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 No.226121 [Last50 Posts]

Well, well,well, NEETs, three hundred threads, what a milestone, time to celebrate it with a binge.

OLD: >>225379

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 No.226129

Bingein like a bogan

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 No.226130

>tfw sad but not depressed

I want to go out for a jog but it's too fucking hot.

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 No.226133

Gippsland

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 No.226134

So I make a paypal account with a new email address wll it be anonymous?

asking for a mate

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 No.226137

>>226134

Post all your details here so you don't need to worry about being doxed through paypal.

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 No.226138

Rhys@RadicalWahhabism

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 No.226139

Being a neet is a class but the boongs are the race best suited for it.

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 No.226140

>>226139

You're a filthy wageoid

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 No.226141

HUFFING PAINT WHILE FUCKING

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 No.226142

>>226138

Why did he keep saying that wasn't his name?

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 No.226143

Daniel@CommunitySupportLine

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 No.226144

Imagine being a wageoid that creates and sustains a general for NEETs. Wageoids are the ultimate slave class.

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 No.226145

>>226130

Have a wank instead followed by a binge washed down with goon.

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 No.226146

Wouldn't mind feeding Rhys some freshly picked deathcaps next autumn

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 No.226147

>>226143

<I refuse to believe

It has to be Nathan.

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 No.226148

>>226146

Followed by a slow rape?

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 No.226149

>>226145

I've had the wank but avoided the binge as I want to go out jogging. No goon because it's too hot to go outside.

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 No.226150

>>226148

Followed by a slow death of his liver

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 No.226151

>>226149

*It's too hot to go outside, I'll instead cool down with a cold, refreshing goon.

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 No.226152

>>226147

Thats more of an NK name

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 No.226153

Have my spank.

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 No.226154

Have my wank.

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 No.226155

I'm about to write the emails to the university. Very nervous.

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 No.226156

>>226155

Chill out mate, the uni is on your side

its not like youre dealing with cenno here

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 No.226157

File: deb45f4cb0bf82a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,304.5 KB,1024x683,1024:683,n6GYe2323SY.jpg)

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>>226155

Attach these pictures as proof.

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 No.226158

File: 85c8d7a479a74c1⋯.png (499.05 KB,491x468,491:468,85c8d7a479a74c138e69c9b774….png)

>>226156

>dealing with cenno here

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 No.226159

The name of this charity, holy shit

I won't spoil it, just search up their ABN number in a search engine and they will show up:

90630127061

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 No.226160

Hey cumguzzlers

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 No.226161

>tfw DSPleased

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 No.226162

>>226160

Goon afternoon.

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 No.226163

>>226157

Hot boongs

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 No.226164

Forgot my headphones. Can't listen to youtube at Mummybot's.

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 No.226165

Is data science a meme career? Should I study CS/Stats or just transfer to engineering like I had planned?

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 No.226166

>>226159

I should fill one of their applications out as a Jewish mother and say my husband is a Australian African muslim

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 No.226167

Dear Doctor [his name],

I was recently informed that I do not meet the prerequisites for study of MATHS 1011 Mathematics IA.

I would appreciate the opportunity to discuss this with you in person if possible. Any date and time works for me.

I expect that you would be busy with the approach of the first semester and I would be happy to discuss the matter via email if meeting in person is not convenient.

Thank you.

[My Name].

Any advice? I want to be polite but I don't want to seem pathetic or look like a sycophant the way indians do.

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 No.226168

>>226165

What kind of engineering

Tbh within these kind of fields the subjects you take are all a meme

Everyone learns the same foundational skills. I've said it before and I'll say it again - the most important thing is getting an internship. Real world experience outweighs whatever kind of subjects youve done at uni

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 No.226169

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 No.226170

>>226164

Found some old crusty ones with one of Dad's shortwave radio sets.

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 No.226171

>>226168

I'm thinking about electrical engineering

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 No.226172

>>226165

Engineering will carry more weight initially. There are a surplus of faggots with CS/IT degrees.

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 No.226173

>>226172

Why are numales and indians so attracted to IT work?

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 No.226174

File: 304334b66f2e860⋯.jpg (97.54 KB,1052x1052,1:1,5bfc06e692445575d7b489e2de….jpg)

Which of these seem like a better minor to do with a Bachelors of Accounting?

digital media

financial planning

geography and environmental studies

history

human resources management

journalism

management

marketing

property

public relations

psychology

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 No.226175

>>226174

Do whatever interests you, but financial planning or psychology would be my pick.

Some undergrad with some fucking 'management' studies would set my cunt detector right off.

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 No.226176

>>226174

Study Commerce instead and major in actuarial studies

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 No.226177

>>226174

and unless history is specifically defined as european, greek or roman, you're going to get fed some jew new-age/abbo shit.

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 No.226178

>>226175

Financial planning was my pick as well. Meme shit like history (that's just an interest of mine, not career worthy), hr shit and pubic relations.

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 No.226179

>>226174

Financial planning. Marketing is just buzzwords and management shit is just an exercise in SocJus.

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 No.226180

>>226178

If nothing else, it will help you keep your shit in order late on.

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 No.226181

Thoughts on becoming an actuary?

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 No.226182

>>226176

>Study Commerce instead and major in actuarial studies

I don't think my uni provides that, I'm also a bit of a brainlet and that sounds like smart people stuff.

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 No.226183

File: 193cba67f07caf4⋯.png (97.26 KB,200x320,5:8,193cba67f07caf4d496592e7a0….png)

FUCK UNIVERSITY, DRINK GOON!

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 No.226184

>>226167

>Thank you.

Aint nobody got time for that it's:

>Kind regards,

>Dolan.

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 No.226185

File: b75304a814b100f⋯.png (459.09 KB,700x394,350:197,b75304a814b100fa41b7cb7388….png)

>>226183

I have a Doctorate in Pleasure.

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 No.226186

>>226185

>>226183

First class honors.

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 No.226187

>>226167

Tell him why you don't meet the prerequisites and why you think you should. You may as well just give him all the info in the e-mail. Maybe ask for a time to call instead. Also you don't really have to be that formal, I imagine you might be a youngNEET but in my experience its better to just treat these guys like co-workers almost, they're busy but usually not dickheads that want you to bend over for them.

In the interest of not wasting his or your time you should tell him the exact issue, ask if meeting in personal is a preferable way to discuss it, and ask for any suggestions.

The other day I had to call up a unit chair to discuss waiving a prerequisite for a language course, started the email with "Hi [name]" etc, then he gave me his mobile number.

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 No.226188

>>226101

You should've done it days ago.

>>226119

I can't recall ever eating a turnip.

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 No.226189

>>226187

>usually not dickheads that want you to bend over for them

But some of them can be cunts.

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 No.226190

>>226187

Okay thanks. I'm going to think about it.

>>226189

I imagine it is less of problem with serious fields like maths as they know they aren't viewed as being a fucking joke like some of the arts fields are.

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 No.226191

I went to the university of Dan Murphy, I'm now an expert in Goon, Boongs, and Iron bar manipulation techniques.

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 No.226192

>>226188

I can't really speak for its taste since it was overpowered by the bolognese, but its texture is basically potato, just not starchy.

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 No.226193

File: 1cb3f8cfc7a1286⋯.jpeg (40.7 KB,480x639,160:213,Angus.jpeg)

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 No.226194

Arnott's Honey Jumbles are nice.

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 No.226195

File: ca6da4d62674b55⋯.png (Spoiler Image,51.77 KB,270x270,1:1,LiquorDan.png)

I've created something so good, I don't think any of you deserve it.

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 No.226196

Think NK might actually be called Jackson

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 No.226197

File: 2f8fbcb3bf6aede⋯.jpg (76.68 KB,940x627,940:627,5485042-3x2-940x627.jpg)

>>226185

YA should cum round and pleasure me unna

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 No.226198

>>226195

Is he jew?

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 No.226199

>>226198

I don't think so.

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 No.226200

>>226195

A horrific masterpiece

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 No.226201

>>226195

This is an abomination.

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 No.226202

File: d8c90c491c7e8d2⋯.png (405.23 KB,1024x768,4:3,Dan outline.png)

>>226200

>>226201

I'm surprised >>226198 didn't recognise him.

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 No.226203

I count down the hours until my next dose of Seroquel.

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 No.226204

Find it pretty fuckin weird how even just having piss in the fridge makes me more relaxed than usual. As soon as I pour that first glass, I can put on some music and really enjoy it you know, like not being constantly worried and feeling guilty about not spending my time constructively. Don't even have to be intoxicated for my mood to change from alcohol. Not sure if this is an obvious sign of addiction, or just evidence of a void in my life.

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 No.226205

>>226204

>just having a piss in the fridge

you boong

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 No.226206

>>226202

Abstract nightmare. Does not look nice on the eyes.

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 No.226207

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 No.226208

>>226207

what that really need is a Dan floating along beside them all

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 No.226209

>>226187

>Tell him why you don't meet the prerequisites and why you think you should.

