/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

IN SOUTH AUSTRALIA I WAS BORN

South Australia smells like poo

>>277416

BOLIVAR PRIDE

Real Australians grope sand

surprised we haven't had this edition title before tbh

>>277419

upon further research we have had this title sans fucking before

also rip neet gen #2, you shall be missed

>>277420

> rip neet gen #2

Ah shit.

>>277422

lol, all the vitamins and minerals a growing boy needs.

>>277421

Does neet gens dying mean we can reuse those pepes?

So, we need to work out if we cut Gen no's back to only a few active or just let them drop off.

Votes will be cast with an elbow pic for ID purposes.

I think if we have 10 active Gen's and limit thread creation to one per hour it could work.

I'm off to work so work it out while I'm gone.

Have a good day NEETies, together we'll all get out shit together.

I forgot how to do it.

That's not right either.

BUM RASH

I'm doing high bar squats at the gym. The bar presses down on my scapula as I don't understand how to keep my traps tense. This is getting uncomfortable as the weight increases. Any advice?

>>277429

>Any advice?

Have a wank

>>277408

You got the number wrong you silly boong

NEET Gen #367

>>277431

this is a serious offense

>>277434

I suspect he hoped to sell those 10 threads to the Chinese

Wanked duality

>>277432

Did you have a NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAe before attempting this feat?

>>277441

I took a few, took a total of four hours to do the entire thing

>frantic speed induced property inspections intensify

>tfw no amphetamine

>>277442

Have you taken methylphenidate before, or just dextroamphetamine? It would be interesting to compare the effectiveness of each of them. I have a follow-up with my psychiatrist in three weeks time in regards to my starting of methylphenidate

>>277422

That's a nice healthy balanced breakfast.

>>277446

In my experience dextroamphetamine has a stronger physical effect, and makes for more paranoia. Methylphenidate is more mental, and probably better.

Do you guys get really randy at the end of a speed pill binge ?

Never taken the pills but it was always like that with drug speed

>>277429

1) Use one of those squat barbells with a U shaped bend in the middle

2) Use a wrap around pad or plastic thing to help spread the weight.

>rusty yak ginger beer gets released

>$20 for a 300ml can

why…

https://www.firstchoiceliquor.com.au/beer/matilda-bay-rusty-yak-ginger-beer-can-330ml_3472345

Anyone here hate Sargon :3

I'm not white nationalist, This guy destroyed a whole UKIP in election and I find it funny.

>>277454

What happened? Also UKIP is dead anyway. The new UKIP is The Brexit Party, who won.

>>277455

Nigel Farage newly formed and the Head of Brexit Party won EU election, That's all I know :(

>>277444

I felt like I was in my job when I was doing the report

>>277457

*old job

>>277456

tdinally some good news

Howdy NEEToes, done for the week, off to Canberra tomorrow.

>>277452

That's for a six pack m80

>Pack of 6 x 330mL Cans

>>277460

fucken hell didnt see that in the description

>>277460

what you doing in canberra

>>277462

Just looking around.

Had a desperate gooned up wank in bed last night

Just could not seem to cum after about 3 wanks last night

Making up for it now

>>277464

Alcohol in general greatly decreases wank quality.

>>277451

Okay, thanks. Would you expect the issue to resolve itself as my traps develop?

Wank cessation

>>277454

>Sargon

Is he even white? And if he's a white nationalist why has he named himself after a semitic person who was the world's first imperialist? Multicultural empires are the antithesis of ethnic nation states.

All quiet on the neetgen front…

I'm really tempted to look at porn right now but I'm fighting it. Might go shopping to take my mind off it.

>>277470

If you go shopping you'll see womens bums

Dead bread

Redemption

>>277471

I'm not a boong, I'm not going to be wanking in the middle of Coles.

>>277429

use the hex bar/trap bar.

>>277475

To squat?

>>277469

I've been deadlifting and my numbers have been steadily improving. I think I'm just not tensing my traps.

