/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

GIPPSLAND

kek

SHIRE

I'm not a terrorist

I'm just a financier

>>225344

God bless you.

>>225384

Your a goodboy monk

YOUR FORMAT IS WRONG

>>225386

dindu nuffin

except get sakced

What is that pepe

>>225390

A monk pepe

>>225390

Sydney lindt terrorist pepe.

>>225390

He's dead m8

>>225393

wouldn't mind a comfy spaceship

>>225393

That was a good scene.

>>225393

>Tfw 2x 6 packs of gook beer

Feeling rather impressed

>>225362

My dad said that if he had me when I was a kid he would've named me rocko.

>>225393

>"""NEETs"""

>>225397

Fuck ye boi

We all chillin tonight

>>225398

Fuck

off to do a poo

thanks poor neet for wasting my valuable wagie evening time

>>225401

I would've been cool.

>>225402

No, thank you.

From rags (youth allowance) to riches (DSP)

From riches (DSP) to rage (WAGE)

>>225405

All you need is a hammer and a few direct hits m8

>>225406

>>225407

>>225405

From rags (GF) to dried up old cunt (menopausal mummybot)

How many wage-goers in this thread pay tax?

>>225407

>>225409

>>225410

4

>>225410

3

>>225410

2

>>225410

1

>>225410

Have to pay tax and read your shit posts

>>225410

Yes

How much do fellow wagies make?

I make 45k, which means I take how about 720 a week

>>225416

Sounds like you have Sobriety Sydrome.

>>225418

55k, I take home 1711 per fortnight

Wage-induced rage

>>225418

When I was a wagie back a couple of years ago now I was on 57-58k

>>225421

I'm waiting for wage-induced rape

>>225418

60k a year, $1,145 a week.

>>225418

I make $450 a week

Thinking about aboriginal anal again…

>>225426

Just say no!

RECTAL

PROLAPSE

>>225427

No means Yes

Yes means anal

>>225430

Do you remember which thread the NK rape story is in that was edited from the original grindr rape story? That was a good story.

I reckon Weber makes 75k+

>Gf buys me a bunch of beer

>Supposed to be going out to look at some cars with her tomorrow.

Don't think that's going to happen, I never even asked for the beer and I already bought some.

>>225431

yep

>>225434

It has to be much, much higher.

>>225435

so you would rather get on the goon than do things with your gf?

>>225437

I didn't want to offend by guessing higher than it is. But yeah my honest guess is 100k+

I think 80. maybe 85.

>>225438

No, just that this puts planes in doubt, she's getting on the goon too.

>>225439

His bottled goon budget tells us this fact.

>>225441

Can't you just drink a bit less tonight and do both?

Weber should learn this on banjo.

>>225443

It's too late, Sunday will be fine though.

One glass of goon has got me light headed.

I'm so fucking bored

>>225444

He should learn the indian drum one. Doesn't even need to touch teh strings.

>>225442

Please stop discussing me like I am a piece of meat.

>>225446

Have another glass.

>>225448

Whip out your hot salami and cheddar stash.

>>225449

Obviously dickhead

>>225451

Fuck you

wew there has already been 70 posts

>>225452

was getting fuck a part of ur plan

>>225454

Yes

>>225453

Bit of a NEETparty going on.

>>225444

>>225448

You're a beautiful T-bone steak m8.

>>225458

Fillet Steak, you plebe.

Wild West Neet Commune

>>225455

well congratulations your got yourself fucked now whats the next step in ur gooned plan

>>225460

>Wild West NEET Commune

we call it Joondalup here

>>225461

To drink more goon, I hope you also drink more goon.

>>225459

No m8, the analogy is you have two good sides. One better than the other. both are equally as delicious

>>225464

o i c

i a dum dum

>>225464

Clever.

>>225457

She's a stupid whore.

Missing the misso like crazy lads

>>225462

>Joondalup

Not a bad place. Very comfy.

>>225468

Time to call gook lady.

>>225468

Doesn't she live with you?

>>225469

…I don't think knows.

>>225472

I only really saw the beach.

There are 13 things on my to-do list.

>>225474

Get them done.

>>225474 ←-This is the only thing on mine

A

>>225477

Big

>>225479

CHEDDAR

>>225475

Why is it that I can never work out the obvious shit?

