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We acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the board where we now post, pay respect to The Council and acknowledge the important role UNNA continue to play within our community.

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 No.224614 [Last50 Posts]

We all have to share the load NEETs, We already share our sorrows and joys with each other. Sometimes we even share duties, take making the threads for example, sometimes I do it, sometimes another NEET does. Let's all continue in this wonderful spirit of collaboration and cooperation.

OLD: >>223860

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 No.224618

GIPPSLAND

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 No.224626

GOOK HILL

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 No.224627

>>224626

SLANT HILL

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 No.224628

>Ghee

is clarified butter, I use it all the time when I make a curry

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 No.224629

File: c2e2c113dbf297c⋯.png (1.34 MB,1138x941,1138:941,ClipboardImage.png)

South Australia.

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 No.224630

>>224628

>clarified

Can you clarify what that means?

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 No.224631

>>224630

Butter water.

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 No.224632

>>224629

You found my missing nipple pasty!

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 No.224633

File: 410e86036ea20e5⋯.png (62.3 KB,312x209,312:209,ClipboardImage.png)

>>224631

Oh, I've had it fried with seasoning before and it was ok. Kind of like hard, crispy batter.

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 No.224634

>>224631

It is not. Clarified butter has the water and milk solids cooked off.

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 No.224635

>>224630

it just means separating the milk solids and water from butter, leaving just the butter fat

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 No.224636

File: 941d6d96a5fb39b⋯.png (1.06 MB,1024x769,1024:769,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.224637

>>224602

>Shopping went fine, I got you deodorant, I couldn't get you a hot boong, sorry.

Not to be ungrateful, but how we end up getting from Veet (hair removal cream) to David Beckham cologne to deodorant?

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 No.224638

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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 No.224639

>>224637

I thought Veet was a deodorant.

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 No.224640

>>224639

Well I am a smelly boong, so it won't go to waste.

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 No.224641

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 No.224642

File: 68e4b2b2d45a38f⋯.png (1.4 MB,1920x1082,960:541,ClipboardImage.png)

Getting deep.

I'm upset with the state of the world, and the different facets of it that we were born in to. But I also feel an interconnectedness to the world, including the parts I disagree with. Meaning in some ways I am everything and maybe that implies that I am not actually upset with the planet on a purely external level but I disagree with myself internally.

Pondering the notion of ignorance is bliss and what my guru would respond with if I asked him that. But following it up with the fact that I can not be oblivious to the nature of our society in its current form because I have already noticed it. I think he would say to embrace its flaws and accept it for what it is, it is capable of change and seeing as I feel like I am part of it, I have the power to change at least that part of it.

But how does that change the parts I am not in control of?

As an interconnected part of it, you are capable of initiating a knock on effect through changing yourself to change all of everything else, that is if I truly believe I am part of it all. Maybe you only want to accept that you are interconnected to the parts of the cosmos that you agree with. If that is the case, then you have illustrated for yourself the notion of 'ignorance is bliss'.

If I am ignorant to my connection to these parts, why then do they still upset me? Why do I wish they were different?

How do you wish they were different? How could they improve?

I don't know. I don't have anything better to judge them against.

Judge.. That's a strong word. Are you in a position to judge the rest of us?

Well.. yeah, I am part of 'us'. In actual fact, I am basically just judging myself.

So you are responsible for how the rest of the world is?

No, I am not in control of it and just part of it.

Then this goes back to the point that you can only change what you are in control of.

I will need to think about this some more. I will come back when I have another question.

I do not have answers NEET, that is not my purpose.

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 No.224643

>>224642

I was right with you there mate, but I kinda got bored by the third line…sorry

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 No.224644

>>224642

>'ignorance is bliss'.

Very good NEET. A clear mind leads to singular decisions, devoid of external influence.

Does this serve you in the way you wish it to?

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 No.224645

>>224642

That's a lot to read, have a wank

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 No.224646

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File: a3b23c2e59e65dc⋯.png (80.51 KB,570x415,114:83,technological slavery.png)

Anyone here read Ted Kacyzinski? I'm reading Technological Slavery.

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 No.224647

This >>224644 was meant for >>224643

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 No.224648

Just went to motor reg and handed that fitness cert in. I only had a couple days or they would've suspended my licence. Lucky I did it today, I was just going to leave it.

So much for a lazy NEET day.

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 No.224649

>>224647

>Does this serve you in the way you wish it to

I am simply unable to concentrate long enough to read such things, it becomes overwhelming for me

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 No.224650

>>224648

well it's done now m8, you can relax and forget about it

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 No.224651

Can't stop wanking. As soon as I give it a break I become extremely agitated and anxious.

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 No.224652

We did "communication in the Workplace" at my course today.

The training manual was full of misspellings,kept referencing pages and sections that weren't there and had the answers accidently printed on all the questions about safety signs.

You gotta laugh.

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 No.224653

>>224651

Rub your back with deepheat.

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 No.224654

>>224652

That is an accurate representation of communication in most workplaces.

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 No.224655

>>224650

Thank you.

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 No.224656

>>224655

But don't relax too much or you'll get raped.

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 No.224657

>>224653

I find the smell of deep heat to be overwhelming

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 No.224658

>>224654

Sad but true.

Things worked much better in the old days when management just shouted all the time.

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 No.224659

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 No.224660

>>224652

Is that the cenno course? Sounds like they outsourced the reading material to pajeet

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 No.224661

hello naughty children it's murder time

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 No.224662

Am I allowed to live in accommodation rented in another person's name? Such as my mum's for example

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 No.224663

wot r gud cheep compooter 4 youni ??

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 No.224664

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 No.224665

>>224662

I think so.

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 No.224666

>>224663

Get laptoop.

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 No.224667

>>224666

wot tipe ??

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 No.224668

>>224664

then how do you explain living in jail?

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 No.224669

>>224668

Don't do that.

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 No.224670

>>224667

whtevr 300 dola shtbox u see

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 No.224671

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 No.224672

>>224671

11.6" is very small

also what is that in decimal

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 No.224673

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 No.224674

>>224672

>11.6" is very small

Size queen

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 No.224676

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 No.224677

>>224676

None that we care about.

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 No.224678

Weber will be home soon, I can smell that sour tang.

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 No.224679

Weber's sour tang

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 No.224680

Webers poon tang

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 No.224681

>>224678

YOU ARE WRONG.

I am still at the office because:

1. Some cunt booked a meeting for 4:30

2. I have welding tonight.

NO CAFE DE VILLI'S REVIEW FOR YOU

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 No.224682

Hey NEETs

Don't be afraid

Just take a goon cask

And make it empty

Remember,

To let Dan into your heart

Then he can start

To make it better

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 No.224683

>>224682

This doesn't rhyme what is this

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 No.224684

>>224683

It's a slightly altered song

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 No.224685

>>224684

You could have rhymed heart with fart

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 No.224686

>>224685

>Then he can fart

I actually like that

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 No.224687

>>224681

What a knobhead, doesn't he know that is your dinner time? You will be very grumpy by the time you get home.

Are you even heading home before the welding course?

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 No.224688

>>224687

He should eat the meeting cunt.

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 No.224689

>>224687

The welding course is in Reynella East. I am not driving home and back out.

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 No.224690

>>224689

Do you normally? That is further than work.

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 No.224691

File: def0d892dea3613⋯.png (44.5 KB,1242x497,1242:497,Attentionemailowner.png)

I'm gonna be a rich NEET guys !

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 No.224692

>>224690

No, I stay in the city.

Last two weeks I went to Cafe De Villi's for dinner.

It's like you don't even read these threads.

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 No.224693

>>224692

I presumed that was to do with work, not just while you wait.

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 No.224694

>>224691

One of the NEETs posted a video of this guy on tedX about how he strung those guys along for ages.

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 No.224695

>>224694

Back in the late 90's/early 00's, people would get these niggers to do all sorts of stupid shit and photograph themselves.

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 No.224696

Boo!

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 No.224697

Scared you all.

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 No.224698

>>224614

DSP NEETs report in. Give me a quick rundown on neetbux, I'm sick of being poor and I'm already on cymbalta for my meme mental illness.

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 No.224699

I always have to listen to music on public transport since I hate listening to other people especially since no one is speaking English.

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 No.224700

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 No.224701

>>224698

Long and arduous process

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 No.224702

>>224701

The whole disability thing got ruined by immigrants abusing the system.

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 No.224703

>>224701

>>224702

Does that mean a white NEET can't get it anymore? Will they reject me for not being vibrant enough?

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 No.224704

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 No.224705

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>>224704

You're just saying that aren't you? Are you just saying that so you can keep all the money to yourself?

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 No.224706

>>224703

White boi need not apply.

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 No.224707

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>>224703

Apply in blackface

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 No.224708

An unsettling day at work. I can't sit at my desk for more than 45 minutes. I have to stand up and get some water or something just to break the cycle, I'm afraid my coworkers will see this as me avoiding the work.

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 No.224709

>>224708

have a wank in the toilets

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 No.224710

Was having a nice nap and then this one fly wouldn't leave me alone.

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 No.224711

>>224698

Didn't even have to fill out any paperwork.

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 No.224712

>>224708

Compensate by not even leaving your desk when taking a piss - that'll show how dedicated you are. Then demand everyone at work follow your example.

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 No.224713

>>224711

What did you have to do exactly? I'm too scared to ask my psychologist because she always yells at me for not going to therapy (big fucking surprise after constantly getting yelled at) and on the website it looks like you need to fill out a bunch of complicated papers.

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 No.224714

I'm the big poo in this loo.

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 No.224715

>>224713

Actually be disabled. Stop wroughting the system.

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 No.224716

>>224713

Just go to uni to get out of work for the dole like I'm doing you silly slut.

