/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

This was a very good edition.

This is our secret thread.

Have a good day mate.

>>241149

What are you wearing?

>>241272

It's a secret.

>>241376

Take them off.

>>241494

OK.

>>241551

Now post one minute video clips.

>>241565

I am.

>>241661

You filmed the wrong bulge.

neets - should I join the defence force?

>>241746

submarineNEET

>editing my post

I feel violated, but also happy to see that pepe become a thread OP for real

How is the new thread 23 hours old? How did you fuck up that badly?

>>241787

I made it as 319 but another neet beat me to it

>>241149

Not many neets know that you can access the gens by clicking the little star up the top next to the board title. This generates a link to the left of options that leads to the secret edition of the board.

>>241788

Righto, neet. I didn't mean to be rude but I'm quite drunk and it gave me a good laugh for some reason.

>>241789

>access the *secret* gens

>>241782

lol, that is probably the best way to describe it

>>241786

It was a good thread I did not want it to go to waste.

>>241789

It's next to the watchlist, which if you are a good little NEETie, should be this board again.

>>241793

Does your beard look like that?

>>241795

I wish that it did. It is still patchy in areas. I am not sure if I am going to be able to carry it off. I will know once I get it trimmed by the barber. I am going next week or the week after.

There is some gray in the beard but it is mostly black.

I wonder what the first white men to marry boongs thought.

>>241797

There is a lot of writing from explorers that fucked islander women, so I assume the same exists for boongs somewhere

>>241797

He would have been some kind of pervert.

This is an interesting advert.

>>241796

If you've stuck it out this long, you may as well keep it. Is it itchy?

>>241773

arguably better then a eastern chinese

>>241774

the wind sounds comfy

>>241771

>>241782

agreed.

>>241784

saved the thread

>>241746

I've been thinking about this as an option recently.

There was this chick I really liked back in HS, she joined straight after she graduated.

It's weird I think of her often enough considering we never even kissed.

fuck she was a good looking bird.

>tfw no fit military trained wholesome gf

>>241802

GN unna

time for a duzza

>>241802

sleep tight

>>241804

Sweet dreams woolly NEET

>>241804

night

>>241807

that it does

>>241807

It looks stupid.

>>241807

Until telescope pervs see your willy

>tfw depressed

>>241810

that's just an added bonus

What are you boongs up to?

>>241813

Watching primitive technology and thinking that that NEET is wrong, a bath in the open is comfy.

Its good to have the foody back, was ruunning out of things to distract myself with, hows the weekend been neets?

>>241815

Not good bro

The eags got pumped and I’m working out in woop woop

>>241813

listening to music

>>241815

lazy, I convinced myself friday I'd go for a hike, never got around to it.

maybe I'll do it tomorrow.

>>241816

woop woop usually has some pretty down to earth people, you should go to the local pub.

>>241817

I went for a hike last weekend at Wilson's Promontory, it's a nice place

>>241815

Weekend was alright but now tfw will be at work in 12 hours.

Another day wasted

>>241819

nice

are those pictures from the top of a mountain looking out into the vastness, that were posted a few days back yours?

It looked very beautiful if that's the same place.

>>241821

>iktf

granted most days feel wasted

fugg me NEETs, I literally did nothing all day other than sleep and be here

I havent even eaten

>>241824

have a feed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-G8BlRcRP0

unironically fire 100 100 100

>>241825

very nice

>>241825

very fucking nice

I tried looking for the pictures but couldn't find em, I assumed they were lost in the gen that go deleted.

That's wallpaper worthy.

>>241825

Great picture.

>>241827

decent

sick beat, pretty comfy vibe.

Wipe poo poo on my wank wank

Big boong fuck

>>241832

>>241833

>>241831

desgustang

get the NEET hose

Intercontinental poo missile

I went to the gym, now feeling so-so, before I felt shit, I'm fucking worried that I'm slowly falling into the same cycle I fell into last year of my mental state progressively deteriorating, followed by me not keeping up at work/uni and then getting fired/dropping out. Only difference was that in the two previous instances I was drinking heaps and on a substantial dose of SSRIs. Now I'm only drinking two nights a week and only having 3-4 standards in a night 90% of the time as opposed to this time last year or this time six months ago where I was drinking at least 4 or 5 times a week and usually going on at least one or two massive binges where I'd have at least half a bottle of liquor's worth of booze.

Light wind and rain, watching As time goes by with Dame Judy.