>>225476

You're sweet.

>>225469

Did you get raped by NK

>>225482

Brindabella commune!

>>225483

I forgot to ask his name, it was over so soon…

>>225482

Pilliga commune.

>>225485

thats how he works

>>225484

>Brindabella

A fellow Canberra NEET?

>>225482

>Shire commune

m8, theres no room here for a commune, this place is pretty much becoming a highrise hellhole.

>>225482

Scratch Gippsland, it's far too close to Melbourne.

Can you 'get' dandruff? I've never had it before and I seem to have a lot.

>>225490

The commune can't be in any city. Mildura is too big.

>>225490

Can we keep east gippsland, it has nice roads

>>225488

Yep, north side.

>>225492

Mildura has Craig

I'm boiling eggs, wish me luck. I already spilled the water so it might be tricky.

>>225494

uhh Fuck also Northside, are you me

>>225496

If we chip in enough NEETbux, we might be able to buy one of the highrise shitters once the housing crash comes, a NEET-Tower rather than a commune.

>>225496

Burying shipping containers and welding them together with hatches and pipe tunnels and shit might work.

>>225499

Another 6 months or so and we could probably afford that entire highrise apartment block that has cracked.

>>225490

East Gippsland stays

>>225501

I have duct tape to help repair it, we may need more than 3 rolls though

>>225500

sexy digits are back for the night

>>225503

fuck, maybe we'll one day stubble into ourselves while going shopping

>>225502

If we all claim to be boongs, we might get it even cheaper, this is now looking like a realistic goal.

>>225505

A few cans of expanding foam should see it right.

I'm in favour of a FNQ commune lately

>>225510

too bad we have no queensland NEETs to populate it, they probably all died in the floods

>>225510

>>225511

Too hot and humid tbh

Yeah why do we have no QLD neets, its always puzzled me

>>225500

There's a guy in the US that did that with school buses.

>>225514

>Middle of the picture is in Fyshwick

Oh my what a naught NEET, in the gen while at a prosite?

>>225514

And also yeah Canberra has like the 2nd most Dans per Capita of any city only being topped by Townsville that has 3 for some reason

>>225518

Adelaide has more than 3 Dans?

>>225513

What I want to know is why does the ACT have the highest concentration of NEETs, with 2

>>225520

Back in my day Gippsland used to be all the rage with NEETs

>>225521

you can never have too many Dan's

>>225522

No one except for Gippsland NEETs ever liked it.

>>225524

We win.

>>225523

I wonder if Bankstown Dan's is Halal.

>>225525

You have to be a Gippsland NEET to truly appreciate the wonders of Gippsland.

>>225523

My Dan folder is testimate to that fact.

>>225520

Sampling error?

>>225528

I have travelled through Gippsland, Moe was a rather pleasant town.

>>225531

That was the name of the bartender, not the town.

>>225532

Fuck

>>225519

Oh, looks like Adelaide has 16 Dans, which yeah puts it at a dan per 83K compared to Canberras 90K, but both are ahead of Sydney (139k), and Perth (118K) but fucking melbourne somehow has one per 82.9K

If canberra or Adelaide opens one more they'll take the 2nd spot for the highest capita amount of Dans in cities with more than one, so if First liquor shuts down purphaps

>>225531

Bairnsdale is a nice town as well, have you been there?

>>225530

There is me and another NEET, while South Australia the closest competitor has 6 enough to make it 2nd

>>225534

It's always good to have something to work towards.

>>225534

Fuck yeah cuz melb danz is good

I've got a really fancy Dans to show you guys, I'll go some time soon. It's like a high end wine cellar

>>225525

I like Gippsland, it has good roads

>>225538

Is it the Prahan store that was the original Dans

>>225538

Munno Para Dan has about a third of it's stock under lock and key. Not because it's good quality, but because half the population are thieves.

>>225539

There a nice road that passes through the power station near Hazelwood

>>225527

Only Craig's Liquorland is halal Because no one buys alcohol there

>>225535

I've travelled through all of Gippsland, was coming down from Sydney via the coast to Melbourne, but for what ever reason, Moe stood out for me, just seemed really comfy.

