/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Fucking white dogs at /leftypol/ deleted my thread about proctology in rural and remote aboriginal communities. I guess I have no choice but to keep posting it until something gets done.

>>243279

You need to work on your quads and get a tan.

>>243274

>>243276

You can for many of them but it's a pain.

http://www.agriculture.gov.au/biosecurity/legislation/permitted-seeds

https://www.victoryseeds.com/au-allowed.html

Good afternoon NEETs, only one more day of wagery and I'm free.

>tfw I am quite frankly shocked and appalled that Possum is the bum rash poster.

>>243290

Good afternoon. I am but one of many bum rash enthusiasts.

I am not looking you dirty boong.

>>243288

>>243287

I bet your whirlpool account has pervasively low karma.

>>243289

one of your better ones 8.7/10

>>243289

if you ever forget to spoiler a poo im gonna start posting pictures of the aftermath of my coffee enemas and get you real shook

>>243296

I am pretty sure a proctologist would not recommend coffee enemas.

>>243297

You dont know that, they might, let the man dream.

>>243297

>>243298

Proctologists certainly would not. They are the tradition and sacred owners of what up the bum. they guard the secret of whats up the bum

>>243300

>they guard the secret of whats up the bum

I thought that was Indian gurus

>>243301

>Indian gurus

In remote communities. Coincidence ?

>tfw not a proctologist for rural and remote indian communities

>>243288

>hardcoded DNS

What, just because he can't change it on the router also means he can't change it on his pc?

money for nothing is probably in my top 5 songs about installing microwave ovens

>>243304

> it's been literally days since I've been able to post about how much Discovery sucks on /trek/, I'm getting the shakes.

that bloke has far bigger problems than DNS resolving

>>243305

top 5 too about faggots with the earing and the make up

Kinda over ausneets now that all this drama has happened

Can't even talk about mints or polo shirts anymore without feeling spied on

>>243307

wouldn't be so bad if neurofen would go back where ever he came from

>>243308

he's probably a spook

Can we get a filter by flag option?

went for a walk at the local national park, was super relaxing, probably going to go back soon.

Might take some photos next time.

>>243303

>iktf

>>243311

photos would be nice

>>243313

Pretty good regardless

Chicken soup for dinner

Gonna go get some longecks aye

>>243316

already had one aye

>>243316

Can you get me some too, please

>>243314

It tastes alright, but it's false advertising.

I have my NDIS plan appointment on Monday. What questions do I ask or what do I say to make sure I get enough money with my plan?

>>243320

Tell them you want everything gold plated.

>>243315

I Had roast pork, it was awesome especially the crackling with a bit of gravy and apple sauce on it

>>243322

What's for dinner tomorrow? I'll be having chicken soup again.

>>243294

Good work!

>>243296

Post them!

>>243322

I never liked my gravy touching my apple sauce.

>>243323

I live alone so even a small piece of pork will do me for a couple of days

>>243327

Precisely.

>>243329

You should have them in a display case

>>243330

stacked in a pyramid

>>243331

Does he have enough though?

>>243333

I have a strange desire to go and buy 3 long necks

>>243334

The pyramid of intense poos

>>243334

That looks a lot better

>>243336

The higher you go up the pyramid the more intense they become

Very nice edition.

>>243337

>You earned it m8

well tbh I didn't, the guvment keeps giving me this free money

>>243207

You are getting up later and later.

>>243341

You earned it when they gave it to you.

>>243287

/pol/ has changed the way imageboards are. Fuck politics. I ate that any topic, because of those cunts can now turn into some political/social bullshit.

>>243209

la di da

>>243290

IKTF, feels good

>>243234

What are we having?

>>243289

>>243345

>>243291

>>243290

The bum rash spreads and infects all NEETs.

>>243295

I was into that guy about 10 years ago. I liked it but it probably would sit differently these days.

>>243295

I also cant read anymore.

>>243255

You will be fine.

>>243344

/pol/ has changed over the years.

