/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

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>>242516

As many as I could fit up there.

EUREKA

>>242519

You can get an exercise physiologist and a dietitian through CB Health and Wellbeing although if you go to your GP you can get 6-8 visits with either/both through a healthcare plan.

NDIS steer away from giving out that funding because there is that mainstream support available.

>>242452

>>242448

Finally, the recognition you deserve. Shame it took that long. Do you know the people interviewing you?

>>242529

You should be able to trade all these visits in for shopping experiences at Dan's.

did you turn on post deletion possum?

>>242516

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>>242533

A strong contender for the Nurgle 2019, watch out fellow executives he's catching up fast…

>>242457

I hate shitcunts

>>242535

Only if he adds extra butter to those garlic breads

>>242536

You are in the middle of making a documentary on one.

>>242537

Heart attack 2020

>>242532

No

>>242540

Ignore me. I forgot the box at the top of the thread always contains that password field.

>>242505

Full force stiffy, the gf will be home any minute, she will be the one with the cumdies tonight.

>>242538

Nah, he's alright.

>>242542

I look forward to the video.

>>242542

>she will be the one with the cumdies tonight.

Post pictures

>>242530

Ta.

I know two of them. I don't know the HR girl who booked the time, or if she will even be present.

>>242542

KEK

>>242543

KEK

>>242543

He died happy.

>>242542

Disappointed you didn't need that help I offered.

>>242543

I'd still eat the pastries.

>>242546

that reminds me, weber said he'd write /ausneets/ on some asian prosties butt.

>>242549

>>242542

>>242553

That wasn't me, consistentlywrongneetloreNEET

>>242553

Well remembered and he didn't after his recent visit to Canberra.

>>242484

You need to jump through a fuckload of hoops and obey red tape. There's also registration which costs a lot. For sole traders it's a few grand, and that's just to be part of the audit process with no guarantee that you'll pass.

https://www.ndis.gov.au/providers/provider-toolkit

>>242556

Is >>242555 probably why

>>242556

I didn't have any dalliance in CBR. Fuck Monaro

>>242555

all you execs type the same unna

I heard Weber was unpunctual.

>>242552

living it

>>242563

Did you manage to fix his posture?

>>242564

No.

I need a poo.

I'll probably be cracking out a log while shire is inserting one.

>>242566

*cranking

>>242566

>shire is inserting one.

It must get messy in the bedroom trying to push the poo back in. Does it work better if he freezes it?

>>242567

>>242566

>>242568

Disgusting

>>242568

>Does it work better if he freezes it?

I believe this is called space docking.

>>242485

The LAC just take info, it then goes to the NDIA and they tick a bunch of boxes.

Try and make your goals link in with each other and be broad.

- I wish to access therapy supports to assist me with improving my quality of life.

- I want to improve my cognitive ability to assist with trying to find meaningful employment.

- I wish to receive assistance in getting my licence to improve my ability to access supports and build my confidence.

- I want to improve my social and community participation through accessing social activities such as the local gym and hydrotherapy to improve my fitness and confidence.

aka shrink improves my mental state so I then can get a job without panicking in my car and go to the gym.

And they all sort of help each other.

>>242542

>Girlfriend comes home with girlfriends from work and pizza to meet the other half, awkward silence follows as they walk in and discover a naked neet standing in the living room with goofy smile on his face and a massive erection

>>242569

Disgustingly successful method of re-pooing

>>242572

it's extra awkard when shire then walks into the room

>>242488

Yeah, that happened everywhere, it's especially fucked for people who aren't on NDIS.

>>242574

heh

>>242575

There needs to be some way of reporting profiteering and the government needs to actually act on those reports.

>>242577

It's the entire industry.

>>242571

Remove "wish" or want. These are your goals, they are "[Your name] access to therapy to assist with managing…"

>- I want to improve my cognitive ability to assist with trying to find meaningful employment.

What is the barrier here? Enrollment, cost, transport or support with the content of the course?

