NEET General #355 - Always Was Always Will Be Edition NEET 05/11/19 (Sat) 12:44:14 No. 268247 [View All]
No Means Yes, Yes means Anal
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:19:08 No. 268976
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:19:23 No. 268977
>>268973
You're going to develop a beautiful cone cough.
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:19:35 No. 268978
>>268975
I tip them twice early so I get multiple branches rather than one Christmas tree shape
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:19:42 No. 268979
>>268973
Wonderful
Hope you can push over 10k this time
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:19:47 No. 268980
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:21:02 No. 268981
>>268977
Already got that, lol
>>268979
Cheers m8, I've high hopes.If I can hit that I can go off the dole.
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:21:40 No. 268982
>>268980
One out of six asians disappear when they doll themselves up.
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:23:45 No. 268983
>>268982
What a shame it can't be six out of one disappearing.
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:25:23 No. 268984
>>268983
You have a nasty attitude.
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:26:06 No. 268985
>>268984
And you have a nasty nose but you don't hear us mention it
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:28:45 No. 268986
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:29:36 No. 268987
>>268984
>>268983
You both need a good cuddle.
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:31:11 No. 268988
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:31:30 No. 268989
>>268987
Well I don't cuddle with your dog after I wank him off.
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:34:51 No. 268990
>>268989
But you wank him off to give him pleasure and to receive your reward.
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:36:23 No. 268991
Dad never lets me wank off the dog any more
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:37:05 No. 268992
>>268991
Not after the last vet bill.
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:37:11 No. 268993
>>268986
>>268988
I was told a good musician who busks for money is a musician who can play while looking at you that's where the difficult arises . That is how you get more money by drawing in the audience.
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:37:18 No. 268994
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:38:48 No. 268995
>>268993
I suspect there are some shit hot musicians who have never performed for anybody.
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:39:07 No. 268996
I heard Weber was trustworthy.
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:39:32 No. 268997
>>268993
I can wank while looking at you, I start to get an audience but the racist white dog coppers try to stop me.
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:39:46 No. 268998
>>268996
He is.
I once lent him $20 and he only raped me once when he repaid it.
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:40:39 No. 268999
>>268997
Kek, I've literally seen cops arresting an old boong having a wank in Northbridge
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:41:24 No. 269000
>>268995
I'd like to marry an artsy qt that likes painting, dancing, music or something. I'd really like it if she was shy and I could sort of encourage her in her pursuits, or if she would do it for me as our little thing. I've written poetry for girls but I've never given to any of them.
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:42:11 No. 269001
>>268999
Poor black fella can't even have a little cheeky time on his own land.
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:42:48 No. 269002
>>269001
In front of a nightclub on a Friday nights a bit much though
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:44:14 No. 269003
>>268998
The rape was interest m8
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:44:30 No. 269004
>>269002
MY LAND YA WHITE DOG
MY LAND
ALWAYS WAS
ALWAYS WILL BE
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:44:47 No. 269005
>>269000
I understand.
I like nerdy glasses girls.
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:44:58 No. 269006
>>269002
>In front of a nightclub
Was he wanking at the shielas coming out?
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:45:04 No. 269007
>>268997
Do you earn much money doing it?
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:45:09 No. 269008
>>269004
It's my land tonight, you black cunt.
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:45:16 No. 269009
Can't draw, please imagine
>the virgin NEET
>sees hot night club chicks
>memorises for later wanking
>might take creepshot if brave
>The Chad Boong
>Sees hot nightclub chicks
>Whips it out and wanks like a maniac
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:45:32 No. 269010
>>269005
Yeah,
>shy
>nerdy
>bookish
>bright
Are all lovely traits in a woman.
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:46:00 No. 269011
>>269006
Yeah, as far as we could tell he was standing by one of the queues having a blatant wank
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:46:16 No. 269012
>>269007
Could probably pay a boong to do it and turn it into a performance art piece.
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:46:26 No. 269013
>>269010
That's what mummybot tells me.
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:47:20 No. 269014
>>269012
You could get millions in funding from the Sydney council for that art.
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:48:00 No. 269015
>>269012
Sometimes there is a retard in a wheelchair at Rundle mall. Her wranglers have her hold a microphone and have a speaker set up with shitty pop music playing. She doesn't really sing or anything but it guilts people into coughing up their shekels for the tard.
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:48:49 No. 269016
>>269015
It's a good hustle.
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:49:15 No. 269017
>>269015
I pray for the day I can run her over crossing King William St or North Terrace.
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:49:43 No. 269018
There has been a disturbing lack of poo pictures. I hope the poo withholding was successful.
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:49:51 No. 269019
>>269017
God does hate retards so it's a legit prayer
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:50:04 No. 269020
>>269017
Why wait for tomorrow?
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:50:46 No. 269021
>>269018
I think NK is saving up his poos for a big one.
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:51:02 No. 269022
>>269020
It's illegal to drive in Rundle Mall unless it's 3am on a Saturday night and you're pissed.
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:51:04 No. 269023
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:51:20 No. 269024
>>269018
>I find your lack of poo pictures …. disturbing NK
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NEET 05/13/19 (Mon) 09:51:26 No. 269025
>>269021
Wouldn't that be cheating?
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