/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Very nice thread

Elf/dwarf wordfilter hmmmm

>>315906

wow guys that sure is some fancy bum rash… you went all out …noice !

Having a *hein*ie

>>315920

Very disturbed and angry dancing.

>>315923

We warned you not to despoil that poor girl.

Stressed out from this chad life

Getting more responsibility at work tomorrow

Need a sickie

>>315925

>sickie

don't even think about it mong.

>>315923

>"I think I'm falling in love with you"

No you're not.

You shouldn't've said that.

One more dart before I start the assignments

>>315929

I know, it was a spur of the moment thing that just slipped out. I'm developing feelings for her though, especially as she does all these things for the first time with me and falls asleep in my arms.

I apologised to her today about it but she said never apologise for that, she wants more of this etc.

We are on the same page about how this will end relatively soon.

>>315758

That was a great show.

>>315765

You should get a few brainlet ones.

>>315769

Themsdwarfs

>tfw no dwarf

>>315931

>We are on the same page

Are you sure?

>>315933

>>315932

Just got donw by my own wordfilter. I thought it was elfs not el ves and you were all being dumb dumbs saying themselfs

>>315923

>"I think I'm falling in love with you"

Don't ever say pansy tier shit like that to women. It just turns them off. I used to do it and my ex broke up with me for it.

>>315935

You've spent enough time with us dumb dumbs to catch our disease

>>315906

What a nice OP!

>>315772

wew

I don't know what to say.

>>315938

Put the cat ears on. Purr for me.

>>315928

Would have been an awful OP.

>>315943

> t. small brain neet

>>315942

Monk writes a pretty good erotic story, but they could be better. Things jump from one thing to another too quickly, and key moments and aspects are completely overlooked.

I would write one myself but unfortunately it has been quite some time since anything erotic happened to me.

>>315945

You could always pretend

>>315936

It just came out. She was a bit taken back by it, I didn't say I WAS in love, just that something was beginning to brew inside me.

She understood and we discussed taking it slow and whatnot.

>>315942

Don't say I don't care about the gen when I have been documenting my exploits for a couple years now.

>>315945

I smashed it out all at once, I should have drafted it like the poojeeta story.

>>315945

Write an erotic story about wanking to the Gen.

>>315946

There is no place for lies on the NEET General.

>>315948

Put your hand up and ask lots of questions.

>>315947

>Don't say I don't care about the gen

We care about you too

>>315948

NK?

>>315950

but plenty of room for SLANDER

>>315788

Oh my.

Does she get off on documenting her perversion?

>>315954

Unfortunately true.

>>315957

>butane

heh hehehe hehehhehheheh

Have fun brah

>>315957

Why didn't you buy some nice food to cook on your new toy instead?

>>315958

>>315957

I look forward to seeing what you cook on that grill.

>>315958

What sort of pointless and fucked-up response is that!?

>>315959

I have several recipes planned with it

>>315961

I plan on doing some simple dishes like whole chickens, steaks, yiross. Pictures will be taken. NEETs will be informed…

>>315948

Drama class?

>>315962

>Pictures will be taken. NEETs will be informed…

I will hold you to this NEET.

>>315962

>I have several recipes planned with it

Sounds very exciting

>>315957

LUNCH ? ITS AFTER 4….

>>315790

heh, serves him right

>>315924

Her petals are now laying in six puddles of blood.

>>315808

You are a fiend.

>>315925

> responsibility at work

And from being a daddy.

>>315772

Who gives a flying fuck besides your pathetic little circle-jerking beta-bitch-soy-boy fan-boy-neets…?*

* no one but them…

>>315818

Dick warmer

>>315972

wew

You're outnumbered now narkyNEET.

We're all chadgorilladickNEETs now.

>>315833

Hmm.

Honestly if all you have is another NEET's life to look forward to you are truly pathetic. At least I have alcohol…

>>315976

>tfw I don't drink

>>315976

We have that too

>>315839

lol

>>315937

HPV is not purely physical.

>>315840

If she's that intrigued by it.

>>315957

That's a lot of nuggers

>>315841

gorilladickNEETs

>>315972

wew

>>315976

You sound very jelly.

