/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>139113

My dad is the 'old racist uncle' and I wouldn't have it any other way

Where have I seen that Pepe before?

>>139118

Right in the previous thread NEET

>>139119

I bequeathed it.

>>139112

>As if being a sanctimonious nigger lover doesn't cost you

You don't have to be a sanctimonious nigger lover, or an edgy neo-nazi, there is a middle way.

>>139121

>there is a middle way

funny/ironic racism?

>>139121

>intellectual fence sitter barges in

>>139122

It might be nice to have some friends and a social life and be esteemed by the community and your peers.

>>139122

This is worse than any toilet picture.

>>139123

I don't mind a bit of racist banter between m8s, I think it's healthy.

All the racist stuff is true and all the critical race theory crap is niggerloving jewish bafflegab so the "middle way" is actually just the racist way

SPACE JAM NIGGER!1!

>>139129

I saw that graffitied on a demolished traffic safety compound in Elizabeth.

>>139131

Morning, some fine looking socks.

>>139131

Good morning. Is that floor yellow too?

>>139134

>>139135

Saved.

>>139134

And I disagree, The Law Of The Land will always be there.

>What I take is mine.

>>What you defend is yours.

>>>You do what you say and keep your word.

>>139138

Does that clown actually do anything besides photo op stunts?

>>139134

Ya know, I don't think I've ever encountered one of those loony sjw's, have encountered neo-nazis before though.

>>139140

Give it time.

>>139141

I doubt it unless I start going to university or head into newtown.

>>139142

>>

>>139140

Didn't mean this one >>

>>139139

Mean't this one

>>139142

>Neo- Nazis always have great conversations that last hours man, I love talking to them

What does this statement have to do with my question about Tredeu?

>>139144

FML

>>139140

>have encountered neo-nazis before though

Where was that?

>>139146

>>139145

I mixed up the greentext to the wrong comment fam

>Still half asleep, need a cone.

>>139148

WeedNEET you're cool

(you're caravanNEET right?)

>>139148

You need fewer cones, not more.

>>139147

Various occasions over the years, best one was at a pub in the city, me and my m8s were outside having a smoke and this dude comes over and and asks to borrow a light, we start talking with him for a bit, seems like a good bloke, pretty good bantz and larakinism, then he blurts out that he's a white nationalist, then one of my friends who is jewish says we'll it's a good thing we're all white.

>>139151

I don't know what is happening with my keyboard rn

>lel

>>139082

I totally understand, I feel like a prick not letting mine sit on the couch even when I know if he gets up there he will eventually rip them up.

>>139087

An obscurely depressive comment

>>139092

We are a liberal board.

>>139093

They are both on the wrong side, made me chuckle

>>139104

I no longer save pepes. I am no longer a meme connoisseur

>755 posts

hmm

>>139123

This is the best approach imo.

>>139154

>I no longer save pepes

You'll be back, and in greater numbers.

>>139152

Lol

>>139157

I have seen many that have enticed my obsessive desire to be the greatest pokemaster but have held off the temptation.

>>139161

Ciao

>>139135

>race isn't even an old term

Equivalents and the concept however are older than holding your wiener to pee.

For instance the word of french origin "nation" is already spoken of 1000 years ago, and has only stopped meaning "race" with the beginning of mass racemixing which started in the 20th century. Most societies to date were named after the race that created them. These identities transcend even a concept of government, germans referred to themselves as germans long before there was a nation-state named germany. Same for italians, same for other peoples who don't even have their own country like the celts, and just about any other nationality.

Countries are an extrapolation of our tribalistic nature, you can't go against human nature, it doesn't exist for no reason and you can't have different races in the same tribe, pretending it's not the case will only lead into needless conflict, and because of that we're all living in the climax of the collapse of european society which would rather pretend harder than live on.

Integrating as many peoples as possible in the same society in the past was tyranny, one would dominate over the others and exploit them, for instance as is seen in Britain, but today coupled with false democracy it's the jew's tool to subvert a strong state by pitting it against itself and ultimately subvert it. In our time wars aren't fought with swords, they're fought with brains, and you and I are losing.

>>139161

Have a good day mate. See you when you get back.