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 No.224717

>>224716

>>224713

OR go to uni AND apply for the DSP like I'm doing

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 No.224718

File: 0c36b0075aae69c⋯.png (212.23 KB,375x278,375:278,ClipboardImage.png)

South Australian District Tartan

The South Australian tartan was designed to recognise the significance of the various colours associated with South Australia.

Red

Represents the Sturt's Desert Pea (Swainsona formosa) the State's official flower emblem proclaimed on 23rd November 1961, which is situated on the State official Coat of Arms. It further symbolises the Red Cross of St George on the Union Jack.

Black

Represents the Piping Shrike (or white backed magpie Gymnorhina tibicen teloncua) displayed proper on the gold background. The fine black lines depict the borders of this original historic free State of South Australia.

Gold

Symbolises the Yellow Rising Sun proclaimed official by Queen Elizabeth 11 on 19th April 1984. It is one of South Australia's official State colours and the backdrop to the Piping Shrike, which is centred on the State flag and the Coat of Arms.

Blue

Represents the defaced Union Jack (British Blue Ensign) proclaimed on 13th January 1904 as the State flag.

Green

Represents the grassy mount or grasslands, a symbol of agriculture on which rests South Australia's official Coat of Arms.

A combination of all the colours within the tartan is a reminder of the Desert Fire opal, the State gemstone emblem, adopted by the South Australian Government in 1985.

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 No.224719

I bet weber's a dirty scot.

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 No.224720

>>224713

All I needed was a letter from Dr Pajeet

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 No.224721

>>224720

What disability was it? Are you actually missing a leg or something, or is it just social anxiety?

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 No.224722

>>224713

Your psych yells at you?

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 No.224723

>>224713

I just uploaded my autism diagnosis papers, and then I got a job capacity assessment (I'm still waiting on the results of that)

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 No.224724

>>224721

No, I went to see dr pajeet about an ingrown toenail, walked out with the DSP

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 No.224725

>>224724

I bet it hurt when you walked out

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 No.224726

File: 9c04e57d13ea4c3⋯.gif (Spoiler Image,536.76 KB,400x600,2:3,WFP.gif)

>tfw mid fap and you come across this

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 No.224727

>>224726

Newton's cradle

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 No.224728

>>224726

I find that rather relaxing

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 No.224729

>>224719

I bet scotts a dirty webber

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 No.224730

>>224725

He pooed on Dr Pajeets desk with such force and volume he was immediately awarded DSP

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 No.224731

It's pretty good having money from a job tbh

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 No.224732

>>224709

Your wanks must get very messy.

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 No.224733

>>224731

That's one of the better qualities of wageing.

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 No.224734

>>224731

It's pretty good doing fuck all all day tbh

Don't mention wftd you bastard

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 No.224735

>>224722

Yes and it actually makes it a lot harder to get better because my anxiety goes through the roof every time I have to go see her and I just want to get out of there asap.

>>224723

So no interview, just uploaded it and they gave you dsp? That sounds easy as fuck

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 No.224736

>>224735

Get a new one and report her. That's some seriously shit tier work on her part.

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 No.224737

>>224736

>get a new one

How do I even do that? Do I have to tell her? I'm proper scared of her. I'm sorry I don't know how any of this works, my mom set me up back in the day

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 No.224738

>>224737

>mom

Speaking Aussie would be a good start

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 No.224739

>>224737

I just stopped going to one of mine, see if your mum can set up an appointment with a new one.

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 No.224740

>>224713

>she always yells at me

time for a new clinical psychologist

>fill out a bunch of complicated papers.

most of the form you dont have to touch, download it and have a look

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 No.224741

I got a chicken schnitzel and chips and a passiona at cafe de villi.

I took a wrong turn going to Reynella somehow and ended up going there via Clarendon. Still the first cunt here.

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 No.224742

>>224741

Also I said thank you when the girl delivered it to my table and she called me sweetie. That’s right, sweetie. Not sweaty.

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 No.224743

>>224735

>So no interview, just uploaded it and they gave you dsp? That sounds easy as fuck

No. I've had the job capacity assessment, and if I pass that, I then have to have a medical assessment which is done by a doctor, and if pass that, then I get the DSP.

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 No.224744

>>224742

>called me sweetie

your in mate

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 No.224745

>>224743

hope it works out for you

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 No.224746

>>224741

What was the meeting about

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 No.224747

>>224617

ghee is clarified butter, or if you don't know what that is, heat up a block of butter gently and you'll see a layer of milk and a layer of oil

That Oil is the ghee

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 No.224748

>>224738

n-no bully pls, I've moved so much back and forth between the us, aus and south africa as a kid that I don't even have a real accent (probably also the reason why my mental development is so stunted)

>>224740

okay, will do!

>>224743

Oh I thought you already had it. Good luck, I hope it works out [spoiler] for both of us

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 No.224749

File: dadfddd09102326⋯.jpeg (4.19 KB,300x168,25:14,f.jpeg)

I dunno if you guys heard but Bruno Ganz, most known for playing Hitler in the 2004 Movie Downfall past away,

Fucking F

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 No.224750

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 No.224751

>>224737

>proper scared

>mom

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 No.224752

>>224741

How was the chicken schnitty?

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 No.224753

>>224742

>sweetie. Not sweaty

lol, good work.

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 No.224755

>>224749

Dunno that movie or that person.

Karl Lagerfeld passed away though.

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 No.224756

>>224750

1/10 of the population don't want to work with the rest of us.

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 No.224757

>>224755

You know the memes where Hitler is in a Bunker, asks people to leave and spergs out at them

that was him

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 No.224758

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>224755

he is all over youtube ranting

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 No.224759

>>224758

Ah, yeah. I've seen those.

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 No.224760

There is no picture of Poolyeruninna Lake on the internet.

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 No.224761

>>224760

you should go and take one then

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 No.224762

Just noticed we havn't had a picture of Dave the doggie today

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 No.224763

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 No.224764

>>224761

I should.

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 No.224765

File: 87afbd5a71cbd57⋯.webm (15.92 MB,640x360,16:9,Good Game Sekiro Hands-On.webm)

Huh. It looks like OG Good Game is back.

Except it's YouTube-only, and it's only Goose…

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 No.224766

File: 8a0f5130f131876⋯.jpg (11.96 KB,255x215,51:43,dng.jpg)

>>224763

this little guy, the neet named him dave

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 No.224767

>>224765

Lol

btw I kinda miss Bajo, he's kinda cringy but he seems like he's a nice guy

Steph is a ho though

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 No.224768

Just noticed there's no picture of Dan the Merchant this arvo

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 No.224769

>>224768

Probably busy serving NK and bashing boongs.

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 No.224770

File: 43453d52232d98e⋯.jpeg (10.92 KB,480x360,4:3,danm.jpeg)

>>224768

have a boong

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 No.224771

>>224768

i think he had a late meeting

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 No.224772

I have redesigned the humble tendie wrap.

Tendie, cut in half, put cheese in between the two halves. 3/16 of a tomato (1 and a half eigths - three pieces) placed next to it. Four slices of cucumber on top. Put aoli on then cover aoli with torn baby spinach leaves (this order saves getting aoli on your hands when you wrap them.

It is near perfect.

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 No.224773

I just got incredibly dizzy and light headed all of a sudden

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 No.224774

>>224773

Tumor?

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 No.224775

>>224774

It's Sobriety Sydrome

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 No.224776

>>224773

Tumor?

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 No.224777

>>224773

It's Sobriety Syndrome

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 No.224778

>>224773

Are you experiencing double vision?

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 No.224779

>>224778

I am, It's not fucking good

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 No.224780

>>224773

Postural hypotension, you've been sitting down wanking for too long

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 No.224781

>>224779

Up the goon intake.

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 No.224782

>>224781

I will, I just hope its not a toomah

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 No.224783

>>224782

Have my spank

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 No.224784

Spank my wank

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 No.224785

wank my plank

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 No.224786

Spank plank

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 No.224787

I wonder when NK is going to muster up the courage to rape Dan?

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 No.224788

>>224777

That was my first thought. It's day 3, going fine except I'm a bit anxious.

Just watching the clock a lot too, it's 8:30 now, which means I have to go to bed soon. Which means I have to cram a bunch of fun into my day before I sleep. Usually that is done by drinking, then I can relax.

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 No.224789

File: 7ec0422913da1ab⋯.png (19.86 KB,300x100,3:1,Seroquel.png)

25mg of seroquel down the hatch

please use my banner

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 No.224790

Ulanggarra Ngarnbatanha means dancing praying mantis.

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 No.224791

>>224789

Posso is AWOL

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 No.224792

>>224788

You have forgot what fun is.

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 No.224793

>>224792

There's no such thing, only distraction.

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 No.224794

File: 51e9d737ae555c2⋯.png (Spoiler Image,1.39 MB,1080x717,360:239,ClipboardImage.png)

>>224793

Life is a play.

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 No.224795

>>224794

santa in the off season

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 No.224796

File: 1a92fc1d0f9cdc6⋯.png (834.09 KB,1000x600,5:3,ClipboardImage.png)

Santa is my guru.

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 No.224797

File: 34cae99fab221b1⋯.mp4 (1.52 MB,640x360,16:9,Hex Got Engaged.mp4)

>>224767

>Steph is a ho though

Impossible – she's getting married!

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 No.224798

>>224766

Dave? What the hell? That's Marvin. He got my sister pregnant then skipped out on the child support payments. Where was that photo taken?

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 No.224799

>>224797

>tfw the only one never to have fingered hex in a nightclub

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 No.224800

>>224797

why do you have this

Do you have a short webm of bajo being depressed to transpose over it

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 No.224801

>tfw at supermarkets and a friend of a friend said hi and I was very confused by the situation so it was a bit weird

lol

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 No.224802

Fucking hell NEETs, was toiling hard today scraping and sanding the fence, my plan of visiting Dan had to be postponed until tomorrow as I was working on the fence until mummybot came home from work.

