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 No.244788 [Last50 Posts]

Please give me your questions, I am about to leave.

OLD >>244028

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 No.244790

SOUTH AUSTRALIA

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 No.244791

>>244786

Yeah, my mate from schools mum was one. They make a shit ton.

Strangely enough they moved back to India because she (and the husband who was a neurosurgeon) got paid more there.

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 No.244792

>>244789

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 No.244793

File: bf85d05a1300b2f⋯.jpg (164.27 KB,977x768,977:768,l5m7wlaiv3p21.jpg)

>>244788

What song is he playing

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 No.244794

>>244791

$380k, assuming that includes super, is just over $4000 per week AFTER tax. It's fucking insane.

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 No.244795

>>244793

How do you know he is singing? He might be a slam poet.

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 No.244801

Possum did you delete a bunch of posts in the previous thread just so you could bum rash and link to this thread?

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 No.244802

>>244801

I just watched it go from 751 to 747 and then those posts appeared.

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 No.244803

File: f035f437567fffd⋯.png (166.55 KB,1053x304,1053:304,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.244804

>>244793

the boong hymn

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 No.244805

Why was this leg picture deleted? >>243856

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 No.244806

You should all stop asking questions if you know what is good for you.

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 No.244807

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 No.244808

File: e06d86d7624c287⋯.png (513.88 KB,907x529,907:529,ClipboardImage.png)

>>244806

This is the interview thread.

Answer the fucking questions.

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 No.244809

flammable rectal ignition

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 No.244810

>>244808

Probably so he could link the gen's together.

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 No.244811

>>244810

I worked out which posts were deleted and probably why.

I want to know about the legs now.

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 No.244812

>>244811

I bet you do, you dirty, dirty NEET.

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 No.244813

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.244814

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.244815

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Off to grab the day with both hands.

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 No.244816

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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 No.244817

>>244790

SA IS BEST A

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 No.244818

File: 5d0f2616b7e8732⋯.png (812.26 KB,750x1334,375:667,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.244819

Any plans for the day bros ?

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 No.244820

>>244819

nope, you?

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 No.244821

>>244819

will be seeing my m8 Dan later then I will pick up a prawn pizza on the way home

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 No.244822

>>244819

I have a feeling I'm going to have a hard disk failure soon. Gonna finally make a back up of all my data, at least without the videos and pirated games.

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 No.244823

>>244819

I went to the supermarket and bottle shop. Doing a poo at the moment.

Might have a quick tidy up and then relax for the day.

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 No.244824

>>244819

Going to buy some new underwear and pick up some fresh bread. Currently doing a poo as well.

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 No.244825

File: a4134417a9ee1e1⋯.jpg (99.95 KB,562x330,281:165,entente-cordiale.jpg)

We need flags back

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 No.244826

File: 08529eff0164d78⋯.jpg (757.27 KB,3456x4608,3:4,2019-03-30 08.51.04.jpg)

Hungover boong

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 No.244827

File: 73212a8d89e41fc⋯.png (703.29 KB,833x619,833:619,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.244828

Need a gf

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 No.244829

>>244826

Goon morning!

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 No.244830

>>244826

When was the last time you put on a web cam show for us?

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 No.244831

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 No.244832

>>244826

Have you considered sobriety?

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 No.244833

>>244832

<Extremely unlikely

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 No.244834

sobriety is more dangerous than racism

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 No.244835

>>244834

It is…

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 No.244836

Why is there an ad for a seppo board at the bottom of the thread? Are they bullying us with their vast american capital?

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 No.244837

File: 69b1332f2c377d5⋯.png (514.04 KB,392x599,392:599,heptic portal .png)

im thinking about thinking of proctology in remote communities again…..

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 No.244838

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 No.244839

>>244837

are you stealing another NEET's may-may?

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 No.244840

File: 760d9e09a7057d6⋯.jpg (1.07 MB,3264x2448,4:3,IMG_7516.JPG)

Big night on the town last night women were HOT

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 No.244841

>>244840

worst creepshot I've ever seen

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 No.244842

>>244838

thinking about thinking

>>244839

hoping to combine it with my coffee enema may-may

>>244841

i wasnt capturing the whores i was capturing a rare nightclub pepe

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 No.244843

>>244842

>thinking about thinking

*thinking and thinking about proctology

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 No.244844

>>244788

had kfc last night after years of not eating it was it always this shit or did the change how its made in the last few years

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 No.244845

shit it's after midday and i've yet to crack a tinnie

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 No.244847

>>244844

they no longer use trans fats

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 No.244848

>>244847

bit transphobic of them in 2019

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 No.244849

File: a2b6451516c2a96⋯.jpg (6.7 KB,250x202,125:101,1523920458307s.jpg)

>>244846

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 No.244851

>>244846

disgusting.

stop posting these links

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 No.244852

bums are for pooing, not for screwing

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 No.244853

>>244851

you do know you don't have to click on his links?

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 No.244854

Do you think it is strange for a young man to not want to have sex? I'm not ugly or anything I just am more interested in my professional career than chasing women. It makes me kind of proud to be different in our society.

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 No.244855

>>244853

I have to document every link here.

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 No.244856

>>244855

That is a very risky game

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 No.244857

>>244840

>on a laptop in public

What a loser.

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 No.244858

>>244855

Thank you.

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 No.244859

>>244855

I feel sorry for your handler.

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 No.244860

>>244851

youl just encourage whatever it is but i have a fair idea what it is so spoiler it

>>244857

>shit posting alone in a cave

What a loser

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 No.244861

File: 66069c2f8d8c086⋯.jpg (1.5 MB,2448x2448,1:1,IMG_7508.JPG)

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 No.244862

Clank wank

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 No.244864

>>244863

There is a reason why your other post was ignored

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 No.244865

>>244864

and beleted

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 No.244866

>>244605

Okay, I pictured you as some kind of Chad.

10 degrees today in Shitbourne, cold and rainy, just how I like it, had an egg and bacon sandwich for breakfast. Might go on the train to see my friend today.

>>244863

Don't post it here, possum will probably have a full blown schiz out and nuke the entire board.

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 No.244867

>>244864

>biggest australian image board

>don't have / to pussy to post shooting footage

faggot

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 No.244868

>>244867

just leave us in peace please

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 No.244869

>>244866

>BO is a mentally ill faggot (when aren't they?)

>just self-censor instead of calling out his shit

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 No.244870

>>244868

why are you being a faggot? what site do you think you're on?

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 No.244871

>tfw soon to be DSPleased

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 No.244872

>>244867

>>244869

It would be a magical experience to watch you die in a head on crash tbqh

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 No.244873

>>244871

>tfw soon to be Pleased

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 No.244874

Dan's Sauce Program

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 No.244875

>>244867

>>244869

You can find it in a million other places online, just go there and look at it, we have no interest in it. Go back to wherever you came from.

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 No.244876

>>244872

why are you so upset? I thought no one here was neet anymore and somehow this place is far more autistic than it ever used to be

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 No.244877

>>244876

We just want to be left alone and comfy.

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 No.244878

>>244876

Ironically, you were the one who got mad first and cannot understand the inferred meaning of a deleted post, which is much more autistic m8

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 No.244879

File: ef44521645185ee⋯.png (532.08 KB,688x415,688:415,ClipboardImage.png)

UNNA RUNNIN AWAY FROM DA WOITE DOGZ

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 No.244880

>>244871

what do you hope to pocket ? genuinely curious

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 No.244881

>>244879

I think they burned his house down, m80.

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 No.244882

File: eaf5c9d90412155⋯.png (130.32 KB,311x229,311:229,ClipboardImage.png)

>>244881

nah it's a boong escaping jail

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 No.244883

>>244882

You can't keep a good boong down aye

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 No.244884

>>244878

>It would be a magical experience to watch you die in a head on crash

<yeah but you called me a faggot

new to image boards?

>cannot understand the inferred meaning of a deleted post

>implying

autism at work again

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 No.244885

>>244828

nah it's a boong escaping *gaol

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 No.244886

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 No.244887

>>244882

i couldnt imagine the futility of trying apply commonwealth law to a boong in the 1800s

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 No.244888

>>244887

Or even to a white settler. You need to uphold the law, but you also need everybody to get stuff done, so you can't go killing, flogging or jailing every bloke who is naughty.

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 No.244889

File: faac7d87c627a2c⋯.png (168.32 KB,444x333,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

This will not be good.

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 No.244890

>>244871

Depressed Severely Permanently

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 No.244891

>>244863

go to /pol please

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 No.244892

Didn't Study Proctology

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 No.244893

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 No.244894

>>244889

not on top of a goon bag

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 No.244895

>>244889

how long before we get a woolies cheesecake drink?

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 No.244896

>>244888

tell me about it i got a court date comming up. fun story: i bumped into the officer NPC who initiated the action at a shopping centre months after the fact and gave him a real dressing down. He was SHOOK

>>244891

right now /pol/ would be the most monitored place on the internet i aint clicking that shit nigga and the aussies that post there have a death wish IMHO

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 No.244897

I have interviewed the protein powder NEET

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 No.244898

>>244895

Thank you for reminding me I have a passionfruit one out in the chest freezer.

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 No.244899

>>244893

Do you reckon he is a sleeper agent for the KGB?

