/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

DRUNK

Was the last thread the fastest one ever?

>>130040

>that pepe

You're killin me

NEET CONVOY

>>130047

GOON

>>130048

It lasted 5 hours 5 minutes.

>>130053

Not for good reasons, though.

>>130048

I think so, lots of drunk shitposting courtesy of Dan.

How the fuck did a new thread start already? The previous thread was made earlier tonight.

>>130055

Bit of a mixed bag,

I think I felt my liver throb.

>>130057

DAN'D

>>130053

If we keep this pace up we'll surpass /aus/ in 19 days

GET POSTING LADS

So mateys are we unironically going to go to cheeseys wedding if he ever marries tabitha because I'm in

>>130063

yeah i'd go

>>130062

I agree, the only NEET I have any disagreement with is BO then again we know the rules

OP is always a fag

>>130065

noice

>>130067

I didn't know what to draw honestly, I've never seen the film so I had no context.

>>130069

That's some crime thriller material right there.

>>130070

>I've never seen the film so I had no context

There is zero context beyond the plane scene getting memed through tactile meme saturation. Like a collaborative media nuking.

>>130063

>tabitha

It's Tahlia

>>130073

Huh. Guess I'll give it a shot gimme a few mins

>>130070

CIA is literally only in the one scene, the plane scene, where he is killed, you can use the pic I posted before as reference of if you want to please watch this, this video is context for everything in /bane/ lore

>>130074

Oh fuck it is, I'm a tad gooned though, any ways Cheesy are you inviting us to any wedding and bucks party

>>130069

A decent story, reminds us that there are parts of this country so different than what we are used to

>>130077

I really don't know, I think it's still a few years away.

>>130071

>giving money to bethesda

Anon, please. You're actively killing the games industry by doing that. Pirate those games. It's easy.

>>130080

fair enough though no matter what you do we're there for you and if you ever ned help mlet me know

>>129930

Fantastic work artNEET

>>129941

Yeah, she doesn't even care about their history or anything.

>>129973

I used to want to get the stockade but dero cunts and unions have ruined it and I don't want to explain myself to anyone

>>129975

I was thinking that too. I've just been on the loo again that's why I'm catching up.. again.

I hope not though, it's still better than when I was eating painkillers like a cooked unit.

>>129985

>Praise nature

Nice sentiment.

>>129992

The "creamies", as far as I've known them are the half cast Broome black fellas that are half Japanese. The Jap's went there to dive for pearls and rooted lots of the abos.

>>130083

You are a very fast drawer.

>>130081

Yeah you've got a point. For some reason I still thought Interplay.

Aight, fuck em, I'll pirate.

>>130082

Will do, thanks m7.

>>130083

His fingers don't look that little.

>>130084

I don't know about that, the first time I've heard the term Creamie I think was when I came across The Rabbit Proof Fence with the assimilation policy Australia had on turning aboriginese "proper white"

>>130083

nice

>>130089

I've never heard it in that context but that does make sense.

>>130092

Good night

>>130092

Night, NEET.

>>130092

Goon night.

>>130078

Some good rape in that film

>>130096

You only get out what you put in.

>>130097

You only get what you give.

>>130099

http://www.glamadelaide.com.au/a-new-off-grid-tiny-house-getaway-experience-has-hit-south-australia/

>>130099

I'd prefer a log cabin but being able to wank aggressively at animals and hikers is a good trade-off.

Crazy Noonga

>>130092

nite goon neet

>>130103

sup NK, what is your job and how are you doing in it

How often do NEETs get the hicuups I've goteem

>>130106

I'm not NK. I was trying to summon him.

>>130108

lets summon nk together

there is actually a drug called thebaine

Or as I will call it, the big drug for you

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thebaine

>>130109

BOONG RAPE

>>130111

PAINFUL ABORIGINE SUMMONING

Just poured my first cup of goon for the night, I haven't had goon since before my trip and I must say I missed it

>>130113

If your goon cup 2 liters like mine?

