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 No.242516 [View All]

How many scones with cream and apricot jam do you NEETs think you could eat in one sitting?

Old Thread: >>241014

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 No.243233

>>243232

>newstart neetbux

I've recently moved from youth allowance to newstart. I got rejected for the DSP

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 No.243234

Roast went in the oven at 10:38 am

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 No.243235

>>243232

Stay away from whores you will just degrade your soul further.

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 No.243236

File: d5597a8ecbd0726⋯.jpg (73.27 KB,1024x527,1024:527,Optus_blocking_TPB.jpg)

i only hopped on cenno in my 30s i was relatively successful before the GFC hit me hard. i know a few friends over the years on DSP and despite their TISM they are smart able bodied and kick your ass in a flight simulatior.

what they get on DSP and what i get on newstart (after paying taxes for 15 years) just makes me want to nuke the whole system. All the means testing all the employment agencies all the cennos NUKE IT ALL

Universal Income. Call it the freedom dividend.. $420 a week call it a day. There is actually a good book about it called Mana by Marshal Brain.

http://marshallbrain.com/manna1.htm

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 No.243237

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>>243234

you mad lad thanks for reminding me to do more food prep i have a lamb roast with rosemary and garlic i gotta put on

>>243235

more concerned about them getting my neetbux fren aint no free ride

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 No.243238

>>243232

What was she wearing?

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 No.243239

>>243231

I did a rough calculation sometime ago for my computer, it uses approx 120watts, well thats what my ups tells me, pc on for 12 hours a day at about 28 cents kWh so about $36-37 a quarter

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 No.243240

>>243232

> their little techno neetcaves

>tfw not little

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 No.243241

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>>243238

she was off duty. she was screaming at the gook counter guy for 15 minutes trying to get a refund on 3 pizzas holidng only the receipt. I told her to GTFO and let me place my order. Then was i was outside eating my pizza she went off at me. I was bitch sit down and have a slice. Then we got talking for a few hours. She was a bit rough around the edges but she had that shirly manson (garbage) kind a vibe HOT

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 No.243242

>>243241

She sounds like mentally ill trash. Keep people like her out of your life.

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 No.243243

>>243241

Did you at least get a handie in return for that slice of pizza?

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 No.243244

Who is this neurofen 4chan refugee fag

God I hate it when these people come to our board to try to act cool.

Fit in or fuck off

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 No.243245

>>243244

We need to give him a bit more time. He might improve.

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 No.243246

>>243239

> it uses approx 120watt

at idle. I make sure i have written agreements regarding powerbills if i ever live with DSP GAMER NEET every again. Their ancient overclocked cores and GPU are like running a hot water system.

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 No.243247

>>243243

i got a long hard [spoiler] HUG [spoiler]

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 No.243248

File: dcddc4a73ce150c⋯.gif (1005.78 KB,946x869,86:79,1553732493611.gif)

>>243247

You are very slow to work out how spoilers work here.

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 No.243249

>>243244

trying to get to know you fren >>242744

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 No.243250

>>243248

The GOON has literally put holes in my head i can see my mistakes here so clearly. Im actually surprised you cant delete posts here.

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 No.243251

>>243240

Your right sorry i meant big neetcaves. You DSP NEETs really know to save your neetbux. You often have the biggest TVs and the Fastest Internet than all the wagies. Seen it first hand.

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 No.243252

>>243250

What are your mistakes?

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 No.243253

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>>243252

>What are your mistakes?

it seems not a buying a 4chan pass

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 No.243254

>>243211

The guard at Box Hill cenno is one of Cruisey's gf's cousins.

>>243219

I know the feeling of feeling too tired to even sit around and watch a movie or play vidya. It's horrible.

>>243224

I will try, at this rate though I will continue with what I've done for all of this week so far and just eat my feelings. Think today I might go for a meat pie after work.

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 No.243255

I have been having a mini freak out about all the work i have to do for tafe but its not that bad i just need to calm down.

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 No.243256

>There was a woman next to me in hysterics, she was calling her whole family, telling them that she loved them, that she wasn't sure what was going on

KEK

> only a busker doing his breathing exercises

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-03-28/flagstaff-train-station-evacuated-melbourne/10947304

Thanks for the laugh Melbourne

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 No.243257

>>243256

BRENTO HAS (((them))) SHOOK

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 No.243258

>>243257

Improve your posting please.

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 No.243259

>>243256

I think its time to make busking illegal.

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 No.243260

>>>/leftypol/2851100

Check 'em lads.

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 No.243261

I'm eating some vegetable soup I made about a week ago and I'm concerned I'll get food poisoning.

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 No.243262

Having a real clank at it

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 No.243263

>>243261

Add some chicken to the soup and call it chicken soup

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 No.243264

>>243262

Wanking?

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 No.243265

>>243261

Vegetables tend to last a long time in the fridge.

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 No.243266

>>243261

Add some cauliflower to the soup and call it cauliflower soup

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 No.243267

nearly time for bum rash

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 No.243268

I am very particular about freshness and do not eat cooked food that has been in the fridge longer than a day.

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 No.243270

>>243260

I expect every neet to post this thrice a day at least, do your bit for Dan, Neet King, and Board!

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 No.243271

>>243261

if it smells fine and tastes fine it is fine. Thats what your senses are there for

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 No.243272

>>243271

That is not true at all.

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 No.243273

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 No.243274

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>>242775

if you like that you'll love this https://www.rareseeds.com/ They have heirloom varieties of all kinds of fruits and veggies. Many are much hardier than the regular kinds. I was pretty impressed with the pepper and onion selection in particular. I can speak to the quality of the carrots.

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 No.243275

File: a2acbcc916b9976⋯.png (55.79 KB,542x201,542:201,if you stare into the dan .png)

>>243270

Dan im not sure if i will make today. I have half a goon sack left and its raining. Get less drunk or get less wet. Tough decision.

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 No.243276

>>243274

You probably aren't allowed to import seeds into Australia I would guess.

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 No.243277

>>243244

He doesn't even watch abo porn

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 No.243278

>>243273

>>243272

< dont be silly

if it smells fine and tastes fine it is fine

> if you coocked it

> if you know how its was stored and for how long

dont go giving anxiety ridden neets more anxiety and more reasons not to cook

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 No.243279

File: 5b9c8ba73770476⋯.jpg (1 MB,3456x4608,3:4,2019-03-28 12.13.17.jpg)

Lunchtime poo coming up

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 No.243280

New Thread: >>243269

New Thread: >>243269

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New Thread: >>243269

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 No.243281

>>243278

>if it smells fine and tastes fine it is fine

That is complete rubbish.

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 No.243282

BUM RASH

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 No.243283

BUM RASH!

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