>hydrotherap

The official places can easily charge $100+ for a session to just access the pool, be careful. Perhaps frame the goal around access to a local community service if you have one that has a gym and pool, but say you want support for an instructor. Most private health insurance providers on the higher level of coverage call it well being cover and can you $X to spend on the gym/pool.

I want to be regularly examined by a remote community proctologist.

>>242571

>>242580

Thanks for the info. It's given me a better idea of what to expect from the LAC meeting.

>>242581

Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Any author who could write that is worth merit.

>>242580

>>242583

it also gives me when I apply for ndis for my anxiety how to ask for things, starting to understand the process a bit better

It begins.

>>242580

If you don't state the barrier they could give funding in multiple areas. The LAC will go through a questionnaire as well to get a better idea of what he's about.

Most hydro therapists I know charge closer to $200 per hour.

$179.26 plus travel.

>>242579

u speccy git

>>242584

He is miserable. All he has to offer is his own misery to others. There is no merit in that. Turn away from Jewish nihilism before it is too late.

>>242586

needs more mandolin

>>242513

I'm not sure, but I got it because I'm on the autism spectrum.

This was the letter:

I am please to advise that your request to access the National Disability Insurance Scheme (NDIS) has been successful. I have decided that you meet the age, residence and early intervention requirements in the National Disability Insurance Scheme Act 2013 to become a participant.

Early intervention supports are designed to benefit you by improving your ability to do activities in daily life such as communication, mobility, learning, being independent and joining in with the local community. Having early intervention support now through the NDIS means that you may not need disability supports for life.

Now that you are a participant you can:

- start thinking about your current and future goals

- consider what supports are best for you, and

- consider how your supports are best managed

HOLY FUCK NEETS it's happened

>>242593

it has*

>>242589

I can't help but keep going back to it.

>>242594

I'm crying I'm so happy

>>242596

what happened?

>>242597

that's a bridge too far

>>242592

Everyone is on the spectrum.

>>242585

There's more information here about the planning process:

https://www.ndis.gov.au/participants/creating-your-plan

>>242599

I read that as binge

>>242602

that works too

>>242587

>Most hydro therapists I know charge closer to $200 per hour.

>$179.26 plus travel.

That's rape.

>>242602

>I Know That Feel

>>242601

thank you

lol at the lipsyncing

>>242598

have been checking cenno website everyday and I noticed my reporting requirements for newstart had vanished,

just logged in and found my next payment (wednesday) will be for Pensions for $921.25 and a very substantial back pay dated from I guess September, guess I am now a dspNEET

>>242607

oh. congrats.

The deed is done, round two will commence after a short intermission.

>>242607

Congrats

>>242607

Congratulations, my DSP application was rejected because apparently I didn't score at least 20 points on the impairment tables, I'm going to contest the decision. So did you have a job capacity assessment and medical assessment?

>>242582

000

What's some good over the counter medications to get high on?

>>242563

that reminds me neets, what should i spend my NDISbux on?

>>242613

water

Time for round two

>>242615

>>242613

Have you considered visiting Dr. Daniel Murphy?

>>242613

Coffee enema

>>242619

Slut I'll give you a piss enema. Pip pip cheerio, walla walla ding dang, give a dog a bone, this old man went rolling home.

>>242616

Children of the goon

Fucking killed 2 meetings today then hung out at the city beergarden in the afternoon

Ripped day

>>242623

Sounds narly brah

>>242616

>>242621

I'm kinda impressed at your ability to smash vodka, I've had terrible experiences with it in the past. the smell makes me feel sick now.

>>242607

Well done NEET. Congratulations.

>>242621

Mix it Metamucil, you are clearly still a bit constipated.

Isn't Boongka cheaper?

> I pointed at it saying "it's looks drinkable" and he says "oh don't worry brother it will do the job"

You are our Special Little Boong

>>242595

I don't know how to help you. You want to keep punishing yourself. You do not think you deserve to be happy.

