/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>142124

What a lewd pepe.

MALLACOOTA

>>142128

I'd like to hear from somebody who hasn't been caught trying to suck their own penis.

>>142130

Does this even count as a Pepe?

>>142132

How did you know?

>>142133

It is pretty clearly Pepe and his sister.

>>142133

I thought it was kermit at first but then I noticed those big red pepe lips.

>>142133

Just be glad it's not a Golliwog, or the Boongs would be after us

>>142040

Does that mean you get your payment cut?

>>142138

She has a very plain face.

>>142138

Piss off.

>>142138

unironically yuck, please keep it 18+ in future

>>142124

Another fucked-up format thread.

>>142138

I bet shes rubbing her grool thinking about all the greasy NEETs looking at her online

>>142143

Where was Weber at 6:49PM on Monday the 3rd?

>>142146

Weber runs on ACST.

>>142145

A horrific post.

>>142144

Is that the fake one you were talking about?

>>142149

No, I totally have $10-15k to spend on a watch.

Yes

>>142150

You can spend less if you buy pre-owned.

>>142140

t. hasn't left his bedroom in 4+ weeks

>>142141

t. hasn't seen a non-anime grill in 4+ weeks

>>142142

t. Needs to fuck off to Reddit ASAP

>>142152

You are a revolting pervert.

NEET FIGHT!

>>142152

Imagine the existence of a man who secretly takes photos of adolescent drive-through girls to use as masturbation fuel

>>142148

>>>/Reddit/

Seriously

>>142153

>>142155

>>>/Reddit/

Seriously, you both are pathetic.

>>142144

archie.. pls go

>>142157

>y-you're the one with the problem, there is nothing the matter with reenacting my favourite hentai intros with unwitting children IRL

The best defence is a good offence right bud?

>>142105

>>142113

>>142114

>>142138

Actually now that I think of it I think that's a shireNEET, pretty sure he likes whisky and used to creep quite a bit

>>142157

Vile creature.

"Oh my, something that offends me"

"Please make the bad man go away"

"2D > 3D 4 Eva"

"FESTIVAL SHORTS!"

What the fuck is wrong with you zoomers anyway.

>>142159

MAN ON THE MOON

>>142161

I'm no creeper, I was pointing out that it might be Sylvania HJ's, pretty sure that girl served me last night.

>>142163

Very immature. This is not /b/.

>>142163

An idiotic attempt at defending foul behavior. Please have a bit of self-awareness.

>>142164

man on da fucking moon

wist watch check

aussieneet checking in, just back from holidays, how you all doing, ill go check the old theads now to see if you all still calling my name (i bet so)

>>142160

The best defence is common sense.

>>142162

"Save me from the internet monsters, mummy"

>>142151

Only affordable second hand ones I've seen have been so banged up they'd need serious work to make them presentable.

Just remembered I also have my late father's gold Omega Seamaster Cosmic stashed away somewhere, which he was given when he turned 21, so a 1970 or 71 model.

>>142169

>aussieneet

Wait, is that the notorious "John"?

>>142169

Not sure about the last bit, how have you been though? Did you ever start that business?

>>142165

retarted shrek cocopops

>>142167

It's not Reddit either…

>>142168

Stop coming here if anything offends you.

>>142166

I'm not accusing you of being a creeper NEET, I'm just pointing out that one of the shireNEETs likes both whisky and taking creepshots and that it's probably him and not NK like I said in my post in the previous thread

>>142171

>Omega Seamaster Cosmic

Very nice.

>>142169

>just back from holidays

How long were you involuntarily held this time?

>>142176

I just realised that I read your post wrong, how embarrassing.

>>142175

You need to smarten up your act.

>>142166

Were you in QLD last night?

sup NEETs how goes your day

>>142179

No hard feelings NEET

>>142182

Hello, it is going okay. Just woke up from a nap.