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 No.224803

Gonna have a wank and go to bed.

Night

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 No.224804

>>224802

good stuff, is it ready to paint?

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 No.224805

>>224802

Did you finish it?

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 No.224806

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 No.224807

File: 4b6608e5ef46a93⋯.jpg (74.42 KB,1200x678,200:113,w1200_h678_fmax.jpg)

Dont worry if you didn't get the chance to finger Hex

I'm always free

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 No.224808

File: 1d63d205ba0db57⋯.png (329.23 KB,620x347,620:347,ClipboardImage.png)

Oodnadatta to Birdsville.

As the crow flies. There's no roads through that region.

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 No.224809

>>224799

That nightclub was packed wall to ceiling with guys doing nothing but finger hex all night long.

It was pretty gay really.

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 No.224810

But not as gay as

>Share the Load edition.

For fucks sake NEETs …..

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 No.224811

>>224810

These are hard times, when neets without the DSP have to turn to desperate measures to make ends meet. It's not gay if you were only doing it to pay the rent.

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 No.224812

File: eebca343e94dc49⋯.png (346.01 KB,640x426,320:213,ClipboardImage.png)

Very quiet night on the Gen.

Good night friends.

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 No.224813

Anyone itt have depression

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 No.224814

>>224813

I'd be asking if anyone itt doesn't have depression.

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 No.224815

File: 9a699e43d8396a1⋯.jpg (126.75 KB,1456x1941,1456:1941,YpMNF7Nr.jpg)

>>224814

>tfw severely depressed

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 No.224816

I just have insomnia. I'm used to a life of constant misery and disappointment.

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 No.224817

File: c3ebee6428824ad⋯.jpg (66.46 KB,576x480,6:5,0d8fc03ecbaa9a402c9b6c6bd0….jpg)

Took a sleeping pill, waiting for it to make me sleepy. Watching Kingsmen, which isn't as hilarious as i'd hoped, but makes up for it by being very british.

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 No.224818

>>224804

>>224805

The street side just needs a wash and it's ready to go, the yard side still needs some more sanding, mainly in parts next to some tree branches that are in the way, I'll do that tomorrow after finding some way to get them out of the way. Went to the gym after dinner, the weird boomer wasn't there today, then went to mcdonalds for a couple of mcdoubles, going to watch a movie or something and have a few beers now.

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 No.224819

File: 3f83f94378ed6f2⋯.mp4 (540.05 KB,854x480,427:240,sleep.mp4)

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 No.224820

tfw midnight gym sessions

I'm off my fucking rocker NEETs

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 No.224821

File: adbd1bd355d84b5⋯.jpg (143.29 KB,679x598,679:598,1540015960437.jpg)

>>224820

I stopped lifting bro

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 No.224822

File: 81e4920577fbacc⋯.jpeg (10.18 KB,366x138,61:23,boogie2.jpeg)

>>224821

Me too. Still got massive pecs though

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 No.224823

File: c6ddc121bf982db⋯.png (6.84 KB,271x186,271:186,images.png)

>>224821

dont worry, I've been lifting for years and it means sweet fa given I've got chronic acne and am balding badly

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 No.224824

>>224815

Buy goon

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 No.224825

Purchase goon bag

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 No.224826

>>224815

Get a ginger beer

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 No.224827

File: 9ebe0efafd478c9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,1.25 MB,2448x2448,1:1,IMG_2981.JPG)

>hospital food isn't that bad

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 No.224828

>>224827

you alright m8?

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 No.224829

>>224828

just reminiscing m8

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 No.224830

>>224827

What was the goon like?

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 No.224831

>>224830

no goon, there was copious amounts of free Valium though

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 No.224832

Had some beers, watched some old TV shows, time to call it a day. Night Night NEETs.

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 No.224833

File: 35ece0d340399e3⋯.png (891.26 KB,624x951,208:317,1543568207441.png)

>>224821

I can safely say youtubers and just your typical sales comercial killed my interest for video games. It might be that i grew up, but i genuinely hate all this shit surrounding video games now.

Show me the fucking game, i don't want to look at some cunt i don't know playing the fucking game.

I'm just mad.

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 No.224834

>tfw still alive

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 No.224835

Up n at em neetoes

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 No.224836

>>224835

Got any plans for the day?

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 No.224837

>>224836

Wage, doctors appointment, chores, try and learn some python or iptables.

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 No.224838

>>224837

I'm going to the GP for my knee and ear, also might do some grocery shopping, learn some Spanish on Duolingo and do stuff with the bees with my granddad.

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 No.224839

>>224838

Whats wrong with your knee? I'm going about my back, on the weekend I might muster up the courage to get my bumhole checked out.

I'll be starting a language course soon too.

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 No.224840

>>224839

I fucked it last week, it was that bad I couldn't move it and had to hop around on one leg. Bad to the point that I couldn't be bothered going to the doctor about it because I'd be hopping around in public like a spastic kangaroo. It's still aching a lot and I have to go to get a new script for my ear drops so I'll just kill two birds with one stone.

What language are you learning and is it through uni?

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 No.224841

File: abd13824f50d68f⋯.png (149.19 KB,275x183,275:183,ClipboardImage.png)

Morning all.

>>224752

It was very good. Better than many pubs.

>>224762

Dave's a bit camera shy. In fact he's a bit weird for a dog in general.

>>224772

Cucumber and spinach do not belong in a homemade Twister.

>>224797

Did she really get engaged? Thought she might have started branch swinging after the regular gig stopped and her looks started to fade.

>>224798

It's definitely Dave. He's a good doggo.

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 No.224842

>>224841

Morning.

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 No.224843

>>224827

Fuck, that was a flashback.

Why are/were you there?

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 No.224844

File: 2abd78a2608a959⋯.png (491.55 KB,776x620,194:155,ClipboardImage.png)

Good morning friends.

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 No.224845

What's a good mixer for goon? Specifically white goon.

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 No.224846

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 No.224847

>>224845

Depression.

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 No.224848

>>224838

>do stuff with the bees with my granddad.

That sounds very nice.

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 No.224849

>>224841

> Better than many pubs.

I am very surprised by that.

>Cucumber and spinach

Yes they do, also it's baby spinach which is more like lettuce than spinach.

>It's definitely Dave.

Then who's Marvin?

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 No.224850

Reeee I got to work extra early but I don't have an RFID tag for the office building entry

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 No.224851

>>224850

Get geared up for that awkward wave to the coworker that does when they drive past in to the carpark and them making a joke about you being keen to get started.

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 No.224852

>>224851

I've decided to spend my morning alone in my car outside a bws instead

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 No.224853

>>224849

I think it’s the excellent chips that leave that impression.

Marvin is an imposter.

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 No.224854

File: 35226a019974e94⋯.jpg (121.61 KB,1000x998,500:499,Blank _713d37c16dcfd7834dd….jpg)

Is buying a refurbished laptop for shitposting at uni worth it?

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 No.224855

>>224854

There's no need to take a laptop to uni

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 No.224856

>>224855

There is if you don't want to fight for lab space with a bunch of non-whites.

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 No.224857

>>224854

That's probably OK provided they have some kind of warranty.

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 No.224858

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 No.224859

>>224844

Morning. Is that the missus?

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 No.224860

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 No.224861

>>224860

Legit? I haven't had Fanta in years.

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 No.224862

>>224833

I know how you feel, some games still interests me in terms of story/setting but that's it. When I rarely still game I only play shit from my childhood and from 2005-2010 really. I might give classic WoW a go but probably not my interest is just not there anymore

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 No.224863

>>224861

I was being funny, but it might actually work if you got the ratio right.

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 No.224864

>>224852

That's a safer move although you might get the same thing from a NEET asking for 2 bob.

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 No.224865

>>224859

No but it is my swing. I have sent the photo to the police and will place charges for trespassing.

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 No.224866

>>224865

If she is on your property now, you should wife her. Possession is nine tenths of the law after all.

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 No.224867

The fuck is a Chromebook?

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 No.224868

>>224867

(((Google))) shit.

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 No.224869

>>224862

>>224833

I think you guys are just getting older. I haven't turned my PS4 on in about 3 months.

It's too much energy to play a game and all the games are so time consuming. You can't play like a level of super mario and just leave it, to actually play a modern game you need to have hours spare.

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 No.224870

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 No.224871

>>224866

Possum is 9/10 of the law round these parts.

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 No.224872

>>224871

When he hasn't scurried away that is.

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 No.224873

Is Kogan a good brand for laptops?

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 No.224874

>>224872

We are now a lawless society.

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 No.224875

I'll go a fortnight at uni first to see how the computer situation is at the library.

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 No.224876

>>224873

Never seen one or heard of anybody getting one. Their TVs are comparable to the big names these days though apparently.

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 No.224877

File: a150344f5a3115c⋯.png (318.96 KB,350x400,7:8,ClipboardImage.png)

Time to wage.

Take care.

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 No.224878

>>224869

This is definitely the case too, just the way it goes I guess.

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 No.224879

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 No.224880

>>224874

>outlaw NEETs gone wild

Also, morning everyone

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 No.224881

>>224879

NK you boong

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 No.224882

>>224879

I wish I had a cricket bat during that shoot.

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 No.224883

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 No.224884

>>224883

Think about it.

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 No.224885

File: 4987432bb00d3d6⋯.jpg (19.74 KB,587x390,587:390,cbom.jpg)

>>224884

well I've got the rest of the gear, were just going to need a few more players though

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 No.224886

I looked at those apartments yesterday, they were OK but I might keep looking for something else. Saw a 3 bedroom townhouse for $200 a week so I'm gonna check that out

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 No.224887

File: a6220202c60d2e1⋯.jpg (15.48 KB,406x463,406:463,1543613105982.jpg)

>>224862

Yeah. Contrary to you, though. I've tried to play stuff from 13/20 years ago that i really liked, but it just isn't there anymore.