>>225544

you went the wrong way if you wanted a good drive, gippsland is nice but the princes highway is a tad boring

>>225540

Yeah the chapel st one

>>225545

I just followed the main the roads, was going to Melbourne to hop on the Ferry to Tasmania, but wanted to take the scenic route down the NSW coast. I know theres a whole bunch of awesome roads up around the alps that lead down to through Gippsland and Melbourne.

I managed to boil the eggs. Now I have 12 things on my list.

>>225547

fair enough, maybe one day we'll have a NEET convoy around the mountains

>>225548

you have completed the hardest one

>>225549

I'm probably gonna head down to Tassie in the winter again this year for a holiday with the missus, but this time via Canberra, Albury and Omeo then down to Melbourne.

>>225551

good lad though I'd suggest possibly skimping albury and go to Omeo/Bairnsdale through Cooma

>>225551

>>225552

*Through Cooma and Tallangatta

>>225552

Pretty big hike from Canberra, the plan is to stay at Albury for the night, then head down through Omeo then stay at Lakes entrance for the night, then Melbourne the next day.

>>225553

Tabitha

I have gone to bed. Once more down the coast tomorrow.

I'm thinking of taking up boxing again. I did it for a little while a few years ago.

>>225557

Good boi

>>225554

fair enough, I was just trying to get you to avoid the hume highway

>>225555

nice get

>>225557

you will be a squirrel in no time

>>225560

I'll only be on the hume from Sydney to Canberra which I don't mind, after that I'll be going from Canberra to Albury via the Kosciuszko national park, then down to Lakes entrance and onto Melbourne.

>>225557

NK Ya boong

>>225563

oh, I've went a slightly different way on that path and it's a good drive

>>225564

NK isn’t taking serroquel to counter the dexies is he?

>>225566

I thought he had benzos

>>225557

got the life

>>225568

I like horn

>>225567

A veritable pharmacy by all accounts

>>225566

Dexies for when he wakes up to get through work and serroquel to get to sleep

>>225570

He gave me some panadol after raping me once after I said my head hurt

It was the old Codine Stuff they don't make any more either

what a nice man

>>225572

Did he give you anything for your backside?

>>225573

The snake from happy potter

>>225575

Super comfy or distressing alpine driving, might have to buy some snow chains.

>>225573

You can go through the brindies if you're feeling a little adventurous.

>>225576

I had normal parents who stayed together and I failed at all that except the job

>>225576

My parents are still together and my life was totally fucked until maybe a year ago.

>>225576

I said it in the last thread, bong heads never cease to amaze me with bong and boong creations. As for the situation with your parents, I don't know, my parents are still married, 40 something years, I'm an underachiever in comparison to my families social status, mostly due to mental health issues.

>>225576

My parents stayed together and hated each other pretty much.

I had the career and social life and gfwife but I was pretty much faking it.

And now I NEET.

>>225578

I fucked my tire on that road before

>>225573

good lad

>>225583

Didn't that hurt your cock ?

>>225578

I'm up for whatever my car at the time can handle, I have a pretty standard V6 Sedan, but the GF might get a crossover SUV that can handle some light offroad stuff.

This could all change though, I wouldn't mind tranding my car in for a capable offroader to do some camping and stuff.

>>225581

>I said it in the last thread, boong heads never cease to amaze me with boong and bong creations.

>>225585

nah I actually didn't notice until I got to a supermarket and a guy was like "Ey your tire is flat" and then I said fuck

>>225579

That said, I wasn’t allowed to have friends over or visit them, and that probably fucked up my friendship making abilities before high school (in addition to already being bad at it because shyness and tism). Not sure where the scared of girls thing started, but probably the shyness and being shamed somewhere in my formative years.

>>225586

I've done it in a commodore, you'll be ok just as long as it's not snowing or hasn't been raining heavily.

>that fucking chorus

>>225591

Well that's good to know, I've done some hectic shit in my Accord.

>>225591

The Tumut road that is. If you're gonna take the Kosciusko turnoff then you're on your own.

>>225592

It's like i'm back in 2008

>>225596

That looks much better now tbh.

I'm gonna have to sue you though.

here the random fireworks other Canberra NEET?

>>225581

>mostly due to mental health issues.

That describes all of us. I've started to think its really no excuse. All people have 'mental health issues' - lifes tough, get over it. Some people (like me) have 'anxiety', which means they don't have their life together and that causes them a lot of stress, yet they continue to pursue bad habits that prolong their suffering. It's all so much simpler than bullshit psychiatry and helpful pats on the back.