>>142180

Oh wow, not sure if I'll ever recover from that burn…

>>142167

/b/ bans people for literally no reason

>>142178

that'd bother me, except i literally been drowning in pussy so.. doesnt bother me

>>142186

You're a big guy

>>142184

wish I could take naps

>>142189

4u

>>142186

>short

>bald

>tubby

Not a great specimen.

>>142190

You need to take what you want in this life.

>>142182

Fine. Did you just clock-off from work?

>>142192

but not as edgy as you, or bitter it would appear

>>142187

So does our BO

>>142188

Are you John or GookNEET?

>>142196

probably not much difference at this point.. took me a while.. but gookneet had the right idea all along

>>141938

Trust in Weber.

Have Faith in the Gen.

>>141950

Good luck mate.

>>141985

>indolence.

Clever fella.

>>142006

That was some semi-narky shit. We all know what has happened, we don't need to remind ourselves, it will just cause pain.

>>142042

Great going bud, you did good.

>>142052

You're playing with fire.

>>142091

So close.

>>142113

> 'creeped'

You are an artist.

Follow your dreams.

>>142198

>Clever fella

Thank you mate.

>>142200

Do not encourage him.

>>142186

We used to talk about the tree removal thing a bit. A NEET-minded arboriculture business with a special focus on preserving the virgin skin of the well-pampered ex-unemployed employee. I guess that didn't happen on either end.

I've since started uni for physio, in seven weeks I'll be finished my clinical experience and wrapping up my first year. It feels pretty amazing to have direction and a goal after being a pathetic full-on NEET for so many years. I'll be hitting SEA as soon as I graduate, in the meantime I'm trying to find more than casual work and maybe meet a girl. What've you been up to? What holiday?

>>142197

OK, so you've given up on the whole 'wife and 2 kids' lie…? And iirc you'd always call GN out for his 'degenerate race-mixing' behaviour. Nice larp, NK/10.

>>142203

yeah i was working (not gonna say), not my own business though, not working again for past 2 months though as i was jetsetting around asia having fun

do it, because it's fun as fuck, take the girls out, have fun and all that, get laid, goto sleep, rinse repeat, it's intoxicating though

>>142194

nah I've been out for a few hours now

>>142166

So it's the other shireNEET?

>>142196

kek

>>142163

Festival shorts are cool.

>>142202

Do not stay here.

https://www.reddit.com/

Off you go.

>>142200

Thank you

so whatever came of the rift between aus and ausneets?

>>142202

>Do not encourage him.

Different strokes.

>>142212

Imagine if that was your daughter being creepshotted by some disgusting fat NEET.

>>142213

Imagine if I was your dad.

Getting back on the beers tonight NK to fight to hang over?

>>142213

>the beta is imagining he'll father a child one day

Oh my, what a lie.

Been listening to these guys all day.

>>142216

If I was both your dads I'd clip both your ears and make you shake hands.

If you can't share neither of you will get to play with it.

>>142213

>All NEETS are fat and disgusting creepers

>Reddit

>Facebook

>Discord

Just a few alternatives you should permanently migrate to, beta boy.

>>142219

Get in your fucking room now.

No supper tonight.

>>142219

Calm down please.

>>142219

>beta boy

Oh you are that wanker too.

>tfw think of fishing after he steals the quads.

>>142221

>>142222

>>142223

BO, please ban yourself.

>>142224

How was work today?

>>142225

You like getting told to get in your room don't you?

Lets see how you like the belt.

>>142227

Hot

>>142226

Incredibly stressful.

I will tell you in person one day. I am ok but shit went down.

Also rang pom chick after work for half an hour or so. She told me she was a topless barmaid in Darwin for a bit.

>>142228

I'm not putting you across my knee.

>>142220

>No supper tonight

Already had a bottle of wine, cheeseburger stunner meal and 2 beers. Feasting on (You)s atm.

>>142229

>Incredibly stressful

I am sorry to hear that mate.

