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Discrete math is too overwhelming for me

>>231441

>Discrete Math

This sounds like another term for Jew Magic

>>231444

It basically is

>>231436

A questionable pepe.

>>231441

You'll get the hang of it

I opened my uni stuff today and I decided to just close the tab. It was just so overwhelming, ill have a better go at it tomorrow

>>231448

The BO must ban himself

>>231442

NK Ya Boong

>>231451

He didn't make it but he still should

>>231441

It's discrete you fucking idiot. It should be easier, as each topic is self contained.

>>231446

Horseshit. Your magical internets is built on it.

>>231457

It's simply too overwhelming for me

I made this thread in Possums honor and he hates it

how rude

The council has deemed this thread illegal, a new thread must be made.

>>231450

You fucking uni neets give me the shits. I fucked up my first couple of years and wish I could go back in time and do things properly. You have the chance now and you're fucking it up.

>>231461

Didn't Possum ban the Jews

>>231463

I'm trying my best

>>231462

What council.

>>231459

Were you the cunt wanting special treatment NOT to have to do the bridging math course?

>You have the chance now and you're fucking it up.

I'll do it tomorrow

>>231468

No that was the other physics NEET

>>231459

What is the current topic?

>>231473

I'm not mad I'm frustrated. Almost like a parent would be.

>>231473

They have the midweek blues

>>231473

Not really angry, but I do miss the NEETlyfe, even if I was slightly more miserable.

>>231465

he banned the jews so he could be the only jew left, much like Adolf Hitler in WW2

>>231476

Why can't they just pay us a living wage to shitpost online.

>>231473

fucking traffic unna

>>231472

Divisors and primes. Using the euclidean algorithm to find gcd(m,n) = d, and extended euclidean algorithm to find a and b in am + bn = d. I've figured out the euclidean algo but the extended part it hurts my head

OP made this when I had made an OC pepe for the thread I was going to make, bit frustrating, but there is always the next thread.

>>231478

If you're a good boy, after the election when Billy becomes boss, you might get some extra good boy points.

>>231441

Also your tutorial is important for making sure the fuckers teach you until you understand. Don't let them weasel out of it. Use their contact hours during the week if you still don't get something. You're paying for it.

>>231484

wtf even is discrete math?

>>231480

Fuck me boy, you wouldn't be posting on this board using HTTP-fucking-S without ol' Euclid's algorithm. Let Uncle Weber dig out his fucking learnin shit.

>>231485

jesus christ what even is wikipedia

>>231484

Even I passed discrete math and I can barely cook rice even in a rice cooker, you'll be fine, just keep going over it until ti clicks

>>231487

Fuck Wikipedia, you're susposed to be some bigbrained uni poof, tell me ==RIGHT NOW==

>>231483

My first tutorial is sometime next week

my birthday is always the worst day of the year

>>231480

Is this any clearer to you?

http://www-math.ucdenver.edu/~wcherowi/courses/m5410/exeucalg.html

Quality edition.

>>231351

Because it's a hobo and is often found in trash cans.

>>231441

How is it different to regular math?

>>231357

You need to stop using it.

>>231495

it has more decimal places

The Crime Scene Investigation van just stopped out the front. Again.

>>231453

I am still uncertain if I can.

>>231363

Me too, even have a jumper on. Pretty comfy.

>>231497

Less generally.

>>231501

.5 of a decimal.

>>231367

Nicely done.

>>231461

I'm sure deep down he loves it. He is just being humble.

>>231370

I might actually get some of them.

Cheesey might've been on to something.

>>231462

That is what he wants you to do.

>>231373

You are looking for excuses.

>>231504

You're the only other board member he interacts with.

>>231473

Envious.

Possum put me up to it.

>>231377

I made mine online with Hesta, it's my third one.

>>231378

I left mine without nominating one at first, they didn't make one. It's ok though because your super is held by the ato or something, it isn't held by the company you work for. I don't think so anyway.

>>231379

Nah, there is a membership number for your super as well.

>>231508

He just needs to get to know the real (You)'s.

You are all wonderful people.

>>231481

Is it a good pepe?

>>231406

Posso is a harsh but fair dictator.

do not pay 250 shekels for a flight simulator experience

>>231487

All information is through the Gen.

Everything else is lies.