>>242628

That's because you fuck boongs Craig. You're not a boong.

>>242631

Maybe he needs a boong gf?

I am done for the night, exhausted and with a large sexual stain on the bed

>>242611

Good cover, you might like this

>>242634

>tfw no pictures

>>242634

I hope my flash didn't disturb you

>>242610

Yeah I had the job capacity assessment, that made the difference I think, I went there with my support worker (flourish)and the lady that did the assessment commented on the fact she now understood my situation better by being there with a support person and talking to me about what I could and couldn't do, she was the one that started the review process because I was also rejected the first time, but her report then got added to my dsp application, then the medical assessment,

That went badly I thought I am not close to a major city so I couldnt see one of their doctors so sonic health plus the company that is contracted for this suggested a video link up, which I cant do or a phone hook up(I cant use the phone) so they just did the report with the info they had and said they didnt want to make my condition worse, I got all of this info through my support worker by email

and here I am

Dont give up m8, it has been hell for me for the entire process

There was a gorgeous Greek girl in my physics lab today but I wasn't sure how to talk to her about anything other than the lab work. I'm doing nofap and I'm hoping the confidence or something is real so I can finally talk to a girl at uni. I get smiles from time to time but I'm a sperg when it comes to conversation.

>>242608

>>242609

>>242610

>>242629

Thanks everyone, I can now start thinking about getting better instead of bloody Cenno

>>242543

I kekked for the first time in weeks

>>242604

>That's rape.

Only if they insert the hydro hose more than 10 cm into an orifice.

>>242571

> I want to improve my cognitive ability to assist with trying to find meaningful employment.

> find meaningful employment

The boongs at the museum today were screaming at each other for some reason. Screaming as though there was about to be a brawl but they were just standing there in a ring. A nearby boong calmly laid down on the ground for a nap, unfazed by the yelling barely a metre away.

Where should I buy LSD if I'm /nofriends/?

>>242552

ouch

>>242644

Fuck cenno can get intense

>>242647

Boong fight?

>>242644

the fauna can often get rowdy I haven't been up north terrace in years, are the pigeon whisperers still around? There was never many boongs in that area a few years back.

>>242645

probably find someone who sells weed and go from there

>>242645

You shouldn't.

>>242648

SUK ME OFF DUMB DOG!

>>242654

looks like a hearty meal

>>242654

Delightful.

>>242423

I don't want to kill myself yet because I don't want to put my parents through that, but once they kick the bucket,I will most likely be in my late thirties and on just over minwage or NEET with no gf/wife or kids. At that point I'll either drink myself to death like the guy in "Leaving Las Vegas" or just the classic /r9k/ helium method.

>>242424

I do not use it as an insult. I actually have autism and it's done nothing in my life but fuck me over.

>>242426

I'm not deformed ugly, I'm just unattractive, still enough to fuck me over though.

>>242482

I will visit that Irishman on Friday after I knock off work.

>>242654

that goes alright

>>242659

oh shit. it appears im too drunk on the goon and can even code properly. could you please delete this possum ?

>>242654

Yum

>>242658

you should try thinking more positive fren

>>242659

aussie rappers i listen to mention rikodeine, did not know it was otc wow

>>242661

I will delete you if you keep making drugs posts.

Really losing motivation to keep dieting, i blame tafe.

>>242663

>aussie rappers i listen to mention rikodeine, did not know it was otc wow

cough syrup and purple drank is what the us rappers call syzup or whatever

NEET deletion

>>242663

it has a huge amount of sorbitol in it that gives you the most intense liquid diarrhoea from hell. If you abuse it and drink the whole bottle you will get a slight buzz but be on the toilet constantly ass burping for the next 24 hours

>>242664

sorry possum i use it legitimately to calm a tooth ache its the only thing you can buy

>>242665

As long as you have something to blame.

>>242667

I hope you ate all the fat on those lion chops.

>>242671

no

>>242671

You are in the process of NEET deletion.