Is it the sort of shit that is going to be an ongoing problem?

>>142229

>Also rang pom chick

When are you going to meet her for a shag?

>>142231

>a bottle of wine

And I told those naive NEETs to heed your instructions.

You may be fashionable and have an extensive palette repertoire but you are as lowly as the vile R.A.P.E. extruder.

Ever think you're getting too old for this neet shit lads?

>>142229

Is your job OK?

>>142235

Yes.

>>142235

Yes

>>142235

NO, I am already old m8

>>142232

I hope not.

It was a health issue and an ambulance came, the issue is an ongoing one that the person has not been taking enough care of.

I had to go get a sup worker and drop him at his shift because he had car issues and when I got back to the office everyone but two people had gone home three hours early.

Pretty full on.

>>142241

>everyone but two people had gone home three hours early

Kick off formal warnings tomorrow for all.

>>142233

When I mentioned I might be going to Melbourne soon for business she said she is going to Melbourne soon too.

hey guys, hows it go.

>>142235

Yes, especially whenever I get into a fight with the zoomers. There's just no getting through to them.

>>142244

Not bad, yourself?

>>142242

They were sent home, sort of. But I had just left to fix a fuck up and got back 2 hours later.

>>142241

>Pretty full on

And none of it your fault, remember that.

>>142236

What do you mean?

>>142247

Are these salaried people?

>>142249

Before you explained, I thought you might have been referencing the old duties you had to do the other day or your promotion getting rescinded or something.

>>142248

I found the dude.

It's not my fault though, I know that.

>>142252

Overthinking about the interview I have on Wednesday.

>>142250

Yeah, it was all the office staff, four people had left already and there is only ten in our office.

>>142250

Nah, meat eaters

>>142244

Just had a video call with the girlfriend after 2 weeks. Can't wait to import her next month.

>>142251

I am doing my old duties now because the chick was fired. I am downstairs until that position is filled. I am ok with that.

>>142255

Apart from the last work day before Christmas or Easter, I've never seen salaried people just sent home.

>>142257

How do you get her to stay?

Bit suss she contacts you after you get an interview.

>>142257

Post pic.

>>142257

>import

download her latest anime episode*

>>142257

Will she make it through quarantine?

>>142260

People were crying and shit. I apparently had the lowest stress tolerance score in the office, cunts are just soft.

>>142263

>>142261

It's only like $240 for a 6 month visa, think its about a grand or so for a 12 month working holiday visa.

Fortunately shes a cashed up chink and I'm just a neet so she is absolutely 100% not going for my money.

>>142138

drivethru girls are the best. There's this Canadian girl at my local maccas and I'm always happy when she serves me.

>>142263

>overthinking? try not stress to much man, overthinking and then realizing it wasn't worth the worry is killer.

Thanks, I should be fine once I get to the interview, it's just the waiting that makes me nervous.

>>142267

Get her to express mail her credit card and take it Dan's.

Why do homos have to bring attention to themselves?

You go on a Twitter profile and they have "gay", "real gay", "proud gay" in their profile.

>>142268

Well whatever you do don't photograph that poor innocent Instagramming girl. You'll get the beta's lacy pink cumdies in a knot.

>>142271

They certainly have nothing to be proud of.

>>142274

>hope you enjoy her man

>tfw never had a threesome

>>142275

looooool

…

>>142277

looks like cheap ciggies, gimme

All this talk of girlfriends and jobs has left me feeling NEET-jected. Good night.

>>142280

You could get a job as a lonely NEET's gf.

>>142280

We're all gonna make it, NEET

>>142280

Night mate.

>>142280

Goon night.

>>142280

Goon night.

>>142280

That is why I rarely post about mine. I don't want to clog up the board.