>>231491

Have a wank

I've got an abundance of energy after eating 2 slices of toast since 9am till 7.

Maybe this intermittent fasting meme is legit, not that I was trying it, was just too lazy to make food

>>231498

Investigating another assault on Craig?

>>231507

hmm

>>231514

What happened?

>>231509

How was it today?

>>231491

Is today your birthday?

>>231521

Terrible.

>>231520

just a waste of money. maybe its my anhedonia

>>231498

They know.

>>231522

Don't spoil the surprise!

>>231523

Go on…

>>231527

Happy birthday

>>231528

Same shit. Office politics.

I miss you guys when I am not here.

>>231531

Then stay

gonna have a crack at cheesy's ex missus on discord, reckon I could conquer that 17yo pussy

Wish I could break my ausneets addiction. Really don't think this board is a positive thing for my life but still to this day it cracks me up and leaves me refreshing manually every few minutes

>>231492

Yes, it just takes me a while to process it

>>231533

Is she still alive?

Possum, do you really only interact with me?

>>231535

This is reasonably clear too: https://crypto.stanford.edu/pbc/notes/numbertheory/euclid.html

If it helps, watch some youtubes on the subject.

Anyway, if your first tutorial is next week that is when they'll go over it.

>>231537

of course Cruisey, he hates Me and the rest of the gen

Hello NEEts

I behaved badly while drunken a week ago so I hid in the corner out of shame.

Hope you're all doing well and have not become jewish.

>>231536

She gave up (again) on March 4: https://galacticteasipper.tumblr.com/

>>231539

he hates me more than you

>tfw possum hates you WORST OF ALL

>>231539

I don't know.

>>231538

So they revise in the tutorials what is covered in the lectures?

Hate is a strong word.

>>231545

That's the whole point.

>>231540

Which NEET is this? I don't recall the incident.

>>231546

aboriginal penis is two strong words

>>231547

More specifically they go over the textbook questions that went with the section you were reading

>>231547

Good

>>231548

FarmerNEET

I don't think I was too bad here but it's a bit blurry

I may have done a drunken shitposting swathe far and wide

Now Possum isn't replying.

I hope he doesn't hate me too.

>>231553

possum is being a dildo

>>231554

Does that mean we have to slather him in lube again ?

>>231555

i vote we just give him the silent treatment

Time for a big boi poo.

>>231552

It's all good NEET, just as long as you let NK get the horsepussy

>>231537

I interact with a wide variety of NEETs. There are only a couple I do not like to talk to.

>>231559

Good to hear it. I hope you have been staying away from that no good mod page.

>>231560

He hasn't been. If he had he would inadvertently interact with the ones he doesn't like.

>>231561

Hmm

>>231558

All my horsepussy is belong to NK

>>231562

Absolute power corrupts. The only winning move is for him to not participate in the NEET general.

>>231565

But surely then if we were unmoderated we'd all get a little corrupt ?

>>231565

I think possum hates NEETs tbh.

Possum is a very sensitive soul. It doesn't really suit an image board.

>>231566

Unmoderated, this place would be shit.

>>231568

He is the counter weight to the depravity of the lowliest NEETs.

>>231569

I actually agree, Possum is alright for a jew marsupial

>>231569

*more shit

>>231573

This place is the best place on the internet.

>>231571

Mischievous and malevolent NEETs.

>>231574

No, that's a tie between pornhub and gumtree

>>231577

[That's not from the movie War Games, meaning you lose the thread]

>>231576

Porntree ?

Gumhub ?

I like Gumhub

>>231576

That's a lie.

>>231578

[shit]

Will some new blood cheer you up Possum?

I'll make some silly OC and plaster it all over 4chan until I get banned.

I might watch Sneakers tonight. It's a comfy hacker fillum.

>>231564

fucking based

>>231582

Make UNNAposting popular there too

>>231585

They are not welcome on my board.

>>231587

I just realized all we see on the back of the coppers shirt is "PO"

what if it actually instead of police, reads "POSSUM"

should i become a wagie

being a neet and drinking all day every day is fucking boring

>>231589

Cut out the drinking and then make a decision

>>231589

Become a wagie but keep drinking

>>231593

>ID WANNA PUT ME WITCHEDY GRUB IN

Revolting.

