/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

I was here first unna

>>268247

> NAH NAH

> NAH NAH

comfy ANSETT ENYA posting

Stolen Thread Creation unna

>>268268

Farken Weber stole me wanks

sorry Neets but Elder Council rules state

>>268247 beats >>268251 to OP

>>268240

They fucked it all up.

BASED UNNA

Fucking cunts. I was in bed and had to get up and do this from my laptop.

Late night NEETs are fucked.

Cruiso you spastic

I want that coopers pepe forced on the next thread

>>268272

It was a better title and a better pepe but this one was made first.

>>268282

Work out the undetermined word filter. There's still one that no one's got.

I make the rules, forget them and stick by them.

Went out for a dart with a fresh beer and when I'm finished its 3/4 empty. Ugh. 1 left.

New bumble hoe

>>268282

A special pepe will need to be made for the 13th too.

>>268285

From their side, you're the bumble hoe.

>>268283

:^(

I STAY NOIDED

I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE

>>268289

At 731 posts create it, then at 745 post it.

Sorry, 741 post it, 745, link it.

The russians are coming for us.

>>268294

They're about to have an intranet thing like what China has.

I was sitting in the last thread wondering why you cunts were being so slow to post. At least, I am reunited with my people.

>>268292

>>268293

I'll bare that in mind, I was not the creator of the bread just an admirer of it.

>>268296

>>268287

>>268297

It was good. Better than this one.

HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH I FEEL LIKE KILLIN IT

I'm thinking of signing up this bumble thing. What sort of girls use it?

I'm going to try and go to bed again.

Try not to mong up the board again. At least, tonight.

>>268301

The kind that resemble roast beef.

>>268302

What if the tiktok zoomer returns?

>>268302

Thank you for your service Cruisey.

Sleep toight

>>268303

Is there such thing as a dating app with decent girls?

Nigger thread wins the bread! 😈🍆💦😝

>>268302

Don't wake up.

>>268305

Decent

>>268304

Then NK is no longer a threat.

>>268307

no.

>>268305

Good meme

>>268306

Cheers, you too

>>268312

Where do I find a nice girl? I'm seriously considering marrying an eastern slav qt tbh, though I don't think I'd be terribly attractive as a student. I'll need to wait until I get a proper job. I wouldn't want my children to be half slav (or any form of non-Anglo really) but it seems I won't have much choice.

>>268308

Devil cum on a smiley face

>>268305

This looks like it was made in early 2017, before Danposting took hold and Codine was over the counter

>>268309

You don't mean that.

>>268316

Whats wrong with Anglos

>>268320

I said I wouldn't want my children to be non-Anglo.

>>268316

Ok sounds good, but how do you get to they marrying point?

>>268312

The women you post are like matchsticks, one of them I thought was a guy and you were saying that you would do indecent things to her. I had to expand the pic.

>>268322

Maybe travel through some rural villages and see what happens? Failing that I could look into one of those agencies I guess. Doctor William Luther Pierce (the white supremacist) married three different Hungarian women that way iirc.

>>268323

>t. chubby chaser

>>268316

>Where do I find a nice girl?

Outside, pretty much any social activity. Mixed netball or an art course could be a good start.

>>268324

Fucking mormons

>>268324

Mail order bride from Philippines, you dunce

>>268323

Thin chicks are hot you tubby fucker, i wasn't the person who said he wants to do dirty thing's (totally would though).

>>268325

Just birthing hips and feeding tits.

The women you posted would not survive the cold winter.

>>268328

Well done NEET, but anime posting is the real problem.

>>268326

I'm a bit too spergy at the moment for netball (I am working on my social skills though) so I'll look into the art course. I thought the library would be good but it doesn't really work. I often see girls at uni studying at tables or under trees or something so maybe I'll give that a shot.

>>268328

I'm retarded, what does it mean if someone squats 80kg, does it mean you do squats while wearing Dragon Ball Z style Weighted Pants

>>268329

You can have thin but as long as there's hips.

