighting it?

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 No.317757

Getting the shooting pains in my cranium again. I hope the aneurysm kills me outright rather than leaving me a drooling vegetable.

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 No.317758

>>317757

My mum died of an aneurysm.

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 No.317759

>>317758

But is she okay?

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 No.317760

>>317758

I am sorry to hear that.

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 No.317761

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 No.317762

>>317759

Fuck kek.

>>317760

I hope I go out the same way.

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 No.317763

File: 170d24dc39f1729⋯.png (53.09 KB,375x360,25:24,sad_santa_pepe.png)

>>317759

You've just made santa's "naughty" list there neet.

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 No.317764

File: 0324d2129ece1c3⋯.jpg (147.82 KB,1366x768,683:384,sleeping-Karen.jpg)

How do neets like to fall asleep?

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 No.317765

Homework was fun

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 No.317766

>>317764

Naked in bed.

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 No.317767

>>317764

Comfortably.

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 No.317768

>>317764

Covered in precum.

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 No.317769

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 No.317770

Anyone awake?

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 No.317771

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 No.317772

>>317771

give me 5 minuets

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 No.317773

File: 18ec38d338aebc9⋯.jpg (1.05 MB,1637x1157,1637:1157,ZZY 0493.jpg)

It's Real Neet hours.

Seeing as it is the real Neet hours. Could any real Neet tell to me the secret of getting on DSP? Do I just book an appointment with a phycologist and tell him I have autism and don't want to work again? Surely he won't think well of me for that and he will not agree to it.

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 No.317774

>>317773

Can't really help you there mate, I was once very mentally ill and could have gotten on the DSP but never was really aware that I could get it.

If you have had previous mental health issues that is diagnosed it would be easier.

You could, how they say; "fake it 'til you make it" where you act as if you have a mental health issue. I would say it requires decent, consistent acting though.

I'm really not the NEET to answer so maybe ask again tomorrow when everyone's awake.

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 No.317775

>tfw thinking about Shires absent strong muscular physique

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 No.317776

get inc

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 No.317777

File: 4941f23d7ca5be6⋯.png (299.62 KB,533x380,533:380,Costa31GF.png)

We must learn the ways.

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 No.317778

Gonna have a sleep

Goodnight OwlNEETs

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 No.317779

Had some beer and whisky, finished my movie and started on another one, a productive evening. Night Night NEETs.

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 No.317780

Ordered a chicken yiros

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 No.317781

>>317780

For now or during the day?

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 No.317782

>>317781

For now

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 No.317783

File: 95cb25474d5f064⋯.jpeg (7.17 MB,3024x4032,3:4,B3740EE2-1C7F-4C52-B428-5….jpeg)

Thanks Mithra

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 No.317784

File: 88ad0d3658adefc⋯.jpeg (7.06 MB,3024x4032,3:4,FF0BDCC2-E4D8-40E7-B9D1-C….jpeg)

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 No.317785

I’m still hungry

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 No.317786

>>317785

Have a wank.

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 No.317787

Good morning neets! I'm mainly just making this post so I can figure out how long I was asleep for.

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 No.317788

>>317738

for about a year, 8chanmania is a virtual wrestling tournament and Dan has been in it a few times

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 No.317789

>>317787

Goon morning.

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 No.317790

>>317777

Just how does he do it?

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 No.317791

>>317718

It's good to hear RapeDad is fine.

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 No.317792

>>317790

He injects sniff into his testicles. Unna cannot resist.

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 No.317793

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 No.317794

>>317785

Shitey have you been intimate with that girl since that incident with her friends?

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 No.317795

File: d3411e2c3388bb5⋯.png (491.37 KB,719x719,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.317796

Just got a record bill for electricity usage. It's probably because it's been such a cold winter and I've had the heater on a lot. 2 tons of CO2 personally emitted by me into the atmosphere. Gonna make sure that when the brown hordes inherit this planet, they inherit a polluted smoking wasteleand.

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 No.317797

File: 6eaea8d62349cd7⋯.jpg (787.92 KB,1080x2220,18:37,Screenshot_20190731-074832….jpg)

Good morning neeterinos

Totally forgot that I said I'd start at 8 today. Also have no money to buy lunch after spending it last night

All is well however, she said she wants to be a couple from now on.

Misso acquired. She even sent a photo of us to her mum.

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 No.317798

How many of us are on the dole in addition to having a reasonable salary?

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 No.317799

>>317797

Good job.

Is she on the pill yet?

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 No.317800

>>317798

That is totally illegal and nobody here does anything illegal.

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 No.317801

>>317756

What do you mean?

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 No.317802

>>317787

>>317789

>>317793

>>317797

Good morning friends.

Sorry about last night, I was a bit of a bitch.

Was a bit grumpy because Shire fucked off without telling anyone.

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 No.317803

>>317799

No, and I don't want her to be either

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 No.317804

>>317773

>the secret of getting on DSP

By being disabled.

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 No.317805

>>317784

Little fatty boomboom

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 No.317806

>>317803

Because it turns them into crazy bitches, or because you want to keep your STDs wrapped up?

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 No.317807

>>317802

i bet you kiss girls faggot

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 No.317808

>>317797

That's a big step. Good going mate.

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 No.317809

>>317806

The former

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 No.317810

>>317800

Impregnate her

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 No.317811

>>317809

impregnate her

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 No.317812

>>317800

I want to do this. All of the migrants take advantage of it, so why shouldn't I? The question is how much can I get away with and how should I implement the plan?

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 No.317813

>>317812

One of the more successful schemes the sudos and muslim terrorists use in the eastern states is setting up fake childcare businesses and registering all of the kids in their diry immigrant communities.

Same with claiming other people's children as their own dependents.