>>130114

Nah just an old coffee mug

>>130112

Unemployed aboriginal youth

>>130115

use an old icecream container like me

>>130117

That's not a cup. That's not even a jug. That's ascension.

>>130118

The emperor of goon kinf

>>130120

Love these landscapes. Makes me feel a bit homesick.

>>130117

I used to use a old water bottle back in the day, in high school I would go with my Tongan mate to this bottle o run by a gook who would always serve him and we'd buy a cask and split it 50/50, those where simpler times

>>130120

nite rural NEET

I went to the shower, had an allergic attack as soon as I got in.

Now I have a reason not to wash my penis.

>>130122

>Bottle O

>Run by a gook

I don't even need to do detective work, how's it been Monk, was the earthquake any bad for you and will you make sure you will watch the best 8chan cup

>>130124

Being allergic to hygiene is what they always say.

>>130124

What specifically triggered the attack?

>>130125

>Monk

You've got the wrong NEET, I admitted to something which is part of my NEET lore in my post, However, you are right in a weird way as I am in the same city as Monk

>>130120

Mad Dan, Goon road

>>130128

Wait you're a Jakarta NEET Only kidding, with the Australian flag I can tell you're from here, as far as I know you're the Melbourne NEET that manages a liquor store in the middle of the city

>>130130

>manages a liquor store

In my dreams, I'm the Melbourne NEET who may or may not be known for his tales of fucked up shit in his past

Fuck

Cup of goon number ???

>>130132

>tfw depressed

>>130134

Are you trying to cure their depression or their existence?

>>130127

I don't actually know because I haven't been examined by a doctor due to not going outside.

All I know is that randomly I get rashes and some things give me allergies sometimes, and sometimes they don't.

My best guess is psychological factors but I wouldn't know I'm just a neet.

>>130073

Guess someone doesn't like big guys.

>>130139

Rest in peace hotwheels.

>>130099

>>130100

>Throw off the shackles of consumerism, possessions[…]

>CABN is priced from $190 per night.

Good morning NEETs and a Goon morning to our gooned NEETs

>>130144

Morning

Good night neets

>>130142

>mummybot never lets me go outside

>one day she switches from that to "why don't you go outside?"

Why do boomers do this?

>>130146

Goon night NEET

>>130149

You'd think that with so much enriching the homeless population of Britain wouldn't be skyrocketing.

>>130149

Sad

>>130069

A pretty good story. I was expecting paranormal events though.

>>130099

>Would you live in one of these?

Yes so long as I owned the land it was on.

Good morning NEETs.

I have put my sheets in the washing machine. I hope it doesn't rain today.

>>130154

When were they last washed?

>>130121

It's my wallpaper, one of 5 pics i have saved to this new pc.

I miss it too.

>>130155

Well these are my summer sheets, they were washed at the start of Autumn when I switched to my flannelette ones and have been sitting in the cupboard since then. They are not dirty from use but I am just washing them to freshen them up a bit after they got a bit stale spending months in the cupboard.

I have not washed my flannelette ones at all since I put them on at the start of autumn. I will just throw them out when I change over, and then buy new ones next autumn.

Good morning friends.

>>130158

Good morning my friend. How are you feeling this morning? And lasting effects from the booze yesterday?

>>130130

That's spergNEET.

>>130144

>>130145

Good morning.

>>130159

I had the runs last night but I think it was from the kfc. I was pretty much sober by the time I had tea.

>>130161

Morning.

>>130162

Have you got much planned for today?

>>130164

Just washing and if time allows (if I can get the clothes off the line in time) mowing the lawn.

It needs to be done, I might just hang them inside.

Only issue is that if it rains.

If I had got pissed on friday night like I had planned I would've been able to go on a NEETcruise with my friend who I used to go on drives with. I haven't even seen him since I started working this job. I was too tired on friday for a drink, so today in between loads of washing and mowing I'm going to play god of war.

I was thinking about going to the sunday markets last night (there's a few around Adelaide) but I can't be fucked.

