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 No.155051 [Last50 Posts]

The Time has come some say but let that not stop us

We are above what they all say

OLD

>>154291

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 No.155058

FUCKEN MALLACUTTA

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 No.155059

that is not a real peep

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 No.155060

>>155058

I wonder what Turnbull is doing now

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 No.155063

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 No.155064

>>155060

I think he went to jew york

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 No.155066

>>155059

It combines Dan and pepe

What is not to like ?

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 No.155070

>>155064

to go to jew parties?

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 No.155072

Mother 3 > Earthbound

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 No.155073

>>155060

little abo boys

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 No.155076

I support this thread over the other one due to it stopping the trend of really gay threads

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 No.155077

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 No.155078

>>155076

Dan is a cocksucker.

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 No.155080

FaRt GrOoL

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 No.155081

>Geez /ausneets/ why does BO let you have 2 #206's

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 No.155082

>>155076

Homo-eroticism is central to the NEET identity.

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 No.155084

File: 193cba67f07caf4⋯.png (97.26 KB,200x320,5:8,CRAAAAAIIIIIIIGGGG.png)

>>155078

>Dan is a cocksucker.

t. craig

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 No.155085

>>155081

We had 4 #205s

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 No.155087

File: b68f1492bec73ea⋯.jpg (8.08 KB,250x213,250:213,1512107061403.jpg)

>>155081

>tfw we're going to get told off again

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 No.155089

>>155087

BO isn't that scary.

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 No.155090

>>155087

We have power in numbers NEET

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 No.155091

>>155085

well there is also the #206 on /aus/

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 No.155093

>>155089

You've obviously never been to a neet council meeting

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 No.155094

>>155093

have too

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 No.155095

also passing a motion on thursday night to have you kicked out

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 No.155098

>>155093

I can only dream.

I've only sucked 36 abo cocks though.

64 more and that 6th seat is mine.

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 No.155099

>>155098

I bet they weren't even sistergirl cocks

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 No.155101

>>155051

This is not a proper pepe, I demand that the council is consulted on the rectification of an injustice such as this

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 No.155102

BO is gonna have to eanie meanie minie moe catch a nigger by his toe these two threads when it comes time to kill one.

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 No.155105

>>155082

The sacrament is all that binds us to one another.

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 No.155106

>>155099

Shit, I've got to find 11 more of those too

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 No.155107

>>155089

HAH!!!

You will learn.

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 No.155108

>>155101

What is a pepe?

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 No.155109

>>155101

I hear the council more goes in for rectumification

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 No.155110

File: a984e36c4f62003⋯.jpeg (78.36 KB,1280x720,16:9,obj.jpeg)

>>155101

OBJECTION

You can tell it clearly a pepe in it's face, the prosecution is just trying to derail this thread because it came before his, they don't even have a proper argument

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 No.155111

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 No.155112

The other one will become one of the forgotten gens.

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 No.155113

>>155110

Sustained.

The offending NEET must pay a fine of 3 tendies

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 No.155115

>>155112

One day all gens will join it

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 No.155116

>>155112

Do they become stolen gens ?

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 No.155117

BO made a terrible choice of thread.

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 No.155118

This is the official gen.

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 No.155119

The battle is won, but at what cost?

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 No.155120

>>155115

Even /aus/206?

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 No.155121

>>155119

tree fiddy

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 No.155122

>>155119

no cost but a holla

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 No.155123

>>155120

It would be ironic indeed if the neets abandoning it led to it passing the test of time

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 No.155124

>>155122

I ain't no holla back girl

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 No.155125

I see that this one is where all those NEETs went.

Lured into a life of sleazery by the temptress Dan.

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 No.155126

>>155117

It is first come best dressed.

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 No.155127

>tfw undressed

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 No.155128

>>155126

Only at bukkake parties

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 No.155129

>>155125

Letting a thread created later win creates a world where neet gens can be chosen at random, which is not one I wish to live in

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 No.155130

the secret to getting a job is a good cover letter

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 No.155131

>>155128

NEET Council meetings.

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 No.155132

File: 7072830cd60763d⋯.png (70.14 KB,312x454,156:227,princess_peach___melee_por….png)

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 No.155133

File: 0f55fecc222b3bf⋯.jpg (25.2 KB,746x101,746:101,beautiful honourable futur….JPG)

The QUEEN of masturbator models!!!!

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 No.155134

>>155132

Terrible OC

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 No.155135

>>155130

I thought the secret was good rape UNNA

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 No.155136

>>155134

fucvk you

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 No.155137

>>155129

I understand I am just accentuating.

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 No.155138

File: 836ba93e34a3b26⋯.png (15.94 KB,594x670,297:335,1476404179084.png)

I am becoming extremely vicious and manipulative in my approach to Airtasker, NEETs.

Already I am honing my methods of cucking the applicants who mog my qualifications. I just cast doubt on the skillset of another user who got to the offer before me. Guess who was assigned the task?

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 No.155139

File: e5b31917a16d320⋯.png (Spoiler Image,761.3 KB,600x900,2:3,ClipboardImage.png)

Night. Can't handle this thread.

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 No.155140

>>155129

It's too late, we've already entered the branch of the tree of fate in which what gen gets to stay on the board is not the first one to come.

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 No.155141

>>155137

Accentuate the positives.

what does that even mean?

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 No.155142

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 No.155143

>>155139

nite cheesey

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 No.155144

>>155139

Creepy pedo image.

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 No.155145

>>155140

This never happened before foreignneets were a common thing.

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 No.155146

>>155141

Focus on good shit.. I think.

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 No.155147

>>155138

When in Rome mate.

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 No.155148

>>155138

You don't seem to be truly machiavellian, careful with what you do or you might burn yourself. But otherwise that's a great pick in the trinity of dark personality traits and I hope you get good at it.

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 No.155149

I am going to go watch an episode of Roots.

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 No.155150

>>155148

>dark triad

*tips fedora*

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 No.155151

>>155140

The first does as long as it abides by the rules.

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 No.155152

>>155149

Enjoy.

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 No.155153

mentally unstable young man

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 No.155154

How do you reckon Michael from Struggle Street is doing nowdays neets

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 No.155155

>>155150

Excuse me, but what I am wearing is a trilby.

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 No.155156

Declaration of trilby wearing killed the thread

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 No.155157

>>155147

>when in Rome

Fuck little boys? Pedoneet OUT

>>155148

I couldn't provide someone with a disappointing service, this is true. I don't mind cucking the norms who use this for side-income, though, especially since I have no other means of making bux

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 No.155158

>>155154

Is Michael the guy with dentures and two dogs and the fuckwit brother who won't share photos of their mum?

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 No.155159

Really want to masturbate but it will worsen my penis laceration. I forgot to buy a cream today.

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 No.155160

>>155159

Resist mate. It is not worth it.

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 No.155161

>>155154

Drinking VB longnecks

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 No.155162

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 No.155163

Welcome to Analah ya CUNT!

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 No.155164

File: 5c22e982b741c23⋯.jpg (40.84 KB,470x595,94:119,images(26).jpg)

Just pissed the bed and going to liquorland to buy some discount goon from Craig.

Told mum if she doesn't change my sheets and have tendies in the oven by the time I get back I'm gonna punch her

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 No.155165

File: adfa450a1fdd0a3⋯.jpg (435.87 KB,1280x962,640:481,Hiyotan.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs

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 No.155166

>>155165

Good night.

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 No.155167

>>155165

Goodnight my gookloving friend

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 No.155168

>>155162

he's probably going just as badly as before, his situation was very unfortunate and it seemed unlikely he'd find work

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 No.155169

File: e1667d2ce286777⋯.jpg (181.11 KB,640x868,160:217,1403544253182.jpg)

I am off to bed too NEETs. Good night.

Goodnight accentuated NEET.

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 No.155170

How difficult is it to paint the inside walls of a house with no experience? Could I bullshit it?

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 No.155171

>>155170

I painted a fence on the weekend.

You'd have to be pretty careful not to get pain everywhere

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 No.155172

>>155170

use seam tape, cover everything you don't want to get fucked up, use an undercoat and don't use cheap paint u'll be right m8

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 No.155173

>>155169

Sweet dreams jealous NEET, see you in the morning. Sleep well mate.

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 No.155174

>>155164

You are truly an evil NEET

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 No.155175

>>155172

Seam tape won't conceal the pain.

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 No.155176

>>155170

It's easy but if you don't know at all what you're doing you will fuck up, so I recommend you at least look up how to actually do it. You'll still be risking making a rookie mistake one way or the other.

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 No.155177

>>155175

It will if you use enough

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 No.155178

>>155171

>>155172

>>155176

Thank you neets. I will take this as a 'don't take on that task and ruin someone's house'.

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 No.155179

File: 346baeffcc54110⋯.jpg (11.39 KB,211x239,211:239,images(27).jpg)

>>155174

It won't be long till evil neets take over and Dan goes out of business

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 No.155180

Did the dishes and cleaned the kitchen after preparing 2 days of meals. Time to organise my room and get ready for bed where I will watch some netflix.

Even though this new job isn't physically demanding at all I find myself more tired than physical labouring at the end of the day. It must be the office, its just far too comfortable. 22 degrees and sitting in a comfy chair all day. It's more comfortable than being here at my own desk, my vision even blurs sometimes as I'm almost falling asleep at the desk. Last night I more or less fell asleep with a smile on my face because it was the first time in maybe more than a year that I'd been genuinely tired like that. Maybe I will try and become a real 4:30am person like one of the NEETs here.

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 No.155181

>>155180

You are doing well mate.

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 No.155182

There once was an abbo named NEET

Would drink all the booze on your street

He'd call you a white cunt

Then puke down his front

Finest boong that you'll ever meet

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 No.155183

Got a psych appointment tomorrow for ADD

I did a home drug test just incase they want me to do one there (came up clean)

Hope I don't end up getting diagnosed with autism thou

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 No.155184

File: e92ff5156daa211⋯.jpg (2.14 MB,1920x1080,16:9,Broken-Fence.jpg)

Good night friends.

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 No.155185

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.155186

I wish I had a gf lads

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 No.155187

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 No.155188

Got a little gooned but not too much,it's time to sleep though. Night Night NEETs

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 No.155189

>>155180

The first week or two of any new job are particularly tiring for some reason.

>>155186

>>155187

It's just not meant to be for you.

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 No.155190

Good morning NEETs

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 No.155191

File: bac8e74e7ae4207⋯.jpg (256.12 KB,900x708,75:59,broken_fence_by_chimpster7.jpg)

Good morning friends.

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 No.155192

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 No.155193

Good morning my unemployed buddies.

Remember to have a nutritious breakfast

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 No.155194

>>155193

3 coffees and a few hits on the vape.

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 No.155195

Good morning NEETs, a strange thing has happened to me this morning. I woke up and my peepee is hard what do i do?

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 No.155196

>>155195

thats called morningwood, its normal

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 No.155197

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 No.155198

I hate days ending in Y

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 No.155199

HJs have cured me of their hero breakky roll. Thick shitty bacon, something grey in the egg, floppy bun. Sugar in my coffee when I didn't ask for it.