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 No.317814

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 No.317815

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 No.317816

File: 6b2a0d9e63b1a0a⋯.jpeg (10.23 MB,3024x4032,3:4,81DE4887-6090-4B5E-8E69-F….jpeg)

Having a bueno

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 No.317817

>>317815

Good. I was wondering whether your weird hours and binge eating was a response to that going wrong.

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 No.317818

>>317813

If I am reading this correctly, I could find a group of wild abos and offer them a cut in exchange for claiming their children as dependents?

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 No.317819

>>317815

What was the incident? I don't have time to keep up with all new posts.

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 No.317820

>>317818

I wouldn't even offer a cut, just a one-off carton of Emus. Just say the kids have gone walkabout if you're audited.

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 No.317821

>>317816

Looks like you caught the wrong thing in the end of the condom.

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 No.317822

>>317815

>Yes

The least detailed erotic story we have had.

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 No.317823

File: fc6b29e5e1a306a⋯.png (2.52 MB,1520x801,1520:801,shrub1.png)

File: 5b52448a757827a⋯.png (2.24 MB,1368x830,684:415,Below.png)

File: aba9929d531683d⋯.png (710.45 KB,477x639,53:71,Above.png)

Howdy NEETs, hope you've all been having a good poo wank lately

The farms going well, bit slow but nice and shrubby.

The one I experimented on has gone really well, bud sites everywhere.

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 No.317824

>>317820

We really need a sticky for NEETs on dole schemes, strategy and processes.

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 No.317825

>>317823

Hey 10k, the crop is looking good

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 No.317826

>>317814

Good morning.

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 No.317827

>>317822

Still worth a wank.

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 No.317828

>>317823

Morning.

Those trunks look nice and strong.

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 No.317829

>>317825

Howdy m8's, cheers

Been gone for a few weeks, any spectacular news ?

Did Shitey get a root ?

Has nuro been brutally murdered in an aboriginal bikeing accident yet ?

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 No.317830

>>317829

Shitey made her purr like a kitten. Monk is dating a Mexican. Shire left us without warning.

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 No.317831

File: b3ae9bb84e5d3ca⋯.jpg (66.95 KB,738x413,738:413,1441281405758.jpg)

>>317787

i too use my drunken shitposts to figure out what time i passed out and how long i slept for

>>317789

>>317793

>>317797 WHOOOOOO

>>317802 YOU ARE A BITCH

>>317814

>>317823 WHERES THE BUD ?

>>317826

>>317828

 GOOD MORNING NEETOS 

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 No.317832

>>317831

Good morning.

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 No.317833

>>317832

what has the day got in store ?

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 No.317834

File: 93c9a51ed02123e⋯.png (936.55 KB,576x576,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

>>317833

I am going to give you a wedgie.

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 No.317835

File: 4ab98969e269eb0⋯.mp4 (149.75 KB,640x360,16:9,source.mp4)

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 No.317836

>>317834

post pictures please

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 No.317837

File: 7d6b8ce0b78e334⋯.jpg (204.15 KB,561x737,51:67,Empress_Elisabeth_of_Austr….jpg)

I maintain you are a faggot nuro but I find you amusing at times.

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 No.317838

File: a2abb89aad1231d⋯.png (49.73 KB,131x146,131:146,dog.png)

>>317837

He's like a spastic dog that keeps pissing on the rug.

It's funny now and then but it always smells.

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 No.317839

File: 47d02b9ea003f13⋯.webm (2.4 MB,360x640,9:16,1452352406860.webm)

>>317837

>>317838

i am a victim and you all are victim to my good days bad day, jeckyl and hyde drinking behaviour sprinkled with a tiny bit of autism and bi-polar

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 No.317840

>>317819

I went with her to her residence as she needed to fetch some ingredients for our dinner, and when we got out of the elevator, directly opposites us was the common room filled with all her friends. I didn’t know what to do so I quickly slinked away down the stairs. This was late at night as well

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 No.317841

I sometimes don't know how to most productively use my time for uni so I just do nothing.

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 No.317842

File: c2149071ffdd442⋯.jpg (575.59 KB,800x1132,200:283,ZZC 0998.jpg)

>>317773

Answer this please, now that people are awake.

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 No.317843

Planning a trip to Cairns with the new misso

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 No.317844

>>317843

You need to save your money, Monk. Take her to Geelong this year instead.

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 No.317845

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Goodmorning fellas

Feeling energetic

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 No.317846

File: a7f149257f09d4d⋯.png (710.66 KB,1080x1080,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.317847

>>317843

Pretty beautiful up there. If you've got the dosh saved up go for it. Fuck her under the giant fig tree.

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 No.317848

File: abdf7a7c23965cd⋯.jpeg (6.66 MB,3024x4032,3:4,9BB1B813-2753-4157-B8EC-9….jpeg)

Having a lunch

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 No.317849

>>317848

Looks delicious.

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 No.317850

>>317848

Is it possible that you work at a hospital?

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 No.317851

>>317849

It was delicious however I’m still hungry and in need of more food

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 No.317852

File: 0976c38665725cb⋯.png (31.37 KB,928x412,232:103,so far.png)

>1-1. Write a function that returns the sum of all elements in an int array. The parameters of the function are the array and the number of elements in the array. The function should return 0 if the size parameter, n, is less than 1.

<Signature: int sum_array(int array[], int n)

I think I understand the question but what does the signature mean?

Am I supposed to leave the elements of the array as variables so that any values can be subbed into the programme or am I supposed to put my own numbers in there as I have done?

>Note that you also have to write a main function that calls each of these functions with some parameters to ensure they work! The main function for each problem must be submitted in a separate file of its own, called main-x-x.cpp.

Does this mean it is the former? I use the 'main function' to insert the numbers into the function which sums them?

