/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Gippsland

It's past 4pm so that means the Sunday night blues are kickin in

I hope that causes it to grow a little bigger.

>>226876

The wagearium awaits.

Tomorrow I will begin wageslavery.

>>226890

At the poo warehouse?

>>226891

Going to be tinting windows on cars, at least it will pay ok.

>>226892

Good luck, I hope you enjoying washing cars.

realized how much I need social interaction and how much ive been missing it

might harpoon me a whale tonight

>>226894

You could always share more selfies on here.

>>226896

Yes, anything of a higher resolution?

>>226876

I've had them since 6pm Friday

>>226897

Don't be silly, everyone knows aboriginals explode if you photograph them in high definition

I REMAIN THE BIGGEST POO IN THIS LOO

Waiting patiently at the local chinkie while they prepare my dinner.

Bread with a little bit of mold for dinner

>>226903

I use bread as toilet paper.

>>226904

I don't know who she is but I know I don't like her.

>>226906

She used to be the co host of the ABC show good game

She was known for cucking co host Bajo and for being fingered by every other person than him in a sydney night club

What happens if I don't pay a utility bill?

How long until they shut off the gas?

>>226908

You'll probably get 3 months grace.

>>226908

I too want to know the answer to this, but in the situation of that I've moved out of the house I'm with that company on

>>226902

I had 3 spring rolls, 3 beef satay skewers, and a special fried rice.

Enjoying a McLaren Vale shiraz now.

>>226910

It's up to both you and the new tennants to have organised a final/first reading.

Going to spend $18 on petrol and $3 on wine, that should get over the line till payday

>>226913

Post your payp… oh don't worry about it.

I don't want to do computer science anymore

>>226914

There's no need to worry

>>226915

have any of you fuckers ever committed to anything apart from goon and kfc?

>>226912

I've disconnected and they sent they bill and I'll pay it but I'm not sure what happens if I pay it too late

>>226917

I commit to wanks sometimes too

>>226917

I try and start the working week by wearing a clean pair of underpants

>>226918

You'll get a couple of warning letters first. Pay it as soon as you get paid again.

>>226921

they don't know my current adress

>>226922

So how did you organise a final reading?

After trying to contact you for a couple of months they'll just send it to a debt collector and fuck your credit/rental rating.

>>226917

i cant commit to kfc it'll ruin my rental chances

>>226923

I went online and disconnected and they sent a bill, but I'm guessing if I'm a few days over I'll be fine

>>226854

Very nice OC

Been playing Red Dead for the past three or four hours. I have a head ache.

>>226928

Suck my dick.

>>226928

have a paracetamol

>>226929

have my wank

>>226929

bit rude, faggot

>>226931

Suck my duck you cuck.

>>226932

I'm calling the RSPCA

Quarter of a tank in the car, bottle of goon to wash away these Sunday blues.

Not bad, not bad. Time for another alcohol free week of wageing and trying to figure out this whole adult life thing

>>226934

Quarter of a tank, yet no wank. Have a wank.

>>226934

>figure out this whole adult life thing

It's not hard.

Basically pay your bills first and be tired, lonely and miserable on your own time.

Footy season soon.

FOOTY

Footy season has already started, or have you forgotten the WAFL, you sexist pigs?

>>226939

I haven't had waffles in ages.

15 hours till the wage begins anew

>>226940

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>>226942

Good work, you retard.

>>226943

Keep us this invective and I shall inform the BO (Board Operator).

>>226944

*Body odour

ftfy, retard.

>>226903

What a cute and quaint meal.

F-F-FOOTY!!!!

>>226947

I bet you stutter IRL

>>226948

F-F-FUCK YOU

>>226910

>>226908

Ring up and ask for the financial hardship section, who can discuss your options with you otherwise you may incur late fees.

>>226945

Reported.

>>226951

I'll report you.

>>226926

Why doesn't his schnitty have chips?

>>226952

It's too late. I reported you.

Normal salt or chicken salt?

>>226955

Both.

*snaps fingers*

*dances like a faggot*

I am going to re-invent myself. I am now to be known as Big Pudding. "Big Pud" to friends. Thank you.