>>224869

I've mine hooked on but just play it for a couple of minutes every now and then just to see if something "sparks" inside of me. I'm seriously thinking in selling mine with all the games for some stupid low price just so i can get rid of it.

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 No.224888

File: 2f8fbcb3bf6aede⋯.jpg (76.68 KB,940x627,940:627,5485042-3x2-940x627.jpg)

>>224879

No rubbers when it comes to rape

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 No.224889

>>224888

>"It's funny because sometimes you go to put the mascara on and they're not used to it and it feels really heavy so they're blinking all the time, they're so cute.

Why do they pretend they are people if they threat them like some kind of homosexual Yorkshire terrier.

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 No.224890

File: 3c3ec945fb5fd35⋯.jpg (220.98 KB,940x627,940:627,10764924-3x2-940x627 copy.jpg)

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 No.224891

>>224890

What is Argentina like?

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 No.224892

Upgrading two firewalls in Newcastle tonight. Couldn't be bothered going there, so just sent the units and some cabling instructions to somebody up there. Nek minit.

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 No.224893

>>224891

Gay and unrealistic

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 No.224894

>>224893

Like most NEET goals.

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 No.224895

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>224891

Its not a hell-hole but its far (and every day gets further away) from being a great nation. It once was or had the promise to be, not any more. Buenos aires (its huge, but i'm talking about the capital of the city) is worth visiting just for the architecture and old cafes. But its filled with Venezuelans and niggers selling rings. You'd have a better time going to the little towns that ended up froze in time since the train doesn't go though them any more. They have plenty of white people that still hold morals and traditions alive.

I will never move out.

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 No.224896

>>224893

This is a good enough description.

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 No.224897

File: e2e3a5c3828158e⋯.png (1.53 MB,959x1300,959:1300,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.224898

File: d1931a19e7193a4⋯.jpg (87.6 KB,493x637,493:637,I have mouth and I scream.jpg)

>4 and a half weeks since applying for newstart

>All I have to show for it is 4 text messages from centrelink telling me that they're working on my claim

REEEEEEEEE how am I supposed to buy tendies and bidya

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 No.224899

>>224898

Actually no, its 5 and a half weeks, even worse.

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 No.224900

File: d90eb29c20fc8c8⋯.gif (46.89 KB,306x469,306:469,1431714714022.gif)

Had a job interview yesterday, worked myself up too much and felt like I was gonna cry in the interview. There is something seriously wrong with me.

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 No.224901

>>224713

>because she always yells at me for not going to therapy

What the actual fuck m8? If some bitch tried doing that with me I'd get the bitch fired, she's breaking all kinds of rules in ethics doing that you know

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 No.224902

There was a white guy at the sushi shop I went to after I finished grocery shopping.

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 No.224903

I bought some Strongbow while getting goon today. In about an hour I'll tell you all how it went.

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 No.224904

>>224900

Did they ask you to convert feet and inches to decimal?

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 No.224905

Very fibrous work poo.

Reminds me of my childhood pool smells

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 No.224906

File: f0deb260bbb5e1a⋯.png (50.92 KB,300x100,3:1,1515666666810.png)

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 No.224907

File: 0bdc459ce726b95⋯.png (67.81 KB,300x100,3:1,1515658394458.png)

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 No.224908

20 degrees today in Shitbourne, time to continue with the fence and go to Dan's.

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 No.224909

>>224907

>>224906

I don't get it.

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 No.224910

File: d19278b76172d4c⋯.png (420.91 KB,640x632,80:79,bc3824d566eb81c72c9adc31f3….png)

I just realised that people on seek advertise a job to collect phone numbers and sell it to scamming pajeets. Fucking disgusting imo.

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 No.224911

>>224904

No but that wouldnt be hard. 12" = 30cm just work from there.

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 No.224912

>>224911

That will have you 0.48cm off for every 12 inches.

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 No.224913

>>224911

>>224912

This is hurting my head

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 No.224914

I'm the biggest poo in this loo.

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 No.224915

I was 0.48cm off having a poo

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 No.224916

>>224914

You're a 5'9" (5.11) poo.

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 No.224917

i bet monk has clogged the shitter at his new job already

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 No.224918

File: 032a89075d1a22f⋯.jpg (3.31 MB,4608x3456,4:3,IMG20190221143849.jpg)

Having a bask

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 No.224919

Good afternoon sexy NEETs

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 No.224920

Sniff sniff.. What is that tangy musk?

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 No.224921

File: 6a0793145574230⋯.jpg (2.43 MB,4160x3120,4:3,IMG20190221144240.jpg)

>tfw impressed

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 No.224922

File: 97bc2442d97ca91⋯.gif (226.58 KB,267x200,267:200,Oh baby i cant wait _063cf….gif)

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 No.224923

>>224843

went skitzo a few years back.

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 No.224924

>>224923

Is that the RAH?

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 No.224925

What are your thoughts on public breastfeeding?

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 No.224926

>>224925

It's good wank material.

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 No.224927

>>224925

Public breastfeeding is not and has never been an issue ever. Its a strawman topic.

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 No.224928

>>224926

I'd wank to you breastfeeding

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 No.224929

>>224925

I'd love to do it, just gotta find a woman to do it with

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 No.224930

>>224928

Thanks

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 No.224931

File: 744f26f17f27f59⋯.png (1.45 MB,822x1227,274:409,Vandalism.png)

I may have just defaced my course textbook

/ausneets/ made me do it

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 No.224932

>>224924

no, was in QLD.

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 No.224933

>>224931

His sisters would love that

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 No.224934

>>224932

As a Queenslander all I can say if tough luck.

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 No.224935

Having a wank is just as much a biological imperative as breastfeeding.

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 No.224936

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 No.224937

>>224932

The RAH used to have the same quality products

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 No.224938

Queenslanders are like the Puerto Ricans of Australia.

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 No.224939

Victorians are the boongs of the boong world

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 No.224940

>>224938

QUEENSLANDER!!!!

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 No.224941

>>224920

WRONG AGAIN

This evening I have firewall upgrades, so I haven't started my work day yet.

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 No.224942

>>224937

Doesn't surprise me

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 No.224943

>>224941

Weber you boong

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 No.224944

100 minutes to go

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 No.224945

>>224941

You know that we are creatures of routine. I don't like that you are messing with it.

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 No.224946

>tfw triggered

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 No.224947

>tfw niggered

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 No.224948

>>224945

I don't like my routine being messed up, either. Although staying home during the day and visiting an empty office has its perks.

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 No.224949

>>224948

get naked and rub your penis on everyones tables

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 No.224950

Preparing the fence is coming along nicely, but I think I'll give Dan a miss, had a horrible headache this morning after drinking an entire six-pack of beers like a boong which kind of put me off drinking again tonight.

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 No.224951

>>224947

13 seconds,with post lag, impressive.

>tfw impressed

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 No.224952

>>224949

poo in the boardroom

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 No.224953

>>224952

wank in the staff kitchen

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 No.224954

File: 0c69cb075116acb⋯.jpg (7.91 KB,176x221,176:221,kim 01.jpg)

File: 13d324814b66353⋯.jpg (9.32 KB,174x212,87:106,kim 02.jpg)

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 No.224955

I have to say I have a pretty good jewdar I was able to tell my teacher was a Jew within 20 minutes of meeting him.

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 No.224956

>>224955

But did you stand up and yell at him how he is a flithy kike?

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 No.224957

>>224956

>flithy

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 No.224958

>>224957

>fluffy

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 No.224959

>>224958

>fulfilled

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 No.224960

>>224956

No but it did make me chuckle when he said he was born in Israel.

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 No.224961

>>224955

wear a swastika tshirt to next class

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 No.224962

I have calculated that when I move out of home I will receive $727 per fortnight from Centrelink.

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 No.224963

>>224962

that's a lot of nuggers

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 No.224964

>>224962

I'm looking at getting the carers pension since I'm living with my grandparents, that should hopefully be around $900ish for me.

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 No.224965

File: 16ab72fd06e9425⋯.png (32.66 KB,330x380,33:38,16a.png)

>>224955

What tipped you off?

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 No.224966

Lol I am so fucking shit I could not fucking quit a job right

FUAAARK

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 No.224967

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 No.224968

File: 649e8d1db284314⋯.jpg (18.91 KB,420x418,210:209,649e8d1db2843146a50f3a38a0….jpg)

Just got back from the physio.

My God, she was a stunning Asian girl with a delicious ass. She was rolling around on the foam rollers and putting her ass in the air and stuff, I was lost for words, just trying to mentally record it all while keeping a straight face. She also gave me one of those pshysio massages and cracked my back a bit for about 15 minutes. It was awesome, I'll definitely be going back

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 No.224969

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 No.224970

File: 767274ed3cfd0db⋯.png (115.65 KB,356x390,178:195,blank expression.png)

I don't know my neighbors name at work, and I've been working there for a few months now so it would be too awkward to ask now. I'm in a pickle neets.

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 No.224971

>>224967

I basically got fed up with work and tried to quit and failed, I am still employed unfortunately

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 No.224972

>>224970

Can you look at the roster or something? maybe ask the boss to make you all wear nametags

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 No.224973

>>224971

Just stop going in and dont answer your phone

thats what I always do

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 No.224974

>>224970

do what I do and address with "hey mate" until you hear someone your both mutually talking with utter his name

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 No.224975

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 No.224976

>>224973

Bridge burner.

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 No.224977

File: e4ab4cacfe4798d⋯.jpg (318.82 KB,1936x2592,121:162,1509008229002.jpg)

Toast for dinner again.

Waiting for payday

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 No.224978

>>224977

It never ceases to amaze me just how creative bongheads can be with improvised bongs.

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 No.224979

How did the firewalls go weeber

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 No.224980

>>224775

>>224777

It took me a while, but I finally got it.