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 No.317853

>>317851

No you're not. Stop this madness.

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 No.317854

>>317851

No don't do it.

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 No.317855

>>317852

The signature is the function prototype they want you to use.

So you would define your array in main() and pass a reference to it to the function sum_array().

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 No.317856

>>317852

NERRRRRD

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 No.317857

File: c8bf14f603086d7⋯.jpeg (6.56 MB,3024x4032,3:4,1FF678AB-A073-41F5-AC3F-6….jpeg)

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 No.317858

>>317855

Also it would be better to calculate the size of the array at run (actually compile) -time rather than hard coding 3 into the for loop.

eg


int elements = sizeof( values ) / sizeof( values[0] );

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 No.317859

>>317858

Also

 sum += values[i]; 

is more elegant.

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 No.317860

>>317857

At least it is a sensible portion size.

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 No.317861

>>317857

We can stop calling you chad and start calling you chode once you're as wide as you are tall.

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 No.317862

File: 2ead607457f8231⋯.jpg (172.49 KB,1920x1080,16:9,[HorribleSubs] Konohana Ki….jpg)

>>317773

Answer this!!!!

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 No.317863

>>317862

Just print out your posts and show a doctor.

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 No.317864

Bumming too many smokes off my coworker

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 No.317865

>>317852


#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int sum_array(int array[], int n);

int sum_array(int array[], int n)
{
int i;
int sum = 0;

if (n < 1)
return(0);

for (i = 0; i < n; i++)
sum += array[i];

return(sum);
}

int main(void)
{
int values[3] = {2, 4, 6};
int n = sizeof(values) / sizeof(values[0]);

cout << sum_array(values, n) << endl;

return(0);
}

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 No.317866

>>317865

You just have to split sum_array() and main() into their own files and include the one containing sum_array() into main.cpp.

You're welcome.

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 No.317867

>>317865

>>317866

Thanks. It is starting to come together in my mind.

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 No.317868

>>317846

Why alla them be stealing cars an shit ?

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 No.317869

>>317867

The reason they're getting you to put main into its own file is so they can replace it with their own and automatically check the output.

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 No.317870

>>317864

Buy your own you scab.

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 No.317871

File: 370f5a773577766⋯.png (27.75 KB,702x585,6:5,ClipboardImage.png)

Has google always been this helpful?

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 No.317872

File: a78d0951925a940⋯.jpg (248.74 KB,780x482,390:241,durryunna12.jpg)

>>317864

Whiote dogs takin aour land now thay takin aour durries unna.

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 No.317873

>>317865

You can also change


int values[3] = {2, 4, 6};

to


int values[] = {2, 4, 6};

The compiler knows how many elements are in a static array declaration.

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 No.317874

Bumming too many blokes like my coworker

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 No.317875

>>317848

>>317851

>>317853

>>317854

>>317857

And you cunts are calling me a fatty lately… at least be consistent…

> HURUMPHHH

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 No.317876

File: b7f7c6d28b5116f⋯.jpg (3.28 MB,2048x2560,4:5,Robin-Williams-1999-robin-….jpg)

this thread needs more Robin Williams …

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 No.317877

>>317871

They must be at war with Microsoft. Microsoft Does not lose wars.

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 No.317878

Hungry as fuck but no money

Gonna be starving when I get home

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 No.317879

File: fb1e215148d589b⋯.gif (3.32 MB,220x165,4:3,1412927241461.gif)

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 No.317880

>>317879

The doggo at the end is a nice touch.

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 No.317881

File: 8bfb6aee8d9c7d4⋯.gif (41.6 KB,524x564,131:141,IDR663.gif)

>>317878

bugger… id give you one of my chicken parma pizzas if i could

meanwhile in Brissy its about to rain…. better do a quick a goon run

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 No.317882

Wondering about Weber's lunch again.

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 No.317883

>>317882

I haven't had any. I left the office at 1pm to come home for an appointment with my eye doctor at 3pm.

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 No.317884

File: ffe0d415a77bce9⋯.gif (2.99 MB,174x200,87:100,1404126858330.gif)

>>317880

lel yeah.. now that the neetserver is up and runnning i have been going through a pile of old laptop drives i had in storage offline…. found a backup folder from 2014 and a whole bunch of memes i thought i lost ///

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 No.317885

>>317883

>eye doctor

Anything to worry about?

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 No.317886

>>317885

proabably just chlamydia

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 No.317887

>>317885

I have surgery booked for mid-August. This is just to check in with her and confirm things are going to proceed.

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 No.317888

>>317887

>surgery

What is being done? Will you need a general anaesthetic?

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 No.317889

Bunnings checkouts are very poorly designed. There is nowhere to put the items once they have been scanned. They just go back next to the items that haven't been scanned yet. they do not have an area where things can be bagged. I don't think they even offer any bags.

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 No.317890

Hey hey NEEToes, how goes it?

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 No.317891

>>317890

Hey Shire it goes well. How are you?

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 No.317892

>>317891

I'm doing fine.

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 No.317893

Bought another jam donut

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 No.317894

>>317892

You were missed the last few days.

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 No.317895

>>317893

Put your dick in it.

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 No.317896

>>317890

hey matey good

some fags were dreaming of your muscular build during your brief absence a few threads back …

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 No.317897

File: 16ff3a65021b2a2⋯.jpg (11.67 KB,235x279,235:279,1405079960198.jpg)

>>317893

OHNONNONONO

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 No.317898

>>317893

Bigboi

>>317894

>>317896

That's kind, just been doing some family stuff.