This is how it begins.

>>242623

I killed two wanks today

>>242630

Same price as red boong but Didint feel like driving to dans

>>242675

I want to hold you as you drift off to sleep.

>>242677

bigboi

There's nothing to talk about, it was a mistake.

>>242679

King exec.

>>242679

Is she still quivering in a puddle, reminiscent of a giraffe when it's just born?

>>242682

Goodnight oriental fancier.

>>242682

i can see your butt cheeks

>>242682

Sweet dreams.

>>242687

It's not him, it's you, Possum.

I can't bear the thought of the three of you making a mistake that will affect you for the rest of your lives, not to mention the life of a child.

>>242683

We changed the sheets and are waiting for some uber eats macas to arrive.

>>242689

Does this involve NEET deletion?

>>242690

why don't you just send her home

>>242692

Shes staying the night, actually she's moving in next weekend, got a lot to organise.

>>242690

>changed the sheets

that's a lot of work post procreation.

>>242693

>she's moving in next weekend

Congrats man, good luck to the both of you.

>>242693

Can I come to your wedding?

>>242694

It had to be done.

>>242695

Cheers.

>>242696

If we end up going that far, sure, all NEETs can come to my wedding.

>>242697

Monaro won't show up

>>242697

I will hold you to that.

>>242693

beat those odds man do it there are no odds

>>242700

What?

I have a weather phobia. Not quite myself tonight.

Why don't you meet me down stairs in the wine cellar?

>>242693

Good luck mate.

Chick at my job interview today was full on flirting with me

>>242701

i dont want to change mechanic's timeline at all he is BASED.

im swallowing my own red pills on his behalf lets not talk about it

>>242702

what type of weather ?

>>242705

but did you flirt back with (((them))) ?

>>242706

>>242705

You need to whip it out and see what she's willing to do to get into the position.

>>242709

We're all going to expire one day.

>>242711

Was the lion meat out of date?

>>242709

zesty lions

>>242712

I let that crazy psychic get to me. I think you are forgetting what life with daddy was like.

This may be the concussion talking but.. you're still my mum. The wine you drink. Your favourite horse. You're the reason why I lost my job.

There's nothing more attractive than a man who knows what he wants and strives to go get it.

These are all quotes from some show misso is watching called dynasty.

>>242718

Wandjina are older than the space apes.

Had the ol' shirt shoes and pants on today after 2 weeks of sitting in my cumdies smoking bongs

Was quite empowering, good to be back out in adult life again

>tfw no gf2016/17/18/19

>>242717

Dynasty (2017) s02e06 Episode Script

That Witc

>>242719

older then the rainbow serpent?

>>242722

It is high quality entertainment with convincing acting.

>>242724

Shenron doesn't get measured in time.

>>242726

Nighty night.

>>242727

>Shenron doesn't get pleasured in time.

>>242729

The lion meat has made you saucy tonight. See you in the morning. xx

Maybe the Chinese are right about eating tiger penises, lions and other exotic animals, perhaps they can elevate you to a higher realm of consciousness.

>>242731

Extra proteiny full of nutritional goodness

Some dipstick has made an unauthorised thread.

>>242734

Fucking cum junky.

>>242733

Some day we will eat lion chops and garlic bread together and after we will not be accountable for our behaviour.

>>242736

I hope you remove the alfoil.

>>242738

You are a strange guy.

Goodnight noots

>>242740

niit noot

>>242516

Internet keeps cutting out at night fuck off glow niggers i want my comfy threads

>>242743

no glowies aloud

>>242744

whats it like having a wank mid flight?

families getting the bathroom redone, i now have to use a portable toilet and shower in my front yard, this is FUCKED

>>242747

just dig a hole in the backyard unna

>>242748

why?

>>242668

Well with oxy you get constipated and I enjoy runny shit

>>242682

Don't wakeup

>>242639

Anyone?

>>242747

If no one else is home, are you still going to shit with the door open?