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 No.244900

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 No.244901

>>244897

Surprised he let you leave

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 No.244902

>>244896

You got in the cop's face, did you? You know an off duty copy can put themselves back on duty just by uttering a few magic words, right?

Everything is being monitored. SAPOL even formed a "right-wing extremist" monitoring team a couple of weeks ago. And celebrated in the usual style by bragging about it to News Ltd.

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 No.244903

>>244900

I shall have it tomorrow with the turkey breast roast I purchased this morning.

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 No.244904

>>244901

I paid in a way

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 No.244905

>>244904

hope you didn't have to swallow the gravy

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 No.244906

accelerate

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 No.244907

>>244902

>You got in the cop's face, did you?

yeha it was HOT

>uttering a few magic words

whats the magic word ?

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 No.244908

>>244907

>whats the magic word ?

"I am a police officer" is usually sufficient. Once they have identified themselves as such anything you continue to do will be assessed by the courts as if they were on duty. So assault police vs regular assault, etc.

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 No.244909

Oh so the trick is you have to assault them before they say the magic word ? Got it. Thanks.

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 No.244910

>>244909

Except in your case you already knew he was a cop, so all interaction you have after the day he booked you is treated as if he was on duty.

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 No.244911

The real trick is coming to my store to buy some refreshments.

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 No.244912

>tfw The moment you realize Hue wasn't the worst one out there

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 No.244913

>>244911

This and stop acting like a 14 year old anti-cop edgelord.

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 No.244914

>>244913

A well gooned NEET is a law abiding NEET.

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 No.244915

>>>/leftypol/2852352

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 No.244916

>>244914

This is why they've never banned alcohol. Just taxed the fuck out of it.

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 No.244917

>>244914

What if the neet is under 18?

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 No.244918

I'm not m one to pass judgements too early but I think I'm going to agree with the other NEETs and say that this nurofen plus bloke is a bit of a boong.

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 No.244919

>>244917

You can drink with parental consent in the home.

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 No.244920

>>244918

and not the good sort

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 No.244921

>>244919

Isn't that just in SA?

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 No.244922

>>244921

I am not a lawyer, but Mummybot law is the toughest in the land.

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 No.244923

>>244922

driving demerit points are nothing compared to good boy tendie points

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 No.244924

>>244923

I had some tendies today with my pasta.

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 No.244925

>>244924

Did you cut them up and put sauce over it all or what?

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 No.244926

>>244925

Yeah, I cut them up and mixed them in with the pasta.

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 No.244927

If I have too much goon I get a leaky gut the next day, I don't let that keep me from more goon though.

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 No.244928

>>244926

That's quite a novel idea. I might try that next time instead of meatballs. Thank you, fren.

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 No.244929

>>244918

He's an entertaining boong though

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 No.244930

>>244929

The Apple shop picture was amusing, but the other shit is just annoying. I don't know whether it's youthful naivety or if he's deliberately being a dickhead.

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 No.244931

>>244930

I suspect being a dickhead is his thing

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 No.244932

>>244911

Noice, But Dan Liquorland had your 12dollar goon 2 for 22dollars yesterday. Im torn Dan.

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 No.244933

>>244930

>>244931

post a picture yourself dickhead or are you too much of a brainlet to figure out a VPN ?

And relax i just bought some crypto and 4chan pass so now i can go back

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 No.244934

Do any of you /tv/ NEETs ever get near the end of a series and put off watching the last couple of episodes? I've only just gotten around to finishing Breaking Bad on DVD and have two episodes left. I can't yet bring myself to watch them. Not sure if it's because I'm worried they're going to be disappointing or because that will be the end of things.

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 No.244935

>>244918

Now that is just insulting to boongs.

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 No.244936

>>244933

>too much of a brainlet to figure out a VPN

what has that got to do with you being a dickhead?

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 No.244937

Maybe we should start false flagging with the neurofen flag until he stops using it.

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 No.244938

couldnt give a fucking shit

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 No.244939

>>244934

I've been doing that with the man the high castle. Joe Blake has been killed so I don't really want to watch on anyway but I still do.

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 No.244940

>>244937

Trouble is he'll just switch to a possum or wandjina or something.

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 No.244941

>>244939

Yeah I've still got S3 to watch of that. I torrented it all a couple of months back.

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 No.244942

>>244940

>>244938

I love being proved right before I even hit the post button.

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 No.244943

HEY GUYS, REMEMBER WHEN I BANNED JEW POSTING BECAUSE I'M SUCH A FUCKING FLAMING FAGGOT

I've currently got a boong shoving cocaine up my arse as I perform anilingus on a roadkill boong.

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 No.244944

>>244942

BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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 No.244945

>>244943

you remind me of fagneet getting butthurt at junkie BO

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 No.244950

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FFS

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 No.244953

>>244951

Have you ever considered that trying to crash an image board into a censored shithole where only 10 circlejerkers are allowed to post might backfire? I've never /pol/ posted here but you can go fuck yourself you lonely desperate faggot

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 No.244954

>>244946

>>244947

Nice.

Accelerate

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 No.244955

>>244953

>>>/reee/

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 No.244956

>>244946

>>244947

delete this shit please

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 No.244957

>>244953

bombing refugees is beyond pathetic

>>244956

i think only possum can do that :/

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 No.244959

>>244955

>FFS

>FFS

>DELETE THIS

>haha u mad bro

ok this is epic

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 No.244960

>>244934

I did that that to star trek Enterprise because I read the last episode was shit with how it ended

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 No.244961

>>244959

You seem pretty upset to me mate, have a sperg

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 No.244962

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 No.244963

Do you reckon cruisey is going to get CHINKED?

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 No.244964

>>244962

nignog gfs for everyone

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 No.244965

>>244963

i'd el oh el, but i'm not sure those girls are out of their teens

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 No.244966

>>244963

i would fuck the one on the left

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 No.244967

>>244966

he doesn't look very pleased about it

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 No.244968

>>244966

>fucking a monkey

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 No.244969

>>244967

Better than Chinese woman

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 No.244970

where can i pick up a young abbo to worship my dick

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 No.244971

>>244970

small town house parties on a saturday night

bring a goonbag and you'll have a whole tribe of cock worshippers age of consent and over, of course

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 No.244972

>>244965

Tbh its hard to tell. i thought that it could be but i decide it was fine since i they are probably malnourished and it makes them look younger. if possum wants to delete it he can

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 No.244973

>>244971

this is a myth

is there a website for these parties?

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 No.244974

>>244973

It happened all the time in the shithole town I grew up in. Never did it myself though, I can't get past the smell

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 No.244975

>>244948

IKTF what a fucking tosser

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 No.244976

>>244972

it's only national geopgraphic tier at any rate

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 No.244977

>>244927

Keep up the sustained work!

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 No.244978

>>244932

Craig's goon is cheaper because he adds his meth.

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 No.244979

>>244977

I did a poo this morning that was regular poo and then some wet stuff. The wet stuff was quite a bit of blood. I probably have bowel cancer. Not all that bothered as a heart attack is more likely to kill me at this stage.

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 No.244980

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 No.244981

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 No.244982

>>244979

>then some wet stuff. The wet stuff was quite a bit of blood

Up the goon intake.

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 No.244983

>>244979

you should really get that checked out

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 No.244984

>>244982

That's probably the problem. Alcohol and meat-only diets are known for colo-rectal cancer.

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 No.244985

>>244983

Why though? If I die undiagnosed, my mother and sister at least gets my cash holdings, physical assets, and superannuation. If I get diagnosed I can kiss all of that goodbye on ineffective drugs and treatment.

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 No.244986

>>244984

When heavily gooned there is no need to bother yourself with these concerns.

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 No.244987

>>244985

>and treatment.

There will be a lot of hands-up treatment!

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 No.244988

>>244979

highest quality post the entire thread so far.

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 No.244989

>>244985

You could get a robotic colon.

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 No.244990

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 No.244991

>>244989

Would it create bigger poos for NK?

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 No.244992

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 No.244993

>>244989

It would have to be batery powered, Imagine the problems a wind up one would cause

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 No.244994

>>244993

The proctologist could assist.

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 No.244995

>>244993

>>244994

It would be a built in design flaw.

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 No.244996

>>244989

as long as it has blades built in to counter unwanted proctologists

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 No.244997

>>244993

Could just make it corded and live the hermit life

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 No.244998

also, happy birthday to birthdayNEET whoever/wherever you are

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 No.244999

>>244998

Im here, thank you

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 No.245000

>>244998

We should get some bulge birthday shots.

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 No.245001

>>244999

Do you feel older? You're getting close to 25 now neeto

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 No.245002

Did anyone make him a cake?

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 No.245003

>>245002

that one neet has a spare cheesecake

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 No.245004

>>245003

If I transfer it to the fridge now, it should have thawed by dinner time.

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 No.245005

Poo

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 No.245006

big

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 No.245007

NK's

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 No.245008

bored boisterous neets

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 No.245009

>>245008

naughty noots

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 No.245010

>>245000

trips demand it

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 No.245011

>>245010

Cold weather is bad for quality bulges.

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 No.245012

>>245009

noot noot

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 No.245013

>>245011

We're not size queens here, honey

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 No.245014

instead of just deleting the two videos delete all my posts. nice.

