/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>tfw no

Ethical Wank Distribution Edition

>>261477

That sounds like wankunism to me.

>>261477

>>261472

But a good pepe and OP though.

bum gashh

http://poal.me/jwvxdw here is our wrestler poll for the next 8chanmania

http://poal.me/flsiuc and this is /unna/'s

>>261478

Best to ask the experts

>>>/leftypol/2878864

>>261483

They banned me for making this post >>>/leftypol/2878207

16 degrees today in Shitbourne, had a shit sleep, really getting pretty tired of this wageslavery shit but I've got no choice but to march on.

>>261484

kek, first they publicly banned you instead of deleting the posts.

>>261486

I don't know what they have against abos, racist white cunts

>>261487

We just need to keep educating them.

kek I didn't get banned for

>>>/leftyppol/2878275

A much worse post…

>>>/leftypol/2878275

>>261489

NK You Boong

>>261485

Keep going, you'll get there mate.

>>261449

Today's shift is from 9am to 2pm, currently having a break

>>261493

have a work

The food is so overpriced here, $10.90 for a sweet chilli chicken wrap

>>261496

Bring your own lunch. Spending $15-20 per day on a coffee and a wrap will cost you a few hundred a fortnight.

>>261468

>he was consuming a staggering 50,200 kilojoules or 12,000 calories a day — six times the average consumption recommended for Australians.

That's roughly four buckets of KFC a day. And he couldn't leave the house. How the hell did he pay for it? Did he have corporate sponsorship or something?

>>261498

Dsp with funding from NDIS

>>261498

The 6 litres of coke he was drinking would be 2500-3000 calories alone.

>>261499

Which is a joke. Should not be available for self-inflicted conditions.

>>261495

>You should be eating buckets of KFC,

How did he afford to eat that much food even if it was home cooked? DSP can only provide for part of such luxuries.

>>261502

Maybe he has a feeder

>>261501

>Should not be available for self-inflicted conditions.

He is working towards his goal of a feeder GF m8

>>261502

Mummy and Daddy probably owned the home and were paying the utilities. He was spending his entire pension on food.

>>261501

>not be available for self-inflicted conditions

I wish someone had told me this before I'd had that quadruple limb amputation.

12,000 calories of food and soft drink doesn't have to cost that much. You are all ignorant. Most poor people get very fat and the rich stay thin.

>>261507

There's a difference between "very fat" (120kg) and this guy.

Tell us your cheap 12,000 calorie diet.

>>261508

Even eating pure fat would require 1.333kg per day to get 12,000 calories.

>>261508

6 litres of soft drink (bought in bulk on special) is three thousand calories and costs only a few dollars.

For the other 9,000 calories you just need to eat any combination of cheap carbs, sugar and oils. 200g packets of chips, biscuits and sweets are 1000 calories each and only cost between $1 and $2.

Bread, pasta, potatoes or rice with vegetable oils or butter can take you to a lot of calories very quickly and cheaply. Anything high in sugar will do the same.

I remember one fat cow from that You Are What You Eat show was eating two loaves of home made bread machine bread with butter every day.

I think you could easily do 12,000 calories a day for less than $30 a day. $30 times 14 is $420. If you are on DSP you get $900 a fortnight. If you are living at home with parents then that is very manageable. You could even save quite a bit of money.

>>261510

We are not all big brained NEETs m8

>>261510

> If you are on DSP you get $900 a fortnight

fark and here i am on newstart on $600 fortnight trying to get a car back on the road so i can actually start work again and just finding it impossible while DSP NEETS all seem to have much bigger Televisions and GAYMIN puters than my friends that actually do work.

>home made bread machine bread with butter every day

Possums Garlic Bread Posting was actually quite impressive. Thats how you do it.

>living at home with parents

anything else is economic suicide. i never got any cenno until long after i moved out. There were times when i should of applied but didnt :(

I am not going to lie, I could go for a half a dozen garlic breads right now. Luckily I am out of money.

>>261513

have you got that screenshot with the garlic bread order and calories from domino's ?

>>261513

you fuckin boong

order some goon instead ay

>>261512

So Newstart is $300 a week then, this is good since I'll probably be unemployed soon and can live off of $300 easily

>>261472

Install OpenBSD.

>>261513

>Luckily I am out of money.

I thought you had plenty of money stashed away?

>>261515

That's only 4000 calories.