Some of those girls look like ironing boards.

Speaking of which, did you get one today monk?

>>268333

You clearly are retarded. It means I put a barbell weighing 80 kilograms on my back and squat.

>>268335

>I have rubbed off 95% of the sharpie text on the fridge.

What was it? Are you the neet having his ex uploading pictures of her with kids on instagram or something?

>>268333

They do it in a gravity chamber while preparing to get their revenge on kakarot

>>268336

that sounds like it fucks your back

>>268334

I'm hobo not monk, those chicks are perfect and have the best legs out.

>>268329

No, no gooks.

>>268334

I got a table top one, basically a mini ironing board.

And a new hoodie, I ruined the last one at work.

>>268337

Yes. "I love you, Monk <3"

and "Don't drink too much, you know I love you. <GF name>"

>>268335

Good shit. How long did you live together? It was only a few months wasn't it?

>>268342

>Don't drink too much, you know I love you. <GF name>"

Fuarrk

>>268341

BChicken Periodars can't be choosers (you can choose a gook though😃)

>>268343

5 months in total. It was a dream come true.

>>268339

It is fine if you use correct form. When I really push myself I can feel my muscles are filled with blood. It is a beautiful feeling to really push yourself, it is like a full body erection, but the annoying morning erections, a nice horny erection across my entire body. I let out a really long and loud fart though during the first squat, people definitely heard.

>>268340

You'd be reaching for a handle to hold on to and all you'd be able to find are their knees.

>>268345

Heh

BASED UNNA

I'm also joining the gym next week.

Tomorrow I'm gonna sit down and do all my research. Can neets give links apart from 4/fit/ sticky which will be my starting point?

>>268346

That's a fair while.

Good luck mate.

>>268351

That sticky is pretty good

>>268348

Yeah but you could push there knee's up to there head and pound that pussy, since there flexiable unlike fat bushpigs

>>268355

Women can have hips and not be fat. That's part of their bone structure.

>>268358

Yeah, that's true.

>>268357

late december is basically early 2017

>>268358

That ones better than the other one.

One of the ones posted had a ponytail and was straight like a 📐

>>268329

>Mail order bride from Philippines

>disregarding 14

Vile

>>268330

>Just birthing hips and feeding tits.

Based.

>>268332

I've often thought of the library meme as I enjoy reading but it's a bit difficult to start a conversation when everyone's quiet and talking is frowned upon.

>>268335

Good stuff.

>>268342

Jesus that's rough.

I went to the gym because I had a case of the sads but I still feel really fucking sad. I really need a woman in my life, I'm really craving someone to give me duty, a purpose. I tell myself I'm living for her before I've even met her but it is so abstract it is sort of difficult to keep your mind on that track.

>You know I dreamed about you

>For twenty-nine years before I saw you

Fucking kills me every time.

https://genius.com/The-national-slow-show-lyrics

>>268363

>when everyone's quiet

UNLESS YOU'RE A FUCKING CHINK IN WHICH CASE YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP THE ENTIRE TIME YOU ARE THERE

Even the fucking curries manage to be quiet in the library, why can't these fucking slopes.

>>268363

My mate goes to the library, I think initially for that but has had no luck

>>268364

No woman wants that responsibility.

Then she'd be liable for your fuck ups.

Do it for yourself, that is attractive and then they will come to you.

>>268368

>Do it for yourself, that is attractive and then they will come to you.

I'm kind of aware of that but keeping focused is difficult when everything seems so distant and remote.

>>268367

I wasn't trying to make you upset.

Sorry.

>>268369

Baby steps. Just keep going.

>>268358

HER TT BIKE HAS A KICKSTAND

< BLEEEEHEEERHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>268372

Don't all bikes have stands?

>>268370

Lol im not upset, maby that pepe was misleading. It's just i find looking at pretty women makes it worse when love sick, so trying to be considerate if other neets feel similar.

>>268374

I remember when I was long time lonely. I couldn't even wank because it made me miss people and touch.