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 No.155200

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 No.155201

File: 485dde46aae8fd6⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,844.87 KB,1500x2000,3:4,tonsildig.jpg)

Snagged a big one this morning NEETs

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 No.155202

>>155201

You are fucking disgusting.

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 No.155203

>>155201

Shoulda seem my bloody boodgers yesterday morning, was hectic

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 No.155204

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 No.155205

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 No.155206

>>155182 Good limerick mate.

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 No.155207

File: 33c224c7669413c⋯.png (Spoiler Image,1.22 MB,1920x1080,16:9,out091507.png)

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 No.155208

>>155205

he's right tbh, and after we kill all hindus and buddhists we should kill all muslims.

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 No.155209

>>155194

Old age I only like 2 cups of tea a day

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 No.155210

>>155208

*before

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 No.155211

>>155207

Morning Karen

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 No.155212

>>155207

G' morning

I was expecting a pornographic Karen with the spoiler and all

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 No.155213

>>155182

Very nice.

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 No.155214

>>155183

Good luck to thee.

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 No.155215

>>155184

Sorry I missed you.

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 No.155216

>>155191

Good morning my friend.

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 No.155217

Four word posts above

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 No.155218

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 No.155219

>>155201

>>155207

I wonder if Karen poster is also disgusting tonsils poster and forgot to unset the spoiler checkbox?

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 No.155220

>>155201

Disgusting animal.

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 No.155221

>>155207

Hey baby

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 No.155222

>>155218

>>155216

Good morning.

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 No.155223

Morning neets.

>>155212

Be grateful it wasn't a boong Karen.

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 No.155224

>>155223

All Karens are beautiful.

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 No.155225

File: 1bf7a670045c96b⋯.jpg (12.25 KB,275x183,275:183,images.jpg)

To wagery, once more.

See you all later, have a nice day.

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 No.155226

File: 5614838edc83351⋯.jpg (97.28 KB,630x1200,21:40,predator2018.jpg)

Contemplating whether I want to go see The Predator today. My chair is kinda comfy and it is really cold outside.

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 No.155227

>>155225

Have a nice day mate. See you when you get back.

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 No.155228

>>155226

>The Predator

Pretty bad reviews for it. I wouldn't.

But it is always good to get out of the house for a while if you are NEET.

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 No.155229

>>155228

It's the kind of movie that film critics hate. And I've never seen shane black make a bad movie. Still.

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 No.155230

>>155219 Your NEETlore is impeccable

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 No.155231

>>155226

Oz isn't cold m8

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 No.155232

>>155230

It makes sense that someone who posts little anime girls is also more broadly a revolting person.

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 No.155233

>>155232

I prefer to believe that KarenposterNEET is really a japanese high school girl.

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 No.155234

Let the waiting for emails begin

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 No.155235

>tfw your morning ciggie makes you cough heaps and then you fart heaps and then you have to check your undies in case you shat yourself

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 No.155236

>try to apply for public jobs

>They don't even give you requirements other than shit like "you have to be an Australian citizen"

I'm just going to apply for everything to spite these bereucratic faggots

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 No.155237

>>155235

You need to give up those nasty things and get yourself sorted out.

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 No.155238

>>155234

>08:30:00

Very punctual, Monk.

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 No.155239

>>155237

But then how would I trigger my morning poo ?

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 No.155241

Woops, shit.

Please delete my what the fuck thread BO

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 No.155242

>>155238

It was 9.

Now 9:30.

No emails as of yet.

Backstreet boys on the ceiling radio speakers

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 No.155243

>>155242

Have you considered that you may be sitting at the wrong desk ?

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 No.155244

>>155242

What email are you waiting for?

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 No.155245

>>155242

Miss garlic salt in chips in oz

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 No.155246

The old thread is 404-ing :(

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 No.155247

>>155246

Some weird shit happened about an hour ago and 2 days posting disappeared for a while

I think it's fixed now but you may have been trying to post in gen #204

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 No.155248

blackpill studies and shit, use scihub/[link] to get the full pdfs

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sci-Hub

http://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/0956797617752642

http://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/0265407597143008

http://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/0886260515593546

http://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/0956797612466415

http://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/1474704917752691

http://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/2329496516651642

http://www.scirp.org/journal/PaperInformation.aspx?paperID=74943

I hope you guys are doing alright, feeling suicidal tonight, and permabanned from r9k for calling out some low IQ /pol/tard, im still butthurt about it, I hate myself

Funny how these types always autistically sperg out about "MUH FREE SPEECHE"

I am jealous of you guys, amazing climate and nature and shit…. over here literal 100 yard long "beach" filled with dog turds, trash and swampy stuff, sometimes a beach party gets thrown there and its noisy through 2am or so

considering writing a political essay that contains lots of citations and cool shit, problem is i have like writing anxiety, when i open text editor my mind goes blank :(

i want to discuss politics around here, is this possible?

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 No.155249

>>155248

lmao weed bro 420

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 No.155250

>>155248

>i want to discuss politics around here, is this possible?

Not really.

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 No.155251

>>155248

How can you live in a country where everyone is 7 feet tall and still whine like a manlet

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 No.155252

>>155248

>i want to discuss politics around here, is this possible?

No it isn't.

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 No.155253

File: 595b110bead75c2⋯.jpg (73.67 KB,500x666,250:333,dC0Ml5z.jpg)

I am back in from another successful power rack session.

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 No.155254

File: 57797274df530a9⋯.png (292.7 KB,912x875,912:875,57797274df530a92438780eedd….png)

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 No.155255

Have to go out and deposit my coins, get a haircut, and get something to eat. What should I get?

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 No.155256

>>155255

a mohawk

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 No.155257

>>155255

You should get a fashy haircut and a 10 pack of wicked wings.

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 No.155258

>>155256

Not so good idea

>>155257

Good idea

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 No.155259

>>155257

I did this yesterday.

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 No.155260

Can I just rock up to KFC and ask for a 10 pack? Will they make fun of my executive stature?

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 No.155261

>>155260

Not until after you leave

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 No.155262

>>155261

Good enough.

See you lads in an hour.

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 No.155263

>>155249

>>155251

why so hostile responses? i feel like i dont belong anywhere

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 No.155264

>>155263

arent australians always joking and jokingly insulting people?

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 No.155265

>>155264

Sometimes we genuinely insult people too, but foreigners don't know the difference

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 No.155266

>>155263

Why did you post that block of pointless links in your first post here?

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 No.155267

>>155264

if that is the case, their culture is retarded

>>155266

its useful information for people who suffer from insecurities about their social capabilities, gets a more nuanced worldview, people who like education tend to welcome information

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 No.155268

>>155267

>if that is the case, their culture is retarded

i think thats true but i like it

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 No.155269

>>155260

>Will they make fun of my executive stature

They have probably seen way worse. They get all sorts at a KFC. Plus they are only KFC workers themselves so they are pretty low on the social status totem pole. A lot of fat girls working at my local KFC.

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 No.155270

>>155269

fat girls are notorious for bullying executives

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 No.155271

>>155267

You probably should get professional help for your problems. I don't think you are going to find what you are looking for here.

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 No.155272

>>155268

we feel the same way about animeland tbh

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 No.155273

>>155272

You shouldn't mistake someone with a jap proxy for an actual jap.

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 No.155274

>>155273

We don't have a token asian neet yet so it is more out of hope than anything

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 No.155275

File: fcbc5b4efb1c71f⋯.jpg (25.77 KB,480x480,1:1,11385604_1438795966425283_….jpg)

>>155274

You're just hoping he'll dress up as a schoolgirl for you

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 No.155276

>>155273

im not a proxy, and im not going to waste my time translating stuff for you to prove it

i dont care what you think

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 No.155277

File: 7eaf73b92ec2815⋯.jpg (72.04 KB,604x613,604:613,1301790352221.jpg)

>>155275

y-you have no proof

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 No.155278

>>155276

You are just the karen poster using a proxy.

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 No.155279

File: 11be7b4ef129716⋯.png (23.2 KB,300x250,6:5,y8zQGKRHxx-8[1].png)

>>155277

With literally minutes of ceaseless searching I have found proof

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 No.155280

(using a hand mirror to get a real good look at my Fucking balls) whoah!! im seeing double!

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 No.155281

>>155280

>tfw fourtesticledNEET

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 No.155282

>>155280

I wish I didn't have to read these revolting posts.

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 No.155283

>>155282

sorry

i wont post anymore

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 No.155284

>going from full NEET to 60 hour work weeks

o fug

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 No.155285

>>155280

Pictures or it didn't happen

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 No.155286

>>155283

Thank you.

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 No.155287

>>155284

You are up to it mate. I believe in you.

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 No.155288

>>155284

If they're not paying you for hours 39-60, you're a retard.

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 No.155289

>>155288

I'm gonna get full pay plus extra m8, I'm no rube

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 No.155290

I had a dream someone made a particularly distressing post here

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 No.155291

>>155290

>dreaming about /ausneets/

take a break from the internet cunt

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 No.155292

>>155291

it's a welcome reprieve from dreaming about work though

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 No.155293

>>155292

I only dream about hot anime babes

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 No.155294

>>155293

tremendous

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 No.155295

19 degrees today in Shitbourne, bit nervous tbh lads

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 No.155296

>>155295

I wouldn't call 19 degrees a nerve-racking temperature

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 No.155297

>>155284

Be warned m8, 60 hour weeks will knock the shit out of you, no joke.

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 No.155298

I've been tasked with a company website update that could take me up to two days maybe. A welcome relief.

Eating lunch in the server room

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 No.155299

>>155298

Good to hear mate. Keep you busy.

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 No.155300

>>155298

>Eating lunch in the server room

Stand by for a post about tripping and pouring coke into a server.

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 No.155301

File: 4a943dc1ee4a4f5⋯.jpg (657.56 KB,1200x1200,1:1,image_4.jpg)

>>155297

it's manual labour too lol

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 No.155302

File: 6421bbd62ef58e5⋯.png (459.39 KB,729x708,243:236,ClipboardImage.png)

HueNEET in the news: https://archive.is/T1OQi

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 No.155303

>>155133

BRAAAAAAAAAAP

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 No.155304

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 No.155305

File: 0a5c157fb9ab04e⋯.png (385.73 KB,599x337,599:337,VERY fast bolsonaro talkin….png)

>>155302

There's one thing the ZOG can't change about Brazil: Nothing is sacred.

They can say MUH 6 MILLION as much as they want, and brazillians will keep making fun of it and anything else forever, which keeps people's minds open for learning the truth.

But the socialist part is a misunderstanding of the word. It refers to society not Communism Lite™

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 No.155306

Almost time to chuck the tendies in the oven, neets

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 No.155307

>>155301

If you can hack it for a while it will get you in good shape.

Worth it for the overtime dollars too,doing that shit is how I got my house paid off.

Just make sure you get enough rest or you'll burn out.

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 No.155308

I wonder who japNEETs favourite idol is.

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 No.155309

>>155308

neetu kingu

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 No.155310

>>155309

A man of exquisite taste.