I think possum needs a job to distract him

>>231596

It'd be good for him.

Is baseball/squadrack/sweetcorn NEET all the same person? Is that Possom? I really don't know my neetlore

>>231543

Is that bad?

>>231600

Yeah that's Possum

Also who are two gay NEETs saying good night to each other? My guess has always been possum and cruisy/weber

>>231605

Yeah it's Possum and Cruisy.

Thinking about feeding an executive

Got a new phone coming tomorrow but because I'm not a NEET they'll dump it at the post office because no one will be home since it requires a signature.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>231607

>TFW no gf to feed and make fat

>>231608

Chuck a sickie

>>231607

Feed the skellies

>>231605

Weber.

>>231610

>Chucking a sickie to avoid going to the post office.

I was thinking about it…

>>231608

Ask for permission to leave your rage cage

>Your ban was filed on September 17th, 2014. This ban will not expire.

First I've heard of this.

>>231614

I can't, the sender wants a signature on delivery, which is fair enough I guess.

>>231614

Oh, uh, disregard this >>231617

I don't think I could do that.

>>231617

Redirect it to your work

>>231616

A ding dong bannu

>>231619

Fucking genius thanks for ruining a potential sickie

>>231621

They'll probably fuck the delivery up then though sorry m8

>>231622

Nah it's fine, only two days left in the slave pits.

I get to drive earth moving shit next week at my course.

Bobcats and back-hoes, I'm looking forward to it.

Looks like I can't spam 4chan.

>>231625

Visit Dan's instead

Why don't you say good night to us?

>>231624

That should be fun.

>>231628

It's done 1 on 1 with an instructor too

I was glad I wouldn't have to do it in front of a crowd of bogans

I'm going to watch a movie and go to bed. Goodnight to everybody except those two

>>231630

Nighty night.

Now look what you've done.

He won't even say good night to me properly.

>>231630

Goodnight m8

If I'm one of those two you can still damn well have a good night anyway

>>231630

Good night/

If I'm one of the two NEETs he doesn't reply to, who is the other NEET?

>>231636

I think it may be me

But I'm paranoid

>>231636

Me, the guy who Possum hates the most

>>231639

>>231636

Hang on, that means Possum doesn't talk to 3 of us.

And there's only 4 of us anyway ….

Hopefully one day Australia will have universal basic income

>tfw it's Possum talking to himself and 3 of us boong and jew posting

>>231642

We do mate, it's called the dole

>>231643

In case you haven't worked it out yet possum is one of you

>>231644

no thats different

>>231644

It's not universal.

>>231641

So basically there is 7 of us including possum

He talks to Cruisey, Shire and NK, while ignoring me, Weber and Monk

>>231649

He also ignores me

>>231649

So who talks to me then ?

Apart from you obviously

>>231649

You count yourself too highly. He doesn't even notice you.

I was thinking about you guys at the wagering

>>231651

bots

>>231654

You shouldn't be thinking about things that are located outside of your rage cage.

>>231654

It's nice to know someone cares.

>>231651

everyone except NK, Cruisey

NK doesn't talk to you because talking to yourself is weird and you're very self conscious about that

>>231659

He might have been thinking and laughing

>>231660

I'm not NK, although I get that a lot.

>>231657

sexy

>>231660

Wrong NEET but I am uncomfortable that you know that much.

>>231660

Oh, and I'm not Cruisey either

>tfw getting confused

>>231661

Cruisey, you and NK are born on the same day in the same year

So you're either the same person or twins which also makes you the same person

>>231664

Hitler are you 28 years old UNNA

I haven’t done a shit in quite a while bros

>>231659

I think about the gen constantly

Probably the tism

>>231666

Nope

add about 15

UNNA

In your case Hitler NEET, only I talk to you

NEET lore is a myth and I don't believe most of you can accurately identify NEETs from writing style without context from the post.

Cruisey's a dirty boong cock sucker.

