/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

I hope father can fix my mess…

>>262231

Very good edition

>>262230

I sometimes let him swim in the clamshell-shaped pool outside

>>262231

Wanking Hood

Better have that wank before seeing all thehotties in the gym

>>262235

Have a wank

>>262231

Wanktacular thread.

Wank reclamation

Wank bartering

As a wank-wealthy NEET, this edition troubles me.

>>262144

We were worried mate, thought you might've got busted. How goes the gf that you were giving pot to?

>>262232

What did you do wrong?

>>262147

lol

>>262165

He's from 4chan, it was probably half true and it started with him looking at them like a dick. Plus he has a fucking pepe on his bag. tbh according to the media that's akin to a swastika.

>>262242

Edition has double d dad.

>>262233

>clamshell-shaped pool outside

I would like a pic of that at some point.

>>262236

Done.

Back is killing me. Could go a long neck..

>>262173

Your poos don't look like poo. They look like some sort of primordial soup invertebrate.

>>262247

*Could go for a few long necks..

>>262245

hot

I'll fix it

>>262203

cute unna

>>262209

Prime UNNA is the best this country has to offer.

>>262228

Didn't realise that slut was yours.

whats with all the ""jim loves this site, cow general"" crap on the main page?

>>262254

last one looks better

>>262256

Hmm, none came out as good as I wanted. I'll put that up but might update it later.

>>262254

4th

>>262257

You're too harsh on yourself…

Have a wank

Feel like chucking a sicky…

>>262254

Either 2 or 4

I've been sitting in the old thread :-(

>>262260

Fuck off Mong.

>>262263

Sit on me face.

>>262263

some neets never figure that out and they are still stuck in threads 12 months old

>>262260

Have a wank instead.

Wank arbitration

Chicken period

dodge balls is on tv tonight

>>262270

What about HP?

Wank collection agency.

>>262271

The new 17th one is showing for the first time tomorrow at the secret cinema. Mummybot is taking me and buying me a choctop.

Came in my undies this morning

Wank union.

>>262273

Lucky!

>>262274

Big wank?

>>262277

No wank, wet dream, no dream time unna

Wank foreclosure

The wank meme is getting old to me.

>>262280

Sounds like you need a wank

Old wank meme

>>262280

Have a gf

>>262280

What a wanker.

wank stagflation

Wanking massacre.

jesus threw the wank lenders out of the wank temple

Wank stagnation

trickle down wankecnomics

Wank uprising.

>>262284

Going travelling soon what do you neets recomend, brisbane, darwin or Wollongong

Anti-wank rooting insurgency

wank socialism

>>262292

Brisbane

Why would you travel to Wollongong

I'm going to invent wank anti-matter and destroy all the wanks in the universe.

>>262296

woollongoong punch a boog

atomic wank

>>262296

What's wrong with the gong?

>>262296

Or Darwin

Boong hellscape

>>262301

Does Broome have Choongs (Chink Boongs)?

nofap NEET here

today marks day 2, I haven't failed so far. I did look at some porn today but I just found it uninteresting and didn't do anything for me. day 3 is looking optimistic.

>>262301

Northern boongs are chill

>>262302

Heaps unna they are sexy too

>>262300

Nothing there really, I don't know why anyone would go out of their way to travel there.

>>262305

If Cindy's parents hadn't sought far away lands, you'd have never met her…

>>262305

The scenery around it looks nice

Friday tomorrow wagies

>>262273

Make sure no one follows you, those uncool neets would do anything to find the secret cinema

>>262306

lol

>>262307

The small towns around it are nice.

>>262303

If labor gets elected we'll all be in wank debt and your no wanking will be for nothing

Labor, the bill Australia can't afford!

>>262312

Wonder if she prefers white or boong dick

>>262312

I bet that's a greenscreen photo.

>>262313

White dick pays the bills fool.

>>262312

Thicc, id fucc

>>262314

Racist

>>262317

unna

>>262311

Bullshit slander billy boy will give free wanks provided by nurses at hospitals that the liberals have cut funding from, Australia do leave neets behind without medical wanks

Thinking about getting healthy

>>262319

Crucially, are the wanks bulk-billed under Medicare?