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 No.245015

>>245014

never mind at least I'm not banned

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 No.245016

I can hear a strange reeing sound in the background

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 No.245017

Good.

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 No.245018

>>245016

you are by far the most autistic faggot here

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 No.245019

File: 1ee69576f207409⋯.gif (346.22 KB,498x298,249:149,pingu1.gif)

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 No.245020

>>245013

I bet you are.

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 No.245021

>>245016

you are by far the best NEET here

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 No.245022

>>245018

There's some strong competition.

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 No.245023

>>245021

I think I'd rather the other post be true tbh

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 No.245024

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 No.245025

File: 310083d021ad8c5⋯.jpg (11.6 KB,367x243,367:243,onions.jpg)

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 No.245026

>>245023

It's a shame we don't have a specific John flag.

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 No.245027

>>245022

I know and somehow you managed without posting a pic of your toilet bowl good job

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 No.245028

>>245016

Yes, I can hear it now as well, it just keeps going

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 No.245029

>>245018

my niece got diagnosed with the tism last week by two independent doctory-doos

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 No.245030

>>245029

Any word on the faggot diagnosis?

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 No.245031

>>245029

what age?

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 No.245032

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 No.245033

>>245030

She isn't a faggot, MATE.

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 No.245034

>>245028

ffs

ffs smdh

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 No.245035

>>245033

I was hoping she could take the title from me, it's weighing me down

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 No.245036

>>245031

4 or 5 I think. Only eats beige food, thinks she's a cat, etc, etc.

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 No.245037

>>245036

Only 15 or 16 years until she's walking through Dan's doors.

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 No.245038

>>245036

>>245036

do you have any sisters/nieces/cousins in the 15-18 age range?

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 No.245039

>>245036

and the family thinks it's mildly amusing. "Just like Uncle Weber hahahah"

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 No.245040

>>245038

smooth

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 No.245041

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 No.245042

>>245040

thanks

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 No.245043

>>245001

No, not really

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 No.245044

>>245043

Has your family done anything for you today?

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 No.245045

>>245044

Not really most forgot it was my birthday so then they wish me a happy birthday an hour or so later.

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 No.245046

>>245045

Yeah unfortunately once you're out of your teens people stop giving a shit. Once you come to understand that it's not so bad, but it can be jarring initially.

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 No.245047

>>245046

tbh no one beyond my immediate family really gave a shit in my teens anyway so not much has changed

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 No.245048

>>244788

>>>/leftypol/2852401

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 No.245049

>>245047

I think last year I didn't even realise until Motherbot raised it via SMS.

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 No.245050

>>245048

I gave you some respekt

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 No.245051

Shire:

How hard would it be to get a self-welded motor bike framed certified?

I've done a welding course, own pipe bending gear, and there are Harley frame plans available on the interwebs.

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 No.245052

Rape Match: One Dan vs Two Craigs with three boongs

Who wins?

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 No.245053

File: e2e732224e2551b⋯.mp4 (10.98 MB,1280x720,16:9,a.mp4)

Ok, here they are.

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 No.245054

>>245036

>Only eats beige food

Christ.

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 No.245055

File: 2732cffbe5ab000⋯.mp4 (15.15 MB,1280x720,16:9,b.mp4)

The last 4 are 4 minutes long.

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 No.245056

>>245052

Dan.

Provided he has been practising his ironbar karta, he could take the three boong's knees out in one 360 degree rotation.

The two Craigs are no-doubt retarded and can be killed by bashing their heads together.

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 No.245057

>>245052

>two Craigs

we all lose

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 No.245058

File: cc395bcb3daecdd⋯.mp4 (15.62 MB,1280x720,16:9,c.mp4)

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 No.245059

File: a1091575399552d⋯.mp4 (15.07 MB,1280x720,16:9,d.mp4)

>>245052

Dan would only have an edge because he has UNNA on his side. They need to free themselves of his grasp.

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 No.245060

File: 5e35908056219a2⋯.mp4 (14.93 MB,1280x720,16:9,e.mp4)

I have thought about this deletion proposal.

I think if the actual Gen is stickied then if there was only 5 that could be ok.

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 No.245061

File: 913b2ef2d0e8831⋯.mp4 (14.31 MB,1280x720,16:9,f.mp4)

So if some knob comes and makes 5 non NEET gen threads as a joke, it doesn't knock the actual gen off if it's stickied.

Each actual gen would need to be stickied as soon as it was made though.

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 No.245062

File: 43adac34df8b533⋯.mp4 (13.31 MB,1280x720,16:9,g.mp4)

Last one. He asked if I wanted a painting and I asked for a Wandjina

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 No.245063

>>245053

Boomers

RISE UP

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 No.245064

>>245060

It's a fuckin' squid JAG not a squid jig, you fuckers.

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 No.245065

>>245064

Doesn't rhyme so no it isn't.

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 No.245066

>>245065

I swear on my dead Dad I'll fuck you cunts up.

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 No.245067

Why does this cunt have a stainless steel kitchen on wheels and an empty fish tank?

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 No.245068

Does anyone here know of good online sources for teaching guitar? I bought a guitar yesterday's pay day.

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 No.245069

>>245068

What sort of guitar?

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 No.245070

>>245061

A Cleaveland Steamer is where you shit on their chest, fuck Cruisey.

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 No.245071

>>245066

I'll jog your prig nig

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 No.245072

JIG

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 No.245073

>>245070

Am I supposed to know this?

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 No.245074

File: 39ef997d3e11fab⋯.jpg (1.89 MB,2160x2160,1:1,20190330_161104[1].jpg)

>>245069

Standard acoustic. Or do you mean the specific guitar I bought?

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 No.245075

>>245074

Just the type.

I shall ponder your question.

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 No.245076

>>245062

Mens Rea you fuck.

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 No.245077

>>245062

Good stuff, he's an entertaining guy

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 No.245078

>>245074

what is that book in the background?

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 No.245079

>>245074

I am using the Hal Leonard Banjo Method Books 1 and 2 at the moment.

He/They also have a Guitar Method book. Might be a good starting point if you can't afford a human to teach you.

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 No.245080

>>245076

cleverNEET

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 No.245081

>>245077

Thought you'd like it.

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 No.245082

>>245059

>>245058

My teaching are doing well for you

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 No.245083

>>245079

There will also be a myriad of "courses" on YouTube. The problem comes in identifying what is a proper course of instruction vs some retard thinking they're being helpful.

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 No.245084

>>245080

most neets have mens rea in addition to diarrhea.

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 No.245085

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 No.245086

>>245081

Any further video plans?

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 No.245087

https://8ch.net/leftypol/res/2852411.html

They killed our other thread.

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 No.245088

>>245074

learn it good so you can join the commune band

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 No.245089

>>245025

He came?

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 No.245090

>>245089

passed a sperm the size of an onion

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 No.245091

>>245084

A mens rea is often filled with diarrhea

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 No.245092

>>245085

Cheers, intellectrical conversation is what I'm all about.

>>245086

None at present.

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 No.245093

Rape

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 No.245094

File: 0b152a9bb79149b⋯.png (2.75 MB,1972x1290,986:645,ClipboardImage.png)

File: db659e63c7cca6c⋯.png (1.05 MB,1200x900,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1ede6f4981d5af6⋯.png (5.72 MB,2419x1613,2419:1613,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 5fdb2f3fcdbc755⋯.png (346.66 KB,500x454,250:227,ClipboardImage.png)

Monkfish

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 No.245095

>>245093

No thank you.

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 No.245096

>>245094

>Monkfish

just how i imagined he looks

slimy cunt

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 No.245097

>>245096

With some tender care and preparation he is delicious.

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 No.245098

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 No.245099

File: 3e49faffed4746a⋯.jpg (7.29 KB,221x228,221:228,images.jpg)

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 No.245100

>>245097

if he can be bothered showing up

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 No.245101

File: 5db75a151f4802d⋯.jpg (258.92 KB,1600x915,320:183,oil-in-water-glass_1600.jpg)

i dont usually poo post but i cooked a big lamb and garlic roast the other night. Last night i ate the congealed mess at the bottom of the tray before i went out and and i have been leaking oil all day if you know what i mean

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 No.245102

>>245101

>i dont usually shit post but i ate a big penis and load of cum the other night. Last night i ate the congealed poo at the bottom of the toilet before i went out and and i have been leaking blood all day if you know what i mean

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 No.245103

i watch cartoon porn

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 No.245104

>>245102

>>245103

up ya bum dickhead

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 No.245105

Wank clank

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 No.245106

>>245105

what happened to the neet with tthe broken dick

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 No.245107

>>245106

Theses people have names.

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 No.245108

Hungover as fuck.

Slept in till 5pm

Time for delivery meal and cone

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 No.245109

>>245106

Shire got pills and Cindy is very satisfied.

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 No.245110

>>245108

what time di you get home fren ? and wasnt that 4:59am spliff glorious

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 No.245111

PORT POWER

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 No.245112

File: 2ae2f6b6ff60ce1⋯.jpg (59.08 KB,480x480,1:1,Dan.jpg)

>>245108

better get something to wash your meal down with

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 No.245113

>>245111

never tear us apart unna

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 No.245114

>>245062

looks like a fun guy, thanks for the vids m8

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 No.245115

Rang that bitch at Channel 7 again, even though I was fairly sure Harry Potter was tomorrow night. God she has a bad attitude.