>>315960

>a bastard gas

>>315845

I only act like a dumb dumb.

>>315988

Hmmmmm

>>315861

Tendie roll, very nice

>>315989

ACT

>>315883

Cool, hasn't done it for me yet.

I also made the greentext purple but haven't seen it work yet.

>>315900

Nice pic man

>>315909

SLANDER

Ahh, my rainbow text is still red text.

I'm going to kfc for some lunch.

>>315992

The "welcome to country" bullshit at the top of the page has gone purple.

>>315992

> imagine not delivering through your shitty css code

>>315997

It's almost dinner time ffs

>>315997

It could be his second lunch m8

>>315997

WICKED WINGS

>>315998

>bullshit

white dog

>>315999

>delivering

Is this how that NEET feels?

>>315992

>I also made the greentext purple

that's desecrating sacred neet culture

>>316000

witnessed and my goon estimates were off… hard to judge a bag … but worth it because they keep longer through lack of air … i love the sack

>>316001

got 3 pepperonis in the fridge for tonight … im going full executive….

>>316003

> hoarding markup language for yourself

>>316005

you promised purple and its green

< severely unimpressed

>>316007

>i love the sack

That would make a good banner.

>testing the purpletext

>>316007

>3 pepperonis

How much brie?

>>316004

look at what rediculous cucks you have made everybody by having to acknowledge the traditional owners … '

i saw this great video on how canberra recieved the moon landing video (it wasnt at parkes and the dish movie is bullshit ) but just the traditional owners bit is cringe

>>316008

LOVE SACK BABY LOVE SACK

>>316010

i gave the brie a break this time it was gumming up my insides and the [spoiler image] was atrocious

>>316012

I want pics of your pizza feast.

evil poo

>>316015

Very well documented.

>>316006

Doesn't seem to be working anyhow.

Finished Sexpectations, time for DrinkSmart

>>316018

>Finished Sexpectations

Did it meet your expectations?

>>315962

I've always found pork ribs go very well on the charcoal bbq

>>316015

>tfw not there

>>316019

>expectations

*sexpectations

>>316011

The traditional owners are possum

never mind man, turn it in to something else

>>316015

Aww, that looks divine

>>316024

Very nice.

>>316018

hope you get some free samples

>>316027

More excellent photographs.

I need a hot Italian waifu to cook my pasta.

>>316015

1 what egg?

>>316027

nice

>>316015

It feels a little wrong to see a neat eating crabs

>>316034

Scallops are my favourite, they have a different taste without the roe.

Looks like a grand feast.

Fucking word filters. Why?

>>316024

pretty

>>316037

to humble (You)

>>316037

I can only wank to frustration.

>>316027

Awesome.

>>316030

Another very comfy NEET scene.

>>316034

Looking good.

>>316030

OH SHITE CRUISEY COULD YOU DELETE THIS ONE YOU CAN SEE MY REFLECTION IN THE GOON SACK FUCK

>>316044

lol, you are a good sport.

>>316044

You're such a dumb cunt.

Imagine if we saw NK's reflection in his toilet bowl one day.

>>316047

Would make for a great new corner aboriginal

>>316047

If he ever posted his poo.

Wonder how shire feels about my accidental insemination

I came to Webby's love letter. That was very well written.

Quiet on the Gen.

>>316050

> TFW SLANDERED

>>316053

i was watching this guy… he is going to die soon

putting off my trip to DANS… will have to leave soon

>>316054

Slander has to be false

>>316053

It's about that time of the weekend where wagies realise Monday is going to come once again

>>316055

I bet that guy would know how to wire his speakers up correctly.

>>316059

Don't get mugged by indigenes again.

>>316062

lel that mug…

Hardboiled eggs.

I hate white people.

Boong pride, world wide.

>>316030

>earning goon…

More like being 'punished' with goon :)

>>316032

>what egg?

Why a chicken egg my good sir :)

>>316069

>a chicken egg

But what is written there?

>Sir

You are a kind NEET

https://www.animelab.com/player/jojos-bizarre-adventure-episode-27

>>316052

Thank you, he appreciated it to.

>>316070

Who the fuck is 'Posso' ?

