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 No.155051 [View All]

The Time has come some say but let that not stop us

We are above what they all say

OLD

>>154291

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 No.155780

>>155779

First agenda item: banning you.

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 No.155781

so big ya gotta fold it

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 No.155782

>>155781

that's what the girls say about my big boy shits

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 No.155783

>>155782

shit the next one into a condom

freeze it

ram it up them

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 No.155784

>>155783

Disgusting.

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 No.155785

>>155784

I agree. Those girls shouldn't objectify our NEET friend's bowel movements.

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 No.155786

WEEKEND!!!

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 No.155787

Cold, just lit my kerosene heater but I am down to my last 4L, don't know what I will do when it runs out…just go cold I guess

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 No.155788

>>155735

I tried to engage in the discussion but it came down to that he was doing a lot of important work that mattered.

The pay is $250+ a day in NSW starting off with the relevant qualification for a casual day.

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 No.155789

A huge percentage of teachers quit after just a few years so it can't be that comfy for them.

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 No.155790

>>155789

They should be allowed to beat the smart ass pricks tbh.

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 No.155791

>>155789

A lot of good ones leave after realising how shit their colleagues are and how fucked the system is.

A lot of bad ones are like pigs in shit with a decent salary and 12 weeks paid holiday a year.

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 No.155792

>>155791

>A lot of good ones

You take what you can get from the system and do your best. The most important part is that teachers need to realise that they can only do their best and that factors are beyond their control.

A lot of farts have been kicked out since their retirement benefit per day was equal to them still working. A lot of older teachers have left or have moved on, the older ones in the current system are fairly decent.

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 No.155793

>>155789

Mediocre teachers barely work, are commonly far undereducated and get overpaid by a huge amount of money. Failed students become teachers with atar scores that wouldn't secure a bachelor of arts at pleb university

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 No.155794

>>155793

Bless Rupert, he's been working hard:

https://teacheredtest.acer.edu.au/

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 No.155795

Until last year you just needed a one year diploma to become a teacher.

Should have fucking done that tbh.

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 No.155796

>>155794

My sister sat that, said that you'd have to be medically diagnosed as a retard to fail that.

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 No.155797

>>155795

Secondary teaching requires a degree in something, in addition to the teaching diploma.

There's also the risk that one pissed off teenage girl can make a false accusation and destroy your life. That's one reason men are fleeing teaching.

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 No.155798

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>>155794

>Next question is literally asking if you can read an analog clock

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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 No.155799

>>155795

I would have been bullied by the Chad students without a doubt. It happened to a few of my teachers, this one guy was around thirty and would never back down but it must have taken a hell of a toll on his health to be constantly in conflict against people who can go 100% with dozens of people backing them up while you're stuck on 10% without the ability to do anything except request that they leave the classroom.

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 No.155800

>>155797

>There's also the risk that one pissed off teenage girl can make a false accusation and destroy your life.

You mean like, any job ever?

Lets not forget you can perv on teenage girls and take secret photos of them and still not spend a single day in jail.

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 No.155801

>>155798

E none of the above?

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 No.155802

>>155795

To work the 200 school days and be employed everyday as a casual will net you $78k

>>155796

The original failure rate was 80%. It was hard to fail if you have a decent grasp of English and Mathematics. The purpose of the test is to weed these people out as they finish their degree and stop them from becoming a teacher.

>>155797

>That's one reason men are fleeing teaching.

Don't communicate with students outside of school beyond school provided platforms and never be alone with a student in a classroom.

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 No.155803

>>155800

>Lets not forget you can perv on teenage girls and take secret photos of them and still not spend a single day in jail.

The teacher who taught me programming in BASIC when I was 13 was jailed last year for upskirting girls at my old school.

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 No.155804

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>Scroll down to see if it has a semblance of difficulty

>Motherfucking fractions

AHAHAHAHAHA

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 No.155805

>>155803

Sounds like he made a TRIVIAL mistake, tbh.

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 No.155806

>>155805

Unless your a woman, then she would get off

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 No.155807

>>155804

Fun fact, the test was created by an independent agency to be representative of knowledge just above what the standard population knows. A lot of people have difficulties with these questions and it is because people don't understand the importance of a balancing fractions, which is more than just fractions.

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 No.155808

>>155807

You're right, it tests if you have a 90+ IQ, not just fractions. That's why school teachers are failing this test

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 No.155809

>>155808

>That's why school teachers are failing this test

That's what Rupert wants you to believe

>All students enrolled in an initial teacher education course (either undergraduate or postgraduate) will be expected to sit and pass the test prior to graduation

https://teacheredtest.acer.edu.au/

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 No.155810

Leaving Shitbourne, see you on Saturday NEETs

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 No.155811

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>>155810

Pop in on the way out.

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 No.155812

>>155809

You have to be dumber than a year 7 kid to fail this, not sure why you're trying so hard to laud this as some brilliant filter that guarantees teacher quality.

Oh wait, you're probably a teacher yourself i.e. retarded

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 No.155813

>>155810

Have a nice time mate.

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 No.155814

>>155807

>which is more than just fractions.

Apart from the divide by zero case (which requires a certain level of understanding), all of those fraction questions just require "magnifying" (ex multiply top and bottom by x) or inversion and then just multiply shit out.

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 No.155815

>>155810

Have fun. Stay safe.

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 No.155816

>>155814

Yeah well our awesome high quality teachers know what Asian kids learn in kindergarten, aren't you glad?

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 No.155817

>>155812

The purpose of the test is to ensure that participants with a set IQ and above are only allowed into the profession. People who do not meet this criteria are not allowed into the profession. It is a test that does its job. I never said it was brilliant, but saying that any person can now enter the profession is bullshit.

>>155814

True, but a lot of people don't understand hows part relates to the whole in a fraction. They will get a half, add a third to that amount then try to find the answer that best fits the remaining part.

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 No.155818

>>155816

My first job was IT support at my old high school. I didn't last long. Some of the teachers I thought were good I realised were dumb cunts, some of the ones I thought were arseholes were actually more principled than the rest.

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 No.155819

Picking myself up a 10 pack

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 No.155820

>>155816

Maybe shit teachers are a good thing, you could think of it as a test. If a kid can realize the people teaching him are idiots and that he has to learn real skills on his own, then he passes.

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 No.155821

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 No.155822

>>155819

A 4 pack would be more sensible.

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 No.155824

>>155819

Of Wicked Wings? Nice.

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 No.155825

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>>155822

He has to enjoy the moment and cannot do that with a 4 pack.

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 No.155826

>>155822

A 4 pack of premix and a bottle of shiraz.

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 No.155827

>>155825

It sounds like a recipe for misery, not enjoyment.

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 No.155828

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>>155826

>>155827

Combining our passions often creates the best result.

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 No.155829

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 No.155830

bum rash

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