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 No.245116

i always used catch a taxi home.. but not home and have a spliff while walking the 200m downhill back home @ 5pm real dream time unna

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 No.245117

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 No.245118

Wondering how my life got to this fucked up state

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 No.245119

>>245118

blame it on the jews and relax mate

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 No.245120

>>245117

just ignore this dropped pie cunt

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 No.245121

>>245115

you should write to J. K. Rowling and tell her the problems you have been having

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 No.245122

>>245118

Sounds like you need a wank

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 No.245123

>>245112

Dan do you have woven bags assembled traditionally in remote communites for my goon bags ? my faaty liver is failing me but i love you Dan

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 No.245124

Thinking about Aboriginal Gynecology

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 No.245125

>>245116

Get a car you boong UNNA

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 No.245126

>>245117

> catch @5am to home

> but not to home to top off hill with view

> watch sunrise and have spliff

> walk 300m down hill

> put aircon on

> pass out for 10 hours

>>245120

you sound like a lot of fun. please post a picture brainlet

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 No.245127

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 No.245128

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 No.245129

Dinner time in an hour

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 No.245130

>>245126

why do you space your meme arrows

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 No.245131

>>245121

All J.K Rowling will do is tell the NEET that he and Cruisey were gay all along and have an intense sexual relationship

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 No.245132

>>245129

Soup time?

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 No.245133

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 No.245134

>>245130

phone posting on vpn cant torrent on my main machine while running VPN

>dilema

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 No.245135

>>245131

jk rowling: *spinning roulette wheel* wizards used to.. *spins the wheel again* shit themselves

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 No.245136

>>245134

what you torrenting?

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 No.245137

>>245131

That doesn't sound incorrect

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 No.245138

File: 9ba0c7b84a75189⋯.jpg (3.98 MB,4608x3456,4:3,IMG20190330180043.jpg)

>>245132

Thai Peanut Satay Sauce

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 No.245139

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 No.245140

>>245138

Intense poos

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 No.245141

File: 1a22075a0f968c4⋯.png (208.72 KB,1831x950,1831:950,b8fca928-58ce-4559-bf67-d4….png)

>>245136

thanks for asking fren

>literally this

>this

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 No.245142

File: c5af7957d7526f9⋯.jpg (31.04 KB,550x550,1:1,143998300234333.jpg)

>>245141

some very nice stuff there mate

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 No.245143

Fuckin Scooby-Doo on Go has a badly animated dog

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 No.245144

With a high rise view of the city below

And a jag on the basement floor

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 No.245145

Vodka and water for my 6pm breakfast

Might have a wank and another cone

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 No.245146

>>245145

You boong

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 No.245147

>>245145

Sounds like you need a wank

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 No.245148

>>245142

jesus christ mate i have lived fast and loose and never have done that ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

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 No.245149

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 No.245150

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fuck yeah cunt

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 No.245151

Holly Brisley was only 16 when she started on Agro's Cartoon Connection.

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 No.245152

>>245151

Now we're gonna have to start deleting her videos under ausneets no-pedo rule

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 No.245153

>>245145

Time for a poo to?

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 No.245154

>>245152

Only vids I've seen have been Anne-Marie ones. She was definitely of age.

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 No.245155

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>245151

we need to clone Anne-Marie and give one to every NEET fuck she was prime

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 No.245156

Going to go to my friends's place, I probably won't be back until tomorrow. Night Night NEETs.

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 No.245157

>>245155

It's funny now realising why Dad took such an interest in Agro before school.

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 No.245158

>>245156

Have fun, mate.

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 No.245159

File: 488f46fc6918f12⋯.jpg (125.69 KB,800x1241,800:1241,800px-Holly_Valance_1800-1.jpg)

>>245151

WRONG HOLY

>>245156

nite fren

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 No.245160

>>245156

Night, have fun.

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 No.245161

>>245157

>>245157

>>245157

It's funny now realising why MUM took such an interest in Agro before school.

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 No.245162

Toasty toasty's, trackie dacks, pasito and watching Power smash.

Comfy as.

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 No.245163

Think nurofen NEET is getting a bit of a hard time from some of you.

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 No.245164

ProteinNEET actually has a nice figure

Reminds me of myself, wearing trackies and watching anime

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 No.245165

>>245159

>WRONG HOLY

No, look at her wikipedia article.

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 No.245166

>>245161

Why did you quote it 3 times?

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 No.245167

My ISP DNS-blocked 8ch, what a bunch of cucks.

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 No.245168

Oh no, they say he's got to go go go godzilla

Oh no, there goes tokyo go go godzilla

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 No.245169

>>245164

He is getting a fat gut, he was better built in years past.

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 No.245170

>>245167

what ISP?

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 No.245171

>>245165

now im scared

>>245166

cum on trackpad

>>245167

all AU mobile carriers are blocked

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 No.245172

>tfw no gang of mates with their misso's and kids to catch up with on a weekend every school holidays, kids go knee boarding and we fish on the river while knocking back tinnies then smoking cones on the river beach at night once the kids have all gone to bed in their tents.

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 No.245173

>>245172

Sounds like you need a wank

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 No.245174

File: d66dc5c8d2ca917⋯.jpg (2.58 MB,5008x2396,1252:599,IMG_0002.JPG)

> raining

> sunsets

Ok now this is epic

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 No.245175

>>245172

I know that feel

>whole world of possibilities in my life

>spend it in my room drinking and browsing chans

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 No.245176

>>245168

Blue Oyster Cult?

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 No.245177

>>245173

>sitting around the fire, teaching the lad how to gut fish with carp and letting him loose for hours at a time because there's no one around. Catching him feeling up my mates daughter and then having a laugh about it with the mate that night.

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 No.245178

>>245170

Optarse.

They brag about it here and get shredded in the comments: https://yescrowd.optus.com.au/t5/Broadband-Telephony/Censorship/m-p/548435

>Stick to what you do best which is supplying a second rate Internet service

Savage.

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 No.245179

File: 4b148aa64fa68b4⋯.jpg (208.4 KB,940x529,940:529,indigenous2.jpg)

>>245172

>>245177

>one day unna

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 No.245180

>>245171

>all AU mobile carriers are blocked

I fixed the problem in three seconds by setting my nameserver to 8.8.8.8

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 No.245181

Four corners special on the gen

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 No.245182

>>245162

Hopefully my eags will bounce back tonight

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 No.245183

File: 1b62a8831f54117⋯.jpg (116.02 KB,821x735,821:735,2019-03-28 12.08.54 forums….jpg)

>>245178

Optus Corporate are headquartered in Singaprore

> let that sink in

The best online forums about ISP in AU is whirpool and look at what their chief "benevolant" mod posted

> let that sink in

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 No.245184

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 No.245185

>>245181

They interviewing proctologists in rural and remote aboriginal communities again?

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 No.245186

>>245183

I never got the sense that Whingepool was in any way good. Lol @ hidden by a mod. Lol @ closing a thread.

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 No.245187

Bloody Blues

53 both

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 No.245188

>>245174

hey thats a really nice photo, i wanna be your firend

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 No.245189

>>245183

What do you think about taking them to the TIO? Even if the TIO doesn't do anything, it'll cost Optus, what, $600 for their virtue signaling? I want this shit to come at a cost so people stop doing it.

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 No.245190

>>245180

someone should take over the ip address 1.4.8.8 and use it as a censorship free dns server for places like 8ch

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 No.245191

>>245186

Even when I worked for an ISP, it was interesting just how far everybody in the business was prepared to bend over for government and it's agencies. Collectively they could have told the government to go fuck itself, but didn't.

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 No.245192

>>245190

Pretty sure Cloudflare got their hands on 1.0.0.0/8

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 No.245193

>>245191

I don't think the govt even asked them to do this, I think they did it to show they're such good goys. That's why they need to be punished.

>>245190

Lmao nice.

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 No.245194

File: 71510c993a63216⋯.jpg (55.98 KB,634x407,634:407,yes.jpg)

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 No.245195

>>245192

Nah, it's chinked:

whois 1.4.8.8

% [whois.apnic.net]

% Whois data copyright terms http://www.apnic.net/db/dbcopyright.html

% Information related to '1.4.8.0 - 1.4.15.255'

% Abuse contact for '1.4.8.0 - 1.4.15.255' is 'anti-spam@ns.chinanet.cn.net'

inetnum: 1.4.8.0 - 1.4.15.255

netname: CHINANET-GD

descr: CHINANET Guangdong province network

descr: Data Communication Division

descr: China Telecom

country: CN

admin-c: CH93-AP

tech-c: IC83-AP

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 No.245196

>>245194

>hortler flag

>huwyte power hand signal

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 No.245197

>>245191

You should have redirected them to meatspin and told them the spin virus infected their computers.

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 No.245198

>>245193

>I don't think the govt even asked them to do this, I think they did it to show they're such good goys. That's why they need to be punished.

Nah, even pre-2010, [agency] demanded that equipment be installed in one ISP's datacentre and it was made so with nary an argument.