Feeling comfy NEETies.

Not looking forward to work tomorrow.

>>241839

Each step in the right direction is a positive, you're doing alright mate.

>>241839

sounds like things are getting better man, SSRIs are kinda fucked up. I was also drinking often few months back, It's good to cut back, certainly helps with mental health.

>>241841

He takes it as a sleeping pill, it pisses me off.

He's taking a psycho-tropic med for the side effect.

Man there's nothing to prepare you for the pain of financial stress

This shit is hardcore bad times

>>241844

>>241844

It's there man.

>>241840

never seen it but the song is a classic

>>241845

When I was taking olanzapine I'd use it as a "sleeping pill" pretty often.

It was recommended to take it when you have dinner but I found it too difficult to stay up late

so instead I'd take it an hour or so before I'd go to sleep. As long as it's prescribed medication and you're taking it routinely I don't really see the problem.

>>241850

If we're making it really NEETgen lore friendly it should be called Mindies to reference an old NK Video

>>241842

>>241843

Thanks, yeah SSRIs were pretty fucked when I was still on them, if I didn't take them at pretty much the exact time of day I'd get withdrawal-tier symptoms. Not drinking as much as I used to is good because I don't do as much dumb shit as I would went I'd drink heaps, particularly in the presence of other people. Having said that all the mistakes I've made in the past 18 months have in one way or another been a teachable moment for me about what works out well and what is nothing but trouble. I'd like to be able to start to think about things in a more long term way, that might help. At the moment I'm just wageslaving and while I may be saving a fair amount of money every paycheck, at the moment it isn't much more than treading water. I need to start working towards something. Anyway sorry about the blogpost-tier tangent. Night Night NEETs.

>>241852

>at the moment it isn't much more than treading water. I need to start working towards something.

I can relate to that, existence is kind of meaning-less unless you give it some meaning.

Night mate.

>>241849

I saw it a bit as a kid, my grandma used to watch it.

>>241850

I still get codeine when ever I want it.

That's the problem.

>>241853

You're using unna wrong.

cheap way to get drunk, blease.

>>241856

sounds nostalgic

>>241859

is goon not cheap enough for you?

vodka's pretty cheap.

>>241860

>nostalgic

Yeah, that's pretty much the only reason why I'm watching it. I am liking it though.

>>241861

nice (:

>>241862

good night mate

Rape

ANAL

>>241866

god i wish a volcano would do that to melbourne

UNNA

m-morning

https://www.news.com.au/national/rush-hour/rush-hour-creepy-answer-to-simple-technology-question/live-coverage/0413e6288bfd84436cc381d193336c00

TL;DR: Can I powerwash your teeth with my cum?

NEET TEST

>>241874

Good morning my friend. That is a comfy pic.

>>241875

How are you this morning?

>>241876

My back is sore and so is my throat. I think I might have sleep apnoea.

>>241877

You're not cheating on me are you?

>>241878

Not knowingly. You are my one and only.

>>241879

You better not be lying.

Why do you think you have sleep apnoea?

>>241880

>Why do you think you have sleep apnoea?

I do not sleep through the night and often wake up with a sore throat and blocked nose and have to cough up stuff each morning that accumulates overnight.

Was in the shower and realised I was thinking about aboriginal proctology in remote communities.

The group think on this board is incredible.

Craving that sweet NEETlyfe

>>241884

Fantasy and nonsense.

>>241885

Do you enjoy watching me suffer?

>>241888

I am watching you thrive and grow.

>>241884

>NOFX

NOICE

>>241887

His suit jacket doesn't fit, his shirt sleeves are too short, and those shoes are fucking gay.

>>241803

Most older guys I know of that did the whole military thing ended up getting out in their late 20s/late 30s and getting sweet engineering/defence consulting jobs. Maybe those are just the ones you hear about though and the rest are living off fat pensions or with PTSD.

The lack of freedom would really get to me, I reckon you'd get a lot of forced soft SJW diversity rubbish these days and a lot of people there with huge egos that enjoy for once being in control of other people.

I have considered it briefly however too as well.

>>241889

Hopefully these hard gusts make my trunk strong and rigid, not water damaged and brittle.

Regarding the NZ shooting:

The ban, issued on Saturday, means anybody caught with the document on their computer could face up to 10 years in prison, while anyone caught sending or forwarding it could face 14 years. Some say the ban goes too far and risks lending both the document and the gunman mystique.

pretty ridiculous imo, will only make the problem worse

>>241894

You too m8, I'm going to make a big effort this week to not cuck and leave on time without doing any unpaid overtime.