Okay, so I've thought about it a bit and the problem is the reason for not meeting the prerequisites in high school is down to a lack of discipline and a suicide in my immediate family. (I'd rather not bring that up because it is awkward and seems like I'm trying to avoid admitting my own failings.)

My reasons for why I should come down to:

>discipline

>no drama in family (orphan, no contact with siblings.)

>have been self studying mathematics

How should I play myself up without seeming arrogant?

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 No.226210

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Meanwhile at Cruisey's.

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 No.226211

File: a029072583d31ff⋯.png (168.99 KB,300x300,1:1,Down the gurgler.png)

>>226206

You can not escape

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 No.226212

>>226208

Dan is indiscriminate when it comes to money-making.

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 No.226213

>>226208

Dan is the sun, for he is the light of this world.

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 No.226214

>>226210

Makes my dog sing.

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 No.226215

>>226213

>Dan is the sun

And the sun is to a turtle what goon is to a NEET

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 No.226216

>>226211

That's actually better for me, thank you.

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 No.226217

Turtle goon

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 No.226218

>>226216

You're welcome.

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 No.226219

File: b0b87a75ea680b0⋯.png (104.2 KB,300x300,1:1,1 goon.png)

>>226218

>>226218

Don't take my (You)'s

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 No.226220

>>226209

Ok so you don't have the prerequisite, but its just a highschool subject so you might be able to pass it off. Heres how I'd go about it.

Hi [name],

I'm writing to you for advice regarding the prerequisite requirements for [Unit Title] and whether or not there's an adequate solution to an issue I'm having. I've been notified that my ineligibility for [xyz] is due to not having the [high school prereq] for this unit and while I do understand the reasoning behind this I think my previous self-study in recent years has bought my understanding to a level on par with the course requirements. I have taken a keen interest in [algebraic wanking functions] and was wondering if my independent learning might hold enough weight for your consideration regarding eligibility for this unit. If this is possible I would be more than happy to discuss the current state of my learning with you in preparation for unit enrollment.

Eagerly awaiting any information or advice you have on this issue,

NEET

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 No.226221

>>226219

He's a prolific (You) stealer.

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 No.226222

>>226220

Just tell him to let you do the course or you'll accuse him of rape.

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 No.226223

File: 1096c59cbc495fd⋯.png (112.54 KB,300x300,1:1,2 goon.png)

>>226221

A dirty thief

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 No.226224

>>226220

>bought

brought*

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 No.226225

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NEET PARTAY!

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 No.226226

File: a2109ecb91e485d⋯.png (118.16 KB,300x300,1:1,3 goon.png)

>>226225

Have a goon

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 No.226227

Really want a fuckin motorbike boys

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 No.226228

>>226227

How about a pushbike?

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 No.226229

>>226226

Dan please focus yourself

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 No.226230

>>226228

pushbike with a bit of ice cream bucket pegged into the spokes.

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 No.226231

File: ff60a6006b4ccf0⋯.png (121.94 KB,300x300,1:1,4 goon.png)

>>226229

Have another drink and it'll focus your mind.

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 No.226232

File: ae229559de25446⋯.jpg (172.51 KB,1067x802,1067:802,b.jpg)

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 No.226233

>>226227

I'll sell you mine.

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 No.226234

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.226235

>>226232

Those tassels are too good for him m8

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 No.226236

>>226220

Cheers mate, you're a lifesaver.

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 No.226237

>>226234

Were is the one on aboriginal anal?

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 No.226238

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.226239

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.226240

Shit, a bottle of gone consumed already

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 No.226241

>>226240

The bottle of gone is already gone

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 No.226242

>>226241

I'm gone gooned

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 No.226243

File: c44ac33db7d57c9⋯.jpg (234.19 KB,1680x840,2:1,c44ac33db7d57c9a83b5186438….jpg)

Time to watch some rags to riches movies

One of those motivated wagie nights

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 No.226244

>>226243

Some wagies have already hit the glass ceiling, I'm afraid.

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 No.226245

>>226242

Have another.

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 No.226246

>>226243

What is this from?

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 No.226247

>>226246

Dunno, imagine its from Amazon or something.

It's also exactly what I used to do, picking stuff off shelves

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 No.226248

File: dfc413088e8ff3a⋯.png (276.47 KB,750x711,250:237,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.226249

Fuck WordPress and cPanel to hell

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 No.226250

>>226249

lol

what's the matter?

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 No.226251

>>226248

>2029

>you have to pay your employer for the privilege of working there

>any unpaid work requries at least a decade of reverse paid work

>any paid work requires at least a decade of unpaid work

>people have to take out loans with Nosenberg bank to get by long enough in the hopes they can get paid work

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 No.226252

>>226251

This post reeks of antisemitism. I will have none of it.

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 No.226253

would LOVE a dart

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 No.226254

>>226253

Would love to use you as a dart board

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 No.226255

>>226254

Go for his bullseye m8

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 No.226256

Actuaries are the high flyers, I want to become an actuary so I can makes lots and lots of money

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 No.226257

Remember when possum banned Jews?

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 No.226258

Cigars are pretty useless when you think about it

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 No.226259

>>226257

I reckon we ought to ban Jews from the universe.

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 No.226260

>>226258

U shut ur whore mouth

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 No.226261

>>226258

Isn't smoking in general?

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 No.226262

File: 8dd990fb38a6686⋯.png (19.85 KB,441x187,441:187,ha.PNG)

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 No.226263

>>226256

You’re like a primary school kid who has heard a new word and keeps using it.

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 No.226264

>>226263

I am, this actuary profession could be my calling

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 No.226265

>>226263

You fucking shut your fucking mouth you fucking faggoty fuck. I'll fucking get my older brother to fucking bash you, fuck.

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 No.226266

>>226264

When I am mansplaining I start each sentence with actuary…

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 No.226267

File: 223ae8a59c6c182⋯.png (65.69 KB,411x188,411:188,haha.PNG)

Love these banners

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 No.226268

>An actuary is a business professional who deals with the measurement and management of risk and uncertainty. The name of the corresponding field is actuarial science.

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 No.226269

>>226266

There's a lot of risk in that, any actuary would tell you that

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 No.226270

>>226265

That’s it I’m dobbing!

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 No.226271

It's nearly Seroquel O'Clock

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 No.226272

>>226268

Hope actuary neet isn’t decimal neet or his measurements will be all fucked up

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 No.226273

>>226268

I deal with risk all day. I must be an infosec actuary.

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 No.226274

Somehow thought an actuary was an archivist

Wish I had a comfy data archivisit job

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 No.226275

Weber, give your old lady a couple more glasses. Have you told her about us?

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 No.226276

>>226271

Post that picture again

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 No.226277

>>226275

I wouldn’t tell anybody about you lot.

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 No.226278

>>226275

he's embarrassed by us

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 No.226279

>>226273

Can you find me the ad listing for those red pants?

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 No.226280

>>226273

>I deal with risk all day

That sounds very risky

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 No.226281

>>226277

I owe you one (1) cuddle.

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 No.226282

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 No.226283

>tfw did a bachelor of economics

what a waste of time that was lol, comfy though

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 No.226284

>>226283

What do you think of actuaries?

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 No.226285

Niggers, lmao.

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 No.226286

>>226282

NK's red pants, finding them sounds pretty risky.

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 No.226287

>>226283

If only the invisible hand jacked you off

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 No.226288

>>226248

>unpaid internship at a fucking fast food store

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 No.226289

>Becoming a fully credentialed actuary requires passing a rigorous series of professional examinations, usually taking several years.

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 No.226290

>>226284

even more boring than most normies

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 No.226291

>Actuaries are compensated very well. And just like any other well-paid profession, it takes a lot of work to get there. But unlike doctors or lawyers, actuaries need to, in order to become fully credentialed, pass a series of difficult tests called Actuarial Exams. These are very hard. Very very hard. The preliminary exams are 3 hours long, consisting of 30-35 multiple choice problems, and the pass rate is typically only 30-40%.

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 No.226292

>>226291

Well I'm too retarded to do that.

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 No.226293

How can anyone here become an actuary if possum banned Jews?

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 No.226294

>>226291

3 hours to circle 35 answers. What dumb dumbs.

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 No.226295

Meanwhile us intellectual juggernauts working in IT laugh at lowly actuaries

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 No.226296

I just checked my highschool results and it turns out I passed physics. If I can get the waiver for maths I'll be all set for both first semester maths and physics. Thanks to all the neets that helped me with this. I feel much better about it now. Very nerve wracking for a young neet.

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 No.226297

>>226293

we cant

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 No.226298

>>226296

Are you the 'autist' I was having a go at last night?

No worries, feel free to ask for more email templates, I kind of enjoy writnig them.

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 No.226299

>>226296

I’m gonna jizz in your backpack you heckin nerd.

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 No.226300

>>226295

Is data science worth pursuing? Should I study CS/Stats or transfer to engineering?

