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 No.142124 [View All]

Are your moves smooth NEETs? Do you easily get in the groove? I would give you some tips but it is not something you can easily teach.

Old thread:>>141367

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 No.142831

>>142830

Yeah I just got back from Dan's, a lot of folks out and about today.

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 No.142832

>>142831

what goodies did you get?

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 No.142833

File: 90ce6f4ad9164cb⋯.jpg (591.65 KB,1632x1224,4:3,IMG_0912.JPG)

>>142832

The usual 6 pack of gook beer and some pork crackle.

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 No.142834

>>142833

Fancy kitchen.

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 No.142835

>>142833

Very nice. You've probably got the cleanest kitchen in the entire general too

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 No.142836

>>142834

>>142835

I am a bit compulsive when it comes to having a tidy living space.

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 No.142837

>>142833

Pork crackle has the highest protein content of any food I've ever seen. I tried incorporating it into my high-protein diet a few years ago and after eating two packets decided it wasn't worth the gum pain that comes with eating so much salt.

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 No.142838

>>142837

Yeah I was checking out the nutritional info on the back of the packet, would be perfect snack for someone on a keto style diet.

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 No.142839

>>142836

Probably helps with the sheilas too.

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 No.142840

>>142833

Splashback is almost good for some click-zoom-enhance shinnanigans…

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 No.142841

>>142839

Most definitely.

>>142840

Hah

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 No.142842

>>142838

They are. The orange packet ones are nice too.

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 No.142843

Would love a durry right now.

That soft slightly dampened filter in my fingers, the warm smoke in my lungs, the artistic exhale, oh god.

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 No.142844

>>142843

DO NOT

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 No.142845

>>142843

I've never had a fag in my life but sometimes I feel like that too

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 No.142846

>>142845

That sort of feel is why I'm looking forward to a cigar with my brother in law sometime in the next month.

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 No.142847

>>142843

Don't do it mate. Stay strong. You have worked so hard.

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 No.142848

>>142846

Cigar or a pipe with a nice dram of whisky goes down really well.

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 No.142849

I wish we could all have a gf

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 No.142850

>>142849

Not a singular gf I hope

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 No.142851

>>142849

But if we all had the same girlfriend, then which one of us wouldn't be a cuck?

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 No.142852

>>142851

NK is the most alpha neet so him

You might have to settle for cyber fucking the communal gf though, unless a rich neet or a plane neet appears

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 No.142853

>>142852

Karen is not a piece of meat to be passed around

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 No.142854

>>142853

Hopefully we'd choose a gf with less sex diseases

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 No.142855

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>>142853

Just be sure to wash her before passing her on to the next NEET. She's all we have for the budget edition NEET compound.

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 No.142856

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To possum.

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 No.142857

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>>142855

What if we keep her pure?

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 No.142858

>>142798

You are an absolute legend

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 No.142859

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I wanna go back to sleep

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 No.142860

>>142858

Why thank you.

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 No.142861

>>142856

How kind.

Are you a special someone posting from work?

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 No.142862

>>142860

I'm on my phone at work so I haven't seen the details yet.

What's the hours like

A gf and proper employment in the matter of months

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 No.142863

>>142861

Perhaps

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 No.142864

>>142862

Used car mechanic - basically working on cars that have been traded in, 8:00am until 4:30pm.

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 No.142865

>>142863

Thank you for thinking of me. xx

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 No.142866

>>142864

You are a qualified mechanic?

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 No.142867

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 No.142868

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>>142866

you aren't?

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 No.142869

>>142868

I am qualified aeronautical engineer.

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 No.142870

>>142869

you make paper planes when you're bored?

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 No.142871

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>>142869

I'm a qualified NEET.

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 No.142872

>>142870

I make stealth paper airplane for my friend NK.

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 No.142873

>tfw no gf

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 No.142874

>>142871

Get yourself a better qualification. Even third world countries have education systems.

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 No.142876

How much does a short, bald, executive have to earn to get a GF?

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 No.142877

>>142876

More than Weber and he earns quite a bit.

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 No.142878

>>142877

It was Weber asking

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 No.142879

>>142876

somewhere between 200,000 and 20,000,000,000,000 depending on how short and bald.

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 No.142880

>>142876

Lose the weight and your chances will increase significantly.

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 No.142881

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