>>277474

Your brain will create pornography everywhere

Check out chicks will be going lesbian on the counter

>>277478

Hot. I'll go visit the boongs on North Terrace in that case.

>>277479

Kek, Now I'm going to need you to film your hallucinations

>>277456

That frown should be upside down (:

Gonna get uber eats

>>277484

You're unloved because your post those things here

>>277483

What are you ordering?

penis boong potato

>>277484

>>277486

IKTF

>>277488

Do they not serves tendies and chippies at your workplace?

>>277488

Absolutely gourmet

Is that sauerkraut?

I fucking forgot to eat again today

I'm never gonna be an exec

>>277494

the ticktock ones make me feel detached from the youth and that is a concerning feel

>>277495

Go to KFC and order 4000 glorious calories

>>277425

Hey NEETs

None of us voted on this shit

I vote let threads drop off the bottom like slow moving NEETs eaten by jaws of time

>>277498

I thought the BO was a benevolent dictator role and not a democratic one

>>277499

He probably got laid last night

>>277498

I second this motion.

technically we're both donkey voting due to the lack of OC elbow pics

I vote that we all rape neurofen neet. We'll pass him around like the mob's goon bag at tonight's council.

>>277496

I mean i think if we weren't detached from the youth we wouldn't be shitposting on /ausneets/ most nights.

>>277501

I am not 100% sure it's not just pervertNEET after more elbow pics

>>277505

hmmmm

>>277505

is this a boy?

>>277507

I believe it is an it.

Ok, so that's 2 votes to leave things how they are and 1 vote to gangrape sudanesefedNEET

Any last minute votes ?

>>277489

13 bucks for 15 fried pork dumplings that might be a goer

>>277510

I second that hmmm

>>277509

I voted for gangrape but I'd like to also vote for keeping things the way they are. ASIOniggers like Rebecca already have the threads archived, poo posts documented etc so deleting the old threads won't change anything.

>>277513

I'm gonna attach gangrape to my vote too

Leave things alone - 3

Gangrape - 2

>>277509

make that 2 votes to gangrape sudanesefedNEET

>>277507

Does it matter, i thought you didnt like tiktok's. but yeah its a girl

>>277513

If we ever need to reference the "Lost Threads" one of the chadNEETs will have to seduce Rebecca away from her lesbionic ways and make copies.

Alright, boongs can't count past two so it may as well be endless rape. We'll organise a corroborree for tonight. There'll be metho, sniff, goon galore.

>>277517

We could get Craig to wear a wig and a dress. He'd still look better than most actual lesbians.

>>277518

>corroborree

Splendid, just in time for boong week or what ever it is.

>>277519

I dunno, in my imagination Rebecca is a very nice young lesbian.

Would it be fair to unleash Craig on her ?

>>277521

Would it be fair on Craig to not release him?

HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH I FEEL LIKE KILLIN IT

One question, would a lesbian suck your Dick…NO

Craig would, Craig can do what he wants to her

>>277522

Fair point, the poor man does need to release all that mad dog meth energy somewhere

>Hey lesbian craig

>why is your strap on wilting ?

>>277525

>would a lesbian suck your Dick…

I've had a "lesbian" suck me dick, granted I think she was just bi-sexual and used the word lesbian for trendy social purposes.

She was very good, and seemed to enjoy sucking dick.

SOON YOUR CREW WILL BE MAKING SANDWICHES AFTER ME

Alright the voting is done.

The decision is that panadolNEET gets gangbanged and craig has lesbian sex with Rebecca.

Democracy is a beautiful thing.

>>277510

Can't tiktok afford any genuine japanese girls?

>>277534

>>277497

I ate 2 pasties and 2 sausage rolls and now I'm eating an apple crumble

>>277532

They've got quite expensive since people started hanging them up on walls

>>277536

Good man

>>277535

Nice , we get him both ends

11°C out and I'm going for a shop. If I'm not back by eight, tell my cumdies I love them.

>>277541

Very effeminate hands.

never trust a NEET with perfect nails

>>277541

I'm a big fan of their sangria

Can't say much for any of their white wines

>>277542

Theres nothing wrong with Effeminate hands.