I remember back in 2012 being the first reply to a canadian on some random topic where he was shitting on aussies.

I said, "fuck up cunt"

and quickly the whole thread became other ausposters replying the same words to the leaf.

I swore I screencapped it but can't find it, maybe It's around somewhere on my hard-drive.

I miss those days.

>>243305

>>243306

It's in my top 5 about monk.

>>243307

I have felt your presence less and less lately.

>>243320

Explain your life as it is on your worst day.

>>243322

Yum.

>>243257

The fuck are you doing?

>>243329

I have a whole cupboard full of them. Half are probably off.

Skipped the long necks for a 6 pack

Who wants some XXXX?

>>243334

heh, good work

>>243274

Hmmm.

Vigorous shuckin' needed there.

>>243359

Proper canning should leave the contents good for a very long time.

>>243360

Light beer feels like a cock tease.

>thinking about the time we spent together

>>243365

You couldn't keep your finger up.

I'm over these flags.

footy isn't on for another hour.

>>243366

My 11th finger was very engaged during your appointment.

>>243367

>I'm over these

>>243368

>>243368

isn't it on saturday nights, or am I thinking of something else

>>243371

that is harry potta

Why are boongs always drinking long necks? The only time they don't have long necks is when they have goon.

>>243375

Goon necks

>>243375

They're nice. Same reason bogans drink expensive cans of premix

Fuck you cunts are boring today

>>243378

Yeah, real slow.

>>243378

>>243379

It's been comfy

https://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-shizuka-a-member-of-chelsy-s-nipple-7nhyn88

wassup my neetgers

>>243375

can't afford a six pack, need more alcohol than a regular can

>>243383

You are the embodiment of NEETdom

Chicken kievs and salad.

Avoid people who get fired. Avoid people who take drugs. Avoid people whose parents are divorced. Avoid people who get their driver's license suspended.

>>243387

All I needed was the first two words buddy

>>243385

>Chicken kievs

Yum. Three is the appropriate portion size.

>>243387

Basically everyone

>>243389

I am having a lot of salad.

>>243392

It will turn you gay. I have seen it happen before. Don't say you weren't warned.

>>243390

Hungry Jack's Smokey Angus Dei

I finally got some fucking cheese so now I'm going to try oats with vegemite and cheese.

>>243395

That doesn't sound appropriate for the evening

>>243395

Sounds like the sort of thing the bible forbids.

>>243395

YA FUCKIN DICKHEAD

>>243388

>IKTF

>>243395

Good on you for trying something different.

>>243395

Are you going to freeze the rest of the cheese?

This post >>243307 has upset me.

>>243401

A true executive would eat it all tonight and buy some more tomorrow

>>243404

see >>243393

>>243402

Monk has been saying things like that to try and upset people. He has been doing it for attention. I just ignore him.

>>243404

>podcast

are these still a thing?

>>243404

I am worried about you.

You even forgot about mates march

>>243403

cheese is not a good binge food

>>243409

you can't binge on cheese, you start to feel sick after a while. it also clogs the ol' shit pipe

>>243406

Are you saying that to upset me?

Kievs in the air fryer are much better than the oven. In the oven they need to be wrapped in alfoil then when you take that off, it peels the skin/crust off.

>>243410

It's one of the few times in life an executive can learn that some pleasures are best enjoyed in moderation

>>243412

do you prefer them in Russia or Ukraine though

>>243408

I didn't forget.

>>243414

Ukraine, obviously.

>>243412

who wraps kievs? I've cooked them in the oven and the kettle barbecue without doing that.

>>243417

I do in the oven, I can't remember why.

>>243406

No I haven't. I haven't posted much lately

>>243418

Do you use an oven tray, appropriately lined with baking paper?

>>243415

Oh. So. Umm.

>>243422

dumped. dumped i tell ye

>>243421

No, I just put them on the wire rack or a tray plate.

>>243424

Motherbots nation wide are so disappointed in you right now.