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 No.155311

>>155305

How about Catholicism?

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 No.155312

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 No.155313

>>155312

>kpop

What's wrong with you?

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 No.155314

File: 75f4a122e957dfa⋯.jpg (91.74 KB,1112x693,1112:693,avp-cutscene.jpg)

So I finished playing aliens vs predator - near the end, there was a horrific plot twist - it turned out my character was really a nigger all along. No wonder the game got such bad reviews back in 2010. I think I'm gonna get a bucket of ice cream to help heal the trauma.

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 No.155315

>>155314

>tfw unwittingly niggerised by vidya

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 No.155316

>>155314

Haha nigger

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 No.155317

File: da5d42f66db60cd⋯.jpg (428.37 KB,1200x813,400:271,bolseiro_onça.jpg)

>>155311

Brazil isn't too different from the rest of the world when it comes to religion.

Most people claim to be christian, but completely abstain from any religious practice and reject most christian morals, to the point they don't even know them and would be disgusted if they learned them.

Other than that in my experience the only ones who tend to actually practice the religion they claim to have are protestants, jehovah's witnesses and spirit-believers. The first 2 everybody hates for being heretics, faggots or knocking on your door at 6am on a sunday to try to convert you. The third nobody cares about because all they do is hang out in the evening to talk about ghosts.

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 No.155318

So how does everyone feel about the oner who was supposedly responsible for (most) all the leftist shit at the ABC being fired?

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 No.155319

>>155318

I try as hard as possible to not think about the ABC

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 No.155320

>>155318

They actually fired everyone who worked there?

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 No.155321

Just got back from walking the doggo. A much later walk than usual. We got a lot of sun.

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 No.155322

>>155318

He must have worked there for 40 years or so then

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 No.155323

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 No.155324

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>155308

I think he would be more of a BABYMETAL fan

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 No.155325

>>155324

He's deaf and blind?

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 No.155326

would a female crash bandicoot be called gash bandicoot?

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 No.155327

>>155326

I'm pretty glad I avoided letting an immature love for Coco Bandicoot develop into a degenerate furry fetish

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 No.155328

>>155326

>gash

Another word that needs to be banned.

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 No.155329

>>155328

goodbye grool world

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 No.155330

File: 7cfd816d467cfa6⋯.gif (805.03 KB,390x300,13:10,e621.gif)

in the 16th century europeans were grinding egyptian mummies into a powder, and then consuming the powder in the belief that this powder could cure disease.

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 No.155331

>>155330

In the 16th century brazillians were fucking each other in the arse 24/7

400 years later nothings changed

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 No.155332

>>155331

I think the euros were still fucking the hueabos in the ass at that point, nowadays the two are indistinguishable

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 No.155333

>>155331

Actually in the 16th century the name Brazil didn't exist and natives have a strict reproduction-only view of sex.

Sodomy was to the portuguese an unforgivable crime punishable by death.

The portuguese were only making iberian-south american native mutts at the time.

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 No.155334

>>155333

>natives have a strict reproduction-only view of sex.

Bullshit, so the half clothes savages would just hide in the bush away from each other and masturbate?

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 No.155335

>>155334

*clothed

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 No.155336

>>155334

>half clothed

They don't wear clothes at all. Real natives anyway, the nigger spawn of today LARPing as natives definitely wears clothes. The half clothed ones are just tourist attractions.

>hide in the bush away from each other and masturbate?

No, they'd pump out as many kids as they could. And masturbating as a native would probably be really difficult, since they have a tendency to have a lot of crotch hair and to ornament their crotches by tying the hair and hanging things on it.

Imagine wanking in a bush and when you walk back to the settlement everyone realizes all the stuff that was on your crotch is gone.

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 No.155337

Low quality discussion.

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 No.155338

Every time I text the qt and we start talking about risque things my balls ache. I think I need a gf more than I know.

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 No.155339

>>155337

Hueneet is educating us, that's quite high quality for this place

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 No.155340

File: f08e9c60452e5a6⋯.jpg (70.7 KB,600x362,300:181,11Y2OVnFB26l.jpg)

Do native girls look like this?

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 No.155341

>>155338

unironically have a wank

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 No.155342

>>155340

That's actually the first thing to come to mind

>>155341

I ejaculated my balls, but my heart has merely edged.

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 No.155343

>>155340

Looks too niggerish. American natives seem to descend from prehistoric asians who traveled by foot to the americas, and evolved to fit the local climate.

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 No.155344

>>155342

>I ejaculated my balls, but my heart has merely edged.

Beautiful

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 No.155345

File: ab2085b74b18d54⋯.jpg (99.27 KB,329x498,329:498,65832.jpg)

Check out my samurai armor.

I don't have a helmet yet, but will get one at some point.

>>155343

>Looks too niggerish

She looks kind of Olmec.

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 No.155346

>>155345

Its beautiful, Weeaboo NEET.

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 No.155347

>>155345

Ahahaha kill yourself weebshit

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 No.155348

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>155345

Now that you're wearing the correct outfit, NK can force open your ports and do his deed.

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 No.155349

File: 7bef0a121a01abb⋯.jpg (8.24 KB,213x255,71:85,1494749779343.jpg)

I need some /ethicalNEETs/ to let me know if I'm being reasonable:

Someone posted an ad on Airtasker, requesting help fixing the touchscreen of the control panel for his C-Bus (thing that controls all the lighting/temperature/music etc. in a house). I spent an hour on the phone walking him through possible solutions and in the end we determined that the motherboard was the problem. He called an electrician who, instead of ordering a replacement part, spoke to the C-Bus supplier and purchased a $1800 replacement unit on behalf of the owner (lel).

I just sent a request for payment and marked the task as complete. I feel a bit funny about this because I obviously didn't fix anything but I did take a few hours out of my afternoon discussing the issue with this person and researching it.

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 No.155350

>>155345

are you also the neet with a warhammer?

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 No.155351

>>155350

No, that's me, and he's a fagg00t.

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 No.155352

>>155349

Don't work for free, NEETo.

I struggled with this initially when I started consulting.

You have bills to pay too.

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 No.155353

>>155352

Sometimes when it was genuinely trivial, I'd just charge them for 15 minutes.

A couple of charities I did work for, I'd just charge some token amount like $25.

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 No.155354

>>155348

I bought it solely to defend against such a possibility.

>>155351

>He thinks he's the only neet with a warhammer.

I hope you are joking.

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 No.155355

>>155354

Well I was the only one to document his warhammer here.

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 No.155356

>>155354

>>155355

There is an obvious solution to this conundrum

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 No.155357

>>155356

That's right, there is.

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 No.155358

File: bfcfea5b466416f⋯.jpg (5.48 KB,205x246,5:6,flabby wojak.jpg)

>>155352

NEET, he's asking for a price reduction because I didn't fix the thing. What should I say? Specifically, how do I politely tell him that I'll offer a trivial reduction but I expect most of the money?

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 No.155359

>>155349

Your time is valuable mate, don't give it away for free.

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 No.155360

>>155358

What were your terms?

$x per hour?

A complete solution?

It's hard to say without knowing what value you're attaching to it, and whether that's based on time or a solution.

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 No.155361

>>155358

Work out how much time you spent on the project, then charge him a fair hourly rate for how much time you spent.

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 No.155362

>>155358

Attach the samuraineet's pic in your reply so he knows you mean business

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 No.155363

>>155358

Do a barrel roll

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 No.155364

>>155358

Without knowing the details, as per my questions >>155360 , I'd suggest you work out a reasonable rate for the hour you spent ($25?) and tell him as a gesture of good will that is all you want.

Given you started Airtasking 2 days ago, a positive experience for this bloke (and some feedback stating as such) might be worth more to you in the long run.

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 No.155365

>>155360

This is the original ad:

"Price: $100

My Clipsal cbus touch screen is no longer working after cleaning the screen surface seeking repair/ advise"

Pretty vague, right? What do you NEETs reckon? It would be dickish to demand the full $100 but I couldn't do any other work while I was on the phone with him and researching his issue and trying to find alternative solutions.

Should I just tell him to pay me what he thinks is fair?

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 No.155366

>>155365

He sought advice, you provided it. I say you are right to charge him the full amount.

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 No.155367

>>155362

My katana is made of thousand-fold steel by a master Japanese swordsman, it isn't a toy to be pulled out at any old occasion. Apologize NOW

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 No.155368

File: eaafccbe2624ce9⋯.jpg (165.87 KB,969x1024,969:1024,1448617625068.jpg)

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 No.155369

>>155365

>Should I just tell him to pay me what he thinks is fair?

If you want to do that, re-iterate how long the phone call took and that you couldn't do anything during that time and say you want some positive feedback left.

Just be prepared for him to lowball you.

It's up to you, mate.

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 No.155370

>that pale complexion

>can't open his eyes

It's like he just came out of an offscreen cavern for the first time in his life.

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 No.155371

>>155365

>no longer working after cleaning

I wonder how many litres of goon the retard poured on it?

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 No.155372

>>155368

Blind Freddy could disarm this fuckwit in seconds. Look how he's "holding" it.

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 No.155373

>>155372

That is what he wants you to think. You would be dead before you hit the ground.

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 No.155374

>>155373

Actually, I'd just shoot him.

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 No.155375

>>155372

It looks like he's paddling an invisible boat

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 No.155376

>>155374

He;d deflect the bullet with his blade and close in so fast you wouldn't have time for a second shot.

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 No.155377

File: 777c06d29a65662⋯.jpg (17.45 KB,300x300,1:1,1237246970233.jpg)

>>155357

A game of Warhammer?

>>155374

You'd just hit the hologram he left behind when he had teleported behind you.

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 No.155378

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>155376

You're right. I am fat and slow.

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 No.155379

>>155369

>>155366

Thanks lads. I'll try to get him to give me a cardless cash code for $70. I will give you all an update

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 No.155380

File: 40653ab97dcad0c⋯.png (7.37 KB,221x228,221:228,piggy.png)

>talking to asian girl way out of my league

>starts giving me weight loss advice

it's over boys

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 No.155381

>>155380

What advice did she give?

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 No.155382

>>155379

The other thing is, if he's paying $1800 for a new board, what's an extra $100? I'd see $1800 as $2000 loss-wise.

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 No.155383

File: e03ed56a14582c7⋯.jpeg (52.17 KB,449x800,449:800,6d08f4555f8d57c977f2592a1….jpeg)

>>155380

Ask her for help making your fat prick lose weight.

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 No.155384

>>155381

she gave me a link to 1200 calorie meal plan and offered to make me a workout program

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 No.155385

>>155380

Sorry mate.

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 No.155386

>>155384

If she is genuine and you want to make the effort, go for it. The worst that can happen is you actually lose some weight and feel better about yourself.

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 No.155387

I'd be lying if I said this last fortnights frenzied attempt at gf2018 had yielded anything

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 No.155388

>>155386

Yeah she was genuine and a nice girl. I think I will go for it. Had a lot of confirmation that fatties are never seen as serious prospects for women lately.

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 No.155389

>>155387

It yielded a diet plan.