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 No.226301

>>226295

That should be we, not us, you buffoon.

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 No.226302

>>226301

How do you know if it's 'we' or 'us'?

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 No.226303

>>226302

I speak English natively.

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 No.226304

>>226302

I know if it's a wee or not

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 No.226305

File: cc25be17b13700b⋯.jpg (5.79 KB,224x225,224:225,655765.jpg)

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 No.226306

>>226300

You asked this before. You also shouldn’t rely on NEET opinions on your study choices. Do what you want to do.

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 No.226307

File: d55c09342576c35⋯.jpg (38.95 KB,604x340,151:85,heykid.jpg)

Good morning, neets. Quick question: is there any good boong kino out there? Mobie or tv show. Preferably more on the comedy side. Not some social drama shit. I already have that at home

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 No.226308

>>226306

That's the thing I don't know what I want to do, I'm a highly impressionable young NEET.

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 No.226309

File: 53bd29f0705f51d⋯.jpg (137.28 KB,434x650,217:325,abm.jpg)

>>226303

hear ya bro

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 No.226310

>>226309

Just look at those nice cock sucking lips

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 No.226311

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 No.226312

>>226308

Well as I said, Engineering carries more weight. First two years of an engineering degree involves plenty of programming and computer shit anyway.

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 No.226313

>>226258

I think so. Bum puffing homo sticks.

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 No.226314

>>226267

>>226262

Didn't realise he put them up.

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 No.226315

Life is pretty boring, neets.

Might need to pick up a crippling drug addiction or reckless hobby

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 No.226316

>>226315

Go picking for magic mushrooms

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 No.226317

>>226313

I’m going to try bursting a stripper’s breast implants with a honkin great cigar.

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 No.226318

>>226315

I'm thinking the same. Might get back on the speed or cocaine for a bit, might buy a fast car. Really gotta spice things up

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 No.226319

What's wrong with inhaling cigar smoke?

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 No.226320

>>226312

Thoughts on EE and Mechanical? Which would be best to pursue?

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 No.226321

>>226318

Try taking a police man’s gun

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 No.226322

>>226316

we used to do that at Thora, the farmers didn't like us on their land

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 No.226323

>>226289

Starting pay is 100k and average is 250k

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 No.226324

>>226320

I can’t answer that. First two years are common to all engineering degrees anyway. You know people in the various uni departments are happy to talk to prospective students, right?

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 No.226325

>>226322

It's as easy as looking through woodchip gardens here

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 No.226326

>>226307

Why use that picture for your image?

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 No.226327

File: 082cca65cbf64a0⋯.png (132.07 KB,500x500,1:1,actuary.png)

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 No.226328

I miss tabitha

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 No.226329

>>226277

Tell her. I tell everyone about you guys.

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 No.226330

I'M THE BIGGEST POO IN THIS LOO AND YOU'RE ALL NOTHING BUT WET FARTS

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 No.226331

>>226328

no you don't

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 No.226332

>>226322

Thora Birch had big milkers

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 No.226333

>>226329

You probably go on about your mate Weber and what a mad cunt he is.

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 No.226334

Should I take an elective in Mandarin so I can converse with my fellow Clayton locals?

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 No.226335

>>226295

Desk jobs are not real jobs.

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 No.226336

>>226334

I'm learning Spanish.

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 No.226337

>>226334

No need, it comes with the gf you'll be assigned

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 No.226338

>>226333

I do, I tell people to suss out every commodore for tattooed sick cunts and to yell 'NEETlyfe' at them.

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 No.226339

>>226330

no, your just a tiny little lamb poo that we wouldn't even notice on our boots

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 No.226340

>>226336

Don Dey esta pantaloons

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 No.226341

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 No.226342

>>226307

Yeah, heaps. Chant of Jimmy Blacksmith is a good start. Ten Canoes is a good one too.

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 No.226343

>>226342

The Tracker

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 No.226344

>>226315

I have a bittersweet missing thing for my drug addict ways of yore.

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 No.226345

>>226328

I miss drinking milk from big saggy aboriginal tits

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 No.226346

>>226326

Before asking here I did research on my own and found this picture. The way they both look into the camera I thought this would be the perfect caption. Does it offend you?

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 No.226347

>>226330

If has to be a week since we have had a poo picture from NK, this post no longer suffices.

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 No.226348

>>226344

There’s a good reason you stopped

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 No.226349

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 No.226350

File: faa4f5d71ba07a4⋯.gif (66.42 KB,326x166,163:83,You stop that _c7f3c832945….gif)

>>226346

GERMAN GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEE

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 No.226351

>>226347

he's more than likely constipated again

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 No.226352

>>226348

What reason was that?

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 No.226353

>>226346

Look closer into what ss means in that picture, does that offend you?

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 No.226354

>>226319

Tastes like NEET nipple sweat.

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 No.226355

>>226350

dont worry, they lost the war

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 No.226356

>>226352

I don’t know, but something must have caused him to change his ways.

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 No.226357

File: 5ae3fb40edd2cd7⋯.png (113.81 KB,398x397,398:397,39922ce8.png)

25mg of Seroquel down the hatch

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 No.226358

>>226334

I'd love a mandarin right now. A nice, over ripe, juicy one.

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 No.226359

750ml of Hidden Gem down the hatch

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 No.226360

>>226347

I did some good poos this week but I kept forgetting to take a photo, I haven't got much poo in me today

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 No.226361

>>226359

1L of aboriginal semen down the hatch

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 No.226362

>>226356

Probably wanted to stop being a shitcunt, had a misso on his back telling him to stop everyday and progress in life or some bullshit excuse like that

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 No.226363

>>226360

You’re holding out on us.

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 No.226364

>>226357

Goon night.

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 No.226365

>>226361

That is worth more than a kilo of gold

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 No.226366

>>226343

Yeah, that's a good one too.

Walkabout. I watched 'Where the green ants dream' a while back and thought that was alright.

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 No.226367

What ever happened to the gook night NEET?

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 No.226368

>>226363

I've been hoarding some poo in a jar for my retirement

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 No.226369

>>226367

Probably on seroquil.

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 No.226370

>>226353

At this point nothing really offends me anymore. But it seems you haven't heard of the "hey kid wann /ss/" meme so I undestand your shock.

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 No.226371

>>226367

Maybe he purchased his only gook and no longer needed the images

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 No.226372

>>226370

I do not leave this board. The internet is shit.

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 No.226373

>>226369

>>226371

I will accept both theories.

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 No.226374

>>226353

>>226370

Wait so that image is not a commodore joke?

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 No.226375

>>226370

Really glad I just visited on the work phone

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 No.226376

>>226367

He disappeared when the Jew thing happened

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 No.226377

>>226374

Nah yeah nah nah more a rule 5.

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 No.226378

>>226376

Perhaps him and his wife are safe in the shed watching TV with the air con blaring. All he would need now is a good longue chair.

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 No.226379

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.226380

>>226377

I guess I should have expected as much from a German

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 No.226381

>tfw year is nearly 20% over

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 No.226382

>>226381

Good. FUCK 2019

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 No.226383

>>226381

>tfw life is nearly 30% over

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 No.226384

>>226383

Dan can provide a time travel hack if you want it m8

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 No.226385

>>226205

My brother in law did that once

He got home at 4am pissed as a cunt and my sister found him pissing straight into their fridge

They've got 3 kids too

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 No.226386

Tfw karen never says good morning

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 No.226387

>>226384

Consistent Dan usage could raise that number to 50 within a couple of years

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 No.226388

>>226387

Even higher m8 with the goon a day diet.

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 No.226389

>>226386

Most prostitutes adopt a nocturnal lifestyle

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 No.226390

Landlord's often look for a minimum of $3000 in the bank accounts of their potential tenants and no KFC.

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 No.226391

>>226390

You can buy masking agents to hide the KFC in your bloodstream

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 No.226392

>>226389

With aboriginal prostitutes does the type of octane fuel impact on teeth knockage during the blow job?

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 No.226393

>>226391

If it only it were that easy

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 No.226394

>>226390

An actuarial could manage this risk for you

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 No.226395

Have to remember to purchase KFC using only cash, nothing traceable like debit

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 No.226396

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 No.226397

>>226392

If she's too pissed to talk out the falsies you can just do it yourself, neet

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 No.226398

>>226393

Eat a salad before the inspection so your breathe smells of lettuce

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 No.226399

>>226395

you're a big neet

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 No.226400

>>226396

KFC is the new THC

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 No.226401

>>226398

Will KFC Coleslaw do?

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 No.226402

>>226397

Not if she uses polident

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 No.226403

>>226401

Only when consumed after a family feast.

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 No.226404

File: 0c991c8af0f6fe3⋯.jpg (26.24 KB,467x423,467:423,1542648479500.jpg)

>tfw hit a new PR today

NEETLIFE

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 No.226405

>>226401

No, the sniffer dogs will catch coleslaw for sure.