I walked to Hungry Jacks from work. I caught a taxi back.

>>261519

Safely tucked away under his mattress

>>261517

What were your fines for?

>>261522

I bet he entrused it to Tammy from MyBudget after seeing the size of her milkers on the tele.

>>261519

I keep my money in a bank account you need to give 31 days notice to make a withdrawal from. That is the only way I have managed to save any money. Otherwise I cannot control myself.

https://www.rabodirect.com.au/notice-saver/

>>261525

Very good. I just run 2 savings accounts. On pay day enough goes into the one tied to my debit card to cover the expected bills and incidentals. The balance goes into another account.

>>261520

> only

>>261523

2 train skips (only went 2 stations) 2 bike helmet fines (had helmet) and a drinking in public fine since 2016. Easily 1k once it got to SPER. Blocked my licence until i got it sorted.

>>261525

too bad you cant do the same with wanks… or maybe that's what a wife actually is ?

Nurofen NEET we need a legs pic from you please. I want to see what all these bike rides have accomplished.

>>261515

That's disgusting. KFC chips and original recipe chicken is far nicer than pajeet made garlic bread.

>>261530

You are ignorant. You do not appreciate good garlic bread.

>>261535

That's pretty much how I voted the other day. Told the AEC I'd be out of town on election day.

>>261534

Your posting privileges should be suspended until we get that leg pic.

Worked today for 5 hours

There was a code red in the mental health ward yesterday, they set some stuff on fire

>>261538

A harsh way for the nurses to deal with a mental patient, who, by the way, is a human, not "stuff".

Wank indebted

>>261539

I hope there were no NEETs in there that fell in harm's way

>>261538

Well done mate. Keep it up.

>>261539

we could call him crispyNEET

>>261538

>There was a code red in the mental health ward

Did you have time to escape?

>>261433

>>261420

>>261467

>>261468

>tfw severely impressed

>>261469

Snape kills Dumbledore

>>261472

A blessed pepe.

>>261477

Be patient, a general so pure requires a pepe of equal purity.

>>261492

Have a fair go

>>261497

Good advice, takes 5 minuets to prepare lunch before work if you have everything.

Back from the pits of slavery, pretty decent considering I had like 2 hours of sleep. Hopefully I get another shift tomorrow, the supervisor said its day by day at the moment, not ideal.

Had subway and a redbull.

Now it's time for a wank and some study. I am feeling incredibly better than I did last week, I was really over reacting about my financial situation which will soon be fixed and have me back to baseline.

Centelink made a phone appointment for 4pm today and claimed I missed it even though the retards didn't call me.

>>261547

OOOOFF

probably bought up you case file then got distracted. A freaken doctor did the same thing to me the other day. Got there. Checked in. Waited an hour. You Werent here. Yes i was.

BIG BOUNCING BOONG BOOBS

And now it's after 5 PM, so no one will answer.

>>261546

I am glad you are feeling better mate. Stick at it.

My bedsheet stinks of sweat and alcohol I've sweated out

>>261553

unna's love that smell. Reminds them of home.

Might order a garlic bread.

>>261556

one wont be enough

>>261557

It will with a pizza.

>>261558

one pizza wont be enough

>>261493

How'd it go today?

>>261453

You better be here.

>>261496

Price of wagedom, you should >>261497

>>261452

I was that dipstick.

>>261501

That would be a health condition, not funded.

butthole hair

>>261463

Is it any good? Misso was eat hing it but stopped due to gay butt secks

>>261559

I got 2

>>261565

bleach it

>>261566

It's alright. Books were better.

I stopped for a bit (better things to do with my time), but marathoned S7 on the weekend and torrented the current airing episodes and caught up.

>>261563

I love you too.

Volunteered today for 2 hours and 30 minutes

>>261571

It's nice you're still volunteering, but don't burn yourself out now you have a real job.

>>261569

>I am stupid

>I am smelly

>I eat h bad shows

>On the telly

>>261521

You are looking at your wage before tax, today might've ended up costing you money.

>>261574

Ummm no? Quite a bit less than an hour's wage.

Mid-semester exam tomorrow, I'm well prepared but very nervous still. I miss the neet life but studying sure beats waging.

>>261532

>>261533

lol, wtf?

>>261534

Post your legs.