>>139163

>In our time wars aren't fought with swords, they're fought with brains, and you and I are losing.

>tfw you and i are brainlets

>>139164

I like this niceNEET who always says stuff like this to the wagies

>>139161

Have a good one.

>>139152

>He has a jew friend but has not encountered an sjw yet

Do you see where this is headed NEET?

>>139168

No.

>>139166

He only says it to his e-boyfriend, Cruisey.

>>139172

Damn you really are Swedish aren't ya

We should make this a thing.

>>139172

Your feet look like you turned off shadows.

>>139172

I love that rug, really eastern looking

>>139173

Yugo father English mother

>>139174

Its wholesome.

>>139175

Morning to you :)

>>139176

> like you turned off shadows

What is that?

>>139177

Its from Afghanistan. One of my aunts bought it in 65 on a trip.

>>139170

What a calumny. I give good wishes to all Wagies who announce they are leaving for the day.

It is true that my language may be a little more familiar with my boy Cruisey, but that is just how it goes.

>>139172

you're a big guy

>>139181

I'm getting a Dan Schneider vibe from this.

>>139184

You can't even see her feet though

There is a big boi in front of me on the train. Not just wide bit tall as well in some semi formal attire. He is now typing on his laptop.

>>139187

Does he smell of chetto's?

>>139187

He's typing a very angry reply to the post you just made.

>>139113

I am fun uncle who uses kids as an excuse to make propane tank flamethrower.

>>139122

Not really tbh.

>>139163

>In our time wars aren't fought with swords, they're fought with brains

Better yet they are fought with psyche manipulation, change the state of mind of your enemy so they think they are winning.

>>139188

No I can only smell the stale air of the train

>>139189

I would be scared if that was the case.

Hey neetoes currently sitting on a train. Some weird druggie cunt is behind me, hope he doesn't steal my phone when I get off

>>139193

I chuckled

>>139193

Lean forward, put your hands in front of you and keep anything of value in those hands in those pockets underneath you're hands.

>you'll be sweat, most druggies are like snakes

>>There more scared of you

Or you could ask if he can hook you up too

>>139183

>It's revealing, Mystifying and welcoming cause feet are always funny.

Agreed.

>>139183

for you

>>139197

nice dog

>>139193

>not having a goon bottle in a holster ready to go

>>139198

It's my mothers

>Maltese silky terrier cross.

>>139200

Tell your mum the internet man said she has a nice dog

>>139201

This.

>>139203

You should chuck their formula vacuum cleaner out the window

>>139201

Will do

>>139203

Glasses suck I'll have to wear them soon in like 5 to 10 years.

>>139203

It's ok, floors are for normies. You should be able to walk on the struts if you have some balance.

>>139205

( ° ʖ °)

>>139208

>( ° ʖ °)

You one of those vagina neets?

>>139209

Fucking unic💩de

>>139208

Just gt boards you can place over the struts to make a temporary surface to walk on

or use a ladder

>>139210

>>139125

This is all the companion ship I need, Being overflown and soaked daily in the sounds that are intangible and unbound by class,creed or morale

>Just euphoria

Morning neets.

I've slept in,. Time for my morning wank

>>139216

Good morning, make sure you wash your penis after your wank.

>>139214

Do you drink monster zero?

>>139006

>praising literal Jewish school shooters

He likes traps and Jews… Maybe just take your life and no one elses

>>138995

Being meaning to play Severance, but haven't gotten around to it for the last 17 years. Did you have any problems getting it to run on modern systems gamerNEET?

>>139220

Boomer lawnmower .jpg

>>139220

Surely joining a gang would be preferable to living with your parents

>>139200

>Maltese silky terrier cross

We had one of them when I was younger. It was a real cunt of a dog. would snap at you when you tried to pat her.

Despite missing my to-do list 2 days in a row I'm feeling positive and energetic this morning. Got a good nights sleep. Will try and keep the Dan away tonight. One step at a time neetos

>>139216

Good morning.

>>139224

Hello coffee NEET.

>>139228

Good luck mate.

>>139227

The more I hear of your bullshit the more sympathy I have for your parents.

