/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

BOGAN GENOCIDE

BOONG SEMEN

>>262980

>one of my paranoid things

You need a strong man around the house to take you in his arms and soothe your fears.

>>262975

lol, good stuff

Not me. Just a good old piss head, far worse that chuffing down those burgers

>tfw loser

Post bob and vagene pleze

>>262986

I need to move. Fucking dero's do my head in. They are like meth heads but harmless but I still presume they're the same because they sound the same.

>>262988

The executive NEET and the alcoholic NEET both ruin their liver. Fatty liver is very common these days.

>>262988

In the age of the chimpanzee you were a MONKEY

>>262991

You two should move in together and make a sitcom

>>262990

You should build a big fence and install CCTV.

>>262992

I just ruin my lungs

my livers pretty fucked already though tbh

BULLS ON THE PARADE

This >>262993 is what >>262988 have been getting at, right?

>>262994

Only if the setting is the commune, gotta set the stage, ya know?

>>262996

>I just ruin my lungs

>iktf

>>262997

DUNA DUN DUNA DUN DUNA< DUNA DUN DUNA DUN DUNA.

>>262995

With laser guns, mines and a moat.

My mental shit reminds me I'm not normal and that I don't like people, which is also not normal.

>>262999

Ah, then the rest of us can be wacky extras

That would work

>It's another NK rape episode !!

ANSWER ME MONKEY

>>263003

Sweet dreams my willing and waiting NEET

Bet you other NEETs didn't even know he was here.

>>263001

I sometimes forget I am not normal, until I venture out of the house and something happens to remind me.

>>263002

That would unironically make for a great docu/film.

>>263007

Like Big Brother but with dodgy NEETs

>>263005

You had better like me.

>>263005

I saw him but he cunningly avoided the traps and minefield

>>263008

I mean, what's that show on TV with all the roasties and bogans where they date and cheat on eatch other?

Cunt's would love it.

>>263006

iktf

>>263010

I will like you for $10

>on the grog for first time in 5 years

this wont end well

>>263011

You still have to swim through the moat.

>>263012

Neighbours ?

>>263014

I don't even have enough money for a 30c cone at maccas.

>>263015

End it now.

>>263016

And the moat is goon

Gets me every fucking time

He's just too damn cunning

>>263018

Oh alright, I'll like you on credit

But you owe me now

>>263021

I don't believe in debt.

>>263020

Cunnilingus Possum

>>263022

That's Ok, debt still believes in you

>>263015

Oh bloody hell

Hope you have a good time then m8

>>263017

I think it's called some shit like "love at first sight" The normies were harping on about it a few months ago.

>>263026

had no choice after the first of week of being a wagey

>>263027

I keep seeing news stories about it. It must be very popular.

>>263028

Yeah, that'll do it

You need something to take the edge off that shit

>>263029

I'm not sure what it is, some fictional dating show from what I gathered.

Craig is such a strong man UNNA

>>263024

After Work yesterday I saw a possum hiding under a tree, what a sneaky cunt, I asked him why he doesn't post any more and then he fucked off

>>263034

Do you reckon Tones banged her ?

That would have been some filthy,filthy,filthy sex

>>263035

Bet he didn't even reply to your post.

>>263036

I would love the audio track.

>>263036

Undoubtedly, I'd give Hanson one if she came onto me.

>>263039

I would too

I think she'd go mad in bed

I would also pay good money to se Hanson beat up Julia gillard

Public transport is communism

>>263043

G'night m8

>>263040

Most redheads do.

Being white I feel she'd want a creampie

>>263043

Good night mate

>>263046

kek, fantastic shop

>>263046

Kek

>>263046

If you can shoop drop julias head down

Would fit perfect in Tones hands there

>>263036

He's a kinky boy, he put her behind bars if you know what I mean

>>263051

You're a fucking gent and a scholar m8

>>263051

Perfection.

>>263009

Is that an orgy?

>>263055

I think it's actually Possum exposing himself to two young possums and a koala

>>263057

is koala an analouge for Monaro and the two young possums are possums aprentices Cruisey and Shire?