Think more of yourself than that of these other so-called 'named-NEETs' for your life is just as important.

>>316052

>>316074

>tfw when forgot to keep writing it this weekend :-(

>>316075

His dog no longer does evil poos.

>>316075

>so-called 'named-NEETs'

Every NEET is a named-NEET

>>316071

>sore stomach

A couple of spews in the early morning (or late evening depending on various factors…). and then you slowly get back into it. Don't follow us drinkers for we walk a path of non-happiness and non-success.

>>316062

Soon, soon.

>>316062

Did you make this?

>>316066

Magnificent. Very very good.

>>316078

my name is Kunta KinteNEET

>>316066

Was it as good as the deliver stuff? I hope it was better

>>316071

you should stop drinking m8, alcohol is not for everyone

>>316070

>I bet Posso is losing his shit.

I have explained more than once that my addiction is only to Domino's garlic bread, and I do not approve of cheese on garlic bread at all.

But I do like the look of that NEET's recipe. Very well done.

>>316085

Enjoy.

>>316088

>only

You need to try new things.

>>316090

I have tried all the garlic breads I could get my hands on. Most of them were edible but not worth an addiction.

>>316091

You don't even understand your own addiction. You are addicted to the service, not the product.

>>316092

That looks incredible. We are eating your food in spirit.

>>316095

You should do it now.

>>316092

In person with who?

>>316092

Beautiful. Perfect.

>>316097 ←– this guy

>>316092

Where do you live? A NEET up might be an option.

Webby, do you hear the rain?

>>316093

What do you mean by that?

It sounded faintly slanderous to be honest.

>>316095

Yes do it.

>>316102

That's an outburst rooted in one of your other addictions.

>>316101

I hope you're not in Webby's ceiling to

>>316104

>one of your other addictions.

How do you know about those? Don't tell anyone.

>>316105

there's room enough for all of us

Has too many beers to continue my homework

The good things that have come from my sobriety are causing overconfidence and I'm slipping again.

Might just stay at the office late tomorrow to get it done.

At least these days I am able to observe and reflect on my own behaviour.

Slow but steady progress in the self discipline department.

>>316107

Give me a wave next time as you move to the kitchen.

>>316108

I said the wankruptcy is coming. An early night and a few glasses of water are the only things to stop the proceedings from beginning.

>>316110

Hot

>>316105

His wifi is pretty good and I enjoy most of the smells from his kitchen.

>>316106

If I know, they know.

>>316095

>a few years wagin just for a couple weeks holiday

FUCK YOU JEWS!

>>316100

QLD a few hours north of the NSW border

>tfw thinking about the sanctity and security that Webby's provides

>>316092

That looks delicious

>>316085

You cunt those soup kitchens are for street dwellers not 'poor students' or 'battlers'. I'll find you

>>316118

Thanks m8, heaps better than Dominos

>>315947

Well done. You are playing that girl like a dominant NEET. Now, impregnate her and send her back where she came from. If she really is a virgin, she might believe myths like "You can't get pregnant your first time" and "I don't have any STDs" and "Just the tip".

You make us all proud!

>>316119

It’s a hall of residence kitchen

>>316117

IKTF

>>316123

You've got a beautiful singing voice.

>>316124

Thank you.

>>316101

There was a little bit.

I am freezing at the moment, even though it is supposedly 15o.

>>316121

Can you tell me more about just the tip?

>>316125

OI!!

>>316126

Yeah, I hoped it would keep going. Would've had a bath in the dark.

30 mins until the hall orientation

>>316129

with scented oils?

>>316131

Bath salts and candles.

>>316130

I bet it is North-East.

>>316133

smartNEET

>>316133

heh

>>316071

If you're thinking about the consequences you're never going to make it as an addict

>>316071

You gotta keep borrowing by drinking more goon to pay off the goon tax or they'll garnish your Cenno payments.

>>316130

I hope the hat puts you in Gryffindor Shitey, but I get the feeling you might be a Hufflepuff.

>>316138

Is Happy Porter on tonight?

>>316127

>Can you tell me more about just the tip?

Many girls are scared the first time or with a new guy if they are not sluts, so you tell them you just want to rub against the outside of the vagina or just touch it with the penis or just put in the tip, then you fuck them.