Keep putting yourself out there.

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 No.155390

>>155388

>Had a lot of confirmation that fatties are never seen as serious prospects for women lately.

It is a bitter pill to swallow.

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 No.155391

>>155388

I even managed to sleep in the same room with a girl and I didn't get laid.

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 No.155392

>>155382

Indeed. I will not be mentioning this to him.

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 No.155393

>>155391

I once spent an evening in a girl's company, with her constantly touching my arms, chest and thigh/knee (when sitting) and just thought she was one of those retards who talks with their hands. Colleagues found it very amusing for some reason.

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 No.155394

>>155393

She sounds like a slut anyway neeto, you deserve better

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 No.155395

>>155394

I remained chaste, friend.

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 No.155396

>>155388

>I think I will go for it.

Good on you.

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 No.155397

>>155395

Our Lord will approve I'm sure.

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 No.155398

>>155388

Dump her, you won't win the Nurgle 2018 with her.

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 No.155399

>>155398

GF 2018 trumps Nurgle 2018.

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 No.155400

>>155399

A man should never put pussy above self actualization

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 No.155401

I just snapped a stray cat's neck out of anger.

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 No.155402

>>155401

I sincerely hope you are joking.

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 No.155403

File: 508f9c7abfd5491⋯.jpg (106.61 KB,366x328,183:164,508f9c7abfd54918fb564fa6a0….jpg)

>>155400

==UNNA=

Is so cheap these days, you can get her any old day but winning the Nurgle 2018 is a unique prize.

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 No.155404

>>155401

Extreme sperg out

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 No.155405

$100 on Uber today because I had to take my car to the mechanic.

Just great

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 No.155406

>>155405

Should have called Shire and used the secret handshake.

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 No.155407

>>155405

>hey bro, I noticed you didn't drop me off to the precise address indicated on the app. Can I get a significant price reduction? Thanks

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 No.155408

>>155406

>The exchange of gook beer.

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 No.155409

File: 589d8c3035b9003⋯.jpg (73.03 KB,1024x768,4:3,kit.jpg)

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 No.155410

File: 29df14130be6b55⋯.gif (1.22 MB,366x333,122:111,f6377b3721bcaaed246657c30d….gif)

Crack open a beer today!

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 No.155411

>>155410

wtf I was just thinking about getting a beer out of the fridge

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 No.155412

>>155407

Has he gotten back to you yet?

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 No.155413

>>155401

What a disturbing remark.

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 No.155414

File: 0790131feac1035⋯.png (81.38 KB,480x480,1:1,0790131feac10355e7c27ade17….png)

>>155411

I know my customers very well.

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 No.155415

>>155414

I accidentally started pouring my 4th bourbon & coke can into my stubby holder.

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 No.155416

>>155414

What do you think of jews, Dan?

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 No.155417

>>155414

Mr Dan, what's a good ale?

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 No.155418

File: 84067011acc565e⋯.png (30.96 KB,238x251,238:251,danny4life.png)

>>155415

>accidentally

We both know that when you kept pouring the bourbon it wasn't a mistake.

>>155416

I love all paying customers.

>>155417

It depends on what you want from your beer. Ale, I am assuming you mean craft beers?

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 No.155419

>>155418

>craft beers

This imposter isn't the real Dan.

Dan would know the English have been making ale for centuries.

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 No.155420

File: 60a17ac6d95d6ed⋯.jpg (752.23 KB,1162x775,1162:775,efdfef46c2351c21c3e360236a….jpg)

>>155419

My best customers just go to the cold beer section and make a decision there.

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 No.155421

>>155412

Yeah, I offered him a $30 reduction and he agreed to pay it directly into my bank account. This way he pays thirty goon tokens less and I only lose out on $7.

I'm satisfied with this deal. If I was in his position I would feel annoyed to be paying $100 but $70 would seem reasonable.

Thanks cunts.

Contractor-NEET-Wagie, how should I approach this kind of work next time around? Should I tell people that I'm charging for time spent and not the outcome? In a way the vagueness helps because if the task ends well then I can claim the full quote but if I can't finish the task then I can claim for the hours spent working.

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 No.155422

>>155421

>Should I tell people that I'm charging for time spent and not the outcome?

I am not him, but I would make this clear in the ad that you charge for your time irregardless of finding of a solution (in a nice sounding way) and when you make initial contact with a client remind them that not finding a solution will result in a charge (by then they have chosen you for the job).

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 No.155423

File: 9cc98651673672c⋯.jpg (72.33 KB,720x960,3:4,12002212_10153166122822965….jpg)

>>155421

>tell people that I'm charging for time spent and not the outcome?

I'd say that's fair.

If a mechanic can't fix your car because it's fucked he still charges you for the time taken to discover that.

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 No.155424

>>155421

Everything I have read about contracting seriously talks about getting away from hourly rates altogether and just charging for outcomes.

I don't know how Airtasker works, but I'd take clear-cut jobs on their face, but if there's any doubt about outcomes, like the example today, tell them you have an hourly rate before agreeing to the job.

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 No.155425

Good evening NEETerenoes

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 No.155426

>>155425

Hello.

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 No.155427

>>155423

Yes, and a panel beater will still charge you if you drive off the premises and get T-boned.

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 No.155428

>>155427

and a whore will still charge you if you can't get a boner

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 No.155429

>>155428

oh i know, friend

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 No.155430

>>155429

Well bantered.

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 No.155431

>>155430

I don't think that was banter.

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 No.155432

>>155425

G'day mate, how's it going?

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 No.155433

>>155431

I was too kind to correct him.

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 No.155434

>>155429

Oh my.

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 No.155435

>>155434

Fuck off, George Takei

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 No.155436

>>155433

You're a kind if unsatisfied NEET

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 No.155437

>>155432

Pretty good, just relaxing after waging.

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 No.155438

>>155435

Oh dear.

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 No.155439

>>155422

>>155423

>>155424

Thank you NEETs. I don't understand how such a thoughtful group of people are stuck in minimum wagecuck positions or totally unable to find work. Would you like me to forward you any tasks I find that are suitable for NEETs with website-building experience?

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 No.155440

>>155439

>Would you like me to forward you any tasks I find that are suitable for NEETs with website-building experience?

This is a generous offer, but you should build your own empire first.

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 No.155441

>>155439

I am fine, thanks.

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 No.155442

>>155439

Nah, I'm cool m8

t. NEET by choice

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 No.155443

>>155439

If I wanted to work I'd be working you cunt

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 No.155444

>>155439

What do you mean? Like simple wordpress stuff?

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 No.155445

>>155442

Wish I was rich enough to be a NEET by choice

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 No.155446

>>155440

>>155441

>>155442

>>155443

Progressively less polite replies

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 No.155447

File: b33115be20ceace⋯.jpg (872.82 KB,2390x4250,239:425,V0F9M5M.jpg)

poo

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 No.155448

>>155446

Yes, they are a bit rude.

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 No.155449

File: 6541ed2f25af58d⋯.jpg (282.16 KB,718x960,359:480,6541ed2f25af58dcd708c51ca7….jpg)

>>155445

It took me 17 years to get there

>>155447

NO POO

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 No.155450

>>155440

I couldn't webdev my way out of a house of cards with an aerosol can of freshly-squeezed grool

>>155444

Yes, very simple tasks for anyone who has a bit of knowledge. There are even tasks like 'make me a SquareSpace website' for a few hundred dollars which require absolutely no skill at all. There looks like a lot of competition for site building but all the Pajeets are copy+pasting their offers and obviously haven't read the task description.

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 No.155451

>>155449

17 years of sucking dicks?

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 No.155452

>>155450

If there are dumbasses wanting basic website security scans and the like, and are happy with 24 hour turnaround, I can probably make you some easy money 50/50 split or something.

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 No.155453

File: c692854760418c8⋯.png (30.04 KB,344x517,344:517,1280724685461.png)

It turns out there are multiple different smells of unwashed armpit that your armpit cycles through as time goes by with no washing.

Currently I can say I have some sort of hay fragrance with a touch of expired milk. This is very interesting.

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 No.155454

I'm just trying to get blood stains out my carpet

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 No.155455

>>155453

>>155454

Quality posts.

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 No.155456

>>155451

Nope.

Sorry to disappoint you john

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 No.155457

>>155454

What else did you do to that poor kitten?

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 No.155458

>>155452

Sounds good. I lure the cucks, you mog them and we each get an equal cut of the grool. What do you mean by website security scans?

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 No.155459

>>155453

>>155454

When was the last time you two washed your penises?

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 No.155460

>>155459

I heard they meet up once a year and wash each others

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 No.155461

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 No.155462

>>155458

People are shit at keeping Wordpress up to date and it's common to see people on Fiverr and the like offering port scans and security advice.

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 No.155463

File: 69e968606f867c7⋯.jpg (38.35 KB,657x676,657:676,69e968606f867c7223a2c16135….jpg)

>>155454

>>155453

I adore this place.

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 No.155464

>>155456

So I should fold my business?

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 No.155465

>>155464

Nah, you carry on sucking m8

Someone has to undercut those old boong women at the trainstation

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 No.155466

File: ad95b6ad83cafb3⋯.jpg (93.97 KB,366x328,183:164,13446f642ee905f5b8b950b648….jpg)

>>155465

>undercut those old boong women

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 No.155467

>>155466

Hey, a PAKKA CIGGIES CARNT costs more than it used too

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 No.155468

File: 86454d9f7a4758e⋯.jpg (40.72 KB,366x328,183:164,508f9c7abfd54918fb564fa6a0….jpg)

>>155467

>costs more than it used too

I get better with age m8

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 No.155469

>>155449

Emailed this picture to Adelaide Airport Ltd asking why they don't have this sign.

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 No.155470

>>155469

Keep up the good work mate, I look forward to the reply.

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 No.155471

>>155468

Get back to me when you've lost those last 4 teeth

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 No.155472

File: 589bab54b42e654⋯.png (207.4 KB,372x375,124:125,4d7b10200732ea712d1679f753….png)

>>155471

I'm here m8

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 No.155473

>>155472

I heard about your "free blowy with a goony" offer craig.

I'll still stick with Dan thanks.

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 No.155474

>>155473

Those tootypegs would snag your frenulum.

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 No.155475

File: fa59f2008481335⋯.png (206.5 KB,372x375,124:125,1234.png)

>>155473

Where we are going, we won't need goon to drink.

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 No.155476

File: e1d35d926d79ba5⋯.png (520.98 KB,1341x335,1341:335,ClipboardImage.png)

>>155449

One of these things is not like the other…

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 No.155477

File: 0affc57b575fa1c⋯.png (740.69 KB,752x572,188:143,CraigsLittleBrother.png)

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 No.155478

>>155476

Just did that search and discovered that sign is real just badly translated

I always thought it was shopped

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 No.155479

File: 865d27824516df2⋯.png (208.52 KB,372x375,124:125,1235.png)

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 No.155480

>>155477

Peak hour wagie traffic had be fantasizing of pulling the stupid slut infront of me out of her car and busting her skull open on her bonnet.