>>263057

He's too tame for that, he won't even wank to abo porn

>>263012

Real life?

>>263060

I think he means Married at First Sight

But that said maybe I should write up a reality show idea and pitch it to 7, 9 and 10, and I'll call the show NEET Commune

>>263060

Sadly, yes.

>>263061

Easy 5-star reviews.

Rebel rebel!

You've torn your dress, your face is a mess You can't get enough, but enough ain't the test You've got your transmission and your live wire You got your cue line and a handful of ludes You wanna be there when they count up the dudes And I love your dress You're a juvenile success

WHAT CONDITION MY CONDITION WAS IN

So i've been forcing myself to become less anxious.

Made people's heads turn round when Fallschirmjager bass beats remix was playing out the car with the windows down.

Next week I'm going to try approaching a woman, just for the conversation.

>>263066

But what condition was it in?

>>263067

This song

>>263067

what?

There's no fucking Australiatown in China aye boys

Fuck chinks

>>263071

It's called Monk's house

>>263072

Not only do I not live in China, but my house currently does not contain any Chinese people. Not any people at all. Except me.

;_;

>>263071

Can we all just move to Thailand and have max CHR by being white?

20 drinks deep still not feeling it

Gonna sleep boys

>>263074

They still hate you, they just pretend you have high CHR because white people money

>>263071

raycist as fuck

>>263075

Decent effort

Sleep well.

>>263073

You live in China aka Melbourne and your house has an Australian and only an Australian in it so it's China's Australia Town

>>263078

It was well and truly China town until she left me.

There's still a lot of Chinese inspired things in my place. I miss her. ;_;

>>263079

there there monk, you'll get that Indian girl at the Dan Murphy's, and you know what they say, better to have loved then to have been raped at 6 years old and be utter terrified of any intimacy from that point on

>>263080

Thankyou, but I am not the Poojeeta desiring Danner

>>263081

Oh, well go and cuck that anon then I guess :^)

>>263082

How incredibly rude. Actually I'm inviting a girl I went to uni with on a date for tomorrow. I'll let you know how it goes.

>>263083

good lad

"We flirted a lot in there

Sitting on the toilet

I went in to do a crap"

I'm perfectly drunk and high.

Pristine.

listening to tool

>>263075

I havent drank like that in a while, the NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes tend to make drinking hard since it's harder to get drunk

>>263088

Hi Pristine

NEET

It's got late NEETs

Imma watch some filthy porn and pass out

G'night

>>263090

Same

>>263086

I'm trying to drink but the NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes are stimulating me too much, I also forgot to wank yesterday and Im not even horny…

Do any of you have cases of itchy asshole that are solved by taking a poo?

I just had the greatest shitscratch on my anus ever and I feel so satisfied.

>>263081

I had an arab courier driver come into work today (most of them are all pajeets) and the cunts breath stank like a Mumbai garbage can. He was in last week with the same breath, I try not to breath through my nose when he comes round

>>263095

The worst is when their breath literally smells like shit.

I eat ass and not even I have this issue.

>>263096

>I eat ass

Tony?

>>262634

Yeah they do, my local one had a pajeet.

>>262636

It's not much better being full time.

>>262784

Looks like ASIO is going to know all about my dirty and degenerated bourbon drinking and depressed wageslaving habits.

Seriously though I think that nurofen NEET just has a bad case of bipolar

Time to wank and sleep. Night Night NEETs.

Morning penile puffers.

>>262909

Thank you for letting me know. I might go with my warhammer and find a fair maiden.

Good morning NEETs. Doggo has been walked. It was too dark for me to see his droppings to pick them up so I have to remember he left some presents in the driveway near the letterbox.

>>263101

you need a hat with a miner's lamp

I have cancelled my home broadband service again. I am going to give quitting the internet another try. It has been a terrible addiction. It keeps me from getting anything done. It also causes me a lot of upset with all the news stories that depress and upset me. Gets me angry too.