>>316140

Thank you.

>>316141

A new one?

>>316140

>oops, it just went in

>>316138

The floor that I’m on in my hall has a Lord of the Rings theme

deceptive neet intercourse

Hmmm

>>316148

You should give her a goonbag in return

>>316146

She's just too tight

https://efukt.com/20769_Umm..._Where%27s_The_Condom.html

>>316139

That garbage is on normie TV every week

>>316152

SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>316148

She needs to be punished for that

>>316044

NEETs shouldn’t be allowed to take pictures near reflective surfaces

>>316153

OK then I'm sorry, just never been a fan of Harry

>>316155

I'm genuinely surprised at the lack of accidental dick reflections in neet posting history

>>316030

>goon in a whisky glass

Nice picture though. Looks like Summer

>>316157

>IKTF

>>316148

>ocean bomb

translation:wind flavor

I did learn Chinese NEETs

>>316160

hot

>>316092

fucking terrible i bet that bread is wet with moisture

>>316161

Not really though. They didn't list the flavor in chinese. It just says wind flavor, which also means special flavor.

>>316162

Very rude and obvious bait. That bread is beautiful.

>>316148

asian canned drinks are all a terrible joke and meme

>>316148

Fuck shiteo

One of shorties room mates had that and a Pikachu one on a dresser thing in the lounge room next to the tv, accompanied by some switch games

Could it be, coincidencia? Maybe our recent female findings are inexplicably linked

>>316165

just got back from dans and had a shower while my 1st pizza of the night is cooking …. not posting shit because of all the hate here

>>316167

Given their terrible OH&S practices, you just know people have died in vats and they've still canned the liquid.

>>316164

She looks good for 33 for at least

>>316169

>not posting shit because of all the hate here

:(

>>316162

What the fuck are you even talking about?

>>316173

moisture trapped by excessive cheese…. what else would you think im talking about

>>316169

So you make negative posts then complain about negative posts? Some of you dickheads need a good smack across the face

>>316170

Does that make it fresher?

>>316175

You toast the bread first, numbnuts.

>>316175

>excessive cheese

And that's a bad thing?

>>316174

Inspiring.

>>316172

i just saw this video about the QUEEN IT BLEW MY FUCKING MIND>>>> FARK

>>316176

Just don't leave a mark.

>>316176

its very effective i learned it from Hillary Clinton

>>316182

ill leave a mark inside your upper colon

It’s time

>>316168

Tie your franger off and see if it gets played with.

>>316162

I hope this is not the real Nuro.

>>316181

you should be watching videos about wiring speakers correctly

>>316188

lol

>>315772

Very romantic scene monk, much more of a romance novel then erotica but it was a nice read.

Hope all turns out well for you both.

>>315788

Now that was lewd

>>315792

kek

>>315808

Very noice

>>315810

It's been a highly sexualised day for many NEETs.

>>315948

I hope you asked:

>How do we reconcile the past history of Australia, appreciate and honour our indigenous elders?

>>315957

Hmmmmm

>>316024

Beautiful scene.

>>316092

I'd give it a sniff +/ lick +/ bite

>>316185

Have a good wank hope it's a fantastic wank

Watching Alvy Singer clips.

Talk about addiction.

>>316191

You are trying to antagonise me.

>>316191

why?, I have no idea who alvy singer is and I dont care, it's sunday night, just take one night to relax and not over think and worry about shit like that

>>316188

>>316189

fucking dropped this thread

I really hope this is not the real Nuro. Is he being impersonated?

Why does he get like this?

>>316194

we know your not flabby thighs m8

I haven't checked but I think it is him.

>>316184

I hope it's not a coffee stain.

>falling for the sweet little old lady witha a crown meme

Good goy…

>>316197

I'm not looking forward to wanking in the same room as many small portraits of Charles

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Going to have a bath, got some salts and incense. Hopefully the rain picks up. See you all in a bit when I'm naked.

>>316203

caliente!

>>316203

post a picture of the snorkel pls

>>316203

Hot!