>>130141

Hah, that's pretty funny. I just saw the pic but didn't read the story.

Morning.

You guys went crazy after I went to bed.

>>130165

Do you get your suit dry-cleaned?

>>130168

I have always been crazy you just haven't noticed.

>>130168

You can blame the Irish liquor merchant for that.

>>130166

Morning mate

>>130169

Yeah but I haven't yet. I should.

>>130107 After I eat anything I get them about half the time

>>130176

Good morning Karen.

>>130176

Hey baby, that seems backwards.

>>130176

Good morning Karen.

>>130178

It has been long established that your shower practices are perverse.

I just put my sheets out. The sky is looking dubious. If it rains I will rage.

dubious penis

>>130169

>>130174

I am feeling a little bit embarrassed by that. It has been on my mind a fair bit, when I asked my mate he said he cleans his about once every 4-6 weeks. My boss suggested a dry cleaners but that is on the other side of work. It opens at 8 am so I could get to it but it is an effort first thing in the morning. An extra 3/4 of an hour to go that far further, talk to them and then get back to work by 9. I will have to though. That's actually the main reason why I bought another suit. They are both still relatively clean but still, my everyday clothes I at most wear twice then wash them.

>>130180

I feed my aura to the council and you are all better off for it.

>>130181

It is, my everyday clothes were in the machine so I did them first. I hope that it stays sort of ok til at least they are dry. I doubt my inside hanging rack is not big enough for two loads.

>>130184

When you buy your suits, spend the extra on a second pair of trousers. Two or three suits and trouser rotation should mean you can go three months without needing to dry clean them, provided you hang the trousers up properly at the end of each day.

>>130187

That's a great idea, cheers webster. please NEETgod let my lore be right

>>130188

Correct.

>>130184

The wagie life is relentless.

And now you have set the mood.

>>130191

A classy NEET.

>>130193

>>130191

That is not how I view Weber.

>>130194

You are not seeing him for what he is. There's more than just a big guy with a bbq.

>>130181

Did you not check the radar beforehand? http://www.bom.gov.au/products/national_radar_sat.loop.shtml

>>130196

I am not smart enough to work out what all that means.

I checked the weather website and it said there was only a 10% chance of rain today.

>>130197

I strung a rope under my back verandah, so I can hang stuff up there when it rains.

>>130197

I didn't check either.

Click on the suburb name here.

http://www.bom.gov.au/sa/forecasts/map7day.shtml

mummybot fetishism.

>Ah oh, ah oh, oh don't you know I love you love you so.

What's the plan for today NEETies?

>>130201

Recovering from Dan's poison.

>>130201

Probably going to work on a comic or something.

>>130202

Dan's gifts exact their toll.

>>130202

The goontax in action.

>>130203

Are we going to see the result?

>>130201

House/room cleaning, gardening, cooking, eating, etc etc.

>>130202

You should drink mid-strength beer, it's near impossible to get drunk-enough on them to even get hungover.

Breaking news

Coles supermarkets across the country have been unable to open due to a "network error".

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-08-19/coles-stores-nationwide-shutdown/10137418

>>130209

I'm not sure what that means but good luck. Take a pic if you feel like it.

>>130198

I have been planning to do that for ages. I even bought some clothesline, but I never get around to it.

>>130204

>Are we going to see the result?

Yeah man, absolutely. I'll just dump it when it's finished.

>>130212

Cheers mate. Looking forward to it.

I'm off for a bit, going to play PS for a while.

>>130211

It's pretty useful. This time of year I usually hang the week's smalls and a pair of jeans under the verandah so I have something to wear if the rain sets in.

>NEET General #173 - Feminine Edition

tits or gtfo

>>130201

I am doing nothing today. I had a shower and my bi-weekly shave. A few things are out on the line. And that is it. It will just be internet use for the rest of the day.

>>130218

>purely for scientific knowledge.

Tell us more about her, so we can study this subject.