I saw a boong walking anti-parallel to the flow of traffic at North Terrace in Adelaide yesterday. Amazes me how they can be so oblivious to traffic.

>>261576

Studying is so fucking stressful aye especially when you're a lazy cunt like me and always behind ,always just scraping in.

Even more stressful when working too.

UNNAs on the deck

Write them all a check

Lick them on the neck

Sniff their bum and get erect

>>261532

>nails

Hmmmmmm.

>>261535

I guess that's what $30M worth of advertising gets you.

>>261580

Yeah, it always 'clicks' just that little bit too late for me.

>>261582

Hmmm indeed.

>>261585

The other hand looks like a man though.

So my motherboard is dead in my main PC. It's an LGA 1150 CPU socket, does that mean all I need to do is make sure I buy another LGA 1150 i-TX motherboard or is other things I need to factor in?

PC in question: https://www.msi.com/Desktop/Nightblade-Z97.html

I'm about to do a big poo, wish me well neets.

>>261569

All the books have been written now I think, I saw a thing that said the next season will be the last.

Binge eat hing everything is the best way to go anyway otherwise I'll forget what happens each season. Will probably eat h it once it's all over.

>>261570

See >>261570

>>261589

The current airing season is the last.

The books haven't been finished yet. The show overtook the books because the fat neckbeard would rather eat junkfood and eat h gridiron than write.

>>261587

It will need to support DDR3 RAM, not sure if backwards compatibility exists there.

>>261586

They are kissing behind the camera.

I like that the eat h wordfilter has been made, thanks cruisey.

>>261591

So he's going to write the books after the tv show? What a dingus.

>>261595

Assuming his heart doesn't explode first.

>>261579

Traffic was racist m8

>>261561

How was work today? Did anything exciting happen?

>>261588

Roommate burst into tears and interrupted my poo, I'm going to go for round two in a minute.

>>261599

Maybe your poo smelt like onions?

>>261599

Did you wipe your bottom and wash your hands before you consoled her?

>>261599

Did you tell him that with a bit of effort he can do a poo to?

>>261600

I didn't actually make it in to the toilet.

>>261592

All the LGA 1150 motherboards I've checked so far have supported DDR3 thankfully. So would that be the only other thing to look out for? Along with making sure it's an i-TX so it can fit in my case.

Like I haven't done my poo yet, not that is outside of the toilet bowl.

>>261603

you filthy wretch

>>261604

Do you have an M.2 SSD? If not then you should be good to go.

>>261605

Nothing more satisfying than dropping your dacks and having a poo in one of those Cenno chairs.

It is annoying when one of my roommates is standing out in the hallway doing something as I become very self conscious about my poos.

I'm going to go send this demon to hell, wish me well.

>>261609

Open the door and let them enjoy the smell to.

>>261609

Do you have a garden shed and some paper plates?

>>261611

Mate, my poos cause a tsunami every time they wash out to sea. They are very loud poos.

Absolutely vile talk.

NK why don't you move into a high rise? Pooing over the edge will cut down on your water bill.

>>261607

Oh fuck, I've got no clue.

>>261613

Thank you.

>>261612

They shouldn't be loud if you're squatting correctly.

>>261615

Do you have an SSD or just hard drive disks?

>>261614

Do you know the terminal velocity of a metamucill-enhanced poo? It's enough to kill.

>>261618

SSD and a hard drive inside.

why was the room mate crying thats what the sensitive neets want to know

>>261620

Does the HDD have the same type of connection cable as the SSD?

>>261621

Relative might be about to die.

>>261619

>Pooing bandit strikes again!

>>261623

Grim.

>>261622

I can't answer that one, computer is in the shop and I still need to scrounge up the money to pay the labour fees.

>>261626

if it's in the shop why are you aksing us?

>>261623

Tell him to have a wank

>>261626

Okay, considering it is prebuilt I would say it is almost certainly using a SATA cable the same as the HDD so you should be right with any mobo that meets the requirements you have already acknowledged. You could also put your specs into pc partpicker to be cautious.

Wank swindling

>>261630

wankalicious

Terminal wank

what is the velocity of an unwanked swallow

>>261633

I don't know that!

Ran out of clean pint glasses, so mixed my scotch and pepsi in one of the pyrex measuring jugs motherbot left behind. 200ml scotch to 300ml pepsi seems to be the optimal taste ratio.