>>241895

Is this for Aus or NZ?

>>241898

NZ.

You know who else liked banning books..

>>241894

Have a nice day. See you when you get back.

>>241854

>I can relate to that, existence is kind of meaning-less unless you give it some meaning.

Definitely, that's why I need to make some meaning for myself, because wageslaving will never give me that and if there's one thing I know I don't want out of life is to live out most of it in a completely meaningless blob.

15 degrees today in Shitbourne, back to wageslavery, shits fucking busy and stressful today.

>The offenders, who are all described as being African in appearance

glad I don't live in Melbourne

https://www.9news.com.au/2019/03/24/15/50/news-melbourne-police-crime-king-street-man-injured

I was round the side with doggo on his leash, just coming back in after he had done his toilet, and the postie pulled up to my letterbox but when he saw me he drove all the way up the driveway and handed me my letter in person. It was a bit of a shock. I would have preferred to avoid him but he was very friendly. I stammered out a t-thankyou.

I had a glass of chocolate milk.

>>241906

Most of those posties are still white

Good afternoon to all you sensual men.

>>241905

I miss barebacking the internet. I'm using a Singaporean franger now.

>>241910

Good afternoon.

>>241911

>barebacking

Your use of this term excited me.

>>241906

Shouldve asked him in for a bit of the old cup of tea

>>241912

You are an excitable NEET

I'm close to the city and all the houses literally touch one another and look like lego.

>>241913

He would have seen my unsightly blue curtains.

>>241916

You STILL have those?

>>241915

The huts at the NEET commune will be spaced well apart.

>>241916

I'm sure you could've shown him a lot more.

>>241920

He could have shown him his mound.

>>241917

My mother moved into a townhouse that shared a wall with the next door neighbour and six months later she had gone insane and was saying the neighbour was crawling around in the roof.

>>241919

We will use smoke signals to communicate.

>>241921

Hopefully he wouldn't've stomped it flat.

>>241922

Usually I'd say your mums a bit bonkers but the people around here are strange.

Cosmopolitan types are a different breed.

>>241925

You are one of them.

>>241926

I beg your pardon.

I wouldn't crawl around in your mum's roof.

>>241922

Perhaps the neigbour actually was?

Morning cones, coffee, and Beastie Boys

Word is bond

>>241930

horrendous.

>>241930

Paul's boutique is the best Hip Hop album out.

The private number caller is being relentless today

just answer the bloody phone numbnuts

>>241917

It would be hard to keep your rape parties secret in those

You dirty boong

>>241903

the hardest past (for me at least) is starting to develop good habits. I can get pretty stuck into routines and find it difficult to stick to something new.

I think a good idea is to explore different pastimes/hobbies, try and stick to one you particularly enjoy.

You'll probably find after a while of developing said skill that it becomes rather fulfilling.

Granted a lot of hobbies require a decent amount of wage to get started.

That said, there's nothing wrong with starting small.

I think I should have scored at least 20 points in the impairment tables

>>241906

my postie delivered a little packet for me today so I was glad to see him

Fairly sure my postie doesn't even come down the street on Mondays anymore.

>>241940

Sounds degenerate.

>>241906

reminds me of the time a hot girl delivered a fleshlight to me pretty embarrassing

Good afternoon NEETies, 1st day back at the wagerarium after my meltdown, wen't pretty good, also back from the Doc, got some dick pills, tonight's gonna be a good night.

>>241945

what flavour dick pills did they give you?

>>241945

>tonight's gonna be a good night.

we want a blow by blow description of what happens

>>241945

Well done m8. Good luck with the dick pills.

>>241946

Viagra

>>241947

O-okay

>>241948

Cheers

>>241904

When I was going to my friend's place on Friday there were a few dozen blacks sitting around a picnic table near the station drinking goon and lemonade and screaming at passers by. If you ask me we need a system where if one of these blacks gets convicted of a crime they get put on the next plane to Africa.

>>241950

but diversity is our biggest strength

>>241949

>Viagra

Cool. Remember what I said about food and alcohol.

>>241952

Yeah I won't be drinking tonight, but what did you say about food again?

>>241953

It's recommended you take it on an empty stomach, or at the very least avoid big fatty meals. It slows the absorption.

jack absalom died

>>241954

Ah, okay, the Doc just told me to take it 30 minutes before we get down to business.