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 No.317899

About to buy another bueno

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 No.317900

I’m on a roll today

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 No.317901

File: b1b8382fa14a5e5⋯.jpeg (5.34 MB,3024x4032,3:4,A909D8B4-D701-4BCE-82C6-7….jpeg)

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 No.317902

Pretty chilly today, It's only 14c according to my thermometer.

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 No.317903

File: 3e9eb520131b22a⋯.jpg (71.51 KB,600x607,600:607,bueno.jpg)

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 No.317904

File: 0304ee31a5eb3ef⋯.jpeg (5.38 MB,4032x3024,4:3,6F860ED9-5E89-44C7-88C5-0….jpeg)

NEET treats

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 No.317905

>>317904

Are those lemon things any good?

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 No.317906

>>317904

Triglycerides ahoy.

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 No.317907

Who is currently the heaviest neet?

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 No.317908

>>317905

It was delicious

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 No.317909

File: db4806ae69f5801⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,34.74 KB,650x1000,13:20,disturbing.jpg)

"A Chinese university student who hurled an echidna from a two-storey bridge in Brisbane to test its survival is due to be sentenced today.

Zhenbo Gao, 24, admitted to stalking Australia’s native wildlife, capturing lizards, petting possums and chasing koalas before throwing the echidna to its death at Griffith University’s Nathan campus in Brisbane in May 2018."

https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/courts-law/international-student-zhenbo-gao-faces-court-for-killing-echidna-at-griffith-university/news-story/53231b6fb859c4e940a71101c8885dd9

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 No.317910

>>317907

I think Weber is the reigning Nurgle.

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 No.317911

>>317909

What an arsehole

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 No.317912

File: 863c885545c26fb⋯.jpg (48.89 KB,800x533,800:533,1405874198410.jpg)

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 No.317913

>>317897

>>317912

Your reaction image game is not of high standard. I am sorry Nuro.

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 No.317914

File: e9d6f8957ff1a54⋯.png (320.64 KB,468x379,468:379,atticusgoon.png)

>>317903

Excellente

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 No.317915

>>317913

He marches to the beat of his own jungle symphony

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 No.317916

File: 5092d495f6f9750⋯.jpg (42.42 KB,750x600,5:4,1405729081653.jpg)

>>317913

im not on my main meme machine im in the lab with a fresh install and just a small mem folder from 2014

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 No.317917

>>317916

>implying

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 No.317918

>>317916

>folder from 2014

Ancient memes

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 No.317919

I got a new washing machine yesterday NEETs

My 24 year old one finally shat itself beyond my skills.

Doing the first wash now, I'm slightly excited

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 No.317920

File: bcb1cfd2ecd30b7⋯.png (166.26 KB,543x600,181:200,1404065025932.png)

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 No.317921

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 No.317922

>>317919

Give those cumdies a good wash

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 No.317923

>>317922

I've got bowel troubles so that was my main "fuck it buy a new one" motivator

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 No.317924

>>317916

> lab

*Spare room

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 No.317925

>>317924

>Spare room

*chinamans closet

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 No.317926

The clothes seem well washed

My shirtsleeves didn't unroll in the wash though and have lint on them now

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 No.317927

>>317926

>My shirtsleeves didn't unroll in the wash though and have lint on them now

Disappointing

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 No.317928

>>317926

You need to unroll your sleeves manually.

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 No.317929

Gorilla poo

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 No.317930

File: 2bd2751df2a0f14⋯.jpg (167.85 KB,1943x899,67:31,executivemeal.jpg)

Doing some real executive cooking right now.

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 No.317931

>>317888

Some of my eyelid is being removed to reposition the line of the eyelashes that are pointing toward my eye and also stop the eyelid turning inside out when I sleep on that side.

The Doctor is even cuter that I thought. Last time I saw her in surgical blues. Today she was wearing a mini skirt and some hot patterned stockings. Late 20's/early 30's Poojeeta, but speaks with an educated British accent.

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 No.317932

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 No.317933

>>317930

Delightful, hope it turns out okay.

I'm doing some garlic prawns and pasta tonight.

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 No.317934

>>317932

Weber is not that bad. He is not even racist any more. He likes cute poojeetas.

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 No.317935

Drinking a cup of green tea.

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 No.317936

>>317933

>garlic prawns and pasta

Sounds excellent.

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 No.317937

>>317933

I've got chicken legs in the fridge. Going to season them and have them with steamed green beans.

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 No.317938

>>317931

General anaesthetic?

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 No.317939

>>317938

No, mild sedative, injection in the eyeball, awake for procedure.

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 No.317940

>>317938

Captain anaesthetic, his younger brother instead.

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 No.317941

File: 1b5b20cabe2ad65⋯.jpg (37.72 KB,680x699,680:699,1563830408690.jpg)

>>317939

>injection in the eyeball

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 No.317942

>>317941

Yeah, not looking forward to that.

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 No.317943

>>317937

Two chicken legs is the appropriate portion size. Three if they are from bantams.

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 No.317944

>>317943

Seven it is then.

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 No.317945

>>317944

Make sure you eat all the gristle and cartilage. It is good for your hair and skin.

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 No.317946

>>317945

I know a guy who enjoys that bit of the legs the most. Weird fuck.

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 No.317947

>>317946

I bet he has great hair and skin.

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 No.317948

>>317947

Not especially.

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 No.317949

Can hear the crackling exploding in the oven. It is going to make an awful greasy mess in there.

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 No.317950

>>317949

Ever had a crackling sandwich?

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 No.317951

>>317950

I had a pork and gravy roll the other day and the people that made it had tossed everything in including fat cap and cracking. It wasn't that appealing to be honest.

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 No.317952

>>317949

I relegate thinks I know will be poppin' off to the Weber.

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 No.317953

>>317952

Very wise. I should have done the same.