>>261627

I wasn't sure what was wrong with it at first, they figured out it's the motherboard but they don't have any replacements for it. So I'm going to get it back, find a motherboard online and buy that to replace it.

>>261636

Oh I see.

Makes sense if money is tight I guess. Otherwise they'd make a profit if you told them to get a new board.

>>261598

Not really, just a regular day. NDIA rep called and said that they were going to investigate us for fraud if we don't give them a good excuse as to why $14k of funds was misplaced.

>>261638

I presume those funds were spent on someone's expensive samurai sword collection?

>>261638

lol why are they even giving you guys the option to bullshit? they should just get SAPOL or the AFP on it.

>>261639

Or imported liquor, you know.. the normal

>>261639

$14k wouldn't even buy one decent one, m'lady

>>261638

and why hasn't he taken the hint and just replaced the missing money and say it was an accounting mistake? or does he have no cash?

why don't we have a warhammer flag?

>>261644

Only warhammer neet should be allowed to use it

>>261645

unfortunately i already have two flags also starting with w

>>261646

Wandjina walkies neet

Just did the online practice test and got 5/16. I know all the content well but I've forgotten most of it. I'm going to revise tonight and I think I'll do well.

>>261648

Learn the correct answers to the ones you got wrong. There is always a high chance of one of the questions being in the test and if you know the answer that is a mark you can get without even trying.

>>261614

I would not trust NK near a balcony

Off to kmart for a bed sheet. I've had a really productive day considering I got 2 hours last night. Better sleep well or I'll be pissed. Didn't get a shift though.

>>261650

If he has a bit of build up he could shoot the poo quite far off a high story building. Hopefully it could land onto someone and they can take his poo picture that they post on Twitter.

>>261651

Get a black one so you can show off the wank stains

>>261653

I've got a black and a grey one. The black one has lube stains, might get a red one to hide the future period sex stains

>>261652

I'm genuinely surprised there are not more "shat on by a drunk guy on a balcony" stories. Maybe you're onto something here, he could start a new internet trend

Anyone sitting on a balcony railing in a poo position brings me anxiety

>>261655

#shittyday #smelly #rainingbrown

>>261656

You'll never make it as a sky shitter

>>261658

I kind of want to see what happens when you let go of a turd way up in the sky, right over a city.

Would it have enough velocity to kill by the time it hits the ground?

>>261659

It would likely depend on what type of shit it is

>>261661

Make sure you use an umbrella around tall buildings, uptightneet

>>261662

>umbrella

If it's an armor piercing poo then he's only drawing a target on himself.

>>261661

You haven't been able to appreciated NK's greatest poos audio clip yet?

>>261661

you hgave vaseball practise anyway

Whose hand is that in the OP image?

>>261503

Cruisy might be able to arrange a Sudanese feeder to come round and stuff your gob with fried chicken

Wank sacrifice

A customer has just collected her pizza, it's obvious she's had a tiresome and stressful day. Her kids are acting up in the foyer and as she spins around to speak to them she drops her pizza all over the floor. What do you do?

Roll your eyes and complain as you will have to clean up.

Charge her again and tell her to wait another 10 minutes.

Offer to remake for free and deliver so she won't have to wait.

Would offer to remake it for free and deliver it be the right option? Sorry, I'm a retard and just want to make subpar pizzas for Pajeets to deliver to you fellas.

>>261579

I've seen abos do that a few times on busy roads, usually the paint sniffers

>>261669

Option 4: rape her

>>261669

Remake and deliver would probably would get a good customer that would return. Waiting for food has destroyed my opinion of some local restaurants that delivered reasonably good food except it was shithouse portions. Cunts were also rude on the phone.

>>261671

Then make her eat the pizza off the floor

>>261674

>tfw never had a gf

>>261673

She may even enjoy it.

>>261664

I've been thinking about a part two

>>261675

That's pretty rough unna

>>261674

That's supposed to say wank, please correct that for next time

>>261675

How old are you neet?

>>261675

Now that you have the monies you can rent a gf for an hour or two

NK when you cause a scene what cleaning products do you recommend? Your dad keeps telling me about how Imperial leather soap does it for him, but I am not satisfied with that answer.

>>261680

Maybe.

>>261675

>iktf

>>261674

>no semi-rural and remote, country town, wholesome, fit and anglo gf

I'm pretty sure everyone living in the country areas is now clinically obese.