Last time I tried to quit, the lack of distraction in my life caused me enormous mental distress and I came back pretty quick. This time I am going to try and go a bit slower. I am keeping the internet available on my phone. This way I will still have some level of distraction but even a hardened addict like myself could not possibly spend all day staring at my phone the way I can sitting comfortably staring at my PC.

>>263103

Most wireless routers allow you to set working hours and there are apps that can do the same for computers. Killing the service all together is a bit extreme.

ahhh first sip of the day

had to take the week off cause of liver pains but now im back in the game

>>263105

Goon work, keep going!

>>263105

Disturbing.

>>263105

You can back to 24 standard drinks a day m8!

>>263108

i hope so

without alcohol i have nothing to do

>>263109

You can always have a sober wank

>>263109

You can always have a wank +/ binge

>>263104

Thats sounds too smart for a possum idea

>>263112

He always chews through the cables anyway

>>263110

there's already too much wanking goin' on 'round 'ere

>>263114

Wankruptcy and alcoholism is a deadly mix.

>>263116

>Worcestershire sauce

That stuff smells like a mix of honey and barbecue sauce

>>263116

Yum

Made it to a sniff station without conking out. Filled it up with 98 sniff. Put air in the circle thingos.

This new sniff station is 12c a litre cheaper than the other two down the road.

Did the shopping.

Got a sausage mcmuffin.

>>263120

Yes, Dan. The sooner you start 6am trading the better.

Still need to get my NDIS support coordination sorted

24/7 dans when

>>263123

Who needs Dan 24/7 when you can come to me anytime

>>263124

on*

>>263125

*in

>>263126

ick. sloppy seconds x 911

>>263127

Plus it's the slops from people who'd do craig ….

Shire!

Is the weight rating on jack stands for the pair, or the individual rating?

ie if the car weighs 1800kg, do I just get two x 1000kg stands, or do I need 2000kg rated ones?

>>263129

also do I need to chock both sides of the front wheels if lifting the rear? Normally you chock in the downhill direction, but if you're cranking on bolts you could conceivably push it in either direction.

>>263129

The 1000kg should be fine, but you're better off getting the 2000kg ones.

>>263130

Yes put some chocks on the front wheels.

>>263132

both sides though?

>>263133

Better to be safe than sorry a block of wood or something should suffice

>>263123

he'd need more than an iron bar for the graveyard shift

>>263103

Do you have something to replace the addiction?

>>263071

There is probably an australian sexpat community there somewhere, a lot of businessmen go to china

>>263058

>Webby's not invited

Typical fucking Posso

>>263137

He needs a warhammer, Professor.

>>263140

He doesn't want dweebs in his establishment

>>263142

good morning neet

>>263067

>>263069

You're doing it wrong.

Off to Supagas to pay my bill and Supercheap.

If the car shit goes wrong I could end up getting DSP.

>>263079

You'll land on your feet eventually.

>>263080

Do you want to talk about it?

>>263083

>I'm inviting a girl I went to uni with

If you spent less time sooking and got on with it, you'd be fine.

Kind of a bit irritated that it was that easy after all the drama.

>>263150

We all need a good sook now and then m8

>>263094

You've caught the bum rash.

>>263098

>bipolar

Hmm, maybe.

>>263101

>>263100

Morning

Is this ad really advertising a featured thread here for 100 "susu"'s ?

We could offer that service and outjew them

>>263100

I might get misso's cousin to dress like a not so fair maiden.

>>263155

What is that?

>>263158

I just googled it and it's some Asian pyramid scheme shit

Volunteering today

>>263159

*African, not asian

>>263159

https://8ch.net/feature.php

Hmm..

How much is that in dollars?

Also, I just read, all it does is put the thread at the top of the bump order.

So, we're going to fuck everyone's investments if they post in high impact NEET posting hours.

>>263162

>we're going to fuck everyone's investments

This actually pleases me

>>263102

I was driving home the other day and there was a guy riding a dirtbike with no lights but he had one of those on. Tripped me out because there was a light heaps higher than it should be moving around.