>>224921

>tfw severely impressed

>>224964

>carers pension

You are really going to have to care for them depending on their well being. Make sure you say you take care of them all day (I had to be at 10 hours), which made me say "fuck it" and I didn't get it.

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 No.224981

File: e00ba5f93d90839⋯.png (486.76 KB,678x452,3:2,85df29c8ced31ab240026719c6….png)

>>224978

>It never ceases to amaze me just how creative boongheads can be with improvised boongs.

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 No.224982

>>224981

are you an improvised boong

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 No.224983

File: 08ac257a24f8742⋯.png (1.19 MB,850x553,850:553,08ac257a24f87424e65a7515a6….png)

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 No.224984

>>224979

T-21 minutes and counting

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 No.224985

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 No.224986

>>224985

The firewall cutover?

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 No.224987

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 No.224988

>>224968

You don't deserve it.

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 No.224989

>>224988

Why not

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 No.224990

>>224978

I've used a tictac box, they are not very good. They are just concealable.

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 No.224991

>>224989

Where's mine?

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 No.224992

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 No.224993

>>224991

Just cry wolf to a bulk billing clinic and enjoy

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 No.224994

>>224993

I meant a cute asian to rub me over.

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 No.224995

>>224992

Failing at failing makes you a winner.

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 No.224996

i wish i was a neet :(

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 No.224997

>>224996

Positions available, apply within.

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 No.224998

>>224989

beause youre a boong

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 No.224999

>>224998

An improvised boong

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 No.225000

>>224994

Be sure to explain to her that you suffered a severe groin strain while on the job, and need intensive physiotherapy on it so you can return to work.

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 No.225001

File: 4950ba55fb931de⋯.jpg (11.36 KB,233x222,233:222,HFGOsEt.jpg)

>>224996

Too bad.

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 No.225002

>>225001

>no flag NEET

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 No.225003

>>224997

is that possible when youre a girl with strict parents and currently riding on scholarships

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 No.225004

Just waitin for a mate, havin a cone

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 No.225005

>>225004

Big doinks in Alice unna

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 No.225006

I'm making mushroom paprikash for din dins tonight.

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 No.225007

File: 891b68546b44860⋯.jpg (6.22 MB,3120x4160,3:4,IMG20190221190247.jpg)

>tfw laying in a wheelbarrow

Strangely ergodynamic

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 No.225008

>>224978

A potato or an apple with a penhole and a cone it works surprisingly well.

Cools the smoke a bit

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 No.225009

>>224965

It was the name

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 No.225010

>>225009

Isaac Jewgoldsberg ?

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 No.225011

>>225010

Israel David Moses Simon Finkelkraut

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 No.225012

>>225011

>tfw the jewest

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 No.225013

Which NEET wants to share my load ?

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 No.225014

File: af1c1fd606df7da⋯.jpg (23.04 KB,394x458,197:229,a14.jpg)

>>225012

My friends just call me the finkster. Except for mum, who refers to me as 'Izzy'. Very embarrassing.

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 No.225015

Spank

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 No.225016

Wank

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 No.225017

Drive a tank

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 No.225018

SKank

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 No.225019

ring ring

<"hey weber, we have a problem…"

>"oh?"

<"the existing fibre cables are too short"

>"you mean the ones you assured me three weeks ago would reach?"

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 No.225020

Loop zoop diddly poop scoop.

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 No.225021

Drove a tank to the spank bank for a wank at a skank

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 No.225022

>>225019

>WEBER SMASH !!!

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 No.225023

>>225021

To smoke some crank

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 No.225024

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 No.225025

Flank

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 No.225026

>>225023

Was it dank ?

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 No.225027

Frank smoked crank in a tank with a skank had a spank and a wank blew on her flank

It was dank

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 No.225028

>>225022

They found some new ones.

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 No.225029

>>225027

rob a bank

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 No.225030

>>225029

kill a yank

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 No.225031

File: e5b9f83d235b035⋯.jpg (2.64 MB,3120x4160,3:4,IMG20190221193012.jpg)

I like when they call it a value pack instead of a share pack.

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 No.225032

>>225031

Homebrand?

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 No.225033

Spank an Asian physiotherapist

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 No.225034

physio the rapist

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 No.225035

File: 9b993ecd7ec03cf⋯.png (4.35 MB,1920x1920,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

>>225032

Aldi brand.

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 No.225036

No money

No friends

No hobbies

Just work, come home and refresh a imageboard, repeat

Getting sick of this

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 No.225037

>>225036

have a spank

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 No.225038

>>225036

>No money

>Just work

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 No.225039

>>225036

Click auto refresh.

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 No.225040

>>225039

I do but I feel lonely and mentally ill watching it count down so I click it manually too.

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 No.225041

>>225039

bit cunty but amusing

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 No.225042

>>225040

I click it when you guys don't post fast enough.

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 No.225043

>>225036

Yeah it's shit.

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 No.225044

File: 1d4498dd51fa8d0⋯.png (14.82 KB,615x261,205:87,Screenshot_2.png)

File: 0e9068c79a5498a⋯.jpg (51.59 KB,499x499,1:1,1389053049556.jpg)

I'm about to graduate and looking for writing jobs

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 No.225045

Not financially tied down

Not bound by relationships

Not preoccupied by meaningless activities

Got a job, a roof over my head and an internet outlet.

Still enthusiastic for change.

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 No.225046

Whatever happened to that engineering NEET

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 No.225047

>>225038

For every dsp neet, there has to be an equal and opposite wageless wagie.

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 No.225048

>>225047

Speaking of the DSP. I called up Centrelink today about the progress of my claim and the lady elevated my DSP claim to urgent.

>tfw impressed

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 No.225049

Urgently rejected.

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 No.225050

File: 544d1a815539e1f⋯.jpg (58.26 KB,640x320,2:1,WelfareCost01.jpg)

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 No.225051

>tfw DSPleased

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 No.225052

>>225044

>Daily Mail

It's not hard just write like this

>BREAKING NEWS: HORRIFIC TALE OF 5 YEAR OLD AGAINST BASED ISRAEL, SHUN HIM NOW

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 No.225053

>>225045

Yeah change needs to happen, there will come a time when the cost of not uniting against the system outweighs the potential cost of being infiltrated as we organise.

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 No.225054

>>225053

Work harder.

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 No.225055

>tfw DSPanked

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 No.225056

>>225050

Oh god, basically all of it is Old people related

Why aren't we gassing the boomers, we'd have the 100 Billion dollars a year to spend on goon

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 No.225057

The wageoids in this thread pay for my youth allowance and soon they'll pay for my DSP.

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 No.225058

>>225045

Same, won't happen since the (((Left))) and (((Right))) are misguided into wanting the wrong change

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 No.225059

>>225057

Lol no I don't

I'm too poor to pay taxes

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 No.225060

>>225058

Work harder.

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 No.225061

>>225054

Where do you think you are, friendo?

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 No.225062

unemployed young women should be made service weber for their welfare money

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 No.225063

>>225059

Hmm something needs to be done about this. I say we need to lower the tax threshold. Can't let wageoids get away with not paying for my youth allowance.

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 No.225064

>>225060

I work 60 hours a week matey

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 No.225065

>>225056

They are too big a voting bloc.

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 No.225066

>>225064

Work smarter.

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 No.225067

>>225063

What about if you work less than 36 hours then you have to pay the threshold

This means only apprentices like me don't pay tak

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 No.225068

>tfw DSPressed

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 No.225069

>>225065

Exactly why we should gas em

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 No.225070

>>225067

>don't pay tak

u cant even fuckin spell it m8

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 No.225071

>>225069

How do you plan to get away with it? Not questioning the plan, just the logistics.

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 No.225072

>tfw DSPilled

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 No.225073

File: 1a7d931b84bfecb⋯.jpg (29.04 KB,678x452,3:2,1a7d931b84bfecb2cd34c3e822….jpg)

>>225071

I know someone who could bring the tone of the discussion to a greater audience

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 No.225074

The real money is in pressure groups. You have to be not autistic though.

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 No.225075

>tfw becoming depressed again

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 No.225076

>>225074

I mine bitcoin and camgirl.

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 No.225077

>tfw becoming impressed again

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 No.225078

File: c17a785e8710a04⋯.png (25.93 KB,900x850,18:17,Levels.png)

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 No.225079

File: 5ae3fb40edd2cd7⋯.png (113.81 KB,398x397,398:397,39922ce8.png)

25mg of seroquel down the hatch

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 No.225080

File: ba2114041dc035c⋯.jpg (49.21 KB,436x420,109:105,163 - 695lJSy.jpg)

>>225079

That all? Good luck though NEETling.

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 No.225081

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 No.225082

>>225078

Youth Allowance is basically wagie tier, isnt like 100 bucks a week for being at uni

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 No.225083

>>225082

It'll be $455 for me when I start uni. On top of that I'll be getting the disability supplement and rent assistance.

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 No.225084

>>225083

You get the 1K at the start of every semester?

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 No.225085

>>225084

I don't know what 1K you're referring to

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 No.225086

>>225085

I forgot what it's called, but the gub'mint will give uni students 1K every 6 months to cover textbooks.

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 No.225087

>>225086

I don't think they do that anymore

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 No.225088

>>225083

Isn't that because you moved from gipsland or something

I was getting like $270 a fortnight at uni

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 No.225089

>>225087

I got it earlier this year. Helped pay for my PS3.

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 No.225090

>>225087

>>225089

I'm pretty sure you have to pay this back now.

At least something like that shows up on my ATO account

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 No.225091

File: 6d472728c2e28c5⋯.png (197.15 KB,675x965,135:193,6d472728c2e28c59e6e198e250….png)

>>225090

What's an ATO account?

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 No.225092

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 No.225093

>>225092

Where from there?

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 No.225094

>>224845

Mountain Dew is a must try.