>>130218

It sounds like a terrible idea.

>>130222

Sounds nice.

>>130207

I hope you NEETs stocked up on tendies

Are feminine penis bulges acceptable in such an edition?

>>130226

Never

>>130218

Unless Argentina is stuck in the 1800s socially I'd strongly advise against it

>>130201

I'm going to read some books and mow my lawn (or make plans to mow my lawn later)

>>130229

>read some books

Which books?

Don't cry for me Argentinan cousin

The truth is I'd never touch you

All through my wild days, my mad existence

I kept my promise

Don't keep your distance

>>130224

If it's a first or second cousin and you have kids from a resulting accident chances of genetic problems increase significantly (often significant developmental issues with the children).

I would stay away from relationships from family. You most likely are interested in her because you seek someone out like you even if its unconscious desire. People who are adopted and separated from birth sometimes form sexual relationships with their immediate family because of this very desire. I would consider having a wank or hiring a prostitute Also do you care being isolated from your family as they all shun you because of your actions, which is something to consider if the girl blames it all on you?

>>130197

It's just an image of Australia with rain over it showing where it is currently raining. The blue stuff is rain, if it's heading towards your domicile that means you're going to get wet if you sit outside.

>>130233

This is the one he wants: http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR644.loop.shtml#skip

>>130230

Currently rereading Crime & Punishment and also reading Murakami's A Wild Sheep Chase

It's a pretty comfy combination

>>130235

Reading two pieces of fiction at once is fine until the storylines start bleeding into each other in your head. Suddenly Mr Darcey is fucking an android sheep and things are getting messy.

is shireNEET here? he's the only one who would get this. i was a woronora heights oval watch daddybot play his soccer final and it was funny i could see the apartment complex's in kirrawee being built from there. its apparently 4km away i was pretty impressed.

>>130053

Cruisy went through an entire thread in 5~ hours…

>>130078

>that filename

Thanks for spoiling a film I was probably never going to watch.

>>130086

But you already bought them.

>>130099

Yes, though I reckon I could build something better.

>>130120

That's some beautiful scenery.

>>130141

Muh nature. FUck me, used to that amount per week living in a shitty caravan park.

>>130236

Yeah it's always a balancing act to keep the novels different enough that it's not a problem. I can usually handle three novels at once without internally forming weird fanfiction all the time

>>130237

Fucking your own family member because she reminds you of someone else is a horrible idea, Lionel

>>130238

They are putting up hi-rise apartments everywhere in the shire, it's horrible.

>>130218

>anglos

Essentially it's unspeakable but they all do it.

>>130239

>Cruisy went through an entire thread in 5~ hours…

I replied to the thread in 5 hours, lots of NEETs were going hard.

Didn't seem that fast to me tbh

>I could build something better.

I like that it's movable, I was more getting at living out of a caravan

>beautiful scenery.

I was looking at pics for wallpapers. Most of them are cities, oceans or the middle of the desert. Pics like that one capture what I see Australia as and are very homely.

>>130239

Also, how long did you live in a caravan park?

My dad lived in one in Pt Augusta for years and used to call it the krap navarac because that's what he saw in the mirror everyday when going to work.

>>130242

Who's buying them up?

>>130246

I dunno, probably chinese, I know the apartments at Kirrawee are a mix of housing commission and private.

>>130246

Chinese

>>130247

>>130248

>buying an apartment

>ever

fucking idiots tbh

>>130247

Actually one of my friends sister bought one of the apartments at Kirrawee, one bedroom for $450,000ish

>>130144

Good morning

>>130249

i can understand the money is safer in Australia than china.

>>130250

That mixture sends an odd message

>>130249

I wouldn't mind living in an apartment tbh, my current house is too big for me.

>>130251

>$450,000ish

last time i heard they were going for over $600,000 someone has been lying to me.

I could never lived in an apartment. Hearing all the noises from neighbours in every direction. smells from disgusting foreign cooking. No no no.

>>130255

No gf to share it with?