>>263163

Boong posting will fuck them white dogs.

>>263103

Not sure about this but good luck.

They're finally connecting my area soon.

Is 9.9/ms standard for the base deals or am I just getting shitty adverts ?

>>263116

Awesome. That shit is great. Was that sardines they put in it?

Morning NEETs, woke up at 6am and didn't feel tired.

>>263119

I know the one you mean. I saw you there a week ago. It is flash and new and near our local footy club and there an old cunt pub where you can play snooker and there's a bogan school that I went to once upon a time.

I posted about seeing you last week and how you went in and then walked out without purchasing anything.

>>263169

Why'd it take you three hours to come and say good morning?

>>263171

I live in WA, and only just now bothered to open up my laptop.

>>263122

Get it sorted.

>>263172

Any excuse to avoid us. Good morning

Fucking Supagas is closed on Saturday. Fucking lying Google.

Purchased a 3000kg low-profile trolley jack, a pair of 3000kg jack stands, and some wheel chocks. Had to ask the girl that works there for a dolly and some assistance getting it onto said dolly and she was nice but a bit physically useless.

>>263170

Today was the first time I have been there, so you are lying.

>>263156

A swarthy Moor?

>>263168

Yes. Somewhat fermented by the looks.

>>263175

>first time I have been there,

Was it the one I mentioned? I went past there the other day for the second time and there were cars lined up out on to the road so I didn't stop. They are cheap.

>>263175

>A swarthy Moor?

With your genes and hers you could create an Irishman.

>>263176

Had no idea that was in it. I thought there was fruit in it as well. Maybe that's HP.

>>263177

Assuming you're talking about the one on Phillip Highway just before the high school and Ridley Reserve, than yes. Presumably the football club and pub you are talking about is Central Districts, on the other side of the high school.

>>263179

HP has a fruit component.

>>263180

I was being incognito mate.

>>263182

>>263180

Also, isn't it on Goodman Rd?

>>263178

You need to post a picture of this cousin from the neck down.

>>263182

Its a big suburb. Nobody is going to locate me based on a few landmarks.

>>263183

Yes.

>>263167

>9.9/ms standard

ms?

>>263184

Get two pictures of the Amazon and mirror one.

Oh for fucks sake.

The VE commodore has no centre-rear jack point.

Does this mean I have to use the differential housing?

>>263187

Yes

>>263188

nek minit

>>263187

Just put it next to the exhaust, saves you having to lay down and look.

tbh no cars really have jack points, apart from the points on the sides for replacing a spear wheel, for the front you place the jack under the cross member, for the rear use the diff or suspension beam/something solid for fwd cars.

I'm trying out something different today - I am writing all of the things that I want to accomplish today on a small notepad that I am going to carry around and tick them off as I go. I am hoping that it will allow me to spend my time more productively.

I have an Oppo phone and it's terrible. The PIA VPN app doesn't work with it properly, it switches itself off after a minute or so. I'm with Optus Deeply regret buying this chinkshit

>>263191

Yeah, the manual just mentions the engine cross member and the hard points for the hand jack. There are two recesses for a hoist too, but there is no way it would be safe to try and trolley jack one of those.

>>263191

>>263191

>a spear wheel

An irish sailor hunting moby dick.

>>263193

CHINKED

I'm going to get a Samsung next time

Wank harvesting

Clinical wank extraction

>>263197

I recently got a sony xperia xz premium, pretty good phone, water resistant too.

>>263200

does it make good naughty videos?

>>263201

The camera on it is pretty good

>>263192

>I am hoping that it will allow me to spend my time more productively.

Good luck!

>>263193

>Deeply regret buying this chinkshit

I feel that is the reason they are cheaper.

>>263202

so… pictures of cindy when?

>>263204

ThirstyNEET

>>263204

This wasn't last night's requester, this is some other thirsty NEET.