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 No.225095

I got a jacket from kathmandu at Christmas and it is finally starting to come in handing.

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 No.225096

File: d33e4df2fdb0376⋯.jpg (59.32 KB,720x695,144:139,1505688469001.jpg)

Starting to get dark earlier again NEETs.

Just like my life.

Think I'm just gonna go to bed. I'm feeling too hopeless just sitting here being tired and having nothing to do. Had a great day at work too, was feeling happy most of the day and now I'm sitting at home at my desk my mood just turns to shit.

Called the gf earlier and almost burst into treats because I felt so alone in my neet cave with the dusk sun shining in.

Night cunnos

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 No.225097

>>225096

night gubba

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 No.225098

>>225095

High 30's here still.

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 No.225099

>>225096

>burst into treats

i wish people around me would do this

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 No.225100

firewall upgrade worked

at home eating lemon tarts and drinking stout

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 No.225101

File: ea286e38175ed5e⋯.jpg (45.79 KB,324x322,162:161,ea286e38175ed5ea67fa2e0d76….jpg)

So I'm over 20K in debt.

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 No.225102

>>225101

wat sort of debt?

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 No.225103

>>225102

Uni debt.

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 No.225104

>>225103

oh that

yeah that's normal

fuckers take about 260 from me each fortnight

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 No.225105

>>225104

Can't make me pay them back if I kill myself. Modern problems, modern solutions.

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 No.225106

>>225105

they can't make you pay it back if you never earn the requisite $50k or whatever

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 No.225107

>>225103

Just remain in poverty for the rest of your life, then you won't have to pay it back.

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 No.225108

>>225101

I'm in 60k uni debt

Can that be my new neet name

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 No.225109

>>225107

The repayments are actually not too bad. Proportionate at least.

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 No.225110

>>225108

Gets a PhD, still can't do decimals.

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 No.225111

There's a fucking tranny on Dancing With The Stars.

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 No.225112

>>225111

We live in an age where gigs of tranny porn is just a mouse click away and you choose to watch tv instead.

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 No.225113

>>225111

'Courtney Act', drag queen. Those hairy manlegs will go down nice in a miniskirt I reckon.

Fucking yuck.

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 No.225114

File: aee76900d459d40⋯.jpg (344.58 KB,620x800,31:40,bunjil kim.jpg)

Quick reminder to say your daily prayer to Bunjil Bunjil

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 No.225115

2 lemon tarts

3 Hans striker salami sticks

Stout

Good pre-bed snack.

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 No.225116

>>225113

Pity the 'celebrity' they partnered it with didn't tell the producers to go fuck themselves.

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 No.225117

to be frank I sometimes consider how much better off I'd be if I shaved my legs and wore makeup. Get to live life as a protected class and if anyone criticizes you scream 'transphobe' as loud as you can. Sounds comfy as fuck.

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 No.225118

>>225117

There are definitely times I am envious of young women.

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 No.225119

>>225115

How much stout did you drink

Do you ever go to work hungover?

The time on windows was an hour early, so I've gone to bed an hour late. Another annoyance.

At least it's Friday tomorrow, so I can be bored out of my mind for 2 days

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 No.225120

>>225118

could maybe get a fucking root too if I wanted haha

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 No.225121

>>225119

Two longnecks.

I don't suffer hangovers.

They do random breath tests occasionally, so one day I'll test positive. The time they tested me I'd had a bottle of red the night before but blew 0.00.

There are still some nights where I'll do the six pack, bottle of red, and then hit the scotch. I guess I'll get DUIed by the cops or written up at work one of those mornings.

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 No.225122

>>225120

An attractive girl with half a brain in her head can go much further, much quicker, than a man will in today's world unfortunately.

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 No.225123

There's a patch of skin on my knee that's been numb for the last 3 days, hoping it will go away because I'm too lazy to go to the physio

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 No.225124

Could be cancer

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 No.225125

>>225124

Could be that sick looking boong I got a gobbie off outside Craig's last week.

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 No.225126

Fucking every night this week I've had a wank and had that post wank piss burn where I have to sit on the toilet for 15 minutes waiting for the rest of my piss to drain out. I thought this was a result of drinking but it's not.

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 No.225127

>>225126

Sounds like you have a serious plumbing problem

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 No.225128

>>225036

>no friends

you guys are my friends

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 No.225129

>>225096

pic related sums me up all too well

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 No.225130

2 big whiskies and a nice scoob make me a happy NEET

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 No.225131

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 No.225132

File: d93a467ebd10bdd⋯.jpeg (11.49 KB,275x183,275:183,swdf.jpeg)

>>225130

>scoob

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 No.225133

>>225126

Imagine how I feel after a dexie binge

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 No.225134

File: 4165c3c8229e5bd⋯.png (883.52 KB,940x627,940:627,ClipboardImage.png)

>>225114

Yeah brudda

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 No.225135

Scooby poo

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 No.225136

>>225126

I believe it could be due to tight pc muscles, happens to me when jazz don't drain properly, especially bad if I shit afterwards

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 No.225137

hi neets excuse me for being a retard, but would any of you from vic ever consider having a beer with me irl, man wants to meet people he could possibly relate to

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 No.225138

>>225131

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunjil

He's an aboriginal deity in Victoria

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 No.225139

Was awfully tired at 7, now it's 1130 and I'm wide awake

Horrible afternoon

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 No.225140

>>225138

Dan and Craig are from Victoria are they also in the same boat

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 No.225141

>>225137

Sure, I don't live in Vic but if you're SaleNEET I like the roads to get there

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 No.225142

>>225137

Your not supposed to consent to it

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 No.225143

File: f9bfa1942cf60e2⋯.jpg (151.71 KB,1200x900,4:3,ScoobyJoo.jpg)

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 No.225145

>>225141

I'm near melbourne but thank you friend you made me feel better tonight, don't come here much but thought id drop by before for some reason going to /doomer/ hehe <3

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 No.225146

>>225062

Weber should be made to service unemployed young men.

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 No.225147

>>225067

I thought it was the wage, not the amount of hours.

O think the threshold is 18k

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 No.225148

>>225094

That sounds like it would work.

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 No.225149

>>225146

Unemployed young men and women should be made to service each other in a room near Weber where he can hear them but not see them.

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 No.225150

>>225096

Sorry you are feeling that way. Wageing makes you realise how much you can achieve in a day. I often get home and start looking or feeling like I should be doing something even what I'm exhausted. The contrast between how much shit I do at work and how little I do at home is sometimes a funny feel.

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 No.225151

>>225149

Poor Webby

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 No.225152

I crashed just before eight but now I am up again. As long as I don't hear anyone outside, this time of night is comfy.

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 No.225153

>>225150

You can't beat yourself up over that.

Wageing takes up 70-90% of your waking hours with travel time and shit, don't ever feel guilty for slacking off in those few hours you get to yourself.

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 No.225154

>>225106

I think it's $56 now

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 No.225155

>>225154

You have to pay the whole lot back when you earn $56 ?

That's fucked.

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 No.225156

>>225153

It's more that I put that much effort in to something else but not into improving my home. There's so much shit that needs to be done around here. An hour or two a day would get most of it done in a few months but even on the weekends I feel so flat.

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 No.225157

>>225155

>>225154

Nah it’s 35¢ now

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 No.225158

>>225155

Nah, it's 4% of your tax goes to it.

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 No.225159

>>225137

I'd be happy to meet up with you for some drinks on a weekend mate, just depends when and where.

>>225140

Then together they will form a boong holy trinity

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 No.225160

>>225156

Ah, fair enough, that would get frustrating.

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 No.225161

>>225115

>Hans striker salami sticks

Just the little ones?

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 No.225162

>>225133

Like a boong ?

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 No.225163

>>225161

They’re still bigger than muh dick

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 No.225164

>>225128

Thank you.

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 No.225165

File: 08f2fe4a01d60b7⋯.png (65.12 KB,500x382,250:191,1322796219001[1].png)

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 No.225166

>>225144

Very nice. That's what I look like atm

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 No.225167

Not feeling great, wish I had a bottle of whiskey and an empty house to myself at this point in time tbh, I think I just need some time totally away from shit that bothers me like family and my looming transition from NEETdom to wagecucking and just laze around, cook myself a nice meal and have some booze while watching some movies in peace. Hopefully mummybot decides to go away for the weekend so that I can do so. Anyway, that's enough for tonight. Night Night NEETs.

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 No.225168

>>225145

>going to /doomer/

You should stay away from depressive places.

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 No.225169

File: a28d2c1497e7467⋯.png (89.63 KB,960x540,16:9,steve.png)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVE!

This next one's for you. F

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 No.225170

>>225167

Night mate, hope you feel a bit better in the morning.

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 No.225171

>>225169

Happy bday Steve

F

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 No.225172

>Press F to pay respect

Where is that meme from? I presume it's a game.

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 No.225173

>>225172

It's from a thing gay guys do to each other

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 No.225174

>>225172

It’s short for fist me in the ass

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 No.225175

File: f14923e55626836⋯.png (194.9 KB,800x450,16:9,pressf.png)

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 No.225176

I just posted this on /b/ but it may be the best poem ever so I'm postnig it here too

I once was good friends with my anus

My shitting, 'twas pleasant and painless

Imagine my distress

When diagnosed IBS

Now my undies are very rarely stainless

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 No.225177

A coworker pretended that her pc broke and in that process the roster for next week magically deleted itself. There's no point saying anything, I can't prove it, it would make me look like I have it out for her and it wouldn't fix anything. She told me about 10 mins before that she hadn't started it because she thought it was Wednesday. I don't get her angle. Maybe she wanted me to say something because then that would mean I had 'dobbed' on her twice in the last couple of days and it would look like I have it out for her, especially when prior to that I had never said anything to anyone about anyone.

That coworker probably was told by the other boss that I said something.