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 No.317954

11 degrees today in Shitbourne, decided against going to Dan's for a bottle of bourbon that's on member's special today, if it's still on special tomorrow I'll go and get it but if it isn't I'll just go buy something else.

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 No.317955

Have you ever been so horny that you masturbated?!

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 No.317956

>>317953

Same goes for things that might be prone to smoking, like duck or goose fat potatoes.

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 No.317957

>>317955

Never!

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 No.317958

>>317954

His specials are usually good for a week.

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 No.317959

>>317955

Have ya ever been so horny ya screamed "CALIENTE"

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 No.317960

>>317937

Been getting these chicken "Steaks" from coles, they are pretty good.

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 No.317961

>>317959

That's the next thing I scream after "I CONSENT!"

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 No.317962

>>317960

Assplain these please.

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 No.317963

>>317962

I think he means schnitzels that haven't been crumbed.

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 No.317964

>>317963

ah. pounded tits

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 No.317965

>>317962

They're chick breasts, but are kind of flat and aren't dry like a lot of chicken breast, they cook up really juicy and good.

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 No.317966

>>317965

Their flatness means they cook through faster and are easier to keep caliente!

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 No.317967

>>317965

Last night I mentioned a chicken boob product at Woolies, if you care to read the threads you miss, you big sexy hunk of a man.

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 No.317968

>>317958

I'm talking about the monthly specials he's got. Sometimes they get changed on the 1st of the month, sometimes they don't change until the 3rd or the 4th.

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 No.317969

>>317968

ah gotcha. yeah, you might have to sweet talk somebody in a few days. i reckon if you made like you were about to leave empty handed they'd still honour it.

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 No.317970

>>317967

>if you care to read the threads you miss

I can only read like half a thread, no way in hell I could do a few days worth.

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 No.317971

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 No.317972

>>317967

>giving Jamie Oliver money

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 No.317973

File: a7cbf04924cc3e7⋯.jpg (89.83 KB,1430x533,110:41,executivemeal2.jpg)

Just did a grease drain and then popped them back in the oven.

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 No.317974

>>317973

What did you do with the grease?

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 No.317975

>>317973

tonight's lube taken care of

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 No.317976

>>317974

Nothing yet. I will let it harden then put it in the bin.

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 No.317977

>>317971

Cheers

>>317973

Looking good, hopefully they crackle up.

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 No.317978

>>317972

Jamie taught me how to cook the ultimate steak, now whenever there is a bbq, I am in charge of cooking steaks.

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 No.317979

>>317978

Gordon Ramsay is superior.

>>317976

No grease enema?

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 No.317980

>>317979

Good Ramsay is a bully.

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 No.317981

>>317980

Gordon*

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 No.317982

>>317978

How do you cook your steaks, Shire?

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 No.317983

>>317980

It seems all chefs are like that. They are all psychopaths.

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 No.317984

File: 19dd22421c78a7b⋯.jpg (11.08 KB,238x231,34:33,b0eeab64ae42adb3f1193ce8eb….jpg)

Next thread is 420

I sure hope some vile person doesn't make it a drug related one

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 No.317985

>>317980

No he's not. Just don't be a mong cunt and he's a nice fella.

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 No.317986

>>317984

I think we can all agree Nuro is banned from making another thread.

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 No.317987

>>317983

It's the blood, it gives them the bloodlust

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 No.317988

File: 38589008bcc604d⋯.png (150.1 KB,225x224,225:224,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.317989

>>317986

I still remember Hues thread

Grannyfucking aside it was wrong to have a foreign flag up top

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 No.317990

>>317982

Finishing questions with Shire is a bit like finishing them with Sire.

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 No.317991

>>317988

Well if she wasn't being a mong cunt then he wouldn't have done that.

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 No.317992

>>317982

Oil them up, salt, pepper, sprig of rosemary and some garlic, cook for four minutes, turning the steak over every minute, drizzle with some olive oil and let it stand for a minute before serving.

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 No.317993

>>317992

Fair enough. Not a huge fan of the olive oil on everything before and after approach, but all good.

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 No.317994

File: 0805f13ef783d86⋯.png (5.45 KB,430x600,43:60,F7622.png)

>>317985

mong or not, bullying is not cool.

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 No.317995

>>317992

>cook for four minutes

That is not very long.

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 No.317996

>>317992

>Oil them up

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 No.317997

>>317992

Garlic salt and pepper. Cook it until it's rare or medium-rare. That's it. Don't be a poof.

>>317994

That's not bullying, don't be a soft cunt.

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 No.317998

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.317999

>>317995

It's all you need, should mention you need the bbq or fry pan on the stove screaming hot, they will come out medium rare which is perfection.

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 No.318000

>>317994

I'll bully you you mong cunt

Bullying is good if it serves a function and teaches someone not to be a fuckwit.

I begin to believe the not being a fuckwit is truly outside of nuros reach though.

Therefore, to bully or not to bully ?

I say bully, it's fun and he deserves it.

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 No.318001

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 No.318002

>>317941

You don't feel it, my nan use to get them every quarter. It is pain next day from it being sore and irritated is what gets you.

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 No.318003

>>318000

Exactly, I wouldn't call bullying Nuro real bullying. I initially started bullying him because I thought it was a meme since I went a few weeks not posting here and during that time he popped up. After a few days I realised he really is a mong cunt.

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 No.318004

>>317975

Real RapeNEET mindset.

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 No.318005

>>318003

Shit, that literally happened with me too.

Unless I'm mistaken that means he got a few weeks in without the two biggest cunts here

It's kinda our fault

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 No.318006

>>317998

Mummy gib milkies pls

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 No.318007

>>318003

Nuro is being hazed. It is only going on so long because he hasn't worked out what he needs to do to fit in.