>>261686

Not the indigenous community

>>261683

I won't tell you all my secrets but I'll let you in, cleaning bumholes is done through scooping out the mess with a teaspoon (table spoon if it's a regular target) to get the chunks and flies/bugs out with. Then I stick a garden hose up there with a bit of generic dish soap, then a coat of bleach and a mild rinse in salt water.

Finish it all off with a bit of talcum powder and she's ready for the used card yard

>>261688

Thank you.

>>261686

Why would that be? Most people around my way are pretty /fit/ aside the few genetic anomalies.

>>261681

I'm 22

>>261692

Long way from wizardhood

>tfw severely depressed

>>261694

Have a exercise +/ read +/ hobby

>>261692

You might meet one at work

Bedsheet: acquired.

Hawaiin tear and share: going down the hatch.

Coles green smoothie: going down the hatch.

Trackie status: remaining clean.

Car fuel: above half full.

Sobriety status: 3 complete days.

All required daily chores: complete.

Tomorrows to-do list: complete.

Stress level: low.

Motivation level: medium-high.

Poo quality: good.

Wank status: imminent.

Waiting for room service bros

>>261698

Wank surprise?

>>261640

Apparently it's sort of normal. I dunno man,

>>261697

Nice work mate.

>>261697

Good work

>>261643

That's what will happen.

>>261700

You need to start embezzling to fund the NEET commune.

>>261704

it would be a good time to frame the already-stealing boss…

>>261705

1 turned out shit, I'll put 2 up.

>>261707

danke

>>261667

>Sudanese

I did not talk to her today.

>>261708

>>261517

At least if I have to move house I have my family who'll move my shit with me and will pay the deposit

>>261697

You'll be promoted to the wagie general in no time

Do aussies like kate bush?

>>261692

Might be time to consider a career in homosexual degeneracy

>>261669

Number 2, you can't do that for one person and not the next.

>>261714

this song is about riding rockets and giving your wife aids on the sly

I'm confused, why is DSPneet called shitey?

>>261713

My dad had sex with her. I'm not joking.

Not sure if I've told this story before.

He was up north, I think it was while he was helping build that crocodile building at Jabiru in the 70's and she was on some tour.

>>261717

he complained once about not being a named neet, so i dubbed him ShiteyPostingWheelchairNEET

>>261718

>>261713

… but no, her music's terrible.

>>261718

Kek fair play to him lad she was pretty fit in the 70s.

>>261674

That would require you being a real man.

My cousin got married recently, she's a country nurse. She married a stockman who musters cattle for a living. Just thinking about him makes me feel inadequate.

>>261722

Are you saying you want to fuck your cousin?

I'm nervous about tonights sleep, I'm not particularly tired even after a hard day and little sleep.

>>261721

He was a long haired bushranger in a hotted up ute in the NT on drugs, that was the Australian experience she was looking for.

>>261722

Some of those so-called real men blub like little bitches when they can't make the loan repayments on their shit.

>>261723

Err, no. Don't know how you got that out of it. I was thinking about his big, stockman dick. I did mention inadequate.

>>261726

He owns a station in rural NSW

>>261728

oh well, stand by for the suicide or the crying like a girl on 60 Minutes next time a drought hits hard

>>261696

This is what I was thinking too. He'll be right.

>>261729

You are very pessimistic.

>>261697

Good man.

>>261733

I want a stable monogamous relationship, not multiple STI/Ds

>>261734

I hear anal hpv is pretty popular these days.

Where the fucks my dinner bros

I chatted up a english slut when i was 17 and she was like 23, gave her my number and she texted me two days later asking to meet up, ghosted her lol

>>261737

Pajeets probably got lost and it went cold.

>>261736

The only way this is possible is when one girl (best blowjob ive ever had) put her finger up my ass while she wanked and sucked me off. pretty good tbh, wouldn't mind it again

>>261739

She was 45 and she was a boong

>>261741

That bitch was just after your poos

I also had this cougar chick at cottesloe eye fuck me and signaled for me to come fuck her in her car but i wussed out, she was hot but probably dirty as fuck. A succubus

>>261741

Did you moan?

>>261745

Yah dude moaned so much i dropped my bowls in her mouth hurrrrrrrrrr

>>261739

Chad AF

>>261741

hot

>>261744

Should've gone YOLO etc.

>>261746

Did you poo?