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 No.226406

>>226395

Same when you murder a hooker and go to Bunnings to purchase a tarp and shovel

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 No.226407

>>226404

a what

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 No.226408

>>226390

Why the fuck the no KFC rule?

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 No.226409

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 No.226410

>>226406

Is it expensive?

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 No.226411

>>226408

Some kiwi real estate bitch got in the news for saying she checks tenants financial records for KFC to see if they're poor and irresponsible

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 No.226412

>>226409

I wonder if there’s a market in selling good bank statements?

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 No.226413

>>226408

The poors tend to buy a lot of fast food

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 No.226414

Can gym neets please shed some light on how nervous they were at the start, and how they overcame that

I really wanna join a gym but I'm way too self-conscious

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 No.226415

File: aeba920564bb76a⋯.gif (998.17 KB,245x370,49:74,84IykkR.gif)

>>226411

>>226409

Fucking kek.

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 No.226416

>>226414

You’re self conscious the first couple of visits then you look around and realise nobody gives a shit you’re there

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 No.226417

>>226414

I plan on going to the uni gym when I start there.

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 No.226418

>>226410

Burying dead hookers? Not really.

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 No.226419

>>226418

I wonder if anyone has accidentally dug into a pipe while trying to hide a body

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 No.226420

>>226416

Except for the poofs

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 No.226421

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 No.226422

>>226419

Dial before you dig exists for a reason

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 No.226423

I miss the penis shaming shower gym stories.

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 No.226424

>>226421

U beat me

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 No.226425

>>226422

>Hi DBYD, I've got this 5'6 Asian whore to bury in my yard and I was wondering if along the back fence was ok

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 No.226426

>>226423

This is why the neet commune will have lockable privacy screens between each shower

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 No.226427

>>226407

personal record (at the gym)

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 No.226428

>>226426

The council will have master keys of course

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 No.226429

>>226427

Pb not pr u twit

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 No.226430

>>226428

Good, good…

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 No.226431

>>226414

I learned how to lift when I was doing MMA, YouTube videos and recording my form mid-exercise also helped get everything down.

Get some cheap dumbbells and you can do a pretty decent amount of exercises using that, can always go to a playground during the day and do pull ups. Pull ups are a great exercise when you're getting started.

Honestly though there are so many retarded boomers, middle aged ladies and guys on steroids that just do nothing but bench and curls with ridiculous super set shit hogging everything that it's pretty hard to stick out

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 No.226432

>>226429

REEEEEEEE

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 No.226433

>>226430

So they can make sure the NEETs aren't doing anything immoral in the showers

We have to maintain some standards of decency.

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 No.226434

>>226433

I'll be triple checking the showers for those immoral standards ;->

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 No.226435

>>226433

It’s my dick and I’ll wash it as fast as I want

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 No.226436

I wish it was legal to pay someone to kill me.

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 No.226437

>>226436

U frightened of going to ghost jail?

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 No.226438

>>226436

You can always pay mega corporations to do it slowly instead

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 No.226439

>>226437

I'm just too much of a pussy.

>>226438

Need it to be quick.

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 No.226440

>>226436

Buy a big pink dildo and choke on it. It's a humane death.

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 No.226441

>>226435

NO

All NEETs shall be trained in correct penis washing speeds and techniques by our highly trained expert john

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 No.226442

>tfw you look out the back window just as the suns going down and it zaps you in the eyes and you go FARK

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 No.226443

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 No.226444

>>226442

You'll need someone to read our posts aloud to you if you keep that up

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 No.226445

>>226442

This is why I wear a welding helmet at all times

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 No.226446

>>226439

>I'm just too much of a pussy

You'd be too much of a pussy to pay someone to do it too.

Suicidal idolisation is for dramatic bitches

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 No.226447

I need to have a sleep

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 No.226448

>>226447

The night is young, neeto

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 No.226449

File: d81b776ead1df94⋯.jpg (41.58 KB,528x543,176:181,5e3ebe082c4e6a259cadf47122….jpg)

Guess who is back.

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 No.226450

>>226449

Is it jews?

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 No.226451

File: 9b9e22bb4688a63⋯.jpg (64.9 KB,601x402,601:402,jewmongsoldiers.jpg)

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 No.226452

>>226451

Is that Craig?

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 No.226453

File: 03ac739e627cb74⋯.jpg (17.09 KB,196x196,1:1,317914dc6bddaf97869728b4b0….jpg)

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 No.226454

>>226452

They're Craigs bastard kids from his jew gf

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 No.226455

>>226454

So NK's half brother and sister

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 No.226456

>>226449

I’m going to bed before he picks on me.

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 No.226457

>>226385

The food will taste better

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 No.226458

>>226457

If they don't notice it won't hurt them

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 No.226459

>>226458

Don't degenerates get diseases from drinking piss?

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 No.226460

Whats the certified cashiers name at First Choice?

They have some cheaper wine than Dan does

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 No.226461

>>226459

Probably, I've heard of mad hippy types doing it

I always figured they just say they do

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 No.226462

>>226460

Dan is overrated.

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 No.226463

Fuck you Dan!!!!!

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 No.226464

File: 2e750d6e85818d3⋯.jpg (141.38 KB,1200x900,4:3,first choice photo.JPG)

>>226460

What do you reckon her name is?

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 No.226465

File: 3f7613c7302483a⋯.png (10.2 KB,720x128,45:8,2ndSearchResult.png)

Lol, 2nd result for piss drinking search

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 No.226466

>>226464

Sharon.

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 No.226467

>>226464

Beryl

She's 100% Beryl

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 No.226468

>>226465

You're heading down a very dangerous path, neeto

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 No.226469

>>226453

J-J-John

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 No.226470

>>226464

Lol looks very much like the chick who served me

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 No.226471

>>226431

I have dumbells and a bench but no bar, I wanna get a bar rack but I'm afraid of choking myself. I know power racks have safety bars but I don't want those big gay rape looking cage's in my house

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 No.226472

6lb 9oz poo.

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 No.226473

>>226468

I did have a bit of a piss on women fetish last year tbh

I found a porn woman that looked a lot like my ex who did filthy shit and I developed this strange urge to pee in womens faces

Never did it but I'd still like to

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 No.226474

I would love to use a woman as my personal urinal.

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 No.226475

>>226473

That's not so bad. It's the people that let women piss on them that are a concern

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 No.226476

>>226472

Another Indian is born

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 No.226477

>>226474

The only thing stopping you is the law and societal brainwashing

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 No.226478

>>226475

Exactly

If a woman doesn't mind you blowing in her face a bit of piss shouldn't be so bad.

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 No.226479

>>226477

Only thing stopping me is not having a cutie girlfriend that's into it. What does the law have to do with it? You're not thinking rape are you?

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 No.226480

>tfw degeneracy again

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 No.226481

>>226479

I was more thinking of a conveniently placed balcony

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 No.226482

>>226478

Or eating you poo with pin worms in it

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 No.226483

That feel when getting gooned watching videos about Warhammer40k lore

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 No.226484

>>226481

So rape.

>>226480

Piss is a patrician fetish.

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 No.226485

>>226483

Goon for the goon god

Boongs for the boong throne

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 No.226486

>>226481

If you pee'd on them from high enough it would knock them out.

Then they can't say no …

I may have found a new fetish guys

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 No.226487

>>226486

We'll need a scienceneet to fact check your fetish, mate

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 No.226488

>>226486

>>226487

If his theory is correct the same could be done with a wank, or even a poo

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 No.226489

>>226487

Yeah, what height exactly do I need to pee from to knock a grown woman unconscious without killing her

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 No.226490

>>226488

Actually these calcualtions will be useful for the orbital wanking platform

Kinda like a trial run

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 No.226491

>>226490

I suspect this platform plan may be flawed

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 No.226492

>>226491

You won't say that when theres a gob of boong semen flying at you at 360km a second

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 No.226493

File: 74499eb7bee4b5f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,867.78 KB,4608x3456,4:3,2019-02-23 19.19.25.jpg)

Here's that poo, still got more stuck inside another metamucil should get her loose

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 No.226494

>>226493

This is incredibly disappointing mate, you should have just pretended you didn't do a poo today

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 No.226495

Pop a mono

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 No.226496

File: 42cfde8e905363b⋯.png (507.74 KB,769x800,769:800,Thefuture.png)

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 No.226497

Wonder how often cruisey makes love to his misso

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 No.226498

>>226497

Cruisey don't make love

He FUCKS

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 No.226499

>>226496

>Girls NEETs only

Nuh uh neeto, you better start practicing now

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 No.226500

>>226498

He is going to teach me his ways.

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 No.226501

>>226499

Tbf going to MAX is good practice for this already

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 No.226502

>>226498

I wait outside their bedroom window

Grunting softly

As he nears climax

I dial the after hours phone

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 No.226503

I know where my mum keeps her dildo

And yes I have put it up me bum before

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 No.226504

>>226503

somewhere in suburban Joondalup

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 No.226505

>>226503

Tabitha?