>>316205

lol, seconded

Thinking about a sunset durry in the tropics

>>316202

that was boring

ANAL VALE

>>316210

the rainbow shit is becoming annoying

>>316203

I'd join you but my bathtub is not adult sized… What I mean to say is I'll be sitting in there with legs up and that aint comf. I have several different types of salt though. Table, iodised, rock and pink Himalayan…

…

>>316211

It makes it sparkle though.

>>316213

Violent poo?

>>316213

post snorkel

>>316211

I'll put it to a vote, how many of you want it gone? I was just messing around with it anyway.

>>316213

If that pic is the result of your anus then please kill yourself

BUM RASH

>>316217

I like it but it does seem like it will be abused quite quickly

''''

>>316217

na it's ok, I was just messing around with ublock and I can block it with that, no one else seems to mind so keep it I will just block when it appears

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>>316224

now that is fucking a fantastic wank

>>316224

I think I broke it.

>>316223

nuro you boong the code was effectively posted earlier

>>316223

what a bunch of funny looking women

>>316228

Hot

>>316228

I wanna see the submarine and the seamen go under

>>316227

<no it wasnt

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>>316220

Probably no more than redtext

Wish cruiseys bowels weren’t so irritable

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>>316228

Hot!

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>>316239

very pretty

>>316228

Is that tub b9g enough to extend your legs fully?

>>316222

I've only just seen it because I'm on my phone and I think I'd have to clear the cache before seeing it on my laptop.

It's a bit shit tbh

>>316236

Be nicer to them?

>tfw thinking about the erotic photograph of tub man

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>>316223

I'll post the link and code later, I think I'll take it off, I think I got it from >>>/csg/

😍test

>>316236

Lol

>>316244

somebody post the old tub girl picture

>>316247

oh god i wasnt ready for those feels …. fuck

>>316241

Yeah but I'd like to extend completely. If I put my head under, my legs don't fit

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>>316251

Stay out of this SherlockNEET

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Finished the hall orientation. I spoke when spoken to, and of course they asked if I had Facebook to which I said no

>>316253

There's nothing wrong with being a triSexual nuro, embrace your uniqueness

Time to submerge my submarine, hopefully the snorkel has no blockages

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>>316259

what the

im not even asexual …

>>316258

Now you can get back to eating and fucking.

>>316262

you're bsexual

>>316260

Ask the misso to unblock it anyway

>>316263

I'm going to return there in 10 mins to eat the food they're cooking

>>316266

You were probably supposed to stay and mingle, not disappear and return to grab some food.

>>316267

It was a very uncomfortable environment, I wasn't liking it at all. Everyone was already engaged in conversation, and they were clearly unsettled by my not having Facebook

>>316254

>extend completely

>extend fully

There's a difference?

>>316253

Neetendo 64 feels…

I hope they don't expect me to bring my own cutlery, because I don't have any

>>316268

I thought zoomers had already stopped using facebook. Obvoiusly not.

>>316271

No, they're relentless

>>316270

Pro-tip, Shitey…

Eat out one a week for the next month and take the cutlery home with you.

Also works for plates and glassware if you're feeling particularly bold.

>>316273

That's a boong tip.

>>316273

> if you're feeling particularly bold

grab the table

>>316274

It's how I got my first set of pint glasses. The last time one of the bar girls followed me into the street shouting "it's not a fucking takeaway!"

>>316274

Plus most of the cutlery at cheap eat places is normally pretty piss poor since it's been used so much. Especially the plates.

>>316276

Hot! Tell us more about her, was she running fast?

Okay time to head back

>>316278

No but I was. Hard when you still have two thirds of your beer in the glass.

>>316280

So they knew you were taking the glasses?

>>316277

I stole from more upmarket places. Argentinian places tend to have good steak knives.

>>316281

they did the last time evidently

>owning your own land feels

>>316284

Are you the NEET who bought the land and posted a few pictures but have not provided any more pictures?

Thinking of buying a portable air conditioner from Kogan, would cost about a grand. Thoughts?

>>316286

>>316286

>portable air conditioner

No no no they have a terrible reputation. They don't do anything. Avoid avoid avoid.

>>316287

Things are

HEATING UP

>>316287

This NEET fills up more of the tub.

>>316286

Pay a thousand extra and get a split system installed