>>130253

This is pretty much all it is, capital flight. You are right, it isn't about getting a good return or wisely buying a property. It is all about just getting often dirty money out of China.

Makes me rage we haven't either

1. Banned foreigners from owning (residential) property like NZ, Canada, all of Asia etc.

2. Taxed it to the teeth, they'll pay anyway

>>130257

Imagine living years of your life without a single place to noisily masturbate. It would be like being an eternal teenager

>>130258

Well she doesn't live with me at the moment.

>>130257

Same, the thing with apartments is that there is no value. No one wants to live in a 20-30 year old apartment complex. Apartments lose value, but land (Housing) typically goes rise in value.

>>130257

Most contemporary apartments have sound proof walls.

>>130260

why would you care what your neighbours think put porn as loud as possible. drive down the property price.

>>130263

I have heard they are built cheap and nasty in a lot of cases and people have huge problems with many aspects of them including the sound-proofing.

>>130264

Such vulgarity is the domain of few select neets

>>130265

Yeah, the sound proofing is only going to cut out talking and the like. It's not going to cut out stomping around, banging on the walls, and people screaming at each other.

>>130267

what would happen if you want to roleplay some a rape with your GF?

>>130268

Nobody reports anything.

At least that is my impression when there is a trial or coronial inquest and all the witnesses called say they heard it but didn't do anything.

>>130270

It's okay mate, accept Jesus into your heart and fuck a nice non genetically similar woman

>>130250

Nice ballsack there.

>>130269

so i can get kinky with my future GF in an apartment. thats good to know.

>>130271

I wonder if argie anon is WHITE

>>130274

I bet he thinks he is.

>>130274

I wonder if neet king is sober

>>130274

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Latin_Americans

(((wikipedia)))

>>130275

Went to post memes.

Got none.

>it was of a black guy with insane sunburn and the skin was being peeled off and the skin underneath was white. I named it Argie_Evloution.jpg

Pretend I posted it.

>>130274

>>130275

Don't start bulling. I'm very white.

>>130278

Why don't you transfer all your files from the old laptop to the new? Just use a USB stick.

Just ate the three twisters I had left over from last night. As soon as they hit my gut actually as soon as the second hit my gut, but I kept eating it started gurgling and I let out a big fart. I'm probably going to be crook again.

I wouldn't survive in the wild.

I'd be the test subject for the witchdoctors medicines.

>>130277

>all countries have an exact estimate except for Mexico which has between 10 and almost 50 percent of their population

>>130281

I feel like that's cheating. Plus I have shit saved on there from the far reaches of the web that are more than likely malicious.

I don't really understand what that means but I want this laptop to stay pure.

>>130282

Living away from that gross food would probably do you good

>>130282

After I get the runs I can't stand the sight of food that I think might have caused them. No way I could have eaten a left over KFC meal like that the next day after having the shits.

>>130284

The laptop will only stay as pure as you keep yourself.

>>130290

Your birthday was a couple of days ago. Now you're just another NEET and everybody gets a roasting from time to time.

Is Latin America just invading us now?

>>130284

Sounds like you would benefit from running something like Sandboxie

>>130297

Argies are better than Huehues at least.

>>130297

Don't be too bitter my friend, you're welcome here

>>130297

Is that the cousin?

Mornin NEETs

what're your plans for the Sunday?

>>130298

>shitty chocolate

>inferior barbecues

>entire west coast cucked by chile

>italians larping as whites

>brazillian puppet state

>lost the great "get the crowd in the stadium to invade the field and give the soccer players of the foreign team a beating" wars in the 1970s and 1980s

Nah.

>>130302

Yet they're still not Huehues. So they have that going for them.

Is it time for red text?

Does Japan have a luxury car brand? I can't think of one. They make such good cars but Europe seems to have the monopoly on luxury.

>>130304

never.

>>130305

Lexus if you count it.

>>130306

never.

>>130302

Brazilian NEET I have lost respect for you after you made those disturbing pro-paedophilia remarks yesterday. What were you thinking?