>>142286

go on

>>142286

Good pictures should be posted m8

Cheesy here, today I got my braces off. I've only had them on for about 1.5 years, so it was a bit of a surprise that they could come off at this stage. I have to wear retainers now and the top one is hard as fuck to take off, I pull on it really hard and it feels like I am going to break something. Anyway, it was $8k well spent. I'm actually still paying it off until early next year, however.

>>142286

>>142288

*poo pictures

>>142289

Make sure you use the retainer for as long as they tell you to. I stopped using mine because it was annoying but after several years now my teeth have moved back a bit.

>>142289

Post a pic of your new chompers please.

>>142289

Keep wearing the retainer and your teeth will adjust over time but first couple of days may be painful but it will fade.

Destroyed anal cavatity

>>142289

Have you tried kissing with them off yet?

>>142289

Well done mate.

>>142280

You need to use that feeling to want to improve yourself. Don't give in to it and become a bitter and awful person.

Fuck its just positive news all round the gen this last day or two

Good work friends

>>142292

I'd like to but I was going to do a before/after one. I'll post a pic when I find the before picture, because they were really horrible before, and the contrast is important.

>>142291

>>142293

>>142296

Yeah, I plan on following their guidelines on that as much as possible. I don't want them to move again and waste the money I spent. I've only had the retainers on for a few hours and they are already getting less painful, so that is a bonus.

>>142295

No, I'll have to this weekend.

>>142298

The gen works in mysterious ways.

I love you NEETs.

>>142300

xx

>>142279

hell ye boy

>>142300

Aww, bless.

So NEETs, what are your intentions for 2019? How has gf2018 gone for you so far, and how will this year's experiences shape plan2019?

>>142302

Get on board brother.

>>142303

gf2018 ticked off the list for me, next step is full time wagie, hopefully that will be a reality by the end of the week, as for 2019 I don't know yet.

>>142305

Noice, good for you mate

>>142305

You are doing well mate.

>>142303

gf2018 is complete, even though it wasn't planned

wagie2018 too, but only casual at the moment

I still need to get my license which I should this year, and wait until the end of next year for the gf to move in with me.

>>142309

mm, i've been working since 2011 and they've only got on my ass to get my license this year. i'm 23 turning 24, i don't know why i never got it earlier but i was a fucking piss wreck for years and now my anxiety gets to me. gr8, but once i get it shouldn't be so bad. atleast everyone will stop giving me shit ;-;

>>142309

Great stuff m80.

>>142308

Leon Russell is on the keys I think too, the band members sort of became derek and the dominoes and little feat and some were from Muscle shoals rhythm section (that's where skydog was mixed in from)

They are the white soul we all need.

>>142312

thunks muh man, you've showed me some good shit today.

Night all.

>>142315

Good night.

>>142315

Night

>>142314

btw, pic of them clean cut is when they were Dean Martin/Sinatra etc. band, second one with all the gold and platinum is when they were Bob Segar/Paul Simon/Cat Steven/Aretha etc.

They really get me off, and the fact that they are not "rock stars" is the coolest point.

>>142314

cheers man, good shit. >>142318

jesus, how the hell did i not hear of them before? fml

>>142315

Good night.

Why do so many of you guys go to bed so early

>>142318

>>142319

Actually, I'm getting some of that mixed up with the wrecking crew.

Also worth looking at.

Noone's heard of them.

That's what makes them amazing.

They were just session musicians in the dark behind the big stars.

>>142321

We have got our shit together.

>>142322

heard of the wreckin crew, didn't they do all of the birds tracks?

>>142319

>>142322

The other one worth looking at, although I don't know if you are into this type of music (they are equally talented) are the funk brothers who were motowns session musicians.

Between the wrecking crew, muscle shoals and the funk brothers, they probably made at least half of the records that have ever been no.1's in modern western music.

>>142324

Probably. They did so much. It is mind boggling, sometimes just the music they played would be every top hit in the top 10 at any particular time.

>>142321

I go to bed early because I've been getting sick during the day. Also going to get groceries mid-day is annoying, rather than in the morning.