>>277541

Can you give me a wank later?

This is how John fell

First you let a guy with effeminate hands wank you off and next thing you know you're accidently blowing old men in the YMCA showers

>>277545

Hmmmm

>>277546

I believe he may have made that noise while in the shower, yes.

>>277545

"accidentally"

But it beats trying to blow the dog, that thing just wont stop farting

>>277541

do they have mini goonbags too?

Worked today for 9 hours

Work tomorrow for 14 hours

Ordered a peperoni pizza

>>277551

you'll be too tired to wank after that one

>>277425

>no replies except for a no reply reply >>277498

>>277555

>>277531

>>277542

All the better to wank you with.

>>277547

Well bantered.

>>277556

hot

That's what's in store for tonight's Council meeting.

>>277559

I ordered extra boongss

>>277432

Did he offer you a job afterwards or at least get impressed by you're know how?

>>277560

I'd smoke that fag too.

>>277548

>>277560

Dharmesh is taking ages to deliver

>>277565

Has he stopped suspiciously in the street ?

>>277566

He's delivering another order at the same time

Taking his time too

>>277565

Orded once from one of those places. I watched the guy drive past my place then sudden veer into someone's driveway to turn back. They took so long to deliver the food. It took an hour plus for a burger to be delivered. Never again will I sponsor the Pajeets.

>>277554

>wanking and whiskey for 3 another 3 months

Where do i sign up for a job like that

>>277569

the dumpster behind joondalup dans

Time for a wine

First day of the new low carb diet done and dusted bros

>>277573

what did (you) eat today?

>>277574

penis

low carb, high protein

>>277463

Is this the thousand k run you posted a pic of?

>>277575

Hans is that you?

Might have a wank

>>277577

Nah, it's Hue

Finished my wine

Need a wank

>>277488

Hospital food looks alright tbh.

I had pumpkin gnocchi with cumin seeds and other herbs and then thick slices of parmesan on top when it was roasted for lunch.

Had a hunger tamer thing for tea. The girl fucked up my order and I got an iced coffee for cheap, she only charged me for a coke.

Having a home greenhouse youtube video binge waiting on the pizza

>>277494

lol, that was great. Post more of that stuff.

>>277505

You've posted that one before.

>>277587

Sadly its the only one i have like that, such a cute doggo, I miss my german shepard

>>277586

I use to watch this chink a few years ago.

His aquaponic system is pretty based.

>>277591

Lol, that's my method

>>277589

What a hairy muff

>>277523

Nice, how are they?

Are you eating them all now?

>>277589

boongerific

>>277592

Nice, I 'd like to get into aquaponics once I get my own place.

Do you filter fish water for fertiliser?

>>277543

>sangria

bottled goon*

>>277593

>>277595

It's rather nice too

>>277596

No I use boong semen Nah, A+B part Growth Technology nutrients

>>277523

BowralNEET?

>>277600

The one on the left

Moon overhead is neat

>>277600

My vote goes to number one, although I'm not getting my elbow out

>>277590

That is a cute doggo. Mine's got a nasty cut on top of his nose. I think he's been trying to get out under the gate while I'm at work.

>>277602

>although I'm not getting my elbow out

And thus pervertNEET was denied another wank

>>277600

Left, where is bless1?

>>277604

They don't want to play ball, one day they'll come to me for my excess of wanks and then resent me when I deny them because they've all been wankrupt in the past.

Pizza was absolutely not worth $23

>>277608

it never is

>>277607

This has been stored for further inspection.

>>277609

going to have a completely unrelated wank

>>277608

Write them a bad review

>tfw you've seen boob jobs that look worse than your own elbow

>>277594

They were very nice?

>>277599

Yes?

pretty disappointed to learn that my elbow is too hairy to wank to

>>277616

I heard pajeets like hairy elbows

>>277617

perhaps I'll send a pic with my next pizza order

>>277616

Sounds like >>277611 a thorough inspection will be underway soon

>>277615

Dota 2? check your phone

>>277620

good work

Do they make Seroquel suppositories ?