>>268364

>I really need a woman in my life, I'm really craving someone to give me duty, a purpose.

I feel this but I also think giving yourself a duty and purpose is important.

Lovely song.

>>268365

Wouldn't know, I don't into library's anymore. Wouldn't surprise me but. The library near me is usually deserted aside the occasional boomer.

>>268366

Not surprising, I use to go to the library at uni to study but never talked to anyone new. I tended to have more luck at (uni) bars and pup crawls.

>>268367

I've been "love hungry" ever since I could get an erection, you learn to live with it.

>>268375

How do you store them without one?

SHE LOOKS AT ME THEN SHE LOOKS AWAY

SHE DOESNT CAAAARE

YOU REMEMBER OLD ROMEO YEAH I USED TO HAVE A SCENE WITH HIM

>>268378

against a wall or anything else.

>>268376

Bro feels

>>268377

I rarely even think of it these days, im only 19 and i have mostly shut down those feelings.

TOO MANY HOES IN MY MOTHER FUCKING MEAL

ASKING IF I KNOW HOW A MOTHER FUCKER FEELS

I LOVE YOU LIKE THE STARS ABOVE

fuck, now it's coming back

>>268381

Wouldn't it be better with a stand?

>>268371

Thanks.

>>268384

No its just extra clutter.

>>268386

Less aerodynamically efficient. :^)

>>268387

Are you calling me a lycra fag?

CHOOSE THIS LIFE YOURE ON YOUR OWN

>>268388

I don't know if you wear lycra but you are certainly a huge poofter. I love you fren

>>268385

Really man, even those little things are at least something.

ProteinNEET does a new activity every six months, he was doing ice skating and before that gymnastics, his recent one is painting.

It's not really to meet people there but so he has something to talk about with people who he meets. I'd suggest trying to do some stuff like that. He also sort of reinvents himself with all these social circles to test out what people like or don't like.

I mean there are better role models but I admire that about him.

Shaved lChicken Perioded cyclists

>>268392

Yeah, I've started lifting and I'm learning about silent film for some reason. Maybe I'll end up with an arthoe.

>>268394

Arthoe is a good choice

>>268394

>silent film

Hmm cool, that's different

I can't sleep and I have a big drive tomorrow

>>268391

>I don't know if you are a huge poofter. I love you fren

>>268392

>Ice Skating

how the fuck do they do it

I did Ice Skating once in year 9 and I couldn't keep standing

>>268397

Just sleep while driving you goose.

>>268399

I did ice skating in year 10 once. This really beautiful, tall blonde girl I liked was really good at it. She grabbed my hand at one point and started pulling me along to get me started. I kept falling over and giving it another go to impress her which sort of worked. These feels are too much for tonight. Good night frens. I will see you in the morning.

>>268399

He got pretty good at it, he could skate backwards and change legs.

>>268400

Thanks fren, multitasking is the way to go

No more beers.

No emergency goon.

I don't wanna go to sleep yet, gotta see the nans tomorrow

>>268401

Night mate. Dream of pirouetting her in the air.

>>268404

I should see nan tomorrow but she knows mothers day pisses me off

>>268398

https://wikihow.com/Get-a-Girlfriend i found the answers NEETs

>>268408

Female pedo shit

>>268412

Ancient aboriginal rape cave

Ja FICKTS EUCH!!!

>>268412

Looks nice, i really ought to go for a hike through the hills next time i head to adelaide.

>>268413

Maybe, if so they were very clean boongs and didn't leave any evidence.

>>268415

I'd highly recommend it, there are a lot of good places to go hiking.

Sadly I stopped hiking regularly a few years back. I really aught to get back into it as I'm finding myself reminiscing about it a lot.

Night fucksticks

>>268416

No intestine condoms

Yeah seen lots of trails about when passing through on the overland train. Get back into it lad.

>>268417

Goodnight sweetie

>>268417

fuckyou

>>268418

>No intestine condoms

Not even a tinny to be seen.