>>142280

I wish I could filter it but now I realize there's no stopping the normalfagification of any internet place in this time period

>>142328

Is that you Campervan NEET?

>>142328

That's a lot of weed.

>>142331

Nighty night.

>>142331

Night matey

Time for a bifter

>>142331

Gook night.

>>142331

>ywn stick your long, hard recorder into her mouth.

what chu want? baby i got it

>>142310

It's such a relaxing feeling to have a license. I was a 25 year old NEET before I bothered booking the first provisional license test and, looking back to the time I spent unable to get myself around, I was essentially crippled throughout my teenage years plus my early twenties. What an absolute fucking waste. You should get it ASAP, the anxiety you feel around the test (including retaking it; a fail is literally nothing) will mean nothing once you've got a license in your hand and the ability to just take off and drive. Your world becomes a lot bigger.

>>141967

Thanks, I'll fall asleep to that. I couldn't risk opening the link in the library while everyone could see my screen.

>>142054

Thank you for this post, or at least your earlier one. I've been thinking absent-mindedly about this lately; should I just honestly and openly bee myself and let the chips fall where they may? I watch ASMR girlfriend videos, I'm an alcoholic virgin and I only socialize with racist unemployed men on a Vietnamese matchmaking vlog that's similar to 4chan but not really? On one hand it would be relaxing to stop telling obvious lies about the things I do in my spare time but on the other I don't want to be that 25 year old balding virgin with a youtube girlfriend not in that sense cheesy who's a complete outcast and the laughingstock of the course like that UNIX admin someone mentioned earlier in the gen.

This must be something that everyneet faces. How do you cunts with daki-level autism approach this?

>>142340

You need to improve what you can improve. cut out what you can cut out.

Some of our retardation is permanent and can't be fixed. But that doesn't mean our whole lifestyle is fixed. We have options. We can get better in certain areas.

Ditch the bad habits and dumb hobbies. Pick up better ones instead.

>>142340

I don't think watching ASMR videos is weird, it seems to be quite popular, as for the other things there is room for improvement, I think you should get into a hobby that that involves some type of social interaction.

>>142342

>I don't think watching ASMR videos is weird

I can't agree with this. It is obviously weird and unhealthy.

Somehow didn't overeat today.

Came back from the gym, had a really good workout today

>>142346

Good to hear, how are the gains coming along?

>>142346

>>142345

Well done.

>>142347

Slowly but surely

>>142348

Thanks NEET

>>142344

Sleep tight highly respected NEET, see you in the morning.

>>142215

Nope beers have been sitting in the fridge and if what I think is happening to this gen is true I'll be taking a break

>>142351

I already capitulated

>>142352

What is happening in this gen?

>>142352

>and if what I think is happening to this gen is true I'll be taking a break

That being?

>>142353

I didn't visit Dan today so no chance of me capitualating, but I will have to use all my willpower to not go tommorow

>>142352

>iktf

>>142352

soft cock

>>142354

Creepshots and John showing up apparently, last time that happened this place was a shit show

>>142358

What's the evidence for John showing up NK?

>>142358

You can be a bit of a handful yourself sometimes mate.

Is it just me or does the song sounds like it goes "DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN" then "GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON"

A rare nk distressed moment

>>142362

There is a NEET here who swears that beneath it all NK is humble and kind. A sensitive soul.

>>142362

NK does not get distressed, he destroys.

He maybe a NEET of a bygone era but his demeanor and harsh edge is needed to keep the likes of John at bay.

>>142363

He is a valued and highly respected NEET and for very good reason. You can't reason with a hurricane. He is what he is.

>>142362

are you doing ok NK, I know you shitpost but if you need help don't be afraid to ask

>>142365

>valued and highly respected

Perhaps a secret love child of two other NEETs?