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 No.226506

>>226503

you butt mogged you own mum ?

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 No.226507

>>226506

Gave her an infection

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 No.226508

>>226506

Tasted her dried cunny grool

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 No.226509

sup neets

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 No.226510

>>226507

>DoctorPajeet- MrsNEET, you must stop with the anal to vaginal intercourse, you have been giving yourself an infection

>But Dr, I haven't had sex in …

>Oh be shutting up you silly whore and lie on the ground so I can poo on you

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 No.226511

File: 20b397770f8cc5a⋯.jpg (915.17 KB,3456x4608,3:4,2019-02-23 19.40.57.jpg)

Bought an electric razor from jb for a $130,gonna see how it goes

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 No.226512

>>226509

sup neet

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 No.226513

>>226503

nofun you fucking boong

I'd say you were hu but it wasn't your grannies dildo

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 No.226514

>>226511

Have you shaved your balls yet ?

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 No.226515

>>226512

how is it be NEET

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 No.226516

>>226511

Very nice

I still use a safety razor that some neet shilled here years ago

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 No.226517

>>226515

They so it don't be but it dooby

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 No.226518

>>226515

It be, unfortunately

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 No.226519

>>226511

Big mistake. Those evil devices only rip the hair from your face, just get a trimmer instead

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 No.226520

File: a68b0ecdf2885a8⋯.jpg (24.11 KB,500x500,1:1,11a0e793322c600c7373af[1].jpg)

>>226516

These ones ?

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 No.226521

>>226511

Electric razors aren't bad, but you'll never get that close shave feel compared to a normal razor.

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 No.226522

>>226520

Not sure if that is the same brand but it is of that type

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 No.226523

>>226521

>tfw you take the top layer of skin off evenly

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 No.226524

>>226522

Was that when I posted my lifetime supply of blades ?

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 No.226525

>>226524

Possibly, this would have been somewhere around mid 2016

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 No.226526

>>226517

>>226518

lol but actually how is it

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 No.226527

>>226525

Yeah, sounds about right

>tfw I shilled succesfully

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 No.226528

>>226517

>who are you?

<Oobiedoob Benoobie

<I have the silliest name in the galaxy

>What’s your middle name?

<Scoobie Doobie

>Oobiedoob scoobie doobie benoobie?

<One and the same

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 No.226529

>>226527

Neat. A bit belated but thank you for your efforts, neet.

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 No.226530

>>226528

>>Oobiedoob scoobie doobie benoobie

I keep saying this and giggling

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 No.226531

>>226529

My dad gave a gold plated Wilkinson razor for my 30th and I've had it since.

The golds worn off the shave edge but that's 13 years now

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 No.226532

>>226494

That's called poo shaming

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 No.226533

File: 5c22e982b741c23⋯.jpg (40.84 KB,470x595,94:119,images(26).jpg)

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 No.226534

>>226531

>43 years old

fuck your basically double my age

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 No.226535

File: 91f6db7db2697d4⋯.jpg (1.11 MB,1944x2592,3:4,2019-02-23 20.02.14.jpg)

>>226511

>>226516

>>226519

>>226521

It went OK, I Didint cut the shit out of myself like i usually do with safety razors. I can even see the old scabs from the old cuts Didint get nicked open again

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 No.226536

>>226535

You look like a lizard

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 No.226537

>>226534

I may be your real dad

go and wank the dog son

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 No.226538

There's a 50+ NEET around here somewhere too

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 No.226539

>>226537

my dad is 49 years old though

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 No.226540

>>226539

Maybe your mum found a younger bloke attractive for a while back in 97

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 No.226541

>tfw I did all the NEETs mums

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 No.226542

>>226540

nah I take after my dad a lot

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 No.226543

>>226535

I'm still clueless about how to shave my neck without bleeding everywehre

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 No.226544

>>226542

I bet he doesn't even make you wank the dog off

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 No.226545

I'm in the best part of the goonhole, you know where you start becoming optimistic and making some plans in life, the stage before drunken hopelessness

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 No.226546

Truly believe being gooned is a kind of outter body experience

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 No.226547

>>226497

None of your concern boyo but I don't mind you thinking about it.

>>226498

This is correct.

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 No.226548

File: 4a3e8fbf0d03cec⋯.png (2.23 MB,960x1440,2:3,ClipboardImage.png)

Been watching this for the past few hours. I recommend it if you're in to Clint films.

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 No.226549

>>226502

> the after hours phone

Holy fuck, I almost choked.

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 No.226550

>>226535

This is a very strange angle.

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 No.226551

>>226541

Webster wont get his gooned up for me.

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 No.226552

I'm going to crash NEETs, going to try and get up early and go to a sauna to give middle aged Malaysian women the look and cut some elderly Russian blokes' lunches.

Good night friends.

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 No.226553

>>226552

Don't forget to have a wank

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 No.226554

File: 6ab6424557e42ff⋯.jpg (58.76 KB,678x452,3:2,images(67).jpg)

THROW ANNUDDA GOANNA ON DA BARBIE UNNA!

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 No.226555

fast dan posts

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 No.226556

File: 1c805d1b74f5c6b⋯.jpg (47.8 KB,609x504,29:24,images(79).jpg)

Weber approved jew

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 No.226557

At the tail end of the second goon bottle.

Last night I couldn't even finish too, tonight 2 bottles feels like a walk in the park. Maybe this "kindling" effect is for real.

I'm at the point where I'm starting to worry about actual brain damage from my drinking.

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 No.226558

File: f3a03f722407c6d⋯.jpg (113.91 KB,736x547,736:547,573cea685ed3d72494fda12ed3….jpg)

>>226554

YEAH CUZ UNNA

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 No.226559

File: be6c841ac066286⋯.png (1.47 MB,2100x6000,7:20,nkk.PNG)

>>226556

Joondalup approved jew

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 No.226560

Cooking while drunk

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 No.226561

>>226560

what are you maken

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 No.226562

>>226561

fry rye

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 No.226563

>>226562

do you mean rice or actually frying rye

if the latter how is it

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 No.226564

>>226563

Just some fried rice with bacon

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 No.226565

>>226564

no soy though right

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 No.226566

>>226565

A whole bunch of sweet soy sauce

Why, do you think soy lowers T? lmao

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 No.226567

Craving direction and ambition

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 No.226568

>>226566

because ur a gay lol

also

>sweet soy sauce

<which is indonesian

Monk ya gay boong

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 No.226569

Night Night NEETs.

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 No.226570

>>226569

I'm going to sleep too

Night gents

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 No.226571

Gay boong porn

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 No.226572

gay boong monk porn

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 No.226573

Non consensual aboriginal weber rape

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 No.226574

filmed by jews aboriginal possum sex

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 No.226575

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 No.226576

fuuuck me lads i'm going bald. should I just tie a couple cinderblocks to my feet and go for a ride in the tinny or what

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 No.226577

File: 4b6608e5ef46a93⋯.jpg (74.42 KB,1200x678,200:113,w1200_h678_fmax.jpg)

>>226576

Bald men are very virile

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 No.226578

>>226577

oh good my wank tissues will appreciate that

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 No.226579

>>226578

You can get away with baldness if you're in decent shape

Otherwise, Hi Craig

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 No.226580

oh, And if you've got lots of money that works too

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 No.226581

>>226576

you should shave your whole head so then you look better

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 No.226582

>>226557

You'll be fine.

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 No.226583

Morning NEETs.

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 No.226584

>>226579

Craig is in decent shape

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 No.226585

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 No.226586

File: 7ef372abb6f6f1e⋯.png (1.18 MB,1200x633,400:211,ClipboardImage.png)

Good morning friends.

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 No.226587

>>226583

Morning

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 No.226588

>>226585

17/f/radelaide XD xx

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 No.226589

File: 4296e6b39d4ff29⋯.jpg (159.37 KB,800x600,4:3,].jpg)

>>226588

21/m/perth

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 No.226590

>>226559

That posture gets me everytime

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 No.226591

>>226590

I have had much worse posture than NK…

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 No.226592

Guadalupe.

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 No.226593

Guacamole.

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 No.226594

Guava.

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 No.226595

Guano.

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 No.226596

Guaco.

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 No.226597

Guana.

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 No.226598

Goanna.

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 No.226599

Hard poo

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 No.226600

File: b96e2ff87c844fd⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,301.79 KB,1310x1010,131:101,Monster Sex 04 (1035).jpg)

Meanwhile, at webers House

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 No.226601

>>226600

Fake, no after phone is visible.

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 No.226602

File: 0790131feac1035⋯.png (81.38 KB,480x480,1:1,0790131feac10355e7c27ade17….png)

Thinking of (You)

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 No.226603

Found that story I was trying to find a few days ago:

>>124032

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 No.226604

File: 725a78e46c857db⋯.webm (1.25 MB,640x360,16:9,Elon Musk learns about th….webm)

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 No.226605

>>226604

Disgusting

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 No.226606

I have a confession to make…

I haven't visited a Dans in about 5 weeks.