>Get back into it lad.

I think I will. Have about a month before I start waging (minus the wage).

The forests are comfy this time of year and the mushrooms should be out.

We should explore the abo caves in Joondalup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwsi24J6XGI behold car driving peasants cyclist chad is here

>>268421

Good night.

>>268422

Now that's were you'll find an ancient aboriginal rape cave.

>>268423

I'd give either one of Tone's daughters a go.

>>268424

Cunt was zoomin

>>268426

Lucas brunelle is the gigachad of the cycling world

>>268427

>cycling

>gigachad

pick one

>>268423

It's like he's eyeing a boong in the croud with the look off "I'll suck you're little boong cock UNNA"

>>268428

https://youtube.com/watch?v=iO7_Fq56g2c cycling is chad as fuck you pussy, watch this

>>268430

The virgin cyclist:

>pays thousand of shekels for gear

>wears a helmet and cares about his safety

>Gay as fuck tight lycra

The chad shopping cart enthusiast:

>Racks a shopping cart everytime he wants to roll

>Free entertainment

>Doesn't wear a helmet, disregards safety, ready to die at any moment.

>Homeless, wears whatever's comfortable.

>>268432

>>268432

why

>>268433

His hunger for boong bum will never be satisfied

>>268434

indeed, also NEETs in a day and 3 hours time Tony will tackle Dan and all the other boards

real NEET hours

Real rape hours

Wanked aboriginal poo

goon morning, and for once I can say that in all seriousness since I'm still up and I'm sipping on Dan's sweet Nectar

>>268439

Goon morning.

>that very distressed feel running away from the pigs

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/police-charge-man-over-fatal-m4-pile-up-that-killed-irish-tradesman/news-story/e6d72b0311c225b4e0c60c614e88d739

>>268435

In that regard, tell me about NEETking. Why does he crave the anal?

>>268442

For the wanked poos

>>268410

Cool, is it well known or did you just come across it?

>>268439

>>268440

Good morning

Third day without a wank

>>268439

>>268440

>>268445

Good morning friends.

>>268443

No seriously, Who is that guy. If you want him as a manager, at least give us a rough idea of who he's supposed to be.

>>268412

That looks great. Is that at Mt Lofty as well?

You should check out Morialta Conservation Park too. That's a nice one although that has more trails than the pics.

>>268423

That's pretty gay.

Who the fuck eats a sausage with a tooth pick?

>>268424

There's a fucking bike lane right next to where he's riding and he decides to ride right up the ass of people or right next to them in their same lane.

Fucking knob, not only a danger to himself but everyone else cause they'll be focusing on him.

Finally wanked

>>268446

You're not wanking hard enough.

>>268453

Good work!

>>268430

>Metallica

>lycra

>Mexicans

Hmm

>>268449

>at least give us a rough idea of who he's supposed to be.

Leave your window open tonight and you'll get some one on one time you have been craving.

>>268453

Was it a big cum?

>>268439

>Nectar

I haven't heard it referred to as that in ages.

>>268449

You'll know soon enough.

Had a second wank

>>268462

Reckless wanking, soon to be wankrupt.

>>268461

DEMONIC

< LAIH NAD

>>268407

https://m.wikihow.com/Get-a-Girlfriend-When-You%27re-Autistic

Wrong link obviously

>>268467

>tfw no gf

>>268467

The guy has the face of someone who is about to rape.

>>268468

>Autistic people, just like others, can have love lives. Finding a partner can be harder for autistics, but it's definitely still possible for most, especially with the right skills and a supportive environment.

Someone answered a question about this underneath the article. It wasn't very nice for them to reduce people to their diagnosis.

>tfw no gf

I wonder how many hugs and how much pussy Webby got last night?

>>268426

He was holding onto the cars he was keeping pace with. If a cyclist grabbed my car I'd accelerate them into the back of the car in the next lane.

>>268472

I sperged out on a stripper and was home by 11. 1 beer and 1 shit scotch consumed.