>>225599

Are they still going? I just went outside but I couldn't hear anything.

>>225600

What about those of us on the spectrum?

>>225599

Whats the deal with this? you can buy bungers and shit in Canberra yeah? and soon to be weed I hear.

>>225598

>tire fukn good

I kek'd

>>225602

The spectrum doesn't exist

Get over your made up fairytale excuse for being a lazy fuckup

>>225602

You're just strange cunts, it happens.

>>225576

My parents were never together and I have all of those things.. sort of.

>>225607

But are you happy ?

>>225601

they stopped just after I made the post

>>225603

Some show aparently, and IIRC it'd still be a few years before legal weed but possesion of small amounts is ok as is soon to be growing some plants

>>225605

fuck off

>>225600

I was going fine up until I was 24, started to get massive panic attacks. couldn't function normally, started to believe in all kinds of crazy reasons as to what could be causing it, ended up extremely depressed and eventually got DSP, off it now though and working again.

>>225605

Autism is very real.

>>225609

>Some show aparently, and IIRC it'd still be a few years before legal weed but possesion of small amounts is ok as is soon to be growing some plants

Ahh okay, One of my m8s would go up to Canberra once a year and bring back all kinds of fireworks and bungers and stuff, good fun.

>>225605

Autism does exist, I was diagnosed when I was 5, I still have friends. I'm the Sydney returning after a long time

>>225610

Just because your too self-conscious to make phone calls doesn't give you some special 'mental illness' status. Deal with it

>>225613

>I'm the Sydney returning after a long time

Where did you go, we missed you, after you left a new sydney came and is shit

1 hour and 17 min call to a support worker on my personal phone.

wew

>>225614

Again you know fucking nothing of what I have gone through, please shut the fuck up

>>225617

He's just trolling, don't worry about him.

>>225617

>im so speshull!!!

Grow up

Oppression olympics is useful in cenno to get more gibs but I'm not sure if we need it here.

>>225619

>Grow up

I fucking wish I can but Autism effectively limits me to permanent manchild status no matter how hard I try

>>225615

Just left because of low quality posts. I didn't do anything in January because of time off work and no uni. I hooked up with a guy and now I'm in Japan

>>225598

Very nice, I can't add banners though.

There is also NEEToes seroquel one.

>>225615

*studying in Japan, although the test was today and there's only 2 days of classes to go

>>225619

If he's legit autist, he can't help it, getting employment, while not impossible, is extremely difficult as an autismo.

>>225622

>>225624

What are you studying?

>>225625

I do well at my job. (Mild autism)

>>225622

>Sydney turned gay and is now in Japan

Seems legit

>>225600

>bullshit psychiatry

I fell for that gimmick. It helped at the time but then caused more issues in the long run.

>>225626

Japanese language although it's a lot easier than uni in australia

>>225625

Oh I have a job, I just fuck up

>>225608

Get out of my head.

>>225631

We all do that m8, it's the AussieNEETs way

>>225630

What is NK ya farken Boong in japanese

>>225595

This one is from late last year.

>>225630

I studied Japanese in highschool for 5 years, I can't even remember half of it, their writing system really turned me off.

>>225634

Chow ching poo dong small poo haha

You're not autistic, actual autists are the ones throwing tantrums in Kmart.

Stop self-diagnosing yourself to make excuses for your behaviour. Being a manchild is a choice.

>>225636

The internet turned me off of them. Fucking weebs,

>>225636

we did Indonesian which means I'm the 2nd most competent in the language in this thread, even though I remember shit all

>>225640

Indonesian is apparently pretty easy, idk though.

>>225640

I did 2 years of wog and 2 years of French

I can still count to 10 in wog

>>225638

is it self diagnosed if I have been diagnosed a few times by different doctors across my life and the results always said I'm autistic

>>225638

I'm diagnosed by a doctor.

>>225641

yeah it's basically Dutch, English and South East Asian languages thrown in a blender so the dutch and english base makes it easy to grasp

>>225643

He's just winding you up m8

Thinking about getting smashed and renting a whore

>>225646

too poor for that mate

>>225637

thats chinese

>>225647

Oh sorry, I meant I was.