>>262320

or your sick day?

>>262315

Boong dick brings the sniff.

I suddenly feel nauseous after a durry

>>262321

FREE wanks nigga

>>262324

I felt like that after every one I had. One of the main reason why I've cut down on them a lot.

I just watched some german hotties finger each other anon, it was a good watch, I just wish the chic at my church would be up for a quick fuck and dump.

>>262328

have you asked her? statistically your odds hover around 1 in 10, which is pretty good.

>>262273

Lucky bugger, I haven't been to the movies in ages.

>>262329

I would ask her but then they would probably discommunicate me.

>>262331

IKTF

>>262333

They should excommunicate you for not knowing the word excommunicate…

No one asked 10k any good questions and now he's gone for another month.

You all had wanking on your mind

>>262336

He's in prison and trying to get other NEETs in trouble in exchange for a more lenient sentence.

>>262337

I wish tomorrow was Tuesday

Think I might actually munt

This is farked

>>262340

what

>>262342

Bogan language

My favourite least-vile song.

Rape

Barbaric boong rape

>>262341

Thanks allah

>>262348

I don't understand it either.

>>262348

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRPXcecP7dY Straya Cunt

>>262348

To be precise its sydney bogan slag

Bogan boong.

Here is the video shit i fucked it up last time

>>262351

A wholesome classic

>>262355

Very wholesome, I got the whole family around once to watch it and we had a grand old time laughing our heads off at it.

>>262354

I live in this kind of area.

>>262354

2008, much simpler times.

>>262349

He's fat

>>262358

That was 11 years ago

>>262354

That's what happens to you when you go into wank debt

>>262358

I bet Beaurepaires made shit tons after that video was made.

Everyones a bogan when you push em too far aye

Shaved my bum today

>>262358

kek at the van at 3:30

>>262363

Yeah nah yeah nah

>>262308

Don't I know it.

>>262366

i swear on me mum

>>262336

I asked him a question about his gf, he didn't answer.

>>262358

Fuckin mad skids

Poping the guardy, scabing durries and mugging gooks straight outta cambeltown uwu

>>262370

I wonder why nobody thought to just run the first two cops down when that shit happened.

>>262358

FUCK COPS

>>262371

Scrambletown

I'm gonna switch my prepaid sim from optus soon, what telcos don't block this site?

Having my second wank of the night, then might pop a sleep

>>262375

They all block it

>>262375

Cloudflare released their own app called 1.1.1.1, it works on my iPhone. Just sets up a (free) VPN to them and uses their DNS.

>>262378

That app is shit, use dns66 if on android

>>262372

Wouldn't wanna damage the goods.

>>262379

and why exactly is it shit?

>>262382

Didn't work when i used it

>>262383

hmmm

Gay sex

I thought this was the ethnical wank thread.

I am sorely disappointed

>>262384

Can you please record your voice hmmnm-ing?

>>262387

Webers hmmmm-ing has been known to make women orgasm at 40 paces

>>262386

It's been one of the first posts in the last two threads that we need an

Ethical Wank Distribution Edition

>>262388

Wild weber wank

>>262388

That's why I need it.

>>262389

But can we distribute the ethnic wanks equally ?

>>262386

OP is just dumb to spell ethanol correctly

>>262392

Why did my picture not post?

>>262393

Is there a deficiency and the wank wealthy ethnics?

>>262394

When you ethanol wank you get a clean penis after too

>>262394

>>262392

Goon night NEETs.

>>262396

I'm fairly sure most NEETs get their non self propelled wanks from elderly chinese ladies which seems unfair

>>262392

Spooky

>>262399

Goop night friend.

>>262392

Post of the year

>>262400

We need a royal commission into the statistics and processes of NEETwanks

>>262404

You conniving boong

>>262403

It's a contender for sure, I'd say NKs poo audio is up there.

>>262405

Would a royal commission involve getting a wank from the queen ?