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 No.245199

Czech my dubs.

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 No.245200

Big Abo Poo

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 No.245201

>>245198

I've seen the spook cage in the Connect dot com data center. I don't think they use it to fuck with DNS requests though.

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 No.245202

that feel when comparable lifestyle to ProteinNEET except with a whole lot of alcohol thrown in the mix

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 No.245203

>>245201

This wasn't DNS, it was ADSL netflow monitoring.

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 No.245204

>>245203

That makes much more sense. I wonder if they stored all the netflow data in the same DC.

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 No.245205

>>245204

It wasn't stored in this ISP's, it was getting sent elsewhere.

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 No.245206

>>245205

I should clarify this wasn't *everything*, this was selective, but they certainly had the capability.

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 No.245207

Big UNNA flag behind the goals

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 No.245208

>>245205

I'm sure this data was very valuable in their efforts to defend us against islamophobia

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 No.245209

File: 44a33b5139ba0b0⋯.jpg (1.36 MB,3264x2448,4:3,IMG_0005.JPG)

>>245188

Thanks fren.

> had to buy a brand new phone just to use with my VPN of choice

> wasn't gonna break my jailbreak on primary device for this nonsense

> things have gotten far too dangerous

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 No.245210

>>245206

I wonder what the selection criteria were.

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 No.245211

>>245210

Presumably the subject of a valid court-signed warrant, but who knows.

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 No.245212

>tfw wanting to fly high with the birds and bring my dream to life Flying Proctologist

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 No.245213

>>245211 (checked)

L

M

F

A

O

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 No.245214

>>245209

conky?

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 No.245215

>>245209

Odd use of stats and downloads on the left.

I myself use a tree style tabs plugin

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 No.245216

>>245087

This thread hasn't been killed yet.

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 No.245217

A suitcase full of gloves, one (1) enema kit and an oil barrel of lube is all I would I need.

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 No.245218

62-59 ports way. Good wet game. 1 quarter to go

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 No.245219

Brenda Fraser is up next on 73 in The Mummy Returns.

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 No.245220

>>245216

What's the context for the proctology joke?

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 No.245221

>you will never powerslide while bombing a huge hill in sanfran

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 No.245222

>>245219

>Brenda Fraser

Oh my

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 No.245223

>>245202

>never been here

>becomes named NEET

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 No.245224

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 No.245225

>>245184

optus are cucks but no mobile broadband provider is uncucked and ever will be after Brento's live stream - you can freely browse the chans alone in your iinet / internode wired cave

>>245186

whirlpool are fucking telcom industy insiders they know the magic words they can act like pretentious assholes i would

>>245189

TIO arent a fucking alphabet soup agency. They cant fight an alphabet soup agency although the idea of some geurila war off atrition does appeal to me

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 No.245226

File: a86f0bd429adc58⋯.png (Spoiler Image,3.93 MB,2048x1536,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.245227

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 No.245228

>>245226

What is that goop?

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 No.245229

>>245226

rub it over my ececutive belly please

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 No.245230

Hallo

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 No.245231

>>245225

>TIO arent a fucking alphabet soup agency. They cant fight an alphabet soup agency although the idea of some geurila war off atrition does appeal to me

It would be amusing to try and pit the TIO, Consumer Affairs, and the various police/intelligence agencies against each other. Nothing will change, but it would be a fantastic waste of taxypayer money.

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 No.245232

Hey cumguzzlers

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 No.245233

>>245231

> fantastic waste of taxypayer money.

they waste enough now, not that I pay much these days

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 No.245234

thats some noice acceleration you got there

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 No.245235

Imagine Waleed Aly doing a presentation on this board

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 No.245236

>>245235

Give it a few weeks. It has to sound like he's been deep cover for a month or more.

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 No.245237

>>245235

you mean showing a compilation of NKs best poos?

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 No.245238

>>245232

Goon afternoon.

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 No.245239

File: 2dbb1435d3fe4ed⋯.gif (2.49 MB,400x224,25:14,1540167035802.gif)

>>245235

i dare him i double dare him

> doubt it

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 No.245240

>>245228

Maine lobster tails stuffed with scallops and Alaskan Crab. Topped with chef's signature butter sauce “The drip”

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 No.245241

>>245240

Ah ok. The bottom looked like lobster, but then I thought maybe schnitzels and cheese.

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 No.245242

File: b624c3da6c3954b⋯.jpg (13.53 KB,320x272,20:17,Christian-Bale.jpg)

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 No.245243

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 No.245244

File: 72310b1309319e3⋯.gif (2.65 MB,200x250,4:5,1544548683444.gif)

>>245195

BASED MR EUREKA ROBOT

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 No.245245

Ordered more vodka

Looks like its another weekend bender lads

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 No.245246

>tfw on 3rd longneck, stereo blasting out steve n seagulls, entire room is vibrating from the bass, feel good

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 No.245247

>>245245

Boong-O or Boongka

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 No.245248

File: a2acbcc916b9976⋯.png (55.79 KB,542x201,542:201,if you stare into the dan .png)

>>245245

where from

>>245246

noice !

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 No.245249

File: 3774ed95a9867e7⋯.jpg (73.75 KB,1200x1200,1:1,chom.jpg)

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 No.245250

>>245245

Good on you. I've had 12 cans of Pirate Life IPA (1.9 std each) and half a bottle of red so far.

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 No.245251

Got some matches on Bumble, NEETs

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 No.245252

>>245250

ever feel shaky the next morning ? asking fo a friend.

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 No.245253

>>245251

is that the one where women have the first say?

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 No.245254

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 No.245255

>>245251

> *clanking* intensifies

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 No.245256

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 No.245257

>>245231

Exactly.

>>245235

Imagine Waleed Aly's public execution.

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 No.245258

>>245257

(in minecraft)

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 No.245259

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 No.245260

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 No.245261

>>245252

Absolutely. Also the grog bog.

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 No.245262

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 No.245263

File: d8772e1d0f56ca8⋯.png (215.19 KB,500x850,10:17,nuke melbourne.png)

>>245257

Dont worry WA and QLD are secretly working on nukes to nuke Melbourne.

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 No.245264

>>245263

wants to nuke melbourne

drives left-hand drive vehicle

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 No.245265

The first girl sent a message saying "Do you wake up to the first alarm clock?" What did she mean by this

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 No.245266

>>245264

She typed "cock" wrong I guess.

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 No.245267

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 No.245268

>>245256

It's customers like (You) that make me proud.

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 No.245269

>>245264

oh geez

>t. melbourne

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 No.245270

>>245265

Say yes.

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 No.245271

What should I order for bender breakfast

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 No.245272

>>245265

Say no, unless it's an alarm for Dan.

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 No.245273

>>245265

Say no.

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 No.245274

>>245265

The first alarm is a blowjob

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 No.245275

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 No.245276

File: 596affcf4081dc6⋯.jpg (1.04 MB,2448x2448,1:1,IMG_7513.JPG)

>>245268

Dan listen to me Dan. Start Selling Collapsible Cups.

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 No.245277

>>245265

Say you're not going to sleep a wink with your cock in her shit tunnel

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 No.245278

>>245276

Isn't that just a goon bag? It collapses as you chug?

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 No.245279

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 No.245280

>>245277 (checked)

Give her the old dirtpipe milkshake followed by an O-ring blowout

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 No.245281

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 No.245282

>>245278

No longer possible to chug the chug with CCTV cameras everywhere

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 No.245283

>>245270

I responded with "Absolutely. I'm a light sleeper" I wonder where she's going to go with this

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 No.245284

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 No.245285

Second girl says "Hey! How are? you"

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 No.245286

File: 4a3dc21a6f43d6b⋯.png (Spoiler Image,505.22 KB,620x370,62:37,ClipboardImage.png)

IT'S MORE THAN A SPORT

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 No.245287

>>245232

sup baby

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 No.245288

>>245283

maybe she just wanted to know if you liked a bit of a sleep in before you started the day instead of just jumping right into it

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 No.245289

>>245285

tell her to mind her own fuckin business

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 No.245290

This second girl is a Muslim, what is she doing on such an adulterous app

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 No.245291

>>245285

Welp, looks like you're on track for a threeway.

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 No.245292

>>245285

say great or I have had a great day, glad its saturday……..etc

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 No.245293

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>245282

Time to go shopping m8

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 No.245294

>>245282

Just do it at home UNNA

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 No.245295

>>245290

offer her a bacon sandwich, followed by your pork sword

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 No.245296

>>245290

You should ask her, and say that you're sympathetic to Assad

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 No.245297

>>245295

Pork is haraam, give her the hot beef injection.

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 No.245298

>>245292

look at this chode i mean chad

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 No.245299

>>245297

so is sex before marriage and dating without an escort

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 No.245300

>>245292

What happens if she asked why I'm glad it's Sunday? I'm a NEET

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 No.245301

that feel when no neets posting pics of their rooms or desk on this saturday night

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 No.245302

>>245299

Pretty sure most NEETs pre-book a date

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 No.245303

>>245300

say jesus

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 No.245304

File: edeb3c43b8ef27d⋯.png (427.22 KB,480x480,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.245305

>>245300 (checked)

It's not Sunday.

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 No.245306

>>245303

also it's saturday dum dum

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 No.245307

>>245301

looks the same as usual.