>>231662

I like the way he holds his phallic symbol of white opression

>>231668

Don't you mean add 13 and a bit with your birthday being today so you'd be 42.0 years old

>>231669

I suspected as much

>>231673

>OI CUZ YA SEE DA DISTANCE MY HANDS ARE APART

>DATZ DA SIZE OF MY COCK UNNA

>>231670

Yeah well you would say that Eugene

>>231674

Nope sorry

I'll be 44 in 4 months or so

UNNA OLD CUNT

>>231678

younger than me m8

>>231670

writing style is the context you fucking boong

I can Identify for example Hitler NEET by his writing style 80% of the time

Possum and Cruisey are about 70% each

NK Posts are NK posts

If you see a cunny that's usually monk

>>231678

half way to 88 mein fuhrur

You cunts ate fucked in the head but so am I so who am I to judge

>>231683

fucked in the head deserved to be eaten, he tasted real good too

>>231684

I'd still like to know who fucked him in the head before we ate him though

>>231684

he was very gristly

>>231685

He was heading to a dumpster before his death so……..

I think we should eat an executive again next time

I like the crackling

>>231685

NK obviously, he objected to the head fucking which is why he had to be eaten

Wonder what NKs life was like at 24

>>231690

We were there

He took homebake heroin and talked about milk

And he made more videos

>>231690

He was a superboong

>>231691

Mindies, wew old times

I just accidently clicked on an /aus/ thread and saw a picture of what I assume was an Asian tranny that had a really nice bum

This disgusts and confuses me

We should kill them all and burn their board with salt

>>231693

He's come a long way, from mindies and goon to dexies and emu.

>>231695

Through the good times

And the bad

>>231695

NK 2047 will be sipping champagne and snorting 100% cocaine at this rate

>>231694

Did you get a stiffy?

>>231698

Maybe a twinge in the groinal region but no tumescence

wtf is a mindie

Is that when codeine was legal?

>>231697

NK 2088, sipping petrol goon and snorting Jews

Anyone itt depressed

>>231700

All the mindie NEETs died

>>231701

NK 2031

Betraying humanity to SkyNEET in exchange for goon and boong porn

>>231700

It's codeine and some type of hypnotic and paracetamol.

>>231700

Yeah, it's basically filtering pills to get stronger codiene

>>231702

I'm not depressed but my huge breasted gorgeous nymphomaniac gf is

>>231706

That's just the cold water extraction to end up with pure codeine, I believe the mindie name comes from merysndol which contain codeine, doxylamine and paracetamol.

>>231702

I've been maniacally writing out some pretty brutally honest stuff into a document tonight, things I really need to change about myself. It sucks to have to write it out, but it feels good to have a point to move on from.

No alcohol tonight

>>231708

Ah, fair enough.

I did wonder where that name came from

>>231702

A little bit.

>>231709

>No alcohol tonight

I actually get drunk to write stuff like that then read it sober

>>231712

I did that a lot too. Just flicking through my notebook that stuff is in before, its mostly scribbling down my own motivational quotes under poorly written to-do lists for the next day.

I'm finally realising and admitting that I'm basically a drug addict, and my alcoholism was ruining my life and my relationships and while I knew that, I was too arrogant or too far gone to change it. Even when I did quit for a few weeks I just smoked pot every night instead. I have some real self-reflection to do on my behaviour and choices over the past few years.

One step at a time

>>231713

Small steps is best m8, as long as you make them

>>231652

They always sit in a circle

>>231657

That gun won't save him from getting raped

>>231716

Look at the facial expression m8

He's been raped like Tony Abbo on dexies in the goon tent

>>231717

>>231719

That's the thousand rape stare

>>231720

They gave him the rifle to taunt him before more rape

>>231718

What do you do when sitting on your bed? Use your phone?

Desecrated aboriginal colon

Aboriginal Anal Rights

I bet the jews own the rights to aboriginal anal

>>231722

And wank

Down cunts miss there train is watching down cunts ate fucked in a car accident

>>231728

But we already ate fucked !

>>231720

He's making that expression because he just realized he has no clothes or webbing to store any ammunition or percussion caps for his gun.

>>231730

And he saw NK's grandad in the distance

Big poo

>>231703

Only the soft ones.

>>231709

Good effort mate and good luck.

What music do you NEETs listen to?

>>231737

Remember with great power comes great responsibility

>>231731

He's NKs great grandad

goodnight NEETs

have a good sleep and good dreams filled with Abos and Tony Abbott

>>231739

I'm probably the only one here who listens to jpop, aren't i?

>>231746

What is that

>>231747

Click on it

>tfw severely drunk at a dingey pub motel supplied by the wagerium

>>231737

Happy birthday m8

Remember, Charm Person only works on things they would do anyway.