NK's poo smells like corriander

>>262407

It would involve getting a wank from a certain King

>>262399

Goodnight

>>262412

Why do you grow tomatoes inside?

>>262413

So the boongs don't eat them

>>262409

Still a long way off that 800mg max dosage neet

>t. quintessential neet

>livin life at half arsed

>>262412

If you wank on the bud it will make it look better

>>262412

Very noice and frosty

What strain of tomato's are they?

>>262416

Wanking on illicit substances is not ethical

>>262412

How many K are we at now

night dick lickers

>>262417

Bubba Kush tomatoes

>>262419

I ended up on 8.5 last time, touch wood this time might be better

>>262420

night projectionneet

50mg of Seroquel down the gob, time for a durry and a solemn contemplation about my failures

>>262423

Are you a second Seroquel NEET ?

>>262424

I'm the original, before this imposter

>>262421

>Bubba Kush tomatoes

I'm sure they smell lovely

>>262425

You must fight to the death

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE **Seroquel NEET*

fug

>>262425

my my, what a scandal

>>262425

Then it must be you who is the first to increase the dosage

75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg75mg

>>262425

NEETname thievery

>>262431

But did he claim the name or just pop the pills ?

>>262426

Cheers m8, they do, really fruity, kinda mango smell.

It's honestly a joy hopping in the tent round now.

>>262432

Hmmmmm

>>262433

Delicious, keep up the good work.

>>262432

I am the one who wears clean tracky daks

>tfw smelly pants

>>262381

Dude's fuckin nuts

I just had a poo and it smells like dad's for some reason.

>>262439

Maybe your dad sneaks In and poos up your bum when you sleep ?

>>262435

At that Dan they have tables and chairs out the front so you can goon it up in style, joondy dans you either drink your goon in the parking lot while asking people for change or you go out the back to where the dumpster is and drink it there

>>262440

My dad fucking steals my poos, I clamp my dick shut at night so he can't steal my wanks but I don't want to use butt plugs

>>262441

tbh I'd prefer to sit in my car and goon. I remember when I got my first job, I used to go out into the car to eat because I didn't want to have lunch with my co-workers.

>>262444

>>262429

>>262444

He died in 2001 so he was spared of most of the lulz. I guess in his mind he can say he read the market and got out at Peak Dan. He was a true apex boomer after all.

Here's to you Dan, cheers mate. Everybody drink up!

>>262448

I'd love to drive around there and offer goon for for a penis sucking from those boongs, then I'd go rape a white woman and when I'm finished I'll tell her about all the boongs I just fucked and then she will be very angry

>>262449

He died flying those planes into those building

>>262450

m8, you won't have anything left for the white woman after a boong granny blows you

Boongs really suck

>>262453

ScoMo is worse than Julia since he's importing just as many non whites and since he's right wing no one cares

>>262455

More people to rape…

>>262456

Tony keeps stealing my rapes

Nurofen plus NEET post teeth for proofs

>>262454

Me and 4 mates had a session with David Gulpilil at the Norwood Hotel the 90s. He was down in Adelaide for a coroboree with three of his desert mob who were the darkest glossy black skinned noongas I've ever seen. When they entered the pub the two girls were sitting at one of those curved cubicles along the wall where you have to slide in around the table and us 3 lads were playing 8 ball. Those fellas were already tanked and rowdy unna. David wanted to play with us and the other mob sat down on either side of the girls, trapping them in their seats. We all got hammered. The girls apparently had a great time, pissing themselves at the novelty enrichment but we hardly noticed because we were pissing ourselves too on account of the chaos at the pool table. We were competing for beers and David was losing a lot. He almost didn't gaf about the game, he was all about being the centre of attention and drinking away all impulse control. Don't remember much of that night but I do remember one of my mates fancied himself with the nunchucks and was flinging the pool cue around his back like a fighting stick. Naturally David said he could do it better and he wildly swung the cue around like a true maggoted bushman, whoosh whoosh whoosh - CRACK - as it hit something and broke in half. Then we were all kicked out and went our own ways. Was a good night, fun and funny. Top drinkers those fellas.