I have visited LiquorLand and BWS most weeks though.

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 No.226607

>>226606

It's good to hear you are well medicated though.

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 No.226608

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 No.226609

fucking hungover as fuck

gonna go to kfc when it opens and eat an entire boneless bucket to myself then begin the days gooning

its gonna be a good sunday friends

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 No.226610

>>226609

I might do the same.

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 No.226611

File: 56dfacc7a96dec0⋯.png (623.01 KB,1008x596,252:149,Dan and Associates.png)

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 No.226612

File: b632d2ef0ebabde⋯.gif (527.19 KB,500x340,25:17,b632d2ef0ebabde19b44bedf7c….gif)

>>226609

>>226610

Old OC for the occasion.

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 No.226613

>>226608

You need to physically visit a JB or Harvey Norman and get an idea of these different screen sizes first.

Then start comparing specs and prices online to things like the Kogan.

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 No.226614

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 No.226615

blessed are the dick cheese makers

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 No.226616

>>226615

You are blessed

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 No.226617

It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining GF2019. - Proverbs 21:19

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 No.226618

>>226613

>>226614

I think I'll wait until the EOFY sales.

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 No.226619

Have my spank

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 No.226620

>>226618

That is fine, but I think you missed the point about physically seeing them.

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 No.226621

Have my wank

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 No.226622

>>226620

No, I got that. I'll go in and check what's available at JB HI FI around that time is what I meant.

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 No.226623

Fit NEETs, I need your advice.

2 800 gram canned tomatoes

2 grated carrots

1 tbsp Italian herbs

2 onions

2 bay leaves

+ spaghet

Is that a healthy meal? I would have added 500g mushrooms, 2 eggplants, 1 capsicum and 1 turnip if I had them on hand.

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 No.226624

>>226623

It's not unhealthy per se, but it is high in carbohydrate relative to protein and fat.

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 No.226625

>>226623

Could do with some meat.

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 No.226626

Shave my plank

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 No.226627

File: 07680952e84d456⋯.png (408.2 KB,439x564,439:564,ecc132437798dfb8e7f0e69a7f….png)

>>226625

Plus a touch of meth.

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 No.226628

>>226625

I was trying a vegetarian option. It's basically just bolognese without the meat.

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 No.226629

File: f344fd18f7ca9bb⋯.webm (Spoiler Image,10.7 MB,640x360,16:9,rio at war.webm)

hey guyss

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 No.226630

>>226623

instead of the italian herbs, I would just use Basil and garlic, dash of sugar to go with the tomatoes and a splash of tomatoe sauce to give it a bit richer taste

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 No.226631

I'd cook up sausage and chips instead

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 No.226632

File: e917f4a548f28af⋯.png (532.76 KB,490x656,245:328,ClipboardImage.png)

I miss this board, but im starting to run and now i do not spend much time on the computer. i continue without work and without high school

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 No.226633

>>226298

Yeah, that was me. Thanks for that. I'm all done with that and just need to wait for a reply. I feel sick thinking about even though I know it doesn't really matter.

>>226311

Yes, I was planning on taking all the optional physics subjects and filling the electives with maths. I don't know enough about mathematics yet to say what type of maths though.

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 No.226634

>>226629

How comfy.

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 No.226635

>“Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.”

t.John Wayne

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 No.226636

>>226632

Have a wank

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 No.226637

>>226634

i do not know if you're interested, but this is what the journalist says at the beginning.

the war between the dealers spreads terror in the favelas of Rio. the police go up the slum in the north and is received with bullets. despite the federal intervention, the numbers of violence continue to rise in Rio de Janeiro, today one more military police officer was killed after being recognized by dealers.

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 No.226638

>>226559

This is why you shouldn't sleep with a pillow or you'll end up a looking like a caveman.

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 No.226639

File: 4d73ce3e60f66d3⋯.gif (73.03 KB,728x648,91:81,cgcX6Xvg[1].gif)

>>226638

I have 3 pillows,sleep on my side though

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 No.226640

>>226637

Are the white parts of Brazil nice?

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 No.226641

>>226639

I want to rest my head on a girls tiddies

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 No.226642

File: 9c0f1fcd3b65bb6⋯.png (460.86 KB,591x632,591:632,ClipboardImage.png)

>>226636

i don't want to do this now

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 No.226643

>>226640

He wouldn't know, they won't let him in.

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 No.226644

>>226637

>killed after being recognized by dealers.

Don't they release that authorities aren't going to stop or at least it doesn't seem like they will?

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 No.226645

>>226641

It is quite a nice thing to do

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 No.226646

>>226642

Nice picture, take each day as it comes.

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 No.226647

>>226642

You mist have a wank

Wanking is mandatory

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 No.226648

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 No.226649

>>226648

I mist that up

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 No.226650

>>226648

semen mist

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 No.226651

I find mist is released upon conclusion of my wank.

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 No.226652

How is Cemen the cat?

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 No.226653

>>226650

That's good for crowd control

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 No.226654

>>226641

I want to do this and also rub my face against a girl's hair and hold her hand.

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 No.226655

File: 3e90abf8dc88b40⋯.mp4 (4.86 MB,1920x1080,16:9,20180629_151513[1].mp4)

>>226652

Concrete. He's good, he's a long boy now.

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 No.226656

>>226654

you're making me sad thinking about not doing those things

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 No.226657

File: 52243441c0fce83⋯.png (536.05 KB,685x657,685:657,ClipboardImage.png)

>>226640

yes, this webm is from 90s. the violence in rio has decreased a little, but in the slums it remains the same.

if you is coming, go to the south part(Paraná, Santa Catarina) or São Paulo. maybe Rio is a good place to visit if you have much money, in the center of capital is relative good

The hope is in bolsonaro

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 No.226658

Quads soon.

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 No.226659

File: 980e131b36f378a⋯.png (1.66 MB,2100x6000,7:20,nk.png)

*does a walk*

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 No.226660

well flog my log

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 No.226661

>>226657

I'd only live in the southern white bits if I did move to Brazil. I'm considering Uruguay though.

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 No.226662

>>226647

and i will, but not now. im going to drink some wine and moke some cigars.

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 No.226663

>>226656

Yeah well, I'm sad too. I guess you've got to focus on being the sort of man that could win a girl over.

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 No.226664

File: dba431142486792⋯.png (81.08 KB,210x180,7:6,BoongWizard.png)

CLAIMIN DESE QUADS FOR DAH NATURAL BOONGS OF DIS CUNTRY

YOU WOIT DOGS CAN ALL HAVE A WANK

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 No.226665

fuck, blew it early

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 No.226666

>>226664

Dingus.

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 No.226667

>>226661

what the fuck, uruguay is a shit. its the country more progressist of the south america

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 No.226668

>>226667

u spanish nigga

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 No.226669

>>226667

>progressist

What?

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 No.226670

>>226666

You're the dingus m8

I expected a last second rush

Should have known NEETs would be lazy

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 No.226671

>>226667

…what about Argentina then?

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 No.226672

>>226669

he means most progressive, but his command of the superior language is poor.

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 No.226673

HEY POSSUM

Remember when you banned Jews?

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 No.226674

>>226670

I even gave you a heads up.

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 No.226675

File: 9291edf049e7839⋯.png (40.24 KB,676x269,676:269,ClipboardImage.png)

>>226661

"Abortion, marijuana, gay marriage and 100% clean energy - it's Uruguay"

"The country has been calling attention to the climate conference in Paris for its carbon reduction policies, and the English newspaper The Guardian says that Uruguayans have a lot to teach"

>>226669

sorry, i meant leftist.

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 No.226676

>>226672

I know, I just wanted a reason to tease him.

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 No.226677

>>226675

>Abortion, marijuana, gay marriage and 100% clean energy

I'm fine with those things though homie.

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 No.226678

>>226674

You did, and still I failed like a magical boong

I bring great shame on my fambily

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 No.226679

File: 30c91d66e4413aa⋯.jpg (32.39 KB,209x432,209:432,1513759281945[1].jpg)

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 No.226680

File: b824e64742c8178⋯.jpg (261.73 KB,750x1065,50:71,clarinada.jpg)

>>226671

argentina is relatively good, but the liberal government ruined the country.

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 No.226681

>>226680

Does everyone in brazil do the buttsex all of the time ?

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 No.226682

File: e36e34e16e401a4⋯.png (517.13 KB,551x502,551:502,ClipboardImage.png)

>>226680

hue! argentina is based as fuck.

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 No.226683

>>226655

It's good to see Cumcrete growing up to be a big boy.

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 No.226684

>>226666

Good quality post.

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 No.226685

How are you nofap neets going?

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 No.226686

That's twice now boong wizard has failed miserably

Once more and he must commit abopuku

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 No.226687

>>226685

I had a wank

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 No.226688

>>226686

>abopuku

Become a Member of Parliament?