>>243422

I will send you an email big Cruise.

>>243425

>Motherbots

what on earth

>>243427

That is what they are called once you leave the nest.

>>243402

Have a wank +/ binge +/ goon

>>243428

In many cases they aren't called at all

>>243430

in some cases they won't. stop. texting.

>>243411

>>243429

>>243419

I hope you're doing alright.

Thinkin'. About. Proctology. In. Rural. And. Remote. Aboriginal. Communities.

>>243375

Because they can shove the bottles up their bums during the orgy

>>243437

What does our resident proctologist do during all this?

>>243435

Those bulbs can be hard to get into the older fixtures.

>shit by torchlight

I hadn't expected such vulgar language and references from that woman. I thought she would have more refinement.

That reminds me, it is time for another proctology post on /leftypol/, can't let those damn politicians keep getting away with boong rape. hatechan keeps shitting the bed when I try and post it there though which is annoying.

>>243440

They will learn the ways of poo

>>243434

You are committing crimes against nature

>>243439

>I hadn't expected such vulgar language and references from that woman. I thought she would have more refinement.

I guess she likes to poo with the roller shutters down on the house.

>>243443

She eventually got it to work, btw.

>>243441

My thread gets to 100% but fails to actually post. It reminds of those fucking alacricity daemons.

>>243438

Recommend they remove it. One man, one jar was not good.

>>243448

You're looking at sad wisdom, not stupidity.

>>243448

an unkind post

>>243448

He is smart, probably has a PHD

>>243448

I have examined this doctor.

Which way around should the question mark and exclamation mark go?

>>243454

Question mark first.

>>243455

Okay, thanks.

>>243456

Just remember it's a question asked with alarm/force/surprise/…/exclamation

>>243457

Thank you Professor NEET.

Thinking about podiatry in inner-city Asian apartments.

Thinking about ophthalmology in Saint Petersburg gopnik communes.

>>243459

That's a complex feel m8

>>243459

disgusting

I don't mind Samoans and Maoris tbh.

>>243463

You're apprently over 30 but you communicate like an edgy teenage shitlord from 4chan

>>243463

You need to make more of an effort to fit in.

>>243313

i wholeheartedly support pepperoni posting on /ausneet/

t. coles 3.50 pepperoni neet life

>>243464

excuse me neet this is a hate website

The time I did the biggest poo from memory was after an international flight. I have great hope for NK's travel.

>>243469

Where is NK going? Is this another trip to a rural and remote aboriginal community for rapeology?

>>243470

I am pretty sure he's going to Bali.

>>243469

That poo traveled further than 99.9999% of people throughout human history

>>243471

Jesus, poor girls.

>>243473

Jesus, poor girls!*

>>243471

So he is just a typical Joondy bogan then.

I thought he was going with his Mum or work mates or something

>>243476

>work mates

>tfw we're not enough for him

>>243476

Jesus, incestuous lesbian interracial orgies!

>>243475

He's our special little boong m8

>>243477

>IKTF

Mozzies got me bad when I took doggo out for his toilet.

Do mozzies bite boongs?

The afl stream died, I am very angry.

>>243482

isn't it on tv

>>243482

>>243429

>>243288

I thought /pol/ wanted Trump dead though for being a traitorous Neo-Con

>>243484

Perhaps that is why he was watching

carn tha fucken toiges

>>243485

He's still their best option until they complete their project to clone adolf hitler

Any solid numbers on boong iq?

Any good films set in Australia?

>>243491

Other than Mad Max that is, settle down.

>>243489

123

>>243493

Bretty good, no wonder they can make grog from vegemite.

>>243491

I enjoyed The Hunter (2011)

>>243495

Cheers, downloading it now.

Anyone find themselves getting incredibly frustrated over small things because they make you feel dumb?