So dried cranberries and tinned peaches go well with overnight oats. A little bit of jam can be nice but you need to watch the sugar. Frozen berries can be nice provided you cut the milk back a little to compensate for the extra moisture. You end up with the juice from the berries and peaches mixing all nicely with the milk.

>>242747

Just shit under the bed until the bathrooms finished

>>242756

If piss goes in bottles, where do shits go? Bags?

>>242639

>>242753

>wasn't sure how to talk to her about anything other than the lab work.

At least you're talking to her, just ask something about her next time after conversing about work.

>I'm doing nofap and I'm hoping the confidence or something is real

I barely fapped when I was in my late teens due to depression, just wasn't motivated to even wank.

Also last year and the year before I went periods of nofap, personally I find it bullshit. Does nothing for me but give me wet dreams.

I assume everyone's different though.

>I get smiles from time to time

lucky you

>I'm a sperg when it comes to conversation.

that's probably the hardest part, just ask things about her and try to reply with your own personal experiences.

I'd just try to be somewhat honest.

>>242758

Okay, thanks. Should I treat a conversation with a girl I'm interested in differently to a normal conversation? When would it be appropriate to ask her go do something. I was thinking checking out the museum would be good since it is right next to the uni, free and a good gauge of intelligence, personality etc.

>>242755

well porridged

>>242747

that's so max uncomfy shit

>>242759

>Should I treat a conversation with a girl I'm interested in differently to a normal conversation?

I don't know, I've no idea what type of bird she is.

Probably best to treat her as a normal human-being, but I never really had any luck with uni-birds.

>When would it be appropriate to ask her go do something.

try getting to hang out with her in a free period, "studying" is the obvious excuse, or just go down to the Torrens for lunch.

>checking out the museum

good idea, I haven't been in years but I remember it being free, the art's beautiful and inspires good conversation/talking points. Very comfy place, I might have to go there sometime.

Take this advice with a grain of salt though:

>>242721

>>242762

Okay, thanks. I'm probably not going to see her for a fortnight (next lab) but I'll see if I can catch her in a lecture or go for a different girl. How would you suggest striking up a conversation with a random girl in the library?

>>242763

>How would you suggest striking up a conversation with a random girl in the library?

fucked if I know, the library is usually extremely quite and I rarely saw people conversing there.

then again at uni I was a sperg when it comes to conversation.

unibar was always kinda chill for meeting people.

>order uber eats

>takes 30 fucking minutes to cook noodles

>i cant cancel

Fuckin gooks man

>>242765

unfortunate

A miserable evening. Night Night NEETs.

>>242767

night m8

Glory be to the men who got home video footage of their families before youtube became a thing

>>242769

makes me curious if there's any of my family around. Think the grandparents had some, not sure about the parents.Old photos are a decent substitute.

>>242767

Goon night.

Real neet insomnia crew reporting in. Fuck it's cold. Thank god for my extra layers of blubber

Morning.

Doing a couple of loads of washing before waging.

Good morning NEETs.

I am returned from taking old mutton for a moonlit walk. He saw a cat in the distance and started barking and going nutso. It was quite a scene.

>>242775

Are you a club member though?

https://www.9news.com.au/national/news-darwin-victoria-transport-company-fined-death-of-man/41bc720b-61ae-4eaa-999b-378de33356a6

>>242776

I am. It costs $40 a year.

Good morning NEETs

>>242779

Good morning big sausage.

>>242747

Embrace it, exhibitionism might be your thing.

Morning NEETs, time to rinse the Johnson rod and head to the wagearium.

>>242782

Morning mate.

>>242782

Good morning. Have a good day at the wage.

>>242783

Good morning my friend. What is going on in that image?

>>242748

It's a better diet than vego

>>242752

wew

>>242753

I didn't know how to reply so I didn't

>>242773

I just got up and I'm 20 minutes late. Not really, just from my schedule, I like to shower at 7. My alarm goes off at 6 and I keep sleeping through it. I wish I was in a better routine and able to do shit before work.