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 No.226689

File: cd96c688ee775ea⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image,1.78 MB,464x848,29:53,vagabundas.mp4)

>>226681

honestly, yes. it is very easy to get sex here, all the women here are bitches without exception maybe that's why im little faggot

Dont open this if you are in nofap.

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 No.226690

>>226685

Day 5 for me. Feeling good.

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 No.226691

>>226688

It's when an old boong hangs up his goon bag and just sits In the back of Centrelink till he rots away

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 No.226692

>>226690

More energetic?

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 No.226693

>>226691

Tragic.

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 No.226694

>>226693

It's why cenno always has that funny smell tbh

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 No.226695

File: 52b5b6a2a4c01ca⋯.jpg (31.16 KB,300x300,1:1,35e7206d0816991ad7c132cb7e….jpg)

>>226694

He was my best customer before he went to Craig.

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 No.226696

>>226694

>funny smell

I don't think I could go into Centrelink again without it feeling spooky because people probably have died in there.

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 No.226697

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 No.226698

>>226696

Imagine how many boong/African/pajeet particles are lodged in cenno's air conditioning.

You breathe that in every minute you're there

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 No.226699

File: a14ed4decdba031⋯.png (145.53 KB,272x252,68:63,bedboong.png)

>>226695

HE ONLY WENNA CRAIG COZ YOU CHARGE TOO MUCH CARNT

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 No.226700

>>226697

Because >>226698

>You breathe that in every minute you're there

Absolutely toxic.

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 No.226701

>>226700

I actually wish I hadn't made that post now, it's kinda grossing me out

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 No.226702

Do you reckon that cenno workers would end up racist?

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 No.226703

File: 9bf9a2d324bf164⋯.jpg (65.94 KB,427x640,427:640,cen.jpg)

>>226696

>tfw still waiting to be served at cenno

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 No.226704

DAMO!!!

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 No.226705

>trying to quit fapping

Fucking day one right now and it is killing me.

Once I get past the first day it is easy until day four or five when I have a breakdown.

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 No.226706

>>226703

Or there is a pool of blood on the floor, I can imagine the security guard is in there for a reason. At Sutho Cenno it is just down the road from the Court and police station (400 metres), but they still hire a security guard.

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 No.226707

>>226706

Same at Caringbah, I think they have them at all cennos

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 No.226708

>>226707

It's understandable but if you just down the road, don't you think the pigs could run down the road to score a good case.

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 No.226709

>>226708

>if you

*the pigs are

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 No.226710

Thinking about lunch…

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 No.226711

>>226708

I guess they just get a lot of irate people going there, I feel sorry for the poor cunts who are just going into to do stuff with medicare and then there's a bunch of feral bushpig single mothers and drunk deros shitting the place up.

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 No.226712

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.226713

>>226711

The ones doing shit for medicare seem to arrive early and the deros don't start rolling in til later from my observations.

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 No.226714

>>226711

The last time I went to Sutho Cenno it was looking barren. A lot of office furniture and office staff gone. I remember it being pretty full of staff, even then you had to wait 45 minutes.

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 No.226715

>>226714

I went to Caringbah Cenno about a year ago but it was for Medicare, also had to wait around 45min

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 No.226716

File: 1f85f718e934793⋯.png (689.17 KB,785x538,785:538,55ee48c33457a0f0e202b814ea….png)

Still thinking about lunch…

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 No.226717

>>226716

Go catch yourself a goanna.

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 No.226718

>>226717

I am using the KFC app to get a $7.45 Zinger burger combo

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 No.226720

>>226719

Do they not have bots for that anymore?

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 No.226721

File: df4e618d76112bc⋯.png (278.79 KB,463x554,463:554,df4e618d76112bc08f5361fe24….png)

times to spend all of today grinding on the highway

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 No.226722

>>226721

Do they not have cops for that anymore?

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 No.226723

>>226720

>>226722

Depends on what version he is playing with and if it is the official version.

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 No.226724

File: 9c71a857e416ee5⋯.png (200.74 KB,712x284,178:71,Meanwhile at NKs.png)

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 No.226725

Despite the hangover I feel positive today

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 No.226726

>>226725

What are your plans?

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 No.226727

>>226726

Get organised, learn some work stuff, plan a workout routine, alter my budget

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 No.226728

>>226727

All sounds very sensible. Don't give into Dan instead

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 No.226729

>>226725

Feeling dusty?

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 No.226730

>>226727

All sounds very sensible. Give generously to Dan.

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 No.226731

>tfw no gf

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 No.226732

File: dbf745aecb007c7⋯.png (316.26 KB,700x466,350:233,dbf745aecb007c762f596c6d04….png)

>>226731

Come over for a cuppa.

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 No.226733

I weigh 87 kg

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 No.226734

>>226733

How tall?

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 No.226735

Having a wank

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 No.226736

>>226735

I hope you didn't use your penis hand to type that

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 No.226737

Bloody 2 hours at the shops. Too many people.

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 No.226738

>>226734

181cm. I'm overweight.

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 No.226739

No, my left.

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 No.226740

I still touch the moiuse though

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 No.226741

>>226692

Not that I can notice. Maybe did a bit more at work on Friday.

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 No.226742

>>226738

*Working towards the Nurgle 2019

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 No.226743

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 No.226744

>>226742

I can't fit into most of my pants

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 No.226745

>>226744

Might be time to get a mumu

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 No.226746

>>226744

https://www.johnnybigg.com.au/au/

>Free shipping over $125

>Hassle free returns

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 No.226747

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Tfw no more NEETs

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 No.226748

>>226745

>>226746

I think it's time for me to water fast.

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 No.226749

>>226747

>tfw no more hotNEET

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 No.226750

tfw weigh 72kgs

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 No.226751

>>226744

One of my pairs of jeans no longer fits. It is identical to the other pair in terms of brand and labling, but the stupid chinks must have run an inch short on the denim roll.

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 No.226752

>>226751

As a result I have to be careful not to poo the pair that fits.

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 No.226753

>>226748

A temporary diet won't fix a long term issue, neeto

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 No.226754

>>226751

C H I N K E D

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 No.226755

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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 No.226756

>>226755

Only 8 days until that is a year old

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 No.226757

File: 2e9946cce7f12ba⋯.jpg (29.6 KB,511x428,511:428,2e9946cce7f12ba7c40c876085….jpg)

>>226755

>Published on Mar 4, 2018

It's almost March 2019

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 No.226758

>>226757

>It's almost March

I quite like March

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 No.226759

>>226756

Somebody needs to celebrate by getting a Pepe tattoo. Only then will they be worthy to ride shotgun in Webster's commodore.

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 No.226760

>>226759

Surely NEETGang is planning this for his comeback

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 No.226761

28 degrees today in Shitbourne, dropped my dad off at the airport, came home, felt a bit unwell, probably from the food I bought at the servo next to the airport, had a nap, now it's time for some lunch and painting.

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 No.226762

>>226758

same, a great month

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 No.226763

>>226762

Beware the Ides of March.

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 No.226764

Went to the Adelaide aquatic centre, was good. They have a sauna and a steam room. My mate was selling his ps4, he owes me some money so I said that I'll take $200 off what he owes if he gives me all his games. Now I have some more games I don't have time to play.

Red Dead is one of them though, I was going to get that eventually.

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 No.226765

Whats the NEET challenge going to be for march lads

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 No.226766

>>226765

No starch March.

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 No.226767

>>226765

Scenery picture taking because those are my favourite neetposts

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 No.226768

>>226589

you mean 28/m/perth

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 No.226769

>>226761

>painting.

What is going to inspire you?

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 No.226770

>>226766

lol the dumb dumbs wont realise this precludes them eating taters and tater-based products.

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 No.226771

>>226764

You sure that was the Adelaide Aquatic Centre and not Pultney 431?

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 No.226772

>>226770

oh shit did I say that out aloud

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 No.226773

>>226772

You are a big meany

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 No.226774

>>226770

as long as I can still have my hot chips i'm in

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 No.226775

>>226771

>Pultney 431?

Strange that you know what that is.

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 No.226776

nobody cared who I was until I got the pepe tattoo

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 No.226777

File: 086ce29477a0142⋯.png (5.23 KB,348x145,12:5,086ce29477a0142bc0e867ee43….png)

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 No.226778

single neets should ask one girl out each week of march

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 No.226779

>>226776

I still care, especially for those gym stories and selfies.

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 No.226780

>>226769

My fence, but it is not very inspiring.

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 No.226781

>>226780

Paint a swastika on it and see if Dad notices.

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 No.226782

>>226780

Ah, have a quick whiff when you open it up.

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 No.226783

>>226778

I don't know where to find four different girls

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 No.226784

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 No.226785

>>226783

So you'll get some exercise in the process as you wander around town.

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 No.226786

File: b9446453488fb4a⋯.gif (42.8 KB,320x320,1:1,b9446453488fb4a2ab1e38ca1f….gif)

>>226785

>as you wander around town

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 No.226787

Gonna do a thorough clean of the flat tonight me thinks, its become disorgnised this week

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 No.226788

>>226785

I think I'll drive around slowly and holler at the women as I go by

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 No.226789

>>226787

You better go to work tomorrow.