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 No.318008

File: 282e46529057a9a⋯.jpg (22.22 KB,480x480,1:1,58409862_275825036631595_6….jpg)

>>318000

Be kind.

>>317998

Hmm

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 No.318009

This water fasting meme is shit. I'm fucking hungry and it's only been around 14 hours. Most of that was me being asleep.

>>318007

Or he's just a mong cunt through and through. I mean, I'm a mong cunt myself but I haven't gotten anywhere near as much shit. That's coming from the main red text NEET.

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 No.318010

File: 90ca91f0ae6e250⋯.gif (1.87 MB,320x213,320:213,90ca91f0ae6e250bcf365f87bc….gif)

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 No.318011

>tfw praying that Esquire Dr Walter Webster will recover and become even stronger than before.

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 No.318012

>>318009

If you know you are a mong cunt why do you keep doing it?

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 No.318013

I believe Nuro is a mong because of his alcoholism and the fact that he's a loser but is trying to hard to be impressive.

I don't bully him though.

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 No.318014

>>318011

the person hoping i was having a general anaesthetic was going to post something about be dying

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 No.318015

>>318012

A true mong cunt cannot not be a mong cunt even when he recognises the mongness of his actions even as he mongs.

It's a mong thing.

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 No.318016

>>318010

Big old milk floppers

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 No.318017

>>318012

It's funny for me.

>>318013

You should.

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 No.318018

Did potentially gay NEET end up banging a man whore ?

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 No.318019

>>318018

No :-( tl;dr ignored again

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 No.318020

>>318019

Doh,hang in there m8, one day your prince will cum

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 No.318021

>>318018

I sometimes think I might be bisexual, if the dude is feminine enough that is. I'd be fine with kissing him, having him give me gobbies and pounding him. Not so much in giving back though.

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 No.318022

>>318019

Jesus dude, you must be messaging them in the wrong way or something.

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 No.318023

>>318022

I've heard gay guys can be more neurotic than crazy women

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 No.318024

File: 8062aaeb7e72474⋯.png (431.87 KB,485x528,485:528,SuperNEET.png)

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 No.318025

>>318023

Gays fuck like heteros shake hands.

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 No.318026

>>318023

You're probably right, I know one gay and he's pretty neurotic, but other than that, when dealing with escorts or a bordello, keep it short and sweet, basically a meet up time and nothing else unless they ask for more information.

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 No.318027

>>318026

That and being polite.

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 No.318028

>>318026

Yeah, when I book female whores I repeat FEMALE I just give the time I want them.

It's better sorting any particular filthy,vile,disgusting extras when they're there

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 No.318029

>>318028

> filthy,vile,disgusting extras

like sticking nuggs up their bum

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 No.318030

>>318028

I need to find a hot chick that's into giving me rimjobs and us drinking each others piss.

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 No.318031

>>318014

What a negative outlook.

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 No.318032

>>318031

Why did you ask twice?

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 No.318033

File: 376926a7d64ca70⋯.png (726.17 KB,770x601,770:601,Tones14.png)

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 No.318034

>>318029

Stop spying on me

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 No.318035

>>318034

You made a banner to commemorate the event.

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 No.318036

>>318030

That'll cost you about $500 for a reasonably hot chick

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 No.318037

>>318036

That's an entire Cenno payment for me.

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 No.318038

>>318036

I'm not into either, but I don't think I've ever seen an advert offering to perform either act. Some allow themsdwarfs to be rimmed and to wee on the bloke, but never the opposite way around.

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 No.318039

>>318038

>themsdwarfs

that costs even more

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 No.318040

>>318038

>Some allow themsdwarfs to be rimmed

I'm all in favour of degeneracy but rimming dwarfs is a bit much m8

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 No.318041

>>318038

It's stupid that these whores think they're allowed to have standards to be honest.

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 No.318042

>>318041

Bring back scarlet letter A's and W's I reckon.

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 No.318043

>>318038

Tbh my bday whore was 4'11" and I did lick her bum so I guess I did dwarfrim

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 No.318044

>>318043

Yes, but she didn't lick yours or let you pee in her mouth.

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 No.318045

e1ves = dwarfs

REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE please

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 No.318046

>>318043

Was she cute? More importantly, was she a chink?

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 No.318047

>>318045

I asked like a week ago, but as usual

BO

didn't heed my advice.

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 No.318048

>>318047

and red text is gone now

it should have read BO in the middle

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 No.318049

Aussie bird wants to fuck

Might cut her off

Staying late with board room, feeling very rapey

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 No.318050

>>318046

Yes very cute little redhead, not a chink

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 No.318051

File: 05e0f8d5ff2c4aa⋯.jpg (121.26 KB,1532x861,1532:861,324234324.JPG)

File: ab61e8deff002a6⋯.jpg (133.7 KB,1538x857,1538:857,5345345.JPG)

Almost time to chuck the prawns on.

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 No.318052

>>318022

Last message was

>Let's book that time in at 1pm. I can do earlier closer to 12:30 pm if that works with you? Just to confirm one hour is $300?

I did not even ask where he was?

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 No.318053

>>318049

>Might cut her off

Do, but be nice about it. Don't just ghost her.

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 No.318054

>>318049

>feeling very rapey

Do something legal that will provide fodder for another erotic story please.

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 No.318055

>>318052

Hmmm, never had that problem with female escorts in the past, I'd just message "Good for whatever time?"

They'd reply with a yes or no, then hour long I'd like to spend with them then followed by an address if it was all good.

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 No.318056

>>318009

I water fasted for 7 days once

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 No.318057

>>318050

Oh fucking hell dude, that sounds amazing.

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 No.318058

>>318051

>a fridge shire

Very rare.

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 No.318059

RED TEXT

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 No.318060

>>318058

That fizzy goon is not mine.