I almost had a fucking sperg out trying to iron a shirt on my bed, the iron wouldn't sit properly when I put it down, I couldn't figure out all the different temperate controls and what the little icons meant on the spray adjustment things, got myself wet, then I couldn't get the fucking shirt flat (folding laundry also makes me crack the shits too) and even when I iron it nothing fucking happens

Fuck I'm such a retard

>>243497

Can you please stop posting until you learn to fit in.

>>243491

Van Diemens Land

>>243498

Tell it to cenno and apply for the DSP.

>>243491

aboriginal bum cleaner 2: joondy dumpster dive

>>243500

Getting that one too.

>>243498

same, I get angry as fuck over my incompetence too

feels bad unna

>>243498

I do that.

>>243499

> does your board celebrate digits ?

> even from your gods ?

> fuck off cunt we're full

seems about right

>>243497

yes but boong digits are honoured more

Got a call from a private number at work from some Indian bitch, hung up when she said "important matter before the-".

Then later true caller blocked another poo scammers

>>243350

Who are you gay for these days

>>243353

A fucking leaf

In desperate need of the DSP

>>243511

same

>>243487

Where are you watching it?

>>243509

Post your legs and find out.

Fucking stream died, support worker called me pissed and misso started getting angry at me because I was talking to the support worker and not her.

JUST

Have to be careful with opening lightly sparking waters when they haven't been refrigerated

>>243516

Have a wank

>>243516

woah

>>243498

Just then trying to register my car with my phone.

>>243516

You need to switch your phone off at 7:30pm each night.

>>243513

25mg those are rookie numbers fren and you know it

>tfw frustrated

>>243521

probably.

More creases on the shirt than there were when I started

I can't do anything right. Can't take of myself for more than a few days at a time.

Why am I like this? I'd like to blame a childhood of video games and wanking but deep down I hate to think maybe I'm just an actual dropkick that everyone just always lied to and called intelligent as some cruel let him down easy thing

Finally found a stream, lost a quarter.

The commentary is in Czech.

>>243525

Have a wank have a kit kat

>>243526

Why do Czechs watch football?

>>>/leftypol/2851194

Finally got it through.

>>243528

Something to do with them being Celto-Germanic

>>243526

Is this for the GayFL

Why is the commentary in Czech?

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/experts-suggest-the-word-cyclist-needs-to-be-banned-as-it-dehumanises-riders/news-story/9d59fb0057a88a25ed22d98c6dbf6dd5

Is this true?

>>243525

No one told you about the [spoiler] first principles and axioms and you werent lucky enough to discover them your self through inner rhetoric [/spoiler[ my advice is have a wank then read up on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoicism

>>243533

>no friends

NOT TRUE FREN

>>243533

I can be your friend

>>243532

They should ban the word racist as it dehumanizes those who think Australia should only have Abos and Whites in it

>>243534

My advice to you is suicide.

>>243533

Your future is with us neet.

>>243525

Wanking gives you intelligence, man evolved from ape from wanking then discovered goon

>>243534

>[spoiler]

>>243540

When did he discover abo porn?

>>243542

40,000 years ago when he became an abo

>>243543

That must have greatly increased the frequency of the wanks.

>at lab today for uni

>member of our group loudly complaining about how few Australians are tax positive "because their own the bloody dole!"

I'm in the right mind to report him for neet harassment.

>>243543

>>243542

Abos are real humans

Does our neet status make us honourary boongs in the eyes of the state?

>>243546

He sounds like a good sort.

>>243546

I'm glad I earn so little that I don't have to pay taxes so I get to feel smug with the NEETs

Racist aye

https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/police-incident-at-melbournes-cbd-flagstaff-station/news-story/90b7bbb94148c626d34c64ce24d5d4d5

>>243546

*on

I should be able to get the DSP with how fucking dreadful my English is.

>>243551

>“stay safe all you mob out there this morning”

>>243525

have a walk to clear your mind and try to relax a bit m8.

only here for a few dozen years, let ya pubes down.

>>243533

see above.

true friends that help you are pretty rare.

If we don't love ourselves how can we expect others to love us?

plenty of NEETs here want to be your friend.