>>130304

<only small red text

>>130311

>brits

We're humans here though. The Falkland Islands are British though, I have to give the bongs that.

>>130311

>15 years old

Right when you were getting the upper hand over hueneet for not being a pedo

>>130310

<only small red text

>>130314

>==wrong==

>>130312

Pity they hadn't bombed the coast of Argentina when the Falklands war broke out.

>>130317

Well done mate. It always feels good to develop new skills and acquire new knowledge.

>>130309

After a while I just accepted what the penis was telling me since I knew it was stronger.

>>130317

Good job NEET, so you can fix my car.

>>130319

There is a reason dickhead is considered an insult

>>130319

>I just accepted what the penis was telling me

You never do that mate. The penis leads every man astray and needs to be kept firmly in check at all times.

>>130317

Good job, fren.

You saved yourself a bunch of money doing it yourself.

>>130323

A stiff prick has no conscience, as my old man used to say.

>>130237

>Have you ever

No.

>Should i act as i don't give a shit about her and just move on?

Act as if she is a family member, do what you need to do and move on.

>>130323

that is why we have cock cages

>>130327

it is also why cockfighting is illegal

>>130239

>But you already bought them.

I backed out last second, we're good.

good morning neets am peter from technical support where from are you ??

>>130330

My home page is stuck on lemonparty.org can you use team viewer to fix it.

>>130330

please be doing the needful and

FUCK OFF

>>130301

Unironically cleaning my room, probably get a bit of reading done too.

>>130333

What are you reading or planning to read?

>>130291

Nice pic. I guess that would be a huge part, constantly having new neighbours that could be shit.

>>130334

Bunch of books my auntiebought me over the years, all non-fiction stuff.

>>130313

>15 years old

They are third world after all.

>>130337

Her responsible parents let her go on an overseas trip by herself.

>>130277

I never knew this was a term

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_Swede

>>130339

>tfw talk tab is longer than article

>>130279

The only argie I knew was a darkie, the only Colombians I knew were very white

I'm doubting you Zambo

>>130342

you dumb dumb

>>130342

Try covering the chicken in aluminium foil first.

>>130344

lol

>>130277

Religion

Predominantly Christian (mainly Roman Catholics, with a minority of Protestants),[21] (((Judaism)))

>>130341

neet world sex tour when

>>130338

Uruguay is on the same landmass as Argentina

>>130342

You never put anything in a microwave uncovered.

>>130339

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puma_Swede

>>130349

Is your sister retarded?

>>130348

Was the first leg of her tour. Was off to New York next.

>>130349

In Year 12 in the common room, I put a flake chocolate bar in a foam cup in the microwave. Evacuated the entire building and the fire brigade was called.

>>130354

Put a bowl of water in the microwave, let it boil away for a few minutes and the steam will loosen up the crusted debris. Add some lemon juice to the bowl for a citrus scent.

>>130355

At least you got the chocolate bar though right.

>>130356

Wise words, NEET, I'll try that.

>>130355

>Year 12

That is a bit old for such shenanigans. You should have been a responsible individual by then.

>>130357

I was trying to make hot chocolate.

The entire thing melted and caught on fire and smoke went through the ducted air conditioner into the library.

>>130359

>17 year olds

>responsible

mate

>>130360

You live, you learn.

Worst microwave incident I've seen was someone putting in a 2-minute instant popcorn thing for 20 minutes and then leaving to take a dump. The next-door neighbour's smoke alarms went off first.

>>130362

You know those microwave meal things where it comes in a container with rice and the meal (curry or whatever) is in a foil bag? I was a retard that decided to just cook them both in the microwave without pouring the meal onto the rice.

I put a potato in for too long and it caught on fire. Smoke everywhere. The microwave was dead I had to get a new one.

My mistake was putting a single potato in for the same amount of time I usually put a whole plate packed full of them in for. I did not understand that the crowding made it take longer for them to cook.