OpenVPN seems to work better on this Oppo than the PIA app

kek that trolley jack weighs 55kg. no wonder the gril was struggling

Turns out I'm even more racist than I thought.

Went to my local fish and chips a month back and saw a nigger behind the counter.

I left and haven't been back, only just realised that.

>fish & chips

>untouched by human hands

>>263210

I tend to be the same when I see what's preparing the food.

Apparently when my grandparents toured the US my grandmother wouldn't eat anywhere where blacks were present.

It closes the VPN if I leave the screen off for too long

>>263213

That's what the one on my phone does too.

>>263212

>anywhere where blacks were present.

What if they were in the food as a sort of meat substitute?

>>263213

>>263214

Probably a power saving feature you might be able to turn off.

goon morning

>>263217

Morning

>>263217

Goon morning mate.

>tfw depressed

>tfw impressed

>>263218

>>263219

how are you all holding up

>>263222

Hungry, lazy and cold. Otherwise ok. Need to go do a poo but like I said.. Lazy.

>>263222

Yourself?

>>263223

good man

>>263224

this week has been less shit than others, I only broke down once

>>263225

What's an average amount of breakdowns for a week?

May the 4th be with you

Wank racketeering

wank sommelier

>>263227

It's the 5th.

Slow day at the op shop today. No one wants to face the cold weather

>>263232

Got any new puzzle sets in?

What about some Royal Doulton dinner sets?

should i drink before getting under the car or after

>>263234

During, if you want to unlock the DSP.

https://www.news.com.au/sport/rugby/rugby-australia-reportedly-face-financial-ruin-in-israel-folau-case/news-story/ade87e84d652ec3fc644265588556a40

Be funny if the SJW lefties at Rugby Australia end up destroying their own organisation as a result of some virtue signaling.

>>263235

If Shire actually cared about us at all he would have open house days where NEETs could sit around his bird bath drinking goon and he would fix our cars. Cindy would walk around in a bikini top and cut-off jeans, serving us tendies and other delicacies.

Fuck, now I remember why I was sober all week. 20 standards in one sitting makes the NEET anxious the next day. My Friday wagie vibes got the best of me.

Having a morning beer that I forgot about, a clean up, and a blueberry yoghurt

>>263237

Sounds wonderful, NEETup in the gong when?

>>263238

> 20 standards in one sitting

Fuck that.

>>263241

It's weak isn't it. Most spirit bottles hold at least 24 standards.

>>263240

I hope not.

>>263242

I haven't had any since last weekend, makes me feel too sick with the anti-depressants.

>>263226

everyday

>>263231

>ACT

I wonder If Tony could give me a good word to get me this job

>>263244

That's probably a blessing in disguise. I drink far too much.

>>263246

Definitely.

>>263245

>everyday

Your patients must feel exposed.

>>263248

Especially when he starts screaming into their anus.

>>263249

Screaming into the black hole.

Hey wagies the weekend is a quarter over already

>>263251

Stop it

>>263251

Don't do that.

not in sa you dick arse

Wonder if they will call me in tomorrow.

I hope I didn't waste my one day off being hungover.

>>263254

What do you mean? It's almost half past 11.

>>263256

12pm would be the half a day or quarter weekend mark.

>>263255

I thought you had "so much" to do today?

>>263257

Lets argue about it for half an hour.

>>263258

I'll do it tomorrow.

>>263260

son i am disappoint

>>263259

you also didn't factor in the time from 5pm Friday or from midnight Monday until 9am.

>>263263

Assuming a 5pm Friday finish and a 9am Monday start, there are 64 hours in your weekend.

At midday today the weekend will be 29.6875% over.

I wish I had a bird bath sometimes to go outside feed the birds, but they would shit everywhere and eat everything when I forget about them.

>>263264

or 182 feet 37 fluid ounces

Reading /r/Australia gets me fucking pissed

>>263265

I put bowls of water out for my cat during the day and all the local birds come and have a drink and sometimes a bath on hot days. Sometimes one or two sulfur crested cockatoos come and scare all the other birds.