>>243546

just don't let him know the percentages of DSP/Pension vs "The Dole"

Aboriginal ejaculation

>>243556

Beautiful thumbnail mate, why don't you fuck off back to reddit or 4chan.

Wonder what Weber had for dinner

>>243558

pepperoni pizza (3 slices left for breakfast), 10 chicken kickers, bottle of shiraz, longneck of pale ale

>>243560

How can possum ban Jew posting but not this fucking faggot.

>>243561

he hasn't broken any rules apart from being a fucking annoying cunt

>>243559

Tremendous

>>243561

I would ban 90% of you if I had my druthers.

>>243548

yes

we should start asking for land rights unna.

>>243559

Do you finish drinking just as you go to bed? If I start to sober up before I go to sleep I feel so fucking horrible

>>243566

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING ANNOYING CUNT FUCK

>>243567

I don't much get past tipsy on account of being an obese disgusting piece of shit

Seems like ASIO glowcunts have decided it would be a great idea to put some bloke trained in 4chan meme defense on a highschool level on our board as a plant.

Not their best plan.

>>243568

You're only making him stay you cunt

If you want him gone you need to remember Hue and just keep calling him a granny fucker

Night all.

>>243571

You're probably right.

>>243570

Sounds pretty ridiculous. ASIO conspiracy paranoia is banned in the rules for a reason.

>>243573

It's an anomaly of some sort.

Where is Oriental fancier?

Big poo

>>243575

In a Shanghai opium den.

>>243567

I have a big wank before I go to bed

>>243573

>ASIO conspiracy paranoia is banned in the rules for a reason.

ASIO investigate Foreign Intelligence

For domestic intelligence you want the AFP ASD and the very very secret DSD n00b

> whos the redditor now ?

>>243577

living the fucking dream

>>243579

DSD was renamed ASD you dolt.

>>243557

>>243561

>>243568

>>243580

It is a nightmare.

Bit crook

I should go to bed

>>243579

ASIO is domestic, ASIS is foreign. You also forgot DIO, ONA, and AGO, in addition to the ASD/DSD alphabet soup cockup.

what happened to the convict report podcast? They get nuked because of the shooting or something??

>>243587

Based gentleman and scholar. I got caught up on the whole ASD/DSD soup when i was studying the ayyyys. ONA and AGO are new to me. Does the "G" in AGO stand for "Geospatial" ?

>>243590

The fact there isn’t an agency called UNNA tells you just how institutionalised this colonial racism is, brother.

>>243589

yes

Isn't it just fucked that some workplaces are so depressing that people eat lunch in their cars and dont relate to any of their coworkers on a personal level

>>243593

Yes that is an unfortunate situation.

>>243591

I see you've never encountered the Unnatural Native Needs Agency.

They have a main branch in Joondalup.

>>243592

Thanks. It seems the all the 5 eyes have very similar corporate organisational chart in their own domains

> NGO

> AGO

still waiting for AGRO to be honest. id love to join AGRO

>>243596

You could join the North Eastern branch of AGRO but then you'd be NEGRO

>>243597

Well bantered.

that >finished the last beer feel

>>243599

Bed time now.

>>243599

>FEAR

>>243600

thats not how the story goes waht arent you telling Dan ?

>>243583

Brain cells are for white dogs unna

>>243593

This is also because some workplaces don’t have dedicated lunchrooms and also because some people won’t see someone eating at their desk as a sign to come back later, instead they just stand there and ask work questions. This is why people go to their cars or go off site altogether.

I hate the smell of peoples food in a confined space. Disgusting microwaved curries and all sorts of other crap.

>>243603

>people won’t see someone eating at their desk as a sign to come back later, instead they just stand there and ask work questions.

This can't be real

>>243605

It’s very real. Munching on a burger and some cunt will walk up and start asking questions about something. It’s uncomfortable at best and negates the whole idea of a break at worst.