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 No.245308

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 No.245309

>>245115

Go down to video ezy and rent Harry potter

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 No.245310

>>245305

>>245306

Thanks for catching that, I'm cooked

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 No.245311

>>245301

lead by example fuck nigger

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 No.245312

>>245309

video ezy was your mummybot's nom de plume

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 No.245313

>>245300

tell her about your hobbies what you like to do, if you see your mum or something on a sunday tell her that, if you like to watch a movie or something, or go LOL I like wasteing a lot of time online

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 No.245314

>>245313

>tell her about your hobbies

I don't really have any hobbies, all I do is sit around and clank

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 No.245315

File: 09d26be9a5bd436⋯.png (2.09 MB,1400x933,1400:933,ClipboardImage.png)

Craving something special

I want some garlic butter scallops with roe on on pasta

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 No.245316

>>245314

i've been telling you what to say to each of these bitches

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 No.245317

>>245315

absolute shit

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 No.245318

>>245316

I'm working on it

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 No.245319

>>245318

have you dropped the shit pipe comment on the first one yet?

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 No.245320

>>245317

You don't know what you're on about.,

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 No.245321

>>245319

No, but I was pondering the Dan's comment

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 No.245322

rachel weiz was quite fuckable in da mummybot movies

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 No.245323

>>245320

im the posh cunt here and i had schnitty for tea

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 No.245324

Sea scallops with Roe in a saffron cream sauce. Sea scallops, white wine, butter, cream, saffron. Served with fresh tagliatelle pasta.

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 No.245325

>>245323

Schnitty is basically uncut tendies.

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 No.245326

>>245324

what wank fest are you attending?

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 No.245327

>>245301

>that feel when no neets posting pics

so you dont read the thread and are just after short term (You)'s. Got it.

>>245174

>>245209

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 No.245328

File: 3d60372f86b7668⋯.png (86.28 KB,1080x2160,1:2,Screenshot_2019-03-30-20-1….png)

Waiting for a response

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 No.245329

>>245314

does she have a profile setup? if so see if there is anything that matches up to your interests and use that as a starting point

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 No.245330

>>245322

how fuckable is Brenda Fraser

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 No.245331

>>245328

I cant write with exclamation points.

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 No.245332

>>245328

That isn't what I told you to say.

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 No.245333

>>245328

Like

>>245329

said, find something in her photos and/or profile that you can comment on then do so

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 No.245334

>>245326

Quality seafood cream sauce convention.

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 No.245335

>>245327

Giving yourself (You)'s doesn't count.

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 No.245336

Sea salt red rock deli chips and twelve (12) peronis

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 No.245337

>>245333

>find something in her photos and/or profile that you can comment on

like her being a brown curry nigger

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 No.245338

According to her bio she's @Deakin, hopefully Monk doesn't make a move on her

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 No.245339

>>245336

You are doing damage to your insides.

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 No.245340

>>245338

ask her if she likes mudkipz

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 No.245341

>>245337

Poojeeta's are a fine delicacy. You will need to refine your taste to become part of our collective.

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 No.245342

>>245338

Ask her if she wants to meet for coffee or lunch.

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 No.245343

File: 5bd1025c7a0d5f4⋯.jpg (2.8 MB,3264x2448,4:3,IMG_6969.JPG)

christ im wooosey after all this goon and poppy seed tea dont even feel like smoko UNNA

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 No.245344

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.245345

>>245342

Tell her you know a street nobody has shit in yet.

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 No.245346

>>245328

you could have also replied

Hey I'm great but I'm kinda new to all this online dating stuff and not really sure how this all works so I'm a bit nervous, have you done this before?

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 No.245347

>>245346

>Hey I'm great but I've never had relations with a woman before

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 No.245348

>>245346

A couple times, I've never met anyone worth seeing IRL before though. If it doesn't work out soon, I think I'll give us. xx

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 No.245349

>>245345

That's a new one.

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 No.245350

File: 49bd1e46dd04c52⋯.png (707.11 KB,1080x2160,1:2,Screenshot_2019-03-30-20-1….png)

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 No.245351

>>245347

thats their default position after dtecting you spent a few weeks without dealing with a womans shit

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 No.245352

>>245328

Just tell her you wanna fuck. Literally mothing else you can say on the god forsaken dating apps

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 No.245353

>>245337

See! Exactly!

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 No.245354

>>245350

cancer muslim is right

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 No.245355

>>245341

REPENT

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 No.245356

>>245350

>Muslim

>cancer

checks out

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 No.245357

>>245350

She's cute. Good luck. Has she texted back yet?

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 No.245358

>>245350

What app is that?

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 No.245359

>>245350

OH NONONONONONONON

> the rule used to no elbows no deal

> now its no jaw or neck

yeah this is definitely accelerating

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 No.245360

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 No.245361

Dont be a cuck go smash that sand nigger pussy

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 No.245362

>>245355

How out of the loop are you?

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 No.245363

>>245350

Ask her what her gym routine is then start the crusade and take back Jerusalem DEUS VULT DEUS VULT

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 No.245364

>>245352

he could say he's studying to become a proctologist and wants to work in rural and remote aboriginal communities in the future.

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 No.245365

Craving something special

I want some new clients with virgin arseholes on my examination table.

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 No.245366

>>245354

LMAO

>>245356

LMAO

>>245361

Sound advice.

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 No.245367

>>245361

> sand nigger pussy

no such thing.jpg even their pornstars are shit no wonder why they rape goats and groom young boys

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 No.245368

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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 No.245369

No response yet, NEETs. Looks like I fucked up

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 No.245370

>>245369

she just wanted validation

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 No.245371

>>245367

If you take a goat up a mountain, you must position it near the edge of the cliff. When you fuck it pushing forward it will always push back into you.

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 No.245372

The chips have dulled my hunger but I will need to eat soon

Might get some fried rice

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 No.245373

File: 4c3c0c1ef845a10⋯.png (Spoiler Image,1.02 MB,1080x2160,1:2,Screenshot_2019-03-30-20-3….png)

*clanks*

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 No.245374

>>245373

what is her hourly rate?

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 No.245375

>tfw really wanna fuck some chick

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 No.245376

>>245373

Is that data stream sustainable?

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 No.245377

>>245369

Next time you match just ask if they wanna fuck, then after that flirt and small talk. Or just give up

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 No.245378

>>245367

I thought you were trying to be like us.

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 No.245379

>tfw making progress on my models

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 No.245380

>>245377

Amatuer, a true NEET downloads GPS changing apps and triangulates her location. Meeting her in person provides a better opportunity to ask her that question.

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 No.245381

>>245369

Leave her on the back burner and go back to swiping or whatever. Don't keep messaging in the absence of replies, it makes you look like a loser.

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 No.245382

>>245369

She's probably just asking her friend or whatever if she's doing something wrong. Same as what you're doing.

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 No.245383

>>245373

The beauty of the white Aryan woman must nev-

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 No.245384

>>245380

Back door entry neet

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 No.245385

>>245380

Pathetic, the real trick is to just drive around the city until you work out where she is and then yell "IM COMING FOR THAT VIRGIN ASSHOLE"

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 No.245386

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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 No.245387

>>245383

Don't worry anon, she's clearly Jewish

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 No.245388

>>245387

she has her pants on, how do you know she is circumcised?

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 No.245389

>>245384

>IKTF

>>245385

With an app it can takes about 3 minutes. Change location, log in, check, change location, log in, check. This is all assuming they have the location setting on.

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 No.245390

>>245386

Well bantered.

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 No.245391

Goon night NEETs.

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 No.245392

File: 91c0f51128a5a5d⋯.jpg (119.59 KB,405x400,81:80,400.jpg)

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 No.245393

>>245388 (checked, hailed)

Excellent point.

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 No.245394

>>245391

night m8

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 No.245395

File: b35b6168015d3d7⋯.jpg (57.56 KB,520x640,13:16,TheProject_About_WaleedAly….jpg)

>>245237

I love big poos

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 No.245396

>>245391

too sson

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 No.245397

>>245395

Dumb ass can't even wear his tie at the correct length

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 No.245398

>>245391

night mate

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 No.245399

You guys are getting a bit narky. What's up?

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 No.245400

>>245391

good night

sleep tight

don't let the bum rash bite

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 No.245401

File: 22d12e67c52b0d4⋯.jpeg (19.31 KB,384x384,1:1,images_17.jpeg)

>>245399

>tfw no sand nigger gf

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 No.245402

any lefty shill on msm tv would have numerous cucumber sized members up their ass daily and Seroquel

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 No.245403

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 No.245404

>>245395

no surprises there Wallah Akbar

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 No.245405

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

gooned up sheilas

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 No.245406

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 No.245407

File: 4f9deaf6cc5325e⋯.jpeg (110.57 KB,1000x704,125:88,vast.jpeg)

Thinking about the stolen generation again

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 No.245408

File: e1b59e81e9c8123⋯.png (363.15 KB,390x585,2:3,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 9f5e1e687d584ef⋯.png (924.98 KB,683x1024,683:1024,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 6337ee9ee0c01d6⋯.png (98.18 KB,183x275,183:275,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 928dfdb27db5d7f⋯.png (2.37 MB,1241x1186,1241:1186,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.245409

>>245407

So funny…

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 No.245410

>>245399

> GNAA

> NPC

>>245399

we are shook and Dan's been giving us the shakes

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 No.245411

>>245407

I hope proper protological care was given to the stolen generation

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 No.245412

>>245410

> GNAA

Gay Nigger Association of America?