>>139232

Please don't bully our token foreigners

>>139221

There's been a bunch of fan support to get it running on modern systems. Just took a fan patch or 2 and boom, running on W7 no problem. Hear it works on W10, too. Not too shabby, ey?

The final rains for winter have come about, now it will start warming up again.

I love spring tbh. Gentle breeze and glowing warmth is preferable to freezing hands or a sweaty back.

>>139235

He's so happy.

>>139236

Mid/late Autumn > Early spring > Winter > Summer.

As an Executive, I prefer Winter to Summer.

>>139236

I like autumn the best, still has a bit of warmth but with a nice crispness in the air.

>>139240

https://www.bartleby.com/237/16.html

Yet, I can face the winter with calm. I suppose I had forgotten what it was really like. I had been thinking of the winter as a horrid wet, dreary time fit only for professional football. Now I can see other things—crisp and sparkling days, long pleasant evenings, cheery fires. Good work shall be done this winter. Life shall be lived well. The end of the summer is not the end of the world. Here’s to October—and, waiter, some more celery.

As a NEET, I hate all seasons

Anyone know any physical shops that I can go and buy a few RaspberryPis at without having to order online or wait for mail?

>>139243

Jaycar, Altronics, etc had them at one point.

You'll pay a premium though.

>>139245

You spelt punani wrong, numbnuts.

Glad I was able to furnish you with a profile picture though.

>>139248

You'd think their instincts would kick in at some point or something.

>>139249

Surely getting shit and undigested dog meat on his cock every night would have been the clue something wasn't right?

>>139224

ay cuz

>>139250

Based

>>139248

seriously wtf

Time to listen to this 3 times on repeat and drop on bed hoping what on the surface seems to be the case, that my boomer parents calmed down, is true.

Nighty night, or morny morning for all /ausneets/

>>139254

post dick

>>139254

thicc

>>139248

once again don't believe everything you read, this story can be traced back to the dailymail…..enough said I think

>>139257

How many blumpkins have you given?

>>139259

Only the ABC and Fairfax are suitable sources for this highbrow NEET.

>>139171

>Stop

>>Doing

>>>That

I wish we had gfs

>>139172

Your big toes are trying to detach from your feet.

Going for a maccas run.

Giving up the goon - drank a cask of the stuff yesterday and didn't get so much as half a buzz from it. Pretty sure I'm only drinking out of habit. So that stops.

Also my tongue and teeth were pitch-black afterwards and it was a small body-horror experience.

>>139266

How do you get black teeth from drinking goon?

>>139267

It was casked merlot, stuff like Golden Oak won't throw that at you.

>>139266

How big was the cask and what time period? I find it hard to believe you drank 5 litres of 14.5% alcohol in one sitting without any sort of response.

Going to Coles. You blokes want anything?

>>139270

S&V chips please. Crinkle cut.

>>139269

Wasn't that big and it was over a solid 12 hours. I didn't break any records.

>>139270

Pack of smiths cheese and onion chips, also a diet coke.

>>139270

Just a little 6-pack tray of peppermint slice thanks. You can keep the change.

>>139274

I thought you were weening yourself off those?

>>139248

I remember reading the exact same story except the man was fucking the girl in the peehole

>>139275

the neet did not order a moral judgement with his peppermint slice

>>139276

I've seen video footage of that, so it is possible…

>>139277

I was passing no judgement, merely enquiring.

>>139276

That one is slightly more believable since it just comes off as dumb, not legitimately retarded. Even then it's probably made up. Course it's possible, just not sure if it is accidentally possible.

>>139278

You'd probably notice, though. However it wouldn't surprise me if a few lurking neets are currently very surprised to learn that girls don't pee out of their cunthole, so anything is possible.

>>139280

Makes me sad, wish I had a bikini bod

>>139283

Post elbow.

>>139283

NK probably has a few in his freezer

Peppermint slice sounds horrible tbh.

>>139286

That's reasonable.

>>139270

Suimin noodle cups, one of each flavour and a pack of Chiko rolls (the original not the corn ones).

>>139285

alreadyhave

>>139295

I wish you were my gf

>>139295

It was me that made the "Post nudes…" comment ;)

>>139294

Why bother sharing this then?