>>263267

Get off of reddit then you fuckwit, are you one of those weirdos whos till go to 4um

>>263268

Comfy.

Sven Johannson back here anons

/doomer/ has overtaken you officially

but thank you for teaching me what boong and goon are

and normies say there is nothing to learn on 8gag

have a nice day anons

>>263251

not for me, I have a nightshift so the weekend is only 20% over

>>263271

>/doomer/ has overtaken you officially

That's nice.

>but thank you for teaching me what boong and goon are

Why didn't learn about the importance of wanking?

>have a nice day anons

You to.

>>263271

Hello Sven, I sometimes go on /doomer/, there is something comfy about it.

>>263275

shire ya boong

>>263271

also people who think there is nothing good about 8chan only go to /pol/ where everything is jews shilling shit

>>263275

what have you got to be doomer about, mate?

stable job, nice house, gf.. you won neet lotto

>>263276

I aint no black fella

>>263278

I'm just pessimistic about most things.

>>263278

I bet it's the same reason he comes here, to experience other peoples depression and to tell them how to wank

>>263279

Shire ya jew

>>263271

doomer is a temporary meme, ausneets are forever

>>263281

oy vey

>>263251

It's amazing how far reaching spaceshit is. I went to a cafe and to bunnings this morning and both of them had star wars written all over the place

>>263264

That's even worse.

>>263282

I wonder if /doomer/ has many board memes or is it just recycling the 4chan meme

I dunno what it is about here on /ausneets/ but I feel like we have a distinct culture seperate to anything else

I mean who else comes up with the idea that Tony Abbott is someone who commits forced proctology on rural and remote aboriginals

>>263284

What's more horrifying is Avengers Endgame is already the highest grossing film of all time

>>263284

>>263287

This is why I visit /doomer/

>>263280

>to tell them how to wank

I come here exclusively for this purpose.

>>263287

I think it's gotta make another billion to do that

>>263288

Don't worry shire, one day Aboriginal Posting will become mainstream and when that day comes we'll all band around NK to get him into Parliment to advocate for Indigenous Sovreignty

>>263287

and to think I used to shitpost on /tv/ about capeshit being on death's door in 2012

>>263286

>I mean who else comes up with the idea that

It was a combination of the ideas

>boong posting

>tfw thinking about anal again

>Tones posting.

>>263286

/ausneets/ is the only board that has it's own distinct culture. UNNA CULTURE

But really all other boards are just an extension of something from somewhere else. I guess we are a bit because we come from /aus/ and that was an extension of le ebin aussie shitposter but we are so far from that now.

>>263290

For some reason I thought that Avatar only had 2.1 Billion and I heard endgame got 1.7 on wednesday so I assumed it got to there already but I guess not

I miss krautchan

>>263289

Remember to wank responsibly.

>>263291

I look forward to that day.

>>263291

>>263297

Will NK be able to get his own toilet in parliament?

>>263293

I know, and thinking about anal comes from NEETKing being scene as an eldrich rape deity after he posted a few creep shots

It's weird to think how we meme him and how we see him

Honestly everytime I hear he's 28 going on 29 I'm shocked since he seems like a 24 year old UNNA

>>263296

I thought I did but I forgot about it pretty quick.

>>263288

Better change Cindy's surname then..

>>263294

/aus/ used to feel like an extension of /pol/ and /r9k/ but this place has a distinctly separate feel.

>>263298

His poo photos will be entered into Hansard.

>>263299

Hopefully this place is still around for his 30th, I want to see his transition to boomerdom.

>>263303

The r9k shit was so fucking irritating, there a bit of that here but most people are just venting and almost everyone has improved or changed a bit.

>>263299

>It's weird to think how we meme him and how we see him

He's our SLB

>Honestly everytime I hear he's 28 going on 29

It's a shame he's only got 11 and a bit years to live.

>>263305

As long as the NEETs here don't get a little too excited by dangerous things other anons are doing and do it themselves we should be fine

>>263307

Sometimes I wonder how NK actually feels, deep down he's probably not a mindless shitposter but someone of great and wizened knowledge

>>263302

Is this really at Canberra? I thought Tones likes rural and remote communities more for his examinations.