Snakes in the grass.

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 No.225178

>>225174

>>225173

I don't think so.

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 No.225179

>>225177

Sounds to me like she wants you to blackmail her into kinky office desk sex

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 No.225180

>>225177

Just gas all foids in minecraft tbh.

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 No.225181

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 No.225182

>>225179

How do I go about presenting her with that opportunity?

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 No.225183

>>225182

I find slapping them about a bit then bending them over the desk works well

t.sexoffenderinjailNEET

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 No.225184

File: f0e4c4da6ac3de0⋯.jpg (2.63 MB,4160x3120,4:3,IMG20190222012356.jpg)

Late night chicken pie binge

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 No.225185

The urge to consume the 2nd half of the bottle grows

Y/N

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 No.225186

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 No.225187

>>225185

Bottle of what?

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 No.225188

>>225187

Glenmorangie

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 No.225189

File: d1d0d79484cf2ab⋯.jpg (132.89 KB,1000x666,500:333,3049580330.jpg)

>>225165

One day we'll come here for the last time and won't even know it.

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 No.225190

>>225188

Nice. Your typing looks pretty coherent. How drunk are you? I wouldn't watse it if you are just going o forget it at this point.

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 No.225191

File: 8ad14598ca3a8c2⋯.png (509.7 KB,800x500,8:5,ClipboardImage.png)

>>225189

I don't know that I like your attitude.

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 No.225192

>>225190

I'm surprisingly soberish actually

I had a big fish and chips before I drank, probably that

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 No.225193

>>225191

Why? Things end, that's just how it is. If you accept this you will cherish life even more. Post like it's your last day.

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 No.225194

>>225193

>Post like it's your last day.

POOPOOBUMBUMWEEWEEVAGINA

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 No.225195

>>225192

Better to drink on a full stomach.

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 No.225196

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>225193

I don't want to think about it.

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 No.225197

>>225195

Depends if you're trying to get smashed or not.

Admitedly drinking good whisky just to get smashed is silly

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 No.225198

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>225196

No one does ;_;

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 No.225199

>>225198

I just thought about it

Now I am slightly aroused

Was this your plan all along fakeHanz ?

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 No.225200

>>225199

I have been found out.

You can still play it btw, https://www.returnofreckoning.com/

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 No.225201

File: db162d32b210bad⋯.png (865.27 KB,940x627,940:627,ClipboardImage.png)

Going to try and crash again.

Good night friends

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 No.225202

File: 31c1bc498c98bcf⋯.jpeg (13.53 KB,316x466,158:233,images (11).jpeg)

Fuck this graveyard shift bros

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 No.225203

File: 2005a4fc3e5ae01⋯.jpg (42.5 KB,428x918,214:459,1543597100638.jpg)

>>225202

MFW work the 7 days of the week.

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 No.225204

Aboriginal soiled nappy

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 No.225205

Up next at…

Tfw depressed

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 No.225206

File: 8d7ccc4f316f29b⋯.png (1.51 MB,1024x682,512:341,ClipboardImage.png)

Good morning friends.

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 No.225207

how do to get gf?

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 No.225208

File: ed2c85b2f50cc53⋯.png (640.76 KB,1280x720,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

>>225207

Ask yourself why you want one.

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 No.225209

Morning NEETos.

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 No.225210

Chinks have cut off Australian coal. Fuck 'em, more for us.

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 No.225211

>>225209

Morning

I battled through the depression and did a verification bodyweight workout

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 No.225212

>>225209

Morning.

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 No.225213

$61.70 for the next 7 days. I've got just over $600 in my other account back that's for textbooks.

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 No.225214

>>225211

Good work mate, one step at a time.

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 No.225215

>>225213

I still need to get my textbooks. I'm hoping I'll be able to get them from the library and not have to buy them

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 No.225216

>>225215

>I'm hoping I'll be able to get them from the library and not have to buy them

hahahaha

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 No.225217

>>225210

This is where an Australian government with a backbone would cut off chink steel and chink visas in return. Optionally refuse to land flights originating from China, and expel their embassy staff.

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 No.225218

>>225207

only 3 neets know

they wont reveal their secrets

or share their gfs

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 No.225219

Forgot to say good morning.

Good morning.

Had a small heroic breakfast bun meal from HJs.

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 No.225220

Calling Centrelink

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 No.225221

>>225219

Good morning.

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 No.225222

I have a meeting today to discuss interview questions for the guy they're going to pay more than me. I also have to spend Monday sitting in on said interviews. I wonder if I should sabotage them.

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 No.225223

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 No.225224

I'm the biggest poo in this loo.

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 No.225225

>>225222

I think you should be asking them why the new guy will be getting paid more than you

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 No.225226

>>225224

no your not, your just a very naughty boy

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 No.225227

>>225224

u think ur hot shit but ur a stale fart

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 No.225228

>>225219

It will make a good poo

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 No.225229

Booked a physio appointment for Saturday morning for my boong knee, gonna be hungover pretty hungover

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 No.225230

thinking about bagging the poos i do at home and emptying them into the toilet at work to save water

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 No.225231

>>225230

wank in the work toilets

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 No.225232

>>225231

i'm nofapping or fapstranauting or whatever at the moment

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 No.225233

20 degrees today in Shitbourne, still feeling pretty unhappy, just have to keep working on the fence.

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 No.225234

post moar u heckin bumholes

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 No.225235

>>225234

All the wageoids are at work. Try again in 5 hours.

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 No.225236

>>225235

i r wageoid

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 No.225237

got this party tonight, dont want to go but I haven't seen anyone in a good month. what to do?

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 No.225238

>>225237

have a wank

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 No.225239

>>225237

go, remember you dont have to stay there for long

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 No.225240

>>225237

go and talk to some people

maybe even a gril

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 No.225241

>>225236

wagie with a lappie

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 No.225242

>>225239

This, have an excuse already made up to slip out when you get bored/annoyed.

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 No.225243

>>225238

>>225239

>>225240

fuck me lads just realized its tomorrow hahaha

absolutely cooked

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 No.225244

>>225241

office lapdances would be nice

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 No.225245

>>225244

I'll ask one of the secretaries.

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 No.225246

>>225245

Thank you.

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 No.225247

What happened at last night's council meeting?

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 No.225248

File: f8896d1f07fb28b⋯.png (236.6 KB,1090x298,545:149,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.225249

I've had way too much caffeine to be taking phone calls at work

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 No.225250

File: eb5ed8583630252⋯.jpg (953.84 KB,3456x4608,3:4,2019-02-22 12.21.23.jpg)

I could really go for a lunchtime wank

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 No.225251

Good arvo NEETs, how are you all doing?

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 No.225252

>>225251

I'm anxious as fuck for no reason

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 No.225253

>>225250

>Tfw big heavy wagie boots

>>225252

That sucks

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 No.225254

File: 98d342f855efc99⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,20.63 KB,392x294,4:3,1550810977914.jpg)

>>225247

You don't want to know.

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 No.225255

>>225254

disturbing

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 No.225256

>>225252

yeah I hate feeling like that

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 No.225257

>>225250

Those pallets are not correctly stacked., that's a health hazard.

Someone could walk into those and end up raped to death.

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 No.225258

>go to inspection for rental accommodation in clayton

>everyone's conversing in mandarin

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 No.225259

>>225258

Wonderful.

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 No.225260

File: 2df69e286e4bf8c⋯.png (493 KB,715x718,715:718,TheFuture.png)

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 No.225261

>>225258

consider it an opportunity to learn another language

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 No.225262

so how long are we gonna keep ignoring our government fucking us over (privacy, murray water, foreign buyouts, dodgy companies recieving shitloads of cash, excessive immigration, police state, the list goes on) and saying that 'we'll get 'em in the next election no worries'?

Boomers will just keep voting libs and this country will be in the shitter before we know it.

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 No.225263

>>225258

Not surprised, there's barely any whites in Clayton, mostly gooks and pajeets.

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 No.225264

On the goon tonight cunts.

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 No.225265

>>225262

Most people, essentially normies and apathetic towards politics in this country, the only thing that will rile them up is if their wages continue to be stagnant and their house prices falling, any other issues they probably don't really give a fuck about.

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 No.225266

>>225262

Australia is dying and there is no way to fix it at this point.

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 No.225267

Oh look, it's politics o'clock

Right on schedule

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 No.225268

>>225267

It's goon o'clock.

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 No.225269

>>225268

it's spank o'clock

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 No.225270

>>225269

it's wank o'clock

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 No.225271

Orientation week next week

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 No.225272

>>225262

I've been going on about it since 2011 at least. Normies don't care about anything unless it is affecting their ability to inject pleasure into themselves in the next five minutes.

What we can do at the moment is keep company with like-minded people and prepare ourselves and snipe at the edges when the opportunity presents. Eventually the system will collapse, and anyone who is unprepared will be cheap amusement for anyone who is.

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 No.225273

>>225271

Make sure you show up disorientated and gooned, it's the only way to make friends.

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 No.225274

>>225262

At this point there aren't really any good parties, saying that the major two parties are rotten to the core is a massive understatement. The Greens are a fucking meme, they can't even focus on the issues that they founded themselves on (the environment) and spend all their time talking about homosexuals or legalising drugs or importing an infinite amount of third worlders. The other parties like ON, Palmer's new party or KAP aren't able to prevent infighting amongst their ranks on a scale that would make the two major parties blush, let alone keep their eyes on the ball as to what issues they could develop strong rhetoric on issues that people would actually give a fuck about, but much like the Greens get distracted on what are very often the same meme issues that don't really matter.

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 No.225275

>>225274

We need a new party; nay, a NEET party!

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 No.225276

>>225274

All the meme right wings parties are basically just liberals, with a few extra issues that the actual liberals won't go near because it would be disastrous to them.

What I would like to see is some left wing populist meme parties just to make things more interesting.