Some people are born to eat cold food

>>130277

And coming back to this post, I wouldn't trust any of these numbers. South america is so racemixed most people don't even understand the concept of race, the great majority thinks race is a spectrum and that if their skin color is beige instead of brown they're nords. It's really hard to explain how things work well but that's the gist of it.

>>130346

Not exclusive to south america since it's actually an epidemic in the entire world but it's important to note south american christians aren't actually christian, just pretend christians, or more accurately cultural christians.

>>130365

EAT YOUR SHIT

>>130367

My shit is at a homely room temperature

>>130368

Mine's steamy and warm.

It's the hot kind of shit that slips out of your asshole and instantly starts smelling.

>>130368

It should exit you around 37oC.

Low quality conversation. Why can't you NEETs be moire wholesome and avoid disgusting topics?

>>130371

The wholesome neets are still at church

>>130371

>moire

Ay Moire, am on the oats.

>>130371

Why can't you avoid pleasant topics? We're trying to discuss the innards of poo so that we can come through a technological breakthrough and innovate, here.

One day you'll be thanking us for our research.

>>130352

No, she was about 5 or 6 years old

>>130089

The Stolen Generation is bullshit. Kids were getting neglected or abused, so the government issued orders to remove them from the families that were either not feeding them or ramming cocks up their arse, sometimes both. I think there has only been one case where a 'stolen' abo has successfully sued the government, because the police officer involved jumped the gun and took him away from his family before the court order came through, because he thought he'd be dead if he waited for due process. To clarify, I think it was some fella named Trevorrow, that was abused by his family. As a thank you to the government for saving him from another mile of cock up his arse, he sued them.

Bunch of social justice fan fiction.

>>130375

same thing really

>>130374

What happens to all the poo in the world? do they really just put it out in the ocean?

>>130378

A lot of it is given Australian citizenship

>>130376

Imagine going through all that effort just to get sued and have to apologize for it later.

Moral of the story is that you can't prevent self-destructive behaviour without earning severe resentment from those involved.

>>130371

High quality conversation. Why can't you NEETs just ignore us since you're too much of a brainlet to discuss these high IQ topics with us.

>>130218

I've got a cute cousin. She's adopted though, so it doesn't count.

>>130359

>Year 12

>responsible

Ha

>>130382

That's still weird

>>130144

Good morning, or rather afternoon, I was awoken from my goon slumber by mummybot yelling again, not comfy

>>130382

Have you given her your vitamin D yet?

>>130383

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't say I've changed mentally since I was like 15.

>>130384

Weird that she's cute?

>>130386

Fuck no, that's weird.

>>130388

Y-you're weird.

>>130385

Can't you just press her Snooze button and enjoy another 10 minutes of peace?

>>130387

I am literally Autistic but I feel like I'm still mentally maturing at 21

>>130387

Have you hung out around 15 year olds lately? The memory tends to gloss over the worst of it

>>130388

I took you following up "she's cute" with "we're not actually related though" to mean you wished to engage in incestual relations. If not then it's not weird

>>130385

when are you moving out

>>130391

It's actually proven people aren't fully mentally developed until early 20s.

>>130392

>Have you hung out around 15 year olds lately?

I didn't like 15 year olds at the time either, so that still checks out.

>>130392

She's cute, but also kind of a cunt, due to the fact she know's she's cute. I've got another cute cousin, who's really nice to me, but she's also retarded from a car accident. So even though I perved on her once, I feel bad about it. Double whammy of incest and taking advantage of the disabled.

>>130396

Don't worry Dan takes advantage of the disabled NEETs all the time

Kinda blessed

>>130356

>>130358

This is good, also you can put a little vinegar in the water.

I brought my items in off the line, successfully dried. Strong winds helped.

>>130396

If disabled people didn't want to be taken advantage of, they wouldn't be so easily swayed by dangling car keys in front of them.

>>130401

That is a valid point

>>130151

For who?

>>130404

That's a big depression.

>>130231

10/10