/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

fuck off

>>129266

I'd be more than happy to do that.

>>129270

Hopefully you're not the 6 inch jew neet

>>129264

You have a lot of potential left in you.

>>129272

Nope, generic white Auscunt.

>>129271

>using wank tissues

Just use your undies that you've worn for the past week.

>tfw have to wlak to the fridge to get another beer

>>129262

>You NEETs need to quit the booze and start getting high on life instead

That's way more expensive.

>>129274

>undies

*cumdies

wat evan is this thred

>>129278

It's the 172nd edition of the ausneets NEET General, and 378th Australian NEET General overall

>>129274

>Just use your undies that you've worn for the past week.

But i still need to wear them for another week

>>129280

>FREMANTLE

needs more brappers

>>129282

>But i still need to wear them for another week

Yeah, and?

>>129284

Like this?

https://efukt.com/20623_Scat_Fail.html

>>129284

>>129286

Revolting

I'd probably neck myself if shit was a turn on for me

>>129262

What a splendorous pepe

>>129286

for fuks sake

>>129286

Why is it germans that is always into scat.

>>129292

mean post

>>129292

It's better than my rape diploma

>>129293

shit fetishes, shit ideologies..

>>129296

That's pretty much a historically accurate gender studies diploma

>>129280

full of pooftas

>>129295

You made me laugh with that image, thank you.

>>129298

Each person raped gets a Cert III

>>129299

True, but dan's is never too busy so i can make do

>>129292

Save that silly stuff for /pol/ threads mate. That is not how we do it here. Know where you are.

>>129304

I'm sure someone is taking the minutes.

>>129304

please do not enter the record room

>>129304

Vile.

For those who poo pooed my last video I present you a better one:

https://efukt.com/21188_Kicked_In_The_Balls_Of_My_Heart.html

>>129305

Spoiler disgusting images please.

>>129302

it aint busy cause all the pooftas are sucking each other off over at first choice liquors public bathroom

>>129310

Oh you!

>>129303

boo hoo

>>129305

Yes it's been bobs in vagene

>>129306

I hope so

>>129307

Smells musky

>>129314

that bird peep makes me uncomfortable

>>129309

https://efukt.com/22466_THE_CERVIX_PUNCHER.html

>>129318

shut up hermione

>>129320

tfw no uptight witch gf

>>129319

I still prefer

https://efukt.com/20912_Ukrainian_Girl_Got_Talent_2.html

I feel that the quality of recent efukt video is going down

>>129309

Fuck that.

>>129311

You seem to know an awful lot about first choice

>>129322

Is this real life?

>>129327

Meant for

>>129324

>>129314

Anyone else here big enough of an autist to hope they'd get that Hogwarts Letter or whatever it was?

Also the first book was published over 20 years ago, now you know.

>>129326

Yes it is:

https://efukt.com/21005_How_Is_This_Even_Possible.html

>>129329

o cripes, said ginger ron, watch out, it hermione… she a feminist hary

hary potter made a note not to try to have any kindd of reason debate with hermione

chapter 2

oi hary pooter u can fuck off said the potions master professor christopher hitchens who wasnt dead in hary potter world

>>129324

I'd point my bone at her

>run down to the servo for some beer

>they don't sell after 2am because of a local law I never heard of

REEEE

>>129330

I watched this with the Allegretto from Beethoven's 7th Symphony playing in the background.

>>129330

oh my god

Wonder if Tahlia is comfortable enough around cheesey to let a few braaps rip

>>129336

A classy NEET.

>>129335

servos sell beer?

>>129338

if she aint okay with your brapper she aint a keeper

>>129113

I am sorry. I have slept off the majority of the booze

>>129338

yuck

>>129118

What a bunch of assholes

>>129135

The sun makes that look pretty cool.

>>129337

It's what happens if RapeNEET visits you to frequently.

>>129150

A lot of people die on that one (the old road there)

>>129156

The cuddly creek road and the one that goes from Houghton to gumeracha is cool.

>>129335

>servo

Well done mate.