I'd shout you one but I'm not that rich

>>225649

Weber should shout us all prosties

I had some Jap exchange students stay with me for two weeks back in Highschool, they could handle the bants surprisingly well.

>>225652

Japs are good, basically the Norwegians of Asia

Chinks are shit though being its Brits

>>225650

I support Webers funding of NEET/Whore orgy 2019

We should all praise Weber for his generosity

>>225654

I nearly called it NEETgangbang2019 but that sounds disgusting

And we already have the council meetings for that

So this is why Weber often goes to Canberra, to meet with the whores to figure how much how much he'd have to pay for them to sleep with NoFun

>tfw depressed

>>225656

That is what he claims but he's really doing nofuns hot 3 sisters up the bum.

>>225653

We used to play what we called "brandings", I'm sure you've played it, where you'd throw a tennis ball at the wall, and if someone caught it before it hit the ground after it bounced off the wall you would be smashed with the tennis ball if you didn't run to the wall in time and touch the wall.

This was their favourite game.

>>225657

Again you don't fucking understand mate, I can very easilly get stressed and go on to full blown panic despite being 100% happy the minute prior and always over the smallest shit no fucking matter how hard I try

>>225660

I think we called it wall ball, and was suprised that it wasn't banned

It and Downball were the shit

>>225662

So have I in the past. It is actually true that "exposure therapy" is a thing, you can learn to handle the stress of such situations.

>>225663

Oh it was banned, but a bunch of us used to go to school early, before the teachers showed up mainly so we could smoke ciggies but these Japs absolutely delighted in this sadistic game, it was pretty funny tbh.

>>225665

fuck you must of had a strict school, I only left like 3 and a bit years ago and it was still a thing

>>225664

like full blown crying out of your own control panic

Come payday I'm pickin up a bag and hittin the whore house mates

>>225668

>hitting the whore house mates

What did he do to you, just because he's friends with a whore house doesn't mean you can hit him

>>225668

Just don't do any fat gook milfs who claim they're uni students.

>>225666

I'm an old cunt I guess, this was like 15 years ago, our principle wasn't strict, but the deputy was a cunt, he was an ex airforce officer, so we could only have a durrie in peace in the morning before all the teachers rocked up, and at lunch time, but we had to be very careful.

>>225669

the whore houses mate used to hit him with a bag when they were younger

>>225671

tbh I'm not sure if kids smoked at my school since i was an autistic straight edge, so if it happened they'd be retarded to tell me

granted I'm still retarded bit I wouldn't call myself straight edge anymore since I'm drinking despite working tomorow

>>225672

He hit him with an old lady?

No wonder the whore houses mate is getting it

Time for the nightly wank

Any suggestions?

Also something I wonder is, if you get a prostie do you book ahead or do you just rock up

>>225653

Unlike the Norwegians, the japs haven't invited millions of muslims to swamp their homeland.

>>225675

Hold your penis and move hand up and down till white stuff comes out

>>225673

I think smoking has gone down across the board, I don't smoke anymore, back in highschool, we'd either smoke in the toilets and have someone as a lookout for any teachers, or go out on the oval and just walk around and the teachers wouldn't notice us. I got busted twice, all I had was an innerschool suspension which sucks more than just a regular school suspension.

>>225677

Norwegians have been good on that front and lets be honest China and greater Arabia act basically the same

>>225674

Maybe the other guy actually mates with the whore house

Like, he's a wallfucker

He'd deserve a good bagging then

>>225676

You call/text them first and make arrangements for the time and how long you'd like to stay..

>>225678

This is kid's stuff - wankneet needs a challenge - I challenge him to learn how to self suck. and have a blowie

>>225679

well I do know weed is big at least in the city since when I had TAFE me and a few mates smoked it every now and again out the back

>>225683

We'll tie his hands behind his back, give him seventy three dexies and lock him in a room with rare boong porn

He'll be blowing himself in no time

>>225684

Had a few sneaky cones back in school, loads of times at TAFE, TAFE teachers really didn't give a fuck tbh, it's totally different.

>he didnt smoke week at highscool during lunch

>>225687

One of my stoner m8s had a mad bong setup in his bag, used to rip cones discretely at lunch time while teachers were walking about.

The nostalgia is hitting me hard.