How can traffic be so bad in a first world country. Why is there a pedestrian crossing on a major arterial road? BUILD A FUCKING PASSOVER LIKE EVERY OTHER COUNTRY

FUCK

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 No.155481

>>155478

The original says "Eating Carpet".

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 No.155482

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 No.155483

>>155480

Adelaide is just starting to get this right, North-South.

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 No.155484

>>155480

You need to calm down.

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 No.155485

File: 57e4cdb753c50ce⋯.png (631.35 KB,681x681,1:1,1500204881001.png)

FFFUUUUUUUUCCKKK ITS ALREADY 6:30

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 No.155486

>>155481

Lies

I refuse to believe it is not real

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 No.155487

>>155484

Yeah, take a chill pill man

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 No.155488

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 No.155489

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 No.155490

>>155480

Please control yourself.

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 No.155491

File: 2719589745ebeb2⋯.jpg (147.71 KB,1217x1589,1217:1589,1431179678909.jpg)

It doesn't matter what time it is.

It only matters what time it is not.

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 No.155492

>>155491

Time is an illusion

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 No.155493

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.155494

>>155492

Dinner time is NOT an illusion

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 No.155495

>>155492

Lunchtime doubly so

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 No.155496

>>155462

Can you do security advice more generally? Just keeping a PC safe from the viruses which come with torrenting and so on?

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 No.155497

>>155496

Any AV, Windows Defender, or Malwarebytes will do that.

I do proper pentesting on weekly basis, so remote website security audits are a doddle. Fixing a boomer's PC after the fact, not so much.

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 No.155498

>>155491

It is not time to have a wank

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 No.155499

>>155498

Time is inherently for wanking.

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 No.155500

>>155492

What NK says before they pass out.

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 No.155501

bit concerned about the 5s tbh

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 No.155502

These quints are mine, don't even think about it

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 No.155503

I fucking hate my job if I wasn't such a poor piece of shit that lived hand to mouth I'd gladly go back to being unemployed.

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 No.155504

>>155502

I hope it's aboriginal porn

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 No.155505

>>155502

You'll never be a real hans

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 No.155506

>>155503

Try wanking on the job, wanking reduces stress.

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 No.155507

>>155466

dont worry NKs mum

ill be loyal to you

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 No.155508

>>155507

She has the dog, mate

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 No.155509

Does anyone have suggestions on a fulltime job for a 20-year-old with no real world experience; no qualifications?

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 No.155510

>>155509

You're probably going to need to take a shitty casual job first

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 No.155511

>>155509

Go to TAFE or something, get some skills.

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 No.155512

>>155509

NK's Bitch

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 No.155513

>>155509

Pick and pack or factory work realistically

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 No.155514

so i got my new keyboard and mouse today and i like it and everything but in the end it reminds me that i cant buy happiness. it does make a cool sound when it type though so that's something. also i have shit internet which still pisses me off.

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 No.155515

>>155514

You can't buy happiness but you can rent it

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 No.155516

You can buy drugs, thats pretty close

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 No.155517

>>155515

a house right?

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 No.155518

>>155509

That depends on the longer term plan, neeteroonie. Why don't you schedule a few visits with people in jobs you think you might like? Read about the industry, spend a day shadowing some people and then book yourself into a TAFE or uni course. You can do part-time minimum wagecucking on the side.

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 No.155519

>>155516

But then you feel more unhappy when they run out

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 No.155520

>>155516

Drug addicts rarely seem very happy to me.

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 No.155521

File: dca675c3ad6c19e⋯.jpg (25.29 KB,472x461,472:461,x646nx1qgrmz[1].jpg)

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 No.155522

>>155520

The successful ones overdose before the bad results set in

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 No.155523

>>155514

What did you end up getting?

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 No.155524

>>155523

herpes

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 No.155525

I just got back from my psych appointment for ADD

Guy wants me to go on the stimulants but I have to go to some piss testing place first and fill out some form at home.

He said there's a 50% chance it will unretard me so hopefully all goes well

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 No.155526

>>155525

Is there also a 50% chance it will make you go full retard?

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 No.155527

>>155525

What drugs did he recommend

If you get dexys ill buy em off ya

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 No.155528

>>155525

>a 50% chance it will unretard me

Good luck mate but those odds seem a bit optimistic.

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 No.155529

>>155525

Did you ask for dexamfetamine? My psych gave me a choice of dex or ritalin and I chose dex. Ritalin feels speedy and gross.

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 No.155530

File: d1f28b3dda2fe59⋯.jpg (54.41 KB,598x480,299:240,1535581040406.jpg)

>>155527

drug dealing is not ok

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 No.155531

>>155523

corsair glaive, corsair K70 lux

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 No.155532

File: e01824c08276867⋯.png (160.82 KB,400x463,400:463,tumblr_o2ilw97P8L1utjx2ho1….png)

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 No.155533

>>155527

Not sure yet I'm seeing him again in 2 weeks so I'll do my research.

the appointment only went for an hour I thought I'd be there all night

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 No.155534

>>155531

Should be good.

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 No.155535

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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 No.155536

Think I'll have fush&chups for tea

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 No.155537

>>155536

get me some too

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 No.155538

>>155537

You have had enough to eat today.

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 No.155539

>>155530

I might have to deal the drugs, the appointment cost me $400

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 No.155540

>>155539

So that's how (((psychiatrists))) work …

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 No.155541

File: f81ce6b2d07fb08⋯.jpg (71.19 KB,747x754,747:754,1488263570663.jpg)

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 No.155542

File: 1f33389d0a54b14⋯.jpg (120.15 KB,460x460,1:1,1512222254001.jpg)

2 beers and my post-wageing rage has subsided.

Was feeling like I was stuck in a real-life Office Space movie this afternoon.

Next goal is to have my own tower and helicopter so I can skip the traffic. Got paid $450 for last week so it won't be too many millennia until I achieve it

Gonna have a cone

FUCKING CAPTCHA

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 No.155543

File: 700138f52d8efcd⋯.png (458.84 KB,512x512,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

>>155532

Sargeant Fahur would like to have a word with you

>"Drugs are trash, therefore drug dealers are trash, and we crush the trash"

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 No.155544

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 No.155545

>>155529

I might ask for dex since I don't like being jittery

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 No.155546

>>155543

That guy sells me cocaine

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 No.155547

hey shire how is your job going? also have you met your gf's parents yet?

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 No.155548

I am going to go buy food before the quints rush begins.

Good luck and good night NEETs

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 No.155549

>>155548

Hope you get something nice mate

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 No.155550

File: 358eb6d248f1d21⋯.png (478.08 KB,770x470,77:47,ClipboardImage.png)

>>155546

Come get it.

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 No.155551

GF 2018 for everybody

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 No.155552

>>155548

And it's good night from him

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 No.155553

shit that's not quints

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 No.155554

>tfw no gf

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 No.155555

Quints for duffle bags.

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 No.155556

bum rash

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 No.155557

GF 2018 Flood for everybody

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 No.155558

FUCK SWHIT

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 No.155559

cunny boong groon niggerinoooo

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 No.155560

>>155555

They're going to find your body in a faggy looking Rivers duffle bag in a few days.

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 No.155561

>>155555

a unique and enjoyable get, makes a good chance from poo and giving gfs to those who already had a gf

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 No.155562

>>155560

>faggy looking

I got the blue one.

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 No.155563

>>155561

makes a good chance hey retart

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 No.155564

>>155563

gee, thanks neet

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 No.155565

COME AND HAVE A TABLET OF LSD

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 No.155566

File: fb86d74281db23f⋯.jpg (35.02 KB,500x281,500:281,images(34).jpg)

Hey cumguzzlers

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 No.155567

File: 5de8750e6edf06e⋯.jpg (24.44 KB,200x279,200:279,and so they are easy prey.jpg)

>>155555

Those quints were really shit, I hope you're proud.

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 No.155568

>>155566

WHAT DID YOU DO TO CRAIG

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 No.155569

>>155568

Craig's raping a good neet out back while all the evil neets watch and drink inferior goon

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 No.155570

File: 71dfef79cd546ab⋯.jpg (44.97 KB,657x527,657:527,1524824159210.jpg)

>Thread deleted or pruned

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 No.155571

>>155541

Don't listen to him m8. Go on a binge for me.

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 No.155572

File: 9982f1bad038c21⋯.png (4.25 KB,1147x53,1147:53,ClipboardImage.png)

You'll need to do this on the previous thread, at least, BO.

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 No.155573

>>155556

I wish you got it…

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 No.155574

>>155572

Looks like the maintenance worked well

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 No.155575

Is there a chance this place will just disappear without notice one day and never be revived?

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 No.155576

>>155575

I've been waiting for that happen the entire time I've been posting in neet threads

At least we have a discord now, although I do very much doubt a replacement location would ever last

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 No.155577

>>155575

Quite possible, especially if the chinks buy it and decide it doesn't suit their interests at some point.

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 No.155578

>>155577

C H I N K E D

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 No.155579

>>155575

Well have IRL generals at joondalup dans

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 No.155580

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.155581

>>155580

i even comprehend that. is she retarded?

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 No.155582

>>155579

Bah, only the good NEETs go there

The real fun happens out the back of Gossie liquorland

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 No.155583

Gonna wake up at 5:30 tomorrow.

FUCK after-work shit, mornings are the real deal

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 No.155584

>>155583

Good man.

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 No.155585

>>155582

Good wholesome fun is the best kind of fun.

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 No.155586

File: 9ed710496bc5f52⋯.jpeg (4.27 KB,225x225,1:1,reeeee.jpeg)

>quints squandered

>liquorland memes instead of Dan

>nothing but shit tier posts by cryptowagies

>brazillans everywhere

I think I speak for the silent majority here - the thread has gone to shit. I'm leaving and I'm not coming back until there's a new thread, which should be in an hour or two.

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 No.155587

>>155583

It's starting to get light earlier at least. It always feels like shit having to wake up two hours before the sun does

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 No.155588

>>155586

You should join them in their silence, friend

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 No.155589

File: c5f2c721d872352⋯.png (95.78 KB,200x315,40:63,craig2.png)

>>155586

Why don' you like me friendo ?

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 No.155590

>>155587

But I don't have to, thats the best part.

Tired after work and just hate rushing in the morning and being stuck in traffic with the retards and soccer moms. May as well make a comfy breaky and say good morning to NEETs instead of fighting the clock of an afternoon

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 No.155591

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>155586

>silent majority

i love that song.

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 No.155592

>>155590

That's a solid plan. Being able to sneak a half hour of reading in before work always makes my days feel nicer personally.

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 No.155593

Hell maybe I'll start working out.

I'm not doing physical work anymore so maybe I could do it

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 No.155594

File: 0380e55e9165b1a⋯.jpg (62.29 KB,900x900,1:1,dan.jpg)

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 No.155595

File: 8def259abe3897a⋯.jpg (25.98 KB,640x640,1:1,11173378_1679843878911147_….jpg)

Went to the Melbourne show with this chick I've been talking to for about a month and it turned into a really nice date

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 No.155596

>>155595

Is she white?