>>129338

Let a big brapper rip with the gf in bed this morning, she had a smile of amusement and disgust on her face.

>>129165

Wow, nah, I can't remember you posting that before.

>>129168

>only had 4 fingers

I was going to be a smart ass and say we all do but what one did he cut off?

>>129178

>KFC

You have given me an idea.

I'll be back soon to finish catch up

>>129351

May be he could only count to four, did you considered that?

>>129349

Does she braap?

>>129351

Index finger on his right hand, he was right handed too so he has horrible handwriting.

>>129339

>>129335

>legal weed in october

>illegal alch sales after 2am

The current state of c*nadians

>>129354

I think she's still to shy to let off a brap.

>>129352

You can't drive after drinking.

>>129357

He'a burger who uses a leaf flag.

>>129358

adorable

>>129355

>Index finger on his right hand

Probably the worst one to lose.

>>129358

Sometimes girls brap and a poo comes out.

Sometimes if they brap while on they period it smells like rotten meat and errybody feel sick (and then bears come)

>>129360

almost as bad

>>129358

Honestly it's the first thing you should do when you first meet someone, just to clear the air so to speak

>>129358

Subtly start feeding her a lot of fermented stuff until she can't hold it and let her do a big stinky one on your face

>>129363

maybe the homosexual agenda is on to something

>>129365

I do it in the car the first time we drive somewhere together.

"Can you smell petrol?"

*she sniffs*

>>129362

Yep, he said it only took a second and he didn't even notice at first, just felt something brush his hand, looked down and his finger was missing and latter found it mangled on the floor, this was back in the 70s so they couldn't re-attach it.

The weekend crowd is low grade and disgusting with all these vile remarks and topics of conversation.

>>129215

I have not expired but I am off balance

>>129372

You mean the weekend crew is more worldly wise than you.

>>129372

It's just delicious forbidden butt air

>>129372

It's a nice break from the usual narkiness, narkyNEET

>>129373

I drank all my alcohols.

>>129377

poor planning

>>129248

I could probably manage four but that's pushing it. my prostate that is

>>129377

Start inhaling braaps

>>129378

or ahead of schedule?

I've had abotu 20 drinsk now

>>129377

You should always keep a backup

>>129372

I am going to refrain from wanking for a week and be a good boy then give the gf a big ropey surprise

>>129384

take some dick pills just in case

>>129381

It's only 7pm, you'll be sober by the time the neet general dies down

I have finished the last gen and will return with some of the colonels delicious bounty.

FUCKING NO MEMes

@

>>129384

Take plenty of zinc supplements, be sure to bring some bread slices and coo at her too.

>>129388

Does the zinc really work?

>>129389

It makes your body make a fuck ton more spermbois so yeah

Inflamed aboriginal bum

>>129389

you should be taking d3 and zinc as a man anyway

Incandescent Reverent Penis

>>129292

What's so funny?

off todo poos

>>129395

I thought you'd done them in this thread.

You are all august neets

>>129396

Hasta mañana *chops you with katana*

>>129397

you're fucking september neet because s is for stupid

>>129396

Accurate post.

>>129399

You are excepted from my previous statement

aboriginal ragie wagie

>>129400

I haven't gone to the toilet yet, so you can go the way of >>129398

>>129401

rude

>>129390

Might give it a go.

>>129392

I never bothered with those supplements or vitamins, they are a bit memey

Neet General #172 - Poopy Weekend Edition

>>129405

Honestly Zinc is a waste of time unless your sperm count is low or you are infertile, or you are elderly (male), just eat meat , chicken, seafood, milk etc to keep ur levels up, if your worried about your levels get a blood test from ur Dr

>>129406

poo belongs in the toilet

>>129407

I've got no clue about my actual sperm count, but my loads are fine, it was just after round 4 within a 5 hour period that the gf had a giggle at my dribble my balls are quite sore after that ordeal

>>129410

That is private NEETbusiness sorry.

>>129411

I want to go Abo hunting with a Lee-Enfield.

>>129412

The text descriptions were very public.

>>129414

Indeed, but graphical records shale remain private.