>>225688

Is that sperg or NK?

>>225675

breastfeeding diaper love

>>225688

Spewing, looks like you're having a good time.

>>225692

>tfw waiting for the meth guy

>>225690

Its NK, do you reconise the table

>>225693

Don't take meth bro.

>>225682

How do you know they are legit? I'd get too paranoid. I've called one and booked a time but chickened out.

>>225694

Not quite, I don't recall the green trim. The abundance of tattoos has reassured me however

>>225696

It's a risk I guess, but I can guarentee, if they're a private escort, their pictures will be fake, if you go to a brothel with a registered abn and stuff you'll be okay.

>>225695

Stop oppressing my meth culture you imperialistic nazi xenophobe

>>225688

Hey NK ask the guy with the Jessie From Pokemon tattoo what the story on it is

>>225686

I used to smoke joints every break when I went back to school as an adult.

I hd a few joints at school when I was still at regular high school.

>tfw no mates to sit around sinkin tinnies and shootin the shit smokin shard with

>>225700

Sup Frog, why the fuck is your flag on 8chan the wrong colour

>tfw took a bunch of dexies for before my HSC exams

>Actually did pretty good despite being a dumbass

Wonder drug.

>>225705

I did a maths exam really pissed in year 11

It was 3 parts, I got one bit perfect and fucked the other bits completely

>This is why after a wank you can feel de-energized, lethargic or even depressed.

>>225707

That's when you smoke meth

>>225706

I was terrible at maths, and still am, but these dexies, fuck, everything just made sense, I actually scored the highest on my maths exam than anything else.

>>225704

Is it, NEET ?

>>225706

I also did a year 12 exam wasted at 11am

Passed it too, fuck the police

>>225710

Yes, but in all seriousness why is the french flag there sky blue, its supposed to be regular blue, like our flag

>>225711

I did a TAFE test stoned as fuck, in fact it was my 2nd time high and passed 100% and finished first

>>225715

I almost look like that guy.

>>225716

Of all the aman making serious face faces his was most serious

>>225718

*man

>>225715

What's meth like compared to regular speed or something like MDMA?

>>225718

I am a serious NEET.

>>225715

NK discouraging people from drugs?

What the fuck

WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU NK?

>>225719

Imam

>>225694

They will recognise it after a rape

>>225720

If it's clean it's nice, less of a ruch than the old speed but it lasts longer.

I've only had it once in recent years, was pretty good

>>225726

how much rape did it make you do

>>225727

No rape, I banged an indian whore up the bum at the end of the 3 day binge though

>>225726

>but it lasts longer.

Fuck, that's what I didn't like about speed, completely worn out after a long night, and trying to go to sleep with a speed high still lingering.

>>225728

Depravity of the highest levels.

>>225730

Me and my mate bought a half g and took it for 3 days.

Drank 4 bottles of whisky and probably spent 6 hours at pubs in that time

I was a fucking mess, slept for 14 hours after.

>>225734

Honestly sounds like such a good time.

>>225728

>I banged an indian whore up the bum

Even better

>>225734

Jesus christ.

>>225734

>>225735

Honestly sounds like such a gooned time.

>>225735

It was the first time I've done that in 12 years, it was fun but it's a once in a blue moon thing.

Actually, I may have posted here or the old place during my binge, don't recall

Craziest shit I ever did was shrooms, my entire concept of reality completely collapsed, and my friend thought he was being raped by Jesus, which also wasn't good.

>>225518

>Townsville that has 3 for some reason

UNNA

>>225741

Not only do they have 3 but this happened at one of them

https://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/two-men-feared-to-have-washed-away-in-floodwater/news-story/ab4da6bea615cff85d415c2c24ec7912

>>225709

>>225706

>>225711

>did nothing but play video games

>went to an exam half way through it was over

>still got an 80 UAI

>>225742

>cricket ball

That's Brutal, we never strayed from a tennis ball, but we'd sometimes soak it with water on a cold winters morning to make it even more painful.

>>225733

it seems irrespective on continent the closer to the water you are the more likely people are to shit in it

>>225701

I don't know why he got it, I told him it looked shit when he got it

>>225749

G'night m8

I think I may pour a whisky and see where the evening takes me

>>225751

Thank you.

>>225749

Nighty night.