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 No.318061

>>318049

Just tell her you have a GF now, dumbass.

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 No.318062

>>318056

What effects did you notice?

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 No.318063

>>318056

I did it when I blew my arsehole up once.

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 No.318064

>>318062

I would imagine you'd feel like death.

Fad and drastic diets and are no good.

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 No.318065

>>318059

Am I the only one who has the red text come up blank unless you highlight it?

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 No.318066

>>318064

It stops feeling bad on around day 3

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 No.318067

>>318061

Wanna try bumhole sex tho

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 No.318068

>>318051

Very clean fridge.

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 No.318069

>>318067

Messy.

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 No.318070

>>318057

>>304195

$740 for two hours but It was worth it, bloody good time

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 No.318071

>>318067

>>318069

Make her do an enema to clean it out first.

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 No.318072

>>318069

Better to do it at her house, so you can wipe your dick on her curtains.

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 No.318073

>>318055

I send a follow up message asking if everything was fine but never heard back from them. I would have increase the price too if they wanted it.

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 No.318074

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 No.318075

>>318072

He can hardly wipe his dick on the galvanised shed.

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 No.318076

>>318072

I hope they're flower pattern curtains.

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 No.318077

MANAGER RAPE

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 No.318078

>>318075

Might be a good way to slice the warts off.

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 No.318079

>>318075

That could get dangerous in summer

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 No.318080

>>318072

Nasty

>>318073

If they say it's all good to go and give you an address without the follow up message, just rock up, just send them a another message stating that you are at their place and if it's all good to go up.

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 No.318081

>>318077

>Otherwise known as "Craig"

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 No.318082

>>318065

You must be a mong cunt.

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 No.318083

File: 72310b1309319e3⋯.gif (2.65 MB,200x250,4:5,1544548683444.gif)

>>317930

WHAT YOU CAN BUY JUST THE PORK CRACKLING ???

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS ???

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 No.318084

>>318080

>just send them a another message stating that you are at their place and if they don't answer you're wanking on the door for free

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 No.318085

>>318083

Did you ever think of opening your eyes when you were grocery shopping?

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 No.318086

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 No.318087

Granddad bought bacon today.

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 No.318088

>>318087

Bacon party at granddads place ?

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 No.318089

>>318087

Do you live with him?

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 No.318090

>>318085

OH YEAH I GET UP CLOSE AND INSPECT EVERY FUCKING CUT OF MEAT IN THE COLD SECTION YOU COLOSSAL FAGGOT

> what is overloaded with choice ?

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 No.318091

>>318088

No.

>>318089

I live with both my grandparents.

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 No.318092

>>318087

flinstones

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 No.318093

>>318090

You can also get it in the chips and jerky isle.

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 No.318094

>>318091

Well that's nice of him, I miss my grandparents.

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 No.318095

>>318088

coles deli shortcut bacon masterace repoting in

> imagine paying for strips of fat

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 No.318096

I never met my grandparents

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 No.318097

>>318090

>go to butcher

>give us some pork crackle m8

>no worries champ

Mong.

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 No.318098

>>318095

>imagine being Nuro

No thanks.

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 No.318099

>tfw bullied nuro

Forgive me for my sins.

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 No.318100

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 No.318101

File: b2f5491dd6507c7⋯.png (456.01 KB,401x501,401:501,HolyPepe.png)

>>318099

Done m8

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 No.318102

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 No.318103

File: 29df14130be6b55⋯.gif (1.22 MB,366x333,122:111,f6377b3721bcaaed246657c30d….gif)

>>318099

See (You) soon.

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 No.318104

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.318105

File: 3daf23b8520082d⋯.jpg (119.38 KB,1138x864,569:432,crackles.jpg)

The crackles are done.

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 No.318106

File: 6c19d43668c7892⋯.png (229.84 KB,493x593,493:593,Klanpepe.png)

>>318102

Absolution is great

Only 5 (you)'s from your friendly Council !

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 No.318107

>>318105

They look dry.

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 No.318108

Stupidly got one of those Dominos 3 meat New Yorker pizzas. What a disgusting greasy, floppy, disgrace of a thing. It's also about 18 inches across.

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 No.318109

Oh yeah, I haven't had a drink or a wank since the day after my birthday so that's 19 days.

Not really on purpose though, just haven't.

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 No.318110

>>318105

How do they taste?

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 No.318111

File: 16db0b49e7eab9d⋯.jpg (146.85 KB,1331x913,121:83,085a4e9f26b997ff856e389d6a….jpg)

A lot of NEETs with GFs now need to work towards the last step.

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 No.318112

File: 8750d6eb3f956c3⋯.gif (14.13 KB,633x758,633:758,2b9251c45b939dbee91fca8cd1….gif)

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 No.318113

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 No.318114

>>318104

This looks rather comfy, one of my m8s is into shitty armature/obscure/weird movies like this, bought a bunch of them to my 31st bday on a houseboat.

>>318105

Excellent.

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 No.318115

>>318111

>fed him since he never got up

>maggots

I wonder if she still performed gf'ly duties on him

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 No.318116

File: d55b1ea8dbf876a⋯.png (450.45 KB,400x400,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

>>318112

From their pizza camera thing

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 No.318117

File: 4b750b51d802881⋯.png (58.1 KB,922x308,461:154,4b750b51d8028810b0b2d87aef….png)

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 No.318118

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 No.318119

>>318108

Yeah they are terrible. Crust tastes awful too.

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 No.318120

>>318114

I didn't realise you were that old, Shire.

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 No.318121

>>318117

I'm saving it up.

I'm gonna drench the expensive wank market in the near future

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 No.318122

>>318119

It's like they decided NYC pizza is floppy, so let's only half cook the base.