60 thousand year old fossilised boong poos

Metamucil is a bulk-forming fiber laxative. This medicine works by absorbing liquid and swelling in the intestines to create a softer, bulky stool that is easier to pass. Metamucil is used to treat occasional constipation or bowel irregularity.

>>261753

You can always pay a prostie

>>261753

You can always sweet talk a NEET

>>261753

Sounds like you need a wank

>>261757

Night mate, hopefully you can adjust. I don't know if there is an easier way.

>>261760

Good night beautiful.

>>261757

we should swap jobs then

since in my work they don't care what I say only what I do, the caveat being I'm shit at my job

Anyone wanna do this?

https://youtu.be/vIA-Huc-haY?t=10

>>261758

I was just about download a wank but after seeing this image it reminded me that piracy of wanks is immoral. Instead I will use the wank I bought last week at the local wank store.

>>261763

No thanks.

BOONGS ON PARADE

Why do the larpers always come out late at night.

>>261767

>What do? Let's brainstorm.

There's not a whole lot we could do.

I suggest, sit back, relax and:

Have a wank +/ goon +/ binge

I'm just not so sure it's a good idea to name the jew theays semme yp ke;; asd gfsdewewgacd cdsaf s

>>261770

Formal

W A N K R U P T C Y

Proceedings have drawn against you for your lack of wanks.

A high quality, rejuvenating sleep with no need to fight the alarm. Finally.

Maybe the alcohol withdrawal insomnia is going away.

Picked up a shift, slowly starting to save myself

Morning all.

Pissed down for a while there overnight.

>>261776

You'll be able to afford a good bottled goon soon.

>>261777

Good morning.

>>261780

*honk* *honk*

Feels so fucking GOOD not to be hungover for once and actually being organised in the morning NEETs

>>261783

>lnn-oor

quoth the raven "nevermore"

But I don't wanna go to work mum.

>>261785

I'm going in late after I drop the shitmobile off at the mechanic.

eat h the nigger get away with it

muh thin blue line

https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/verdict-in-police-shooting-death-of-unarmed-australian-woman-justine-ruszczyk-damond/news-story/6c7d152489328baf4f72e63761f04425

>>261783

>>261779

>>261777

Good morning

>>261786

Hope it doesn't cost you an arm and a leg.

>>261788

Morning.

The nigger was found guilty

>>261773

He's about to wank that lion

>>261793

Craig is the working man's goon, Ross.

As it's been 3 days since I have left the house I might see if I can get to coles and do some shopping today

>>261795

Do you want a different flag, or does dspNEET. This is confusing me

>>261796

there is more than one dspneet here, but dont worry i wont use the flag again

>>261797

I made him a new flag, don't be like that.

New flag

Morning neets. Thanks to the wonders of sleep meds, 10 hours of sleep, and a welfare system that ensures I don't have to do anything anytime soon, I'm feeling pretty good this morning

>>261797

The problems is that the dsp flag implies that we're physically disabled. Some of us are mentally disabled instead.

>>261794

Craig goons, Ross wanks

Mid-semester test today neets, nervous but should go good. I've revised and know the content really well now, notes written out etc. I have some terrible wind however which might make things unpleasant for the other test takers.

>>261803

If things go badly you can always quietly unleash enough farts to convince the invigiliators there's a gas leak and they have to evacuate.

20 degrees today in Shitbourne, feeling pretty stressed out about the wage.

That bad thread about webcams has been created again. Please delete it.

Ok NEETs

so far it looks like Shirtless Boong is winning /unna/ with Tony in second http://poal.me/flsiuc

And /ausneets/ is a 3 way tie between Dan, NK and Tony http://poal.me/jwvxdw

>>261807

I just put NK into first place.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-05-01/racist-slogan-found-on-aboriginal-senate-candidate-poster/11061246

>>261811

Why is Abo censored, what the fuck?

>>261812

Contractions are hate speach don't you know?

I'm a meet again. My life looked like this year was going to be the year when my life started. Sucks to be lied to

>>261814

Which noot are you and what happened?

>>261815

18y/o neet. Got a high atar and then hated uni and had no friends

been looking for a job but staying in bed till 1pm has been comfy

>>261817

You should of picked a course based on what you liked, it doesn't matter if you got a 95, you shouldn't do medicine if you don't like it

education is wasted on the young

>>261818

Yeah true but at that point I didnt know what I liked. And I got a 92 star but chose an 82 star course. How'd you know I did medicine?