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 No.245413

Can someone explain the proctology meme? I've been away for a while.

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 No.245414

>>245407

Times are changing.

They will learn the error in their ways and learn how to live harmoniously with their planet again.

I hope.

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 No.245415

>>245412

Nurofen

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 No.245416

>>245412

lol

That's what comes up when you search it.

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 No.245417

>>245412

>Pattern matches to Slashdot meme

30yo boomer detected.

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 No.245418

>>245416

it's a very old joke

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 No.245419

File: 1b264d2447feb6b⋯.jpg (19.72 KB,310x206,155:103,3oxvpr.jpg)

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 No.245420

>>245416

I'm not joking, what does he mean by GNAA then since I associate GNAA with Weev's old group

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 No.245421

>>245415

>nurofen

its lack of neurofen plus. its banned and so are we. hence i hope you the dialectic of hegelian i am prescribing (yOU)

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 No.245422

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 No.245423

>>245421

It's not banned you just need a script. Also that is half the strength of general codeine tablets.

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 No.245424

File: 1bf62aaaa14fafc⋯.png (134.81 KB,398x397,398:397,39922ce8.png)

25mg of seroquel down the hatch

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 No.245425

>>245424

I wish you didn't take that.

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 No.245426

Coles have really improved their soft drinks since the last time I had them.

Their lime and lemon ones are pretty good.

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 No.245427

>>245422 (checked)

That's it? I assumed there was something in the news about bumrape in remote Aboriginal communities.

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 No.245428

File: 2d27a19e0e327f8⋯.gif (2.86 MB,480x271,480:271,DGIzP49.gif)

My Man !

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 No.245429

>>245424

psychoneet

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 No.245430

>>245424

good night

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 No.245431

>>245426

they are made at the exact same factory and coles buys more in bulk then they can sell their oen brand and leverages that to undercut them

WELCOME TO LATE STAGE CAPITALSM

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 No.245432

File: 4f3ca3d3f3df5fe⋯.jpg (105.83 KB,532x1200,133:300,1510374092001.jpg)

sitting in a dark room drinking vodka straight to the dome by myself

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 No.245433

File: def1b3b9821a9d2⋯.png (11.06 KB,1142x194,571:97,Screenshot_2019-03-30 Quet….png)

Hmmmmmm

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 No.245434

>>245431

Nice larp faggot

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 No.245435

File: dd08ead0a00d6a8⋯.png (165.7 KB,722x442,361:221,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.245436

>>245433

Sounds like seroquel neet cucked you, mate

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 No.245437

>>245431

LATE STAGE CANCER MUSLIM

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 No.245438

Noice. But beleive me bastshit crazy people would be prescribed a fuck tonne of seroquel and offload it to speed addicts and normies looking to get high. This happened all the time. Normies would pay for pills then fall asleep and not remember anything

> Seroquelled

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 No.245439

>>245438

a concerning post

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 No.245440

>>245435

this is getting sad

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 No.245441

>tfw slightly inebriated

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 No.245442

Might go live with me nan in a country town to detox my lifestyle

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 No.245443

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 No.245444

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 No.245445

Did NK end up fucking any sluts from last nights pissup with the LADS

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 No.245446

>>245443

Wait. How is he 26 if he was born in 1988?

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 No.245447

>>245441

>idktf

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 No.245448

File: c630219a938df73⋯.jpg (11.3 KB,192x192,1:1,footfag.jpg)

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 No.245449

>>245439

> a concerning post

until the normies realised they wanted to fall asleep and not remember anything. Thats whats concerning.

>>245442

its a great idea but your parents wont let you. trust me

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 No.245450

>>245445

We are the only sluts he needs

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 No.245451

File: 193ad1a2ce99ef0⋯.jpg (244.7 KB,1161x1280,1161:1280,gay.jpg)

>>245450

Do you call him daddy? Pic related

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 No.245452

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 No.245453

File: c65f216810c9e9b⋯.jpg (161.41 KB,750x725,30:29,tumblr_nyqjhqnIFc1v0pigno1….jpg)

chilly Sydney night

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 No.245454

There are some strange people out there.

https://swingers.theadulthub.com/map/australia.html

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 No.245455

>>245454

>Ask me please. Ask me please. New to all this so scared

>SanjeevCampbelltown

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 No.245456

>>245454

Top kek there is abos on there looking for a 3some

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 No.245457

>>245451

not [pic related]

> bitch please

>>245453t

noice. been praying for cold. Brisvegas has been a humid rainy mosquito shit fest the past few weeks and i cant believe its basically April

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 No.245458

>>245457

FUCK EM UP THE BOM.GOV.AU

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 No.245459

I'll never have a gf at this rate

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 No.245460

>get wasted

>hungover

>ill just cure this hangover with a few more beers and get my shit together tomorrow

>repeat

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 No.245461

>>245454

Jesus christ

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 No.245462

Need gf to organise my NDIS plan

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 No.245463

>>245459

Slow and steady wins the race. Keep swiping. Keep practising conversation. I've had girls who I briefly chatted with, then they ignored me for two years, then re-initiated contact and ended up in bed.

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 No.245464

>>245446

because its forever 2014 for this Aryan88

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 No.245465

anyone else too nervous to use these apps

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 No.245466

>>245465

Yes especially on my corporate device.

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 No.245467

>>245460

Longnecks for breakfast ay

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 No.245468

>>245464

Never forget the two thousand and fourteen words.

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 No.245469

>>245459

no one does

not even guys that are married

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 No.245470

>>245465

I don't know how those people stifle the embarrassment

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 No.245471

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 No.245472

>>245468

well also remember that 2014 was the year Goobergaber happened and was the year before the [Current Year]

Very much a 1488 year

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 No.245473

>>245470

Eventually I decided I should own my embarassing secret that I like girls and want to date them.

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 No.245474

>>245472

Was 2015 the first Current Year of our Lord and Savior John Oliver? Sounds about right

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 No.245475

>>245473

it's 2019 why aren't you gay yet

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 No.245476

>>245473

Absolutely degenerate

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 No.245477

>>245476

That poster needs to

REPENT

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 No.245478

>>245474

yeah, I haven't heard from him in a while, wonder if he's ok

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 No.245479

>>245475

Just not really into manass.

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 No.245480

>>245477

I am not sure about this meme.

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 No.245481

>>245479

you nadsi bigot its 2019 being straight isnt ok

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 No.245482

>>245479

Don't restrict your mens rea

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 No.245483

>>245480

Its trash

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 No.245484

>>245480

>>245483

Dick is great but have you tried filling your mouth with the words of the Lord?

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 No.245485

>>245484

Catholic

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 No.245486

File: f0c9c7873fc84d5⋯.jpg (75.33 KB,800x511,800:511,dickky.jpg)

>>245484

Dick is indeed great and thats why I'm disappointed in you NSW NEETs for not voting for him

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 No.245487

>>245484

So you like dick and god, george how did you get internet in prison?

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 No.245488

>>245487

>>245485

Lmao how did you both know I was Catholic.

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 No.245489

>>245486

Based Richard

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 No.245490

File: 7049d19da677126⋯.jpg (19.7 KB,369x496,369:496,D16YruPX4AUqZ2V.jpg)

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 No.245491

File: f96be7b3e86ec88⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,175.46 KB,1189x1600,1189:1600,miyazawa sae1.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs

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 No.245492

>>245490

Good night oriental fancier

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 No.245493

>>245491

>nipcurl

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 No.245494

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 No.245495

Farewell nigger im off to fuck some traps of swinger

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 No.245496

File: 19aba1c8fa720a4⋯.jpg (1.2 MB,3456x4608,3:4,2019-03-30 19.13.32.jpg)

Stopped by dans for a vodka, was gonna drive to my mates and pick up my Craig brand vodka but I was too hungover.

Had to drive mum to the mechanic and back to get her car serviced at 8am and I was still drunk, saw some cops attending a crash and was shitting bricks

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 No.245497

>>245496

You dangerous boong

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 No.245498

>>>/leftypol/2852476

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 No.245499

>>245496

I know that cop fear

Happened to me a few times last week

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 No.245500

>>245499

>few times

<in a single fucking week

You don't learn do ya, silly boong.

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 No.245501

>>245498

Lmao great poast.

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 No.245502

Do you neets cut your own hair? It saves money and is significantly less scary than going out in public and trying to tell the barber how to cut your hair.

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 No.245503

>>245502

I get a Korean woman to do it.

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 No.245504

File: 67af34792a877d3⋯.jpg (80.38 KB,636x382,318:191,9482108a3038c90660bc2504de….jpg)

>>245498

ay I love ya reporting mah pasta ay unna

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 No.245505

>>245502

I have for a few years, I just shave it.

Currently considering growing it out a bit

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 No.245506

>>245502

I get mum to do it

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 No.245507

>>245502

Yeah. I just run over it with clippers.