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 No.318123

File: a91c915aadba973⋯.jpg (41.94 KB,500x492,125:123,83830275[1].jpg)

>>318120

>that old

>31

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 No.318124

File: b5813a8474b6eb5⋯.jpeg (13.53 KB,378x389,378:389,b5813a8474b6eb54f63b30a3a….jpeg)

>>318116

A mere snack.

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 No.318125

File: 7ffe59d3ab8970f⋯.jpg (79.75 KB,800x800,1:1,s-l1600.jpg)

>>318105

next time go over your crackling with something like this, it will turn out a lot more bubbly after cooking

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 No.318126

>>318110

Like pork crackling. I am just going to have a few. They are a bit rich. I don't think I will buy them again.

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 No.318127

File: a117cc6f4e21ae8⋯.png (109.67 KB,665x1145,133:229,53c6473e07f7f3903d8ecef416….png)

>>318121

>I'm gonna drench the expensive wank market in the near future

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 No.318128

>>318125

That'd be a great torture device

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 No.318129

File: dca675c3ad6c19e⋯.jpg (25.29 KB,472x461,472:461,x646nx1qgrmz[1].jpg)

>>318127

>I'm gonna drench the expensive wank market in the near future

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 No.318130

File: 1851a1efa040a0d⋯.jpg (182.05 KB,3001x2251,3001:2251,55345463453346321212.jpg)

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 No.318131

>>318097

i always assumed it was attatched to pork roast… i thought they were inseparable …

>>318098

imagine being anonymous and too scared to have a flag

>>318105

noice

>>318107

they are meant to be dry

>>318108

sadly not enough for most executives

>>318116

yikes…

> pizza cam

is that to keep an eye on the deliverers eating your food now ?

>>318120

RUDE

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 No.318132

File: 9e15a5753091958⋯.png (304.93 KB,1920x1080,16:9,9e1.png)

>>318120

33 this year

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 No.318133

>>318123

I'm 39, but we're closer in age than I thought.

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 No.318134

File: c60530092d6b1fe⋯.jpg (757.35 KB,1760x2480,22:31,1500436982574.jpg)

>Meanwhile at Monk's work tomorrow

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 No.318135

>>318130

Yeltsin looks like he'd rape you

Not because he's into gay sex just because he could

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 No.318136

>>318134

Is this … petite poojeeta in the toilet incest porn ?

How have I missed this genre ?

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 No.318137

>>318131

> i thought they were inseparable

Certain cuts of pork have the fat cap removed before being sold.

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 No.318138

>>318135

That's Putin, dumbass. Only 80's kids remember Yeltsin.

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 No.318139

File: e0f0f1812818a12⋯.jpg (53.03 KB,458x814,229:407,564576456456.JPG)

Dindins is just about done.

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 No.318140

>>318138

Whoops. 90's kids. 80's kids remember Gorby.

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 No.318141

>>318138

Fuck me drunk

That was a genuine old cunt pothead moment

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 No.318142

>>318136

>How have I missed this genre ?

You have been hit by the goon tax too many times, this is at least the second time you have appreciated it.

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 No.318143

>>318139

Does Cindy eat much?

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 No.318144

They're all filthy godless s anyway

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 No.318145

File: 8aa7d73fb88aa45⋯.jpg (94.21 KB,650x1000,13:20,84dbcfc8d7536b2aa87dd94430….jpg)

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 No.318146

>>318135

There's a picture I used to have of a younger him with his foot on somebody's head and a gun at their neck.

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 No.318147

>>318140

>tfw I remember Gorby, also remember watching tv when Elvis faked his own death

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 No.318148

>>318062

Extreme lethargy and postural hypotension

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 No.318149

>>318144

God isn't real

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 No.318150

>>318131

>imagine being anonymous and too scared to have a flag

>imagine being anonymous and too scared to have a flag

>imagine being anonymous and too scared to have a flag

>too scared

Imagine being a namefag on an anonymous board

Imagine the contortions your brain must go through to decide everyone else is too scared to be cool like you

Imagine I nearly didn't see nuro at his finest

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 No.318151

>>318143

She eats out my bumhole pretty hard

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 No.318152

File: 7be775e71e5bc1c⋯.jpg (256.49 KB,1920x1080,16:9,https _s3-ap-southeast-2.a….jpg)

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 No.318153

>>318149

Prove it

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 No.318154

File: cbf012a2d2694d5⋯.jpg (21.98 KB,650x366,325:183,77244544c9eb5fe4dbf3140947….jpg)

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 No.318155

>>318139

Looks beautiful.

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 No.318156

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 No.318157

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 No.318158

>>318153

if god was real then why isn't Tony Abbott Prime Minister

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 No.318159

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 No.318160

>>318151

Imposter.

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 No.318162

>>318158

He took Tones away from us for failing him

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 No.318163

Day five of nofap!

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 No.318164

>>318139

SHIRE

Fuck, I thought you left us.

How are you?

Where have you been?

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 No.318165

File: 4811b5ee4203d41⋯.jpg (29.36 KB,250x243,250:243,4811b5ee4203d414a36aee64d5….jpg)

>>318151

>postural hypotension

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 No.318166

>>318164

Read the posts you miss, Cruisenog.

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 No.318167

>>318163

Meh, I'm on day 19 without trying.

I'm wank mogging you

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 No.318168

What the hell?

Redtext is invisible.

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 No.318169

New thread: >>318161

New thread: >>318161

New thread: >>318161

New thread: >>318161

New thread: >>318161

New thread: >>318161

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 No.318170

>>318166

I will, I just got home.

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 No.318171

SHIRES SEXY MUSCULAR BUM RASH

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 No.318172

aboriginal anal antics

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 No.318173

INVISIBLE BUM RASH

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