>>231749

Get a local aboriginal hooker

#SupportIndigenousSelfEmployment

>>231749

>>231751

I believe it is in fact traditional to get a cheap whore when staying in a dingy motel on work business.

It's pretty much mandatory.

Bread with butter

Yum

>>231754

Rich NEET

>>231754

stop gloating, you're making me hungry

>>231512

It's an alright one,

I forgive you for making this thread OP, I don't like making editions ending in odd numbers anyway, it just doesn't feel right somehow, anyway the final two days of wageslavery for the week loom. Night Night NEETs.

Food

Poo'd

jew'd

>>231760

(you)'d

Big bum rape

executive aboriginal bottom pounding exhibition

I wonder if Cruisey ever gets his missus to pretend she's a boong

>>231761

how decent of (you)

hope I don't get sue'd

>>231764

now that's some true blue RP

I bet he takes her out back by the dumpster

>>231768

Oh god

Do you think she screams "Do me like you're NK** ?

Woops

fucked up my spoiler completely there

>>231769

wouldn't be me place to say

but I'm sure you know the answer

Another night of heart pounding anxiety

>>231773

what's the problem brudda?

>>231774

No idea, i'm rather calmly watching tornado videos on youtube but I can just tell I won't be able to sleep easily tonight

>>231775

Have you had a goon and a wank and maybe a cone ?

These all help me sleep.

>>231772

Is it on Netflix?

>>231777

Nah, they won't show it, said it was racist

I don't see what's racist about hot boong chicks getting gangbanged by white convicts for three hours.

I found it quite erotic.

>>231775

>>231779

sounds comfy

Now I want to see boong/convict gangbangs INSIDE a tornado

>>231782

LIE : Your mum has a virgin arsehole

>>231779

It was homophobic because they Didint fuck any aboriginal men

>>231784

They saved that for the directors cut, another 4 hours of it

>>231781

Now that would break the porn industry.

>>231786

>BOONGNADO

>An epic five hour journey into airborne boong sex in colonial times

>>231788

fucking kek

I'd invest, hell I'd volunteer for the porno

and I'd do it all for rape

>>231789

We could probably make it with volunteers, or pay people in goon

We just need money for a tornado machine

>>231534

tfw ausneets is one of the only positive things in my life that I look forward to

>>231791

same

>>231791

>>231792

I think this is the best bit of the internet tbqh

Not even shitposting

>>231790

we could set up a decent cater full of goon and canned meat, snags and fairy bread.

or we could just go up to darwin and wait for a decent hurricane.

>>231791

agreed

>>231794

It's too humid in Darwin, the boong chicks would get slimy

>>231795

nah, they're adapt to the climate up there, just give em a gooned shower if they get too filthy

fuck me its late. night neets.

>>231796

If the film does well I've an idea for a sequel

UNNA WARS, BOONGS IN SPACE

ZERO GRAVITY HOTBOONG SEX

>>231797

Yeah, imma pass out too

G'night m8

>>231797

Get Elon to take us around the moon

>>231799

>>231797

GN fellas, I might stay up a bit longer

>>231801

Don't spend all night on the boongporn m8

Cheers

>>231797

tfw have work at 8AM tomorrow

probs wont even set an alarm clock lol

>>231801

ill try abstain for a few hours.

>>231803

depends how much dosh you have and if you have anyone to help you. lots of shit to consider, I'm not sure about majority of shit you'd need to figure out.

>>231804

good luck NEET

>>231805

>>231802

was meant for (you)

jesus maybe I should go to sleep

>>231804

Good luck, non-neet. I play on going to my doctor to try another alcohol detox with valium. Getting withdrawal faster and harder than before my first detox.

>>231803

All those neets who have come and gone…

>>231809

They just wank and leave …

I couldn't get to sleep so I'm having a whisky

Shit, sorry alcohol detox NEET

>>231757

> I don't like making editions ending in odd numbers

Interesting.

>>231764

unna

>>231769

She says make me grunt like Weber

Where are all you NEETs this morning?

>>231819

It is a euphemism for diversity, which is a euphemism for racial replacement, which is a euphemism for genocide.

WAGIES RISE UP

>>231821

And get to work