>work on an assembly line 8 till 4

>eat reheated lunch in car

>come home exhausted

>sit on couch or computer chair drinking cheap wine

Only 42 years left until retirement

>>243603

I'd often go off-site to the bakery and drive somewhere quiet to eat lunch, was comfy.

other times when I prepared food I'd socialize with co-workers.

we had different break times due to small staff though so sometimes you'd be alone anyways.

I feel like the life I've ended up with is a life prison sentence

>>243609

I'd love solitary confinement. No need to deal with bills, work, obligations or other people.

Managed to finally watch a movie on my new tv - The Empire Strikes Back - between that and the donuts, that's all I've achieved all day.

>>243607

I do a nice long poo on my lunchtime, the rest of it I hide behind a stack of pallets so truck drivers won't try to get me to unload them

>>243604

>>227739

I come up with the funniest standup routines when I'm high

>>>/leftypol/2851219

Had a good workout at the gym, so at least my day wasn't all thinking about killing myself once mummybot dies. Friday is tomorrow, thankfully. Night Night NEETs.

>>243616

good work and good night friend.

dammit i got addicted to a videogame again and i need to catch up in my studies

>>243448

nicotine engineer

>>243525

slow and steady, take it easy

it's easier to remember mistakes rather than successes

>>243548

>>243565

TREATY NOW

TREATY YEA

RIP

>>243614

haha

>>243616

hey, don't think about that

not very self-supportive perspective, deadly

who /NTER/ here?

i flicked a boogie at the wall and now i can't find it :,(

>>243620

Vile

Poo

Anal rippin' shit

better catch some zzz's, cya tomorrow fellas

>>243624

Smelly aboriginal wank

Big boong boobs

>>243625

let the goon flow through you

goon morning

stay safe all you mob out there this morning

solid 7.5/10 shower

pizza for breakfast

>>243626

Canberra

>>243632

mutinous monaro

>>243628

Goon morning to you to.

>>243531

>>243528

Dunno, it's the only stream I could find.

>>243552

That wasn't the only error.

>>243554

That was a nice post.

>>243557

Bit rude tbh

>>243564

If I had my druthers I'd splay the local marsupial across the linen.

>>243569

>>243593

I eat at my desk/

>>243597

heh

>>243605

>>243603

This is real.

>>243608

I was doing that but it's like I'm buying a $10-20 meal just so I can leave the office.

>>243631

I've been having breakfast lately, it's a struggle getting it down/ I have 3 weetbix but end up giving some to the dog.

In 10 hours I kill knock off and get two days of freedom which I will waste and feel guilty about.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-03-29/adelaide-oval-box-office-staff-discrimination-claims/10948084

Adelaide oval told to not sell tickets to unna.

>>243628

>>243634

>>243636

Good morning fellas.

Feel like i barely fell asleep

It's pretty comfy outside

>>243650

It's nice weather here, the late sunrise is making it hard to get up.

Time to wash my underlings.

>>243651

True, it's oddly warm considering the temp is meant to be a max of 17. Also 40% chance of rain, weird.

Good morning NEETs

was going to have some soft boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, but I can't be bothered making them, I really need a nice unna girl to do things like that for me

>>243652

Shit it is too, doesn't feel like it will rain though/#,

>>243653

Good morning.

>>243655

Just eat them raw unna

>>243656

It's fair windy though.

I better get on the commute.

Later fellas

>>243658

Catch ya mate

>>243655

she cant be bothered either. fight apathy or dont

AUSNEET CLAN AINT NUTTIN TA FUCK WIT

>>243661

I agree.

None of us should nut to fuckwits.

Unless they're attractive fuckwits of course.

ONE

MORE

DAY

>>243662

I think of you all in tender dreams. Sometimes it can't be helped.

morning neets ;)n

ITS THE FUCKING IDES OF MARCH

>>243666

Good morning.

>>243665

thats actually really pretty does the owl have a name ?

>>243664

I forbid you from thinking about me while unconscious.

Having a real clank at it