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 No.155597

>>155595

I've only been once when I was about 7

What is the Melbourne Show like

Maybe I'll go and do an IWO

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 No.155598

>>155595

Well done mate !

as long as she's white

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 No.155599

>>155596

>>155598

Yeah, gamer gf bros

>>155597

There's better rides now for thrill shit but at minimum you have to spend $100 for a ride pass ontop of admission to enjoy the rides

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 No.155600

>>155599

gamers are practically nonwhite tbh

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 No.155601

>>155595

when I was 4 or 5 my parents took me to the Royal Adelaide Show. I won a rubber snake on the clown ball thingo. Then we went to the pavillion with the dogs and I worked them all into a frenzy wagling the snake at them and making hissing noises and my parents were really embarassed.

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 No.155602

>>155601

that ws 33 or 34 years ago, so those dogs must be pretty old now

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 No.155603

File: e01d6becf2180bb⋯.jpg (331.85 KB,1280x962,640:481,Bemiho.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs

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 No.155604

File: 253bfa60cca6e56⋯.jpg (509.09 KB,1920x1080,16:9,[HorribleSubs] Yuru Camp -….jpg)

>>155345

Nice where did you get it and for how much?

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 No.155605

>>155603

Good night oriental fancier.

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 No.155606

File: 95e3f33668f0cf3⋯.jpg (159.41 KB,1280x720,16:9,maxresdefault.jpg)

>>155589

>>155586

C;mon NEET, get into the christmas spirit

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 No.155607

>>155600

Agreed, gamer girls are pretty much poojeeta level

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 No.155608

File: 9b45effcc61e87e⋯.png (11.3 KB,447x378,149:126,1503296707001.png)

I finally understand

The Dans/bottleo poster is actually a pisshead too and posts like that as some form of self-ridicule

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 No.155609

Big aboriginal erection

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 No.155610

File: 07adea7d9d67318⋯.jpg (42.62 KB,634x281,634:281,322AD38800000578-3490841-i….jpg)

PARTY TO END ALL PARTIES

DAN MURPHY'S JOONDALUP 28TH SEP 8pm

==HOT ABO BITCHES AND TOP SHELF GOON=

RSVP NOW!

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 No.155611

>>155610

Those hot abo bitches have been bukake'd

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 No.155612

>>155610

im calling dibs on those black mammis

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 No.155613

File: 72934687acdf3b4⋯.jpg (189.55 KB,537x720,179:240,1401903428247.jpg)

>>155612

Word is big UNNA will be making an appearance

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 No.155614

File: 9acbd2d60874043⋯.jpg (153.88 KB,376x346,188:173,af4f990143eb5ec59c6340f10b….jpg)

True NEETs have complex philosophical debates over the most niche of not particularly important matters.

Let us argue the true meaning of a piece of entertainment having a "cult following".

I believe it only happens to projects which have failed to turn a profit, why is that?

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 No.155615

>>155614

If something is popular enough to turn a profit it just has a regular following

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 No.155616

File: 05b6b42600a9d75⋯.png (1.86 MB,1280x1313,1280:1313,HjgUCHF.png)

>>155615

Case closed.

Goodnight my friends. I hope to see you all in a good mood tomorrow because I have some small news I need to share with you all. For now, sleep tight :)

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 No.155617

File: 52e1d5a9b9198b2⋯.png (412.99 KB,740x647,740:647,52e1d5a9b9198b2eb72c7a09b4….png)

>>155615

A regular following is a complete lack of a following. Whereas people make content relating to Lain 20 years after and discuss it in fringe communities, big hollywood movies are forgotten as soon as they're not new anymore.

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 No.155618

>>155616

Good night fake hans, sleep well

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 No.155619

>>155617

Could something like 2001 count then? It made a lot of money (although reception was initially mixed) but still has a very keen following to this day

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 No.155620

File: 8a257967e83d94c⋯.png (80.5 KB,679x428,679:428,7d1798e74e464d2525c184e8b9….png)

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 No.155621

>>155619

What about it's sequel?

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 No.155622

>>155616

Now I'm going to be wondering about this small news all night

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 No.155623

File: 0061d1aa8859dd6⋯.jpg (23.29 KB,512x320,8:5,The woman gets a man full ….jpg)

>daddybot gives me an 80 year old mallet

What the fuck am I supposed to do with it? It looks like a fossil and the entire surface is covered in scratches from use.

He's drunk, this is going to be like the time he gave me a screwdriver and then when he sobered up he got angry I "took his screwdriver". But I didn't even know this mallet existed until now, so I have no idea where to put it.

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 No.155624

>>155623

Just keep it in your room and when he sobers up thank him for the mallet.

Also remind him not to drink craigs inferior moonshine goon

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 No.155625

>>155536

That's what I'm about to have.

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 No.155626

>>155555

When this gets linked in threads to come noone will remember what this is about.

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 No.155627

>>155556

I appreciate the effort. Good post.

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 No.155628

>>155562

That was the best one out of those, followed by the white/cream one.

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 No.155629

>>155575

I hope not.

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 No.155630

>>155590

I get up almost three hours before I go to work so I can bum around getting ready but it ends up that I get home and just sleep.

The gen's best in the morning though.

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 No.155631

>>155595

Cool, that's nice to hear.

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 No.155632

File: 105356202354b0d⋯.jpg (10.42 KB,268x188,67:47,images.jpg)

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 No.155633

>>155608

I think there's a level of pride involved too, they are a deep and complicated people with a rich history that has been tainted by the evil Irish merchant.

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 No.155634

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 No.155635

>>155619

I think some films like Man Bites Dog and Eraserhead etc. are mainstream enough that people know of them and being a 'cult classic' is their sales pitch.

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 No.155636

>>155623

What was it intended to be used for?

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 No.155637

File: 0ab131d8bffe059⋯.jpg (36.29 KB,400x305,80:61,Kandahar-Whacker-Jsoc-Afgh….jpg)

Comfy late night posting.

I go home from work, I had a double client sign up, they were siblings is this afternoon or last afternoon the right phrase? Is last afternoon a phrase that gets used? I think it should be. last afternoon.

I had a headache and driving home in the afternoon glare didn't help.

I have family over from NSW and WA for the funeral tomorrow, well today now but I was too puffed to go see them.

Driving home with the sun in my eyes didn't help so my headache turned into a migraine. I haven't had one in a long time. I ended up laying in the toilet after vomiting with a pulsating, killer headache. I couldn't keep even water down so I couldn't have some panadol.

Anyway, I ended up falling asleep and that's why I'm up now eating fish and chips.

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 No.155638

>>155637

Fuggin' hell m8, that doesn't sound fun.

You need some time to recharge your batteries once all this shits over.

And I'd say yesterday afternoon.

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 No.155639

>>155638

>yesterday afternoon

That sounds much better.

Yeah, I'm thinking the migraine may be, in part due to stress. The last time I had one like that was a few years ago and I wasn't managing shit too well then.

My throat's really sore from the vomiting.

I'm already making excuses as to why I wont have a drink at the wake afterwards. I have a pretty good one, I'll be driving and still on P's because I don't want to hang out with the family much, I like them all but not all together, I fear it'll be a bit too much.

That might change though, my uncle was a heavy drinker and it'd seem a bit rude to not have a beer in honour or whatever for him.

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 No.155640

>>155639

Yeah, I only ever get migraines from stress.

I'd say play it by ear, if you feel like a beer go for it, if it feels like the wrong move at the time maybe have a couple in his honour when you get home.

I avoid drinking with my family whenever possible but that's mainly because I don't like them much which means I usually act the cunt, but that's me.

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 No.155641

File: 2fa94f9fc93c0bd⋯.jpg (156.98 KB,1024x493,1024:493,please respond.jpg)

Time for sleep.

Good night friends.

Don't forget to say happy birthday to birthdayNEET in the morning

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 No.155642

>>155640

That's pretty much the plan, although I'm less of a cunt these days all those times I was tough makes even the thought of drinking with all of them abrasive.

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 No.155643

File: acf1cf72cc9cc63⋯.jpg (1.84 MB,3648x2736,4:3,happy_birthday.jpg)

Happy Birthday to you,

Happy Birthday to you.

Happy Birthday dear BirthdayNEET

Happy Birthday to you.

Make a wish and blow out your candles NEET. We're gonna make it.

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 No.155644

>>155643

why am i still awake bro

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 No.155645

>>155644

i took some valium

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 No.155646

>>155637

I am sorry you had a rough evening of it yesterday mate. I hope you are feeling better now.

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 No.155647

>>155639

Not drinking is by far the best strategy I think. Particularly if once you start drinking you are not going to be able to moderate yourself and your behaviour.

You have worked so hard to improve yourself you should want to show off your success and progress, not make a drunken scene of yourself.

>it'd seem a bit rude to not have a beer in honour or whatever for him.

That is terribly unsound logic and completely wrong.

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 No.155648

Morning all.

Happy birthday, birthdayNEET.

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 No.155649

Good morning NEETs.

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 No.155650

>>155649

>>155648

Good morning.

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 No.155651

Good morning, NEETs and wagies and s..salaries

I mentioned some small news last night and I understand you've all been waiting to hear the details. Well, I didn't want to get your hopes up so I confirmed it again this morning and here it is: my doggo is feeling much better and she's able to go on full walks with me again. I'm very pleased.

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 No.155652

>>155651

That is very good news mate. I am happy for you.

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 No.155653

>>155651

That's wonderful to hear. Some animals don't get the chance to feel better and go for walks.

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 No.155654

>>155644

Your on oz time?

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 No.155655

>>155651

>NEETs and wagies and s..salaries

サラリーマン。

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 No.155656

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 No.155657

File: a2a74813637189b⋯.png (1.5 MB,1920x1080,16:9,out091557.png)

>>155630

>>155643

>>155648

>>155649

>>155650

>>155651

Good morning freeters and NEETs. Acceptable quints yesterday.

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 No.155658

File: 50dd39b3ea02532⋯.png (769.8 KB,900x721,900:721,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.155659

>>155652

Thank you NEET, we had another nice 20min walk again this morning. We passed a dead possum which had been hit by a car and it gave me a terrible jolt in my tummy because we have a possum that lives in our roof and climbs along the power lines. Thankfully the tail was too bushy on this road-possum so it was not the same one.

>>155653

This is too true. I was doing some cabling yesterday for a woman who told me she was considering putting down her cattledog/kelpie because he's so old and arthritic.

>tfw I arrived and the doggo jumped up and pounced on me with a rope toy

>tfw I threw the toy and it sprinted after it, then bounced back wanting to play some more

How do I report conspiracy to attempt dog homicide?

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 No.155660

>>155659

> possum that lives in our roof

You know it's going to pee and poo in the roof space until it comes through the ceiling right?

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 No.155661

File: ab0a5d94f09768b⋯.gif (702.09 KB,477x252,53:28,ab0a5d94f09768b3157e91c9eb….gif)

If a dog fucks a cat, is the dog practicing bestiality?

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 No.155662

>>155646

Yeah I'm not too bad this morning, bit dazed.