>>263304

Permanently archived into Australian history.

>>263309

>I wonder how NK actually feels

Probably hungover right about now

>>263312

kek

>>263312

This is why possum cancelled his internet.

>>263310

I don't think so but once when I drove past the abo embassy I saw a similar tent erected

>>263312

lol

Beer finished. Desire for more.

https://www.ladssociety.com/about

Sounds pretty good tbh lads

>>263318

a very interesting group of people

>>263318

ferals

>>263318

The fags society, nothing lad about those poofs.

Having a diet coke after the executive jog

>>263322

have a water instead

vicious wanks

virtuous wanks

>>263312

its how plausable that could really be that it makes you look at /ausneets/ and totally re-evaluate your life

I am going to be spending the rest of the day clean re-installing Windows on my PC and then updating and re-installing everything else.

Getting rid of the internet is a good opportunity to give things a thorough refresh. There will be no internet taint on my PC any more.

My internet will be disconnected permanently at midnight.

>>263327

Good luck mate.

I might do the same once I finish uni.

>>263327

Alternatively, you could take the side off the case, fill it with dirt and bam! new garden bed.

>>263327

And you still haven't emailed me.

>>263327

Did you backup all of your tentacle porn?

>>263327

if you are doing that give this de-bottneted windows a go poss.

https://ameliorated.info

also i highly recommend linux mint 19 cinnamon… it just werks and its my daily driver

https://linuxmint.com/download.php

>>263327

rip

>>263332

>poss

You have some nerve getting that familiar with me m8.

>>263332

Does that first one actually work? 100%?

I tried Linux Mint once but its graphic drivers were fucked and my monitors kept fucking up so I uninstalled it.

>>263338

>Does that first one actually work? 100%?

I wouldn't touch it for security reasons, but you're turning off the internet so I guess it doesn't matter.

>>263329

>>263331

What good ideas!

I hope we can get a few vile posts in before midnight…

>>263103

You're going to regret it when you need to search something or check emails.

Do any of you have experience with new feature phones? I'm thinking of getting the Nokia 3310 4G or 8110 4G.

>>263337

lel says the person who said he was leaving forever the other week

>>263344

he is phone posting he said god nobody reads anything properly here

>>263342

This would be the biggest issue, the internet is almost mandatory today.

>>263345

I saw it, I was just being facetious

>>263344

Thank you.

>>263338

it werks really good if you cant track down a legit copy of Windows 10 LTSB / LTSC i use it as as a virtual machine and on bare metal on my workshop computer

>>263339

>security reasons.

i simply cant trust microsoft anymore so i trust AME

My hangover from 20 standards is much easier to handle than if I were drinking on a bender every day. That's pleasantly surprising.

Still haven't done that poo.

>>263351

Have a Metamucil

Do some gumtree posters not allow you to see their phone numbers?

Every time I click show number is says retrieving and then doesn't change.

EP 7 - EATING TOXIC TOADS - Solution to Australia's Biggest Pest | Catch n Fry

>>263354

Nasty

Wank complete

>>263359

I've got frogoes living in my rain water tank, no clue what type they are, kind of a speckled brown colour.

>>263359

>getting eaten by literally anything

>can't hop far from water

>can't commit to the full uggo aesthetic

>not even a pest

Frogs are the beta to the alpha toad

>>263353

>Do some gumtree posters not allow you to see their phone numbers?

It's up to the seller and I don't blame them. A family member is selling something on Cumtree and within three hours they got a scam message from someone wanting to export it to the Philippines from Australian Defence Force.

>>263362

my normie meme detector is going off

>>263356

>>263355

kek

>>263327

see you in a couple of weeks m8

>>263366

he only engages with one other poster anyway

>>263367

He loves NK.

Delayed hangover onset.

Looking at dingheys on gumtree and watching spearfishing videos. Looks like a decent hobby.