How often do independent living NEETs talk to their parents? Voice or text doesnt matter

>>226958

Mummybot and I sext each other about 3 times per day.

>>226957

No worries Big Pud.

>>226958

I can't talk to the dead. Sometimes I have dreams about my mum and for the first few seconds I'm awake I still think she's real. As if her death was misreported and she'll walk through the door any time and we'll start bantering with each other like the good days.

>>226961

That's feels.

Meanwhile at Cruisey's house

>>226961

I still dream about Dad occasionally.

Just signed away all my rights as a human being my employment contract. Pretty much a wagie now.

It'll be seroquel o'clock soon

Just did the weirdest pool.

Big round black thing came out, followed by some undigested rice

>>226968

How much rice? Enough for a meal?

>>226968

have a swim

>>226966

Welcome to the rest of your life

>>226939

>tfw the WAFL is all but dead

>>226926

A good one to go with is trading 10 dollars for a bag of goon

>>226968

got pictures?

>>226974

Too late. I forgot to mention the blood is back.

Have to wage in 11 hours 58 minutes.

>>226976

Thanks for your tax money wagie.

>>226966

Welcome to the exclusive /auswagies/ club

>>226978

It's not a very active club as all members must get their 8 hours at a proper time each day

BULLS ON THE PARAAAADDEEEE

>>226983

have a spank

Rape

Consent

non-consent

Consensual

Consensual hand holding.

Consensual goon drinking

>>226992

Were are the goon sacks.

consensual aboriginal goon drinking and hand holding with long meaningful looks and drinks

Aboriginal wordpress helpdesk

>>226992

Abos get sexier by the century

>>226959

Can you share those pictures?

>>226980

Sip it slowly.

>>226997

The Council has viewed the pictures and decided they are far too racy for the common NEET.

Into the vault they go with all the other treasures.

>>226999

With the hardcore aboriginal pornography?

>>227000

So much aboriginal porn …..

MY GOD SO MUCH ABO PORN

The dirty fuckers

Has anyone tried an apple magic keyboard? are they any good? I'm in the market for a new keyb

>>227004

poor quality

>>227002

So Craig's the court jester?

>>227004

terrible post

>>227004

Low quality sloppy goon+dexie+colonel poo

>>227004

Jesus Christ

>>227003

I'll sell you some magic beans

>>227002

He's always been a member of royalty for us.

>>227004

Is that poo or vomit?

>>227004

you need to get yourself checked out by a doctor mate, that is not normal

>>227011

Your Royal Dan..ness

Tomorrow is going to suck.

>>226928

Its a good game

>>227015

mondays have that effect

>>227016

its shit unless you mean 1

>>227017

I have to spend half the day in interviews pretending I don't hate shitskins. The I have to go to a banjer lesson in a suit and instead of getting turned on, she's going to yell at me for being shit and not practicing much during the week.

>>227020

You might have to start offering silver and bronze not many NEETs can afford gold.

Is 5 bottles of wine in a weekend a lot

>>227022

not really

>>227022

You could easily handle another bottle.

Sounding

>>227025

Board

>>227025

What are you sounding your urethra with?

>>227028

5 bottles of wine

>>226873

Sunday night lads. Gotta hit up woolies in the morning, talk to the doc and see if he can't get me outta jury duty

>>227022

5 bottles of wine is literally a goon bag so basically yes but I've had more

Distilled turtles

>>226963

Must be happening in a different room.

That was pretty cool.

>>227031

That's true.

Fuck I should have just got a cask on Friday.

I wonder how unhealthy this kind of bingeing is in the long run

>>227034

>I wonder how unhealthy this kind of bingeing is in the long run

Medical science does not yet know.

>>227016

Yeah, it's been ok. That was the most I've played of any game in a long time. It's a bit bittersweet because I waster the last day off with it.

How many shits do you fellas have a day?

>>227004

You're not having a very successful weekend

>>227037

Just one good one.

>>227037

Can't remember if I had one this morning or not

The bottle is empty

>>227039

>>227040

I have several a day. Should I be worried?