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 No.245508

>After private property is abolished and self-determination is the norm, there will be less people becoming transsexuals.

lmao leftypol

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 No.245509

Leftypol whoite wimmen be supportive of the unna cause

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 No.245510

Should I write up some 40k Rules for a homebrew Aboriginal faction

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 No.245511

>>245510

of course

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 No.245512

Bros can I be honest

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 No.245513

>>245512

yeah cuz

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 No.245514

>>245512

Really depends on your ethnic background - some people are just genetically predisposed towards deceit.

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 No.245515

>>245502

I take benzos to tranquilise me before I go out to the barber - one of the side effects is short term memory loss, so I never remember what I told him about my hair

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 No.245516

>>245512

/ausneets/ is a multicultural board free of hate

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 No.245517

So fucking pissed that supermarkets sell broccoli with the stalk attached to increase profits

No one eats that cunt fucking stop your scheming

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 No.245518

Finally finished backing up my data - it took all day, I really need a better way of doing it. Do other neets ever make back ups of their stuff?

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 No.245519

So Lore wise, sometime in the 3rd Millenium the Aborigines realised that they were many plans by the Chinese so they supported by Elon Musk leave the planet to Mars where they developed colonies

On Mars they find spiritual connection to the land and some members gain gestalt powers from it, later theorized to be the Void Dragon or as the AdMech in the 41st millenium call it, the Omnisiah

The Boongs from here combine the gestalt powers with engineering plans from woight cahnts and eventually build spacecraft that cross into the warp

The Abos use this power to gain considerable power in the 4th Millenia until they are again attempted to be genocided

From here the Aboriginals decided to create machines which will create the same Martian Gestalt power to keep them powered up even after they get forced out of Mars by the predecessor to the Mars Cult

From here they become a nomadic people who use their gestalt powers to connect to the dreamtime, which is also the warp, and harness it

during the rise of the imperium and subsequent rises of Chaos, the Nomadic Boongs whose LAHND is now their spacefleet are a Renegade faction who serves neither but may fight on the same side as each temporarily to suit their needs since while they hate the Xenos as invaders of their land, they realise that the Emperor, the Throne Bound half dead semi deity was previously Tony Abbott in a prevoius guise and so still feel some feilty to him

While in terms of them teaming with Chaos they seek to Balence the dreamtime by quelling dominant gods at the time and strengthening the weaker ones since they see the gods as elements of their culture that must be controlled (Khorne is the Abos Rage, Tzeentch is the Abos Tools, Nurgle is the Abos Goon and Slaanesh is the Abos Rape)

It's kinda wonky by I'll run by that as some lore and then I'll start by working out some HQ Choices and Troops and work from there

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 No.245520

>>245518

Yeah I do. I just use google drive. Can't be bothered with offsite or encryped backups. Its all just movies and porn in a password protected zip

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 No.245521

>>245514

You gotta cool it with the anti-semitic remarks, cuz.

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 No.245522

>>245520

Gentle reminder that the filenames aren't encrypted, only the contents.

||MOMFUK.AVI||

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 No.245523

>>245519

high quality lore

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 No.245524

>>245517

eat the stalks you boong, shits good eating.

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 No.245525

>>245514

>>245516

>>245514

>>245513

I have depression and anxiety

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 No.245526

>>245520

Why would you backup stuff you can just re-download? Or are these movies and pornos you've made privately? Please be the latter.

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 No.245527

>>244857

Maybe he's oncall for Pepes.

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 No.245528

>>244867

Thanks for trying. I guess some of the other NEETs here are big pussies and can't handle reality.

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 No.245529

>>245523

How Aborigines organize is in Mobs lead by a Mob Chief, followed by the second in comand a Mob Cuz

Most Mobs have a few Boong Wizards who will channel the Dreamtime into stunning displays on a battlefeild, while Mob Chiefs and Mob Cuz' also show some control of the dreamtime it's limited compared to the Boong Wizards

On top of that the aborigines have multiple deities they worship and manifestations of the gods, mainly minor warp deities, will transpire on the battlefield, with 4 of these having tangable avatars at times, these being an Avatar of Dan, an Avatar of Craig, an Avatar of Tony and an Avatar of NK, while each of these 4 major avatars that are transpired into battle will represent a value of each of the chaos Gods they are rather a sort of parallel divergence much like how Eldar's Khaine represents most of what Khorne does, and here Dan lines up with Tzeentch, Craig lines with Nurgle, Tony Lines up with Khorne and NK lines up with Slaanesh

Some of the Mobs also ally into larger Clans, with Clan Noongar being one of the largest being a group who primarily worship NK and whos Clan Chief Flabba Wabba Jabba of Noongar is not just the greatest dreamtime master in the aboriginal race but possibly one of the strongest masters of the warp in the whole galaxy, and whos prowess has made Noongar on many occasions beat opponents who outnumber them and have even repelled foes such as Knight Houses and the Adeptus Custodes, such is his control of the dreamtime UNNA

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 No.245530

>>244870

Seconded.

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 No.245531

>>245515

I have a wank before I go

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 No.245532

>>245529

Are you just doing search and replace now?

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 No.245533

File: 5d4a154a5d0b939⋯.jpg (187.06 KB,1200x630,40:21,http _o.aolcdn.com_hss_sto….jpg)

>>245519

Tony abbot is an astronaut

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 No.245534

>>245532

No?

I'm trying to develop a Boong faction that could fit into 40k, and this is some sketch of a background of it UNNA

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 No.245535

>>245525

pretty normal these days m8.

are you seeing a psych or taking any meds?

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 No.245536

File: 8bc51d9a7f3fec0⋯.jpg (153.45 KB,1123x793,1123:793,Page13_shentai.org_.jpg)

File: 5d15974693346fd⋯.jpg (105.86 KB,1123x793,1123:793,Page22_shentai.org_.jpg)

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 No.245537

File: a32dd6b6eec7591⋯.jpg (108.74 KB,1123x793,1123:793,Page24_shentai.org_.jpg)

File: fbb61d5b90055b9⋯.jpg (263.61 KB,1123x793,1123:793,Page26_shentai.org_.jpg)

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 No.245538

File: ed2b1607defe140⋯.jpg (86.81 KB,1123x793,1123:793,Page33_shentai.org_.jpg)

File: 975098f4d82694a⋯.jpg (125.81 KB,1123x793,1123:793,Page38_shentai.org_.jpg)

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 No.245539

File: 0c83f3f45c138b9⋯.jpg (129.63 KB,1123x793,1123:793,Page45_shentai.org_.jpg)

File: 6bdf59d1ced658e⋯.jpg (124.87 KB,1123x793,1123:793,Page46_shentai.org_.jpg)

File: b32e4b63e115534⋯.jpg (109.8 KB,1123x793,1123:793,Page56_shentai.org_.jpg)

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 No.245540

>>245536

>African Women, here comes Craig, A.K.A the "white stallion"

wew

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 No.245541

Hello NEETs

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 No.245542

>>245529

>tfw severely impressed

I particularly enjoyed:

>Clan Noongar being one of the largest being a group who primarily worship NK and whos Clan Chief Flabba Wabba Jabba of Noongar is not just the greatest dreamtime master in the aboriginal race but possibly one of the strongest masters of the warp in the whole galaxy

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 No.245543

File: 3499f362468d87e⋯.jpg (136.79 KB,1123x793,1123:793,Page58_shentai.org_.jpg)

File: 45150e89172e6f9⋯.jpg (112.58 KB,1123x793,1123:793,Page66_shentai.org_.jpg)

File: 644ba5bc2d2e6e7⋯.jpg (204.15 KB,1123x793,1123:793,Page77_shentai.org_.jpg)

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 No.245544

what's with the blacked fetish?

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 No.245545

>>245534

If that's legit OC it's very impressive. Reads a lot like the original material.

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 No.245546

>>245544 (checked)

It's 2019 it's illegal to enjoy white people.

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 No.245547

>>245543

lol rape

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 No.245548

File: e6ba2c1490a7f98⋯.jpg (109.89 KB,1123x793,1123:793,Page110_shentai.org_.jpg)

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 No.245549

File: 679659e1ab161c8⋯.jpg (114.21 KB,1123x793,1123:793,Page128_shentai.org_.jpg)

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 No.245550

File: 8d940c4112b06c1⋯.jpg (83.65 KB,1123x793,1123:793,Page166_shentai.org_.jpg)

File: f1694da7f060c60⋯.jpg (82.69 KB,1123x793,1123:793,Page167_shentai.org_.jpg)

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 No.245551

File: c192270bad436ed⋯.jpg (103.94 KB,1024x723,1024:723,Page223_shentai.org_-1024x….jpg)

File: 35daea218a2cff5⋯.jpg (120.53 KB,1024x723,1024:723,Page228_shentai.org_-1024x….jpg)

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 No.245552

>>245526

Some of them are. Otherwise I just want my own library I can use at any moment. I've had hard drives fail so cloud it is

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 No.245553

>>245522

THAT VIDEO WAS MEANT TO BE PRIVATE HOW DID YOU GET IT?

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 No.245554

>>245532

Ever since the incident in new zealand, we've been using certain code words and phrases to talk about sensitive political and racial issues

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 No.245555

>Just after midnight

Have you achieved a single productive thing all day neets?

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