>>268474

>I sperged out on a stripper

She didn't like all the gold coins?

off to nanas

>>268475

Said something like "you're so sexy" and I said "don't be so fucking stupid" and pushed her off me and left. This was about 5 minutes into a 30 minute 'dance', so a good waste of money.

Off to get some woolwash so I can actually do the fucking washing.

You NEETs with mums better be good to them today.

>>268479

We're going out for breakfast

>>268480

He says as he posts at 11:59:18.

very pleased to see the unna thread won

If I'm not sure if I'm really stoned or not then I reckon I'm probably really stoned

>>268484

your not stoned, you just think you are because you have had too much to smoke

>/ausneets/

>search for "tarrant"

>0 results

>look around thread

>no Aus flags

Y tho

>>268477

You wanted her to call you a fat disgusting pig and pour Craig's moonshine goon all over you

>>268486

Fuck off you mong cunt

>>268478

I wash my clothes in the toilet

>>268486

1. We don't like edgelords

2. The government banned our IPs so we got meme flags

Now please try to fit in if you're going to post here

>>268490

cucked

>>268492

Bro, do you even unna ?

Having some stew.

>>268485

You're just trying to confuse me

Didn't work, I was already confused

>>268492

That about sums it up, yes

Having a poo

>>268497

You're up early

>>268498

He didn't want to poo the bed again

Shire is something like this any good for removing stuck bolts?

https://www.supercheapauto.com.au/p/toolpro-toolpro-impact-wrench-skin---18v/529460.html#q=rattle%2Bgun&lang=en_AU

The bloody muffler flange bolts are seized or were installed by a fuckwit.

>>268500

Should be good, or try a breaker bar, also spray them with some WD40.

>>268501

Don't think I have enough room to use a breaker bar properly.

>>268502

hmmm, well before you buy that expensive impact wrench, give the bolts a good spray with some WD40 and let it soak in, if that fails go for the impact wrench, they are pretty handy to have.

>>268503

I've given them a spray and will let it sit for a bit.

I got one off by slipping a pipe over the handle of the socket wrench, so hopefully I can pop the others.

How long can a car sit on jack stands before things take a set?

>>268504

>How long can a car sit on jack stands before things take a set?

Should be fine, have seen cars sit on jack stands and up on a hoist for weeks.

I've got to service my car this week and do a safety inspection, fuggen $700 for the green slip because I have 4 demerit points, absolute bullshit.

I heard the Astra services other cars

>>268507

They learn from their owners.

>>268508

That must be why it guzzles sniff too

>>268491

Based Boongs UNNA

>>268492

You're cucked if you think some retard who killed some unimportant brown people matters, had he killed the higher ups maybe he'd be more relevant but for now he'll be for ever known as a loser who killed some sitting ducks while the elites who didn't get targeted made advantage of the situation and him to push their agendas

Fuck Tarrant, he's the worst fucking thing to ever come from and ever happen to this site

kek, new word filter

BIG sniff

sniff?

based unna sniff ay

>>268512

What do you use to fuel your car ?

>>268514

NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes, emus, wanks, boong jizz and sniff

>>268515

Goddamn, your cars a crackhead m8

>>268515

Extremely dangerous, your car will end up with a prolapsed fuel pump.

>>268516

it runs 2 wanks per 100kms, it's very efficient

>>268518

Do..do you wank it or does it wank you ?

>>268519

Both, at the same time, its as spiritual as a council meeting

>>268520

>spiritual as a council meeting

You said that about the time I banged a curry whore up the bum on speed though

>>268521

it was indeed spiritual though I was thinking about the time NK came in and started wanking Shire while NK was saying 'MOAN LIKE YOU MAKE YOUR GOOK GOAL MOAN UNNA"

>>268522

That was a deeply spiritual moment

There was ectoplasm everywhere afterwards

>>268522

Incredible

>this is over 20 years old now

What the fuck NEETs

Who wanks the wankmen ?