>>142367

xx

Us NEETs need to realise that laziness is not an enjoyable bliss. It is suffering and existential dread. The only way to build motivation is to compound small accomplishments and work towards becoming the hero in your own movie. Avoiding to do what you know must be done is the ultimate form of self-destruction. Take action in your own life and create a small list or calendar of what must be done. We're all gonna make it.

>>142370

nice post

>>142370

Sound advice.

>>142373

But he is both. Only the high class unna make it to the farthest reaches of his rape dungeon.

>>142375

If you've been drinking, no.

>>142375

but it makes all the feels gravy away babey

>>142375

You only think you want it.

Tomorrow you will be the same whether you have it or not.

>>142375

Yes, sleep and wake early. You have a big day tomorrow.

>>142380

I've been on seroquel for almost 10 years. Whats your dose? Do you alternate it with valium?

How do I get a boong gf?

Night night neets.

>>142382

Whip your great snake out.

>>142383

good night.

>>142382

get the astra

nite neets

>>142387

sleep tight.

You guys reckon maybe alcohol is causing negative outcomes in the lives of NEETs? Started reconsidering my own intake lately, feels a bit embarrassing to be a functional pisshead at this point

>>142389

Getting on the drink all the time isn't good, save it for the weekend.

>>142389

Yes, which is why I have cut down myself

>>142381

was 300mg, valium was more for pa's

>>142389

I think it is worth asking yourself why you are drinking so often and so much.

The human skeleton is the internal framework of the body. It is composed of 270 bones at birth – this total decreases to 206 bones by adulthood after some bones have fused together. The bone mass in the skeleton reaches maximum density around age 30.

>>142393

I seem to become more stressed out at night time. I don't know why, maybe because I began a habit of drinking to help sleep. I think it has something to do with trying to fit a grandiose amount of 'fun' into one day.

>>142389

tbqh I hardly ever drink, I just meme about it. About once a month I'll sit down with a six pack or something and watch some stupid tv, so I can feel authentic but I don't really enjoy it, I just like the idea of being an alcoholic

I wish we could chill on neetstreet

what a tumesced monday

My phone just sperged out. I think it is dying.

>>142399

Stay with it until its last breath, it would've done the same for you.

>>142401

same. we have to drudge forward. Feel less alone knowing someone else is feeling tumesced tonight.

GOODNIGHT

>>142403

sleep tight

edgiest pepe ive seen

>>142405

First time I've seen that flag

Night Night NEETs

you are a free moral agent with choice

Good morning NEETs, i'm up early, i dont know why.

>>142409

Morning mate.

What have you got planned for the day?

>>142409

>>142410

Morning lads

>>142410

well i just had breakfast and i have to wage today so that will take up most of the day.

what about you?

>>142411

Morning

>>142412

I drove to work after asking that question. I have just arrived and am settling in. Coffee is steeping in my plunger.

>>142413

What are your works hours? you seem to be there quite early. are you the one who lost his cup?

>>142414

I am.

I tend to work 6:30-6:45 - 15:00.

Gives me a couple of hours away from people and still allows me to visit a shop or bank or whatever at the end of the day if I need to.

>>142415

Is your job security guard or am i thinking of a different NEET? also are there any qts at your work?

>>142416

I'm not a security guard.

There are a few. I am invisible to them.

>>142417

that just means that they are easier to perv on.

Morning boys. Wanted to go to HJ after work but I only got enough for lunch for the next few days until payday. Feels bad. I plan on buying a lot of groceries this time though so I won't have to waste so much money on buying it on the spot.

>>142419

The lowly executive NEET

I deplore racism in all of its forms. Nasty stuff. I have been very disappointed with some of the NEETs here lately and I hope that they will learn to let go of their hatred. I love to suck on tumesced boong dicks all day

Starting to feel like it's time to retire

SPACE JAM NIGGER!1!

I might start trialing

GROOLTASTIC CUNNYMOGRIFICATION!1!

instead.

>>142423

Morning Karen.