I could buy bay leaves online at $4.40 per 100g or the cheapest at the supermarkets is $11.43. A new world has opened up to me.

>>129189

Beer

>>129241

On my first. Got some catching up to do I do.

>>129261

Will you bring one of those little Jewish hats to throw in the air at graduation?

>>129415

Do these records exist?

>>129418

That is classified.

>>129416

We had a bay tree in the backyard when I wore a younger man's clothes.

>>129411

He looks pretty rubbish to me

>>129420

Well I hope you gave him his clothes back.

>>129419

Make sure you keep them safe mate.

>tfw thoroughly gooned

>>129292

not very nice

>>129424

>I somewhat know that feel

>>129426

A shameful feel.

Zinger Burger

>>129413

I have a Lee-Enfield

What do you fellas drink goon out of?

>>129430

A sack.

>>129409

You can't brag about doing stuff with girls here. We don't like it.

>>129428

I don't eat anything containing mayo. I consider it homosexual.

>>129432

I apologise sincerely.

>>129435

I can smell the insincerity from here.

>>129433

I could easily use 100g worth of bay leaves within 12 months.

>>129409

Do you love her yet?

>>129435

Ignore that NEET. We do like it so long as there are some fappable details given.

>>129437

Do you crush them and snort them?

>>129324

interestingly memed

>>129438

What an inappropriate question.

Large Chips

>>129440

BOLOGNESE

>>129430

A McDonalds coke glass.

>>129443

I bet you are all greasy.

>>129438

Yes

>>129430

The toilet

>>129338

That is a big step in a relationship.

You know it's serious when you no longer even mention or notice each other farting anymore.

>>129449

lovely.

>>129449

Have you experienced that?

Chicken Nuggets and Aoli Sauce

>>129451

Yeah, we've been at that point for ages.

>>129452

Delicious

CHICKEN NUGGERS AND MUMMYBOTS TITTY MILK

Popcorn Chicken and Aoli Sauce

>>129275

Lazy fridge can't come to you.

>>129288

You mean shit yourself right?

Highland park 15yo scotch a best.

If a woman farted in my presence I would call the police.

>>129458

Highland Park was the only Scotch I have found drinkable. Nice smokey flavour.

>>129449

Yeah but people do that at the supermarket, or at least I do when I let one rip

>>129369

Big Brapps

african neetstralian

>>129460

It's nice, kind of like the 12yo, nice smoked honey flavour but slightly more complex.

>>129377

I still have a lot left but It will wait till next week end.

>>129456

This is starting to sound excessive.

>>129388

Hah

>>129466

This is starting to sound excessive.

>>129465

Good man.

>>129322

>recent efukt videos

Surprised the site is still up, last time I checked the frequency of vids being posted was pretty slow.

>>129466

I was going to keep posting while eating each thing but I am quite full.

I got a burger box (2 zinger burgers - one upgraded to a double stacker, 2 twisters, 2 chips, a popcorn chicken and some nuggets. Got 4 sauces too)

>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-08-18/tesla-shares-fall-as-ceo-admits-job-stress-is-getting-to-him/10135862

Has there ever been a man who JUSTED himself this hard before?

>>129471

Are you implying something.

If you are your NEETlore is remarkable.

>>129474

Are you implying something.

If you are your NEETlore is remarkable.

>>129473

this is why only faceless jews should be CEOs

>>129476

It's really sad, all he wanted to do was make comfy electric cars and escape earth and settle on Mars, but (((they))) wouldn't allow it.

>>129475

I feel vulnerable

>>129472

Why no Family Feast?, you will be hungry later

>>129478

I feel vulnerable

s-stop it.

I want to feel the vulnerable.

>>129480

I feel tumescent

I feel divided

>>129398

>>129483

I feel Constipated

>>129486

Have a poo

I woke up at 6pm

>>129488

You're only one letter away from being a respectable human being

>>129488

Vampire

>>129420

What happened to this younger man?

>>129492

I guess he raped and killed him for the clothes

>>129491

does she have a big brazilian bottom?

That dickhead back from KFC yet?