88 hours without a durry

Doin good

>>139299

have a dart monk

>>139299

Good lad.

>>139298

Because blogging makes the world go round, I don't know.

>>139293

What about other merchants' poisons?

Good job if none.

>>139299

Onya m80

>>139291

You need a tripcode to prevent mischevous impersonators.

>>139306

Very glad that tripcodes and names are disabled on this board to prevent this tomfoolery.

>>139300

Nah mate

>>139308

are you back at uni or working?

>>139306

I mean, being a drawfag helps.

Though I avoid it mostly because it just draws unnecessary attention.

>>139310

can you post a leg pic?

>>139295

It's all you're good for

>>139294

But I like niche and long things, it is the friend of a neet with too much time

>>139309

Studying online and living off my tax return.

Quite comfy but its very cold in the neetcave at the moment

>>139291

A drunken NEET wanted to see your stomach the other day.

>>139313

I'll see how it turns out. If it's funny and well-paced, might post it as just some trashy youtube content to have playing in the background.

>>139316

I look forward in keen anticipation, neeto

>>139293

Well done mate. Stay strong.

>>139315

Those drunken neets always want to see obscene body parts

>>139314

getting out much?

the gf still moving to sydney?

>>139320

No and no

>>139299

Well done mate. Keep it up.

>>139315

DrunkNEETs always try to cop a sight of bulges. It reminds them of the friendly goonbag.

>>139323

I'd love to see girlneets bulge

I have cleaned the living/dining area today. I even wiped down all the doors. I wiped all the dust and spider webs from around the window frames and sills but I left the Venetians pretty much alone. Too much work.

Now there is only the bathroom, WC and laundry left to do. Should be only one day's work.

>>139325

You're a very fine liquor merchant but I don't think we're compatible.

>>139327

You'd make a great housewife, mate

>>139321

Tfw no gf?

>>139327

I hope Cruisey walks straight over to the vanetians, wipes his finger along one of the slats, and then looks at you disapprovingly.

>>139327

>WC

we call it the shitter round these parts

>>139332

we call it the street here

t. pajeet

>>139331

That would be great. What a performance it would be. It would be like art. I would applaud.

>>139335

Your dick would be diamonds and leaking precum like a faucet.

>>139338

Why not just live in a caravan at that point?

>>139338

tiny homes are a scourge to tubby fucks like me

Exercise bike arrived, one of those ones that NK has, now I can get back into some good cardio without destroying my knees.

>>139336

Vulgar. Disgraceful. Obscene.

>>139327

>Should be only one day's work

And then you get to do it all again next week.

>>139341

Nice.

>>139343

This level of cleanness will gradually deteriorate but it will still be good enough for a few months before it gets bad enough to shame me.

Hands so cold I can barely type

Fuck sake

>>139346

You need a gf to warm them up

>>139346

Put them down your pants

>>139349

Okay.

>>139351

That's not nice.

>>139352

I'm pretty sure there's rice in that wok

>>139349

What a dumb pointless contribution.

>>139351

I will admit that I laughed to this.

Fuck me I hate the self checkout. Used to like it but now it's such a hassle if you have to buy those reusable bags and break the tags off. Someone fucking bag my groceries wtf

>>139356

They don't have tags on them at my woolies. You just have to scan the barcode on their side and open them up.

>>139356

Take your reusable bags with you.

>>139356

You have to remember to bring your own bags silly NEET. Its helping the environment.

>>139356

it takes a second to rip the tags off mate

>>139362

The guy on the right is that school shooting guy in't he?

>>139361

This is pretty much the norm these days.

>>139351

so much bully

>>139365

>old lady took me to the food bank

What does this mean?

>>139364

I'm the result of this kind of upbringing and fifteen years down the track it's not looking good; if society was comprised of people who were never socialized as children and lacked any kind of coherent value system, the whole thing would collapse in on itself.

It's bizarre that my parents think it's fine to have a dead bedroom and no connections to anyone outside the family. The kids grow up with no idea how to behave in the community, no idea what a relationship looks like, no concept of themselves in relation to the rest of the people on the planet.

What an absolute fucking mess.

>>139367

My mother who is 52 took me to the South western Australian Food Bank Department of Bunbury to buy a weeks worth of food my fren.