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 No.155663

File: f8009c9f55708a9⋯.jpeg (202.85 KB,1100x770,10:7,0000036_old-fence-line.jpeg)

Good morning friends.

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 No.155664

>>155647

I'm not going to get shitfaced with the family but if I have a drink I run the risk of getting caught.

The missus arced up about it too, she was going to drive initially but now I will.

It's part of my culture to have a drink at a wake.

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 No.155665

Im off to take doggo for a walk. be back in about an hour NEETs.

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 No.155666

File: 80759a8b2ac628c⋯.png (26.72 KB,570x541,570:541,1520264904001.png)

I've missed out on 5 weeks worth of exercises, and I cannot for the life of me motivate myself to start again.

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 No.155667

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 No.155668

>>155666

You WILL start again today, or we will shun you.

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 No.155669

>>155666

It's all about momentum. It's like chasing down a girl in the street during a rape. Once you start chasing after her and she starts to scream, you are committed to finishing what you started.

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 No.155670

>>155665

See you then, enjoy your walk.

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 No.155671

>>155664

Listen to your missus mate.

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 No.155672

>>155671

Her mum is going to go and I think it is because she doesn't want to be seen as doing something wrong as their culture sees drinking as sin.

The day my uncle passed my cousin said "you don't have to stay and have a beer but I'd be disappointed if you didn't" so I had a beer with him. It is culturally appropriate to have a beer in remembrance or something. My uncle drank beer everyday, it was sort of his defining feature.

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 No.155673

But anyway, I'm driving so I have an excuse not to although that may be seen as disrespectful and if I'm not drinking I will leave the wake early, which may also be seen as disrespectful.

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 No.155674

>>155672

Just have 1 or 2 beers

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 No.155675

>>155674

Some people can't stop once they start.

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 No.155676

>>155674

That was what I was going to do, the other day with my cousin I had one beer that took me 2 hours to drink. But I'm driving anyway so I cant.

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 No.155677

>>155676

Whatever you choose to do don't be all moody about it and make the day worse than it has to be.

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 No.155678

>>155676

I don’t know how long you will be there but one drink would be fine, maybe get it in a smaller glass.

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 No.155679

>>155678

I'm still on my P's so any amount of alcohol in my system will fuck me.

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 No.155680

>>155679

can the nig transport you in her flying pyramid or something?

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 No.155681

File: 96ea597586d929b⋯.png (554.41 KB,630x490,9:7,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.155682

G'morning NEETs and happy Birthday birthday NEET

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 No.155683

>>155680

I don't think she can do that, she could drive but I am because then I have a reason not to have a beer.

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 No.155684

Im back from taking doggo for a walk. we went to the park like area and i through the tennis ball around.

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 No.155685

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 No.155686

>>155685

He may have walked through a giant tennis ball

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 No.155687

>>155679

Well it takes about an hour for one standard drink to leave your system, just have a middy or something

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 No.155688

>>155686

which round did he throw for it?

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 No.155689

I drank 15.8 last night with dinner and I was fine to drive to work.

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 No.155690

Hey possum, I just booked my ute to get serviced tomorrow and they are going to fix that bearing. That was one of the main reasons why I was putting off going to see you.

What are you doing this weekend?

My family is over from interstate so I don't know when I'll get a free day but would it be alright if I came to meet you on sunday or monday?

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 No.155691

>>155690

Hello mate, I am glad you will be able to come and see me soon. I am looking forward to it. Unfortunately this weekend and next weekend are not possible for me, but I will be available on the weekend starting October 13th and any weekend after that.

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 No.155692

>>155691

OK, no worries.

I'm off to the funeral now, I don't think I will stick around at the wake thing for long so I'll probably see you and the other NEETs later this afternoon.

Have a nice day NEETs.

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 No.155693

>>155692

Thanks, have a nice funeral.

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 No.155694

File: 46ffab7ffb60942⋯.jpg (59.14 KB,1024x635,1024:635,1530340220926.jpg)

tafe holidays feels good

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 No.155695

>>155692

See you later mate.

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 No.155696

File: d91616e0a2bdbe7⋯.png (363.34 KB,5000x5000,1:1,d91616e0a2bdbe75097d51d74a….png)

Depression descended on me yesterday and hasn't let up.

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 No.155697

Was late to the office today. Woke up at 9:10 somehow.

It's ok, I've already finished all my work for the day

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 No.155698

>>155697

Which NEET is this? I hope it is not Monk he said he was getting up at 5:30.

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 No.155699

>>155698

It's monk. I did wake up at 6, but instead of pressing snooze I totally turned off the alarm.

Won't happen again

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 No.155700

21 degrees today in Shitbourne, will be skipping town today until Saturday, will take some pictures and maybe a video

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 No.155701

>>155700

I would be interested in a video mate. Have a good time.

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 No.155702

>>155699

Jesus. 3 whole days before a fuckup.

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 No.155703

>>155699

*slaps you around the head again, harder this time*

*sweeps my arm across your desk so that everything crashes to the floor*

Initiative. What did I say about initiative? One more fuckup, one more late clock-in, and she's deported. You have my word.

Oh, and kiddo?

Pick up that fucking mess on the floor.

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 No.155704

File: 3be2703f9b12b35⋯.jpg (97.12 KB,800x1041,800:1041,me in centre.jpg)

>>155696

Have you done any exercise today? Your mind and body will try to trick you into staying miserable and sedentary but you'll feel better if you get your legs moving for half an hour. Walks in the bush are my favourite because you never have to see other people.

(Here's a selfie I took during today's workout sesh)

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 No.155705

>>155702

The other guy didn't seem to care.

We'll see.

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 No.155706

>>155704

Yes I went for a walk earlier. It didn't help.

That is a nice selfie. Who was holding the camera though?

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 No.155707

>>155706

He has it taped to the end of his penis

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 No.155708

>>155707

Impressive.

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 No.155709

>>155706

The other neet somehow knew the answer. If someone has been spying on me during my workouts then I am appalled

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 No.155710

>>155709

I … I bought footage of it from NK

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 No.155711

File: c2b2a93216cc71d⋯.jpg (40.49 KB,533x477,533:477,1537825026938.jpg)

Uninstalled tinder. It's over for the moment. I'm still fat and have a shitkicker jobs, nobody wants that. Need to lose another 20kg minimum and find something better for myself than working at a fucking supermarket. Given that gf2018 is not happening the only way to still move forward is to talk to women irl and get over getting rejected. Really don't think I can do cold approaches, might have to join a club or something.

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 No.155712

>>155711

Slow and steady wins the race, mate.

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 No.155713

>>155711

Get a gook like the other incredibly successful NEETs

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 No.155714

>>155713

This felt like a jab

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 No.155715

>>155707

But was it a washed penis?

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 No.155716

turns out 25mg zoloft isn't equivalent to 20mg lexapro at all. No wonder I've felt like shit.

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 No.155717

>>155716

Are you feeling better on zoloft? I'm on 30mg lexapro at the moment and still feeling unmotivated and like total garbage

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 No.155718

>>155711

> join a club or something

That is a good idea. Throw yourself into community activities and you will meet someone in a more natural way than tinder or any of that "game" stuff.

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 No.155719

>>155711

somebody who looks down on your job isn't worth your time either

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 No.155720

They are putting up the For Sale sign in the front yard of the house next door. I am feeling a bit worried. I have always had very good neighbours there ever since I have been here. They can see right into my yard.

The old lady who lives there said the Real Estate people told her it will probably get bought by someone wanting to knock the house down and build a series of flats. It is a big block. I do not want a series of flats next door.

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 No.155721

There is nothing wrong with working at a supermarket. People in this country don't really care what job a person has. We are not very snobby that way. As long as you do have a job.

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 No.155722

Get off the Jew pills NEETs

Trust me

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 No.155723

>>155721

Absolutely bollocks

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 No.155724

>>155720

you need to find your inner exhibitionist.

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 No.155725

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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 No.155726

>>155717

Nah. I upped to 50mg today which is the minimum therapeutic dose apparently. I'll have to see if I feel any better compared to lexapro over the next month.

Lexapro worked for my anxiety but like yourself the side effects were a heavy tradeoff. Felt numb and tired, would take me 3 hours to get out of bed some days.

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 No.155727

>>155723

He's not that far off.

Of course there are wankers and shallow women who care.

Truth of the matter is something like 90% of people are only two paychecks away from being destitute.

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 No.155728

>>155718

I have a few different options. My friend does brazilian ju jitsu and has been trying to get to come down. He met his gf through it. My towns leisure centre as social sport program where they rotate through badminton, netball, indoor soccer etc week by week.

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 No.155729

MAX raped my bottom

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 No.155730

>>155729

Did you develop a bum rash?

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 No.155731

>Sister's a teacher

>She has a black credit card

>It's the holidays again, no work

>Not like she does any work during school week

>Gets 30% rent assistence

Why are these glorified child carers paid so much again?

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 No.155732

>>155731

Why is somebody earning 50-60k minimum getting 30% rent assistance?

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 No.155733

>>155732

Because this country is fucked

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 No.155734

>>155731

this has been brought up before.

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 No.155735

>>155734

did we get an answer?

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 No.155736

My Posting Career have made their forums private. I am going to have to pay a $20 donation if I want to read them.

This is depressing I really enjoyed reading them.

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 No.155737

>>155731

>Why are these glorified child carers paid so much again?

Gotta create those jobs for women and minorities.

It's the same reason the job network and 3/4 of the public service jobs exist.

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 No.155738

Was supposed to have a phone appoinment with some uni staff at 3, they are yet to call

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 No.155739

>>155736

>My Posting Career

What?

>>155738

For what?

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 No.155740

>>155739

>My Posting Career

It is a web forum that discusses politics and society in a humorous and intelligent fashion.

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 No.155741

>>155740

>humorous and intelligent

>$20

Go home goon.

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 No.155742

>>155739

I wanted advice about something to do with an assignment I had fucked up

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 No.155743

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 No.155744

i got invited out on Saturday should i go NEETs?

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 No.155745

>so busy for the rest of the year I won't even have time to shitpost on /ausneets/

I'm not much of a NEET anymore brehs…

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 No.155746

>>155744

Yes definitely. Why wouldn't you?

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 No.155747

>>155745

>I'm not much of a NEET anymore

That is for the best. It is a terrible life. Good luck mate.

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 No.155748

>>155747

Thanks mate. This has all come out of old bets at the same time, I was a miserable hopeless fuck before last saturday

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 No.155749

>>155746

i couldn't think of a reason other then general hesitance of meeting new people. but there is a chance that i could meet new friend or a potential gf so its worth a shot right.

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 No.155750

>>155749

It is definitely the right thing to do. You won't ever improve yourself if you stay home all the time.

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 No.155751

>>155750

you are a very positive NEET. are you one that is always trying top make other NEETs improve themselves?

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 No.155752

File: 357134c9731b411⋯.png (126.14 KB,484x260,121:65,e0017f229e4fdd2c04e319e85c….png)

Sup NEETs, I think the bank jews are mad at me for having no money.