>>268526

They get wanked by the wanks they collect

Wank siphoning

Finished the car exhausts and air filter replacement.

Ignored the warnings to support mufflers with a stand.

Dropped muffler on head.

I am so getting defected.

>>268530

push a kid into the engine bay and see if they get crushed

>>268525

He wanks shreks slimy green dick

On my way home

>>268531

All the kids are too fat to fit in there

shrek vagina

>>268531

Oh you!

>>268538

u don't know me

Unappetising wank material

>>268535

Is that a boat NEET

>>268539

But I would like to learn more

>>268541

read the poasts u miss u dumb dumb bum bum

>>268535

u took ur mummybot on that boat don't pretend u didn't

>>268543

no u nk

>tfw had to lie on concrete because garage creepers only support 100kg

fossilised abbo wank

>>268535

>>268525

Blend in, talk about the stock market

>>268548

Maybe I'll mention out loud how kids these days don't wanna work, that should get the party started

>>268549

You can probably have 2 on a 3 hour cruise and be ok.

>>268549

get Tony to drive you

Nanas was a nightmare. Listened to her talk about the coffee van at the local footy for fucking half an hour. I shouldn't complain, I'll have almost no extended family in a few years, I guess thats what makes me dislike these family events.

Got a few joints from my bro and picked up some oaties on the way home. Guess I'll be doing my weekend to-do list tomorrow. Ah well, life is cruisey

>>268550

Complain about Labor's plan to abolish negative gearing and franking credits.

I didn't see my motherbot as I'm picking her up next weekend and driving her back to Adelaide

Getting cumfy

>>268553

>life is cruisey

Your life loves blacks?

>>268551

Nah just had the one

>>268559

well put a rose on your nose

>>268561

>redesigned valve linkage

there's always some fucking boomer who thinks he knows better than the guy who built the original engine

>>268558

Who takes the vag and who take the rear?

>More than 100 prospective studies show an inverse association between light to moderate drinking and risk of heart attack, ischemic (clot-caused) stroke, peripheral vascular disease, sudden cardiac death, and death from all cardiovascular causes.

hmm

>>268564

jesus said "suck the wine out of mine teats and you will live forever"

As soon as the Dominos driver delivered my garlic bread there was a comotion on the roof caused by a certain marsupial.

Passing the old emu brewery

>>268566

You don't even buy a pizza?

I wish mobile phones didnt exist and you still had to call a household after working hours to communicate.

>>268569

Of course I did, but the wildlife isn't interested in that.

>>268570

I wish telephones didn't exist full stop. What is wrong with writing letters to people?

>>268568

thinkin about all the red cans that building gifted noongars

>>268571

What kind of pizza?

anything to drink?

>>268572

Rape and poo noises cannot be described in enough depth.

>>268573

Breweries are more sacred than that stupid Ayres Rock thing

>>268574

thin crust peperoni and a 1.25l pepsi

I'm home

>>268577

Tremendous. I used to go the 5 dollar value pizza plus two sides for $7 when I was on newstart. Delivery was a bit much. Used to either have to walk or drive my car on fumes.

>>268568

A truly historical building, very ascetic architectural design.

>>268578

Gonna steal your wanks tonight

>>268579

yeah the arseholes even charge a surcharge now for having the temerity to want food on a sunday

FluteNOOT we are still waiting for your recording.

I am home now.

I'm looking for a home, where the wheels are turning

Home, why I keep returning

Home, where my world Is breaking in two

Home, with the neighbors fighting

Home, always so exciting

Home, were my parents telling the truth?

Home, such a body feeling

Home, no one ever speaking

Home, with our bodies touching

Home, and the cameras watching

Home, will infect whatever you do

Where home, comes to life from out of the blue

>>268585

this isn't the simon and garfunkel song

>>268586

But all my words come back to me,

In shades of mediocrity,

Like emptiness and harmony,

I need someone to comfort me

I thought I was the only boong ordering dominos, granted I'm only doing it because they accept paypal

rape

>>268530

Extremely high quality impressively post.