>>139367

I think he means one of those salvos or vinnies free food deals.

>>139368

I think most parents think that school will teach their children everything they need to know, it's bad but not much you can do about it.

>>139369

Do you not have your own car?

>>139369

Shit you live not far from me

>>139365

I'm off now though fellas was just stopping by to post my daily shenanigans, I got to organize a shipping container now.

>ughhhhhh…..

>>139371

Nar man not yet

>>139372

I'm only half an hour out of town man, in Picton.

>>139373

Neat, I live down in Busselton

>>139375

kek

>>139374

Nice place that been there plenty, My sister met her partner down there.

>>139377

I'm more surprised it's published by penguin

>>139377

(((merchandising)))

>>139380

Don't turn to goon to cope with the stress mate. Just do your best to not fuckup in the future.

>>139380

>If anyone catches wind of this tremendous fuck up I can kiss this job goodbye

I doubt they would sack such a good worker for making an innocent mistake.

I cut back on weed and replaced it with a vape.

Believe it or not it's actually saving me money and I think I was just hook on the spins side

>>139383

I would've fired Weber for making that trainwreck of a gen. It was a minor mistake and everyone's still talking about it, so god knows what's going to happen if anyone discovers leafbot's error. It's a mog eat mog world out there in 2018, it's nothing like the early 2000s. Life operates on a one-strike policy these days.

>>139382

Hopefully with the shitty system it'll get buried under the bureaucracy they call management. I'm just not going to say anything and roll with it.

>>139383

I've heard stories of the best workers getting sacked for these kinds of, albeit as innocent as it is, fuck ups.

>>139385

Burgerbot* the flag is a proxy that won't turn off for some reason. But yeah this shit will get me fired if I brought it up to them or they, God forbid, discover it.

All this cleaning has ruined my hands. They are red raw and sore. Little cuts all over my knuckles.

>>139387

You should wear gloves

Had a pretty depressing day so far. Cold, raining, suburban vibes. Feel like hittin the goon but I know it won't help. Still I'm not sure I can overcome the craving

>>139386

You guys can be sacked for basically anything as well. Being a wagie in burgerland must be a living hell

>>139388

I do for the chemical stuff like bathroom cleaning. I don't even know what did this to my hands.

>>139389

Get on tinder and get a girl round to take your mind off the booze.

>>139392

Do they have hookers on there now?

>>139393

They do it for free if you are a bit of a chad.

>>139390

It's alright if you know how to play your cards right but generally what's supposed to be the manager's responsibility is instead tossed on you. Like for instance if your schedule changes on your days off it's your fault for not somehow keeping up with it. They just don't want to do "extra" work since they get high and mighty most of the time because of a higher pay than their co-workers, some kind of ego trip I guess.

>>139389

>Feel like hittin the goon

>Feel like hittin the goon

>Feel like hittin the goon

>Feel like hittin the goon

>Feel like hittin the goon

>Feel like hittin the goon

IKTF

Resist the goon NEETs. It will only make all your problems worse.

>>139397

I know this is true but I still drink it anyway

How to overcome my own mind

"She'll be right, I'll just drink tonight and then I'll get my act together tomorrow, I know exactly what I gotta do, just gonna relax for tonight before tackling it all headon tomorrow" - what i think each night

>>139398

I find getting drunk helps to overcome my mind

>>139394

chadneets are a fairy tale

There is no greater savage than the negro

Fucking fiending hard for a durry mates

>>139403

You sound like a westie

>>139403

Have a mint.

>>139403

Have a large glass of water.

>>139403

Wash your penis

>>139403

Go for a run.

Fuck it, goon time

>>139410

NO

The countdown to illegible posts begins

>>139410

Stay away from the durries at least.

>>139410

You're 41 minutes late to the party and have much catching up to do

>>139415

that's a man face

>>139415

What is the purpose of this post?

Picked up some primo Banrock Station Rose, 2L for $12. Time to pick some movies and get COMFY

>>139418

You could have got 5L for that price you posh cunt

>>139419

That's just asking for a 2 day bender.

>>139420

Calm down please.

>>139420

Silly, immature posting.