>>155727

>two paychecks away from being destitute.

That's why it is called wageslaving

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 No.155753

>>155751

I try to give sound advice and to fight against the negativity and the promotion and glorification of nihilistic self-destruction that I see here.

In my own life I am struggling and only barely keeping my head above water.

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 No.155754

>>155752

>>155727

that's why you live with mummy and daddy until you have a fuckload of money

>no expenses

>get income

>???

>profit

normalfags also waste retarded amounts of money on retarded things, it's unbelievable

>why are you poor when you have a full time job?

>I have to pay off the loan for my 40k new SUV

>also I'm renting for $500 a week

>also I eat out every day

>also I buy a new IPhone every year

lol ok retard

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 No.155755

>>155753

Ganbatte NEET-kun!!

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 No.155756

>>155754

Well my parents own the property I live for free on. It used to be my great grandparents, but it would cost a bunch to fix up to the point it could pass an inspection to be sold. So I keep it nailed together.

>new IPhone every year

I hear the new one costs a bunch more, will be funny to see how much normies are willing to spend.

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 No.155757

File: f8cb20f659f5053⋯.jpg (138.39 KB,827x883,827:883,Dhlihd3WsAAne77.jpg)

Good afternoon NEETsters, only one more day of waging, looking forward to the long weekend.

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 No.155758

>>155757

I didn't even know it was the long weekend, I am out of touch with being a wagie

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 No.155759

>>155757

Good afternoon. You've earned that long weekend.

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 No.155760

>>155743

The guy who was killed is recorded saying he was going to kill the guys who shot him. So yes. Preemptive self-defense.

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 No.155761

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 No.155762

I recently bought a kogan phone for $200 I am happy with my purchase since I didn't have to spend a ridiculous amount of money.

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 No.155763

>>155756

>my parents own the property I live for free on

My mother owns my house. I wouldn't feel right living here for free. I recently voluntarily raised the amount of rent I pay her since I felt guilty because it had fallen below the market rate.

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 No.155764

>>155743

smh seppos

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 No.155765

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 No.155766

>>155763

>monetizing your relationship with your mother

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 No.155767

>>155766

What do you mean by that?

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 No.155768

>>155760

I believe the Joondalup predator argued successfully in his most recent case that the rape was pre-emptive self defense.

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 No.155769

>>155763

I think my Dad would boot me out if I didn't pay any rent, and I'd probably feel like shit if I didn't have to pay.

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 No.155770

>>155762

>kogan

That cunt is into everything.

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 No.155771

File: 4b671bb28fd4df3⋯.png (715.33 KB,868x1059,868:1059,1537564072932.png)

>>155743

Chuck's Root and Shoot

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 No.155772

>>155763

Well I still pay for food/internet/electricity. I also keep it from falling into further disrepair with my construction knowledge. The main issue I face is my savings from the last job I had (4 years ago) has run out. Probably going to need to sell things or get a job soon, as in the next 2 months.

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 No.155773

>>155743

How do those executives have the confidence to not wear a shirt?

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 No.155774

>>155773

They embrace their man breasts

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 No.155775

>>155773

It's a 1st Amendment right (freedom of speech implies freedom of expression) and they back it up with their 2nd Amendment rights.

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 No.155776

>>155772

>Savings to last 4 years

???

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 No.155777

Council meeting tonight.

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 No.155778

>>155773

They live in texas and have never known the embrace of a shirt.

>>155776

Yup, saved about 27k from a good year of waging. I think I have mentioned that brown rice and parmesan is 50% of my meals. I also have had a few chances to make money over the years. No real employment though.

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 No.155779

>>155777

Low quality get.

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 No.155780

>>155779

First agenda item: banning you.

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 No.155781

so big ya gotta fold it

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 No.155782

>>155781

that's what the girls say about my big boy shits

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 No.155783

>>155782

shit the next one into a condom

freeze it

ram it up them

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 No.155784

>>155783

Disgusting.

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 No.155785

>>155784

I agree. Those girls shouldn't objectify our NEET friend's bowel movements.

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 No.155786

WEEKEND!!!

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 No.155787

Cold, just lit my kerosene heater but I am down to my last 4L, don't know what I will do when it runs out…just go cold I guess

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 No.155788

>>155735

I tried to engage in the discussion but it came down to that he was doing a lot of important work that mattered.

The pay is $250+ a day in NSW starting off with the relevant qualification for a casual day.

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 No.155789

A huge percentage of teachers quit after just a few years so it can't be that comfy for them.

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 No.155790

>>155789

They should be allowed to beat the smart ass pricks tbh.

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 No.155791

>>155789

A lot of good ones leave after realising how shit their colleagues are and how fucked the system is.

A lot of bad ones are like pigs in shit with a decent salary and 12 weeks paid holiday a year.

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 No.155792

>>155791

>A lot of good ones

You take what you can get from the system and do your best. The most important part is that teachers need to realise that they can only do their best and that factors are beyond their control.

A lot of farts have been kicked out since their retirement benefit per day was equal to them still working. A lot of older teachers have left or have moved on, the older ones in the current system are fairly decent.

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 No.155793

>>155789

Mediocre teachers barely work, are commonly far undereducated and get overpaid by a huge amount of money. Failed students become teachers with atar scores that wouldn't secure a bachelor of arts at pleb university

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 No.155794

>>155793

Bless Rupert, he's been working hard:

https://teacheredtest.acer.edu.au/

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 No.155795

Until last year you just needed a one year diploma to become a teacher.

Should have fucking done that tbh.

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 No.155796

>>155794

My sister sat that, said that you'd have to be medically diagnosed as a retard to fail that.

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 No.155797

>>155795

Secondary teaching requires a degree in something, in addition to the teaching diploma.

There's also the risk that one pissed off teenage girl can make a false accusation and destroy your life. That's one reason men are fleeing teaching.

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 No.155798

File: d56d7634a8c9981⋯.png (84.13 KB,725x647,725:647,12345.png)

>>155794

>Next question is literally asking if you can read an analog clock

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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 No.155799

>>155795

I would have been bullied by the Chad students without a doubt. It happened to a few of my teachers, this one guy was around thirty and would never back down but it must have taken a hell of a toll on his health to be constantly in conflict against people who can go 100% with dozens of people backing them up while you're stuck on 10% without the ability to do anything except request that they leave the classroom.

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 No.155800

>>155797

>There's also the risk that one pissed off teenage girl can make a false accusation and destroy your life.

You mean like, any job ever?

Lets not forget you can perv on teenage girls and take secret photos of them and still not spend a single day in jail.

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 No.155801

>>155798

E none of the above?

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 No.155802

>>155795

To work the 200 school days and be employed everyday as a casual will net you $78k

>>155796

The original failure rate was 80%. It was hard to fail if you have a decent grasp of English and Mathematics. The purpose of the test is to weed these people out as they finish their degree and stop them from becoming a teacher.

>>155797

>That's one reason men are fleeing teaching.

Don't communicate with students outside of school beyond school provided platforms and never be alone with a student in a classroom.

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 No.155803

>>155800

>Lets not forget you can perv on teenage girls and take secret photos of them and still not spend a single day in jail.

The teacher who taught me programming in BASIC when I was 13 was jailed last year for upskirting girls at my old school.

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 No.155804

File: 1021f3841fe71d0⋯.png (26.73 KB,685x415,137:83,123456.png)

>Scroll down to see if it has a semblance of difficulty

>Motherfucking fractions

AHAHAHAHAHA

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 No.155805

>>155803

Sounds like he made a TRIVIAL mistake, tbh.

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 No.155806

>>155805

Unless your a woman, then she would get off

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 No.155807

>>155804

Fun fact, the test was created by an independent agency to be representative of knowledge just above what the standard population knows. A lot of people have difficulties with these questions and it is because people don't understand the importance of a balancing fractions, which is more than just fractions.

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 No.155808

>>155807

You're right, it tests if you have a 90+ IQ, not just fractions. That's why school teachers are failing this test

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 No.155809

>>155808

>That's why school teachers are failing this test

That's what Rupert wants you to believe

>All students enrolled in an initial teacher education course (either undergraduate or postgraduate) will be expected to sit and pass the test prior to graduation

https://teacheredtest.acer.edu.au/

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 No.155810

Leaving Shitbourne, see you on Saturday NEETs

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 No.155811

File: 232c8a32276aee8⋯.png (81.04 KB,300x300,1:1,232c8a32276aee8629150611c1….png)

>>155810

Pop in on the way out.

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 No.155812

>>155809

You have to be dumber than a year 7 kid to fail this, not sure why you're trying so hard to laud this as some brilliant filter that guarantees teacher quality.

Oh wait, you're probably a teacher yourself i.e. retarded

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 No.155813

>>155810

Have a nice time mate.

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 No.155814

>>155807

>which is more than just fractions.

Apart from the divide by zero case (which requires a certain level of understanding), all of those fraction questions just require "magnifying" (ex multiply top and bottom by x) or inversion and then just multiply shit out.

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 No.155815

>>155810

Have fun. Stay safe.

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 No.155816

>>155814

Yeah well our awesome high quality teachers know what Asian kids learn in kindergarten, aren't you glad?

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 No.155817

>>155812

The purpose of the test is to ensure that participants with a set IQ and above are only allowed into the profession. People who do not meet this criteria are not allowed into the profession. It is a test that does its job. I never said it was brilliant, but saying that any person can now enter the profession is bullshit.

>>155814

True, but a lot of people don't understand hows part relates to the whole in a fraction. They will get a half, add a third to that amount then try to find the answer that best fits the remaining part.

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 No.155818

>>155816

My first job was IT support at my old high school. I didn't last long. Some of the teachers I thought were good I realised were dumb cunts, some of the ones I thought were arseholes were actually more principled than the rest.

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 No.155819

Picking myself up a 10 pack

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 No.155820

>>155816

Maybe shit teachers are a good thing, you could think of it as a test. If a kid can realize the people teaching him are idiots and that he has to learn real skills on his own, then he passes.

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 No.155821

File: 56dfacc7a96dec0⋯.png (623.01 KB,1008x596,252:149,Dan and Associates.png)

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 No.155822

>>155819

A 4 pack would be more sensible.

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 No.155824

>>155819

Of Wicked Wings? Nice.

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 No.155825

File: afd5cb9f1f4a8f7⋯.jpg (35.44 KB,1023x576,341:192,afd5cb9f1f4a8f7ee181316ceb….jpg)

>>155822

He has to enjoy the moment and cannot do that with a 4 pack.

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 No.155826

>>155822

A 4 pack of premix and a bottle of shiraz.

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 No.155827

>>155825

It sounds like a recipe for misery, not enjoyment.

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 No.155828

File: 7f5c21e64dc5005⋯.jpeg (10.41 KB,225x225,1:1,5be4856951a224fc30123eaf4….jpeg)

>>155826

>>155827

Combining our passions often creates the best result.

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 No.155829

New Thread: >>155823

New Thread: >>155823

New Thread: >>155823

New Thread: >>155823

New Thread: >>155823

New Thread: >>155823

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 No.155830

bum rash

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