>>227042

I think it's actually better to shit more often but I'm not a pooologist so cannot be sure. I like shitting once a day because it's an inconvenience otherwise

>>227041

As is the NEET

>>227042

>>227043

Between 3 times per day and once every three days is normal.

>>227045

Bolognese tends to make me shit more often and I've had that for the past 3 days with plans on making more tomorrow after I go grocery shopping.

>>227045

>once every three days

Approaching druggo tier there

>>227046

probly the canned tomatoes

>tfw spent the weekend talking about pee and poo

>>227046

I think you’re addicted m8

>>227049

Piss play is the patrician fetish.

>>227052

How long have you been on it?

>>227051

I never understood the appeal of introducing smelly stuff into the bedroom.

>>227054

Good for you.

Wtf just had some guy try fear test me to see if he could mug me with out a fight, fucking love adelaide

>>227057

Did you fear test him?

>>227055

This sounds entertaining

>>227053

On and off for months

>>227057

What happened?

>>227061

He got fear tested

>>227052

Are you really using it to sleep, or as an anti-psychotic?

>>227063

For sleep

>>227062

You’re about to get fear tested

>>227064

That’s what a psycho would say

>>227065

Hopefully not KFC tested

>>227058

Nah

>>227061

He was just being sus and asked a dumb question the walked away the came back. I think he was seeing if I was scared or not, or maby im just paranoid from being on the streets so often

>>227066

Need my sleep I do

>>227055

Monk is this you or are you a fake Monk

>>227068

Did he come back for a second fear test?

>>227068

Fucking dropkick junkie fucks.

>>227072

What makes you think he was a junkie?

>>227071

Yeah just walked to a bench near me then left 30 seconds later, maby he was just bored or lonely. Its hard to tell people have hidden intetions.

>>227072

It was a young guy (black if that matters to you)

>>227074

Maybe this fear test was a friendship test after all

>>227074

>black

Maybe it was a KFC test?

>>227074

>Black

In the australian context that doesn't answer much

Is it an African or an UNNA

>>227077

Have you got anything in the near future to look forward to?

>>227073

They're the only people I've had to deal with that shit with before.

>>227075

That might be true.

>>227078

African

Wagie or NEET, the feels infect us all the same. Struggle is universal.

>>227083

Indeedie

You need socialism

Good night all.

>>227085

We need wagies to fund it

>>227086

Good night don't forget to have a wank

>>227087

How did that coon get a semi-auto?

>>227085

The invertebrates will survive after the numerous cataclysmic events that will inevitably occur.

They deserve the planet.

>>227086

Good night.

>>227090

I doubt he knows

Off to get some bin food my niggas, hobo is superior to the neet

>>227096

post pics

>>227097

Ill post pics later when I get stuff maby in an hour or so

Are there any NEETs here on DSP for Asperger's? How much do you get a fortnight?

>>227100

I'm in the process of applying for the DSP

>>227101

It was when I was diagnosed, which is why I used the term.

How much can you realistically get for autism though? What living arrangement can you have with that amount while not spending money on alcohol or smokes, but spending all of your time on the internet?

>>227101

What is the new term? And could you tell me what the term that replaces the new term is yet?

>>227103

https://www.humanservices.gov.au/individuals/enablers/payment-rates-disability-support-pension/39881

>tfw drank the wine too fast and will start sobering up by the time im asleep

>>227104

Autism Spectrum Disorder, you're on the spectrum

>>227100

Better question: NEETs who are on DSP, what disability got you on it?

>>227107

I thought aspergers was just a less retarded autism.

>>227108

It's a secret.

Any neets here rack?

>>227109

It's all a part of the spectrum

>>227111

I crack instead.

>>227111

I rack servers

>>227108

"Accidents" and major news stories

>>227115

is NOT

>>227105

Is it realistic to get the maximum rate though, or an amount 50-100 dollars under it? Maybe physically disabled people get more and that top bracket of DSP income is reserved for them, but I don't know because I've never delved into the system, I'm just a uni student currently.

>>227115

DELETE THIS

>>227118

I think it's a standard payment. If there were specific to it they would be listed on the site.