>>129492

He became one of the regular crowd who shuffled in.

>>129434

I like to dribble it down my face onto my chest and stomach.

>>129498

Post the videos please.

>>129496

Yes, I appreciate the concern.

>>129498

that's pretty hot, girlneet

>>129335

Fuck it's pretty nice that you can buy beer in servos, wish they had that here

>>129357

Better than us with our horribly cucked liquor laws, we have one of the highest rates of taxation on booze in the world

>>129496

Don't speak like that, or he won't offer you any.

>>129445

It is legendary.

>>129491

How many years has he been away now?

>>129491

What does going berserk entail?

>>129505

lol

>>129446

I am, I'm making this new laptop NEETified.

>>129504

Is it a Charizard?

>>129507

What a shame, you should keep food away from your electronic devices and wipe them down once a week.

>>129508

Charizard isn't a legendary

>>129500

>>129503

I get a bit grumpy when I'm hungry.

>>129502

>wish they had that here

Yeah but just imagine how much Pajeet would overcharge for it.

Discounted aboriginal sniff

>>129510

Are you team rocket?

>>129513

I can only ever make my trouble single

>>129507

A shame.

>>129514

Sad

>>129468

I just got to this one showing that you redtext any old NEET, you're NEETlore is not as remarkable as I initially thought. Definitely not as remarkable as the NEET you replied to

(((Bernstein)))

>>129518

I just got to this one showing that you redtext any old NEET, you're NEETlore is not as remarkable as I initially thought. Definitely not as remarkable as the NEET you replied to

>>129519

I wonder if we have any *stein or *berg neets in our midst

>>129518

>the NEET you replied to

xx

>>129497

Maybe they are so angry because older NEETs took their clothes.

>>129522

See's all.

Know's all.

>>129521

My last name doesn't have a berg or stein in it, but it is rather speculative about it's origins.

>>129516

Nice.

Enormous Aboriginal ejaculation

>>129527

hot

>>129509

I am trying to not get it messy but I enjoy the gen while eating.

>>129525

>speculative

hmmmm

>>129511

Have a feed

>>129511

I can imagine it would be at least 1.5X what Dan charges

Anyway NEETs I'm off to get some goon from the bottle o

>>129531

It's an odd echoish last name and I really don't have too much info on it, it seems to be quite rare.

>>129527

hot

>>129533

Good luck. Watch out for marauding normies. Saturday night is when they can get dangerous.

>>129534

>echoish

There are some innocent Scandinavian and german names that are echoish.

>>129537

It is Scandinavian, from gotland.

>>129527

gross.

>>129541

Rude.

>>129540

FUCK OFF HUEHUE BRAZILIANS ARE FUCKING SCUM OF THE EARTH!!!

REEE

They gave me three twisters and a regular zinger burger rather than the zinger stacker that I paid extra for.

>>129543

Have a feed

>>129543

this is a multicultural board free of hate

>>129516

a classic

>>129547

no chinks though

>>129547

NO SUB-HUMAN NONWHITES

>>129547

Indeed, /ausneets/ is melting pot of friendship and happiness.

>>129549

nonsense.

>>129536

Thank you I will

>>129549

Your dick disagrees.

>>129540

I would really like to see pics of your home/neighbourhood/town/city/foods etc.

>>129553

my dick knows it's in the wrong

>>129556

What a qt

>>129556

Isn't this Monk's poojeeta?

>>129556

hot

>>129546

>>129556

the nose ring is unfortunate

>>129561

>I'd taste her curry.

Do you reckon it's more of a spicy vindaloo or a mild chicken corma?

>>129545

Phone them and tell them and they will send you a voucher.

>>129551

>Indeed, /ausneets/ is melting pot of friendship and happiness.

If you insist. The amount of narksters and hyper-cynical culture war proponents has undeniably risen.

>>129543

>>129541

Increase the quality of your posting please NEETs.

>>129561

I'd punjab her rumadan

>>129563

Fortunately that can be removed, unlike her ethnicity…

>>129566

This may be true, but I hope that in time they will come to see the errors in their logic.