>>142408

Oi.

>>142410

>>142409

>>142411

>>142413

>>142420

>>142423

Good morning all.

Doggo and I are back from our walk. Another chilly one this morning.

>>142427

Give it a rub so it can regain it's former shape.

>>142426

Good morning my friend. I hope you don't feel all rushed this morning. I know you like to relax a bit with the gen before starting the wage.

>>142429

My hands are too cold. I don't want to touch anything.

Morning neets. Feeling extra low energy today. Has any neet discovered the secret of gaining energy?

>>142431

exercise

>>142431

Good morning.

I cannot say I have discovered the secret you seek.

>>142432

>exercise

That doesn't work for me.

>>142431

>>142433

Morning.

>>142435

Have a nice day mate. See you when you get back.

>>142406

Most oz I know haven't been outside oz coz it's miles away from everything

Another hour on the exercise bike, feels good man.

>>142439

Well done mate. How hard do you go? do you get out of breath and sweat?

>>142440

Moderate effort with 30 second high intensity bursts every 10 minutes, gets me pretty out of breath.

>>142441

moderately biked

>daddybot and mummybot arguing whether a locker should be temporarily moved or not

>daddybot says mummybot is doing it for no reason, mummybot says someone will run into it and tip it over if it stays in its position

>they're both drunk

>I just heard a lot of glass breaking and something heavy falling

>>142431

Drink water and stretch

>>142444

>sobriety

Good plan NEET.

>>142297

Good point, but that ship sailed long ago.

>>142449

>let me take your spot, I'm elderly

>>142449

You can have millions of dollars, be leader of your country, but in the end you are just another old boomer on holidays.

>>142449

Doesn't he own a house or something in New York?

>>142449

>Blue jeans, shirt and hat in 2018

>>142452

Yes.

>>142452

Yeah but only a few, the poor guy…

https://www.9news.com.au/2018/09/03/11/51/turnbull-new-york-apartment-the-century-near-central-park-manhattan

>>142455

Didn't read, but Manhattan is the priciest district in NYC.

Have to get chewed out by a manager at 11am.

>>142457

Grab em by the scruff of their shirt and scream as loud as you can without letting go. Push them on the ground and if you feel like it kick them a bit. Works every time.

>>142456

That's what the article said.

>>142457

Hot?

>>142457

Why?

>>142455

>(((central park)))

I didn't want to believe the rumours I kept hearing about him. I was such a fool.

>>142460

My colleague and I printed out an A3 picture of a Ronald McDonald statue sitting in front of a demolished building. The caption "Welcome to XXX" was added and it was pinned up on the entrace to our cubicle farm.

>>142459

>Hot?

If you're in to middle aged men, perhaps. Not my thing.

>>142462

I don't understand the purpose of the meme or the problem with it?

>>142463

In china apparently there is a market in fake eggs.

>>142464

They problem, I guess, is that it calls out the pile of rubbish the [company/network/whatever] is.

legitimately depressed

>>142467

Have you tried hedonistic nihilism to fix that up?

15 degrees today in Shitbourne, Dan is tempting me once more

>>142470

Resist Dan's pull.

>>142470

Whisky

>>142470

Just say no to Dan. He has nothing to offer you but misery.

Dan should do workplace visits like the coffee and pie vans do.

>>142475

He already does, just not officially.

>>142472

>>142474

I will try

>>142473

Now I am tempted

>>142479

Well done NEET.

>>142480

H8C00NS is also available.

>>142481

>>142479

They would be reviewed and then disallowed.

>>142482

What if I was also the reviewer?

>>142481

Is NEET available?

>>142484

Yes, as is POSSUM

>>142478

Give in

Beat NEET?

>>142488

Do numberplates in NSW come with chink runes on them now?

>>142489

It's a JDM plate for imported Jap cars.

Just got a letter in the mail from a Philippines-based debt-collection agency apparently representing eBay.