>>242774

Have you no common decency? Waking up the entire neighbourhood

>>242791

They are lazy and should be up earlier.

>>242792

Then they'd all be up and about at that time and you and doggo would have to go for walks even earlier.

>>242782

Leave the water running, I'm coming.

>>242793

That looks very nice.

>>242794

I see you understand.

I am off to the shops. I feel like buying some sort of processed meat product. Maybe some sausages.

muthafucka with a leaf blower outside my office window

>>242797

Cambridge chipolatas are very nice.

Morning neets. Seems like we have a lot of posters, or just posts this morning.

>>242800

5 including yourself I think

>>242798

Should have opened the window and let rip with a big reeee

>>242797

Get some thick bung.

>>242800

Good morning.

Beat me daddy

bottle shop isnt open for half an hour

im not gonna make it…

>>242806

Times are hard.

>>242806

it will be worth the wait

>>242804

morning wandji

>>242806

drink your own piss

very windy in Brisbane today. its a southerly so hopefully things cool down and the humidity can FUCK OFF CUNT

really wierd wind all my doors in the house were rattling last night and making a terrible banging sound. they have never done that before. even my shower door was banging. I got up at 4am to secure everything and ended upknocking over a big glass candle. now there is glass shards all through the bathroom. Fuck. Not a good start to the day.

>>242816

What did you mean by that spoilered remark? We do not tolerate paedophilia here.

I'm on day four of nofap. I feel extremely energetic, optimistic and have been studying like a mad man. I keep dreaming about porn. In the dreams I'll end up watching porn and feeling terrible but then I wake up and feel relieved.

I just dropped a huge poo and am starting the day with some Michael van Biezen and Professor Leonard videos on integrals.

>>242818

Where were they on special?

>>242815

Do you live with a woman? Is that why there was a candle there?

>>242820

Coles $2.20 until next week.

>>242822

Okay, cheers.

>>242817

I was being ironic i hate diddlers just as much as you. That being said i love girls who have a bit of fight in them. They are FUN

>>242821

No i just moved into this big old house. My huge ass room has a huge ass ensuite. Candles were left in a drawer. Really nice just to light a few of them up and lay in the bath with a spliff.

>>242819

I've never made it past day five so I'm interested to see how it goes. The weekend will be the true test of my resolve.

>>242816

>'we know about the law, you can't touch us'

hate when feral parents teach their feral kids that stuff

anyway off to shit and shower out the front, hope no morning walkers can hear my anime music

Are most the neets still asleep?

>>242828

>tfw can't type properly

15 degrees today in Shitbourne, overheard some co-workers talking about Seroquel earlier.

>>242830

Did they have good things to say about it?

Drinking beer and looking at properties I'll never be able to afford

On that neet life bros

>>242834

the impossibility of the housing market and the money my parents lost in the GFC are basically what turned me full NEET

> NEET 03/27/19 (Wed) 10:57:33am

> Drinking beer

how can you do that psychologically and how can you afford it ?

>>242835

>how can you do that psychologically

Why not?

>afford it

Having a job

>>242836

im full blown alcho goon connoisseur in the late afternoons but cant handle any thing alcoholic in the mornings. Is it just me ? But i feel there is this switch in my head that gets flicked with the tiniest drink and i need to then keep drinking hard or i just feel wrecked for the rest of the day.

Rage in the wage cage

My tv arrived. The box alone is fucking monstrous - at least 7 feet long and 4 feet high. Reading the instructions, it's going to be problematic to set up - handling it requires two people, and I don't have any friends to help me. I also need to lay it flat on a large flat surface to put the stand on, and I don't have a surface large enough. I can see why broken tv neet died doing this.

>>242841

How do you plan on playing the 4k content on the TV, are you going to stream it through something like Plex?