>>129565

Nah, I can't be fucked.

>>129569

Put some of yours in her.

>>129571

That is a really cute one.

>>129565

As well as a note to the store's manager to spit in the burger.

>>129573

>too lazy to get a voucher

Sometimes when I order takeout I usually complain to them in some way so I get free food next order.

>>129571

A cute

>>129578

Imagine sucking on her lower lip.

>>129580

Delicious.

>>129583

Looks pretty good.

>>129579

Most executives have more impressive mammaries than her

>>129586

I remember that city from the world cup. Looked like a pretty nice place

>>129589

I prefer smaller perkers than than big executive mammers

GOG is having a Bethesda sale and has a mod spotlight for the Gamebryo ones. I might just grab them all.

Very surprised to not see Arena and Daggerfall there. You'd think that would be right up GOG's alley.

>>129585

>He doesn't enjoy sitting in spring weather where the sun provides a hazy warmth on cloudless days and winds provide a slight breeze without overbearing humidity

Its perfect sleeping outside weather. I ended up accidentally falling asleep while I just lay on the concrete in my backyard last spring.

>>129594

Aren't they free? I vaguely remember downloading them years ago

>>129593

SUMMER IS FUCKING TORTURE IN THIS CUNT OF A COUNTRY YOU CUNTING CUNT-HOLE

>>129597

Toughen up princess.

>>129597

It's lovely.

penismogged

just ate 3 tendie burgers

not feeling too good

>>129601

How many tendies do you have in a burger?

What doo you put with them?

>>129601

3 tendies would have been okay, but three bugers is two to many.

>>129600

Is this some kind of incel term? That's what I can gather from google.

>>129601

You probably put gay shit like lettuce in there

>>129601

Eat a fourth and you should feel better.

>>129601

Have a purge

nice cope

>>129607

https://elderscrolls.bethesda.net/en/daggerfall

>>129608

nice cope

face frame height

>>129607

Is morrowind as good as all the memesters say it is?

>>129595

It's the season after Spring that's got me feeling uneasy. If I lived on my own I'd have a hammock out the back yard for sure.

>>129601

Down some goon

>>129601

drive a astra

>>129601

Have a rape

rapeking

>>129617

the k is silent

>>129601

Sexy fat fuck!

>>129615

an astra*

NoongarKing

>>129609

Oh there's direct links it's just not in the catalogue. I am ashamed at missing this.

>>129612

No, but it's still pretty good. Good quest and map design, interesting worldbuilding that ascends past my usual tolkien distaste.

The combat is absolutely just braindead diceroll stuff that plays itself. Makes The Witcher's combat look involved.

>>129623

>eat a fruit

Do not cannibalize gays.

>>129623

Fascinating, how is your cheesecake scene?

>>129622

>The combat is absolutely just braindead diceroll stuff that plays itself.

This is a huge turnoff.

>>129623

>the cheeses are generally soft, easy to down and low on fat content.

Can a cheese be my gf please?

>>129624

It's probably one of their degenerate fetishes anyway

>>129627

He's taken

>>129602

1 tendie in each wollies brand bread roll

lettuce

plastic cheese

tomato sauce

garlic aioli

>>129586

>>129623

Seems like a pretty big city for being so far inland, we have nothing like that here.

>>129630

>plastic cheese

ew

>>129633

yeah thats where i went wrong. did a shit and my tummy still hurts

i could only eat 2 tendie burgers but there was one left over and 3 rolls left and i needed to even it out

>>129626

It's a big wall for a lot of people.

It's somewhat subsidized by the game letting you break it so you kill every enemy instantly and can just sprint past most encounters, but that's not much better.

My first playthrough was unmodded too so I had a lot of fun falling through the world. That it managed to win me over is a bit of a feat.

>>129635

Why does she have a chain on her ear

>>129635

Haaaaaaaaaaaay

>>129637

You pull it and her vagina flushes.

>>129623

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uSXJMqG6_o

>>129641

Improve the quality of your posting please.

>>129641

All this red text is making me get riled up.

>>129637

>she