>>227115

My wagery consists of sitting at a desk with my headphones on drinking free coffee for 8 hours

Not bad

Good night, pray to Allah I don't wake up.

>>227121

lucky duck

>>227120

Also, how are you supposed to get accommodation while applying for the DSP? I would like to move into a unit instead of living with my mother (who would probably kick me out if she knew I was never going to get a job), but it's hard to do that without a source of income to pay the rent. How do you transition to living with parent on no income to living on your own while receiving payments for being unable to get income from working? Do you get a job and move into the cheapest unit possible, save up a few thousand dollars, quit and survive on that while you apply for DSP?

>>227121

What field do you work in?

>>227124

Are you Tony Abbott?

>>227122

Good night

>>227126

I'd rather work with boongs than these blue collar bogans at this point

>>227125

Apply for youth allowance and rent assistance for the meantime and then apply for DSP

Really wanna buy some weed this week

>>227131

Live your dreams

If somebody has had a job in the past can they still get DSP by claiming their condition has gotten worse or that they lost their most recent job and have become unable to cope because of their condition?

>>227134

I too want to know since I've never attempted to even apply for DSP and came very close to loising my job last week

>>227134

What you need is evidence from a Doctor or Psychologist, usually a few years worth to support that your condition is unlikely to change in the future.

>>227136

This, you gotta play the long game.

All you young neets thinking you can get on dsp for having wanking related wrist pain dont understand how hard it is

>>227137

It's a long road to DSP

>>227137

Also by the time you get put on DSP, your mental cognition is so severely degraded from having to deal with Cenno and Max appointments that you legit qualify for Autismbux.

>>227013

My pajeet doctor said it was the healthiest poo he ever saw

>>227139

are autismbux and dsp seperate

>>227140

Not every Pajeet you hassle on the street is a doctor you racist

>>227141

No.

>>227137

You get it faster for sore fingers instead of wrists, I heard of one guy who stumped his toe on the door in centrelink and they gave him DSP right then and there.

>>227144

lol do you dumpster dive

>>227144

wew I thought you were just joking

>>227144

>Pork

>Best before 22nd of Feb

Dancing with the devil on that one.

>>227142

99% of pajeets I meet on the street are doctors and love looking at my poo pics, If I went to India I would be a celebrity

>>227144

where you at, need money?

We are well on our way to the NEET commune becoming a reality with these frugal neets

>>227152

The communal bin will see more action than the communal kitchen

>>227148

Nah mate its still good I'll post pics of the burgers im making

>>227147

Nah real shit bruh

>>227150

Adelaide and no not really

>>227154

Make sure you post the aftermath of the burgers too

>>227144

can't you die doing this?

>>227157

How could you die that's dumb

A bottle of wine and I'm feelin fine

>>227158

Food poisoning I guess.

>>227158

You could fall in the bin and knock yourself out then get crushed by the rubbish truck

>>227159

Does this make it a half dozen?

>>227160

Nah just dont eat bad food, Also food doesn't go bad on expiry date its usually a few days after.

>>227161

Flamboyant way to go

on holiday in nt. whats there to do here neets?

>>227163

The expiry date usually doesn't factor in sitting in a bin in the middle of summer

>>227164

boong sluts

>>227165

Yeah no shit but you can judge if it's safe yourself

>>227164

Drink piss, fight mob and wrestle crocodiles

>>227162

I wish, that was the 5th

>>227168

hmmm

>>227170

Lots of places are unlocked but you can open them with tools 2 differnet ways and I also have the master keys for the melbourne bins. If there in cages just cut the wire?

>>227165

where the sluts at in darwin

>>227173

Why the fuck not? If its a good bin there would be 400$ worth of food in there. What city do you live in?

>>227175

>>227174

You could get raped breaking into bins

>>227175

You dont give any excuse just dont get caught vandalising shit and cctv is shit just wear a hat. Also ive never had to use cutters on a bin.

>>227176

Thats only at joondy dans

how do i work up the courage to ask an important question?

i've tried so many times, but i always freeze at the last moment, it's killing me

i've considered asking by text but i think that would be weird

>>227180

https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/crime/citizens-arrest-dad-wont-be-charged-after-young-girl-raped-in-perths-south-ng-b881116096z

Wageslavery looms, I'm fucking nervous about it to be honest. Night Night NEETs.