Going to try and get a quick wank in haven't wanked for nearly two days

I want to wank out of habit but I have no urge to wank

>>277623

I hear Craig is developing goon suppositories.

>>277624

>two days

Careful m8, you'll take someones eye out

>>277627

I was informed recently that normal young people put quite a lot of alcohol up their arseholes

>>277629

Isn't that rather dangerous?

>>277625

/britfeel/ BTFO

>>277625

I am beginning to reevaluate my opinion on these tictoks

>>277630

I'd think so, but I'm an old cunt with bowel troubles

I'll stick to oral alcohol

>>277630

Yeah it eats away the lining in your ass

You got a farken loicense for that IP address carnt?

>>277636

I guess we wont know until we find a communal GF for the NEETcompound

>>277636

if that worked a neet could just stick his dick in his goon and leisurely adsorb the alcohol

>>277638

Ah … There's NEETs who don't have their dick in goon ?

I thought that was in the sign up agreement

>>277637

Steve Irwins daughter fucky you cruisey should be able to hold 3 or 4 vodka bottles I think

>>277639

The administrator was busy making weird noises in the bathroom on my first day so I skipped the signing

Could go a Croikey wank

Could go some more food

Might be time for chicken noodles

Croikey wank took some NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes

>>277640

I'm not cruisey, i'm dogfuckerNEET

on a side note, what should i get from maccas **and the bottleshop if its still open

**

Bindî = Croikey wank

>>277646

a neet can't even talk about weeds now

>>277646

>>277640

>>277645

NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes & a Croikey wank

>>277645

My apologies dogfucker, I was abusing Cruisey for the wordfilter not calling you him

>my apologies dogfucker

>things I never thought I'd type seriously

>>277646

It is gone.

>>277650

>>277651

All good i wish i had a better NEET name but it is what it is

>things I never thought I'd type seriously

kek

I'm glad I'm no longer known as dogNEET, things could get strange with dogfucker about.

>>277654

Were you Doggo ?

I liked and disliked you then because you were also bumfinger iirc

I would like to bend Bindi backwards

>>277655

At one point before the emergence of all the namery, I was about half the NEETs.

>>277657

Bloody hell, I was about 1/3 of them in ancient days

>>277659

It was just you, me, NK. and a lot of rape.

NK was who gave me the dogNEET name. He called me a dog cunt.

Posso gave me a nicer name.

>>277659

>>277657

that means there is a piece of him in you

Wonder how many chicks possos fucked

>>277660

It actually took me ages to realise NK was everyone

And I fell for leftyNEET an embarrising amount of times

>>277661

We've all got a little bit of NK inside us anyway

>>277662

>Wonder how many chicks possums possos fucked

>I fucked Possums chickens

Can volunteering lead to a job? Not in the sense that it gives me more stuff to add to my resume but directly lead to a job.

>>277664

HOT

>>277667

How do you think prostitutes gain their jobs?

>>277667

Pretty much no.

If you're a hot chick maybe otherwise they'll keep dangling that job in front of you.

>>277669

That .. is a valid point.

Whores are generally sluts first.

I stand corrected.

Prostitution is hardcore capitalism when you think about it.

Why do lefties love whores so much ?

>>277663

To call him a person implies he is human.

>>277562

No, I just gave it to the receptionist and sent the Pm and email later telling them that they're in breach of the tenancy act, now I play the waiting game and if they won't get their shit together I'll bring the council in. Getting a note from my doctor about my athsma this weekend to include of evidence of danger to health and safety

One of you almost got the hidden word filter but you dumb dumb NEETs can't spell.

>>277667

It sort of helped me, it also helps instill a routine.

>>277675

God, that's embarrassing

>>277675

we have a hidden word filter now?

I really wish you guys would invite me to the council so i could be kept up to speed with these matters.

>>277677

>>277675

>tfw you spelt exhilaratingwrong earlier

>tfw try to smart arse and fail

>>277674

You're a hard bargainer.

When do you start living there full time?