>>241956

Fair enough.

>>241955

When I was a kid our family home used to have all sorts of paintings of Real Aussie Bush scenes. Now I live by myself and never feel the need to decorate the walls with anything. Maybe it's just autism. Do neets have any art hanging on their walls?

>>241958

only empty goon bags

Horny Aboriginal Youths

>>241959

>Wood splitters

Yeah, we had that one

>>241960

They form the scales of the golden oak rainbow serpent

>>241936

No pube ✓

Consistent colour ✓

Reasonable quality and quantity ✓

NDIS contacted me today, I had to tell them that I had moved. So they are going to get somebody to contact me later in the week

>>241964

What do they actually do for you?

>>241965

They bring in Asian Girls to give me baths

>>241965

I'm not sure yet. I haven't had my meeting with them yet to get my plan sorted

>>241966

Hot young ones or milfs?

>>241966

Farck, how do we get this ndis?

>>241968

MILF of course, they sing gook songs to me while rubbing my 140 kilo stomach

>>241969

You have to drink goon before entering Cenno, then you need to undress and start wanking

>>>/0x13e/147

>>241969

Overrated service frankly - ndis used to have uni student aged chink girls to perform penis washing on those neets who couldn't wash their own penises. Now thanks to budget cutbacks, they're employing poojetas.

>>241972

>>>/0x13e/148

>>241974

>>>/0x13e/149

How should I go about choosing an LAC?

>>241976

LAC?

Dinner time soon

>>241977

Local Area Coordinator for NDIS

https://www.dss.gov.au/sites/default/files/documents/05_2012/dsp_impairment_final_tables.pdf

For any NEETs looking to get in on the DSP action, give this a read

>>241980

lol 65 pages

Skip to Table 5 - Mental Health Function (pg. 22)

The cockies out my way seem to be in plague proprtions at the moment. Bloody loud.

>>241983

Send them my way

Did she have a single redeeming feature as PM? I remember an elderly chink ranting about how she shouldn't be bringing her boyfriend along with her to international events at taxpayer expense. The old chink was really socially conservative.

>>241985

Gillard?

Not really.

Not that anybody who followed her did either.

It's not really appropriate for any office holder to be bringing a boyfriend or girlfriend along on taxpayer funded things. Even wives and husbands should be the bare minimum necessary.

>>241985

She was in hindsight quite boring

I don't think I remember anything about her other than the "Misogyny Everyday" remark

While John, Kevin, and Tony will be remembered for a very long time and all for different reasons

>>241988

She should have done jail time for her work for the AWU. She was eventually called to face the Royal Commission into union corruption and basically got asked half a dozen soft questions and allowed to go.

>>241945

Good luck buddy, hope you make cindy starfall look like mika tan by tonight.

Scary thing about Gillard and Turbull is that being PM was their lifelong goal from childhood. Spent their lives engineering the job and then didn't have a clue.

>>241989

all labour unionists get let off the hook, I mean Shorten arguably did worse than her and he's almost guaranteed to be the next PM

>>241991

and had to knive elected PMs to do it.

>>241991

I wonder what ScoMo's lifelong dream was since I think he didn't even plan on being PM, it just was a case of "Oh Shit Dutton is going to make me lose my seat"

>>241993

At least they got their comeupance

>tfw low iq

>>241955

Ah fuck, that's not good.

I went to school with two of his nephews.

>>241994

replace those patties with some nice rare rump steak and it would be great

>>241958

I has The Pioneer on my wall but now it's on my office wall.

Memphis rap mane

>>242001

Lay off the drugs man.

>>242002

To be a pure bred Boong

>>241999

The crispy onion and bacon is pretty good, I am too unrefined to appreciate real meat.

I'm still not feeling 100% right after taking those mushies lads

Maybe I'll be forever stuck in the nether realm

>>242007

Give me some, UNNA

>>241976

You can't, they are assigned to regions. The only way you can change LAC is if you move to a different area.

>>241983

I like that they're back.

>>241985

She initiated NDIS and Gonski, neither of which worked but least she tried.

>>242008

it's coming up to winter, they'll be around

>>241991

lol, that's a pretty funny thought.

>>242010

Every evening they seem to descend on a couple of adjacent gum trees, totally shred them, and then fly off. Next night they move over to the next trees.

>>242011

>Gonski

kek, haven't heard that one in a while

>>242006

I bet Shires meat is veiny and stringy.