> 1024 NK poo posts / 10

>tfw thinking about proctology in rural and remote indigenous communities

Does aged care involve stuff like changing old people nappies?

>>268593

you bet

>>268593

Most likely yes.

>>268594

>>268595

Well there's another career that's off the list.

>>268593

yes, but you can also beat them occasionally

>>268596

thats an expensive bike

>>268598

Is that an expensive service?

>>268593

I did work experience there, most of it was being there with them and reading to them and all that

I think in any version of the human experience brotherhood must be the strongest bond. I love my brother more than anyone else

>>268602

>tfw no brother

>>268602

>I love my brother more than anyone else

>iktf

>>268608

just ask the checkout person where the curry bega went

>>268608

More than likely got sent back to India for that arranged marriage

nigger

>>268612

Toby

>>268613

Kunta will always be a Mandinka Warrior

>>268614

What's his thoughts on proctology?

>>268616

based, is the cruisey's dad in law

>>268617

HOT

>>268621

Usually not into other races but that's some prime Unna poon UNNA

I miss listening to Cold Chisel in my dads car and fuckin primary school athletics carnivals and just simple shit like that. Im a simple dude but grown up life is too much to bare. Love you guys, see you all in a happier place bros.

>>268622

It's only attractive because of the white genes that went into making it.

>>268623

dont die neet, we need all the neets we have

fucked a 36 year old boong 2 weeks ago AMA

>>268627

have you no shame?

Fucked the love of my life 14 weeks ago AMA

>>268628

she had a nice nice on her profile and I was a litre of vodka deep, cost me $51 each way on an uber and no, I don't have any shame.

>>268624

based

>>268630

Anyholes a goal

>>268627

Are you a boong, if so can you marry her and make based boong babies

Just struggled to take my pants off. I’m going to be physically wrecked tomorrow.

>>268629

Does she have warts too?

>>268632

that was my thinking at the time and i imaged my ex when fucking her from behind

>>268633

>Are you a boong

no. she dropped hints at being home alone so I capitalised.

>>268623

I miss the swimming carnival more than the Athletics one, there was more of a "carnival" sort of feel since everyone was together at the pool watching all the events rather than in aths where you cycle random events some of which are hundreds of meters away from the track

I remember one time in year 11 when I was doing backstroke and I was about 50% done the 2nd lap I noticed that 1st place already crossed but people were cheering me on since the race between me and 4th was pretty tight, I came 4th which was basically the best I've done I came 3rd in cross country in year 6 but that doesn't count since all the fast kids had a football thing that day and in year 12 I came 4th in long jump and high jump which suprised me

Thanks for making me remember the good times ay

>>268636

>she dropped hints at being home alone so I capitalised.

OI CUZ ME FARKIN POOSY IS DRIPPIN WET N DEY IZ NO ONE AROUND TA CLOG IT, PLEASE CUM AND STIKK IT IN AY UNNA

>>268638

more like

>mah fukkin son isn't home dog 'ole come stick me

>>268639

lol ay unna

Vile copulation talk

>>268637

I was always last in swimming

Do you or do you not love debian?

>>268593

As a white person it would be easy to get a job at nursing homes thou, mostly pajeets and immigrants seem to do those jobs so having white eyecandy around the home would put the family members at ease

>>268643

Dardy

>>268642

First three years of high school I was at swimming training every morning six days a week, so I would usually win at the swimming carnival.

>>268644

It's alrgith

>>268644

>>268641

>>268610

More like an arranged rape

>>268647

Fucking chad, how for did you go, best I've ever gotten was Zone

>>268645

Having you in anyone's home makes me uneasy.

>>268652

>>268644

I am beginning to think my self-esteem is massively lower than what my potential can achieve.

I doubt myself always but I still manage to make things happen. I want to find out what life might be like if I really try my best to become the best possible version of me.

>>268653

because we know everyone who posts here is male which means ur a trap, UNNA