Have you seen the qt neighbours again?

WHAT THE UNHOLY FUCK ?

Fucky you whomever

>>277678

There's been one there for weeks.

>>277672

They seem to think women who sleep around are strong independent women.

Honestly I don't know.

Being caught masturbating in public was embarrassing

>>277681

>>277682

????

>>277682

Huh?

>>277678

>>277683

https://8ch.net/settings.php?board=ausneets

>embarrassing

>>277680

I'm not living in it and I plan not to, I'm looking at other rental properties atm and I'm hoping the PM will cave and offer a termination of rent (I expect to be compensated for moving thou).

If I go through the council plan I'll have to take them to a tribunal to get compensation which is time consuming

>>277688

Gay cunt.

I give up

I'm gonna blame the drugs

>>277690

Shit, you actually know what you're on about. Good luck.

>>277684

>strong independent powerful women who will jump in their laps and gyrate

That'll do it I guess

bega males?

Finished my wank

I like to press my bum against the wall while bending over and fart because it rattles the wall.

>>277697

You can cause in internal rupture doing that.

Happened to my dad.

>>277699

oi bowralNEET ya dog, check your messages

>>277702

At first,

>mfw >>277516

But then,

>mfw >>277560

If any NEETs are still up in about 2 hours can you remind me I have a very important thing to do

>>277692

bro i want drugs so bad

Well i just got dogged by bowralNEEET, Gonna hit up maccas and wait for that irish wine merchant to open so i can get a drink before work, Take care. Nighty night Neetie NEETs

>>277705

Don't forget you have a very important Wank in two hours

>>277693

It's worse when you don't have anywhere else to live, most tenants don't go that far and just ride the tenancy out since they fear being homeless

>>277697

Sometimes when I fart in the bath I do poos and I make it battle the rubber ducky

>>277709

See, that's fucking resourceful that is.

Who but a NEET could enjoy duck/poo bath battles ?

>>277707

>Don't forget

I did say this to binNEET about 4000 times so I deserve that

>>277713

Craig, it's your boss here, you're getting promoted to be the manager of the Mars Liquorland

It'll be just as Arid as Mildura if just a touch colder

>NASA Physical Testing

>Acceptable Methamphetamine Level - FAIL

>Acceptable Number of Teeth - FAIL

>Symmetrical Eyes - FAIL

>NASA Conclusion - Subject is physically subhuman and in the opinion of this panel should be raped to death by boongs on crack

>>277688

How did I not know in my arsehole Cruisey was a word filter

or exhilaratingand pen0r-tration for that matter

exhilaratingpenetration

>>277717

bum dr1ller

pen0r-tration

When I wank in public it is exhilarating

>>277716

>>277721

very embarr​assing

>>277721

John is an exhilaratingpen0r-tration , isn't that so in my arsehole Cruisey

A truly evil drunk with power mod would filter depressed to masturbating furiously

>>277723

An hour ago I could have told you to have a Bindi

>>277725

lol

Its fucking freezing bros

Dunno if it's still there but when Kiwi Farms was young we had a filter that did hash browns to big black cock

It was pretty rare but every now and again a noob would announce in chat how they just had some great big black cock

That NEET ruined it. Fucking ruined everything.

>>277728

Josh loves big black cocks doesn't he

Also in my arsehole Cruisey change Big Black Cocks to Gigantic Aboriginal Penors

>>277729

calm down in my arsehole Cruisey ya boong

It was a fun game and that shit head NEET went and ruined it all.

>>277732

eh maybe not, I just know Josh, the faggot who did Infinity Next runs Kiwi Farms

>>277733

delete the post and my posts on that and pretend nobody saw

>>277734

Ah, all good.

I know of his faggotry from long beyond that

>>277735

That's not how this works.

Live with the shame.

>>277735

>>277733

Now I wish to know of these shameful posts and this shit head NEET

>>277738

>Josh literally announced on kiwi farms that people are forbidden to talk to those he has banned

>>277739

someone figured out where to find Chicken Periods

>>277733

Have a NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNA +/ sniff +/ Chicken Period you embarrassing, bega, bum driller, in my arsehole Cruisey.