Went to mcdonalds today after work, backed my car into another car in the car park, waited for the guy to come out, and apologised to him, he said he didn't mind because the car was an old piece of shit anyway, then came home, ate a meat pie for dinner and went to the gym. An interesting yet stressful at times day. Night Night NEETs.

>>262459

I can't tell if you're being honest considering it involved David Gulpilil.

Regardless it's a sweet story, sounds like a nice memory.

>>262460

Got off easy, better sit back, relax and have a wank

>>262459

>tfw no craxy unna bloke friends

>>262461

If it wasn't David Gulpilil it wouldn't have happened. Those other nungas looked scary prehistoric and we were shitting bricks about them hitting on the girls at first. But we knew David, grew up watching him on the big screen in Storm Boy etc. So all apprehension disappeared and we left the girls to defend for themselves. He had a lot of charisma anyway (those other fellas did too apparently) but knowing who he was you couldn't help be star struck by his "magical negro" movie persona. The fact we got to hang out with him for a few hours, drink ourselves stupid and see him acting off the cuff was the mindfuck. Perceived stereotypes were confirmed, broken and surpassed.

>>262463

Awesome, that's a real nice memory.

Anyway I'm off to sleep, night fellas.

Don't stay up too late

>>262464

Night NEET, might stay up a bit longer

0mg of Seroquel down the hatch

>>262465

>might stay up a bit longer

Until the wank settles it?

morning dick slurpers

>>262467

Goon morning.

>>262354

>that straight punch to the garden light

wew

smell my boi pussay

>>262358

That was awesome til that pig cunt pulled that bloke over the fence. Dog cunt red coat fuck heads.

>>262471

Tang up my nose.

>>262388

Hmm

>>262400

They cost two wanks at a time, which explains the wank deficiency of NEETs and why the wankruptor has been lurking.

>>262412

I asked you a question about your gf. >>262241

>>262425

You weren't proud of your short comings like new seroquelNEET. Own your failures.

>>262443

I remember that too, or another NEET doing the same.

>>262459

Fuck yeah. David is a top cunt.

I think it was prior to storm boy or the tracker, he was living in the long grass out of Darwin under a piece of corrugated iron, he had pissed away everything he'd made from all his early movies. He apparently gave all the money to the mob and they just got pissed. He's rich now and ok due to ten canoes and rabbit proof fence.

>>262460

I hope you bought him a hamburger or a beer or something, that was very nice of him.

…C-Cindy..?

https://ladys.one/australia-sydney/outcall-card-accepted-i8204

Fucking slept in.

They're gonna dock me anyway so I'll just show up at 8:30

>>262482

boongLyfe

>>262483

Fuck em aye

>>262459

With every new day this board increasingly and unironically resembles a piss up at a corroboree;

>>262467

>>262468

>>262470

Morning fellas, only got around 3 hours sleep.

Havin a durry and a coffee

>>262487

Ouch, how come? Hope youre not a wagie

It is overcat, lightly raining and chilly in the hills

>>262488

Been staying up late.

I'm studying

>>262489

>beware the overcat

>>262491

Kek

Better get a move on, cya in the arvo NEETs

>>262485

Monday*

>>262494

Have a good one mate.

>>262482

New Monk is off to a good start.

>>262486

ALWAYS WAS

ALWAYS WILL BE

UNNA BOARD

>>262487

Morning

>>262493

The bus stop to my course is in front of the local Craigs.

It's kinda funny the people you see queueing there at 8:50

>>262479

It's good to hear of all his successes and surprised he still has a functioning liver. Shocked but not shocked how Mandawuy Yunupingu pissed it all away.

>>262502

>Mandawuy Yunupingu

Never knew that guy's name.

>Shocked but not shocked

tbh it's what is good and bad with their mob culture. It all goes back to the community "what's mine is yours" that's pretty shit when most of the community are fucked.