>>227179

what is the important question?

>>227182

you'll be right m8, let us know how it goes

>>227181

good

>>227182

I doubt its that bad or at least compared to me

night though

>>227179

alcohol

Sexualized aboriginal

Anal rape

Recycled aboriginal ejaculation

Ass fuck

I just saw a photo of a girls bottom and now my willy feels funny

This must be that puberty thing they told me about

Took long enough

>>227192

Fuck off Craig, if I'm gonna get molested at least Dan gives me chocolate first

https://youtu.be/DkSQTMHJK4c

Oz has the best cults, this guy serge is brilliant

Haha

Mornign all.

Morning neetoes

Goodluck sperg, make a good first impression

>>227144

Fuck yeah, I'm glad one of us still does this.

Give us updates on what you get and what you make from it (also, if it makes you sick) when you go dumpster diving.

>>227168

Awesome.

I am very, very keen for more updates.

<assist people with their goals and dreams, ensuring they maintain a independent living options proportionate to their functional capacity

or

<get around 10% more of Red Dead completed

Ultimately, in the grand scale of things, does it really matter?

the curse of public transport.

Here comes the wage

Wage Rage

wtf do woolies and coles not sell the pizza pockets any more?

I want to go back to bed

>>227206

They should it is on their website

>>227208

cant find em in any of the frozen sections

maybe its just this one mall

fuck

>>227202

Are blacks part of a happy working life?

>>227209

Maybe, you should buy it online and have them deliver it to you.

>>227211

Isn't that your area of expertise?

Uncomfortable wage poos

comfortable 2 joint and 3 cup of coffee poo waiting

I did the poo

His forearms are strong

His sack heavy

(NOFAP)

>>227219

Yes wank

2 interviews down.

>>227215

Weber Contemplates Suicide, Oil on Canvas.

>>227219

Nofap gives you weak arms you fool

The mastubators shall crush you puny nofappers with our mighty arms

>>227223

==I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT WITH MY GIANT SACK, YOU IMPERTINENT CUNT''

>>227224

LET ME TRY THAT AGAIN

I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT WITH MY GIANT SACK, YOU IMPERTINENT CUNT

>>227224

>>227225

Get wanked

>>227225

Maaaaaattttteee

I would have felt threatened if you got the red lettering right first time

Now I just feel like a wank

>>227226

>>227227

I am so angry with you both right now.

>>227228

You just need to blow off some steam m8

Have you thought about having a wank ?

>>227229

I cannot wank until the prostitute known as Monaro has relieved me during 14-17 March.

>>227230

>>227230

Why am I a prostie now

>>227232

Somebody said you were the other day.

>>227233

you tell him the other canberra NEET is the prostie

What is your longest wank session?

>>227235

Exited the womb wanking never stopped

>>227196

Thanks mate.

28 degrees today in Shitbourne, wageslavery has been so far, so good. On my break now. I'll post more about it when I get home.

>>227237

lol

I'm the email neet. I've sorted out my maths enrollment. I'm going to be going into Maths 1M which is equivalent to Flidners 1A since they have lower standards according to the maths man I spoke to. I'll be doing 1A in semester two and 1B in the summer school.

I haven't sorted out the physics yet but I'm almost certain it will be fine.

>>227240

You looking forward to starting it?

>>227240

>I'm EmailNEET

only weber is EmailNEET

>>227242

wut

>>227241

Yeah, absolutely. I've already started revising and stopped wanking/drinking.

>>227244

We can be physics pals. I'm starting physics major this year too.

>>227221

The more you do the better the odds

>>227237

Dog cunt

>>227245

Which uni?

>>227249

I've even turned my back on Dan and drinking in general.

>>227248

Monash

>tfw sore from exercise

>>227254

I love that feeling. Get some milk and eggs into you.

>>227255

milk and eggs is the recipe for semen

https://www.realestate.com.au/news/inside-las-vegas-underground-bomb-shelter-house-decked-out-with-pool/?rsf=syn:news:nca:news:spa