>>277738

god jewsh is pathetic

>>277743

Mate, if he didn't run the farms he'd be a bigger cow than chris

I could literally post josh shit till the 77777 post

>>277745

>>277744

>>277736

I'll let you know a fun one

Back when Next was a thing, me and a thread of some other cunts discovered that you can keep hitting New Reply to post your last post again, for ad infinity, so we decided to spam the fuck outta that for fun and accidentally DDoSed the site by doing that, very shortly after Next died, the project ended and Josh got sent to the pig farms

Cunts who think Josh is a good boy who did nothing wrong, need to realise his code was way too fucking shit, since that whole thing never should of happened

That said I'm sad we never got MP3 embeds

>>277747

that best be a banner on /cow/

>>277749

It's a genuine thing, I was in chat but it's a bit out of context tbh

Then again, the cunt who ran a trolling forum said that in open chat so fuck him

>>277747

Well i think someone else might be an Insert animal herefuckerNEET

>>277750

Nothing wrong with running a trolling forum mate, especially since while I shit on him a lot, him saying fuck off to the NZ government after some faggot shot up some muzzies took balls

>>277751

DogfuckerNEET?

>>277754

no, everyone is a fucking hypocrite these days

>>277753

They need to get their own animal, i called dibs on all Whitedogs unna

>>277754

Not that I argue with what he's saying, just he sat in chat by himself saying it

>>277756

I'll fuck dolphins instead ay

>>277758

dolphinfuckerNEET it is

Dolphins try and rape women quite a lot according to google

>>277755

Yeah, fair point

Im still gonna point and laugh at him though

>>277762

Gash

>>277763

Smash

Any advice for talking to a girl in one of my lectures?

>>277765

ask her out to dan's

>>277766

What if we get jumped by NK?

>>277765

Pee in her bumhole

>>277768

Excellent suggestion chadneet, maybe I can bring her along to the corroborre so she can peg neurofenneet.

>>277767

>>277768

Why is there an ugly gook in the ads? I don't like it and I'm tempted to block them but I want to support the site.

>>277769

I could see the average female Uni student being into such an adventure

I hope the boong wizard is ready so we all get our wanks.

>>277771

buy an onahole

>>277772

She is a nerdy whovian type. I'm better looking than her imo which should give me an advantage of if I can get past my autism.

https://bitwave.tv

>>277777

Fuck you

I hate you

I will dox you and rape your children

>>277777

Is that you, Randbot?

THE STOLEN GENERATION OF WANKS

White dog fucks the proud boong man up the arse again

Day four of nofap, day five tomorrow. Never been able to get past day six. I think I'll fail on the weekend but I'm going to give it a crack anyway. Reaching the point in my life where I'll forever be a fucking drop kick or I'll get my shit together.

>>277782

Poor dog.

>>277776

It's better to have tried and failed than to wank into a sock while crying

Nightie night boys, hopefully I'll have a wet dream so I'm not such a horny little neet.

>>277787

I hope it hurt when your father molested you

>>277789

I like the pain

>>277790

Lies, you liked the attention

Wanked fatigue

24 hours of goon

I am a little depressed now

Gonna have a sad wank

I just had a thought of what to do with my ill gotten gains

I could buy the biggest whitest dog I can find

And then travel to boong landmarks and take photos there

>>277798

I have mixed feelings about this.

>>277798

Honestly sounds like a great idea

>>277799

How so ?

Thinking about my tax return

I will buy a ticket overseas or a squad rack, still undecided

>>277802

Buy 4 bottles of whisky,an ounce of buds and 3 hours with 2 Asian whores

>>277801

Well, it would be enjoyable to travel for sure and you'd probably make some lifelong memories.

On the other-hand the subtly of trolling the aboriginal community rubs me the wrong way. I mean,

it always was..

and it always will be..

UNNA

His memories of her won’t blur

Without that little mixture

Afraid of thoughts becoming words

He don’t wanna be cured