20% left of this weeks wage, I'm off. Take care.

aboriginal anal escalating epidemic

>>262485

Try again next year

https://www.news.com.au/national/federal-election/uproar-at-yachties-wealth-tax-whinge/news-story/dfde34523b7b7b90655fa93b068e8792

>>262486

>get sit down money from cenno

>spend it on goon

>gather with /ourmob/

>drunkenly shitpost

>fall asleep

>implying there's a difference

>>262505

executives are the boongs of white people

>>262512

What does that make boong executives ?

Are they chinese ?

R.I.P. Chewie

>>262493

>>262501

It has to open then so early risers can go straight from their cenno appointment at 8:30 to dans at 9

>>262513

they are the boongs of boongs

>>262516

The boongest.

Was just trying to find the "aboriginal mothers against gay marriage" pictures

Google has fucking disappeared them

I might have them still, hope so.

>>262515

It might get ugly if they do it the other way round

>>262512

CEOs are the (((white people)))

>>262522

NK should get some sideburns like that

>>262523

He's already more hair than boong

>>262517

NasBoong Gang, Day of the spear when UNNA

>>262526

lol

>>262528

Assault?

Why are you getting into fights you fucking boong

Also its fucked up where we're in a society where getting disabled is a good thing

>>262531

i'm not sure becoming disabled is a good thing

>>262532

It means you can live your life on enough government handouts that you could live very comfortably on if you're not retarded and enough prescribed medicine to wipe the guilt away

>>262533

Free money and drugs

#NEETlyfe

>>262530

because a boong hopped on my biky while i sitting at a park bench rode off came back and then started demading money from me. After politely reasoning with the boong to no avail when i acted to get it back its mated punched me from behind.

Theft. Extortion. Assault. Roberry. all the finest boong traits

>>262528

>police are taking the matter very seriously

Found your problem. You haven't had enough self esteem beaten into you by life yet. You're still too trusting goy. Police don't care if nobody dies and abos are just background noise to them. The assault is a positive step in your development because next time you wont relax around ferals.

>>262536

i seriously dont expect they will aprehend or charge anyone even though they have a name and video footage to go off. My point is interms of my relation ship with police its positive to have them working for me instead of against me for a change. Its been a crazy year so far.

and yes now ill never relax around blacks. They just love nigging bikes too much. I have had several close calls with other bikes in the past. The meme is so real.

>>262535

you deserved it for being a white cunt, the bike is on his land so its his UNNA

severely assaulted neet

>2000 living next to the block

>boongs got my tool bag

>go down to get it back

>get ripped off + knife fight with junky boong boss

>cops watchin from TNT towers swoop on the prick

>run into oxygen thief 15 years later

>now my patient in hospital

>life got him in the end

>>262480

He was a pajeet uber eats driver so I felt kinda sad for him. I offered to give him cash or some food from inside the macdonalds but he said he had to go make his deliveries.

19 degrees today in Shitbourne, was a bit late to the wageslave today, boss didn't mind too much as long as I come in early to make up for it sometime next week and don't make it a habit. Other than that it's a quiet as fuck day at the wage today. Glad it's Friday, really want to just go and get a longneck as soon as I knock off but I have to pick my sister up from work in the evening so I can't, that's life for you.

i voted

i wanked

>>262540

>now my patient in hospital

you should have injected him with air

>>262544

nah, got his dox tho.

>>262521

GAS THE WHITE DOGS, PUT THEM ON THE TRAINS!

>>262535

Lol you fucking idiot, you shouldn't leave you bike unatended. they came back asking for money because they know you're a weak cunt. you dont reason with thugs, You gotta get stauch and intimidate them to backdown or start throwing hands instantly. We're they actually abos?

>>262536

What this neet said get street smart.

>>262231

My roommate has brought a female friend around again.

>>262549

Is she a qt?

what is she out of a scale of 10?

>>262551

She looks like craig in a wig and smells like Dans dumpsters

>>262552

Gross

>>262476

Bloody hell, sorry m8, missed that reply.

She never really made gf status, I'm too old and I'd be a seedy cunt if I pushed any further.

no pedo, she's 20

>>262551

6/10.