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 No.226790

When is that NEET going to move into his new flat or is he still deciding?

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 No.226791

>>226790

He needs to try the toilet in a few more before he decides.

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 No.226792

>>226791

I hope he gets a throne with one of those water washers.

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 No.226793

>>226792

Maybe that's why NK never uses toilet paper

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 No.226794

>>226789

Of course, just need some gas money first

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 No.226795

>>226793

Would he need to use toilet paper, I would assume not using it would simply add to his fragrance?

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 No.226796

Every couple of months we should do a NEET drug check.

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 No.226797

>>226795

>>226793

I heard the NEET council paid for an abo to sit by his toilet and lick his bum after he poos

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 No.226798

>>226797

<Likely

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 No.226799

>>226796

You just want to steal our drugs

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 No.226800

File: bf20895e1e42d00⋯.jpg (185.98 KB,737x672,737:672,bf20895e1e42d00964dd114e69….jpg)

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 No.226801

This is why we need rebellion

The fancy high ife name NEETs get personalised bum lickers and the poor skellie no-names don't even get to see the boong porn anymore

The council is corrupt like a big fat jewnigger

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 No.226802

>>226796

We didn't fall for the penis inspection scam and we won't fall for this either

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 No.226803

File: 0cfd1a7a0c7a2e2⋯.png (2.85 MB,1385x1629,1385:1629,Skele High Commander.png)

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 No.226804

>>226801

This is NEET Gulag worthy talk

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 No.226805

File: 6066fe7a96c68ed⋯.jpg (302.96 KB,736x460,8:5,33d2824bb8b59b89e242b47edd….jpg)

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 No.226806

>>226801

The name""""NEETs"""" are wagies in everything but name

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 No.226807

>>226806

Most nameneets have conveniently dropped the neet from their name under most circumstances

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 No.226809

>>226802

I may have fallen for the penis inspection

Twice

Alright, 4 times

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 No.226810

>>226809

Please put that thing away

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 No.226811

got work tonight, fuck me. back in the wage cage

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 No.226812

>>226810

But … it needs a good inspecting

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 No.226813

I think I have about 2 weeks of annual leave racked up. Urge to live like a boong is almost uncontrollable.

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 No.226814

>>226811

That's a good wagie

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 No.226815

>>226813

>tfw I live like a boong erryday

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 No.226816

>>226813

Do you have any other use for it? Sometimes revisiting the neetlyf is a worthwhile investment

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 No.226817

Driving home just before I saw this guy hitchhiking with a sign that just said 'west'.

Was really tempted to pick him up but I wasn't going west. I hoped he wouldn't've minded.

I was thinking of taking him to Pt Wakefield then paying for his ticket, it's almost 40 today and he didn't even have a bottle of water with him.

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 No.226818

>>226817

Altruistic NEET

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 No.226820

Fucking hell

We're almost done with this thread and the last one is still in the 10 fast threads

We rule 8chan NEETs

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 No.226821

>>226816

Nah, not really. I think I need to revisit it and see what I'm missing to get it out of my system because it wasn't that great. On the other hand, a fortnight of daily potheadery and ciggies playing vidya could revert me back to who I was.

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 No.226822

>>226819

I thought of that too.

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 No.226823

>>226818

I would've laid it on him about how the world is full of cunts. He can pay me back one day or join them.

I have imaginary conversations with most people I see.

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 No.226824

>>226820

Truly a grand achievement

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 No.226825

>>226824

We will shitpost on the beaches.

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 No.226826

>>226821

The habit of doing fuck all is rather easy to fall back into

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 No.226827

>>226820

8chan is dead except for us and some other homos.

And even knowing that there are certain NEETs that want to break us up because they want the glory.

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 No.226828

>>226819

The goon, the boong and the unreal

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 No.226829

>>226827

>8chan

>A decaying ruin inhabited only by Aussie NEETs and some homos

Not far off I guess, I think /tv/ is just a bunch of poofs shitposting and the rest is politics

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 No.226830

>>226829

* and vidya/anime poofs hating everything

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 No.226831

>>226829

Don't forget the wagies

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 No.226832

>>226831

There is probably a higher percentage of wagies here than on most other 8chan boards

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 No.226833

File: 396ed2b07ee4c84⋯.png (284.99 KB,429x357,143:119,wag.png)

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 No.226834

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Good sunday, by the way.

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 No.226835

File: 31259d213a63087⋯.png (27.53 KB,300x300,1:1,go on.png)

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 No.226836

>>226835

rare dan

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 No.226837

>>226836

It's a fake

He got a normal Dan and drew on it with textas

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 No.226838

>>226835

This is what happens when you buy the dodgy pre-opened goon

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 No.226839

>>226838

I suspect Craig likes to drink a bit out of each cask when the store closes.

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 No.226840

File: cbcd73cdd85d545⋯.png (12.44 KB,300x300,1:1,go on.png)

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 No.226841

File: 027d7adf07c7d1f⋯.jpeg (41.07 KB,379x480,379:480,bllgllins.jpeg)

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 No.226842

File: b8d372e4ae19036⋯.jpg (27.97 KB,600x400,3:2,David_Bowie_insert_by_-AVR….jpg)

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 No.226843

File: 842afc9306b3c53⋯.png (400.61 KB,500x500,1:1,go on.png)

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 No.226844

>>226841

>ISHYGDDT

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 No.226845

File: 780a95a83486f00⋯.png (21.62 KB,304x288,19:18,jSHD2TJ[1].png)

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 No.226846

File: 3d9afa121cd0fc4⋯.png (37.71 KB,192x132,16:11,exec dan.png)

File: 5ce8a644f658b85⋯.png (36.64 KB,192x132,16:11,to intelijent dan.png)

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 No.226847

File: 461623fcc2b9d50⋯.png (37.12 KB,176x126,88:63,S'Dan.png)

>>226843

>>226846

Dan is Stan from American Dad

How did I not see this before ?

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 No.226848

>>226847

Total unit.

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 No.226849

File: 7fb92c23b7f9573⋯.png (17.43 KB,300x300,1:1,go ….png)

File: 429359f5097897c⋯.png (88.87 KB,300x300,1:1,go on.png)

File: a72552098dec02c⋯.png (193.29 KB,300x300,1:1,go on.png)

>>226847

beefcake, probably has an arm tattoo as well.

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 No.226850

File: 87185c12f454385⋯.jpeg (26.55 KB,418x351,418:351,87185c12f45438549f7f77e2d….jpeg)

these strange dan posts make me remember this

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 No.226851

File: 13fc249d840858d⋯.jpg (950.89 KB,1500x844,375:211,100_0773.jpg)

Just caught a weird frog. .

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 No.226852

>>226851

Cute. Feed him some salt

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 No.226854

File: d30e5184f9bf6c2⋯.jpg (108.89 KB,600x1714,300:857,frame.jpg)

working on my posture

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 No.226855

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 No.226856

>>226854

God bless NK

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 No.226857

How many dexis did you require to get of bed today?

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 No.226858

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 No.226859

File: 4baccc8839e7a8e⋯.jpg (4.27 MB,4608x3456,4:3,20190224_153748.jpg)

As clean as I can get it for now.

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 No.226860

>>226859

Cleaning it sooner may have reduced the amount of rust/grime.

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 No.226861

>>226859

notsoCleanstoveNEET?

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 No.226862

>>226860

hindsightneet

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 No.226863

>>226859

That's a boong stove.

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 No.226864

>>226860

I inherited it like this

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 No.226865

>>226863

Boong don't use stoves

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 No.226866

>>226864

I wouldn't give to much effort then beyond a spray and wipe as well as the occasional quick scourer to get rid of some of the heavy shit.

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 No.226867

>>226865

They do so

You need something to pile the empty beers on

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 No.226868

>>226866

I let mine get disgusting then I spread washing up liquid over the whole top

Leave it for a few hours and it all wipes off piece of piss

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 No.226869

>>226865

I see you know your boongs well.

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 No.226870

>>226869

I have a Phd in Boongology

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 No.226871

File: b4356686567b6ea⋯.jpg (29.13 KB,339x298,339:298,download (78).jpg)

Penis washing man is gonna be on the talking yid box tomorrow night, should be pretty funny watching him squirm and sperg.

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 No.226872

File: a3f079ca12ce578⋯.png (330.05 KB,418x370,209:185,DunnoWhoHeIsButIhatehim.png)

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 No.226874

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 No.226877

>>226874

>t. prematureEjaculatorNEET

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 No.226878

>>226877

>t. unwashedPenisNEET

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 No.226879

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 No.226880

Smelly

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 No.226881

Rancid

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 No.226882

Foul

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 No.226883

Boong

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 No.226884

Fragrant

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 No.226885

Bum

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 No.226886

Bum

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