>>242016

>stringy

sorry, I don't eat GMOs

>>242015

When I was a kid I moved heaps with my dad. I was doing year 8 maths in year 6 then the next school it was year 5 maths then it stayed there for a while, then when I went to a good school we were doing year 11 maths in year 9.

The basic idea that all school curriculums should be the same is a good one.

>>242015

>(((Gonski)))

Giving all Australia's educational funding to the student's who benefit the least. This is why labor doesn't win elections anymore.

>>242007

m8 I would never try then again if I was you

>>242017

What do you think your dick pills are?

>>242014

Boonglyfe

>>242018

I went to a state primary school, where each year's class was a mix of two year levels like 1/2, 6/7. That meant that kids basically didn't learn anything new for 2 years.

Then went to a private high school in year 8 and see how far ahead everybody is.

>>242024

IKTF

My primary was like that too.

Then I went to Coober Pedy area school for 3 or 4 years where I learnt nothing. When we went to the city Dad put me in a private school.

>>242025

Fortunately my parents knew the state system was shit after meeting the teachers, so Dad was teaching me basic algebra and stuff before highschool. That and they were always picking on my English and forcing me to read more, so that side of things worked out ok too.

Did Adelaide uni ever respond to boong club request?

https://www.mcie.edu.au/course/tesol/

should i study english teaching then get a job in it?

$2900 or $500 government supported or $100 for " health care card pensioners" . idk if i can get supported place tho coz i did uni before.

>>242028

I scraped through with an ATAR of 51 something. 51.01 I think.

>>242026

i went to a private school and my primary was also 1/2 3/4 5/6 and here I am.

>>242029

Do you have a genuine desire to teach? If not, I'd suggest you find something else to do. Education is already full of cunts who just want a paycheque.

>>242033

Kek, the one that got called greek?

>>242030

I got 83/90 on the old system. Basically enough to study anything except medicine and law.

>>242018

true but there will always be students that excel at certain subjects and others that lack in the same area.

>>242021

non-existent at this stage.

>>242028

>tfw failed high school, still graduated.

>>242030

I don't think I even got an ATAR

>>242032

yeah because they need more people smart enough to teach but poor enough to do it. i think i fit that perfectly.

if you wanted better quality teachers you can just vote to raise taxes

>>242036

>I don't think I even got an ATAR

God bless.

>>242035

>>242038

69 hue

>>242034

He is, his name's Dimitri Gargasoulas. My dad sold him his first car and he taught me how to do burn outs on a motorbike.

I went to school with all of them except for Dimos.

>>242037

I worked at my old college for a while. Even the most shit tier teachers were making $60k per year after a couple of years, worked a 6 hour day, and got 12 weeks holiday. That was almost 20 years ago, so I suspect the pay has increased since then.

>>242040

I didn't realise that wogs could get that dark.

>>241997

Lies

>>242042

His brother was darker.

>>242033

What race is that taller one next to the greek?

>>242045

lol

>>242045

heh

>>242007

Oh well what was really lost though?

>>242028

Me too. The main thing I learnt at school was to hold formal education in contempt, and it's a lesson I may have learnt too well.

>>242044

>>242042

The mother is a pacific islander.

>>242048

of all the things he's lost, he misses his mind the most

I'm about to start downloading some 4k tv for the first time in my life. Will it change my perception of reality? My monitor can handle, but can my brain?

I hated high school but I'm loving uni.

>>242050

Really? He lived with his dad, I never met his mum.

>>242038

cheers unna,

unless you're going into a uni subject that requires around 90+ I think it's kind of pointless.

You can take a STAT test to get into majority of subjects easily.

>>242052

can your CPU/GPU handle it? I haven't been that impressed with the stuff I've seen.

>>242051

But was anything of value lost? He wanted to escape with drugs and he got exactly what he received.

>>242055

Yeah, my ATAR was too low so I had to do a STAT test. Pisses me off how teachers make it sound as though you should just off yourself if you don't get excellent marks in HS when really nobody gives a shit outside of school.

>>242056

I'll never know, because I've just realised the vps I use to dl stuff to only has 100gb of storage, and the smallest torrent is 113 gb. Oh well, I still have Dan and wanking

>>242062

Good luck. Post pics.

>>242030

61 cuz, granted I studied for zero tests in year 12 and probably would of gotten high 70s-low 80s if Literacy wasn't mandatory

>>242058

notice too that the teachers are never held to account for their students' failings?