>>139420

You've got some unresolved issues, man.

>>139426

Shhh, no more tears now, it's everything is going to be okay.

>>139428

Deep breaths, innnnnnn and out, innnnnnnnnnn and out.

>>139430

Nice.

>>139430

Looking good.

Aboriginal anal sex

>>139423

>>139424

>>139425

Found the cuckolds

>>139430

Those Woolies chicken chips are fantastic.

>>139438

>Woolies chicken chips

Is that what they are? Do they sell them at the deli, hot?

>>139417

Though she was hot but upon inspection of her Instagram she's just another thot.

https://www.instagram.com/jerriedemasi/

>>139438

Extremely rude.

>>139439

Yes and yes. But not every Woolies does.

Shoulda got some good chips to go with this goon

>>139442

My Woolies sells these little wing things hot sometimes. I only buy them if they are discounted at the end of the day. They are okay.

>>139444

Do you still have that interlock thing on your car?

>>139435

Do you have the original image we used to trigger VN? I would also like the first generation shoop with the two black pepes.

>>139445

Love those discounted deli goods

>>139449

The last time I went to buy some chicken from the woolies deli there was a blowfly flying around the raw chicken.

>>139451

Well well well, fancy neet over here thinks he's too good for a bit of salmonella. You'll never make make it to executive status being this prissy.

>>139454

What's the project?

>>139453

Yeah fuck this guy only yuppies buy shit

>>139452

Fascinating.

Bought the woolies meatballs today

they were fucking RAW. probably gonna have the shits now.

Where to get the video?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4814004/Disabled-woman-sexually-assaulted-bus-Morocco.html

>>139458

Were you meant to cook them first?

>>139452

Face fucking then dick slipped to chin fucking

>>139385

You had to go there, didn't you?

>>139460

Nope, they were packaged, hot and ready to eat. even came with a sauce. theyre normally pretty good but damn, I thought the texture was weird then I look and there was pink. Feel ill now but some raw beef wont kill me.

just watch out anon, woolies are hit and miss.

>>139463

Well if you get sick you might be able to sue them.

>>139463

>raw beef wont kill me

mince needs to be cooked completely, unless you have just ground it yourself from solid steak

>>139463

Only soyboys get sick from raw meat

>>139463

As a rule of thumb I always, ALWAYS, heat up store bought food that claims it is hot and ready.

Anyway, why did you buy the meatballs and eat just the meatballs?

>>139464

pfft, as if I could afford a lawsuit

>>139465

yeah dont worry, ill be fine bitch boi. the chance of getting e.coli poisoning from raw beef is really low.

>>139467

Why did I buy ready to eat meatballs and then eat them? You tell me man, 5 dollar lunch even if it kills me will be worth it

>>139466

>>139468

http://www.foodauthority.nsw.gov.au/_Documents/retailfactsheets/hamburger_food_safety.pdf

>>139455

The electric hippie bike, of course. My 600 watt one was out of my dull drill and chink steels ability to mount/align properly. This motor is built into a rim and looks idiot proof.

Justified it because I have a awesome battery I got which is slowly going to shit. Plus a electric bike would be awesome for me because there is a lot of shortcuts around me which are just overgrown dirt roads. People get pissy if you take a proper dirt bike on them though.

>>139462

Sorry mate, I tried to stand up for your dignity and prohibit public discussion of the case. A high-ranking councilman personally stepped in and ruled against the motion. The Streisand/Weber/Fuzed/Fuzzed Effect took over from there and everyone wanted to know all about the mistake.

>>139470

Why not just buy a $100 bolt-on 2-stroke kit?

>>139472

Would probably shake itself apart in 5 minutes.

>>139470

Neat. Do you have a GoPro that you could use to take vids when it's up and running?

>>139458

Why didn't you take photos and post it on FaceJEW? Could've got some sweet compo bux.

>>139465

Most Meats doesn't need to be fully cooked but you should for minced meat

Also this is obvious but don't eat raw chicken

>>139476

Thank you for telling me what I already posted.

It's all good, bro

>>139471

Good to see you're capitalising NEET names.

>>139468

>the chance of getting e.coli poisoning from raw beef is really low

I'd prepare a will just in case.