>>262552

Hot

nofap NEET here,

Failed nofap this morning, I guess I'll try again.

>>262557

Forget that nofap nonsense, just focus on responsible wanking.

Busted cruisey thinking about weber

Good afternoon, dick aficionados! It is I, Webster, the NOOT you all aspire to be.

>>262558

You could help by posting tasteful pictures of Cindy.

>>262559

He better not have been.

Some stupid bitch nearly drove into me at the shops while I was going to the drive through bottle shop. I called her a fuckwit and she did a lap and came up behind my car like she wanted a go, but must have thought better of it.

Anyway then my low fuel warning came on and I drove home. I hope I have enough to get to the sniff shop tomorrow morning.

>>262562

That would not be responsible

>>262565

If I had a GF I would share her pictures with you guys.

>>262566

reckless

Jesus the fucking smell of the bus this morning was a mixture of shit and curry.

I think I saw maybe two normal looking white fells, there was a third but he looked like an antifa faggot.

Seeing so many pajeets and asians makes me severely depressed. Soon English won't be the primary language of this country. How the fuck is 50% of our population 1st generation? It feels like only a few years ago our population was around 16M

>>262521

Whatta based boong.

>>262528

>>262529

She'll be right, soon enough you'll be sippin good and smashin kms again.

>>262566

thanks m8, your the only one that cares

>>262570

I would hold that girl's hand.

>>262571

Tone it down mate, stop objectifying her in a sexual manner.

>>262570

I also gave into the primal urges for thirst.

Don't know what to do.

Was feeling so good about friday arvo but now its just the same.

Don't have a single person to talk to ;__;

>>262575

r we nothin to u u dirty fart blaster?

Who here is watching Sportsball tonight?

>>262576

You are significant, but its quite depressing looking at the auto refresh timer count down and no new posts appear as literally my only other form of human contact.

My room is like a prison cell now the gf is gone

carn dockers

>>262577

i think womens basketball is on channel 44

>>262578

>literally my only other form of human contact.

apart from here I only have doctors and the rare interaction from my support staff from flourish and partners in recovery, otherwise i barely speak to another human being

>>262498

ALWAYS WAS

ALWAYS WILL BE

*No = Yes & Yes = Anal

>>262560

>Great to see this thread still going

>IKTF

>>262561

>I, Webster

*Webby

>>262582

I don't really have any friends IRL, and only hear from people at work when they want something.

>>262578

>its quite depressing looking at the auto refresh timer count down

Fill that time with wanks

>>262580

I could wank to that

>>262587

>>262236

any brisbane peeps want to catch up for a drink?

>>262591

Some boongs are catching up with Neurofen.

>>262592

thats not gonna end well

Fuckin feel when do this for 8 hours a day

>>262592

>>262133

>>262594

>tfw poo warehousing

?

>>262596

Goon warehousing

>>262594

Who is he talking to?

>>262594

>stock distribution

I think doing this shit is a part of the reason I went skitzo

>>262600

Just buy a case each fortnight you boong.

>>262598

A computer. Misso says I used to say the commands in my sleep.

"How many?"

"Say again"

"10, ready"

"Next"

Horrible

if i was a girl i'd show everyone my flaps

>>262602

Why don't they just print off job sheets? Fuck that shit.

>>262603

dirty slut, so ya gonna post em or what

>>262604

Then you could fuck it up more easily

>>262600

Get Poliakov, a more pricey boongka.

Nah fuck those cunts, I'm having a day off

>>262607

Have a wank

>>262609

Take the next two days off m8, you earned it.

>>262600

All the Dan's here in Shitbourne keep the 500ml smirnoff in cabinets so that nigs don't steal them.

>>262611

50 bucks an hour on sunday though aye

I hate calling these really condescending menstrual middle aged entitled cunts that work at the agency. They treat us like slaves and then get uppity when I want to do my fucking laundry on a Saturday

FUCK

REEEE I FUCKING HATE WORKING

>>262613

Take the work. You need to keep busy anyway.