>>242062

hot

>>242058

that's because the teachers bonuses are often tied to their students ATARs

>>242062

Harry pulled out his wang.

"Engorgio!"

I have did my tests today NEETs. i went well, i should pass both of them.

>>242062

God speed m8

>>242070

You should have captialised the ltter I when referring to oneself. B-

>>242070

Well tested.

>>242065

If you think about this more then you realize that the closest NEET to NK traveling east is Weber who's a Wog

Fuck I'm pretty sure Cruisey and Possum are wogs too so you could see the SA NEETs as an Italian Club

>>242070

good to hear

>>242070

hows the discrete Math

>>242074

Terrible NEET lore.

>>242074

This particular falsehood still gives me a chuckle.

>>242076

I am not who you think i am

>>242077

>>242078

Anglos are wogs too

>>242079

Phil Collins

>>242080

If all Anglos are wogs

and all wogs are the niggers of europe

then all anglos are nigger

QED

>>242080

Fuck the redcoats

>>242082

Get discreetMathNEET to prove this by contradiction.

>>242083

>tfw QEII will never be your GF

Can I change my identity to trans-boong and get extra cenno?

>>242087

a third cenno payment each week!

>>242087

Worth a shot m8

we're all transboongs here

>>242089

Alright, I'm rubbing on the shoe polish now. What phrases can I shout to sound more like a boong?

>>242091

i'll fuck you on uluru you white dog cunt

>>242091

Dardy, Deadly, Cuz, Dexie, Emu Export, Aye, FARK, EN, WOIGHT, CANTS, UNNA

>>242092

what's the worst that can happen? you end up on anti-depressants and dick pills like shire.

>>242066

>never

Now hold on there - Mr Miyagi punished that bad Cobra Kai teacher at the end of the Karate Kid, so I don't think we can really use the word never

>>242092

Is now available >>242091

>>242097

that was the beginning of karate kid ii

i watched part I last week

>>242095

I went to school with an abo chick who is now a model shes pretty hot

>>242058

yep, I remember other students losing their shit the second half of year 12 while I was sitting comfy in study sessions playing oblivion, good times.

>>242065

high quality graffiti

>>242080

this offends me on a personal level

>>242100

you just reminded me of that blowjob robot thing i bought as part of a kickstarter thing. i should get that in late april or early may from memory

>tfw just finishing gardening outside

>tfw now getting cosy enjoying the cooler winter-like weather

noice

>>242103

maybe because I'm young and didn't grow up in Melbourne or some other city I see no difference between different groups of whites, except Russians who aren't white

>>241963

I'll leave extra pubes in there for you tomorrow

>>242106

I don't view people of non British ancestry as Australian, not even on purpose I'm just kind of shocked when a wog or a slav refers to themselves as being Australian.

>>242105

yeah I like the cooler weather, just not the minus 8-10 degree nights

>>242107

Thank you! That is very generous.

>>241973

They wash your penis in their bums to give it a nice brown shine

How much goon does gobby with a boong cost? Not serious, I'm just curious and sickened.

>>242115

*a gobby.

As the recipient that is.

>>242111

>non British ancestry

Stop trying to sneak the irish in there as white. Anglo saxons, scotts and ulster scotts only please.

>>242105

very noice

>>242115

a decent tin of petrol

a sniff goes along way unna

>>242074

Bada bing bada boong

>>242117

>tfw my great-grandfater was welsh

Time to off myself I guess.

>>242117

Anglo Celtic, UNNA

>>242083

Finally someone gets it.

I wish I had friends.

Welsh anon can you teach us some words

>>242124

I'll be your friend

>>242124

/ausneets is our friend m8

>>242126

You'd be a pet.

>>242120

And we all feel sorry for you, but that's no reason not to get sterilised.

>>242100

I miss mannequinNEET

>>242102

How many are you getting?

>>242129

Well I'm on here so I'm effectively sterilized.

>>242105

I'm wearing trackies and a jumper. It is comfy.

>>242130

None. I don't have any money but I am recovering from a three day binge and dreaming of the next binge on payday.

>>242133

Wog.

So the Viagra would be at maximum effect by now

>>242133

grey trackies are best for bulge action.

>>242120

The English are the worst of the Brits.

>>242136

Depending on his weight and stomach contents.

>>242134

Have a binge

>>242134

Should've got some cheap garlic bread.