>tfw no TV but want one

I miss sitting on the couch, this desk chair has fucked my back over the years

>>242842

Hadn't thought much about it - I figured I'd connect a computer of some sort up to it - I'd seen kodi running on other people's machines back when I used to have friends.

>>242841

I had enough trouble putting the stands on my 27 inch pc monitors

>>242845

You should have a wank and think about your life choices

Isolating my world into a pit of despair again.

>>242845

Too late to change now - stick to what you're best at.

>>242841

just hire somebody on airtasker

wasted half a day at training

one of the participants ate an entire platter of wraps by himself

>>242841

oh no ! the trick is rip the box apart as quick as possible and get delivery guys to put it where you need it. i hurt my back badly while lifting my 50inch im so sick of moving and televisions i just left it in storage the past few months

>>242842

all the smart tv OS are botnet ad based nightmares. My friend got a new 4k TV and there were Ads in the fucking menu. Ads ontop of ads on youtube. Nope Fuck that shit. consider it hostile.

>>242844

yep just use the TV as a dumb monitor connected to a computer. You will actually neeed a decent new computer to pipe 4k video though. I highly recomend just using a quiet laptop running linux mint 18 cinnamon and just feeding 1920x1080 over HDMI - its good enough 99% of youtubing and internet on a big screen

if you do download 4k content just wack it on a hardrive and play it through the usb media player on the tv

>>242850

>>242851

this or just order a pizza and slip the delivery 10 bucks to help you lift it

>>242852

Should have called him a fat pig and walked off

All I want in life is a house on a big secluded property so I can play rage against the machine at an illegal volume all day

>>242855

Good afternoon.

I was talking about dns crap and vpns and tor a while back with one of the managers and now the going joke is that I get banned from forums.

They are getting too close to the truth.

I'm tempted to have a wank but I don't want to quit nofap.

Had my coffee, had my cones, had my shower, time to get into the bulk of the NEET day

>>242858

Good afternoon.

>>242859

You need to keep your mouth shut around the normies. You need to humble yourself and forego the temptation to make yourself seem edgy and dangerous by boasting of your squalid past and present day internet activities.

>>242862

I didn't, I was just making casual conversation with the boss who is an IT dude about what the difference is between a vpn and tor.

I guess he is just very perceptive.

>>242863

>I guess he is just very perceptive.

hmmmm.

>>242860

I had a wank but I didn't look at porn.

>>242865

hmmmmmm

>>242863

With vpn's, you just have to take their word for it that they're not going to log your ip.

>>242868

Does it count as breaking my streak? Unlike wanking to porn I don't feel any change in terms of energy, ambition or cognition.

>>242867

haha, telling people what you do on the computer is always a bad idea

>>242870

hmmmmmmm

>>242870

It depends on what you imagined.

>>242873

Nothing in particular, I just sort of did it and it happened. It was strangely fast.

>>242865

So what were you fapping to? War movies? Comedies?

>>242874

i dont believe you

>>242876

Hot

I tried vegemite with porridge. It works really nicely but you need to add the vegemite after cooking the porridge as it will start to burn in the microwave before the oats are done. I want to try it with some cheese but small quantities of cheese are obscenely expensive. It only starts to get economical at one kilo but I can't use that much cheese. Fucking cheese man. Could I freeze it?

>>242875

Nothing, I just laid down on my bed and rubbed my cock.

Captcha was ocdfug

>>242881

I would love to sit at that little table with you and have a tea party.

>>242775

>Monaro Purple

Never heard of it

Good afternoon NEEToes

hey NEETs how do I stay concentrated at work

All I wanna fucking do is leave because every fucking thing I do is shit but I don't think they'd accept me leaving UNNA

>>242882

ebin

also checkem

>>242886

how goes the rape shire?

>>242878

>Microwave

disgusting

>>242889

No raping around here m8.

>>242884

why do old ladies do this ? is it all a charade to deal their prescription medication ?

need me a brisbane boy to treat, love and fuck. this weather is designed for nakedness

>>242886