>>261819

exactly thats why abos drop out of pre school they are ascended beigns

>>261820

You took a place from somebody who genuinely wanted to study medicine and help people.

>>261820

Is this undergraduate medicine you're talking about?

>>261824

Yeah

>>261825

So you were a rural student, I take it? How'd you go on the UMAT?

>>261820

Because most people with a really high ATAR kinda get pushed into that

>>261826

Nah went to tafe. Had never done chemistry and it fucked with me cause it was something they assume you did in high school, but we didn't do that at tafe.

>>261827

Yeah I nearly went into UNSW medical science which you needed a 90 atar for. Glad I didnt.

>>261828

Chemistry probably was the best class I had in high school, was bretty gud

>>261829

I liked it. I just didn't get it. If I understood Chem I think I coulda worked with it. I was still trying to understand the first lecture why we were already on the 3rd. I also just didnt like the uni environment I prefer tafe.

>>261830

TAFE is pretty chill

And NEET before I go off to wage is that you should do what makes you feel good

Money is pointless, all you need is enough to get by

>>261828

What pathway did you take from TAFE into undergrad medicine?

Anyone know which universities don't charge for applications?

>>261833

You apply through UAC. Uni applications are a thing of the past

>>261831

Yeah I'll get there I think. Being a neet gets me by

>>261832

I did year 12 at tafe. Got my atar from that. Year 12 at tafe was 2 English subjects really…

>>261834

>You apply through UAC. Uni applications are a thing of the past

As long as the uni I want to apply to participates with UAC.

>>261831

TAFE is shit in my experience. A lot of how good your educational experience is depends on the quality of your fellow students, and the ones at TAFE tend to be low quality.

>>261834

There is a non-refundable processing charge of $70.00 AUD. You can pay using Mastercard, Visa or PayPal.

Free huh?

>>261836

at the aircraft trade school i went to the instructors were paid so fucky shitty and the turnaround was crazy and they fucked up so many students training streams including mine.

The organisations are held together with spit and paperclips and paperwork is enormous. fucking tafes trying survive in clown world poor bastards

You have a casual job in the Deli and can see some things coming up on your social calendar that could affect your ability to work over the next week. You:

A Tell your roster manager you may not be available at certain times

B Wait until the events are confirmed and tell your manager as soon as they are

C Shuffle events a little as you’ve decided your shifts are more important

D Tell your team manager you can’t work, but you’ve mentioned to other team members that there may be extra shifts available

Which would be the right choice?

>>261839

C

>>261840

Thank fuck, that's what I chose.

>>261839

E chuck a sickie on the days you need off

Two days in a fucking row I've booked phone appointments with Centrelink just for the dumb cunts to never ring me then claim I missed the appointment.

>>261787

What a fucking retarded nigger.

>>261836

The students at Tafe are mostly Asians, a few pajeets, muslims and boomers.

>>261845

Type 5 if I had to guess.

So I won't be getting my NEETbux until at least the 15th, good time to quit smoking I suppose.

>>261837

Yeah this is for every uni tho, so instead of paying $70 for each uni app you just make an account on UAC and can apply to any uni that, yeah participates.

If you can't afford to pay for an application then idk how you will be able to pay for uni.

An RSA is a must have for applying to places like Dan's, right?

>>261836

I think the reason why i liked it most is because everyone in my class was white, including the teachers. One was like 1% abo and went on about muh ancestors and shit. But yeah, they are paid like shit and deserve more.

>>261850

Honestly not sure, when I got mine I was under the impression it was more in regards to bar tending work where you're actually poring drinks.

Dan's is more like a supermarket retail environment.

I don't know, probably a good idea to get one for a place like Dan's, looks good on the resume if anything else.

you guys are my only friends

>>261853

>iktf

>>261850

Yeah you gotta have one. Really stupid, but it's because Liquorland, BWS, Dans, etc etc do taste tests and you have to pour the alch. So you have to pay $130 for an RSA to make sure you don't pour a 150ml shot instead of a 50ml one or whatever.

>>261853

That's sad, wish it didn't apply to me.

>>261858

God I wish a thicc church cutie would piss on me.

>>261858

Sounds like you need a wank

>>261853

I want the Church qt to touch her self over me and squirt her warm jucies in my face.

>>261863