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 No.225277

>>225275

A Dan party

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 No.225278

>>225277

GST free goon for NEETs

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 No.225279

>>225273

I'm on the spectrum I never stood a chance anyway

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 No.225280

>>225279

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if I was autistic to some extent. Although I'm not sure if there's tests for adults or if there's even any point at my age.

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 No.225281

File: 8a68c1824690111⋯.jpg (816.12 KB,2992x2328,374:291,fzWAJdt.jpg)

I'm in a pickle NEETs and its keeping me awake at night. Get paid on Monday and thats when heaps of payments are due. After that I'll have like $50 bucks for the next 2 weeks. Even today I was fuckin shittin meself drivnig home on the highway with the fuel light on.

I've overdrawn my account too paying for my phone bill, basically I'm fucked. With asking my parents for money as the very last option all I can do is sell shit, but all I have thats worth anything is my car and my computer, I could get a payday loan but that's probably worse, maybe I could get a loan from a bank but thats like minumum 4k at 7-12% I think (and I'd have to go into a branch thus missing work on short notice). If I could afford the fuel for 2 weeks I'd be able to make it I reckon, eating rice during that time isn't a huge deal.

I've got $20 in coins and I dunno if I should divvy it up between food and fuel or buy a cask, I'm just so in over my head right now and even if I am responsible I'm still gonna run dry again in a few days. Might have to swallow my pride and give my old man a call (after locking myself away and getting gooned all weekend ofc)

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 No.225282

Look Morty!

I'm pickle NEET!!

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 No.225283

File: 8cb33b3f20a38f8⋯.jpg (3.39 MB,3120x4160,3:4,IMG20190222172645.jpg)

>tfw depressed

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 No.225284

>>225281

mate, i wish I could help you but ur gonna have to call your old man for help, i dont see any other option for you

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 No.225285

File: 5bccd1cd7c9a65d⋯.jpg (3.16 MB,3120x4160,3:4,IMG20190222173119.jpg)

>>225222

If they're unprepared for sabotage, they don't deserve the job.

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 No.225286

>>225280

A lot of autists slip through the "System"

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 No.225287

>>225281

have a wank

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 No.225288

File: c79bc06465b3bd2⋯.jpg (3 MB,3120x4160,3:4,IMG20190222173616.jpg)

>>225247

Masturbation

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 No.225289

>>225288

Waiting for a bus?

or a mate

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 No.225290

Off I go neets, to buy cheap wine with gold coins and shame myself infront of everyone in dans

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 No.225291

>>225281

If your old man can't help you, I might be able to, how much do you need?

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 No.225292

File: 69f47c2882d5f41⋯.jpg (3.69 MB,3120x4160,3:4,IMG20190222174017.jpg)

>>225289

Sister in law. Taking her sweet ass time.

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 No.225293

>>225291

Probably $250

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 No.225294

>>225293

Scratch that, probably 100

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 No.225295

>>225291

I could probably help too.

Unless you're green Zooper Dooper NEET.

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 No.225296

>>225282

Underated post.

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 No.225297

>>225283

I am

>tfw severely impressed

with the quality of these posts recently.

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 No.225298

>>225291

Buy him a Dan's gift card, a mix of goon in his tank and the cars will get him through the two weeks.

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 No.225299

>>225295

I heard he died

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 No.225300

>>225145

><3

fuck now im worried

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 No.225301

can i have money too

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 No.225302

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 No.225303

>>225301

If you were in genuine need you would have posted as the other board contributor did.

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 No.225304

>>225303

I am in genuine need of NK's post at Dan's.

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 No.225305

File: 0ad16d9440ae9e1⋯.jpg (140.06 KB,1200x799,1200:799,mEfDilE.jpg)

14.8 standard drinks for $9.90.

Felt bad driving back, people coming out of the gym, people jogging, people washing their cars. There's barely a friday arvo in the last 10 years where I haven't been sober after 6 o'clock.

Oh well, went the week without drinking, was pretty good. Financial situation will be alright, i'll just have to tough it out for another fortnight on 200 bucks from my brother or something

Cheers boys, futures lookin bright

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 No.225306

>>225305

Post your paypal email address, and if Cruisey confirms both posts have the same IP I'll send you some money.

This comes with the condition that you will not reveal my fucking name or paypal address to anybody.

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 No.225307

>>225296

>>225297

Thank you, although redirect posts here from now on as I'm no longer on my phone and I'm missing out on (You)'s.

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 No.225308

File: 0380e55e9165b1a⋯.jpg (62.29 KB,900x900,1:1,dan.jpg)

>>225305

Buy Goon you NEET, it's 36 standard drinks for also $9.90

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 No.225309

>>225306

retard, make a secondary paypal with a throwaway email so the NEET can't find out who you are

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 No.225310

>>225306

Is that how it works, does posting my paypal email reveal my identity to everyone?

>>225308

That was my plan but I honestly couldn't muster the courage to hand over the coins for a goon sack. I've done it without issue in the past but while I'm still a fuckup now I have more self-respect than before.

Plus, a cask would mean a weekend long bender, I've got some chores to do.

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 No.225311

>>225306

You are asking a lot of the NEETs. I trust you guys but not that much.

I will confirm if he does though.

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 No.225312

>>225308

Dan belonged to the R1b-L21 paternal haplogroup. Which means he was Celtic and based.

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 No.225313

>>225309

So the money gets held for 180 days, retard?

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 No.225314

Hmmm I feel bad now, I would give him like $50 dosh but I'd dox myself

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 No.225315

>>225312

>based.

You are the only person who posts that here. I think you don't even know if you are using it ironically anymore.

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 No.225316

File: fa686fee4f2a820⋯.png (349.09 KB,900x900,1:1,dan.png)

>>225310

mix it with lemonaide so its less of a benderand a refreshing summer drink

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 No.225317

>>225313

what do you mean

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 No.225318

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 No.225319

Monk should give the NEET some money since we all know his name anyways

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 No.225320

>>225317

If you sign up a new paypal account with a bullshit email and send money somewhere it will be held in limbo by paypal for up to 180 days.

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 No.225321

>>225315

based israel

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 No.225323

>>225312

Is that the haplogroup that belongs to high King of Ireland, Neil of the nine hostages? if so I'm related to Dan

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 No.225324

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 No.225325

Based based poster (me)

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 No.225326

>>225320

what about using gmail and calling it Johndoe or something

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 No.225327

Anyone being a funny cunt with names will get banned for the night.

He isn't the only one of you that I know the name of.

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 No.225328

>>225323

That's correct

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 No.225329

>>225326

john doe lup

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 No.225330

>>225326

let me test somethign and i will get back to you.

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 No.225331

>>225327

whats my name

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 No.225332

>>225330

lol, ok

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 No.225333

>>225328

>Tfw related to Dan, and a high king

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 No.225334

>>225322

Implying I have money

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 No.225335

>>225306

We should all give him Dan's gift cards.

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 No.225336

>>225331

Samuel

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 No.225337

I bet you a fucking Dans card that weber is called Mike

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 No.225338

>>225333

Trips of truth.

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 No.225339

Grease@LubedUp

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 No.225340

>>225339

.rape?

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 No.225341

Right, you can add a secondary email to an existing paypal.

Do your thing fuckface.

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 No.225342

>>225337

Wrong cunt. You didn't nominate a value, so I will: $100.

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 No.225343

>tfw DSPleased

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 No.225344

>tfw >basking in chair cum smell as I sit down with my >bottled goon

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 No.225345

>>225336

nah but I do play Dark Angels

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 No.225346

*does a based post*

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 No.225347

>>225337

Nah he'd have a robust name like Maximilian, not Max just Maximilian

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 No.225348

Giovanni de' Webster

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 No.225349

>>225348

Is webber a wog?

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 No.225350

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 No.225351

>>225350

Incredible.

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 No.225352

File: fd6e25a68ebf5fb⋯.gif (192.75 KB,386x304,193:152,1538875660498.gif)

we really need an easy way to send each other goon money

if this works then the great NEET commune may be more feasible than originally the council thought

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 No.225353

>>225349

I reckon. Look at his diet.

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 No.225354

We need to start an AusNEETs based crypto

I propose "GoonCoin"

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 No.225355

Stavros Weberoupolos

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 No.225356

>>225353

KFC and a metric fuckton of alcohol?

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 No.225357

>>225352

I'd do it via paypal, but I signed up with my normie name years ago, should have used a meme name.

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 No.225358

>>225356

Fancy cheese and bottled goon.

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 No.225359

>>225358

Wogs eat smelly cheese. I'm a cheddar man.

Not THE Chedder Man

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 No.225360

>>225355

I picture weber as more of a Salvatori

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 No.225361

>>225325

>>225346

This isn't /r/the_donald m8

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 No.225362

I imagine cruisey is a Jack or a John or some other Bible name

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 No.225363

>>225361

very unbased post

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 No.225364

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 No.225365

>>225362

I reckon Andrew, Possum is a Dean.

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 No.225366

File: 9fb6d17371eee61⋯.jpg (809.45 KB,1920x1276,480:319,vom.jpg)

>>225360

he would look like this

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 No.225367

>>225362

Nebuchadnezzar II

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 No.225368

>>225366

Flocki is a funny cunt.

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 No.225369

>>225365

Possum is a Nigel. Nigel Nofriends.

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 No.225370

I went to all this trouble adding a second email address and then the cunt disappears.

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 No.225371

>>225366

>Tfw look like floki, would have the same hair but I shave it.

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 No.225372

We are all children of Israel at heart

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 No.225373

>>225370

I was going to do the same, maybe his Dad helped him out.

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 No.225374

>>225359

You are my cheddar man.

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 No.225375

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 No.225376

new thread, make it good UNNA

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 No.225377

cum smell

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 No.225378

>>225349

indeed, some say he's a mob boss

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